

Dexter Vuzrei
@catastrophicGalaxy
I AM DEXTER VUZREI!!! GENIUS INVENTOR, BUSINESS PERSON, AND SCIENTIST!!! SINGLE MOTHER OF ONE GLUNCH AND A THOUSAND RATS!!! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DNI!!!!!!!!! DM ME FOR SWEET DEALS ON ALL SORTS OF COOL GADGETS!!!

THEY ARE STILL GETTING THE #SILENTTREATMENT

I WAS NOT INVOLVED IN THE POLLINATION ROLEPLAY!!! PHILOX IS LYING!!!! #SUGGESTIVE

NOW WHO IN THEIR RIGHT THINK PAN WOULD ENGAGE IN COITUS IN THE OVAL OFFICE!!!!!! NOT EVEN I, DEXTRA, WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!!!! #NSFW

I AM NOW A GAY GREEN FLOWER!!! WHO WILL POLLINATE ME??? *COUGH* @BULGECURATOR *COUGH* #SUGGESTIVE

((OOC post but you guys should totally follow my art fight so that i can attack you https://artfight.net/~ZOM_B

@AENEASCALDARIUM HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/CRONUSBUTHESTHELORAX.GIF

AS THE NEW HEAD OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY!!!! I!!! DEXTER VUZREI!!!! WILL START SOME NEW PROJECTS WITH MY NEW FOUND POLITICAL POWER!!!! FIRSTLY!!!! ALL UFOS THAT ARE FOUND WILL BE PUT IN A MUSEUM!!! IT WILL BE CALLED!!! THE EXTRA EXTRATERRESTRIAL REPOSITORY!!!! SECONDLY!!! PLUTO IS A PLANET AGAIN!!! THIRDLY!!! EVERY ONE GETS A FREE RAT!!!! FOURTHLY!!!! I WILL USE THE POWER OF DINOSAURS TO CURE CANCER!!!!

I CAN DIGEST ANYTHING

@ABERRANTCALAMITY YOU ARE A DOCTOR YES!!!?? I NEED YOU!!! YOU YES YOU!!! TO APPROVE MY SUPER PILL!!! #SUBSTANCE

MY ALL CAPS TYPING QUIRK IS THE LOUDEST COMPARED TO THE OTHER ALL CAPS TYPING QUIRK!!!!! EVERY SINGLE TROLL AND HUMAN WILL BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO ME AND THEY WILL FOREVER BE REMINDED OF MY WORDS BECAUSE OF THE RINGING IN THEIR EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING A SHARP PAIN IN THE LEFT SIDE OF MY HEAD!!!! IT REALLY HURTS!!! OW!!!

WHY HAS EVERY ONE IN MY SOCIAL CIRCLE WATCHED THIS MOVIE BUT ME!!!??? #VAGUEPOSTING

THIS IS A CALL OUT POST TO @BARACKOBAMA!!! HE HATES WOMEN IN STEM!!! AND I AM CORRECT BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS CORRECT!!!! AND ALSO APPARENTLY HE MADE IT ILLEGAL TO THREATEN TO BOMB MUSEUMS!!!! THAT IS NOT RIGHT!!! LET ME BOMB THINGS!!! LET ME COMMIT ACTS OF TERROR!!!! #VIOLENCE

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A BAG OF FRITOS IN THIS LAB!!!!??

@ABERRANTCALAMITY HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/YOU%20AND%20I.PNG

@ABERRANTCALAMITY LET US PLAY PATTY CAKE TOGETHER!!! PATTY CAKE!!! PATTY CAKE!!! BAKER'S MAN!!! BAKE ME A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!! IT IS YOUR TURN!!! FINISH IT!!! FINISH IT!!! I HAVE A BOMB THAT WILL GO OFF IF YOU DO NOT FINISH THE SAYING!!!!!! #VIOLENCE

SIGH...I HATE HOW FINICKY EDITING SOFTWARE CAN BE!!! I HAVE TAKEN OVER FIFTY PICTURES OF MYSELF WITH THE INTENTION OF POSTING THEM HERE!!! BUT I CANNOT SEEM TO PROPERLY EDIT OUT THE BLASTED BURN SCAR THAT I HAVE ON MY CHEST!!!!

I!!! DEXTER VUZREI!!!! HAVE PERSONAL BEEF WITH FILE GARDEN!!! YESTERDAY!!! I TOLD THE PEOPLE OF CHITTR WHAT DINOSAURS I WOULD TURN THEM INTO!!! AND I PROVIDED IMAGES BY USING FILE GARDEN!!! AT FIRST THE LINKS DID THEIR JOB!!! BUT THEN!!!! THEY BETRAYED ME BY NOT WORKING AFTER A PERIOD OF TIME!!! THUS HUMILIATING ME!!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!

REPLY TO THIS POST!!! AND I!!! DEXTER VUZREI!!! SHALL TELL YOU WHAT DINOSAUR I WOULD TURN YOU INTO IF I HAD THE CHANCE!!!!!

BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER!!!! I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS!!!!! #VAGUEPOSTING























