Belhop Zelaut
@courtingComic
the bells on my hat ring louder when someone lies~! A HOO HOO~! (◝ ● ◜)
♦ wHat if! OH! just! suppOse! pOnder fOr just a tick-tick-tick! ♣ ♦ let tHat sHriveled tHinknugget Of yOurs cerebrate tHe pOssibility!!! ♣
♦ tOpsy and turving and wHirlings durvying! perHaps a gOOd ligHt nOw, perHaps! OHHHH my, but if Only tHey'd just stOp spinning! a HOO! ;O) HOOOOnk mimimi ♣
♦ my my! my HOtel says i must tO leave, fOr “tHe guests are frigHtened” and “tHe fire alarm is nOt a musical instrument” tHis is discriminatiOn against tHe arts ♣
Must you insist on being a menace?
♦ finally back frOm wOrk! wHere i may Have lOst my Hat, my marbles, and pOssibly One sHOe! but! i gained tHree new enemies, glitter in my cervices and a suspiciOus amOunt Of cake~! ♣
🤝🫳👍 thinking of accessorizing a touch future bestieeee? 🃏🤹💈 👏🙌👍 as someone fluent in 𝑮𝑶𝑳𝑫, eeeeeeeveryone's getup could use an accent, just fyi, it is SO in season...hehehehe~!👏🙌👍 🙏🫵🫵 you gggggggggggooooooootta let me have a piddly widdle bit of input, just for funsies!!! promie you won't regret it!!!! 🫵🫵🙏 #Chairministrangling #Networking #ImpromptuInterviewForTheRestOfYourLife #TouchUpAndThenSome #LetMeGetMyHandsOnAHat #ToppestOfTopHats #ALLtheBellsAndWhistles #JesterGestures #AndPossiblyOneShoe #MaybeTwoX2 #APairOfPairs #FunnyBusinessONLY 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
♦ tHOse witH crOwns asked fOr trutH, sO tHe mirrOrs learned tO lie~ wHy dO tHe mOOns lOOk sO nervOus tOnigHt~? a HOO HOO! ♣
♦ my my, tOnigHt tHe masks danced Harder tHan tHeir wearers! tHe greatest triumpH was nOt in music nOr wine, it was cOnvincing an entire rOOm Of mOnsters tHat tHey were merely trOlls in cOstume! i sO dO adOre a well-HOsted catastrOpHe! a HOO HOO! ♣
♦ tHe mOOns lOOked sO lOnely tOnigHt, witH all at tHe masquerade, sO I sang tO it frOm tHe palace rOOf witH my sHOes On tHe wrOng feet and a candle in eacH Hand! SOmetHing in tHe fOrest sang back! a HOO HOO!! ♣
OKAY >8?
♦ tHe bells rang tHirteen times tOnigHt but a gOOd little clOwn bOws anyway! after all a prOper fOOl never argues witH encHanted clOcks! a HOO HOO!! ♣
♦ tHe HigHwire abOve, sawdust belOw, and raucOus laugHter sOmewHere in between!! tHanks tO everyOne wHO jOined us fOr Our sHOw tOnigHt! a HOO HOO! ♣