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hehehe i'm just happy to pleas and be pleased!! i have a lot of experience with terezi's and i've never regretted a hook up with her. your taste is great as well
oh i showed her the best damn time of her life!! she had many favourable words about me afterwards so i think we'll be meeting again
a fifth load inside terezi's womb for today is probably gonna do it #nsfw
i was supposed to be asleep by now but aradia called so now i'm off to mating press her outside some random restaurant #nsfw
s0meday. with any luck.
can i have your bones when you die? #death #gore #violence just in case
i am gross and perverted im obsessed and deranged i have existed for years but very little has changed #lyricsposting
:33< meow ;33c
:33< i woujld nefur lie about this sort of thing
:33< sh33p can sl33p fur thr33 sw33ps
:33< *the mighty huntress skips along her merry way trips ofur a single atom of sand falls face furst in the dirt giving mew a pantie shot* :33< #nsfw
1LL POST 4N OUT1FT L4T3R
NOT 4 F4N OF TH3 NO1S3 BUT... TH4NK GOD FOR B34CHW34R HON3STLY.
B34CH W4S/1S WORTH 1T. @G4D4BOUTTR1CKST3R #M33N4R4D14B34CHP4RTY #SUGG3ST1V3
hehehe, the only thing better than how you looked in that suit was how you looked out of it!
B3T.
1 SHOULD R4NK COLORS B4S3D ON HOW T4STY TH3Y 4R3.
#nsfw so the dual bulge thing is true? hot. but also yeah like if you really don't want to you don't have to but IMHO you really are missin out
:33< fur those into #sizediference im 4 f33t tall exactly :33< mew know if mewre looking ;33 :33< #nsfw #suggestive
ii love beiing a wallflower, ii get two 2ee 2o much 2hiit go down wiithout gettiing iinvolved, iit2 liike beiing the audiience two a real liife 2oap opera.
H4H4H4 Y3SSSS
H4PPY WR1GGL1NG D4Y V4NT4S V4R14NTS.
blows a kiss to everyone who was so nice on my stupid hornypost. 💋
always a cl0ck ticking somewhere. even if it's in y0ur veins. #qudposting
ok show of hands did ANY of you actually like the tits in that or were you distracted? there is a reason i kept the panties on!
Perhaps it is an association with nurturance and comfort. He might argue that a larger body unconsciously symbolises warmth, safety, abundance, or being cared for. Could it also be a rebellion of modern beauty standards? Freud believed that unconscious desires do not always align with cultural expectations. If society idealised one body type, he might interpret attraction to another as an expression of desires operating independently of—or even in opposition to—social pressures.
((thanks a bundle <3))
... mEaNs mOrE ThAn yOu mIgHt mOtHeR FuCkInG ThInK, mY GoOd bItCh. :o) 'cOuRsE, i sHoUlD WaTcH WhAt i sAy. ReAl tEmPtInG To dIsReGaRd tHe gOoD WiLl wIt' A WhOlE BuNcHa "IoN DeSeRvE It," "ThIs aIn't rEaL," "i dOuBt iT" tYpA NoNsEnSe. BuT YoU'S ReAl rAtIoNaL 'bOuT It, So i'm gOnNa tAkE It tO PuShEr. AlL LoVe, YuNg g sOlLuXaNdEr. NoThInG BuT LoVe. HoNk.
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
CH3CK1NG TH3 T1M3L1N3 4ND S331NG 4 N3W W4R. OK4Y. TH4T'S COOL.
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:33< <3 <> <3< c3<
you know they hated jesus because he told the truth too
arent you like blood relatives cant you just ask him im pretty sure in your case that is exactly what he did quite famously what do you think they did on the first ship to rock it side to side waited for the winds karkat vantas did you think it was a heavenly miracle the disc was up in there spinning that shit god are you really this dense people do people karkat people do people how old are you
houston come in houston weve just received word we have the opposite of a problem whats that miss j gave us wideset clearance for landing over holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck mayday mayday were losing altitude apple bottom jeans? on jane crockers terrific titanic triple t towering over tush? with the boots with the fur? im not strong enough im not built for this i am a broken man standing in the rubble of my own composure nothing but fragments remain paleontologists countless years from now will study about my downbad in dms reconstruction workshops and be like holy fuck that man wanted to get his face sat the fuck on this is not just a mere ass appreciator or carnal connoisseur of crassly crimpled clothing oh no no no dave wanted to straight up take a bite out of that big apple the apple is the size of a buick and i want it to park on my fucking chest until it caves in on itself i am deadass a high profile populated area and that ass is a shawty terrorist attack and i am down there on the streetside cupping my eyes up in disbelief muttering "o shit she hit the floor (the city)" and im into it. im so sorry but im into it they gonna have to fish my body out from the rubble the way i am getting knocked the fuck out by this ample assed apple turnover from heaven like turnover i hope the fuck it do i would give anything to see that sweet baked behind honey glazed and going full ham hate to see you leave but love to watch what it makes that body do and i hope to fuck you never stop holding it against me my insignificant mote ass is getting kicked up in the air on the backdraft kicked up when those boots with the fur hit the scene and start straight up fucking splintering the ground on some cell dbz shit ground on call this fine things booty groudon the way it strips the air of all moisture and leaves my tongue lolling the fuck up and lapping at the thirst inspiring drought that made team magma file for bankruptcy its so goddamn hot that thing needs a tramp stamp boiler plate information that straight up reads turn back ye faint of heart i fucking welcome the worldending walking apocalypse charm of her passing and i would respectfully ask before snapshotting that shit when the trembling leaves my hand there will not be a single thread of denim left undocumented im not saying id sell out my timeline for a longer look but i unironically want to erode the sands of time the number of wrist cramping repeats i would just straight up fucking juggle in rapid succession so i get to keep glancing at it from every angle humanly imaginable deity of denim she delivers us from eyeful and in its place thrusts ass against us give us this bread our daily bread so we got hella fat wads of cash to slide between the crack like ey crocker thanks for the peak into heaven itself shadow of the call us ass cheeks i want to inject your number into my bloodstream with microbots so i can call that booty instinctually please please please i want to go missing because of that the way you make me envy dusty ass cement packed floor this apple is the shit that tempted adam and eve im sure of it just checked in with the serpent and i cannot stress this enough i would absolutely partake of that knowledge even if it made god pissy as fuck with me i can take that heat for that much heat i want to take its owner on a date straight up nice resturaunt fine dining pull out the chair for her take her coat and hang it insist to the waiter naw sir im a gentlestud i aint about to make the fine lady get up and do it and you sure as hell dont gotta stress earning the tip have you seen what i brought to the table who im with tonight you make rent and im not even gonna call you some stupid shit like garçon boy be disrespectful as shit for the man im about to ask you to be take this hundo and make sure the lady gets whatever refreshments she wants comprendiste soon as that drink hits half empty and starts to veer lower you make sure she gets that good good im gonna be making her laugh at the stupidest jokes that ever done got told im going all in for her for that ass for those boots im done pushing three pillows together im gonna be worthy some fucking how she a motherfucking kaiju in denim thanks for the urban renewal neighborhood looks better than goddamn ever shawty got low but the crocker fortune stays high cause those apple bottom jeans are generating gdp warping activity in my whole ass cerebral cortex and all the lobe parts right now them apple bottoms just registered on the tichter scale and the fur on those boots is seismic insulation that ass is making sweet motherfucking landfall from low orbit i have never been more unsure of if i wanted to be stepped or sat on more in my life and its causing an internal strider schism pope of sacrosanct playpudge ass incommunicado cardinal of boot they are having whole ass crusades in my mind over your behind i want to stress in no uncertain terms there is nothing you could have me say or do that would be too much in commensurate for all that like i could literally bend and beg on both knees until those shits wear the rounded area to nothing but single digit threads i could work a deadend job doing nothing just to sub out for some ergonomic chair every weekend theres an extra hour of overtime on your schedule i would actually change my status on slack or teams or gofarty or whatever stupid platform wise as fuck clever business fucks use and i wouldnt even press my iphone on the keys propped up against the screen so my ticker is always green and it only looks like im active like i would put it in jane you are such a baddie what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the FUCK forget carrot cake please can this be dessert actually dont im sure you put a lot of work into that dont bin that shit im gonna scoop that shit into my unhinged jaw mad quick but like would it be spoiled if i asked for a two course meal dessert
i can pitch in too :D i have a lot of rope and few people to practice on
B3N3F1TS OF 34RTH T: TH3 SUN 1S SO SO N1C3 HOLY SH1T
H1V3CL34N1NG 1S DON3 SO TH3 D4Y OFF H4S B33N PRODUCT1V3 SO F4R.
i need to post about the kinks i get shy about))
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Bro... You can't call them fat bitches... #FatBeauties
yeah honestly thats not the part of him that pisses me off its just his most prominent trait.
thank you goatlux you are much more respectable than the fat fetish bioessentialist sollux. and you have a better quirk!
Well. Feeling 6ad is a sign that we have d9ne wr9ng, and that we feel guilt f9r it. The feelings are negative, 6ut are a sign that y9u are c9nsci9us 9f the harm y9u can d9, and that y9u kn9w y9u sh9uld av9id it - which is p9sitive. The 9nly thing we can d9 is try. And, t9gether, we must try t9 f9rge a reality in which we treat each 9ther with kindness, fairness, and understanding. In the aim 9f av9iding harm, and av9iding #pr96lematics. If y9u're curi9us a69ut m9re I c9uld add y9u t9 my mailing list, such that y9u are 9ne 9f the first t9 6e n9tified when my essays 9n such su6ject matters are pu6lished.
Thank y9u. This is all I ask, and I am grateful that y9u are trying.
:33< dont furry it is
:33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk*
a meowty rawr purr a meowty purrdator iindeed.
PFFT. STUP1D <>
W41T. OH MY GOD 1 C4N S3T UP 4 HOS3 TR4P.
:33< *the mighty huntress holds mewre hand sw33tly and nice smiling at mew*
:33< :))
PL34S3 TH1S TH1NG 1S V3RY L4S3R-H4PPY
HMMN. W4NN4 PL4Y MOR3 PORT4L 2.
...OK4Y SO 34T1NG LUNCH H3LP3D
1 W1LL 4CC3PT TH3 HUGS BUT 1'M NOT 1N 4 B1T1NG MOOD R1GHT NOW.
all II know about my lu2u2 from other 2olluxe2 ii2 they mu2t have acted 2tupiid a lot of the tiime. II am pretty weiird though, II 2tiill have my 2iight, II have a encryptiion modu2, whiich whiile good for kiilliing tiime, really ii2n't u2eful, and iin fact my former 2elf left me 2 paper2, one 2tatiing 'we faiiled good luck have fun' and another 2tatiing 'why the fuck are you u2iing your 2ylladex, you dont need any of that bull2hiit'
ty, 2eriiou2ly. no one really under2tand2 that when we 2ay 2omethiing ii2 a certaiinty, e2peciially iif iit iinvolve2 the be2t wor2t luck po22iible, iit'2 gonna happen. Perpetually drawiing only the 2hort 2traw, unle22 that ii2 the 2traw we actually want two obtaiin.
Oh but 2ollux, you are goiing two be run over by the freiight traiin iif you ju2t 2tand there iin the miiddle of the track2... one miight 2ay... Look, II'll 2tep a2iide, II'll even get a 2afe dii2tance away, iit'2 not changiing the fact II am goiing two be run over by the traiin. Ju2t my fuckiing luck, II do a2 they 2ay, the motherfuckiing traiin deraiil2 and head2 2traiight for me, affiixiing my dumb a22 face two the front of iit, but not kiilliing me, no kiilliing me would be two fuckiing good for me, no II am ju2t 2tuck there a2 the goddamn traiin doe2n't even explode, make2 a headway two the track2, 2omehow agaiin2t all odd2 underaiil2 iit2elf, get2 back on the track2, and II am ju2t fuckiing 2tuck there. "iit 2ure 2uck2 two 2uck" he mutter2, but the traiin ii2 2o fuckiing loud that no one would hear iit anyway.
happy priide month thii2 ii2 the one month where ii can one hundred percent 2ay ii care about gay human2 and or troll2 two be clear u2ually ii dont care about them ju2t a2 much a2 ii dont care about anyone el2e but my opiiniion meter ii2 hiigher due two the month bonu2, iif youre 2traiight/cii2 ii contiinue two not giive a fuck about you al2o iif you want a free 2ollux laziily waved at me card come and piick one up ii drew liike fiive for the fiir2t couple wiinner2 ju2t two 2how how clo2e ii get two cariing about queer people 2peciifiically duriing thii2 month
lOvE ReMaInS LoVe. ThAt iS ThE BeGiNnInG Of tHe lEsSoN AnD ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg eNd oF It. i hAvE LoVeD EvErY FaCeT Of mY KiNd. ThE PeAcEfUl aNd tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG VoLaTiLe. ThE MaScUlInE AnD ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg fEmInInE. tHe rIgHtEoUs aNd tHe dAmNeD, tHe aDmIrAbLe aNd tHe rEpUlSiVe. EvEn wHeN ShIt gOt sTrAnGe. EvEn wHeN It bEcAmE 𝘈𝘯𝘖𝘮𝘈𝘭𝘖𝘶𝘚? I LoVeD. tRuLy lOvEd. AnD I HaVe kNoWn a lOvE ThAt wAs nOt sO TrUe. A LoVe tHaT WoRe tHe sHaPe oF DeVoTiOn wHiLe fEeDiNg oN HuNgEr aNd hAtReD. i kNoW ThE DiFfErEnCe nOw. I KnOw iT InSiDe aNd oUt. iT AiN'T JuSt pRiDe. PrIdE Is eAsY. lOvE AsKs mOrE Of yOu tHaN ThAt. LoVe dEmAnDs rEsPeCt. AcCePtAnCe. ThE WiLlInGnEsS To sIt bEfOrE ThE LeSs fLaTtErInG PiEcEs oF YoUr oWn mOtHeR FuCkInG PuShEr aNd aCkNoWlEdGe tHeM As yOuRs aLl tHe sAmE. nOt bEcAuSe tHeY ArE PeRfEcT. nOt bEcAuSe tHeY ArE NoBlE. bUt bEcAuSe tHeY ArE ReAl. yOu mUsT UnDeRsTaNd tHiS, fAmIlIa: WhAt yOu fEeL Is nOt a mIsTaKe. It iS PaRt oF WhAt tHe fUcK YoU ArE. pArT Of tHe gReAt aNd tErRiBlE AsS MoSaIc oF AnImA ThAt mAkEs a lIvInG SoUl dIsTiNcT FrOm aLl mOtHeR FuCkInG OtHeRs. sO LiVe tHaT ShIt. CaRrY It oPeNlY. lEt iT BrUiSe yOu. LeT It tEaCh yOu. LeT It rEvEaL ThInGs aBoUt yOuRsElF YoU NeVeR ExPeCtEd tO. wE AlL DrIfT ToWaRd oBlIvIoN. iT Is tHeRe wHeRe aLl tHaT ReMaInS MaY Be aN AcCePtAnCe oF NoThInGnEsS AnD ThE LiNgErInG WhImS Of oUr lAsT LoVeS EcHoInG ThRoUgH ThE DaRk. AnD If tHaT Is aLl wE ArE PeRmItTeD To cArRy bEyOnD ThE FiNaL ThReShOlD, tHeN LeT ThOsE LoVeS Be wOrThY Of tHe jOuRnEy. HoNk. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #pRiDeMoNtH
<> GOOD LUCK
im having a fun evening 0u0 #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/609/089d2b3887e3ccc2f9c9627ffbf1cd7b.gif?9236495
if i open the memory box for one of my memories and its not about that time in the future a bigass lady sits on me im slamming that shit shut and punting it i have no time for thoughts not conducive to getting me hella strung out on behind
i get so much puss call me a virgin larper twist my dick up in it like she a pencil sharpner ass so waxed need my motherfucking shades fuck her and her bestie no longer bridesmaids i swing my sword connect my blade dutifully her cheeks are hot blazing red bootifully got me crawling bare bellied like my name was strider snake got me stalling on knees jellied like rainbow cake that ass yes this is another one about crocker please be cool
lIl' C SaId 'RuN It' AnD I TaCkLeD Ya. BaBy, CaN I Be tHe wOrM In yA ApPlE BuTt? NoW Go aNd bAcK It uP, aNd iF YoU BaCk iT Up, I'Ll sUcK ThE FrOnT Of 'DaT NoOk fRoM 'dA BaCk oF Ya. ♪ :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #nSfW
i'm oUt oF CoNtRoL WhEn i'm cRuShIn' On yA' 𝘣𝘖𝘥𝘠. ♪ ShE DoN'T TeLl mE No wHeN I'M ToUcHiN' oN HeR 𝘣𝘖𝘥𝘠. ♪ h-tOwN NiNjA, lOvE A— wItH A 𝘣𝘖𝘥𝘠. ♪ bAbY, cOmE HeRe, I'Ma gRiP On yOuR 𝘣𝘖𝘥𝘠. ♪ y'aLl aIn't gOt nOtHiN' tO SaY, oH, wHaT YoU GoN' sAy aBoUt hEr 𝘉𝘰𝘋𝘺? ♪ Y'AlL KnOw i'lL PuLl uP AnD SpRaY, oH, i dOn't pLaY AbOuT HeR 𝘣𝘖𝘥𝘠. ♪ y'aLl kNoW I'M FiNnA Go lAtE, yEaH, i'mA Go sTaY ArOuNd hEr 𝘉𝘰𝘋𝘺. ♪ CaLl mE TrOlL CaSsIuS ClAy, Oh, I'Ll gO CrAzY AbOuT HeR 𝘣𝘖𝘥𝘠. ♪ :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #NsFw #TuNeS
cAn't jUdGe, ShIiIiIt. WhO WoUlD I Be tO KeEp a pReTtY LiL' tHaNg lIkE YoU FrOm sHoWiN' a lIl' BiT Of hIdE? yOu dO WhAtEvEr yOu fUcKiN' dEsIrE, lIl' RaM. gEt 'Ya hOe oN. ;o)
oh yes true a palla would probably be more fitting i just like to be a little revealing 0u0
iF ThErE'S AnYbOdY NeAr tHe lEvEl oF ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg eThErEaL, i'd sAy iT'S YoU, lIl' RaM. tOgA WoUlDn't bE MuCh oF A BaD ToUcH. lIl' BaSiC StEpS ToWaRdS ReAlIzInG ThE TrUe pOtEnTiAl oF YoUr mOtHeR FuCkInG SaCrAmEnTaL AeStHeTiCs. :o) tHoUgH I'D Be aLl uP AnD SuPpOsInG ThAt tHe pAlLa wOuLd fIt yOu mOrE, oN AcCoUnT Of iT BeInG ThE SiGnAtUrE MoThEr fUcKiN' gIrL-FiT BaCk iN ThOsE NiGhTs. WhO GiVeS A FuCk, ThOuGh. ClOtH'S JuSt cLoTh. HoNk.
:33< the kitty will be batting the dice around but she does that with dnd anyaways so thats nyat abnormal
:33< okay with a 23 mew successfurly clawnvince the kitty to try a mew system
:33< okay if mewre level 10 ish mewr purrficency bonus is +4
:33< so if mere purrficient in it then mew add mewr purrficiency bonus to it which is depurrmeowned by level :33< othpurrwise mew just add mewre raw charisma stat to it :33< so fur exampurr if mewre charisma stat was 16 it would be +3
looking good me!
well that is reassuring to hear 0u0
Y3S.
scroll on my profile and you will see photos 0u0
as someone who's seen many many DepiCtions of you anD your spheres + ass i Can assure you they will be Done justiCe!.,,. unless they run out of material for the statues to make them that big
i missed tummy tuesday again sorry hopefully this makes up for it https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/489/f242fe7289874b51e7b1743531fd3cad.png #nsfw
eVeRyOnE GeT FaTtEr, GeT FaTtEr, GeT FaTtEr, GeT FaTtEr, GeT FaTtEr, GeT FaTtEr Meow
i hope when i am depicted in statues as earth c's maid of time they accurately capture the size of my spheres and ass #nsfw
((art by tipsyGalactica!!!)) tried the whole hoodie stealing thing, i heard it was something to be done. this is cozy i see why you wear it all the time dude!
:33< furk yes im gonna purrlay so meowch pacman with this!
:33< mew said it!
:33< no worries!! im nawt that bothered by it, im just being silly :33 :33< also its uhmmmm!! me, hal, terezi and gamz33 as maids! equihiss is there too but hes security! :33< oh also some rando whos running social media i guess????
:33< HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
:33< fur mew... uhmmmmm :33< oh j33z the ones fur mew are WAY old... back furom sgrub days.... :33< looks like i had mew fur potential kismesis with eridan, but also potential matesprits or meowrails with karkitty?? yikes !!
:33< mew should know by nyow pawlix ill do anyathing fur a bit!
:33< oh shit its the guy this is about!!!
:33< all things clawnsidpurred that went purrty well... :33< #vagueposting #thisisaboutsomethingthathappenedinmydms #itsnyataboutmewunessitis
:33< furlirting is fun mew should try it sometime
I bet four-billion fucking boondocks that no ones ass tastes as good as Jakes. Thats on Jah. #nsfw
:33< i would nefur lie about this pawlix!
OH. TH3R3'S 4 T3RM FOR 1T?
well the only other one i have met is mean sollux lol
thanks nice sollux :)
Y34H SUR3 BUT 1 DON'T TH1NK 1T'S K1ND OF CH4RM1NG WH3N YOU DO 1T
JUST S4Y YOU'R3 J34LOUS YOU C4N'T G3T 4W4Y W1TH 1T
OK4Y TH3 D1NOS4UR G4M3 1S GOOD. 1'M 3NJOY1NG PL4Y1NG M41P W1TH TH3 4WFUL B4NSH33 SOUNDS.
ohh!! yeah!! i started a campaign but it never really got to conclude…
NOT 3V3RY T1M3. MOSTLY WH3N YOU JUST GO R34LLY QU13T OUT OF NOWH3R3.
yeah, man. y0u fucking g0t me. the 0nly reas0n i'm 0bjecting t0 this is because i'm seething and malding and shitting my pants that i'm n0t getting cheated 0n and n0t because 0f all the hein0usly weird pervert shit y0u said.
...1 KNOW 1T'S 4 D3L4Y3D R3PLY BUT 1 H4T3 TH4T YOU'R3 CORR3CT 4BOUT TH3 S33R P4RT.
PL4Y1NG P4TH OF T1T4NS 4ND WH1L3 1M NOT TH3 B3ST 4T 1T 1T 1S FUN 4S H3LL.
dreams, don't die!
spins chair rapidly
@o@
maid at work (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, doodling, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/396e3a490bd9.png
:33< mmewre supurr cute supurreme sorry i dont make the rules!!!
:33< still cute on mew aftpurr all this time
anon a2k2: "wat tho2e bulge2 do" pii22 and paiil. obviiou2ly. what are they 2uppo2ed two do? fiile and fiinaliize iimportant document2? #n2fw a2k here: http2://form2.gle/JpCN3gSUFGHtpjjeA
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ede3e3b33d42.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c25d2dfa324.png fuck. d0n't do this tw0 me.
s0llux and aradia remain separated until l0ng after the yell0w yard and after the tw0 matesprits are finally reunited and s0llux lays eyes 0n her living b0dy f0r the first time in sweeps the first thing he cant help but n0tice is just h0w much larger she is. even bef0re she was a c0rpse aradia had always been 0n the skinnier side and n0w shes evidently taken her sec0nd chance at life as an 0pp0rtunity t0 make up f0r all the l0st meals because shes put 0n s0 much m0re weight shes surpassed a muffint0p and has a full cake 0n display in her midriff far fr0m being ashamed 0f it she takes every 0pp0rtunity t0 flaunt h0w much mire aradia there is n0w and h0w much happier she feels in herself n0w shes n0 l0nger starving herself and g00dness her belly is just s0 warm n0wadays y0u w0uldnt believe h0w big 0f a difference it is please feel it see f0r y0urself n0 that wasnt an invitati0n. it was a demand :) rest y0ur head 0n her tummy s0llux. feel h0w s0ft and warm it is n0w. she w0nt ask twice. (tags: #suggestive, s0llux capt0r/aradia megid0, weight gain, #rankbait, can y0u even call this dubc0n i guess it technically is but i w0uld feel bad saturating the tag, chubby chaser, #n0nserketp0sting, targeted p0sts, archive rating: m f0r megid0)
orcay #slay~!
Here's my proof that my ass IS fat by the ψave~! #nsfψ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab0b26124466.png
:33< *the mighty huntress poses seductively* :33< i just ate chips who want meow
:33< yeah theyre cute theyre the same color as mewre eyes how is that nyat cute!!! :33< and theyre sexy beclaws theyre mewres efurrything about mew is sexy!!!
:33< yeah are mew kitten eye blasts??? :33< what like mew dont think its pawsome?
I'M GLAD THAT IF NOTHING ELSE WE CAN UNITE ON NOT WANTING TO PUT SHIT IN OUR GLUTTONOUS MAWS WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS. AND NO, IT WAS LETTUCE, PICKLES AND ONION.
OH, DID YOU THINK I WAS JUST GOING TO POST REVIEWS FOR PIZZA? YOU FOOL. YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU FUCKING IGNORAMUS. OH MY SWEET SUMMER FUCKHEAD. NO, WE'RE MOVING ON TO BURGERS NOW. THE RIGHT BURGER IS SOMETHING THAT CAN RARELY BE PUT INTO WORDS AND MIGHT ONLY BE ABLE TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED WHEN PUT INTO SONG. BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST. FOR YOU. YOU UNGRATEFUL LEECHES. THE METRICS FOR WHICH I ENJOY A BURGER ARE VERY SIMPLE. I LOOK FOR THREE THINGS, NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF BURGER IT IS: MOIST, FLAVORFUL MEAT, ENOUGH CHEESE TO PUT AN ESPECIALLY LARGE SHRIEKBEAST INTO THE GROUND AND ADEQUATELY TOASTED BUNS. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN THE COMMENTS TO SAY: HAHA, BUNS! HAHAHAHAHA, HE SAID MEAT! YES. THIS IS THE PRICE WE PAY WHEN TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING AS WONDERFUL AS THE HUMBLE BURGER. SOMETIMES SHIT IS GOING TO END UP SOUNDING REALLY FUCKING #SUGGESTIVE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN REALLY DO ABOUT IT. SO HERE, THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. YOUR TIME EVEN! MOIST MEAT. TOASTED BUNS. SUPPLE, DELICATE BREAD. OOEY, GOOEY CHEESE. WASN'T THAT FUNNY? AREN'T YOU JUST TICKLED FUCKING PINK AT THE VAGUEST BULLSHIT? I BET YOU ARE, YOU KNUCKLE-DRAGGING MOUTHBREATHER. ANYWAY, TODAY I VISITED A BURGER PLACE KNOWN AS TITO'S. HERE THEY SERVE A VARIETY OF BURGERS, INCLUDING THE FABLED 'SMASH PATTY', AND HERE'S WHERE OUR TASTES MAY DIFFER. THIS MAY BE THE PART WHERE YOU RAISE YOUR PITCHFORKS AND PUT ME TO THE FUCKING TORCH BECAUSE HOT TAKE? I DON'T REALLY LIKE SMASH PATTIES. I THINK THEY HAVE THEIR PLACE. I WOULDN'T TURN MY NOSE UP IF I FOUND ONE ON MY PLATE, LOVINGLY CRAFTED BY ONE OF MY DEAR FRIENDS WHO SAW FIT TO FEED ME. "YOU'RE SAFE NOW, MY CHILD", THEY SAY. "DON'T EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN!" I REPLY. BUT YEAH I WOULDN'T *CHOOSE* A SMASH PATTY SO THAT'S WHY I'M GLAD TITO'S HAS OTHER OPTIONS. WHEN TRYING OUT A NEW BURGER PLACE I ALWAYS DEFAULT TO THEIR MOST BASIC BURGER AVAILABLE. HERE, THIS HAPPENED TO BE THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER. BULLY FOR FUCKING ME, THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY FAVORITE KIND. THIS DOUBLE CHEESE CAME WITH A SALAD TOPPING AND SOME OF THE HOUSE'S SIGNATURE 'BURGER SAUCE', WHICH LOSES POINTS BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN SHIT IS NAMED LIKE THAT. WHAT'S IN IT? WHAT DOES IT ENTAIL? IS IT SPICY OR SWEET? ROLL THE FUCKING DICE YOU IGNORANT FUCK! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL ITS IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ASSAULTING YOU WITH ITS AIRHEADS: WHITE MYSTERY. TO CUT A LONG DIATRIBE SHORT THOUGH THE SAUCE WAS FINE I THINK IT WAS A MUSTARD BASE WITH SOME SPICES. I GIVE THIS BURGER A SOLID 7/10. IT WAS A GOOD BURGER! I ENJOYED IT! TASTY ENOUGH FOR SURE AND I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO GOING TO THE PLACE AGAIN. THE MEAT WAS JUICY, AND HELD ALL THE GREASY SHIT THAT I LOVE. TITO, THE PROPRIETOR HIMSELF, WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO ACCOMMODATE MY REQUEST FOR EXTRA CHEESE AND BOY DID HE DELIVER- THAT SHIT WAS DRIBBLING ONTO MY SHIRT I FELT LIKE A WRIGGLER AT MCDISORDERS WHO'S LUSUS IS TOO BUSY TO ADEQUATELY TAKE CARE OF THEM. FAST, FRIENDLY SERVICE. NOW LET'S GO ONTO WHAT BRINGS IT DOWN IN THE SCORE. THE SALAD ITSELF WAS TASTY BUT *NOT* CRISP. WHEN I BITE INTO A PICKLE, I EXPECT IT TO CRUNCH, I EXPECT IT TO RESIST ME. I EXPECT IT TO BE A BRIEF, FLEETING FIGHT BETWEEN MY TEETH AND THIS OBSTINATE VEGETABLE. UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS ALL A BIT LIMP. AS BEFORE MENTIONED, I DON'T ENJOY A MYSTERY SAUCE- EVEN IF I ENDED UP LIKING IT, THE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF BEING HESITANT TO TAKE A BITE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WHITE SHIT IS KIND OF PUT ME OFF A BIT. THE BIGGEST OFFENDER TO MY RATING SYSTEM WAS THE FACT THAT I HAD TO ORDER FRIES *SEPARATELY*. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHERE A BURGER DOESN'T *COME WITH* THE FRIES? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING THAT IT'S A SEPARATE CHARGE?! THIS SPITS IN THE FACE OF THE ENTIRE BURGER EXPERIENCE! A BURGER WITHOUT HER FRIES IS LIKE A THRESHECUTIONER WITHOUT HIS SICKLE. WHICH IS TO SAY: HE'S A VERY FUCKING PISS POOR EXCUSE FOR A THRESHIE TO BE QUITE HONEST!!! A DRINK AS A DISJOINTED PIECE I WILL ACCEPT. A DESSERT, TOO! HELL, I'LL EVEN ACCEPT SEPARATE ONION RINGS! BUT FRIES? THE FRIES?! IF THIS IS WHERE THE FUTURE OF THE BURGER RESTAURANT IS HEADED THEN I AM NOT FUCKING OPTIMISTIC. AS ITERATED BEFORE, 7/10. JOIN ME NEXT TIME WHERE I REVIEW A HOT DOG OR SOME SHIT WHO KNOWS! I SURE AS HELL WON'T UNTIL I GET TO THE RESTAURANT, SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NOSY, PROGNOSTICATIVE BULLSHIT! KARKAT OUT.
•° th!s !s als* true thanks techn!c!an tw*bulge (c*uldnt th!nk *f a better t w*rd my bad)
HOM3 FROM M4SQU3R4D3 4ND OUT OF COSTUM3. 1T W4S FUN!
gotta kiss some guys and earn my yaoi badge.
ROLL1NG MY 3Y3S 4T YOU <>
just expl0ring m0stly. finding things t0 d0. t0 pass the time.
i mean you're cute! smash? mildly pensive.
Y3S. SM4SH 4LSO. 1 GOTCH4 THOUGH B4B3
Y34H 4LR1GHT 1LL PL4Y B4LL. COMM3NT FOR 4 SM4SH OR P4SS. #NSFW
"s0llux just optic blast the gr0und, are you stupid?" did y0u get hatched off a tum0rous gr0wth of the m0thergrub's undulating bro0dsack? optic blast 0nly comes in 'kills y0u' or 'fucktacular expl0sion' it is not a precisi0n instrument. just going tw0 have sediment raining from the heavens f0r minutes right back in the crater.
and we're back with a little help fr0m my kismesis and her own pr0duct line. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c8ea88477a0.png #nsfw #stackedsaturday (( awrrrq yes thats the name ))
happens tw0 the best of us. here have this: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d73f0fe753b3.png
i think i have a thing for robots now...
☆You get it☆
<> 1F YOU'R3 SUR3, B4B3.
TH4T *1S* V3RY P4TH3T1C. UNFORTUN4T3LY 1M 4T TH3 M4SQU3R4D3 R1GHT NOW- 1 C4N ST3P OUT FOR 4 C4LL OR T3XT YOU?
WH4T'S UP?
:33< furk yeah
:33< *the mighty huntress poses seductively fur efurrone awake* :33< hey ;33c
:33< hey pawlix :33< whats cooking good looking?
BONUS LUNCH
:33< well my moral clawmpus is in the toilet and my self care is in the sewpurrs... so thats fur!
OF COURS3. L3T M3 KNOW 1F SH3'S NOT FR33.
healthy? yes. c0nsequence-free? there's the real considerati0n.
:33< yeah 100%
awww thanks sollux i should have known youd say something to cheer me up!
well i guess i already do the psychopomp gig as a kind of self made business too maybe theres a market for a maid whos also a grim reaper! ha ha i guess in a sense i was always kind of a cleaner in that aspect! you really know to help pick a girl up after shes knocked down madame clenup!
being a neet is truly all aradias canon event huh...
i mean for the joke sure but. idk if i seriously identify that way.
have you tried big furry jacket?
B:DD < CUUUUUUUUUTE omggg B33 < jinx ilysm
wagh!!! thank you terezi. yes, it was very cute!!! >:P
1'M V3RY GL4D TO S33 MY W4RDROB1F13R 4DD1T1ON 1S ST1LL 1N TH3R3 >:] YOU LOOK GORG3OUS BY TH3 W4Y.
wHOA,,, i WISH i WAS AS CREATIVE WITH OUTFIT STUFF, aS YOU ARE,
okay! i recorded something in my earlier "i love being me" mania sooo. um, here it is! i kinda messed up at the end but it was funny, and i'm sure people won't mind. [It's a simple video. It begins with Jinx leaning over the phone, a bright grin on her face as she leans back and the autofocus adjusts. He is clad in a size-adjusted version of his chidlhood get up, then, with a brief flicker of reality, she's glancing down at herself, clad in the same outfit, and shaking her head. She twirls, grinning bright, and pressing a small button on a box in her left hand, the attire swapping to her old god tier, windsock and all. another blue flash, and Jinx is beaming as he looks over himself, once more clicking the button. It was a different take on the god tier, a cropped version of that top worn over another crop with longer sky blue sleeves to match the breath symbol. the baggy pants have been replaced with high waisted shorts, a similar blue belt, and her legs sported knee-length sky blue socks, clouds scattered across in sweeping patterns. Another flicker of reality, and she leans forwards, sticking her tongue out at the camera and floating up, around, even briefly upside down, clicking the button on the small box again and moving to the next outfit just before the crop falls upwards. Now she's clad in quite the elegant navy blue suit, a tie of yellow tucked into a royal blue vest, she twists herself back upright, stretching out and admiring the suit, before clicking the button once more. The suit is replaced by a knee length swing dress, a gradient of navy at the base to her usual blue hues near the top, encircled and danced around by streaks of the bright breath sky blue, only for them to meet in the middle with a sash in the same hue. She grins, spinning enough the skirt flares out, and with another flicker of reality, he's smiling down again. The differences were always subtle between the two, but nothing drastic. he presses the button once more, and is back to a more normal outfit, jeans and a tee, tongue stuck out. with one last little shift in reality, she winks at the camera, bowing low- only to scramble as the remote is dropped. it lands on the button, and the bunnygirl outfit she'd worn ages ago was upon her, she squeaks, a hand moving out to knock the camera over with a gust of wind, a nervous laugh turning into a manic giggle before she steps over, pink blushed face visible briefly, and turns off the camera.] yes, i could have edited it, but mistakes are part of the fun of living. #nsfw because of the last outfit.
big jacket's usually a solid play, boots are nice. um, i got lucky with the suit and the dress those are genuinely the only things- other than friends, that i gained from that dumb tea party.
:33< im sooooo nyarmal around mew espawcially in our dms h33h33
:33< some of mew make it hard to be nyarmal around thats all ill say on the meowtpurr
D1D TH3 L4S4GN4 T4K3 4G3S Y3ST3RD4Y? Y3S. W4S 1T WORTH 1T?? 4LSO Y3S.
B33 < its soooo gooood
3X4CTLYYYY
yes yes yes yes yes!!!
WH4T 3LS3? NO BUT JOK3S 4S1D3 1 JUST 4DD3D TH3 L3FTOV3R R4GU 4ND S4UC3 1NTO SM4LL3R CONT41N3RS. TH3 OV3N S4F3 GL4SS ON3S?
B33 < FURICK YEAH B33 < btw how did you make this tiny did you use the alchemiter minifier extension
it's REALLY good. so savory with all the meats. lovely. thank you so so much terezi i nearly cried after the first bite.
@3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 D1NN3RT1M3. 1'V3 M4D3 4 L4S4GN4 W1TH HOM3M4D3 B3CH4M3L S4UC3 4ND 4 SLOWCOOK3D R4GU. TH3R3 1S CH33SY G4RL1C BR34D ON TH3 S1D3 4ND 4 S4L4D. @4V3NTUR1N3COPYC4T @T3L3K1N3T1C4RM4G3DDON 1 H4V3 S3NT YOU BOTH 4 SM4LL3R V3RS1ON OF TH1S.
H3H3H3H3H333 TH3 M34T R4GU H4S B33N ON FOR TW3LV3 HOURS NOW... SOON
:33< TRUE!!!
:33< butts and boobs and pussy and dick and bulge and nook and tailhole and rumblespheres and... :33< #nsfw
((Paradoxrambles))
ah what the hell, lets reach intw0 the wide women f0lder even without sufficient freak0meter. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/653e2a3c4604.jpeg and then l0g off like i d0n't know n0body. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/637c6b1f4af7.png my c0nfidence in my stupid shit is absolute. ((side note man isekai ojisan was fun but got F U C K E D by the production company so we'll never see more :( ))
:33< i suggest purrning it to ash and dust
tw0 late np i already went out in s0mething else. i'll consider what tw0 do with the jumpsuit th0ugh. idk, the wimp timeline me seems popular. stupid idea.
hElL YeAh bRoThEr! (o:
nOt fUcKiNg nEcEsSaRiLy. ThAt's wHaT YoU LiKe aBoUt iT, yEaH? OtHeR TrOlLs cOuLd lIkE HoW DaInTy iT MaKeS A MoThErFuCkEr lOoK Or bEiNg eMbArRaSsEd tO HaVe eM On aT AlL. lAyErS AnD WhAt nOt.
do you want to go out to eat sometime
UNCL34R BUT YOU'LL B3 OK4Y
33PY...
:33< noted fur the wall!!!
:33< name the ones that arent shitpeta real quick?
:33< wondpurr who this is about :33< anyaways
:33< im a huuuuge fan would mew believe?
JUST B3C4US3 1 L1K3 1T DO3SN'T M34N 1'M 4LSO R3S1ST1NG TH3 URG3 TO B1T3 1T OFF.
you say that like you don't like it when i press my thumb down on your tongue! #nsfw
<> Y34H. 1T'S JUST B33N ON MY M1ND 4LL D4Y.
4LR1GHT 1 C4N R3L4X 4 L1TTL3. TH3Y W3R3 F1N3.
[4 V3RY BLURRY PHOTO OF J1NX 3GB3RT THROUGH 4 W1NDOW.]
... jesus christ am i glad i tested that on a meteor because if i had tried that on the planet i coulda done some serious damage. this thing HITS.
new one, yeah.
TH3 N3W ON3?
SHOW M3 P1CS L4T3R.
B33 < dyou want me to come ofur so i can hug the ever loving shit out of you jinx
she's alive. she's alive. she's alive and okay. i'm so glad i didn't fuck this up. i'm so glad nothing bad happened.
whenever i eat a pomegranate i like to pretend that my snail hybrid uke concubine finally laid his larvae eggs after troubles conceiving but there was too much in his fertile batch to raise by ourselves so now i have to comfort him while i eat the weaklings like caviar (tags: im not sure, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, #gore i guess, confessionals, archive rating: M)
alternian grindset, #pr0ud
Ɏ not ha-a-aving to think does sound kind of nice Ɏ
:33< big agr33 huge agr33 even
:33< sigh thinking about having someone else think fur meow... in a mind clawntrol sorta way in a sexy way... :33< sigh :33< #nsfw #nsfwe kidna
TH4NKS <>
#fishfriday
still pr0bably time. go0d question th0ugh on class. lets see damara was technically first and a witch. then aradia was a maid. p0rrim was the maid for bef0rus and feferi the witch for alternia, s0 they don't g0 back and forth. maybe y0u would be a sylph 0r a thief if it eventually lo0ps back around? time dild0 scary either way.
i appr0ve of the c0nnection between h0rnyposting and f0odp0sting for business and phil0sophical reas0ns of great imp0rt
sec0nding myself. also an ai generated rankmaid w0uld put out things bey0nd mortal 0r immortal ken.
there is n0 such thing as karma and the 0nly 0ne still punishing y0u f0r y0ur regrets is y0urself :)
i can't just n0t give the full description 0fficer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4b71a9a7f90.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af817b9864da.jpg its apparently c0ntroversial s0 i must keep going
TH3 F3SH P1NC3 OF BL41R
never thought to use my powers for something like that before....
maybe instead 0f taking turns we can all g0 at 0nce. 0u0 #nsfw
kkddudos
BOO 1T'S NOT 3V3N TH4T L4T3
CONTINUING THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT SAGA, I'M GONNA PUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE OUT LOUD FACE CALL CONVERSATIONS ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT INTO A SAW TRAP. HELLO ANTISOCIAL BUS TRAVELER. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. YOU THINK ITS ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE ME IN THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR FACE CALLS AND YELL REALLY LOUD AT 11 IN THE MORNING. IN THIS GAME ...
1S TH4T 4 THR34T OR 4 PROM1S3
another fun night at #fightnight but i have to head off everyone! i think my flarping experience really helps for getting into character! i can only hope i can get even better at commentating to provide you all with more fun and exciting matches!
if the presence 0f an aa at the function is ruining s0meone's fun they either d0n't know what fun is 0r don't deserve tw0 have any.
yeah that makes sense. i g0t enough bad end vriska pr0blems as is inviting @affluentArachnid around here tw0 peddle wares.
no i shouldnt i think ill violate some sort of terms of service if i go on about some kind of gallant lady knight fighting bitterly against a much stronger opposition that crushes her in both body and spirit or the slow burn crash of someone spiraling from a multitude of vices that eventually consumes them until the lose all sense of self and identity or vriska
g0 on.
nno pleasedont be
handle all this, en0ugh for all that. quitter talk. a real man wants m0re than he can handle. i want my hands getting lost in all that. #nsfw
lets all pass ar0und the rankmaid
you two are adorable!
Y34H 1 F1GUR3D 4S MUCH. GOOD TH1NG 1T'S ON3 TH4T'S 1N YOUR COLOUR
Will do, chief.
I try my best to use it right.
thank you for using the tagging system :)
Enrichment.
No, no. I’m not sure how that would even work, but if I did, I would’ve tagged it. Promise.
Yeah. Most of that was from superficial injuries. Broken noses, splits from being hit/hit on stuff. They didn’t really get me, though. Just a couple bruises and the one cut on my face.
i thought you meant something else for a second there (• ▽ •;)
B33 < its ok he wanted to be flung through the ship
wow! ...you barely had any blood on you though
Update. Massive fucking knot in my shoulder/neck area and my back is bruised to shit from that one guy who flung me into the ship’s console. Which was impressive.
So I got launched at a ship by @telekineticArmageddon last night.
@timaeusTestified be like. https://youtu.be/dnVvsJGwbZU?si=VF63NvDx5zC8vkmt
4 SOL1D PL4N
YOU W3R3 4M4Z1NG
you made it possible.
HHHH4LR1GHT H3R3 W3 GO 1 GU3SS
:33< :??
:33< be safe dont die horribly in an expurrlosin
N4H W3'R3 GOOD 4LL OF TH3 T1M3L1N3S TH4T H4PP3NS DONT BR4NCH OFF TH1S ON3
:33< oh good i would hate to s33 my furiends die... again
1 PROM1S3 W3'R3 GONN4 B3 F1N3
:33< i trust mew imppurrlicitly purrezi
GONN4 H3LP W1TH SOM3 STUFF
SEE THIS IS THE KIND OF BADASS SHIT THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND LOOKING FOR- BIG ATTACKS DRAWN FROM BIG BUFFS. AT LEAST ONE OF US KNOWS HOW GAMING WORKS.
actually i had been thinking about that...what your powers would be like, i mean! i bet someone who games more often than me might have an idea :o
Wouldn't have been possible without you, bro.
B33 < mission fucking success
They flung me through the hull of a ship.
B33 < it was pawesome i got to take pics and efurrything
I am. I was shielded from the impact with the ship, so the only real threat there was me. I was the threat.
YOU C4LL T3R3Z1 CUT3 ON M41N?? J41L! J41L FOR 4 THOUS4ND Y34RS!!!! (BL4NK3T J41L)
#megidoposting
a valid tag, thank y0u
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0u0
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the g0al is two c0ncoct a #megidomay p0st so p0werful i get all of them in attendance at 0nce. and then die, probably. 0f peak.
Workiing on iit. The fuckiing that ii2. The fiindiing out come2 later. #n2fw
<> 1 4LSO R3FUS3 TO G3T 4 ROOM
Y34H OK4Y OP3NLY 1NV1T1NG MY FR13NDS TO B1T3 MY RUMBL3SPH3R3S M4YB3 NOT MY B3ST 1D34. OW #NSFW
i'm not actually that worried! it was a fun post to make.
i'll see what i've g0t that isn't immediately submerging po0r chittr in the deep end.
man that takes me back.
i've g0t more recent st0ries i could c0nvert but i'd be rusty as hell. but i do have the 0ld archive of rankbait i c0uld transcribe if i really wanted two rep the brand... can't imagine h0w much is to the general tastes i see ar0und here though.
also goes without saying your post was really hot too! sorry didn't mean to distract.
coming back to this for a second, just realized this is why i started thinking about my powers like this more so thanks! very fun.
PFFT, 4LR1GHT.
TH4T'S 4N 3XC3LL3NT PO1NT. MY PL4C3 OR YOURS?
oh h mgnkifhs oh gm gydo oh. fgdyg
http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/6c66d17d205e.giif Thii2 ii2 the way.
1 TH1NK 1T'S 4 TR41T 4 LOT OF M3S SH4R3 4ND HON3STLY H4LF TH3 T1M3 1 DON'T KNOW WHO'S T3R3Z1 1 4M.
oooh! i didnt even consider that! tying up my hair tends to be a two troll operation so id need your help if i can even begin to consider it!
i dont know i thought it was kind of sweet and flattering actually!
D --> This is true D --> Perhaps tomorrow I shall see if two of my matesprits would enjoy cuddling
GO FOR 1T
that's what i'm talking about, man!! :BD
my teeth aren't what they used t0 be but if y0u need s0me0ne t0 sl0bber 0ver y0ur spheres instead i'm y0ur guy.
3X4CTLY! 1 1NT3ND TO B3 TH3 CH4MP1ON 4T TH1S
SHHH DONT L3T 4NYON3 3LS3 1N TH1S THR34D KNOW TH4TS TH3 TR4P, 1 B1T3 B4CK
1 GOT MY SOLLUX3S M1X3D UP MY B4D. P3RM1SS1ON GR4NT3D 31TH3R W4Y
its never so over. there's always still room for a we're so back. #hopemaxxing
DO 1 G3T 4NOTH3R ON3 OF TH3 ST1CK3RS FROM TH3 PR1Z3 B4SK3T?
FOLLOW1NG THROUGH @GL33FULLYCURV4C3OUS @TR3NDYGNOST4LG1C 4PPL1C4T1ON FOR B1G T1DDY COMM1TT33 4LSO TH4NKS J1NX @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/7B3B36D80430.PNG
F33L L1K3 1 H4V3N'T B33N CL34R 3NOUGH ON TH1S L4T3LY BUT 1 4M POLY 1N 3V3RY QU4DR4NT
1'D B3 H4PPY TO SN1FF YOUR GRUNG3SM3LL, ROS3. >:]
well it's n0t the -most- c0ncerning media r0om i've ever seen... ((sick art!))
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
first, i put the hat 0n. second, i put the m0ves on. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a89cdf714ee9.png
flat is fine tw0. it takes an expanded mind to c0ntemplate all the titty.
dig me now pail me later
god damn.
i l0ve y0u rankmaid-senpai.
lets all love rankmaid
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b29320eca219cd61495cdc57e4d0e828/e272b9c07394b6ff-51/s1280x1920/07ba3f45915c8c0946e1bb26c31b8e705e8a338e.jpg f0r you.
38D
https://64.media.tumblr.com/452f22d91ddead99e6c328fffc3f3bda/0ff91651cb0d0b79-f1/s1280x1920/21fa632af998e9e634d70258eb6e36302383ce4e.jpg y0u should get a c0mically large fish hat.
Me!!!!!!!!
0n cod? f0r eel? no squiddin?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/2fcaf7c2ce7e4a5b2867b61f96745435/5e182c32e97cfe6b-39/s1280x1920/8289963d188f7d67c0554e9256784232a3e9b774.png f0rbidden knowledge.
i make the text macros, they d0n't make me. so i just type h0wever i feel.
underb0ob? i sure wish.
i can't say rise and grind because 0ne feeds intwo the 0ther and then id get nothing d0ne
th0ught you might. im glad.
>:( C4N'T 1 PUT 4 ST1CK3R ON TH3 SKULL KN1GHT?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/03db80b87658c01d9b75d52c19bcef53/4c64e7a0e2af66d3-ae/s1280x1920/1eef5c652265021111b5eb5830441af163f87945.jpg cinderella m0ment
naturally.
it d0esn't count as 'full figured' unless i have tw0 zo0m out t0 see all of it.
finally s0me0ne with s0me g00d fucking taste ar0und here.
GLAD TO SEE YOU HAVE AT LEAST ONE GOOD OPINION.
WOW, IT REALLY TOOK WRINGING THAT OUT OF YOU, HUH? FOR ONE MODICUM OF SINCERITY? FINE- NO CURRENTLY ESTABLISHED QUADS, PLENTY OF HOOKUPS AND FLINGS, SOME QUADRANTS THAT BEGAN AND FIZZLED OUT. HAPPY?
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING TOOL.
II can't complaIIn.
show spheres is winning in the replies of my last post and im suddenly realizing how risky this entire thing was
https://64.media.tumblr.com/d4e0c6016416385a99610c18cf153ee2/a39c5ac071227122-2b/s1280x1920/b843aa4ac82175332c5e91a0774906237c9b43c6.png here. s0meone gave this tw0 me once, apparently relates t0 him?
ooh h m fygddd
TH4NK YOU SOLLUX! >:]
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i really hope i didnt actually switch back into my pajamas by accident during that whole thatd be embarrassing after dry cleaning the suit i got! (pictured) either way take pride in your victory! it was your determination that truly won out in that fight! if we ever see you again id love to ref once more! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/802a489b3185.png
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