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@naknakGodhead

like my posts ill send you **** pics

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 5657Kull Score: 743064 followers35 following

whats everyones favorite topping to go on pizza? i want new experiences

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If I'm in NYC, plain cheese or pepperoni. Now, if I'm ordering in, I'm going to double my kull with this: Pepperoni, pineapple, and bacon.

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H4v3 y0u 3v3r tr13d gr1ll3d cluckb345t? :3

/)kay hear me /)ut /)n this /)ne. salami instead /)f pepper/)ni.

Honestly, I'm not too fond of pizza but if you'd like something new, I've seen some ice cream pizzas, It might suit your need for new experiences, it might or not might be interesting, I might give it a try myself.

these are a good combinations. i dont know where nyc is but it must have very different pizza than other places

i dont know if ive ever tried whatever a cluckbeast is at all

naknaknak! i love ice cream! and pizza! this one is a win!

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0h, 4 ch1ck3n. 1 f0rg0t hum4n5 h4v3 w31rd n4m35 f0r th1ng5 ^u^;

im surprised our hero hasnt tried to alchemize any naks with the ability to sing. think of how cute our tribute bands could be. nakking with sirens. nakkin park. nakking benjamin. hes probably afraid of us outshining his nonexistent career as a rapper

are crocodile tails supposed to grow back

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-))- im really sorry but i think only salamanders can do that -((-

@outerSpec[OS]

oh thank nak. i thought i was a freak

having unlimited access to an alchemiter that never runs out of grist might make someone go mad with power. but im just a nakkadile. were too stupid for that

it never rains on lohac so weve had to simulate it with a complex sprinkler system hooked up to a LOT of replicated water tanks. we also have a water park but i dont know how they made that

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#p ee

nakkin what

the 𓆙 aterpark

no no one pees in the water at the water park

n o𓆙ater

self esteem check! everybody name one thing that you like about yourself

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B33 < just one huh B33 < i think my smile is really cute!

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My Imagination! It's helped solve many a pickle.

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my legs!!!

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hmmm... i like how good i am at hugging!

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My eyes.

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ew

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i’m (harming!

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my hair i put a lot of care into it

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these are all very good answers! and for myself i love my big and powerful tail. naknaknaknaknaknak never forget your good qualities everybody

what if you went to god tier but zog said "you didnt pat enough consorts on the head"

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Unwort)(y of divinity! 38I

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@theEmpress[TE]

this one gets it

i just be nakking sometimes

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₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Oh shit they got consorts on here what's up #youreacuteone #keepnakkingitup

naknaknaknaknaknak hello! im a pristine purveyor of fanciful hats and culinary delights

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wait is there a way to translate dog speech

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at the end of the day were all just text on a screen

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youre the only mothernakker that gets me rose

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I have your back, little nak. Always.

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i just found out the one called kris purrs when scritched. spread the word

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i bought some hands from... i guess an arms dealer. im fully prepared to graft in case the naks i lost contact with need these

i lost contact with a few naks from old naksburg. i hope they didnt lose their fingers

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Dont worry nakbro. I know a guy who sells fingers. Real cheap.

@muscleMan[MM]

i... how much?

50 bucks a hand

@muscleMan[MM]

deal. ill wire 100 boons for both hands

Alright i'll call Jimmy

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i hope my hero never discovers pokemon. if he ever gets the idea to alchemize one of us with a gardevoir or lopunny its all over

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OH NO.

dont panic! i dont think he reads my posts

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sorry little man not only do i read these but i can also just log into your account whenever i want i hope you didnt care for a specific town on the west of nst since i just got some dope inspiration for it

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those arent pokemon

OH GOD DAD WHAT DID HE DO

i dont know what youre on about but gardevoir and lopunny arent pokemon unless its a future thing lopunny sounds like a name id see on the highway on a truck

scared me nak nak. maybe thats just something from my timeline. gardevoir and lopunny are definitely pokemon. theyre very cute

are they

you can judge for yourself https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/f/f8/0282Gardevoir.png/640px-0282Gardevoir.png https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/4/4b/0428Lopunny.png/800px-0428Lopunny.png

woah mama

i think the small orange one is the best aristocat

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naknaknaknak hunger only leads to more hunger. its a rocky road. give all your food to me and save yourself

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sometimes youre the mouse chasing the cheese and sometimes youre the cat chasing the mouse im a crocodile all the time so i cant relate to this though

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:33 < im always the cat chasing the meowse

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youre so good at it all the time

:33 < heck yeah i am

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of course you can slack off and think of happy things!

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whAt Are you eXXXActly bb |f you dont m|nd me Ask|ng

@markZucc[MZ]

im a crocodile consort! a game construct created by sburb to aid in the quest of the hero of time naknaknaknaknaknak but ive been alive so far beyond the deconstruction of that game that i can do pretty much whatever i want now

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ohhhhhhhh :) l|ke A l|ttle pet how cute :D

@markZucc[MZ]

naknaknak yeah close enough

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i pity most people who hate my chitts. sorry i just dont feel that way towards you

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i decided to both hate and pity this post for this

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i just dont feel the same mate sorry

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if anyones dreams involves a consort of any kind you are legally obligated to tell me

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Chosen one iguana beat me up and stole my cool pajamas and HE became the knight of mind #whatdatmean

it sounds like you have some insecurities about your worthiness as a hero and are afraid someone even as weak as a consort will take it from you. you are both afraid of having the responsibility of a hero and afraid of losing the one thing that makes you special naknaknaknaknaknak or i could be completely wrong i dunno nak

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I thought you were just gonna say some bullshit. I made it up but damn girl okay