Deadpool

@temporalGodhood[TG]

thanks deadpool

Kult: +5

Total: 5

English. Jake, English.

@golgothasTerror[GT]

And who are we to disavow the irreverent words of the grand pooh-bah himself mr williams!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temporalGodhood[TG]

@deadPool[DP]

You're welcome hotstuff.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @golgothasTerror[GT]

@deadPool[DP]

That is EXACTLY correct Jake.

Roan Lalonde.

@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

Thank you for your blessings, Deadpool.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@deadPool[DP]

First day of pride month and the first thing that happens to me is a rogue seagull snatching a taco out of my hand that I'd just bought. Naturally, I shot that feathery piece of shit out of the sky and cooked him. #violence ? #food

#violence #food

Kult: +36

Kull: +17

Total: 53

Ratio: 2.12

Lepida Fidrak

@gestaltCreophage[GC]

YESS >83 EAT THAT FEATHERY ASSSSHO/E WHO SSTO/E YOUR FOOD >8D

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Roan Lalonde.

@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

And the circle of life keeps turning.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@deadPool[DP]

Sometimes the Rubber Johnny music video plays rent free in my head that guy was busting it down and doing blow while in a wheelchair and stuntin', I wanna be like him when I grow up.

Kult: +9

Kull: +12

Total: 21

Ratio: 0.75

@deadPool[DP]

OMG HATEBOT HIIII. 💋 💋 🖤 🖤 🖤

Kult: +12

Kull: +17

Total: 29

Ratio: 0.71

Kissies.

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@deadPool[DP]

Gonna slam an entire pack of beer for breakfast and watch The Golden Girls. #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e2ef9b7404d.gif

#substances

Kult: +42

Kull: +22

Total: 64

Ratio: 1.91

meenah

@corallineCataclysm[CC]

eelmfaoooo have fun

Kult: +5

Total: 5

More like, get railed by me. #nsfw

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@deadPool[DP]

Swooning.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@deadPool[DP]

Fuuuck there's NOTHING in the fridge except five cases of beer. I'm going to starve.

Kult: +38

Kull: +37

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.03

@deadPool[DP]

Like how do I go to the store and forget groceries.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

Callie Mallie

@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X What if I sent you 5 more cases. Surely 10 cases would be enough to keep you going #substance x

#substance

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cmallieEntertainment[CE]

@deadPool[DP]

Bro... that'd be so sick.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @deadPool[DP]

Callie Mallie

@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X Sending them now, beer has plenty o calories so you should be good #substance x

#substance

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cmallieEntertainment[CE]

@deadPool[DP]

Oh my God you're a lifesaver.

Kult: +12

Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

@deadPool[DP]

Guys. There's two raccoons engaged in mortal combat over a half eaten slice of pizza outside. I'm watching this go down from my apartment window. It's funny as fuck.

Kult: +24

Kull: +17

Total: 41

Ratio: 1.41

@deadPool[DP]

If any dangerous women, men or anyone outside of that binary want to tell me about their favorite hyper fixation over a nice brunch hit me up.

Kult: +64

Kull: +47

Total: 111

Ratio: 1.36

Nepeta Leijon

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < okay so d33r meat is really good, venison and stuff, but its kinda lean and sometimes doesnt have enough fat fur a good rendering- but the furs and antlers are purretty useful if mew n33d a blanket or a rake. bears are fun to fight and kill, but mewsually their meat is like full of parasites, so not much gain furrom killing them other than sport and a new bear blanket. rabbits are fun to chase through the woods, and have good meat too, but not much fur, so mew can't get much furrom them either!! pigs have the best meat and the wild pigs ars fuckin bloodthirsty meowtherfuckers. so they're fun to fight, have yummy meat, purrlenty of fur and tusks!! so ideally, wild boars are truly the ideal purrey fur a skilled huntress like myself :33c

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @arsenicCatturbate[AC]

@deadPool[DP]

Wild boar are genuinely an invasive problem over here where I'm at and they get massive. Aggressive as fuck. Should pack you up and then release you into the wilds here to do your thang. Have you tried eating gator?

Kult: +7

Kull: +12

Total: 19

Ratio: 0.58

↩ @deadPool[DP]

Nepeta Leijon

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i have on a furry rare occasion!! :33 < they're fun to fight, cause they'll grab mew and roll around, but if they do that, just plant mewr f33t and force them to roll in the pawpposite direction and they should either let go or their necks will snap. :33 < they also have purretty lean meat but their hide is tough!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Mike Delgado

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Most people sort of see the Cyberman as being like metal zombies, or like the Borg, in that they'll take you and convert you into one of them. But this is actually only an interpretation - in their original story, they had converted themselves in an effort to survive their planet's worsening conditions, and their presence as a threat was because their plan to reestablish their homeworld into the solar system would destroy Earth. Having them forcefully convert prisoners actually came in later on, though this has been retroactively applied as a backstory to their first *chronological* appearance in the audio story Spare Parts, released in 2002 but set before the 1966 story The Tenth Planet, their first actual appearance. The earliest instance of them converting prisoners that I know of wasn't until 1985 in Attack of the Cybermen.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Roro Lalonde

@tipsyGlamour[TG]

im nawt sure if i could b considered dangerous, but i do carry a gun on me 24/7

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tipsyGlamour[TG]

@deadPool[DP]

Hot.

Kult: +12

Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]

@deadPool[DP]

Doctor Who lore in my replies, in this year of our Lord, 2026. I'm shedding a tear. This is beautiful. I'm learning too. I should give Doctor Who another chance I've only occasionally and sporadically watched some episodes here and there.

Kult: +12

Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

@deadPool[DP]

Just say you wanna make out, no-holds-barred, til it stank, every surface, ride a cowboy save a horse, sloppy style bro. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/175990348761.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2ba36fb56d9.jpg

Kult: +94

Kull: +94

Total: 188

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @deadPool[DP]

I could DM you, but I am a bit of an exhibitionist, myself. You don't mind, do you? We can take the really nasty stuff to DMs. #nsfw

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@deadPool[DP]

Yeah I don't give a shit. People should know my up and down reputation by now it's been like thirty years.

Kult: +17

Kull: +7

Total: 24

Ratio: 2.43

↩ @deadPool[DP]

Mmnh. What is your opinion on tentacles? I've the ability to make へんたい and f- I'm already delving in the nastiest kinks and we haven't even kissed. #nsfw

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@deadPool[DP]

Tentacles? They're fucking awesome. Hentai style is great for getting all holes at once. Or making new ones to put em into. So hot... Look we're grown ass consenting men and I'm looking to get absolutely fucking wrecked. #nsfw #violence #extreme

#violence #nsfw #extreme

Kult: +12

Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

↩ @deadPool[DP]

Aren't you adorable. I wonder what you sound like being stretched by metallic writhing arms. And how many you could take... I'm already soaked from just imagining you whimper as I plunge more into you. #nsfwe #nsfw

#nsfw #nsfwe

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@deadPool[DP]

Wanna find out? I hope you're fine with my fucked up flesh. I'm not pretty to look at but at least I'm fun to fuck around with. And more importantly, extremely durable. I'm already hard just thinking about being torn into. Gonna kiss the inside of my throat babe? #nsfw #nsfw #violence

#violence #nsfw

Kult: +12

Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

↩ @deadPool[DP]

Durable enough to let me tear into you? Ah- yes. I am very willing to find out just how much pain I can inflict on you before you're a creamy mess within my palms. Scars, imperfections, even grotesque looking... it's all unique and beautiful to me. It only heightens my arousal. And I am very, very aroused. #nsfw

Kult: +15

Total: 15