♠ hated by @telekineticArmageddon
I'll try (most) anything once.
makes it worse on purpose.
#MYSUFFERING
Good boy.
GUESS WHAT I WANT. DO NOT ACT SURPRISE ON WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY.
THEN I CAN POKE ONE OF THEM, GOOD.
Bluh. Not my best again.
GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, THE MOMENT YOU FIGURED OUT I HAVE SPHERES AND YOU'RE ALREADY WANTING THEM IN YOUR FUCKING FACE! FINE, WHATEVER. I'LL SUFFOCATE YOU TOO! ANY FUCKING OTHER SOLLUX'S WANT TO BE SUFFOCATED IN MY SPHERES? LET ME GODDAMN KNOW BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M A CHARITY RAN SPHERE SUFFOCATER NOW!
AND AS FOR YOU, FUCK YOU. MY SPHERES ARE NOT FOR GRABS AT RANDOM ASSHOLE!
NOW I FEEL SHITTY, DID THIS ANNOY YOU THAT I SUDDENLY FEEL SHITTY?
YOU IMBECILE YOU CANT HANDLE ONE COMPLIMENT?
WHO WANNA SLAP MY STOMACH?
BECAUSE IM HUGE.
PROBABLY MEAT? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW JUST PICK A FUCKING FOOD GROUP AND HOPE IT WORKS!
I'M AT @twinAmnesias HIVE RIGHT NOW, WHAT THE FUCK.
IT'S A MEME, DO YOU NEED TO TO FLIP IT FOR YOU?
Keep me updated on your symptoms.
It's likely a horrorterror. It could also be possession.
Every time my #ParentingHacks are pitied, the greater the envy. Learn to take heed of my wisdom. #ParentingHacks
OH COME ON. SOME OF IT'S MECHANICS ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOD DAMN FUN. BEING ABLE TO STRETCH CAPTOR'S HIVE UP INTO INFINITY AND ANTAGONIZE HIM VIA REMOVING HIS WAY FORWARD TOWARDS THE GATES WAS PRIME KARKAT ENRICHMENT HOURS.
AGREED ON POINT B.
i am palepostin they are pitchpostin we are not th' saeme
DAMN IM SO CUTE.
hatin for literally NO reason
BULLSHIT. NOT FAIR. YOU GET TWO BEAMS, BEAMCLASH CHEATER.
FUCK! HOW HARD IS IT FOR ME TO SPELL THE NAME OF A STUPID WORTHLESS FISH. PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA THEIR ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY.
In your late 40s and talking about anime. Okay.
YOU SHOULD BE CLEAR ABOUT IT, CONSIDERING THAT WE ARE ON A MULTIDIMENSIONAL PLATFORM WITH INFINITE VERSIONS OF EVERY ONE OF US AND MORE. BUT SURE I GUESS IT CAN BE BOTH, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO ANYWAY BUT WASTE MY TIME STARING AT A SCREEN.
PITCH #YEARNING
:33 < it was an impulse
BIG SEX.
GOODLIGHT, I SHALL BE GOING TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS IN AN ATTEMPT TO CIRCUMVENT THE THOUGHT OF MYSELF IN BOOTYSHORTS.
SEX.
I WILL FIND YOUR CURRENT RESIDENCY, UNPLUG EVERY DEVICE YOU OWN AND MISPLACE YOUR ETHERNET CABLES.
DO NOT TEST MY PATIENCE SOLLUX.
DO NOT PUT ME IN FUCKING BOOTY SHORTS!
IN *FUCKING* CORRECT!
NOT REALLY, ALL I DO IS HORNYPOST.
HOW DARE YOU.
ALL OF THEM.
Shut up, dork.
Didn't I post this once? Anyway. *Sorceress noises*
to all karkats in the world: dw i dont mean anythin by that ily
just had the craziest dream i was brutally kickin karkats ass over some minor misunderstandin it was pretty awful but kinda cathartic too ngl #violence
GOOD, GET COMFORTABLE.
LETS ALL TAKE OUR ASSES TO BED AND SLEEP TOGETHER ATP. ROFL.
DON’T PISS ME OFF…
HOW DARE I POST ALL NIGHT, I MUST GET PUNISHED.
SHUT UP SOLLUX, YOU SOUND LIKE A NERD, IM GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD.
HOL UP, I GOTTA PREPARE MYSELF.
I WILL, I WOULD NEVER STEP BACK.
DON’T BE.
IM NOT MAD, ALL I SAID WAS EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU MAD?
IF WE BOUT TO FIGHT, THEN PULL UP. I’LL RIP YOU TO PIECES.
WELL, I CAN SAY THEY AREN'T NOTHING LIKE ME SINCE I'M THE DUMBEST VANTAS HERE.
HOLY FUCK THIS IS SUCH A COMPLIMENT.
MY NOOK IS DRIPPING FOR BULGE. EYE. #NSFW
YOU ARE ASKING THE WRONG VANTAS, I'M A WILD ANIMAL READY TO ATTACK SOMEONE. MY BAD.
...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NEP, IT'S ON MY *PROFILE* IN MY *BIO*- WHY ARE YOU ADDING ME TO YOUR SHIPPING WALL ANYWAYS????
4WWW.
I am quite proud myself, thank you very much.
Mirror-imaged eyes emoji.
He is... Particularly good. #vagueposting
HEY, MAN. I'M ALRIGHT. I KNOW HOW OUT OF FUCKING WACK THIS ALL MUST SOUND TO YOU, BUT BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS NORMAL WORKPLACE DIPSHIT HOURS BEHAVIOR. IT COMES WITH WORKING FOR THE FELT. I'LL LIVE, JUST. I DON'T KNOW. HANG TIGHT. ORDER A PIZZA MY WAY IF YOU CAN.
B33 < sips it B33 < but yeah sorry king you talk about wanting to get clawed and bit during pailing youre gonna get leijons et al in your replies h33h33
Ever thought of just not 8eing 8roke? Imagine. Couldn't 8e me.
no offense i think it's better the more unethical they are personally. #nsfw
:33< >:(( :33< fine domeownate meow here pawblicly too s33 if i give a shit :33< im gonna furkin go sit on my vibrator and cum my pan out instead of thinking about this little THING anyamore! :33< #nsfw
:33< its going to be deleted once i find out where its HIDING ITSELF LIKE A COWARD!!!
:33< <3 <> <3< c3<
:33< fur mew... uhmmmmm :33< oh j33z the ones fur mew are WAY old... back furom sgrub days.... :33< looks like i had mew fur potential kismesis with eridan, but also potential matesprits or meowrails with karkitty?? yikes !!
bold play here, lets see if it pans out
and we're back with a little help fr0m my kismesis and her own pr0duct line. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c8ea88477a0.png #nsfw #stackedsaturday (( awrrrq yes thats the name ))
SEE THIS IS THE KIND OF BADASS SHIT THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND LOOKING FOR- BIG ATTACKS DRAWN FROM BIG BUFFS. AT LEAST ONE OF US KNOWS HOW GAMING WORKS.
OH FUCK YOU, MAN! THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR POST AND I DON'T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION, BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW I WAS BEING CHARITABLE TOWARDS THESE OLIVER TWIST MOTHERFUCKERS. I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T KNOW JACK FROM SHIT ABOUT CHARITY THOUGH.