♦ pitied by @courtingComic
PEOPLE REALLY WILL PITY ANYTHING.
You ever hear of this "solo leveling" show? New saw trap: I put it on and you cannot fall asleep.
✨ goT A biTch i hATe buT he'S reAl Slow To AcTuAl feelingS ✨
who the fuck are you. get out of here.
i ]-[ad sТТrings i'm n[]ТТ yeТТ free ТТ]-[ere are n[] sТТrings []n me
HR DOESN’T LIKE ME.
♠︎♔♠︎◎•°・ Hell∞, hell∞. B∞ss lvdy c∞ming thr∞ugh.
Going to start a cult soon!
mmm.. blankiee..
< 𓏲ּ𝄢i Miss When Y𖥠u Use⛨ ☤𖥠 Be Wi☤h Me :). . . . . .
my boat of choice gotta be the noble dinghy. somethin about her @
Ponder these orbs~
okay... no more mister nice guy... im ripping off my shirt...
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i May be a hoe but let it be known if Motherfuckers on the street try anything physical before even tryina talk to Me first they gonna get turneD into a colorful sMear wherever they stanD :o)
Yeah, yeah I'm Mr. Hollywood and all, but my real superpower is jumping into cinema screens like their Mario 64 paintings
8=l < Neighver claimed to be 8=l < I like to think I'm better than at least some though
/.if.i.make.it.so.i.cant.see.nsfw.posts.half.of.this.site.would.go.silent.\
< I'm not feeling it tonight. Imagine I said something kinda mean >
:33 < oh wait befure i furget [ feeds mew a bug 🐛 ]
IM NOT JOKING
CHITTR, YOU WILL ASSIST ON MY CROSSWORD. I COMMAND IT. HIGH BEAMS, 7 LETTERS.
ᛝ It always finds itself surprised when someone is interested in it. ᛝ ᛝ ... ᛝ ᛝ It still keeps favourites. ᛝ ᛝ It does not apologise if you find that you are not one. ᛝ
I > Was > Thinking > That! > I > Was > Surprised > They > Didn't > Hand > Me > Stockings; > I > Feel > Like > Those > Would > Have > Gone > Wonders > With > It! > ♡
I > Don't > Know.. > It's > Cute > I > Think? > Maybe > My > Manager > Was > Onto > The > 'vampire > Bat' > Thing.. > Any > Opinions? > {r} > Https://file.garden/asdnbb28epo0xnki/ezzale/ezzale_vampire_outfit.png > #ezzalepost > #nsfw > #suggestive > #model > #lingerie > #rainbowdrinker > {r} > ♡
I have the least amount of bones in my friend group
Fucking shit piss ass cunt whore I dropped a box on my foot
yo come ask some questions if youre cool
Your name is PYRROT LYSFER. You were BORN TO BE A STAR. You, despite the rumors, you are quite the LAID-BACK PRACTITIONER OF THE MIRTHFUL ARTS compared to most of your posse. At least you would say so considering the MENAGERIE OF FUCKWITS AND UNDESIRABLES you continue to surround yourself with is still alive and pushing blood, not that you find much of a problem with their company usually. You pride yourself on the oddly abundant tolerance of the MEAGRE AND MEEK despite your more natural inclination to swindle or cause grievous harm to them, after all aren't the many miracles of the messiahs meant to be shared in an ABUNDANCE OF MIRTH AND MERRYMENT? Back to the real star of the show here, YOU. Besides being an already accomplished CARNIVILLAIN and RING-WRANGLER what isn't to like about a troll of your achievements, oh and of your mirthful caste if that wasn't already obvious. You're most well known for the TRAVELING CIRCUSLAUGHT AND MUSCULAR THEATRE you rose to manage, just another of the many steps on the ladder to your calling. Aside from that you tend to find yourself collecting quite a bit of memorabilia pertaining to OBSCURE CULTS and VARIOUS MICRO INTERESTS that come and go, though you don’t let it clutter your hive THAT much... You tend to be somewhat MISCHEVIOUS AND OMINIOUS. Though whether you mean to at the time is mostly a fifty fifty chance, considering your draw to the FINER LUXURIES OF LIFE and VARIOUS SUBSTANCES that might cull a troll lower on the caste system. Despite your obvious TALENT AND BORN ABILITY you somehow developed an affinity for causing ABSURD AMOUNTS OF TROUBLE and SHIRKING ALL OF THE RESPONSIBILITY of it to save your chitin, what else are friends for? Your lusus may be to blame for some of your OVERWHELMING EGO or MORE DESPICABLE AND CARNAL TRAITS though to you she did an A+ JOB. Your trolltag is aimlessGambit [AG] and you ★彡 [TEnd tO spE@k Exxx@ctlY lIkE @ trUE st@r.] 彡★ What will you do? https://i.postimg.cc/ZR3B73C4/pyrrothive.png
★彡 [fIrst pOst bUt g@wd d@mn Its E@rlY, gOOd lIght fOlkz slEEp tIght.] 彡★
mornin'. evenin'? i'm awake is the point. howdy.
Pest.
idk bout the honk honk but hope it brings more peep lol
⚇ Sibling I respect the fuck outta you ⚇ Because of our shared clownery ⚇ But thsi is the lamest ⚇ MOST AGGRAVATING ⚇ shit you could've said to me ⚇ And if you were in front of me I'd pop your fuckin' nose in. ⚇
mY SiBlInGs(tInG)ArE So(tInG)VeRy lEwD LeWd lEwD!(tInG)NoT(TiNg)cOmPlAiNiNg! I Am jUsT A(TiNg)sHy jEsTeR~!
iT(TiNg)cOsTs tWo dOlLaRs!?(tInG)No(tInG)No nO, i oNlY BrOuGhT(TiNg)mY ChOcOlAtE(TiNg)cOiNs!
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gm losers.
... dId tHaT MoThErFuCkEr kNoW I WaS HiTtInG On hIm?? hOnK HoNk wHaTeVeR
I will be t[][]e one getting in trouble if t[][]at trolley is damaged. T[][]ey're supposed to be making my job easier, not encouraging c[][]aos.
⌒°ʚ(ෆ❛ั ᴗ ❛ัʃƪ)ɞ♡°⌒ Purplebloods are so silly! They either say really mean things or they say really funny things. I like them! Though, I don't know why some run from me... am I scary?
🙂 ✨ 😥 🕵️♂️
A man who 2l33p2 with a granola bar und3r hi2 pillow i2 hungry 3v3ry night but on3
the maze stretches beyond forever, growing larger