Harassment Consort
@naknakGodhead
like my posts ill send you **** pics
i think cami is pretty cool
what a beautiful morning to not drink coffee for
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consort tip: most consorts are immune to lycanthropy by default but through alchemy their physiology can be freely altered. if you want an army of iguanawolves your only limit is your imagination
consort tip: through the course of your sburb adventure you may encounter random events ranging from rare enemies to unique loot. these will not spawn until 72 hours into the game so as long as you dont try to beat the whole thing in one day youre in for a treat
@geodeGardener getting mixed messages from you liking and hating my chitts
i had a pretty good track record of deaths up until those eldritch monsters invaded. i have no feasible way of tracking how many times they got me before i got saved nak nak nak nak nak nak nak i must have had like 3 deaths to my name before that
or my lack of a name at least
out of all the things that reset for us at at the start of every day im glad our memory isnt one of them. if i was forced into an adam sandler movie i think id disintegrate myself
You're going to have to pry that money from the Sandler himself my crocodile pal
i can carry it and put it down. or i can captchalogue it can alchemize it into a bunch of other cool things. i just cant shoot it
time to do my morning nap under a heat lamp
a nakky morning to all who celebrate
thanks for always reading my posts whether you wanted to or not everybody
today im celebrating nakkadile day. i celebrate by being a nakkadile for 364 days in a row
what if there was a program that used facial recognition as a password but you have to make a certain expression to unlock your computer. like closing one eye and sticking your tongue out or something
consorts dont have an inherent sense of self preservation. well just keep running into walls unless we make the conscious recognition that we should probably stop doing this since it hurts nak nak nak nak nak
there are many times im thankful to not be a sprite. being burdened by so much knowledge and responsibility is a weight id hate to carry. it would be nice to shoot a laser sometimes though
Do you need a code for a laser gun?
no i have plenty of laser guns that one seadweller guy used naknaknak but i cant use any of them without a strife specibus. thats besides the point though since i wanna be able to shoot it from my hands
i dont even technically need money anymore but im still gonna ask all my dads for more every chance i get
actually being in the red is a consort phrase and it means being positive so you owe me money again by that logic nak nak nak nak nak
anything for my deadbeat dad to get out of paying his son after he crashed the economy and made us all homeless naknaknaknaknak wheres your sense of morality!!!
arent you living in the old apartment you know how much cool stuff is left in there besides is it really my fault you cant do math
no i dont live in that one. my heros favorite consort lives in that one. ive got my own. dont think ill ignore the way you pass off responsibility for tanking so many livelihoods! giving back to the community is just one of many ways for you to repent
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i wonder what i should eat today. a burger with buns made of jumbo shrimp? a hot dog but the dog is a long gyoza? spaghetti calimari? nak nak nak nak nak nak nak too many options
im glad my hero hasnt figured out to alchemize naks with any trolls. i cant imagine seeing a bunch of crocs running around with horns
im much like a pokemon myself. i can be captured and i have cool moves