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:33< im what mew might call a cat enjoypurr
G3ND3R 1SNT R34L WOM3N 4R3 JUST TH3 ON3S 1 TH1NK 4R3 HOT 4ND M3N 4R3 3V3RYON3 3LS3
hi rose. :)
:33< mewll nefur find all my eggs! :33< *the mighty huntress is sitting on a suspiciously blanket draped ofur a pile of eggs shaped blanket*
Bro wh3r3 ar3 all th323 fucking 3gg2 coming from
ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:33< casting spells and making sells!
FUCK. OKAY. JSUT WOKE UP FROM A NIGHTMARE. FUCK.
:33< so heres the deal okay? :33< im kitty
thats so cool I wIsh I was a huuuman
well maybe we should talk about it more
wait whaaaaaa........ ==> off she went, never to be seen again. some say she's still out there somewhere, flying where no dog has ever been before
jelous thta souds cool i had to live that theough what remained on internet arcjive and yeah it had savns of magazines baut still
twins!!! i was raised by a dog! kinda less cool than being raised by sharks ig :P
no im sure that your dog is very very cool!! they are equally cool!!!
I really should be making more fish puns for dhe whimsy of id. "No Prawnblem" is liderally so cude.
Good morning early 8irds or l8te owls.
⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼 Everyone should look at him! °ᆺ° https://marinemadnessdotblog.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/sea-buᲘ𐑼y-joruᲘ𐑼a-parva.jpg
my hungry ass could never escape the cycle of fate.
do you ever sit up straight and feel taller for some reason
:33< i hope mew all are having a very meowposting meowrning!
Oh, I pa223d 10k Kult at 2om3 point l3t2 go
the ocean is kinda mad today i hope all my sharks will be alright
theres somethinf beutidul avout pre youtube videogane media
I should call my juicebox. #substance #FangGameOnPoint
he's right behind me isn't me
it would be great if mothman stops staring at me with its awful giant eyes
:33< cringeposting!
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My type is someone who will plow me. #Nsfw
i dont really have "a type", i just like everyone ...i do think blondes are really cute though
꩜Since my last joke wasn’t received well, i’ve come up with another onE. What do you call it when the sun bends oveR? The crack of dawN. HahA. :o)꩜
An idle brain let's the devil in! Father, forgive me for my sins! #lyrics
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY TYPE? DO IT SQUIRT? YEAH? YOU MY TYPE THEN. #nsfw
>+. REIGN OF TERROR MOMENTARILY PAUSED BY HUMAN AMERICAN CHEESE CURDS .+<
:33 < finally tried five guys!!! :33 < more fun than i thought it'd be!! #nsfw
Are we talking about types? If so, strong, gentle giants, hmu. <3
aha a karkat followed me heyyyy
(wanna get sooOoOoooOoOoo deep ooOoOoooOoOoon that shit i see it throoOoOoooOoOoough my stooOoOoooOoOoomach tat #nsfw #vaugepooOoOoooOoOoosting)>
P--EAC)(--ES. I love t)(at nickname.
Y3ah fr I catch on3 of yall ditching your tra2h on th3 b3ach im fucking you up on 2ight
Could Kill For Some Deep Dish Right Now, Specifically With Pepperoni. Even The Dead And God-tiered Crave Food I Suppose. #pizza
i took them to my penthouse, then i showed them my pages (my pages)
One Davesprite blocked me so I'm doing wing flavors out of spite /jk /lh
it appears i have recieved a generous donation to release the video five hours early so please hold. #nsfw
oh we are talking about types now? oh dear look at the time ive got dinner to go get ready for (if any of you three say a freaking word i swear to god… YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
https://i.imgur.com/7X2wB7E.png #ChittrHungryHours #BeHungryNotHorny
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN YOU SUCK MY BULGE I WANT YOU TO BLOW ME LIKE YOUR EX IS WATCHING. #nsfw
W3 almo2t out h3r3 with 10k Kult too now l3t'2 go F3lt lik3 y32t3rday I wa2 watching my Kull almo2t doubl3 my Kult LMAO
T)(is is your random reminder to not litter on t)(e beac)(es. 8) #begoodlittleguppies #idontlikegettingupset
ppl dont talk enough abt how fucking HUNGRY testsoterone makes u like holy fuck i need to tear up some fast food rn
i dont mind cooked bell peppers mixed in food for color or flavor or whatever i will just eat around the big chunks but there are few foods that will give me a visceral reaction like raw bell peppers the other is grapefruit
40 pc nnugs, 2 large sweet teas, large fry, several rannch cups
double cheeseburger, no pickles no onions, small fry, 10 piece nugget w all the sauces yes all of them i need variety, large dr pepper, 2 choco chip cookies
10 piece nugs OR McChicken w/bacon, DQP, Large coke/fries.
Um. Yes please?
would you let me yap to you about all my bones and where i found them while i ride you? #nsfw
W3 did pizza but what2 your Troll McDonald2 ord3r
i like bone pizza!!!! it's pizza with real bones on it :D
they are though! like i like pepperoni okay but im happy with just spinach and mushrooms or artichoke olives and caramelized onions if im feeling fancy
i basically just put veggies which apparently drives some people (my brother) up a wall
fucking hate bell peppers though
I just g♡t back why is every♡ne talking ab♡ut pizza?..
Fine.
I miss him.
todays bone of the day: deer skull! his name is matteo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82ab5d0643f3.jpg
Pizza dud3???? Larg3, 3xtra ch3323, p3p oliv32 and mu2hroom2 from 2om3wh3r3 that2 got 2tuff3d garlic cru2t ill fuck that 2hit UP
i really love listening to people talk about stuff they find interesting or things they care about. cold take i know.
youre in his dms, im running away from him in the woods we are not the same #nsfw ish
There was a certain point where I had hit a halt in my studies on certain aspects of Alternia...particularly those related to that of its sinister orchestrator. Certainly there were legends aplenty a8out the Demoness and her duty towards a mysterious master, 8ut most of the mythology directly regarding the actual lord she served were frustratingly vague. This was no dou8t 8y design, though. I already struggle to glean meaningful writings from the church of the mirthful messiahs, 8ut there is strong evidence suggesting that there certainly was something that they knew a8out the apocalypse and how it correlated to the Lord of Time. What has remained a frustrating mystery has 8een the machines. Twin gates decorated with cheru8 heraldry and a certain key. It's really a shame that there isn't a relia8le source of recollection I can uncover. May8e in due time I'll 8e a8le to find out more.
the noises are so loud and abundant today owchie
I'll keep in touch, in case I ever wanna 8e a superstar. You're a good contact to have.
Ugh, you're saying all the right words I wanna hear. You might 8e one of my more favored humans on this site. :::;)
I NEED TO BE #HURT BY SOMEONE RIGHT NOW. #NSFW
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/06/51/d4/0651d431c0bb42913778fce60a248c52.jpg
>+. AS SOMEONE THAT HAS 3 REAL POKEMON. ALL OF THEM. S TIER .+<
the only crypto i care about is cryptozoology lmao can i get an amen
Thanks! I'm thinking dark 8lue next. Think I can get into your human Hollywood this way?
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did you know that this spelled backwards is shit
Just invest in CDs and a high yield savings account. #jefftheinvestor
would you still love me if i was just mindless prey? #nsfw #prey
like mmy posts or imm really gonnnna do it this timme (mmope sadly outside your door)
♰ if you don't mind a tight fit... ♰
#NewProfilePic . The dye is fading out. ::::( (art creds @vriskaesque on twt) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/d7/c7/59d7c7e08859154c8353869ae8e52161.jpg
I dont n33d crypto to tak3 all of my mon3y that'2 what I hav3 drug2 for #2ub2tanc3
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/595bade3cee1.png #rosesbasedtakes
For real man It’s time for some people to grow up and put on their evasion pants.
♰ time to soak... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a546a71f17d8.jpg ♰
驚くべき膨らみで私を悪化させます。 #NSFW {{ART BY NAUTICALLYINC ON TWITTER)) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1A19402385A0.JPG
T)(is subject again? Time to watc)( it all s)(ipwreck. 38) #das)(watc)(ing #glubposting
私は嘘をつかず、良いクソが私を修正すると言います。 私は悪化させる必要があります。 #NSFW
guys help me figure out what to get for lunch, im starving over here
8een missin' the hive-cooked meals you could get vwhile ashore. The tawverns back on land had the juiciest grubsteaks a man could pray for. Ain't nothin' better than getting three sheets to the vwind and dovwning a pound of sirloin.
I'm glad you asked! Card games were quite popular on 8eforus. I wouldn't say that we were anywhere near as tense and exciting as any round of Alternian Hold 'Em, 8ut the game that immediately comes to my mind would pro8a8ly Tarot War, a psychologically demanding card game wherein the opponents would have to draw random cards from a 8eforan tarot deck and then extrapolate points 8ased on *mutual* agreement of what the card would sym8olically represent. It's more of a de88te game than a traditional card game, 8ut on 8eforus, words were far more powerful than the 8lade.
there is no way you can tell that i am desperately horny for you right now!!
I've been in and out of sleep all day. Bed too comfy.
私はあなたが私をファックしたいことを知っています。#NSFW ((ART BY EROSTUCK ON TUMBLR)) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/EE3B0C5237B4.JPG
I should trim my talons...
yes, absolutely. itd be like staring in your own gothic movie 0u0
♰ when i go into the garden, there she is. the specter holds up her arms to show that her hands are eaten off. she is silent because of the agony. there is blood on her face. i can see she has done this to herself. so she would not feel the other pain. and it is true, she does not feel it. she does not even see me. it is not she anymore, but the pain itself that moves her. i look and think how to forget. how can i live while she stands there? and if i take her life what will that make of me? i cannot touch her, make her conscious. it would hurt her too much. #poetry ♰
Th3 thing2 id do to you b3hind th3 m3rch booth2 at th3 m3tal 2how whil3 cov3ring your mouth 2o you dont g3t too loud and blow our cov3r #n2fw
Initially I was rather excited to see a few iter8tions of figures from 8eforan history occasionally popping in on this we8site, 8efore I remem8ered that the luster of gr8 trolls of legend loses a little 8it of their allure once you realize who they actually are. Which I suppose is simply people. Still! There is some historical merit to 8e gleaned from it that I hope I can actually use. Even if this particular social media site doesn't seem to 8e the most useful for more scholarly pursuits. If you look at it in a certain way, taking on the role of a more passive o8server would 8etter suit my research on Chittr users? I'll have to think on it.
#nsfwe #cnc what if we had a tea party in the woods and you slipped something my tea to use me as you pleased?
Muting the alertSss Sssent to my phone really leaveSss me outta the loop man
going for a walk in the haunted cemetery. i hope nothing bad happens to me 0u0 #nsfw
MaybE TheY WerE AskinG FavoritE TrolL BlooD ColoR? I 'UnnO I KnoW YoU HumanS OnlY HavE LikE-- ThE OnE ColoR...
Were you by chance talking to a vampire?
I am a goon, I work for a big, bad boss. I love gooning.
3 lines and a bulge w♡uld fix me.. #nsfw
fortunately my time has come and i wwill havve an opportunity to play cards all night all in or nothin
its so sad that when im not stoned and horny i have literaly nothing interesting to say on this god damn website damn #substance #nsfw #angst
you probably don't even have a tail so shush you!!! >:(
<3 #nsfw ((art by mage of boobs)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6458647f22b5.jpg
1'v3 b33n cook1ng th1s up for 4 l1ttl3 b1t!! hop3 1t w4s worth th3 w41t 1f you s4w my l4st post. >8] #nsfw [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/66634324fc6d.jp3g
thinking about The Calamity'Sss big hairy cheSsst i need to grab handfullSss of that NOW
what if i'm not recovering but still want some juice?
Yeah I Bet They'd Like That Huh still I'd Like To Have Like. Some Normal Feed Smh Take It Dms Guys Cmon
I recommend anyone still recovering tonight to drink some vegetable juice ^o^!!!
I t♋︎♋︎k a selfie this m♋︎rning https://cdn.disc♋︎rdapp.c♋︎m/attachments/1388634705477501060/1490085854356574318/IMG_7370.jpg?ex=69d2c618&is=69d17498&hm=479086cd809860fdc3a069b162495220dcc91c480e6593b326ce4e1c4e1dd20a& #selfie #c♋︎splay
// i slept most of the day, but I wanted to share gammie's selfie WIP. https://64.media.tumblr.com/38d8b78982ff066e23186888fe362732/125a29bc6d54d9b3-16/s640x960/b68693c7e8fd187937f3feed98b84db3b8663fee.png
Lord It Is Way Too Early In The Evening For You To All Be This Horny.. And Here I Thought I Was A Handful 😶 #dashwatching #nsfw?
Th323 moth3rfuck3r2 b3 horny 24/7 lik3 th3y liv32 d3p3nd on it
#nsfwe #abuse #prey i think being hunted down and abused would fix me 0u0
youre in his dms im takin all his money wwinnin alternian holdem wwere not the same
who needs sex when you have #wireplay #nsfw
Your3 in hi2 DM2, im in hi2 b3droom painting hi2 to3nail2 a bunch of 2up3r dop3 color2. W3 ar3 not th3 2am3.
The only way to stop eridanweek is to firebomb or red miles it
(( HI GNOCCHI
꩜They call them honkers because of mE.꩜ #NsfW #BoobposT
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ mmmm wanna have a hookup #nsfw
:33 < We're calling it the #dayofrest? That sounds furrine by me.
:33 < awwww peaches is so cuuute!!!
:33 < Clawncerned* but thank mew for it!!
being sober is so weird like what do you mean i have coherent thoughts #substance
:33 < Okay!! I'm furr33ling better.. Maybe not at one hundred purrcent, but cat puns are back!!
We must boycott it, get the hashtag trending! #boycotteridanweek
Ha. Perhaps I just may.
To confess an embarrassing truth, I never did learn how to swim properly.
i wish i wasnt so angry these days :p i actually do like being nice and silly and friendly.
its only 'show me your pages saturday' one day out of the week
Small palate cleanser. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1489489298850840576/Screenshot_20260402-2255512.png?ex=69d294c2&is=69d14342&hm=d9d09f6c722bc255e55e376779104c87472c0ca4aca6b152b6e7cbeb178acf94&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=900&height=746 #Still #nsfw #funnyhaha
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
>+. THAT BEING SAID I AM REINSTALLING MY SEX SHED .+< #nsfw
You all suck.
well... its that time again! 0u0 #nsfw #titties ((can't find the op of the art)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01b3818962f6.jpg
try going to the dark place inside of your mind.
i wnt 2 insane post but i dnt think i can match whtevr is goin on w the candy bullshit lol do NAWT miss fuckgin around w tht shit
orcay goth baddies are making their ψay onto chittr. ψe love to see it!
they do not pay you enough for this shit, big mac.
-7 Glad to 5ee ya 6ack! Havent in a 6it 2-
> th1s s1te has mass1vely 1mpacted my v0cabulary
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BULGE TOO FAT, MY CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, MY GAINS TOO BIG, I GOT YOUR KISMESIS LEAVING MY HIVE WITH THEIR HAHAIR FUCKED UP, SOPOR ON THEIR CHEEK, AND A THOUSAND YARD STARE WONDERING IF THEY EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO FEEL THEIR LEGS AGAIN. #nsfw
both john and karkat were telling me im the worst at being gay (not a man enjoyed btw) and then someone told me to test it and now that i actually need them here to prove a point (not gay) neither of them are home what the fuck
:33< oh i gotta get mew ofur here :33< i got one called pounce 33 :33< its the best efur!
:33< i mean fur that furst bit im a sub and a bottom but i got toys... :33< #nsfw :33< but yeah come on lets goooo :33< lets dance until we cant dance anyamore!
Not necessarily. Certainly it would evoke imagery of their m8ting rituals, 8ut it's hardly as str8forward as simply a drawing of human genitalia. It's actually a lot more in depth and nuanced if you would like to hear a8out it?
O+h go+o+dness, I wasn't expecting peo+ple to+ want my attentio+n so+ immediately. I am a TAD is o+verwhelmed. I will go+ to+ the fishing event because Disciple wants me to+, but if anyo+ne else wants to+ talk to+ me, please co+me see me there.
gonna throw it back 2 unwrriten #feeltherainonurskin
SMAE
happi bad bitch friday bitches!! :P ive been receivin so much fanart becuz of the requests i made on that grubblr site... hehe so many of u simp 4 me <333 ;)))))
Oh I bet! Kissing the LEADER of Alternia? That's ultimate bragging rights.
₍^. .^₎⟆ !f you're mean to me th!s !sss who you're be!ng mean to by the way~ ∧ ,,, ∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) / づ~
:33< okay :33< https://i.imgur.com/7hV99y8.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ Okay! https://f2.toyhou.se/f!le/f2-toyhou-se/!magesSss/100280742_uTEMoESsZnQS!kzU.png~
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! caught too many f!sh, !'ll leave my bucket for others to cla!m~
The Public Knows Me As A Persistent Liar. #iwantcandy
thinkin abt getting absolutely obliterated on a purple bulge rn #nsfw
Hello lad.
My dut13s 4r3 unfortun4t3ly go1ng to b3 4 h4ssl3 4nd w1ll compl3t3ly t4k3 ov3r my 4b1l1ty to 4tt3nd tod4y's #3r1d4nW33k 3v3nt. Not l1k3 1t 1s 4 hug3 1ssu3, but 1n c4s3 som3on3 m4y b3 3xp3ct1ng m3. >:P
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
I'm not gonna lie to you, I am a grown man. Now I do not cry. But I will say, that is the compliment of the utmost highest regard I have ever received. It made my eye sting, just a lil.
of course! thank you for participating :)
Orcay #slay. ψe love a humble, generous king.
Thank you for the opportunity to participate, m'am.
You knoψ ψhat, you can still get a smooch.
M'am, I will humbly pass the kiss and money to my runner-up. All the title means to me is my identity as a #fishingenthusiast and that's all the honor I need
#fishingFriday Mew know what they say; Give a man a fish, and mew'll feed him furrr a day But give a fish a man, and she'll stab him to death with her spears because she is a lesbian fish, mew~ 💖✨
Time for Big Bruno, Big Bertha's brother. We still don't talk about him. #fishingfriday https://jahaziproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/blastfishing.webp
I'm the #1 #fishingenthusiast of Chittr since day one, miss. It ain't nothin' but a hard day's work
:33< YESSSSS!! :33< *the mighty huntress sits with her whole ass head in the bowl*
@realtrizzaTethis My entry for #fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/30ujxVe.png
☆#fishingfriday https://filƏs.catbox.moƏ/lv99fy.png☆
<3-The-matesprit-is-now-jealous-that-I-called-the-salmon-"a-beauty".-I-would-like-to-formally-apologize-and-mention-that-the-most-beautiful-fish-I-ever-caught-(she-actually-caught-me-but-that's-besides-the-point)-was-her.
:33< im meowing at mew :33< MEOW! :33< MEOW! :33< MEOW!
Best I ever got was a fish around this size. (Not my photo.) https://greatmiamiriverway.com/storage/1365/Fish.jpg
If no one else is submitting a big fish @hollyψoodGodhead is the ψinner and gets they money and a kiss maybe if he ψants it.
Lad. Not last. Damned automatic correcting.
It \/\/\/\/ould appear there is some #fishingfriday contro\/\/ersy. Y'see, if y'look just barely y'can see residual artifactin' from... photoshop. Haha. Just kiddin' last. Congratulations.
THAT'S SO FUCKIN' HUGE HOLY SHIT GREAT JOB
OH that's a big ass fish yeah that's BIG, let me see if anyone else replies ψith a fish!
ok im impressed actually howw are you so short
:33 < The more pussies the better @hollywoodGodhead :3333
I need to immortalize this someψhere. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311431599445245952/1489741179091423374/image.png?ex=69d18517&is=69d03397&hm=3beada55d7f2e33939cfca5ea884cdbe21a207300c3dd0cb46f794bd0f3d275f&
Don't tell Dave. I'm sneaking a fish in my pocket so I can hook it on his line and let him think he caught something. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/f4/06/eef406c0d56f1e6ef77db9c299709793.jpg
((The weather around me is actually amazing next Friday. I could be silly and host a #fishingfriday live chat from a dock with a cell hotspot and try to catch smth for real for #fishingfriday LMAO))
I don't get a Damn I Love Fishing shirt? But I really love fishing Sad #fishingfriday
1m g0nn4 m33t up t0 f1ght @4r4chn1dzGr1p b3c4us3 1 h4t3 h3r 4nd 1 w1ll k1ll h3r
Https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6db98db5dad8.webp Prickly Boi…
<3-Okay-that's-better.-Thinking-about-cutting-it-up-and-doing-sashimi,-though-grilled-would-be-nice-too...-#fishingfriday-#dinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b274ec105dc.png
Blob:https://picsart.com/5e7cdb0b-d816-4739-8625-c481fbf26058 Look At This Prickly Cutie!
If you fish for me and catch the biggest fish, I'll give u money and maybe a kiss on the cheek. If you're cute.
tried to participate in #fishingfriday and i think i caught a mermaid. is this an invasive species? do i catch and release? alternian game and wilfelife, please advise
I like to punch the water and catch fish like a bear #fishingfriday
So Apparently To Be Noticed… I Must Catch The Biggest, Meatiest Fish. I Hope I Get Some Help Reeling The Beast In!
An Orphaner's-- Game\/\/\/\/ard's Guide To Fishing. ------------------- Penned by Game\/\/\/\/ard Dualscar. Sponsored by the #fishingfriday #fund Listen close y'shoal-minded \/\/\/\/rigglers. There is dignity in \/\/\/\/hat I do. Spearfishin'. The glory o' th'harpoon is more than y'could possible hope t'achie\/\/e. But there is a gentler more courteous \/\/\/\/ay t'get'em. \/\/\/\/e're goin' t'b'needin' t'teach y' lance fishin'. Rod fishin' fer y'earthlings. First, you require a proper angler’s lance (fishing rod). Not some snapped-off drift spar or carni\/\/al toy, pried from a purple blood's tool kit. Naur, y'need a flexible shaft \/\/\/\/it' enough gi\/\/e to tire yer catch \/\/\/\/itout lettin' it free. Fasten it t'the castin' line (fishing line), \/\/\/\/hich is \/\/\/\/hat carries yer death-- hook, to the \/\/ictim. At th'end o'th'line, y'need a ja\/\/\/\/-hook. Small, cur\/\/ed, treacherous. Not unlike a caliginous courtship, if courtship \/\/\/\/ere honest. Th'hook is dressed \/\/\/\/ith bait-meat or \/\/\/\/it' an imitation lure if y're gettin' fancy on me. \/\/\/\/orms, grubs (nontroll), flesh, filet, soft-bodied insects, bright little false-s\/\/\/\/immin' lures. It dunnae matter. The point is not nourishment. It's t'con\/\/ince th'fish that it's real. Abo\/\/e the hook, afix a float bulb. Or, a bobber, if y'\/\/\/\/ill. If y'are fishin' on the surface, any\/\/\/\/ay. It marks \/\/\/\/here y're offerin' rests and tells y'\/\/\/\/hen some \/\/\/\/itless gillbeast has mouthed yer hook. If y'are fishin' deeper, or against a stronger current, afix a sink stone, instead. It'll drag th'bait do\/\/\/\/n\/\/\/\/ard. No\/\/\/\/, fer castin'. Ye ain't goin' t'hurl it like an untrained ser\/\/ant thro\/\/\/\/in' scrap at a \/\/\/\/all. Ye are goin' t'back the lance. Release the line smoothly, an' send th'hook out \/\/\/\/it' grace. This is yer line-fling, or cast. Timin', angle, \/\/\/\/ind, they all account fer a successful cast. To abrupt, y'tangle. Too \/\/\/\/eak, y'drop it, an' that is a mar\/\/elous \/\/\/\/ay to forfeit yer fishin' rights. Once yer bait is in th'\/\/\/\/ater. Y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait a bit more. Not unlike \/\/\/\/aitin' fer th'Empress to gi\/\/e a command. Y'gotta b'diligent. It ain't fer the impatient. It's fer those \/\/\/\/ho understand that hunger makes a fool outta both you an' I an' especially the fish. Y'\/\/\/\/ait fer the float bulb to t\/\/\/\/itch or dip. The nibble-\/\/\/\/arnin. Dunnae yank immediately. Y'll panic it. They mouth it first, test, taste, lett'em commit t'th'mistake. Then, hook'em \/\/\/\/it' an up\/\/\/\/ard motion. This sets the barb. Then, \/\/\/\/e start the fight. It becomes a back an' forth. Y'gotta keep tension. Dunnae be a fool that lose \/\/\/\/hat you'\/\/e earned. Too much strain, the line snaps. Y'let the rod bend, because it's \/\/\/\/hat it's there fore. If y'\/\/e got a drag \/\/\/\/heel, use it. Let's the line slip under pressure s'they can run from y'ns. They'll tire out from it. Y'ain't tryin' to o\/\/erpo\/\/\/\/er the creature. Y're tryin' t'exhaust it. Both of ye are noble creatures, but only y'\/\/e got authority in this domain. Once it's by th'shore, or yer dock, or yer \/\/essel, dunnae grab at it unless ye \/\/\/\/ant punctured or other\/\/\/\/ise humiliated by yer o\/\/\/\/n hook. Use a catch-basket, or landin' net. Grip clamp if it's too big. In the \/\/\/\/orst case scnario, y'\/\/e gotta gaff it. Mind the fins, teeth, an' spines \/\/\/\/hen y'unhook. Fish ain't harmless just b'cause they are in air. \/\/\/\/hen y'mean to release it, do it quickly. If y'mean to keep it, cull it then. Keep on ice if y'intend t'keep it, ideally. I ain't goin' to go into the other methods about. But I'll b'sure t'inform anyone curious.
Fishing friday is the 0nly way we can put an end t0 eridan week
Aw shit are we going fishing #fishingfriday
#fishingfriday to use up the extra #worms ive got as bait
:33 < guys ive b33n playing pokemon lately and i gotta say i think its way funner than fiduspawn!! but thats my opinyan!
(( Shitposting on two accounts is tough work, my fingers are cramping 😭 (( I’ve gotta do my civic duty 🫡
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! guesSssS !'ll have to come and see :3c~
Awesome! I Wouldn’t Want To Disappoint Mister Dualscar Again.
♡k what is g♡ing ♡n with the fish thing.. #fishingfriday
On Friday, Can Someone Cone Pick Me Up? I’m Afraid I Might Get Lost Getting To The Fishing Spot.
₍^. .^₎⟆ And some of you doubted me httpss://!.p!n!mg.com/1200x/24/73/36/247336a021a47ede00c2799e75cc05e7.jpg~
yes yes i am highly awware a the amazin collection i got it aint amazin for no reason after all i got more but these are the standard ones
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mwehehe! l!ttle d!d mew know !'m already there~
₍^. .^₎⟆ What you s!ll!es know about hunt!ng f!sSSSsh? :3~ #f!sSh!ngfr!day~
Th'ocean? #fishingfriday
1m s0 h1gh 4nd h3 1s m4k1ng m3 3m0t10n4l s0 cut3... #subst4nc3s https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/62082333374073120f94f7736c994482.jpg
since wwere sharin bait collection https://d2v1xobx8qu3lm.cloudfront.net/media/mageplaza/blog/post/f/r/freshwater-fishing-bait-blog_1.jpg
Everyone comment your favorite fishing tackle. This is mine: https://i.imgur.com/H1dasHw.jpeg #nsfw (but not rlly)
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t4k1n 4 b4th https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/lhs1d81pmpn31.jp3g
Sunf1sh are dumb but cute https://divedeeper.site/app/uploads/DanielleDion_MolaMola_DSC_2043_Aug18.jpg
<3-I've-been-fishing.-Caught-me-a-fuchsia-and-everything.
1eeli^9 re1reshed a1ter my jo9 today a^d my workout is complete 1or ^ow sis told me to post the a1termath because she thou9ht it would be "1u^^y" so i 9uess why ^ot? https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/109395491_L8JRqCxLULy0TKA.p^9
Tell me about it man A way to let loose and crack a cold one. #substance
E'rry' Friday. Come catch'n'release \/\/\/\/it' me.
:33 < Best pussy always comes from pussycats:333
this nd a xciagfetye #notfixinthtspellinmistake https://as2.ftcdn.net/jpg/01/57/46/33/1000_F_157463382_IqXTEu7eq3CeBmQriWRrV7Y1z65f4pDC.jpg
4nd y3t l4t3ly, 1 h4v3n't b33n 4bl3 to th1nk prop3rly, or do my work 4s prop3rly 4s 1 should h4v3, 4nd 1 st4rt to wond3r th3 c4us3.
1 c4nnot t4k3 4nyth1ng s3r1ously on th1s d4mn t1m3l1n3.
i am the 8est chittr user ever
I AM NOT MARRYING HIM. #millerverse #noir
51507359~01277583~17748759~81, don't be late, don't be displaced.
Finding more of you lovelies who have me blocked. Yummy. Feed me that hatred.
Anyone here into poker and willing to risk money and/or collateral? I'm thinking about holding a poker tourney. Texas Holdem, or Alternian Holdem for those of you folks with colourful blood. There'll be cool jazz, dim lighting and arcade games.
Barking news! Jade harley won dog of the year competition Multiple dog owners mad because "she isn't a real dog" Any opinions? Stay tuned
rly glad @karnalDetente is havin da best wrigglin day #3 becuz he deserves it ;)) <3
OR ELSE WHAT? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO SHIT (:<B ((LMAO DO IT))
BELIEVE IT, OR ELSE. :o) ((I have more I could make lmfao
MHMMM, I DONT KNOW IF I BELIEVE YOU ((50 MILLION ACCOUNTS))
HMMMMM okay i guess i can agree with this one!! sometimes i like being a silly dog :B
probly yea woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof bark bark woof woof woof woof woof bark
not sure if i should be offended or agree..
i am simply just a dumb fucking dog boy i can mnot fucntion in these conditions #nsfw #nsfwe
#nsfw so rt hose two detectives bonin or is it actually guns they r shootin
@surlyTabloid #horrorprompt #horror #writing #eridanweek "Circulation Error" The following editorial fragments are attributed to an unnamed tabloid editor. [INTERNAL MEMO - NOT FOR PRINT] Three separate calls have come in regarding Issue #442. Each caller insisted on the following facts: 1. The same article was printed on multiple non-adjacent pages in repetition. 2. The photograph accompanying it differs in each instance. 3. The headline is unchanged, but the printing block was never made. "Local man discovers something that knows him as well." The Editor-in-Chief notes that no article exists in the editorial queue. An internal investigation regarding this printing mistake has gone under way. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [PROOF SHEET - MARKED UP] The layout team has circled the following inconsistencies with the article. 1. The column widths are misaligned. Human error, not machine. 2. Kerning irregularities form repeating shapes. 3. When overlaid, the shapes do not align consistently between copies. 4. There is an object or person in the background of the stock image that does not exist in the sample database. 5. The title is rather consistent. "Local man discovers something we all know too well." Editor-in-Chief's Notes are as follows. "This isn't a printing error, this is an intentional placement. No one will fess up. Internal review continues." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [EDITOR'S DRAFT] The following excerpt is an unsent note addressed to an apparent third party. The recipient address is unclear. "I don't know what it is. The content doesn't seem to make sense. But there's definitely a pattern in the distribution. I've seen it sprinkle itself in obituaries, gossip, even advertisements. It seems to want to hide in sections that aren't really read carefully. I swear I'm seeing it in everything I read too. Even what I write. Even this. I attempted to rephrase that sentence three times. Each draft resolved back into the same structure." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [READER LETTER - TRANSCRIBED] "Okay, I don't know what kind of sick joke this is. I don't subscribe to your worthless fucking tabloid. If this is from that discount membership, I don't want it. I just found your garbage on my kitchen table opened already. You creeps wrote an article about me. About my life, about what I do. I'm gonna sue your asses for harassment and stalking." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [INTERNAL EMAIL - SUBJECT: STOP RUNNING THIS] Regarding the internal email, the EiC wrote the following back to management. "We aren't running this. That is the issue. We have removed the pages, we have replaced the template, we have verified with photograph that the print files are loaded properly before distribution. It's still happening. The replacement pages now contain fragments of the same headline. You wanna yell at someone, yell at the distributor company. I'm sick of this." Shortly after this conversation, the Editor-in-Chief was replaced. Quietly demoted to a columnist for recipes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [PHOTO ARCHIVE - DESCRIPTION LOG] IMAGE ID: 8841-B CATALOGUE: Couple exiting grocery store, late evening. UPDATED DESCRIPTION: There appears to be an odd figure in the reflection of the glass. The figure is holding our newspaper. The issue is #442. The headline is visible. It is the same. In some copies, the figure appears to be smiling. In others, the face is indistinct or absent entirely. Few other details are available to be seen even with the jeweler's loupe. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [EDITORIAL ADDENDUM - HANDWRITTEN] The now-columnist has issued a hastily scrawled memo to the rest of his department. He writes the following. "I have begun to suspect that this isn't an article about a man. It is a structure that warps its way around the reader. It appears to correct for disbelief, just plausible enough to seep into your subconscious. Stop investigating, stop reading. We have already doomed ourselves by focusing on it this long." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [FINAL ISSUE - NEVER PUBLISHED] "We regret to inform our readers that an error has occurred in our recent publications. Disturbing, and potentially graphic content may appear inconsistently across issues. If you encounter such an article that seems familiar, but on a second read, you cannot read it again, searching for it has not produced favorable results. Continued attempts to reconcile discrepancies may result in further appearances of the material." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Marginalia] Scrawled on nearly every page of the editor's notebook, a compendium of historical events this particular editor had previously assisted with, are words. They come in many languages, but they translate roughly to 'Stop the presses' in all tongues. As you flip through the book, as though it were meant to be animated, there is the face of a man in the blank spaces without letters or symbols. He simply blinks back at you, knowing smirk. Each flip through is different. Sometimes he grows tired, or looks away. Sometimes he seems to speak. Occasionally, the sequence resolves into something resembling a message, though no two viewers have agreed on its content. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [A Warning to those who have read this documentation] If any portion of this documentation felt familiar, no further clarification will be provided. It is not spread through copying. It is spread solely by recognition. If this story seemed even just a bit familiar, it may be too late for you. We only advise you to stop noticing.
a peek into my camera roll from the party i stumbled into last night guess i ran into a friend of a friend lmfao ignore the funky black and white, i edited my tongue color pretty quickly this time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9b767340f9ef.png #nsfw #substance
Lord... please forgive me... I stooped so... so so. so. so. low... #millerverse #noir
a challenge for my fans / tell me your favorite album or song i made and why / i'm trying to build up hype for the new album in 3 nights
i'll keep 90% of my feelings right here under my ribcage. and then i'll die.
do nooooot let an ozempic twink top bruh 🤦 he just slid in fuckin bones n all #nsfw
I shot him... I did that... And nothing else. #millerverse #noir
I will be shooting him to prove I do not love him. Wish my luck. #millerverse #noir
Love wins I guess??? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🌈🪁👮♂️👮♂️ #cantheyevenseecolors
If I MeoW AgaiN WilL I Be HoT ;p MucH To ConsideR.
bitches hate me 4 my whimsy and luv of life and tht i frloic liek a newborn deer
I look away for two seconds and the detectives are in love.
I haven't posssted in a while, doesss anyone know if @perssspicaciousssPlanner isss dead already?
Maybe I would... #vagueposting #millerverse #noir
gonna get ice cream and whipped cream. anyone else want anything. i'll be selective.
There is NO Detective "yaoi". I would never stoop so low to even exist in the same room as him. #millerverse #noir
Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs 👑 @barackObama 🏓 @archiveAddict and 📸 @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ 💖✨
GOOD JOB. :o)
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GoD I NeeD To FilL My QuadS BuT I'm HigH RN So I Can'T WorrY AbouT ThaT :p #substance
british people would have probably said chrezi pyroap
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow https://media.tenor.com/sqzvkhgapssaaaaj/nepeta-leijon-nepeta.gif
i am trying to scroll but im not wearing my glasses so my face is just squinting close to the screen. blehh!
Bello beverybody! Bits Bopahv Btime! https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/jumpov.png
exactly! as far as im concerned canon doesnt mean squat! :) canon or no everyone deserves love :)
Oh that does sound nice. I went for ordering a pizza.
so fuckin real i got a goofy ass keychain of him frum 5below n i jus love to squish it in my hand
1 fuck1ng 4d0r3 g1r. L0v3 th4t l1ttl3 gr33n guy.
You know what? I could have made worse mistakes last night. I still make some pretty bad ones. But I could have done worse.
I am not having an affair with that crook. Please do not mistake me for unintelligent. He is despicable. #millerverse #noir
((I might be taking a mental health day idk maybe not we'll see if family dinner makes me feel better, i really just don't know, if you liked my drawing my alt account @cawingScarecrows is hosting art request that I'll get to when i feel better, this is usually where i post my goofy thoughts and shit but i feel just god awful and hopeless and even my dark humour wouldn't be funny rn so I'll annoy or make y'alllaugh tomorrowor whenever I feel better maybe tonight maybe in a few days, shit is just really bad rn and I'msorry for suck a downer ooc post before possibky dissappearing for a bit))
Bruh aft3r y32t3rday I think I n33d to c3a23 3xi2ting for a minut3 im 2o fucking drain3d. Hit th3 gym and th3n rot for a whil3
all my fans are wonderful / i'm so grateful for my popularity / i owe everything to you all / so thank you for listening and liking and enjoying what i make / i do it all for you
(( I am genuinely having so much fun please do enjoy ))
Thought my hangover would be worse. Going to order food I suppose.
when dO you release a bite time sensitive question
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
all mes are great and deserve hugs and pats :) ive been called the most canon me but i think thats really silly :/ all mes are me and they are all huggable puppies :)
that was the fastest enemies to lovers i think ive ever seen #millerverse
im still gonna keep beepin cause i dont think any other sound will work right here
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woah! tell him i say hi :)
<3-I-know-it's-the-current-trend-but-I-don't-just-bark-for-anyone.
My mother gave me my first bible at 13 years of age, she thinks it was a mistake but I know it was Gods will
There should be viewing booths at the gym like operating rooms have for med students. My wisdom is unmatched.
yeah but like amounts and stuff :/ i dont really know what dog estrogen dosage should be and I dont wanna poison myself :P
my posts haven't been getting much traction lately / i wonder why
*good news: out of the circus * also good news: made a new friend with a jester. her name's pomni and she also was looking for a way out * medium news: were in the middle of the ocean on some kind of boat. i unno who owns this boat but i hope they don't mind us popping in until we hit shore. otherwise, we'll be sea-ing the murky depths
yo yo yo yo yo!!! tul3-z h3r3!! wh4t 1s UP?? >8D 1 just crush3d down l1k3 6 3n3rgy dr1nkz b4ck to fr34k1n b4ck.
I COULD GET DOWN AND SCHLONK SOMEONE'S SHIT RIGHT NOW. BITE ME AND SCRATCH ME THE FUCK UP. MARK ME. #NSFW
(so like antisocial devoted Christian alt rose lmao)
does anyone know if people fused with dogs can take hrt like normal or do i need dog hrt :0
:33 < Literally mew :3
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opps sorry it too so long but glitter gel pen drawing my cat wouldnt lat me just draw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1489679480250437833/20260403_002925.jpg?ex=69d14ba0&is=69cffa20&hm=a57137403ca3a7ca8dcdefe8edf6deb8e65e9d3612db40d02c65cabbc001e591&
oh dave honey i have ALWAYS "gotten it"
if you wouldnt kiSss your clone then how do you expect for otherSss to want to kiSss YOU
Hey hi so I'm doing drawing request with pen a paper!!! Because my husktop is broken and I'm stressed and Idk if I'll be able to get it fixed...yay???
((yo i know i just made this but unless the translation is insanely wrong, dont jump on me for using a translator for an hc i have on a char. this is all for funny bits but at least keep it ooc and not ic <3 thanks))
I just wanted t♡ visit my matesprit. That’s all i wanted. I was walking t♡ her hive and bumped int♡ s♡me♡ne. ♡N ACCIDENT. g♡t called a slur. If s♡me♡ne y♡u kn♡w g♡es missing..n♡ they didn’t. #ann♡ying
i need to stop flirtin, i;ve got like seven nooks to eat now ;/ #nsfw
hi everyone / i want feedback from my wonderful audience / so i wanna know / what's everyone's favorite album or song / whatever is the most popular i'll do another one like it
We're doing pokemon teams? All seedots, next question.
fuck i dont actually know what animal noise to make
RIGHT. LIKE, GOD FORBID A GUY BE ATTRACTED TO HIMSELF..
ME AND MY CURSE OF BEING ATTRACTED TO OTHER VERSIONS OF MYSELF. FUCK. FUCK!!!!!!!! #SELFCEST
#nsfw #petplay but instead of wanting to b owned i wanna b a stray cat getting chased around the neighborhood by someones dog is this anything
~viperfish. reminds me a little of him! <3 i think they’re very cute and interesting, just like he is #faunaposting https://files.catbox.moe/jul29y.jpeg
i tend to forget how sharp my teeth are and then i accidentally draw blood from my arm when i bite into it a little out of boredom
alright, who thE fuck is thE onE hating all of my posts. show yoursElf in thE commEnts dickwEEd. you can't just silEntly hatE mE, if you'rE gonna hatE mE do it loudly and proudly.
my posts have been slowing down because i've been really busy writing / new album in 3 nights / i'm so excited
good night, dear one. this evening, i have discovered a wonderful readslab procurement station, staffed by mannerly trolls. they even carry large print options! a great boon for myself. "charred behemoth repository" located in old imperial south on i-198, should it ever be in your orbit.
hittin the bars playin some cards my lifes a right mess but you know its bizarre im sitting up with my back to the sun nowhere to go but ready to run dropping it down to lay flat on the ground skies opened up and ready to gun check out this board wow what a sweet kick man almost went off the roof damn isnt that sick im fire in the hole unholy and shtick running hotter going farther you might call me a prick but you cant compete with this tangled up mess so throw down this beat cause you know im the best #lyrics #illbeats #original
At 5 Guys for Lunch. Ran entirely by two women right now. 2 Ladies is a much better restaurant name.
Th3y 2ay th3 tongu3 i2 th3 2trong32t mu2cl3 in your body, wanna fight?
<body> ** you people are barkbeasts. i will rechit all the same. </body>
m so drunk n knowling ikm making bad choices haha.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh to be a l!ttle s!lly troll on your lap rece!v!ng pets~
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Forces can only oppose each other if they want to! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? There are classpects that nobody has seen yet! © SBURB 2009
8=D < He is a very good horse. An important horse. I will keep him in my thoughts today.
i feel as thoUgh it's more of a metaphysical sitUation. tapping into the mUltiversal narrative majjyks that power this site, some instance or other of the game has generated a "developer" accoUnt, pUrely becaUse that is something video games have.
16000 characters to type but all i got to say is kiss my ass
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? BOONDOLLARS was developed long before cryptocurrency and is in no way meant to replace or be exchangeable with other forms of currency. © SBURB 2009
8=D < If you send me a horse photo. I will rate it out of 10.
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--E hhh. It's so boring in my empty fucking hive. Anything cool going on or anyone interesting I can do? #nsfw
D --> #lyrics D --> Mais la vie sépare ceu% qui s'aiment D --> Tout doucement, sans faire de bruit D --> Et la mer efface sur le sable D --> Les pas des amants désunis D --> But life separates those in love D --> Very gently, without making sound D --> And the sea erases on the sand D --> The steps of parted lovers
There Is Truly No Good Reason For Me To Awake Right Now
im not even horny jerking off is just my default activity when im bored now i literally broke my dick #nsfw
incest is awesome dont let anyone tell you otherwise #incest
he wants me so bad it makes hom look stufpid.
8=D < Hello... https://iili.io/Bn133G4.png
[Fr!ends conv!nced me to post on my C#!ttr more or some bulls#!t. #ello.]
Well the lap isn't going to sit on itself, is it? Wait, fuck. That doesn't make any god damn sense. #nsfw
:33< mmm #girlbulge h33h33! :33< #nsfw
I lik£, totally lov£ blu£! ;P
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
•ᴥ- @slenderMan has a nice suit and a bad attitude, all he's missing is a cigarette. -‿- -ᴥ•
> g0nna start call1ng myself the res1dent rust runn1n' th1s we1rd l1ttle n1che 0f the j01nt at th1s rate l0l 1 l0ve my j0b (?) h0w d1d 1 land th1s. 1 just g1ve f0lks funny checkmarks. 12/12 j0b
((Really gotta brush up on my classpecting sometime, a lot of HS stuff in general tbh
well i am happy you think so
Gosh, I really lack individualism then hm? Ha.
okay. thats good, i am proud of you. 🫂💚
another jade told me recently that it is always okay to feel whatever you are feeling! and sometimes crying is good for you so if you need to cry then thats okay i am still proud of you for everything i love you too rose
Oence agaain i dissapont people. but i feel good toniht.
I see... maybe if you'd search 'em up you'd like 'em :D
:33< MEOW!!! :33< k33p it up love to s33 it
It's been... an eventful night. #vagueposting #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/19/dd57b8b578e349b621265a55758359aded5200ac.jpg
Wht Happend To Pea Nut ❓❓
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'Bout to bark at strangers for fun wish me luck.
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Skaia and the dreaming planets were originally going to be inspired by the theoretical 4D chess, but this idea was eventually scrapped to make things more understandable for the playerbase. © SBURB 2009
8=D < Hff. I went for a jog. Or should I say. A trot.
Should I just go ahead and get the inevitable "FreakPosting" out of the way now? #nsfw
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
Gods forgive me. https://media.tenor.com/7pXIzb8f2rUAAAAe/minor-spelling-mistake.png
Either that or the United States has been alerted to its existance and is preparing a good dosage of #Freedom.
\ been hav1ng a great t1me w1th my fr1ends, but ngl 1 get 1nt1m1d8d when 1ts just me 0nl1ne /
We've All Made The Platform Special In Our Own Ways. We Are All #apieceofchitt.
honnestly i'mm havinng mmore funn with this thann i could have expected but mmaybe that's because mmy unnfiltered trainn of thought gets mme somme of those sweet sweet updoots
((OOC Intro Post)) Ravn Lalonde is a genderswapped Rose. He has all the rose-ness you know and love in a big, burly man-shaped package. This account is intended to be pretty chill and stress free, but will undoubtedly venture into #nsfw and possible #nsfwe territories. Yes, his name is pronounced like "Raven". DMs will be open to any and all. Roleplay heavily encouraged. NSFW roleplay allowed if we have a discussion about it OOC first. <3
OH MY GOG I'M HONOR3D THIS IS TH3 B3ST NIGHT OF MY M3OWTH3RFUCKING LIF3 MY SIS IS GONNA B3 SOOO J3ALOUS M3W~ 💖✨💖✨💖✨ https://i.imgur.com/U814wDf.png
should i have gotten #oiledup too?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Psst! EWE there! Yes! Yes, you! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd still love ya if ewe were a wigglepest...I'd find a nice 'n shaded lump 'o soil...pack it full 'o dirt 'n nutrients...'n see to it ya got plenty 'o enrichment, 'n lovely little diversions to wriggle 'bout 'n play with... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd visit every day I could...to read t'ya...t'bring ya snacks...t'check 'n make sure yain't dryin' up all sizzled-like on the hardtar...I'd miss ya a whole bunch... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> But I care like water!!! 'n water...shifts t'the shape 'n form 'o the container that holds it...!!! And your shape, pal, 's a wrigglepest!!!
I will admit, I am enjoying my time on this platform. My Chitheads, please, tell me how you feel about it?
I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
I forgot how cringey the first season of Once Upon A Time is.
im nnormalnnow.
uve nvr had east alternian takeout?!?! u shuld its da bomb :D
https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6869.jpeg and ig gn every1 else
that or it's my fuckin net again ugh mew~ 💖✨
(( he's doing great lol he is Pissed about the cone
damn straight im doin moral reps and other workout terms moral ways
Me and who? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1489460437517992007/IMG_2332.jpg?ex=69d07fa1&is=69cf2e21&hm=5690414dba59de9dd27018f19116371b838cca1bf84f14e114cb91cbe77c8d55&=&format=webp&width=356&height=534
(( feel silly posting ooc for this but im gonna be more active on my other accts for the next 2 weeks probably. my doggie got neutered and i want to be Silly in these times. but if u do want handmaid time, just @ me or w/e :3
east alternian takeout is soooo guuuuudddd <3
Rottatin rust to the too of the spectrum for a day in honor of, @archivveAddict I may hae had too much to drink at once. #substances #eridanwweek #reel
I'm up in there eating ALL your veggies. #vermingirl
(( hi gang brief heads up, i've become a bit more of a lurker since the site's blown up some but i am very much still present! if you need anything or a checkmark you can dm me, and if anything urgent happens and you can't contact another mod, my handle's in my bio :] ))
I mIght kILL mysELf If I dont stop gEttIng shIppEd #cw-sELf-harm #ooc-/j
> that tracks
> y'kn0w what, 1 applaud y0u f0r that. name's chr0ma, l0cal l1ngu1st centered 0n altern1an, glad t0 see new faces ar0und here
> wh0 are y0u "d1g1tal c1rcus" pe0ple. 1 d0 n0t say th1s rudely 1 am c0nfused and unfam1l1ar w1th y0ur un1verse
The fox say yifff #NSFW
•ᴥ- love a man with a good suit, a cigarette and a bad attitude. -‿- -ᴥ•
new lingerie came in #nsfw [the image is well lit, him posing in front of a camera with his back arched and legs spread. the usually feminine lingerie has been altered, fitting him like a glove. red lace and nice fabric, one of those half see through ones, a little red bow between the two panels that cascaded down his stomach. the red panties hugged his hips, showing off the faded hickeys and scars. the rawness of his lips has faded as well. he doesn't show his full face, even as he bites his bottom lip.]
D --> Every day I come home from fighting demons and nightmare creatures and the true nightmare is whatever is going on here
RUMPLESTILTSKIN GIVE ME ON CHANCE PLEASE. #onceuponatime #PLEASE
im going to drink some water #importantupdates
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
Two of the hottest vermin girls around. Maybe the only ones.
found a party gonna wander in, if i get culled i’ll let you know lmfao
Preach.
I personally think Snow White should have been able to kill Regina. For a treat. #onceuponatime #violence
https://c.tennor.comm/PuRTTqR2vcsAAAAd/tennor.gif
catgirls annd catboys this. puppyboys annd puppygirls that. cann we get this appreciationn for our mmuttgirls annd mmuttboys. annd mmuttbeasts (yours truly)? just people who are grunngy annd gritty annd tough to chew onn.
wolfgirls are superior btw. we can't forget the noble wolfgirl, man
B33 < *tc is having a minor breakdown over a dinner invitation B33 < *tc knows johns hot grandma will be there and they think shes kinda intimidating man what the hell will i even do, i dont know how to use all those tiny spoons and the dessert fork, why would anyone n33d a fork specifically fur desserts this is dumb B33 < i mean, *tc thinks this is dumb as hell but they will go anyway. *
!!! NEVER BE AFRAID TO BE HORNY ON MAIN ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN TIME !!! GO WILD !!!
cann i start postinng about how i wannt boobs inn mmy face or should i wait for the proper hour to be hornny onn mmainn #nnsfw
F33L1NG W31RD TOD4Y. HMN.
wwwwowww that sure is.. something. haha,, i might be sweating
TWO SHIRTLESS OILED UP KARKATS CLINGING ONTO ONE ANOTHER #ERIDANWEEK @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow https://media.tenor.com/oarntzoh3o0aaaam/hehe-homestuck.gif
ever noti(e how being naked ex(ept for shoes feels more naked than just being (ompletel7 naked? #nsfw
rose... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445826841607798814/1489438594060914768/image_2026-04-02_213636580.png?ex=69d06b49&is=69cf19c9&hm=71357a2b1b9849cf3b6b45162f5cb85d3e3f313b04d82d9e1df5f08430cfbf8e&
Okay I'm normal again my bad.
(IM ABOUT TO CREAM IN YOU.) #NSFW #CREAMTEAM #SELFCEST #YAOI
Ḳ̶̡̻͎͇̃̾͛̕͜͝͝͝͝Ṵ̷͇͈͍̺̳̉D̴̢̧͉̰̬̖͔̹̮̻̠̟̳̪̩͑̌͂͆̿̋͜͝ͅO̸̡̢̢̺͎̝̭̹̲͉͇̰͊͛̾̊̊̚S̷̡̹̪͔̞̜̺̝̲̲̳͓̩̈́͐̍͋̋̇̅͒̊̈́̽͜͝ͅ!̴̢̤͕̜̹̺̼͔͔͉̯̫̦̫̺̌̅͒͝ ̴̖̤̻̫̳̰̹̔̈́͆͊̌͝͝❤̵̢̢͉͚̼̮̖̻̘͓̱̺͕͔̝͇͈̒̄̅͛̿̚︎̸̷͖̝̱̤̠̞̬͎̪͙̙̦̣̞̔̃́̿̑̓̅̒̏̂̑͗̈͆͐͐́̓͌̍̐̀̒͘̕͘̕͜͜͝͝͝ͅ
Rankmaid Rechitt'd my Horror Story. I can only imagine what her interpretation is.
my sphere it<hes #importantinformation #nsfw
#ImComing.
... Maybe i should try to hook up with a man again. It's been awhile. #nsfw #eridanweek
Gonna bang this guys situationship I guess. #nsfw
have to be somewhere in half an hour do i jerk off or do i eat #nsfw
≈ At times, Ĩ've been told that Ĩ'm "worse" than my alternates. Once, "wrose", but Ĩ think they might have been inebriated. Or they forgot what my name was. Regardless, my response is always the same: How dare you speak to me? ≈
being a god should make you exempt from having to wear pants or underwear ever like yeah its public indecency but i made your planet lets just put up with it #nsfw
So sad. The store didn't have strawberry cheesecake ice cream... </3
You really are sticking to that nickname, hm? Haha.
Peoople DOO like fembooys right?
Biden, delete my search history NOW.
Life seems a little more okay when you sit down and turn on a movie while you note story ideas in ink on a page. When was the last time I wrote anything..?
can someone bring me some water and an icepack... my everything hurts #eridanweek
#ERIDANWEEK YAOIFUL.
Currently Selling The #yaoipaddle Audio For 500 Caegar. #nsfw #eridanweek
18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked 18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch on their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks ram ranch really rocks #nsfw #lyricposting
hi jade!!
ME AND ALT KAR #NSFW #ERIDANWEEK
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
I have (Somewhat) returned. What have I missed?
HOLY YAOI #ERIDANWEEK
(( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1488719961231855688/1489409367097999452/drnws4r.png?ex=69d05011&is=69cefe91&hm=3e8d28905c0a82388748e6c5aaf3f271c652439c7d1c2f8b149692b95143d3bd& he actually adores his husband hes so cute))
✿ guys im learning how to use sosh meed okay heres my #facereveal https://i.ibb.co/2YPH9Ckr/chud-glurpi.png
✿ ok just asked my bald blockmate if i wuz gonna die by appil poison he sed im fine so jokez on u guyz im livin another night. the glurp winz again heh
:33< nyall efur meowed befur? :33< this shits good!
▼▼▼fuck it I'm coming back to the cloister hope you're happy▲▲▲
N◯◯wwww wwhy W◯◯◯◯uld I §Ⱥy n◯◯ †◯◯◯ ȺȺ m◯†herfuckȺ wwwwȺn†iiin †◯ hȺȺȺve ♒︎♒︎fun♒︎♒︎ Ⱥ† my hive?
still pissed at my feathers getting fucked up again this morning like i just molted and now ive gotta actively fix them again already #birdproblems #help
^If you are cruel to pigeons, you should suffer. VViolently.^
Cream and sugar. I tried drinking it black for a long time, but I could only suffer for so long.
iced pour over with a splash of milk and brown sugar syrup
Humans Refer To It As An " Iced Latte ".
l000ts 0f cream, any creamer vwill d0.
ME AND BITCH I PULLED UP WITH MY BIG WET EYES AND QUIRKS
W3 hittin th3 gym 3XTRA hard today and th3 playli2t b3 FUCKING I'm gonna n33d a n3w punching bag anyon3 got on3 th3y lookin to r3hom3?? #pump3d #gain2 #lfg
:33< do mew suppaws clowns call it the hehehemeowspectrum?
YOUR LOVE HAS GOT ME GOING LIKE YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE #LYRIC
((Of course! I have had so much fun interacting with him! Inspired me to dust off my alpha rose lol
need that man whimpering pathetic style on it #nsfw
gonE doIng my homEwork bEcausE Im a good obEdIEnt foLLowEr
good kittyyyy pet pet pet
holding out a bag of catnip n shakin it on the TL fr all the cat girls n cat boys n cat theys tht follow me <3 psss psspspspss here kitty kitties
damn sorry to hear that dude. hope youve taken some pain killers
:33 < its a purretty nice f33ling when mew have a platonic bestie who lets mew smewch them isnt it??
((I personally adore this version of dave
:33 < Prowling...
:33 < omc thank mew!! i meant were not together together were just two besties who do things a flushed couple does mew know? ehehehe <:///))
Just Because I Am Tragically Beautiful Doesn't Mean I Am A Woman. If I Take My Shirt Off There Are No Rumblespheres For You To Feast Your Eyes Upon. Sorry To Disappoint All Three Of My Loyal Fans. #nsfw?
SIGHS... GETTING ON ALL FOURS AND CRAWLING
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
WHATEVER JUST CALL ME A GOOD PUPPY AND SCRATCH BEHIND MY EARS #PETPLAY
:33 < btw jsyk i love using fish puns!!! beclaws i suppawrt my platonic gillfurrond 3833
I woke up next to a reely cute cat next to me. 38)
:33 < woke up with a furry beautyiffull gill next to me :))
((God y'all don't know how hard it was to not say eh instead of huh))
slow day for everyone huh?
:33< back furom lunch what did i miss??? :33< anyathing fun?
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
i didnt expect my last post to have that much interest thats my fault i should have known better
hole posting soon. #nsfw
@pickpocketingintellect didnt like my gift smh https://i.imgur.com/eg22goj.jpeg #nsfw
((omg ty wagging my tail pawing at u :DDDD
((dies ((me when i only rp trickster karkat being an absolute freak
promised id go outside today instead of curl up in my cozy ass bed but its rainy and i dont fuck with having #wetfeathers
It Is A Wonderful Foggy Day Today perhaps It Shall Rain; I Will Bring An Umbrella With Me one That Matches My Outfit, Of Course #fashion #weather
Absinthe love affairs, we fill our lungs with hymns of Pride and poverty and we shall overcome Bring her into our hearts of tar and stone Until that warm embrace will come! Absent delo lubovi intrigami napolnim Gordosti i bednost' mi preodoleem. Priglasim eyo v nashi serdsa iz smoli i kamnya Tepla darite skorey! #lyricsposting #backtowork
•ᴥ- another day, another collab. #nsfw -ᴥ•
:33 < be the slutty catgirl i believe mew can be #inspirational #nsfw
im rating. that applebee 3 out of 5 stars the food was good but they made me wait almost an hour 4 my dessert bc they forgot abt it >:( #food
I love my new jammies! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1489088313481629888/Untitled.png?ex=69cf250f&is=69cdd38f&hm=485f3de11e07167c1445a5fe67842771f3b708d892b7a4f2ae3dbe68f05df297&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=562&height=644
Do you want me to come pick you up now?
I support women's rights as well as women's wrongs.
its happening again #nsfw
≈ Ass so fat you arrange the construction work before their arrival. #nsfw ? ≈
on an entiiirely unrelated note i am DEFINITELY a furry
Send the SCP detachment of the Secret Service.
:33 < Some of you love dropping love letters in my PMs! And befurr any of you reply with apologies, did I say to stop?
Following the latest presidential mandate, have some #yuriposting https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/2/cb112a613991b8f27c765e639d42eb5d6fb66ec2.png #nsfw
In celebration of #APRILFOOLS, let the Yuri and the Yaoi posting commence!
fuck it, i'm giving people my address to come over for a sick ass party i have booze and all the snacks in the world for everyone to snack on and get wasted in the process, i promise there's actual real food and not grape flavored shit just please don't break my shit and haters are not invited, also please do not fuck in my room thanks #party #nsfw #alcohol
Oh my god is that troll pitbull.
:33 < #nsfw #gooning in my #gooncave :3
Twirling my green mustache right now.
Hey, y♥︎u saved me fr♥︎m a tree last night, y♥︎u did y♥︎ur due diligence.
Just as I was getting ready to go out to meet you. Spare me an hour or two while I deal with this, please. I'll make it up to you handsomely.
I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
Hi! My name is Bunny! I'm 23 (24 soon :3) and I am the mun of: @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @macabreMoonlight @tempestousDoxy @puzzlingResolve @preciptiousNeoma @gigglingGaffle @aspernabilisScillac @bakersDouzen I am always open to rp and being silly. ^-^ I do NOT rp nsfw, but I do silly haha's about nsfw.
it's happened before but due to yknow the world endin', the fucks are dead.
Only now bears J--ust came out of hibernation so J--t's probably J--ust hungry, feed J--t vegetation. Don't feed J--t meat cause their digestive track ain't ready to handle heavy foods yet.
what if i made goofy drawings with these glitter gel pens?
also i'm a damn freak but cheatin' ain't shit i do. don't make me sum homewrecker for yer damn whatever th'fuck. if its open or casual that's different but fuck that cheatin' crap. #anticheating #impliednsfw
Just according to keikaku. (Translator's Note: Keikaku means plan.)
It appears that this website is particularly receptive to my advice. This is ironic, because I was not receptive to my own. A hypocrite, if you will. One day, there will be no terrors left to torment our minds. Until then, we must gradually shrink them, bit, by bit. Through trial, regimen, strategy, and healing. Mend your inner warlock.
♰ looking for help with my next shoot... need models able to pose limp... there is a possibility there will be blood :) #gore ♰
Can someone st1r up some drama or someth1ng?? 1 need to be enterta1ned. 1’m gett1ng bored, and 1’m mak1ng 1t everyone else’s problem. L1ke ser1ously, wow me. 𓂃۶ৎ
Jo1ned th1s stup1d s1te so my matespr1t would pay attent1on to me, but no, turns out he’s out here mak1ng vague references to quadrants w1th other people 1 w1ll cull you #v1olence Do NOT touch what 1s M1NE Th1s 1s an off1c1al decree #he1ressth1ngs 𓂃۶ৎ
Good morning.
(SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK PISS. WHY DID #APRILNORMALDAY HAVE TO FALL ON HUMP DAY TOO)
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
We have attained coven status, then? I am not surprised. There seems to be an overflow of Rose Lalondes. Perhaps we come as a bushel at this rate. I do not mind. I welcome likeminds. Yet, you are so harsh to refer to me as a nemesis before we have truly had a chance to bond. I will remember this when I attain my goal.
Mood.
I am amassing a following. If you allow yourselves to follow my account, and pursue my adventures fully, then I may attain a goal of mine.
Another one joins the coven. Welcome, nemesister.
Man I r3ally wa2 on on3 la2t night. Dont r3m3mb3r po2ting aaany of that. My bad y'all 🤣
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i might become a pomegranate
//I can feel that poor Dirk slamming his hear violently into his desk at John's stupidity I am so sorry
guys i'm not depressed. i mean, sure, i was. my house got blown up, my wife and i divorced, my timeline felt... wrong. but i've found a new meaning. i'm the happiest i've been in years!
I don't see how I've given the impression I want to impress you, either, but okay. I think I'm just going to drink now.
My dms are always open I just don't recommend talking to me because it's not very fun.
Should I. Un-drink it then?
if i 2ay im goin to b3d and you 233 m3 onlin3 an hour lat3r know i didnt li3, i fail3d
I already had the other drink so I really just don't get the purpose of this now.
Is this argument even about me anymore? I am sort of losing the plot between you two.
Feel free to recommend me music. I don't listen to a lot so I'd like to expand my horizons while I have a glass.
Why do I falter so easily when a man tells me to do something. I'm truly a disgrace to the feminist movement. I'd blame my mother if I had the anger to. But I think she was trying her best.
Okay I’m actualbee g♥︎nna try t♥︎ g♥︎ t♥︎ sleep n♥︎w, I think.. maybee… My hive always feels s♥︎ l♥︎nebee at night, even with my lusus here. Kinda hate it. But I’m t♥︎♥︎ scared ♥︎f g♥︎ing ♥︎ut m♥︎re ♥︎ften beebuzz y♥︎u never kn♥︎w wh♥︎ might wanna cull an heiress, even if I might n♥︎t even bee legitimate ♥︎r whatever.. ‘M tired.. G♥︎♥︎d night every♥︎ne. H♥︎pefulbee t♥︎m♥︎rr♥︎w will bee a beetter day #existentialdread #imactualbeescared♥︎fthedark
D --> I miss trainer cards from Sword and Shield they were great I don't know why they didn't bring them back in Scarlet and Violet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3fdb552c53d2.png
Troll Hatsune Miku liked that last post. I'm unsure of what to do with myself.
A man sits outside the burning wreckage of his house. Though it was 40 years ago he was born, and 27 years ago he was given a name, it is only today that he will begin to unravel a thread that has long since remained just the slightest bit loose. A thread relating to his own issues, his existential dread, and, perhaps, his own sense of identity. However, this is not going to happen quickly. Your name is JOHN EGBERT, at least for now, and, despite everything that has happened in the past 17 years, you are feeling better today than you have in almost as long. You are happy, because your life seems to finally have meaning again. https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/361.gif --------------------------------------- OOC: Hi everyone! This is going to be a fun portrayal to write! Candy!John, of course, but I'm going to be touching very heavily on themes of #transgender realization, as June begins her journey of self-discovery!
hey everyone.
One last post before #bedge #nsfw Who's coming? https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/21/076a8d29ab5a7bead29a2d7b57b91cbbe237fa24.png
its awesome how well dressed other versions of me are lmao. my ass has always been a sonic shirt, harem pants, cardigan and geta. never got the point of being a director if you cant walk around dressing like an eclectic freak
Decided to amend my username on here. These are some of the three most expensive letters in the English language, and I am trying to get my money's worth if it kills me.
[I wish i had someone to hug and i wasnt so vacantly lonely all the time... all i have are bones and dead plants and the memories of being cool #lonelyposting]
Hole for you depraved fucks. /silly. You can thank Karkat for picking it out. #nsfw (Art: ppweiwei [deactivated]) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b61b62dada9.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ;o) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f48f86d7e4e.png
NOT SO GENTLE REMINDER THAT SOMETIMES IM HEADMATE POSTING AND NOT CARRYING TO ACT CANON LIKE
THE rankmaid-sama f0ll0wing ME? wh7 an h0n0r!! cx
We've been over this, Strider. You can't refuse me.
Is my comments only going to be terrible influences.
You should listen to them. Look where I got.
Maybe I should stop drinking. #substance
i am weaseling my way into every crime group by fucking and or teasing them #nsfw
if you'd allow it i'd kneel before you, devoid of any self-respect so long as it meant i got to enjoy you in this moment a first touch to your knee to push it aside, my touch held back in hopes that i won't just dig my claws in and show you my desperation . . . then, a kiss, the first of many. it wouldn't start out hungry at first, just soft press of my lips against your thigh my hand would hook under your leg to pull it over my shoulder, hand hesitating over your thigh as my thumb presses into the delicate flesh. another kiss, deeper this time, a bit further up with the warmth of my tongue meeting your skin your legs instinctively push together, but my hand stands firm, eyes pleading with you silently despite my claws pressing slightly in if you'd allow it, i'd continue a kiss again and again, getting more frequent and sweeter than the last then, the warmth of my breath would hit my goal such soft lips, the sweetness i'd been seeking out with the touches of my own a lick at first, a taste of my meal before me it won't be long until i give in and devour . . . #nsfw #nsfwe
i think ill share a titty pic tomorrow someone remind me in the morning
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
Since he’s taking his sweet time t♥︎ c♥︎me get me, pr♥︎babbee because he’s h♥︎lding a grudge ♥︎r s♥︎mething f♥︎r me stealing his shades, I have decided t♥︎ try them ♥︎n. I l♥︎♥︎k pretty g♥︎♥︎d in these. He might n♥︎t get them back >:)
// (OOC) I probably should make intro posts for Marzha and all the other accounts I'm running huh xp I'm lazy rn
I'll get back to you soon, I promise. Things haven't been the hottest all the time, between politics and other less savory things. But you have my word, we will settle that score in the coming days.
Holeposting? Hmm. #nsfw
Blow.
ya ive noticed and i might as well b waving a giant neon sign like "HELLO RIGHT HERE COME HERE IM HERE YES PROCEED"
Such confusing cr3a^ur3s... Gu3ss I'll jus^ hav3 ^o g3^ a bi^ mor3 up clos3 and p3rsonal ^o s^udy you ^h3n.
#horror datenight here??? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/68/b8/76/68b8761bfaff22196a91d013fc6ffe69.jpg
I Will Keep This In Mind For Future Encounters.
Mayb3 I will walk ^ha^ bi^ch lik3 a dog... hm... #vagu3pos^ing #nsfw #nsfw3
Can recommend.
None Of You Have Ever Violently Choked Your Kismesis While Riding Their Bulge And It Shows. #violence #nsfwe #pensive
ok, ok someone paid me a pretty penny to turn around. #nsfw (Art: mistressviri [deactivated], also pretend he has top surgery scars I cannot find any good trans bro fanart lol) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b376eb8ecdb.jpg
honestly fuck it, who'll let me snort coke off their thighs??? #nsfwe #substance
Seems like it's the most lurid hour after putting all those rumors to rest so, here you go. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1337/sample_5d6fa164b0ab6213bed54c22f08d2abd3bc2e289.jpg?1386706 #Nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/7oWbeO9v3Cfs900q7JhLAs?si=72551ab1271245d4
((real LMFAO i only just pulled out my drawing tab after an entire month or so JUST for a dumb bit </3))
((me: ah fuck it i'll draw smth of Kar for my chitter. also me: is in a gigantic artblock.))
men that r awful and/or horrible and/or pathetic and/or evil ily sm <3 i want 2 capture u in my basement n poke u w various Objects #nsfw #nsfwe
concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
WAIT I JUST NOTIC<3D YOU STOL<3 MY QURIK YOU THI<3F D:< GIV<3 IT BACK
Yeah y♥︎ur n♥︎n-existent ♥︎ne, sh♥︎re. Flatter than a ribbitbeeast. N♥︎t that I’d kn♥︎w fr♥︎m pers♥︎nabubble experience ♥︎r anything.
And people wonder where I get all my freak from.
ppl yap abt big huge dicks all the time but im js sayin if u got a small dick u better believ i am suckin on that thing until ur thighs r trembling n drenched in sweat n u cant form a coherent thought anymoar :) #nsfw
0kay im back and b07h she and 7he washer is fine. f0r n0w...
listen i gotta stand up 4 all my fellow tboy peens
H♥︎bee fuck y♥︎u’re beeing <3XTRA edgbee t♥︎day. Try n♥︎t t♥︎ hurt y♥︎urself ♥︎n it, jfc.
Next time y♥︎u g♥︎ t♥︎ the beeach let me kn♥︎w s♥︎ I can cutebee dr♥︎wn y♥︎u, Kay?
Ladies and Gentlemen and peoples of other persuasions, please remain calm. There have been rumors regarding the death of President @barackObama - let me debunk them right away on behalf of PEACE (The Party). The President himself will address this at his earliest convenience, but rest assured, he is safe and sound. #trollbamaisnotdead #fakenews #misinformation
THANK FUCK THERE WAS ONLY ONE REPLY WHEN I ASKED WHAT OUTFIT I SHOULD WEAR TO ERIDAN WEEK BECAUSE I WAS HORRIFIED FOR A MOMENT THE SUGGESTIONS WOULD BE UNGODLY.
HOLD UP EVERYONE A BADDIE JUST FOLLOWED ME OMG!!!
hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor #frebby #fabzber
Only if you're pure of heart. Otherwise, perpetual torture dimension again.
i need to step away for a bit but i'll be back soon!
DO GILF FUCKERS EVEN EXIST. AND I MEAN "GRANDPA" SHIT #NSFW
why is everyone so damn horny at #eridanweek omfg yall just gettin ur freak on in front of everyone i mean no judgin id do it too but dayum #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16463ad9b877.png dawgz out on the TL #selfie
._. mayyyybe it was a good thing im not at eridan week judging by the posts...
#Blessing your timeline with another instance of #yuriposting for the masses #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4471/20c5e4f425c09545aad006cd94f5b688.png?10734947
// ooc pinned post time! if you'd like to speak with me ooc, my discord is sleepyins0mniac !! i've been rping this iteration of echo for about 7 years. she's 22 years old. you may recognize her from flarping, where she was a teenager at the time. she's a god-tiered knight of doom as well as a performer of international (and intergalactic, multiversal) fame, so if you want your oc to recognize her from it, feel free ^_^ she plays a ton of instruments + sings and primarily plays classical and indie music she's very reserved and guarded, so please be prepared for that if you intend to interact lots >_>; @twinArmageddons is my only alt (for now)
:33 < i got to s33 tits im happy :)) #nsfw
has troll markiplier made a was that the bite of 87 post yet?
So...?
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chopped tf outta my hair in the mirror jus now.... lookin cute af
Dear denizen please be assured that as long as I am Secretary of Degeneracy, sex will never be turned off.
We did it, everyone. We broke Chittr with the power of lesbianism. #yuriday #yurimandate
pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png
My first act as Secretary of Degeneracy as designated by President @barackObama is giving you this #yuripost #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7341/sample_4041d9814a85ae59131b87cc0bb996f6.jpg?8381108
take mY prong and i;ll make Yoчr hole weak ;) #nsfw
-]@_ummm_feeling_less_beany_and_more_long_rn_hehe #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f51d60206881.png
I was taking some time to construct a post, here; something engaging, stimulating. I was considering a short analysis on the works of Poe I'm revisiting. But that would go against the trends here. Far too Beta of me. #nsfw ?
:33< learned what sonic is figured i should try my paw at making an oc!! plz be nice https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a793aab53f3.png
// woooaah Willow ooc post, probably the only one that'll be made (mostly cuz she couldn't post this if she wanted too and I like to keep up the character running the account illusion) just wanted to drop her in her classpect (Seer of Void) on here because i thought it'd be fun; thank you to all of you who are interacting with her, its super fun :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/76e7700c309e.jpeg
fisticuffs more like fistin' cunt #nsfw
it stays moist n humid in this bitch
Tf i2 up chittr it2 m3, on3 brain c3ll Z, back at it again with 3 hour2 of 2l33p l3t'2 2lay
i used to have this webkinz that i used to pour lusus Milk on and suck the lusus Milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the tiMe 😭 i used to slaM it against walls and it would Make 8 loud thud https://files.catbox.Moe/6btpy5.png
3833 < For all my yapping in text, I can't actually talk in purrson. > 38XX 3833 < Squeak no evil... >
met up with an Old friend tO hang, tried On sOme makeup befOre i gO... what dO we think? ♡ "rule number three: wear yOur pusher On yOur cheek, but never On yOur sleeve, unless yOu wanna taste defeat" heading hive nOw! gOOdbye tO all the lOvely fOlX i met, hOpe tO see yOu all again sOOn ♡ https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/4c775d079fa0.png XO
Turns out, going outside and soaking in some sunlight is good for the mental. In other words: I'm back, bitches and witches. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e65e94b507d7.png
1m s0 h0t 1 l1t 4 guy wh0 h4d 4 crush 0n m3 0n f1r3 4nd w4tch3d #h3sDumb1m4L3sb14n
teachin mr. strider the wondrs of exfoliation
HEEEELL YAAAAAA u deserv da worl n soooo mch moar bbygrl im so proud off u
>> good timezone, guys, gays, and theys -+ >> this is your reminder to sparkle on and don't forget to be yourself ++ // https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105794630_ELZz5USXYaPRkiJ.png?1755572818
WAGGING MY TAIL AND SHIT
gawd im so fucgkin popular <3
sumtimes i genuinesly consider sleepign all the whole entrire day mmm sleep
#nsfw #nsfwe #violence thinking abt mmornring cuddles....... im so fuckked up n twisted
4get treatin me like ur pet.... i want u 2 treat me like ur awful horrible pathetic homunculus lab creature #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence
horny posting at... 9 am. new record. #nsfw
wen i performed my 1st evr blowjob i looked that man dead in the eyes w the most serious expression n i said "i'm goin in......." like a hacker in a movie and proceeded 2 suck the soul out his body via his dick #nsfw
good night everyone! ✨ have wonderful rest and have sweet dreams c: ⋆｡˚ ☁︎
im trying to 2t3al 2om3 mcnugg3t2 but th3 clap of my a22ch33k2 k33p2 al3rting th3 und3rpaid 23rvic3 work3r2 at troll mcdonald2
hello guuuyssss 🩷 fInally decIded to juuump In some troll socIal medIa and not huuuman ones I hope yall wIll lIke seeIng me arouuund cuuuz I plan postIng abouuut my GOAT Ed Sheeran and other thIngs 💖
oh, wow! this is really beautiful writing dave! <3
grimes - 4ÆM https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=AgKJdvcEZAo&si=ES5vQsHovLKTj5ok #nowplaying
B33 < alright its bedtime for crow kitties B33 < ttyall latepurr <3
Finally time to lie down for a little rest~ Be well all
(( Hey guys, welcome to my page! This will be my OOC pinned post for anyone wanting to interact! )) Snooze is a Highblood with a very interesting plot twist. Some clowns aren't what they seem! He uses he/they pronouns and is a disaster Bisexual! Please be very aware that their whole shtick will contain everything tagged below! They suffer from a lot of specific trauma and are often high to cope with it. I absolutely love and adore communication and will say: Please DM me OOC if you do not want/like an interaction between Snooze and your muse! I will totally understand, respect your boundaries, and will step away with an apology! I firmly believe that muse = / = mun, so don't worry about hurting my feelings if Snooze is disliked by the clown-haters of the RP world! Not everyone knows that they're secretly a sweetheart who just wants to learn more about the world aside from what they were taught. I am also always looking for new mutuals! If you follow, I'll follow back. <3 I'm always down for some third-person, literate roleplay as well. Just shoot me a DM or let me know if you're ever interested! <3. https://files.catbox.moe/nuk89m.png #substances #nsfw #gore #horror #cw-self-harm #abuse
decided to finally change my pfp to have my face it it after the positive comments on the post of me sho|w|ing my face... so uhhh here |w|e are good to kno|w| the only hate comments |w|ere just from my friends
thanks man appreciate you risked your life for a mans dinner
Maybe self love is not so bad.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/73b5da6cc370.png
[[hgtv forreal
with like the matesprit @calmIncompetent ((HE DID THIS BTW ITS SO FUCKING GOOD I LOVE MY FRIEND!) https://meDia.DiscorDapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488063480815816794/IMG_3683.png?ex=69cb6a9c&is=69ca191c&hm=3ba200Def6e42fa1D5881232ea82f4abeD2a049ec536beff63e162c365a4bf9f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&wiDth=912&height=912
I really should start drinking more water. Oops.
Anyways, sleep attempt number 2, its fucking 2:30am.
<!-- It seems I've found my way into this place during risqué events :o -->
concept: getting on top of your matesprit and forcing their arms up over their head "wait! no! i havent hit the ablution trap tonight yet!" they cry out through laughter, kicking their feet and squirming pressing your nose up against their underarm before gliding a long lap of your tongue upwards "youre such a freak!" they sputter in shock, cheeks flushing a brighter hue (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, scentplay, armpit stuff, archive rating: M)
i am soo hungry rn
Oh, thank you!! First time posting something like this on here!
:33< you find me like this what do mew do? >//ww//< #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f53b779e97c6.jpg
guysss like thisss chit if you think im cute #dateposssting
wanna feel my teeth sinking into his flesh n his hands against my back his breath hot against the side of my face fuck man #nsfw
hit the gym tO blOw Off sOme steam, ran intO anOther familiar face! ladies... ♡ XO —with @mercurialGOrepriest https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/94df1572d32c.png XO
I forgot hpw horny I get whenI smike. Fuck. #nsfw #substances
hey guys https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/NSFW%20art%20%3A)/ivy%20rose%20boobs #nsfw (OOC: Art by my good friend Nugget on Discord ^^)
felt cute, might delete later. #selfiesunday ((art by hamsters38 0n tumblr!)) https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/f5641bdecd4f.png
mind if a human try a lil honk honk
~oh my god oh my god he invited me to his hive and told me to bring the biggest pail i ovvn it’s happening!!! <3 #nsfvv #quadposting
You and I have some pending business, I'll message you in the morning.
Final post before bed. The horrorterrors were particularly caring tonight. See you all in the morning. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/5979/sample_65a87a51b1ca56a640411557a178a63e.jpg?6800056 #nsfw
<3-Fuck-1-billion-lions.-I-could-beat-one-of-every-pokemon
ngl if someone hugged me rn id probably cry
Whilst I dare not to attempt to match the prose that was thrust upon me with such kindness, it feels only fitting I meet it with one of my own. The supporting breeze of Feferi which has helped my ship to sail within the past while is one who deserves acknowledgement. I find in most of my life this post would be an attempt to one up or win some silly game I'd have imagined up of outdoing one another, but it is clear to me she is no game to be won, nor a score to be settled. She is but a melodious symphony that gets caught in the head of any wayward listeners. Like a madman I attempt to scribe her notes, to scribble down what she has transpired in my mind, but I fail still with only these ramblings to fall back upon. So thank you, to you, @coralConviviality , for giving me something wonderful to think about, and for talking to me with such fascinating and kind words. You are a treasure to keep for company. I pray this not to have come off as too strong, but 'short and sweet' has never been my strength anyhow.
shine on me ;-; https://i.postimg.cc/nzNJdHLt/sp1.jpg
Went outside earlier. It was clearly insufferable. Ain't no use in burning witches When we die we're twice as vicious Fire burns inside your eyes The powers yours, take back the night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca53ce66ef04.png https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=353e4300b3cb435c
♰ …i will be indulging in a few glasses of wine… forgive me for what may come of it #substance ♰
had a lil retail therapy 2day, feelin like hot shit w all my new goodies >:)
#nowplaying If you choose to run away with me I will tickle you internally And I see nothing wrong with that #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/2wBnZdVWa5jVpvYRfGU7rP?si=eac659f89f354927
uuuuughhhhhhhhhhh
She even got the cologne right, I'm so tickled.
oh no......... ive circled back around to yearning #doomed
#WHISKEYTIME I LOVE WHEN THEY BLEED ON IT #NSFW
I t)(ink I found my platonic best friend. 38,)
thye call me gods sleepiest soldier on accorubt of the sleepienss
NEW FAV💋RITE PET NAME UNL💋CKED!! T💋TES AD💋RBS BABE CALL ME THAT M💋RE S💋METIME #NSFW
Oh That Makes Sense! I Guess I Will Then! If He Asks
Y💋U BETTER GET 💋N Y💋UR KNEES AND BARK LIKE Y💋U WANT IT~ 🦴 (PS, ME💋W C💋ME AND GET IT BABY) #NSFW
congrats if so
♰ i do prefer the shadows... but perhaps the spotlight won't be so blinding.. ♰
sensory deprivation involved too or just the wax+filming , , , #nsfw
💋H N💋 L💋LS THE PR💋FILE PICS ARE T💋💋 SMALL, S💋 GUESS MY FIRST P💋ST IS ME IN ALL MY GL💋RY. N💋 C💋MPRESSI💋N, JUST SELF APPRECIATI💋N PS IF Y💋U'RE A PATHETIC MAN 💋R G💋T S💋ME TEA HMU HTTPS://I.IMGUR.C💋M/1J💋VG~X💋X💋~P.PNG
hot lalondes u say
// objectively this is the funniest response to boobs ever.
// I need yall to know i am very tickled pink right now. She's being more well recieved than I thought. but for everyone i'll draw her boobies. #nsfw
i look good frum that angle
((ooc: credit to @pitilessdispatch for the beautiful art of surtur and roe i could chomp on this)) back from who knows where doing . . . well i guess you can see not the jade id prefer to have hitting the back of my throat but whatever @pitilessdispatch can't believe i let you talk me into posting this dumb shit >.> @archiveaddict is this enough mlm for you??? https://i.imgur.com/ui6litj.png #nsfw #nsfwe #cantbelievethisshit
Hoψ many of you ψould like to see my tits? #nsfψ
YALL wanna 233 my favorit3 N3W TATTOO?? B3t yall didnt 3v3n 233 IT in th3 pictur3
my fucking notifications r blowing up jesus fucking charist lmfao
me when i ge7 7ha7 big 7r0ll j0b h77ps://i.imgur.c0m/WkT5BYX.png
ok here y'all go (artist: pumpkinsmut) https://i.postimg.cc/m2jw7F9t/IMG-0186.png #nsfw
Now that th3r3 ar3 mor3 of y'all around to appr3ciat3 thi2 2hit http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg #tatt3dup #lfg
You know where to find me. DMs are open.
Only if you bring some equipment to record.
L3t'2 fucking go dud3. Hit m3 with a loc pin ill pull up
I keep finding myself in situations like this. Maybe I'm not that good at knitting. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/12/2ccee9d46c812848e36f719244bf1a384ebfa07c.png
https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/random%20photos/c55de50f98c67d6704fe5766eb56f3d1f40866bb.webp
I've had this punching bag for like a day and a half and I'm already putting sizeable dents in it the grind never stops <3
1F 1 G37 6000000000000000000 L1K35 1'LL P057 4 D0U8L3 8ULG3 P1C. #N5FW
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X @totesGruesome @hollywoodGodhead I like the way you guys think x
sometimes a girl wants to go ghost hunting and have terrible things happen #nsfwe #cnc
i made pizza rolls
PrƎtty boys and prƎtty girls and prƎtty bƎtwƎƎn all ovƎr thƎ TL. WƎ lovƎ to sƎƎ it.
no clue what a company retreat is but ok, , ,
getting the shit beat out of you after being chased in the woods like youre prey is the best form of foreplay , , , #nsfw #dubcon #picunrelated https://i.imgur.com/yyenNEH.png
X I wanna be a degenerate but idk in which way. Like do I go rabid animal horny or just start railing lines and see what posts I make? #substance #nsfw x
thinkin abt sittin on sum laps #nsfw
Hello I am here, the amazing and beautiful, very talented, funny Trizza Tethis. It's not finstagram, I haven't ψitnessed a baddie yet. https://i.imgur.com/Kd0kPUL.png
smh why r there so many hot ppl on my timeline
--[FUUUUUUUCK WHERE R ALL THE HOT GIRLS ATTTTUHHHHHHHHH]--
White shirt gang who else likes getting soaked and having it cling to you so other people can see your bra -3- #nsfw (ish)
This one is hot off the presses just another absolute stroke of genius from the silver screen scribe HIMSELF.
with the matesprit and by with i mean like nook in bulge in shit like straight up like shit man ya know like #nsfw