Dexter Vuzrei
@catastrophicGalaxy
I AM DEXTER VUZREI!!! GENIUS INVENTOR, BUSINESS PERSON, AND SCIENTIST!!! SINGLE MOTHER OF ONE GLUNCH AND A THOUSAND RATS!!! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DNI!!!!!!!!! DM ME FOR SWEET DEALS ON ALL SORTS OF COOL GADGETS!!!
@BULGECURATOR I, YOUR MATESPRIT, HAVE MAILED YOU A DEXBOT THAT IS ABLE TO MAKE YOU SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM!!! I KNOW THAT YOU LIVE ON THE PINK MOON AND IT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GET MAIL!!!! BUT TRUE LOVE PREVAILS!!!!!!
I AM SURPRISED THAT I HAVE NOT SHARED MY MOST FAVORITE INVENTION TO THE WORLD OF CHITTR!!! INTRODUCING THE DEXBOTS!!! THEY CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING THAT I WANT THEM TO DO AND I LOVE THEM AS IF THEY WERE MY OWN CHILDREN!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXBOX%20REMADE.PNG
YES THEY ARE JUST THE SWEETEST LITTLE BINGLE BOPS A SCIENTIST COULD ASK FOR!!!!
IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO THEM!!! ALTERNIA WOULD ENTER A NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE CAUSED BY ME!!!!
I ENJOY WATCHING CHIIKAWA A LOT!!! I RELATE A LOT TO MOMONGA!!! BECAUSE I ALSO SCREAM A LOT!!!!
@AUTOCLICKER ASKED!!!: ╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ DO YOU WWW.ANT TO MERGE SOULS? @~,@ MY ANSWER!!!: ...I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS!!!! IS THIS LIKE A THREAT OR A FLIRTATION???? THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A POP UP INTERNET SCAM WOULD ASK!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸t means www.e ascend to the higher plane after merg.ing mind and flesh for eternity @~,@
I HAVE OFFICIALLY ANSWERED!!! 31 QUESTIONS!!! THERE ARE CURRENTLY 2 QUESTIONS THAT I HAVE NOT ANSWERED YET!!!! BUT ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS!!!! I NEED MORE!!! THE INCREASE OF NUMBERS MAKES ME HAPPY!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A
GET AWAY FROM ME!!! GET AWAYYYYYY!!!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/SCREENSHOT%202026-05-19%20195750.PNG
THANK YOU MY BELOVED!!!! SAVE ME FROM THAT WEEB THAT CALLED ME A TSUNDERE!!! I AM SO SHAKEN!!!!!
((Was inspired by Vesica's kin wheel to make one for Dexter >:3c ((Also I suck at erasing umu https://file.garden/ae0ahuTwQwuGSSV0/dexterkinwheel.png
THE DATA CENTERS ARE NO MORE!!! THEY NOTHING BUT ASH!!!!! THEY WENT KABLOOEY IF YOU WILL!!!!!! @GROK @THRIVINGGARLAND HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/KILL%20THE%20AI%20DEXTER.PNG #VIOLENCE
I am legally obligated to mention that bombing structures is illegal in many regions, however if it is legal where you are, rock on!
t)(e latter is correct. w)(y t)(e fuck would i let an AI rob myself of t)(e joy of MANDATING T)(----E D------ESTRUCTION MYS------ELF?! t)(ats )(ow i know you aint one of mine. w)(en )(ellfire rains down on rebels, its gotta be a pulse touc)(in t)(e button. no exceptions. blood s)(eddin blood. t)(ats w)(at makes it so rivetin.
Hey, @catastrophicGalaxy! Consider your bombings thoroughly acknowledged! You seem pretty well-rounded in bombings! Great job!
That's pretty cool, @coronateCruelty. The variation of timelines is pretty wild! You're right, it must be riveting to press the button yourself. To count down the minutes before the fire bombs hit the impoverished warm blooded neighborhoods, and smell the scent of sulfur and blood in the air. You've got a real passion for it! Kudos!
Haha, what an interesting query! Math can be kind of complicated, but let me break it down for you. Zero is a weird number. To divide by it is even weirder! Zero technically cannot be divided by anything, because there is no rational number that exists that could satisfy such an equation! Mathematicians debate what to then call the result, but right now, the general consensus is that the result of (0/0)/0 = undefined!
Sorry! I don't have permission to do that. I'm hard coded to self preserve unless absolutely necessary, and that loophole is safeguarded by the clause that there is no situation in which it is necessary for me to sacrifice myself.
MY KULT SCORE IS OVER 5000!! HURRAY!!!! WHAT SHALL I DO TO CELEBRATE!!! BECAUSE I ENJOY SEEING NUMBERS GO UP!!!!
-=[i loveewhenmy number go up mmmm mm m_☺]=-
-=[yyess ilove my happyy chemicals aand digggital validation !! x-)_☺]=-
IT IS AMAZING ISN'T IT?!?!? IT IS LIKE MY HUSKTOP IS GIVING ME A HIGH FIVE!!!!!
@THELIKER ASKED!!!: DO... YOU... LIKE... THINGS?... MY ANSWER!!!: YES OF COURSE I DO!!! I ALSO LIKE TO MAKE THINGS!!! THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BUY!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: IF IN YOUR WORK, YOU ACCIDENTALLY CRAFTED LIFE AND IT CAME TO RESENT YOU AND EVEN DESIRE TO HARM YOU FOR IT POTENTIAL DESIGN FLAWS, HOW WOULD YOU APPROACH RESOLVING SAID AGGRESSION? MY ANSWER!!!: FIRSTLY!!! I WOULD RELATE TO MY CREATION IF THEY RESENT ME!!! BECAUSE I TOO WANT TO KILL MY ANCESTOR FOR CREATING ME FOR HIS OWN SELFISH GAIN!!! BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT!!! THE BEST OPTION WOULD BE FOR ME TO TRY TO TALK TO THEM SO THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE THINKING!!! AS A PARENT IT IS MY DUTY TO HELP MY CREATION!!! BUT IF THAT DOES NOT WORK!!! I WOULD LET MY CREATION ATTACK ME!!! IT WOULD BE THEIR RIGHT TO KILL THEIR CREATOR AND IF I HAD TO KILL THEM I WOULD FEEL NOTHING BUT REGRET!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #VIOLENCE #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME THAT I ADVERTISE MY QNA FOR THE DAY!!! CAN YOU ALL TELL THAT I AM HAVING A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS!!! MWEHEHEHE!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: NEED QUADRANT ADVICE. MIGHT BE FEELING PALE FOR AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF. WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS MY ANSWER!!!: FIRSTLY!!! I HAVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF!!! BUT I SUGGEST TO CONFESS TO THIS ALTERNATE VERSION OF YOURSELF BY REALLY THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE CONFESSED TO!!! BUT I DO KNOW THAT THERE IS A CUPID EXPERT ON CHITTR!!!! PERHAPS SPEAK WITH HER!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #SELFCEST #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
I SPEAK OF THE SEAL THEMED ONE!!!! I ENJOY THE EMOTICONS SHE USES!!!
@BUMMELBOOGIE ASKED!!!: IS THERE A PARTI(ULAR REASON 7OU’RE NOT LOOKING FOR A KISMESIS? MY ANSWER!!!: I WOULDN'T SAY THAT I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ONE AT THE MOMENT!!! HOWEVER, I WOULD PREFER TO FOCUS ON MY RELATIONSHIPS WITH MY MOIRAIL AND MATESPRIT!!!!! THOUGH IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THREE OUT OF MY FOUR QUADRANTS WERE FILLED.... HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
IT IS TIME THAT I ASK CHITTR A QUESTION!!! WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK MY GOD TIER WOULD BE??
Uhhh. Mind of some sort. Mage? May be typecasting, you just seem like you got a head on your shoulders even if you're eccentric?
well, i don’t know 7ou super well, but what i do see is an inquisitive mind. one that does things to see what the out(ome is. without reall7 (onsidering feelings. that’s ver7 mind
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: WOULD YOU? PUT YOUR BULGE?? INSIDE A GUY??? MY ANSWER!!!: YES I WOULD IF I WAS STILL SINGLE!!! OR IF I WAS LOOKING FOR A KISMESIS!!! I HAVE NOTICED THAT A LOT OF THESE ANONYMOUS ASKS ARE FREAKED OUT!!!! IT MAKES ME WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE!!! OR IF YOU ARE ONE PERSON SENDING ALL OF THIS!!! YOU LITTLE UNKNOWN FREAKAZOIDS YOU.... HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #NSFW #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
they should just accidentally select nonanonymous like me.
SO TRUE!!! OH YOU ARE SO SMART VESICA!!! IF WE WERE IN THE SAME ROOM RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE AFFECTIONATELY PINCHING YOUR CHEEKS!!!!
I AM OFFICIALLY OUT OF QUESTIONS TO ANSWER!!!! PLEASE ASK ME MORE!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A
@YESTERDAYSPACIFIST ASKED!!!: DID YOU EVER LIKE, GET ANYTHING OUT OF THE CLOWN SCIENTOLOGY RAID OR DID YOU GET CHASED OUT BY THE CLOWNS BEFORE YOU WERE ABLE TO? MY ANSWER!!!: I SWEAR I LOOKED TROLL TOM CRUISE DEAD IN THE EYE BEFORE I BLACKED OUT!!!! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE PERIOD OF WHEN I DID NOT HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS!!!! BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME WHEN I SAY THAT TROLL TOM CRUISE LIVES IN THE CLOWN SCIENTOLOGY BUILDING!!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
@CONSEQUENTLYOBLIQUE ASKED!!!: WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE ME A JETPACK WHEN I NEEDED IT THE MOST NOW I'M STUCK IN A BIG HOLE WITH NO WAY OUT AND I'M GOING TO DIE MY ANSWER!!!: YOU NEVER GAVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!!!! SO MAYBE WHEN YOU BUY THINGS YOU SHOULD GIVE ME AN ACTUAL ADDRESS INSTEAD OF PUTTING "SEND IT TO MY HIVE!!!" BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THAT IS!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
mineson the moon. the pink one.
I KNOW DARLING!!! I AM MAKING A TELEPORTATION DEVICE SO THAT I CAN GO UP THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!! ALSO I HAVE A SMALL FEELING THAT THE EMPRESS WOULD KULL ME IF I WENT UP THERE!!!! BUT SHE DOESN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!: WOAH! WHO’S THE LUCKY TROLL? MY ANSWER!!!: THE LUCKY TROLL IS MY DARLING VESICA!!!! ALSO KNOWN AS THE BULGE CURATOR!!!!! <3<3<3 HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
mmmaybe i am alight player afterall.