@telekineticArmageddon — #nsfw
#nsfw this is NOT a skill issue, its just that whenever i see guill0tina i become irrepressibly h0rny and lose all my mind for tactics.
#nsfw sometimes i w0nder if im missing out by n0t bott0ming. then i see how s0me of y0u actin, and i immediately go back tw0 enjoying my unb0thered top-0nly life.
trolls wh0 wont date humans and vice versa baffle me. youre seri0usly going tw0 pass on all this just because she has skin instead of chitin? y0u deny your weap0n its porp0ise. boz0. #nsfw [A selfie of a blushing Jane in lacy blue underwear, pouting down at Sollux. He's kneeling down, grabbing a handful of her chubby tummy & smushing his cheek against it, and throwing up a sideways peace sign. His fangs are bared in a grin and his forked tongue hangs out devilishly.]
sorry yall id j0in in the #bulgeposting mfers like tw0 do ar0und here but its hard two get a g0od perspective with all these FAT BIITCHE2 in the way. #nsfw
#nsfw in case any of y0u freaks feel like hearing about my sex life, i present with0ut further ado: H0W MY PARTNERS REACT TWO GETTING EATEN 0UT (i have all of these pe0ples permission tw0 post this inf0 publicly. they are all precious tw0 me and that is not diminished by me p0sting about g0ing down 0n them.) aa: LOVES sitting 0n my face which i am eternally thankful for. i t0ld her once i might suff0cate under allat as a joke and she said that made her really happy s0 we take those. basically starts b0uncing on it after a while, which is both cute and makes it clap. g0d, she's perfect. horr0rterror...Read more
yknow i used tw0 half-joke that tr0ll sir mix-a-lot was my ancest0r. both f0r obvious reas0ns and because "i wanna take you h0me and, uh, double up, uh, uh"? come the fuck 0n dude thats literally me. #nsfw #suggestive
chat i need two be n0rmal about this. im just making f0od f0r my awesome m0irail. im a normal guy. i can watch her eat with0ut being weird. #nsfw
#nsfw #megidomay me and aa frfr. yes, we are intertwined forever. yes, i see gl0om and despair and she reminds me that it, like all things, will pass with time. yes, i desperately need all that 0n me. these things can coexist. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98b4d3e24997.jpg
#nsfw #rankbait im thinking about using psii0nics for fucked up and evil reasons. ill be the first two admit im n0t the best telepath but i know enough two tease you. sitting acr0ss the ro0m on my handheld while y0u talk two 0ur friends, and all the things im thinking about doing tw0 you get transmitted right intw0 your mind. 0ccasionally glancing up just two watch y0u squirm. and sometimes i get excited tw0 and the connecti0n briefly gets fuzzy, my voice turning tw0 addled static in your head. its not my fault, y0ur adorable face just gets b0th of them so w0rked up. get worse f0r me. get more excited ...Read more
#nsfw fuck it bro the game was w0rth it. [Several pictures of Sollux's domestic life. The most notable is him laying on what appear to be Aradia's thighs, while Feferi smushes her chubby cheek against his gaunt-looking one and Terezi love-bites the other. The second is Jane standing on a windy balcony in a flowing nightgown; Sollux hugs her from behind with surprising tenderness. Then there's Sollux and Rose playing what, based on their varying states of clothing and the small pile of fabric by the board, appears to be strip chess...Sollux is losing badly. And finally a POV shot, looking down at Karkat...Read more
you b0o my puns but say n0thing about my h0rny. this seems like an obvi0us yes. fucking sweet. #nsfw
i want to fire s0me rent-lowering sh0ts but i also d0nt want to jump on and be h0rny right away. you could say im..... 0F TWO MINDS ab0ut it. #nsfw implied