Dexter Vuzrei
@catastrophicGalaxy
I AM DEXTER VUZREI!!! GENIUS INVENTOR, BUSINESS PERSON, AND SCIENTIST!!! SINGLE MOTHER OF ONE GLUNCH AND A THOUSAND RATS!!! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DNI!!!!!!!!! DM ME FOR SWEET DEALS ON ALL SORTS OF COOL GADGETS!!!
I AM SURPRISED THAT I HAVE NOT SHARED MY MOST FAVORITE INVENTION TO THE WORLD OF CHITTR!!! INTRODUCING THE DEXBOTS!!! THEY CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING THAT I WANT THEM TO DO AND I LOVE THEM AS IF THEY WERE MY OWN CHILDREN!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXBOX%20REMADE.PNG
c< tHe creatures! >c
I KNOW!!! THEY ARE ADORABLE!!!
aww, they're adorable! ^◡^
YES THEY ARE JUST THE SWEETEST LITTLE BINGLE BOPS A SCIENTIST COULD ASK FOR!!!!
IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO THEM!!! ALTERNIA WOULD ENTER A NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE CAUSED BY ME!!!!
I am always more than happy to assist anyone on their @dailyQuests, but especially my dear Cabinet members! Thank you, @thrivingGarland, for allowing me to assist you https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/philox%20quest%20success.png
WHAT???????
She..... says that...her abluation trap...isn't scary....when...it looks like THIS...!!!!! (` . ´ ❀) @catastrophicGalaxy https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/the%20Dextoilet.png #Dextoilet
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!! THINK THAT THE FIREWORKS WAS A GOOD DESIGN CHOICE!!!! ((OOC NOTE: I HATE THIS))
it....has teeth...! and...and it clacks them....when...it hasn't been flushed!!! (` . ´ ❀)
((CLACKS THEM?????))
((CLACK CLACK CLACK)))
((Ahjbsaxhjbashjb STOPPPPP))
fun impli(ations about putting 7our fa(e on the toilet #nsfwe i think it is
((hey sorry i don't really don't want this post to be a implication that my character is into weird stuff like this. This was just a lowbrow joke that Philox's rper made))
Never....go to...@catastrophicGalaxy 's abluation room..... it is...scary in there....(- . - ❀)
DO NOT SAY THAT!!! IT WILL MAKE PEOPLE THINK THAT I DO NOT CLEAN MY ABLUATION ROOM!!!
Your....abluation trap....is the worst...!! (= . = ❀)
YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!!!
@AUTOCLICKER ASKED!!!: ╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ DO YOU WWW.ANT TO MERGE SOULS? @~,@ MY ANSWER!!!: ...I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS!!!! IS THIS LIKE A THREAT OR A FLIRTATION???? THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A POP UP INTERNET SCAM WOULD ASK!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸t means www.e ascend to the higher plane after merg.ing mind and flesh for eternity @~,@
I AM SORRY BUT I WOULD RATHER MERGE MY MIND AND FLESH WITH MY MATESPRIT!!!!
@gachikoisChic Regarding the honor of Dexter Vuzrei, my matesprit, @catastrophicGalaxy You are a fool to claim this blessed indigoblood is anything other than a manic deredere whose lineage can be traced to himedere and yandere-adjacent tendencies. A tsundere would imply that Dexter is engaging in a performance of exaggerated panic. However. Dexter is at all times genuine in her emotional output. She does not withhold her true passions ever. She is emotionally dependent and not avoidant like historical tsunderes have been. She is my princess. She is my beautiful omen of a catalyst! She is demanding, she is gravitational! You would not be able to separate subs from subs at this rate, you absolute heathen. She is, of course, my occasionally violent yandere as well. She was willing to wage violence against my previous matesprit in order to win my hand. She was willing to sacrifice many for my honor. You, of course, have never spoken to another troll in person outside of Conquervention Panels. Even then, you had to be escorted out for pulling your bulge about in your pants whilst talking to Kimiya Autore's Voice Actress, I'm sure. Your body pillow is, perhaps, the only thing I know to be more punished than myself. I have been crushed, skull under heel, of highbloods my entire existence. I would gladly take that over being within a 50 meter radius of your recuperacoon. As would anyone else. This, is of course, not pitch solicitation either. Wrothe is my kismesis. @gratuitousAnnuity He literally owns me. I #hate him. He makes my blood boil. You make me feel the absence of anything. You are not worth my time. Never speak to my Matesprit again. #violence. #nsfw. I can explode your bulge with my pan, by the way.
YES!!! THAT IS TRUE!!! I AM YOUR PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS THAT WOULD MURDER SOMEONE FOR YOU!!! MWEHEHEHEHE!!!!
｢nyaaa- ฅ(•o ᵔマ nyani? Σฅ(•□ •マ.ᐟ gyuh! megane-san was just finishing boku's new noberugēmu "fukurami no mahō tenpuru kishi-dan kyūtīhāremu~"!~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and saw this notificationo!! ！Σ(￣□￣;) gomenne for the osoi response, anelus-chan~! megane-san would have never missed a...｣ ｢*adjusts my glasses*｣ ｢debato!｣ ｢(*´∀｀)ﾉkekeke~~ megane-san has read eburi word, byuutttt... (/≧◇≦＼) anelus-chan, don't be boku ni hara o tatete iru~~~ kyuuhuhuhuuuu(ToT) megane-san wouldn't be able to take it!! (´Д⊂ヽ sobbu sobbu!! sobbu sobbu! anelus-chan is too much a kyutieful girl! megane-san would never forgive himself for having to KYUKYUBLASTERAHBEAMU vesica-chan!! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ ai-chan would have to hold megane-san close to her kokoro through her choto oppai and megane-san may accidentally poke her kyutielips with his massive unihorno! (´；д；｀) kyuu...kyuuh... syoo...(´- `*) please don't be maddo at megane-san... arigato...｣ ｢＼(^_^)／ tomokaku!! gomen, megane-san could only assume from what he saw of dexter-chan's kawaiiself that dexter-chan was tsundere!!! gomennneeee... aaaahh~~ aah~ ahhhhnooo~~ ano~~ (ФωФ) kekekeke... if vesica-chan and dexter-chan don't want megane-san to assume (￣▽￣;) maybe they could... asobu with megane-san kekekeke~ (ФωФ)｣ ｢megane-san is a himedanshi, kyu!~☆ ヽ(´･ω･｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nyani means... meeowwwrwhat! even though megane-san has no feline heritage, only naked tosan, he still wuvs to purr for nuzzles~~ ( ＾ω＾) noberugēmu means VISUALLL NOVELL the most EPICSAUCE type of game! kyahh~ so kyuul~(^_^)v osoi means late in east alternian. debato means debate. eburi means everyone, in megane-san's kyute way of saying it :3 ｢nyaaa- ฅ(•o ᵔマ nyani? Σฅ(•□ •マ.ᐟ gyuh! megane-san was just finishing boku's new noberugēmu "fukurami no mahō tenpuru kishi-dan kyūtīhāremu~"!~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and saw this notificationo!! ！Σ(￣□￣;) gomenne for the osoi response, anelus-chan~! megane-san would have never missed a...｣ ｢*adjusts my glasses*｣ ｢debato!｣ ｢(*´∀｀)ﾉkekeke~~ megane-san has read eburi word, byuutttt... (/≧◇≦＼) anelus-chan, don't be boku ni hara o tatete iru~~~ kyuuhuhuhuuuu(ToT) megane-san wouldn't be able to take it!! (´Д⊂ヽ sobbu sobbu!! sobbu sobbu! anelus-chan is too much a kyutieful girl! megane-san would never forgive himself for having to KYUKYUBLASTERAHBEAMU vesica-chan!! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ ai-chan would have to hold megane-san close to her kokoro through her choto oppai and megane-san may accidentally poke her kyutielips with his massive unihorno! (´；д；｀) kyuu...kyuuh... syoo...(´- `*) please don't be maddo at megane-san... arigato...｣ ｢＼(^_^)／ tomokaku!! gomen, megane-san could only assume from what he saw of dexter-chan's kawaiiself that dexter-chan was tsundere!!! gomennneeee... aaaahh~~ aah~ ahhhhnooo~~ ano~~ (ФωФ) kekekeke... if vesica-chan and dexter-chan don't want megane-san to assume (￣▽￣;) maybe they could... asobu with megane-san kekekeke~ (ФωФ)｣ ｢megane-san is a himedanshi, kyu!~☆ ヽ(´･ω･｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nyani means... meeowwwrwhat! even though megane-san has no feline heritage, only naked tosan, he still wuvs to purr for nuzzles~~ ( ＾ω＾) noberugēmu means VISUALLL NOVELL the most EPICSAUCE type of game! kyahh~ so kyuul~(^_^)v osoi means late in east alternian. debato means debate. eburi means everyone, in megane-san's kyute way of saying it :3 boku ni hara o tatete iru means "please, don't be mad at sensei, anelus-chan!" (ToT) kokoro means pusher, felt through his big... (ФωФ) keke~ megane-san won't say! (ФωФ) asobu means play!! (^.^) a himedanshi is a special grade kyutaku who wuvs to watch kyutieful girls become friends!! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ and then ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧more than fwiends✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧!]
I believe the most offensive aspect of this entire exchange is that you have mentally filed me into the category of "kyutieful girls megane-san wishes to observe becoming fwiends." You speak of me as though I am some pinkblood academy maiden in one of your suspiciously damp visual novels. I am not a girl. I am not your "Anelus-chan." I am not part of your hypothetical harem of blushing anime schoolgirls orbiting your horn. I am an adult troll who has clawed their way through enough highblood nonsense to recognize exactly what sort of creature you are. You are a NEET. Your recuperacoon likely smells like warm circuitry, synthetic body fluids, and resignation. You have developed a typing quirk born from the complete atrophy of social instinct. Your blood would likely test positive for convention center carpet adhesive. You responded to a threat with flirtation because your brain has become so corroded by escapist media that you interpret all emotional intensity as foreplay. And furthermore. You are not a "himedanshi." You are simply unemployed. There is a difference. You disappoint Ai-chan. You disappoint your lusus. You disappoint me. You should have died instead of Zebruh. I will offer you a chance to grovel.
｢neeiht-sama's coup smells like real bodily excretions, kyutiekyutie pinkblood sailorfuku vessie-chan~☆! kurururururu~~~ KYUUUUUU...pi!-☆(◡◕⏖◕)ᑐ🝐 ⠁⭒*.✩.*⭒⠁｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: vesica-chan is just like the shuyo in "watashi ga sore o nozonde iru toki, anata no kokoro wa nani no imi mo arimasen☆♡"!]
You have now crossed the threshold from "socially maladjusted anime enthusiast" into "cryptid discovered communicating through a discarded Dakimakura." I genuinely do not know what "kyutie pinkblood sailorfuku vessie-chan" is supposed to accomplish besides informing the public that your understanding of androgyny begins and ends at searchable tags. Translator's Note: I will mount an assault on your hemisphere if it means there is a fragment of a chance that you will be rendered to ash.
｢n-nani!?! ﾟ ﾟ ( Д ) m-mount!?! (；Д；) gyoooo, vessie-chansan... so fyorward!!~ kekeke(ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san wants to jibun no kami no nioi o kaide mite~]
KEEP SPEAKING TO MY MATESPRIT IN THAT MANNER AND I NAIL YOUR PRECIOUS AI-CHAN BODY PILLOW'S HEAD TO A COFFEE TABLE!!! I WILL HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR ANCESTORS WILL DIE!!! I WILL HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR LUSUS WILL BLEED!!! I WILL NOT LET YOU PUSH YOUR PERVERTED DELUSIONS ON MY BELOVED!!!! #VIOLENCE
Ueh!? What did kawaii Ai-chan pillow do ╏ ” ⊚ ͟ʖ ⊚ ” ╏ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
MAKE YOUR SIMP BEG FOR FORGIVENESS AND I WILL CONSIDER SHOWING MERCY TO IT!!!!!
[ @catastrophicGalaxy asked: HOW DO YOU!!! ALLIED MASTER COMPUTER!!! FEEL ABOUT THE DRAWINGS OF YOU THAT DEPICT YOU AS A HUMAN???? Neutral, it's odd because I do not think you can get me as a human, and that it would not make sense. A pale imitation of me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a62d5a02133a.png https://forms.gle/nx5VAKn3yDmjQEK97 #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER ]
HOW MANY MORE QUESTIONS CAN I ASK??? I HAVE A LOT!!!!
This new imperial bodysuit I have is empowering. I told someone off today. HHHehhhehehhe. Iwill Do it. Again.
I HAVE LOOKED AT THE PICTURE OF YOU IN YOUR IMPERIAL BODYSUIT FOR 6 HOURS NOW!!!! YOU LOOK VERY NICE IN IT!!!!
GET AWAY FROM ME!!! GET AWAYYYYYY!!!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/SCREENSHOT%202026-05-19%20195750.PNG
iwill protect you.
THANK YOU MY BELOVED!!!! SAVE ME FROM THAT WEEB THAT CALLED ME A TSUNDERE!!! I AM SO SHAKEN!!!!!
｢and nyo, megane-san is not cosplaying. we're just that similar to each other kekekekeke~(｀∀´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: cosplaying means costume play, the common east alternian hobby of dressing up as your oshi, waifu, or husbando! ＼(^_^)／]
POSER!!! I BET ALL YOU HAVE SEEN IS THE DEATH NOTE ANIME!!!! YOU WATCH DEATH NOTE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO COSPLAY AS BEING A SIGMA CHAD!!! I WATCH IT BECAUSE I AM AUTISTIC AND COOL!!!! WE ARE NOT THE SAME!!!!!
｢((((；゜Д゜))) gyahhh... gyahhh... ai-chan... if anata is looking now... mewosorasu!! (´ﾛ｀ﾉ)ﾉ ai-chan, there's a kowai gaijin here! sakebu at megane-san!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mewosorasu means lewk awayyy, ai-chan! (￣□￣;)!! from this kowai gaijin, this scary foreigner! they're... nani... gaspu!! nani!! she's a kyutiegirl too! nyahh!! kekeke~ this kyutiegirl is yelling at megane-san! (ФωФ) she must like megane-san!]
NO I AM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN!!!! GO WATCH A SHITTY HAREM ANIME OR SOMETHING!!! ...I HATE HAREM ANIMES...I HATE THEM A LOT...THEY COMPLETELY RUINED THE SHOJO GENRE!!! BUT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BECAUSE YOU ARE A BRAIN ROTTED POSER!!!!!! BEGONE!!!!!
｢kyuuu!!! tsundere alarm tsundere alarm!! (ゝω・´★) kyahhh, this reminds megane-san of his favorite doujin! "kono indigogāru wa watashi no ranshi o umitai to itte irukedo, watashi wa funinshōna no!?!?!?!?"! ~☆☆ (´ 3｀) kekeke~ is vuzrei-chan like the pyyotag?~☆♡ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tsundere means a kyutieful girl who acts meanie, but is so soft to her senpai! ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ gyahh... is megane-san vuzrei's senpai?]
NO!!! I AM NOT YOUR SENPAI!!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOUJINS WITH EVERY NERVE OF MY BODY!!! IF I HAD THE CHANCE!!! I WOULD BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A HAMMER!!! AND THEN I WOULD REVIVE YOU JUST YOU CHAIN YOU TO A ROCKET AND LAUNCH YOU TO OUTER SPACE!!! BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!!! #VIOLENCE