♦ pitied by @naknakGodhead

Oh shit wait it's monday

shit dude IM the funny asshole around these parts

stop pitying that i told you im objectively correct about everything all the time always

well. i was called a twink before.

Woke up half naked and hungover on my roof, Already know things are going to be shitty. #substance

.enamel based bribes asidE .if youre not following me ,youre a loseR .i do make the ruleS .i also enforce theM

Indeed

no its a trap

my fuckin ears.

didn’t slEEp tOdAy. off to work

right.

why the fuck are you guys pitying that, i am happy.

k'uk'ulkan!!!! what a dreamboat. https://i.ibb.co/F4gJ121m/IMG-8724.png #yearning
THIS WATCH PARTY... SHOWED ME FERMENTED HORSE MILK... EVEN WHEN HE IS NOT HERE... I AM HAUNTED.

uuuugh.

vwas lookin for a post on grumblr and i forgot i said this to equius @equiusZahhak sorry gang gang, MY 8AD.

:33< i know right? :33< its so hard to catch a good road runpurr these days

One might think too many
Banned. No wows here.
Ɏ mea-a-an to me Ɏ
>[@bleakBleater zztop pozzting your mementozz and ready up.]<
SORRY GUYS 1M NO LONG3R 4LLOW3D TO HOLD H4NDS >:[

< https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_2544.png > WHO THE FU

OUGFUCK MEDEMON GOOP IN JY MOUTH

The biggest crime o+f all is I can't eat lust. My children can, but I can't. I go+t so+me lust demo+n po+wers, but I created the demo+ns with my hands rather than became o+ne myself. They're made in my image. But ho+rny blo+o+d tastes go+o+d to+o+.

Fuck!

I'm burying mys)(ellf at sea, brb.

)(umm. Totally for no reason w)(atsoebber, but I'm gonna scoot on out of )(ere for now.

Keep That Mask On

say peac0ck and n0 0ne bats an eye but say p00pc0ck and s0ciety thr0ws a hissy fit #shitp0sting

Oh wow. This is worse than I would've thought.
Don't.

Its a tragedy, sometimes.

If I somehow can't come back from this. I love you all.

because chittr knows you should never skip me. learn from this!!

for once i accept the pity.

ok, i already got two pities, ha ha guys funny, thats enough.

:33< this ones fur mew ladies! :33< *the mighyt huntress kicks the soccpurr ball directly into the side of the goal net bouncing it off and hitting her in the face knocking her unclawncious the crowd goes wild no medics come to help her*
i don't exactly know how to feel seeing jack is hating my sexy posts.

I'm g∞nna be real with y∞u d∞ll it kinda sucks.

₍^. .^₎⟆ ! hate Mondays꠹

>:εε pounc3 is humorous som3tim3s ;33 ~
:33 < nefur let karkitty try to teach anypawdy the rules to a board game :33 < ive nefur purred him yell so loud befur :33 < no chance of another game night beclaws the rulebook has b33n torn to pieces ://

sleep unsuCCessful 6ut the pain is gone so that'll do for me.

I always am.

⦓ ... I have decided I do not like you. ⦔

yes.it.does

X00< augh!!! ://< i slept wrong *ac whines* X00< my lower back....

d1dn't even get to f1n1sh that mov1e btw... damz started throw1ng the t1nks and 1 k1cked em both outta the h1ve... can only 1mag1ne 1t ended 1n, l1ke, a bad*ss exorc1sm and they all l1ved happ1ly ever after... }:) #Obsess1onL1veWatch

ew
Unchained and now untethered by the chains of life. Or, unlife. I do not recall if he was a ghost or not...

why am i getting pitied for that the fuck?
i decided to both hate and pity this post for this

No.

I'm going to pass on that one.

minus ten eridan points

not you.

၄⋆၃ sleep deprivation

I cAnnOt fInd frIEnd cUrrEEs prOfIlE! Am... I jUst UnAblE tO fInd It Or... hE wOUldn't dElEtE It wOUld hE? cAn sOmEOnE AssIst mE plEAsE?

▼????????????????????????????????????????????????▲

i get my hopes up and then ee punches me in the side.

no dream is a good dream, cause the only one's i remember are nightmare's.

i already been up little dude the days passed me by. timezone's and shit. but yeah i had a good dream this morning i guess, on account of the fact i remember nothing about it

:33 < nope, i've nefurr had any that good!

ex4ctly so fuck th4t ####

Maybe I should go back to League of Legends.

Not even a word. Not even a warning. So much for "treasured friendships".

I want my Cheese!
I DREAMT THAT I WAZ HAVNG A GRUBCRAFT PVP WITH TROLL MR BEAZT

Being hurtled through multiple bad realities that I failed to stop.

thanks my child

hOpItAl

shoo
Aren't they all also Dave? No thank you.
I Wish I Really Really Wish I Wasn’t A Virgin

didn't take after dad i guess.
[I $U#KED $O MU#H BULGE MY JAW HURT$ OUUUUGHHHH #N$FW]
I Am Never In Any Need Of "sex" Nor "self-stimulation" Because, Firstly, I Don't Feel Anything And Second I Simply Don't Have A Biological Need To. #nsfw

GOOD!!!!!!!!

N E V E R
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Please n9te that I did n9t c9nsent t9 6eing 9n that list. D9 n9t take my num6er as a warning sign. TW: #D9cScratch #Lists #Placements #T9p10 #C9nsent #InternetSafety

₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎https://i.pinimg.cøm/øriginals/64/42/3a/64423a477357fa119fcee1fb7ca04e60.gif˚.⭒

₍^. .^₎⟆ ꠹
※ NOTICE: Please stop pitying mmy "Chitts". I was previously one of the mmost highly sought-after intermmediaries on Beforus. That's not very pitiful. - Also, I amm literally winning right now. Hashtag, not pitiful.
"sweet girl, why you chubby? you need lose weight". mom. if you wanted me to be stick thin, you shouldnt have married my hispanic father. literally shut up. #mommyissues #mymomhasissues #cw-body-shaming #cw-fatshaming #vent
hAng on pAuse be1ng crAzy 1n th1s mAns dms brb

I cant be h0rny if there's an animal there

that anon who said the7 wanted to dive into m7 tits didn’t (onta(t me. shame #nsfw

I’M SORRY, CONDESCE I DIDN’T MEAN IT PLEASE DON’T HATE MY CHITTS UR SO SEXY AHAH

Truly. There was coffee /everywhere/ when I did that. Then it all solidified into a goop at the bottom of the mug.

This does not sound particularly fun. Though I guess technically it would be at least partly sweet.

Have done this before, can report that it was not great!

THE STUPID NAK IS BACK ON THE DASH >:/
I don't need approval for ψhateva I do, but I reely do fuckin vibe ψith Condy, I'm shore the dead beach here ψas semi coral too. To bad dat beach dead.
RUNS DEAD!!!!!!!!! DEAD DEAD DEAD I KILLED IT AGHGHGH :( SPLIT: 6:34

i caught my tail. the dream has died
Ehm....I...stepped on his lawn... (ó . ò ❀) #neighborhour

uhh pass bc i dont fuck animals #nsfwe?
Man, what a 8ummer of a human holiday.

Id bl0ck me t00 tbh
Goatmom, ≈e do this every time of the partial s≈eep, huh? I miss you. I hope that you are proud of the troll I've become. Rest easy ≈herever your soul lay.

Word of advice Never get hungover if you have ears good enough to hear a needle drop in a haystack a mile away
♯ an⨂tha night an⨂ther shite fuckin shift at this piece a shit j⨂b there's N⊗ FUCKIN REAS⊗N t⨂ have all this paperw⨂rk. just kill the guy. d⨂n't even care what he's d⨂ne but if ya g⨂nna kill em then D⊗ IT ALREADY #vent

Noow this is what i call a succesful pitybait

i wwasnt evven necessarily callin her an animal is the thing

🎂🐞🪲🐜💝

earthworm jim for the gameboy advanced.

0h i understand

I d0nt need life advice fr0m a thirst p0sting reptile

L34V3 M3 4LON3! 1 JUST WOK3 UP. >:[
Got a fat ass and nice tits, but at what cost? (Back pain)

You. #vagueposting #trueVaguePosting
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THAT IS ONCE TOO MANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING GET YOU. >:/

:33 < nuh uh. i would hit a naknak

infinite cinnamon rolls?? :o
yeesh you ever type something out and then realize that wow posting this would be kind of embarrassing maybe i shouldnt do that? :\

:33< shitpeta noinses

h
mgihgt have to layyy down... hot chip and choco milk gav me tummyyyache...... #thecurse
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