D. Eliezer Strider
@hollywoodGodhead
Better than Snider, I'm a Survivor. No denier can stop my cinematic fire. Stride on the Wild Side. You want to be a star, don't you? #: 555-018-2883
A reminder, I am not above wearing a collar but I will be breaking a few leashes #nsfw
Alright what about favorite cake, I fuck up some red velvet personally
God, this must be what Karkat feels like every goddamn day
Can I uh eat sushi off your body? Think that'll fix me right up #nsfw
I think its improper form to eat the sushi off your own body but to each their own
I can also get behind artichoke hearts and black olives, sue me
I didn't think you'd actually be bird brained enough to do it
All your boonies are draining fast from your account. Also your olive take is bad.
Fuck ass bird I SAID meat and banana peppers, let a man live
Banana peppers suck and so do olives, I didn't say shit about the meat.
If you must know what I like on my pizza, I like meat and banana peppers
Okay I feel like after that post it just got worst, so let me reiterate, You crypto zealots are to the financial sector what the broccoli on pizza trend is to the rest of society, stay in your goddamn corner before I hurt you
This trend of cypto on the timeline needs to end Just tax-dodge like the rest of us, like have some dignity
For real man It’s time for some people to grow up and put on their evasion pants.
Hey, @anyphaenidsGrandeur I have a question. Any Beforus card games to your recollection, maybe as an ancestor of sorts to Alternian Hold 'Em (Still very much unfamilar with that set up as well,) Figured you'd be the person to ask
I'm glad you asked! Card games were quite popular on 8eforus. I wouldn't say that we were anywhere near as tense and exciting as any round of Alternian Hold 'Em, 8ut the game that immediately comes to my mind would pro8a8ly Tarot War, a psychologically demanding card game wherein the opponents would have to draw random cards from a 8eforan tarot deck and then extrapolate points 8ased on *mutual* agreement of what the card would sym8olically represent. It's more of a de88te game than a traditional card game, 8ut on 8eforus, words were far more powerful than the 8lade.
This was actually very fascinating, thanks Aranea I'll have to see if I could find myself a Beforus deck
Do let me know if you happen to find a set. I've 8een scouring the dream 8u88les for quite a long time and haven't ever found the whole deck.
Is it weird to say I'd hit that if I spread them over a tombstone? #nsfw #vagueposting
Something about the early morning fog rolling over hollowed ground, just cold enough for dew, as I take someone under the veil of twilight on a grave marker, mwah, cinema
yes, absolutely. itd be like staring in your own gothic movie 0u0
Yeah, but where would I find a cute submissive goth girl with pretty horns to play the part... oh well, guess I'll save that idea for later
Just got asked my favorite #blood type and I was like Idk O-negative, what the fuck kind of question is that?
Were you by chance talking to a vampire?
MaybE TheY WerE AskinG FavoritE TrolL BlooD ColoR? I 'UnnO I KnoW YoU HumanS OnlY HavE LikE-- ThE OnE ColoR...
I suppose but that's like so fucked to have like a favorite in that category
Somebody come get their lusus goddamn it, it's taking up our swimming pool in Lot F
Woah woah hey I'm not gonna move it, I'm just saying we need the pool for a shoot, and I don't think the union is gonna be too happy with a huge creature occupying it and eating palm trees
// g6dnkm - Post from my Cat Gnocchi Apparently Gnocchi says hi
Who shall be a good prey this evening? #nsfw
#dayofrest #boycotteridanweek
#boycotteridanweek
I went. For one night. And I blacked out because. Of how intense it was.
Let it be known, if the heads of Eridan week are allowed to win, soon it'll be Eridan Month, God forbid an Eridan Year We gotta take em outback like old yeller
We must boycott it, get the hashtag trending! #boycotteridanweek
Sorry, Jack, I know a regrettable analogy but this what it has come too, I will not be silent while fascists continue their indoctrination
The only way to stop eridanweek is to firebomb or red miles it
I might take a little sabbatical, I need to get out of the office and clear my head a little bit, man My pups and kitties are in charge, do not disrespect their authority
Just got to smooch the empress of Alternia, my God I love #fishingFriday She's even prettier in person if you believe it, man, what a cool day.
Oh I bet! Kissing the LEADER of Alternia? That's ultimate bragging rights.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
It \/\/\/\/ould appear there is some #fishingfriday contro\/\/ersy. Y'see, if y'look just barely y'can see residual artifactin' from... photoshop. Haha. Just kiddin' last. Congratulations.
Hey, what can you do, God knew if he made me tall I would be too powerful
You nearly gave me a heart attack me, you were the one who took the picture
Best I ever got was a fish around this size. (Not my photo.) https://greatmiamiriverway.com/storage/1365/Fish.jpg
That's still impressive, Peaches, this big boy is going back into the water, so maybe you can find him
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
