Harassment Consort
@naknakGodhead
like my posts ill send you **** pics
consort tip: if you find yourself coming into contact with a disease or a curse you dont recognize that actually might be one of the only times you cant rely on a consort to help you out. consult a wizard
consort tip: during the course of your sburb adventure you may encounter alternate timeline versions of yourself. dont try to figure out who the doomed one is. it might be you! just go with the flow and everything will work out probably
my hero found a way to inject background music onto the planet. i hear snoop dog everywhere i walk now...
consort tip: interdimensional travel can be achieved through various means! the go to for sburb is equipment but you can also use magic if you have the affinity for it. ask your local consort sprite or eldritch horror for details
consort tip: marriage doesnt technically exist on LOHAC. there are rare cases in which one will attach a mate for life but theres no formal ceremony! were all game constructs so its outside our programming
consort tip: every time you kill a consort you earn one negative karma. no one knows what happens if this accumulates too much but eridan killed a lot of his and well you all know what happened to him
What if said consort is trying to steal something from me? Or worse yet, trying to kill me themselves?
:33 < i hunt consorts all nya time! :33 < nyo negative karma here :33
if you cant fend off a consort without killing it then theres no hope for you unfortunately
I mostly just punt them away with a tentacle. Whether they survive or not, is not for me to know.
consort tip: be on the lookout for traps when delving suspicious dungeons. be on the lookout when delving normal dungeons too
consort tip: some imps are weak but some imps are really strong! to account for this, always attack an imp with every ounce of your full strength every time
i hear your concerns loud and clear. i see where youre coming from and can totally understand why someone would have a problem with my tips. heres the thing though: its not. im right
im so good at getting things im also a whole ass dragon who LOVES to rip and tear flesh into pieces :)
whoa! a real dragon?? like with the flying and fire breathing and everything??
consort tip: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
consort tip: some consorts carry TREASURE MAPS that can lead heroes to DIVINE BOONS. talk to all of them. some consorts also carry FAKE MAPS that can lead heroes to their CERTAIN DOOM. good luck!
hmm. doom maps. myhouse.wad...
all the locations of interest on the planet. from the statue of time to the beat mesa. and the weird new places my hero made since corrupting the place
if you visit ill actually guide you to useful places! instead of tricking you and trapping you in a pit or something like i usually do
oh sure we have a lot of pits like that. i wont say their names on a public forum though naknaknaknaknak ill tell you that in person
consort tip: visit your local consort to purchase wares and services! we deserve your money more than you do!
sometimes i think people dont take the age in my profile seriously. to be fair neither do i since time doesnt work right here nak nak nak i can assure you im much older than i seem
horses always get into places they shouldnt. like sburb, apparently
consort tip: risk your mortality seeking the god tiers. if you fail and end up perma gone, were you even worth keeping alive?
consort tip: certain actions can actually unlock fraymotifs! hug every consort you see naknaknaknaknaknaknak
consort tip: check under rocks for a hidden treasure or perhaps a bug
Ɏ i'm a-a-alwa-a-ays sa-a-aying this. rechitt. Ɏ
[|87 :: 1f you are really lucky you m;ght even f;nd several bugs.
consort tip: remember to live
I WOU/DNT CA// MYSSE/F A HERO BUT ASSSSUMING YOU ARE I THANK YOU >83
a troll that speaks completely normally but all their sentences are way too long and theres no punctuation so everything they say runs for a mile and every extended sentence ends with by fall out boy
remember heroes! if you need help on your quest always look to your local consorts naknaknaknaknaknak we will offer you important advice and sometimes gifts!