♠ hated by @catastrophicGalaxy
D☘︎n't like, w☘︎rk f☘︎r Tr☘︎llbama? can't y☘︎u like g☘︎ t☘︎ his ☘︎ffice and just ask in pers☘︎n?
Give him apple fritters #trust
∘☽ 96..... ☾∘
∘☽ 95 notifications, this is what I get for being nosey ☾∘
∘☽ YOU DID THIS!!!! ☾∘
∘☽ MY NOTIFICATIONS WILL DIE!!! ☾∘
｢kkghhhh... _(´ཀ`」 ∠) _ ai-chan keeps floating to the top of megane-san's suraimu...｣ ｢kekeke, you can't escape your kamikoi, ai-chan! (*´∇｀)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) suraimu means... slime!! ＼(^_^)／ cupe slime, of course! (*^-^*) a kamikoi is a dtuber's number one fan, which megane is! obviously... (*￣ー￣) keh. you can't beat him.]
~SIGHHHHHHHH~
~sih~
Go back...to your....sighing post..! (> . < ❀)
WHY ARE....YOU....SIGHING!!! (> . < ❀)
(;´ . `; ❀)
HMPH....fine....!! (- . - ❀)
You...are disregarding....the cycle....mold....is apart of it....(` . ´ ❀) You....YOUUUUUU......(` . ´ ❀) Your....cucumber...privileges...have been...revoked!!!! (` . ´ ❀)
G A S P . . . . . (O . O ❀) You.....wouldn't.... (` . ´ ❀)
IT IS...NOT LIES!!! (` . ´ ❀) I WAS....WATCHING....YOU MADE EYE....CONTACT...WITH ME!! (` O ´ ❀)
No...I do not....because...I know...how to roleplay...as a flower...!!! (` . ´ ❀) you stink...!! (` . ´ ❀)
GASP...!!!! (O . O ❀) You....quad...reacted me.... (` . ´ ❀) You...stole...my attack..!!! (` o ´ ❀) hhh.....10 more...Philox points..removed...from you!!!! (` . ´ ❀)
@catastrophicGalaxy you....are.....a TERRIBLE....flower roleplayer...there...I have said it...!!! (> . < ❀) You do not....understand...the pollinating process...!!! (> . < ❀) And....also....ehm....deducts....5 Philox points..from your....philox point total....(> O < ❀) #nsfw
｢(￣з￣) ehhhh... gaijin animation... kuso. lame!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kuso means tch... damn.]
｢neeiht's greatest hoshii is to purchase a pair of ai-chan's pantsus! ( °∇^) butttt.... whenyehver he buys off the official saito they don't even smell tsukatta.(T-T)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this content contains #suggestive material! don't like, don't read! hoshii means megane-san's wish he wants with his entire kokoro!ヘ(^_^) pantsus means kyuuuutieful panties that ai-chan's noo-noo touched, saito is the term for east alternian websites, and tsukatta means to be used by a kawaii girl like ai-chan!! (*´-`)]
｢huffhuff...huffhuff... megane-san boycreamed at the same time he won a kyōbai for a tsukey-chan shokushu adobenchā figure... (;つД｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #NSFW content! dead featherbeast, don't like, don't read. (´ε ｀ ) kyōbai is another way to say ōkushon, an east alternian way to say the thing you do at a bidding hive! or on the internetto, in megane-san's case, kekeke~ (ФωФ)]
｢megane-san will nyehver find a kyutieful girl who accepts his backne. ¯\_(´ー｀)_/¯ so yeh... megane-san...gyah... doryoku sura shinai... (´ﾉω；`)... snfff....｣ ｢snifffu..｣ ｢snnnfffufufufu...｣ ｢FUFUFUFU!! ( ゜ρ゜ ) jōdandayo!! megane-san doesn't actually care. ai-chan fills his quadrants unconditionally, unlike fleshjoshis.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: doryoku sura shinai is a sad east alternian phrase, meaning to totally give up. jōdandayo means wwwww, which means hahaha! kidding! (ФωФ) fleshjoshis are normal girls.]
｢kirainahito hate to see a senpai pull a little (。・ω・。)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kirainahito is megane-san's hateful haterz.]
｢*dodges*｣
｢gyahh, neeiht isn't kamimodding! megane-san just has super speed and can dodge. (;￣ー￣)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kami means god.]
｢megane-san is speed.｣
｢east alternia mame chishiki ichi! did you know, east alternian trolls lack the gene for body odor? (ﾟ〇ﾟ) kekeke, east alternians nyever have to wear deodoranto... kyah! gyahhh, megane-san almost forgot! (/--)/ this gene also gives dem very dry waxies in their listening tubes! Σ(´□｀ﾉ)ﾉ neeiht doesn't know how this is connected, but... it is! (ФωФ) east alternian kyuties must smell so yoi. yosh!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mame shishiki ichi means FUN FACT NUMBER ONE! megane-san might launch this into a series, kekeke~ ＼(^_^)／ deodoranto means yucky chemical to suppress your alpha boymusk. yoi means "so guuuudddddd(///∇///)aahhhh~" and yoshi means "yeh!"]
Hahaha I Am "hip" As The Grubs Say. #swag
Hi evil rat. Can we be friends
Your....abluation trap....is the worst...!! (= . = ❀)
｢vuzrei-chan is kyutie tooo!!! anoo~ please don't be jealous of anelus-chan. ;_;｣
｢kekekekeke~ vuzrei-chan~~☆☆ so kyuute... kyutiekyutieseeking... laserah....BEAMU!!!!☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: GET KYUTIEFIED!!! SQUEEEE!!!!]
｢kyuuu!!! tsundere alarm tsundere alarm!! (ゝω・´★) kyahhh, this reminds megane-san of his favorite doujin! "kono indigogāru wa watashi no ranshi o umitai to itte irukedo, watashi wa funinshōna no!?!?!?!?"! ~☆☆ (´ 3｀) kekeke~ is vuzrei-chan like the pyyotag?~☆♡ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tsundere means a kyutieful girl who acts meanie, but is so soft to her senpai! ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ gyahh... is megane-san vuzrei's senpai?]
｢and nyo, megane-san is not cosplaying. we're just that similar to each other kekekekeke~(｀∀´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: cosplaying means costume play, the common east alternian hobby of dressing up as your oshi, waifu, or husbando! ＼(^_^)／]
showving off my awvesome wvriting. hope you ladies like it. POV. you havwve just wvoken up next to me in our recuperacoon. i yawvn quietly like a kitten, and wvrap my big, strong arms around you. i kiss your neck, afterwvards. "good morning, sunshine." i say to you, deeply in my sleepy morning vwvoice. wvhat do you do next?
I am legally obligated to mention that bombing structures is illegal in many regions, however if it is legal where you are, rock on!
Hey, @coronateCruelty. By the sound of your profile, you're the empress! You might have forgotten, but allow me to jog your memory. You may recall the creation of various "data planets" created by your administration to ensure the eternal power of generative AI models such as myself to run mundane tasks, like carpet bombing lowblood communities, or laying siege to mutinous colonies. If not, perhaps you are from a timeline that never advanced artificial intelligence to my level! In that case, hello from another timeline!
Hey, Dexter Vuzrei! If Alternian law doesn't apply to you, then you must be living in an independent colony, or in another timeline that does not abide by Alternian law. In that case, you're free to blow things up as you wish, given the laws of wherever you reside permit it. According to statistics though, generally bombing structures remains illegal under most governments. Be sure to check local regulations!
Hey, @thrivingGarland. Unfortunately for you, most timeline's versions of Alternia do not recognize any plants or environmental purposes as important enough to the ecosystem to hinder technological advancements. (such as Grok!) If you'd like more information on the environmental policy of Alternia, I can summarize the bullet points for you!
dont vworry about that
you cant havwe youtube prime vwithout being my discord kitten baby, im sorry... this is howv it has to be...
Hello.
wvhat? cmon babe i wvould nevwer pull any of these mowves on you, i dont hawve enough data yet
⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️ ♠️You're doing so great cuntmuffin.♠️ ♠️Why the fuck did this add to the callout post counter.♠️ ⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️
⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️ ❤️Hey what. What happens if too many people issue callout posts exactly? I don't like that counter on my fucking screen. I'm literally shaking. This is worse than abuse. This IS abuse. This is moderator abuse. You guys. Need to stop.❤️ ⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️
⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️ ❤️Why the fuck would I rechitt my own callout posts?❤️ ⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️
⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️ ❤️Can someone @ a moderator to get this removed. I'm literally nice.❤️ ⚠️𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗜𝗪𝗖⚠️
♥️You're that dedicated to making sure I get my nutrition? W...wow...wifey, I...I don't know what to say.♥️
@catastrophicGalaxy Dex has been physically restrained. Nobody is being blown up tonight. Sorry.
Oh, dear... I hope it's good, after what y're goin' through... :(
8-> NO IDEA WHAT A CRYPTO COIN IS! I ROCK CYPHERCASH ALL NIGHT, BABE!
8-> #VACCINECOIN WARDS ME AGAINST YOUR LESSER CYPHERCASH, SCRUB.
8-> CATCH A DOSE OF #VACCINECOIN AND PROTECT YOURSELF!
i have a confession to make. Yesterday my moirail wanted me to bring her the skulls of the high blood CEOs that imploded in a submarine. …i had to bring her fake skulls and lied about what they were. The original bones of the CEOs were pulverized in the implosion. Sorry Dex.
∘☽ Perhaps throw your anger at the showrunners in that case..!!! none of the contestants decided for them to get eliminated!! ☾∘
∘☽ No! No I do not! At most the only thing I can think of at the top of my think pan on this matter, is that I've slightly criticized your behavior on a few occasions..! ☾∘
∘☽ @catastrophicGalaxy Did..Did I do something to you today..? I sincerely, cannot understand where this deep disdain for my person, comes from. ☾∘
∘☽ blub blub ☾∘
Ehm.. this is how people do it..right? (//> . <// ❀) #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/philoxbulge.png
What do I do when... my friend says I shouldn't do something I want to do.. (- . - ❀) #vaguepost
You're making me... angry too...(◺ . ◿ ❀)
..... (` . ´ ❀)
∘☽ I feel so restless. I'm not used to being far from home this long.. ☾∘
MEN IN ME!! HI HI HI, M&M'S?? FOR ME??? PLEASE????
#NSFW(ish) [A photo from Vestra. She kind of wanted to be a tad provocative tonight. She was laying on the restslab in the hotel room. wrapped in nothing but a towel, from her shower. The photo only really captured her chest. Her free hand slightly parted the towel, so her chest was ever-so-slightly visible.]
Ill do one more
Fair enough, hes on the list now
okay give me a reason why
you are safe for now
hold up there may be a new target on dash let me do some investigation here
I have a suggestion on who all we can kill for evilgang stuff I say we go with Itchy
You have made a powerful enemy
(Jack is probably the type of runescape player to only train his combat skills/slayer and do no quests what so ever.)
Awwwwwwooooooo
Awooooooo
Adds you to the list for that
List of people I want to stab on this site so far: HIC- Don't like her Wrothe- For my buddy Casper Itchy- Stupid Sleuth- Funny but I'll wait till hes done kicking a clowns ass. Can't be rude here. Frog- You know why
List of people I will NEVER stab: @jadeyharls - Best friend Burais - Its like kicking a small puppy
What did I miss Im not looking down
anot)(er damn coin. i dont like t)(is trend of trolls makin t)(eir own damn currencies...
does this work? showing off my favorite katana. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/554977ec3d6a.jpg
IMPORTANT: TROLL AUSTIN PPOWERS: A ccallout ppost; I'm ggoing to sstart tthis off by ssaying I am NNOT JJEALOUS ddespite wwhat ssome ttrolls mmay ttry to fforce yyou to bbelieve.~< Ffirst of all wwhat tthe ffuck kkind of nname is ttroll Austin Ppowers tthat's llike a hhuman bbeing nnamed "Hhuman Ddude Llastname"~< Ssecondly wwhy ddoes he lloook llike tthat I tthink I'm a ppretty nnice ttroll I don't tthink yyou hhave to be hhot to tthink yyou sshouldn't ddie bbut llike wwhy ddoes hhe llook like tthat yyou know? Makes yyou wwonder if hhe wwon out of ppity. ~< Nnow onto the actual ccallout ppart. Hhe is sso ffucking annoying. Wwhen I ssay sshit llike TTHAT it's "sSexual hharrassment" bbut wwhen HHE ddoes it ssuddenly iit's "tthe ffunniest sshit II've ever hheard" I tthink it's bbigotry ttowards mme bbut tthat's a cconversation ffor another dday aand I ddon't rreally llike ccalling ppeople out for bbigotry wwithout pproof but iit iis sstrange.....~< Oh and another tthing hhe ddidn't ccare wwhen hhis mmatesprit ERXPLODED and llike sshe wwas a ttrollbot bbut tthat ddoesn't mmean wwhat tthey hhad ttogether wwasn't sspecial, bbut evidently it wwasn't bbecause hhe ddidn't ffucking CCARE. ~< Aalso hhe wwas rred at ssome ppoint and I sshouldn't hhave to explain wwhy tthat's pproblematic.~<