♣ mediated by @telekineticArmageddon

:33< yayyy i love getting impaled! :33< #suggestive

:33< h33h33h33 mew know it

medic bf instead of medic gf? #noticed #woke #notmisogynistic

B33 < sometimes my genius surpurrises even myself

makes it worse on purpose.

:33< if mew miss my clawmic "the adventures of lil shitpeta +equihiss" furom furlarp 2 good mewse ive b33n still doing it i upload it here! :33< https://lilshitpeta.tumblr.com/ :33< sometimes #nsfw dialogue and #blood and #death

:33< tasty :33

#MYSUFFERING

Backreading queen winning an award før finding an ałmøst 24 høur øłd pøst and cømmenting. Cøngrats tø us bøth 👑

*AC's eyes go wide and she can't help but waggle her tail and pounce on the yarn!!*

AND AS FOR YOU, FUCK YOU. MY SPHERES ARE NOT FOR GRABS AT RANDOM ASSHOLE!
D--> Tonight was a very normal night where nothing happened to me at all D--> Nothing to see in the Void between the lines
D --> You call that nothing? [Sweats, nervously fidgets with his mane]
AGREED ON POINT B.

:33 < Breaking Mews! Sollux "Goatlux" Captor an unfaithful lover! Pawing out to alternate versions of his quadmates when they purrove to not be enough to satiate his appetite!! :33 < This is making my whiskers tingle! Such a juicy story!! :33 < And to boot, he's s33n here trying to bribe a journalist!

:33 < And you say nothing of Karkitty, Jane or my own Alt... hmmmm!

:33 < I s33 I s33... A complicated tangled yarn of romance... How exciting!! :33 < But it s33ms that Mr Captor is a lazy lovfur! No dates? No sw33t gestpurrs? Just little beast images! H33he! What a scandal!

:33< say mewll be mine :33< well be divine :33< my paws fur made fur mew :33< my claws ill s33 what they can dooooo~

:33< i dont wanna i dont have to mew cant make meow!

BULLSHIT. NOT FAIR. YOU GET TWO BEAMS, BEAMCLASH CHEATER.

FUCK! HOW HARD IS IT FOR ME TO SPELL THE NAME OF A STUPID WORTHLESS FISH. PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA THEIR ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

:33 < it was an impulse

GOODLIGHT, I SHALL BE GOING TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS IN AN ATTEMPT TO CIRCUMVENT THE THOUGHT OF MYSELF IN BOOTYSHORTS.

I WILL FIND YOUR CURRENT RESIDENCY, UNPLUG EVERY DEVICE YOU OWN AND MISPLACE YOUR ETHERNET CABLES.

4WWW.

:33< mew know it

:33< dont furry about it t33h33

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @telekineticarmageddon it's Another One Of Those Days. Your Head Is Pounding; You Can Barely Open Your Eyes, The Light Stabs So Harshly. Whatever. You Don't Deserve It Anyway. it's The Voices. What Else Would It Be? By Now, You've Started To Pick Out Individuals From The Cacophony Pressing Against Your Skull. Fuck You, Destiny- As If It Wasn't Bad Enough. There's Feferi, Gasping For Breath And Grunting Like She Hit The Ground, Like She's Been Dragged Out Of The Water And Can't Breathe. Then Ampora: He Just Screams In Agony, Again And Again. terezi Tries To Roar In Defiance, Fight Back Against Whatever's Hurting Her, But It Dies With A Whimper. Zahhak- You're More Ambivalent On Him, But He's Strong. If He Can Be Reduced To Fragile Little Wheezes Like That, What Hope Do You Have? poor, Dear Aradia Lets Out A Gentle Gasp Before Crying Out In Shock. Karkat's Weeping; The Sound Is So Pitiful It Makes Your Pusher Break In Two. and Then There's You, Wailing So Loud That Just Hearing It Hurts Your Throat. That, Too, Isn't Terribly Uncommon. Until You Notice It's Doubling Over Itself- Lost In What Could Be, You Didn't Realize At First That The Unfortunately-alive You In The Present Is Actually Screaming. nothing Could Be Heard Over All This. But Nothing Even Tries. Nobody Needs Anything From You; Nobody Wants You Around. You Can't Do Anything Like This, But In A Horribly Relieving Way, You Don't Have To. yes, That's What Makes This Memory Stand Out Among All The Other Days Of Pain Like This: Your Lusus Doesn't Bother You Today. #violence #death tragic 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀

H3H.

B33 < sips it B33 < but yeah sorry king you talk about wanting to get clawed and bit during pailing youre gonna get leijons et al in your replies h33h33
Ever thought of just not 8eing 8roke? Imagine. Couldn't 8e me.

Don't try me, Captor.
This was not an invitation to shit on all Vriskas. Uniquely since I am married to one.

:33< >:((

:33< its going to be deleted once i find out where its HIDING ITSELF LIKE A COWARD!!!

:33< save meow pawlix!!! >nn<

always a cl0ck ticking somewhere. even if it's in y0ur veins. #qudposting

:33< <3 <> <3< c3<
OKAY COOL WE'RE BACK TO FIGHTING AGAIN. AS IF ONIONS ON A BURGER ISN'T A GOD DAMN CLASSIC OF THE GENRE YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE. READ ANY CULINARY HISTORY BOOK OR MAYBE JUST GET OUT OF YOUR NASTY HIVE AND ACTUALLY EAT ONE AT A RESTAURANT.
1000% BL4ST TH3M 4W4Y !!!

33PY...

:33< name the ones that arent shitpeta real quick?

UHHH D3F1N1T3LY FOR 4 R34SON TH4T 1SN'T P4P3RWORK

Y34H
SEE THIS IS THE KIND OF BADASS SHIT THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND LOOKING FOR- BIG ATTACKS DRAWN FROM BIG BUFFS. AT LEAST ONE OF US KNOWS HOW GAMING WORKS.

WE AS A SOCIETY SHOULD BE MORE !!! NAKED AND FREE !!!

...TH1S 1S F33L1NG L1K3 4 HUBR1S MOM3NT

<<"i-i'm sorry! i-i just- mmh...">>




