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i swear the foOorest soOomehoOow knew toOo becoOome spoOoOokier~ yoOou shoOould coOome see๏ฝ
< Going on a late night walk to the scaryy zone wish me luck >
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe beez have been given f0am cubez. tthey are enj0ying puzhing tthem ar0und. [END MESSAGE]
print("it is okay buddy i do not do anything either")
หห๐ขึดึดเปเผ.ยฐโขหห๐ขึดโงหSkolebrรธd! It's like a doughnut of sorts, or a sweet bun filled with custard and topped with icing and coconut shavings!
dra9on 2teak.
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you ever think about how many peopLLe who stopped posting here probs LLegit died but no one cares cuz they didnt post good enough
Youโre listening toโฆ Good Evening, Everyone! The rain's eased off entirely now, leaving us with a damp but drying evening. The sky's partly cloudy, but what stars can be seen are beautiful and bright. The green moon is passing in front of the white today as well, so that'll be a sight to see around Midnight tonight! Well, I'm about to knock off for the night, but I've got another song to play me off with for you all. This is "Nineteen" by Rob Araujo coming right up! Thanks for listening, folks! โฆMidnight City Jazz!
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i'm a bUsY ๐ jEsTeR! ๐ I ๐ dOn't gEt tImE ๐ tO WeAr aNyThInG ๐ eLsE!
๐ซถโจโฐ๐๐ซถ do i hear seven hundred thousand caegar, seven hundred thousand caegar, eight hundred thousand caegar, do i hear eight fifty from the ceruleanblood in the back with the bifurcated horns, eight fifty, nine hundred thousand caegar, do i hear ONE MILLION, one million caegar for these EXCLUSIVE collector's item(s), one million going once, going twice...one point FIVE million...point five carry the five dont forget the five the fives a carry, going once, going twice, TWO million, two million, two mega millions, three million, do i hear three million, that is three big ones, three million, three point one million, oh we are getting close, fewer hands that arent mine, three million, three million, three, only three million, plus the point one, cannot forget the point one, that is...POINT five, i see a point five, three million point five, four million, FIVE million, five million, five Ms that is a satisfied MMMMM if i ever heard one, going once, going twice, aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd....SOLD!!!! ๐ซถโจ๐โฐ๐ ๐๐๐ THE ๐ GAVEL ๐ HAS ๐ DROPPED ๐ AND ๐ THE ๐ WINNER ๐ IS ๐ YOU!!!!!! ๐๐๐ ๐ซตโจ @carbolicGalvanologist AS LONG AS YOU ARE 24KARAT KAT!!!!!! @carbolicGalvanologist EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME PLEASE GIVE A WARM AND ROUSING CONGRATS TO THE 24K KAT(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JUST HIM) (NO COPYKATS!)โจ๐ซต ๐ค๐ I am literally SHAKING my six manicured hands (yes even the psionic ones) right now bestie because YOU!!!! just secured the EXCLUSIVE!!!! UNDISCLOSED!!!! WINNING!!!! BID!!!! for a pair of GENUINE ARTICLE HANDMADE HANDMAID TIME NEEDLES!!!!!! ๐โฐโจ not replicas!!! not knockoffs from some LOW TIER IMITANT FLIMSY FINGERED PENNY PINCHER rustblood (covered in)flea(s) @handMaid market!!! these are the ACTUAL fabric of space-time temporal continuity piercing instruments used by the (supposed) SCOURGE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE herself bestie!!!!! Do you know what this MEANS?!?!? it means YOU are now in possession of LITERAL FRAGMENTS OF CANON HISTORY!!!!! WOW!!!! TO THINK THIS WILL PLACE FOREVERMORE HIGHLY IN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR GREAT PURCHASING ACHIEVEMENTS!!! ๐ซถ๐โฐ๐ ๐โจ as always TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY BESTIE (THEY ALWAYS DO!) โจ๐ ๐๐ some mighty fine fine PRINT - sinceeeeee you dont have the principal amount of your bid in CASH (dw bestie, its the modern day, we have ways of spreading these things out) your payment schedule is set to RECURRING EXTRACTION every THREE (3) DAYS!!!! that's right bestie! three whole days to grind the amount you need to keep those hands of yours full and your clock cleaned and regulatorily compliant!!!! every 72 hours we're doing a little โจfiscal maintenanceโจ on your accounts! think of it not as a burden but as a SUBSCRIPTION TO SUCESS!!!! a membership fee for your TITANIC TEMPORAL TAKEOVER!!!! ๐ ๐ โ ๏ธ๐ BUT BESTIE!!!!!! ๐โ ๏ธ ๐ซถ๐assssssssss discussed! failure to maintain your payment schedule results in AUTOMATIC CONFISCATION!!!!! that's right! the needles go RIGHT back into the BESPOKEN OF Roewzi Charms Premium Inventory Collection (TM) until next timely payment if you can't keep up with the grindset!!!!! no refunds!!!! no exchanges!!!! no ifs!!! ands!!! or cute butts!!!! just the swift vacuum of repossession scooping up those beautiful temporal artifacts right out of your hive and back into MY climate-controlled moisture free display vault!!!!! ๐๐ซถ ๐โจ BUT THAT'S NOT A THREAT BESTIE THAT'S AN HONOR!!!!!! โจ๐ ๐๐ซต do you understand what you've done?!?! you've elevated yourself from mere TROLL to INSTRUMENTAL TEMPORAL INSTRUMENT COLLECTOR!!!! from CHALK to CHALKBOARD ETCHING CHRONOS CONNIVER bestie!!!!! These needles don't just pierce flesh they pierce the FABRIC OF SPACETIME itself, REMEMBER???? which is why it took so much tweaking to get the app to keep track of them. thats seventy two hours (YOUR TIME) bestie. and it IS your time. they're YOURS!!!! (conditionally!!!! but still!!!! only 48 payments of sixty two thousand five hundred before TOTAL UN*CONDITIONAL OWNERSHIP!!!!) ๐ซต๐ *หขแตแตแต แตแตสณแตหข แตโฟแต แถแตโฟแตแถฆแตแถฆแตโฟหข แตแตสธ แตแตแตหกสธ ๐ข๐ this is like having a timeshare in DESTINY USURPATION NATION bestie!!!!! you are NOT just buying needles youre buying the RIGHT to wield the tools of the LORD CALI B'S OWN HANDMAID!!!!! do you feel that weight?!?! that's the weight of NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE on your shoulders!!!!! that's the burden of RECURRING PAYMENTS for RECURSIVE REDECORATING AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!!!!!! ๐ข๐ ๐โฐ THE NEEDLES THEMSELVES โฐ๐ ๐ซถโจ crafted from the finest clockwork majyyk manifesting alloys!!!! attunement is as easy as the TWELVE STEPS PROVIDED by GYGAAX BHILDR (@tautologicalTechnique) in the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! and decoding the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK is as simple as reading the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK INSTRUCTION BOOK i painstakingly handwrote to make sense of his nerd shit! forged in the fires of a KILN OF OFF KILTER CANON there is NO SPECULATION!!!! these are the LITERAL REAL DEAL! each inch of needlessly nefarious needle nudged represents a MOMENT IN TIME that could have been but IS if you want it to be buh-buh-buh-bestie!!!! and now they're yours to hold along with the glory of whatever you wish to transpire!!!! to display!!!! to slay!!!!! to flay and delay!!!! and also. maybe. accidentally stab yourself with and idk, see what happens (liability waiver signed in advance, and bestie, don't worry I have it on file)!!!!! โจ๐ซถ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ BRAND PARTNERSHIP ACTIVATION: 100%!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ซต FOR MY CHITTR OFFICIAL...THE WORLD...๐ซต ๐๐ enjoy your first THREE DAYS before extraction numero uno hits!!!!! Consider it motivation bestie!!!!! a countdown to clock in to your own grandiose greatness!!!!! ๐๐ #HandmaidHustle #TemporalFinance #NeedleNicheMarket #RecurringRevenue #24KaratKat #Charm$Collections #PaymentPlanisAPrivilege #ConfiscationIsJustAGenerousReturnPolicy #GoldBloodGrindset #Flashing #Lightsโจ๐๐โฐ๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
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does .anyone have such desire to try .and sit .on vacuum cleaning bot .and try to saddle .it, like .a meowbeast? .i have, but .i'm .afraid .i will just break .it.
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โ ๅฝก [fIrst pOst bUt g@wd d@mn Its E@rlY, gOOd lIght fOlkz slEEp tIght.] ๅฝกโ
Pest.
idk bout the honk honk but hope it brings more peep lol
โ Sibling I respect the fuck outta you โ Because of our shared clownery โ But thsi is the lamest โ MOST AGGRAVATING โ shit you could've said to me โ And if you were in front of me I'd pop your fuckin' nose in. โ
S[][]ould t[][]ere be concern?
โ GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!! โ REMEMBER TO NEVER GET BETTER! โ STAY MAD AT STUPID SHIT! โ RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!!! โ DIE FOR FOREVER!!!!!!!! โ
iT(TiNg)cOsTs tWo dOlLaRs!?(tInG)No(tInG)No nO, i oNlY BrOuGhT(TiNg)mY ChOcOlAtE(TiNg)cOiNs!
another fanart for @wrathfuulmasquuerade and @parasiticdisorder https://filegarden/ajbwlq7l9sbzhjvh/848239png
I think I might eat crab for dinner maybe.
id be remiss not to start this account off by makin the "there are many benefits to bein a marine biologist" joke these are the benefits btww
โฏpennysbonfire โฏgetsummoned โฏloser โฏpotluck โฏbringfood to โฏshare / โฏbyob it will โฏnot be โฏprovided / โฏinstruments โฏencouraged if โฏyouplaymusic โฏnotmywoods / โฏnotyourwoods / โฏwe will โฏall โฏbehave โฏharming โฏbugsofthewood will โฏnot be โฏtolerated โฏiwill be โฏplaying a โฏmovie or โฏtwo on โฏmyprojector โฏUCEDESROYKIE AND โฏHISASSOCIATES ARE โฏNOTINVITED
sup gay twinks
aRe mY(TiNg)jOkEs nOt fUnNy(tInG)EnOuGh(tInG)FoR YoU? :0(
also. what's the hardest cult to get into. #joke.
Must you insist on being a menace?
I KNOW MORE THAN AI!!! ASK ME ANYTHING!!! I WILL ALSO CONSUME JUST AS MUCH WATER!!!
The final night is doing what final nights do best: making everyone suddenly honest because there is no tomorrow left to hide behind. The Scarecrow finally asked the Magnated for his dance, Pale Thorn and the Tempter have apparently decided subtlety is optional, and Scarface managed the astonishing feat of apologizing to Madame Voleur without immediately ruining it. As for myself, I arrived dressed as though the atmosphere had become hostile and was promptly rewarded with a Debonair who saw every warning sign and elected to dance closer anyway. Charming. The masks are thinning, the cards are being shown, and everyone appears desperate to finish whatever little games they started before the curtain falls. I cannot complain. I have always been rather fond of watching a room discover, all at once, that it has been sailing toward port much faster than expected. #OutGlutMasquerade
So here it comes, the sound of drums. Here come the drums, Here come the drums!
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beside the gate, a precious thing. through this comes who knows what else
โMotherfucker did I tell you to stop? Never stop, weโre gonna be dancing and drinking the most wicked of elixirs till the next sunset hits. Weโre gonna be up in this bitch till the first motherfucker drops, then we know who the messiahs chose to go meet em first.โ -Sacrament 3:34 PRAISE BE, MOTHERFUCKERS! NEVER LET THE OBSTACLES OF THE EVERY NIGHT KILL YOUR MIRTH! DRINK UP, AND GET TO IT! #scripture #inspiration
i cOuLd rEaLlY Go fOr sOmE MaC N ChEeSe sO YeAaAhH,,
๐ค๐ซณ๐ thinking of accessorizing a touch future bestieeee? ๐๐คน๐ ๐๐๐ as someone fluent in ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ณ๐ซ, eeeeeeeveryone's getup could use an accent, just fyi, it is SO in season...hehehehe~!๐๐๐ ๐๐ซต๐ซต you gggggggggggooooooootta let me have a piddly widdle bit of input, just for funsies!!! promie you won't regret it!!!! ๐ซต๐ซต๐ #Chairministrangling #Networking #ImpromptuInterviewForTheRestOfYourLife #TouchUpAndThenSome #LetMeGetMyHandsOnAHat #ToppestOfTopHats #ALLtheBellsAndWhistles #JesterGestures #AndPossiblyOneShoe #MaybeTwoX2 #APairOfPairs #FunnyBusinessONLY ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
You don't even in[][]abit my particular place of work? W[][]at are you on about?
T[][]e amount of guests t[][]at consider t[][]e trolleys toys is way too [][]ig[][]. T[][]ey are for luggage, not for your little t[][]rill rides down t[][]e [][]alls! I can't turn my back for one minute wit[][]out some [][]ooligan trying to do a trick on t[][]em.
* KEEP FOLLOWING THAT SALESMAN * WHOEVER YOU ARE! * PARANOIA AND FEAR IN HIS LITTLE HEAD BRING ME JOY, JOY! * UWAHAHA!
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WHERE SHOULD I HOLD #TEAMNAKED MEETINGS??? OUTSIDE??? AT MY HIVE??? AT MY FRIEND @foamingJester 'S HIVE??? WHO'S GOT IDEAS??? #NSFW
fuck the food was good. iโMM still thinkin about that shit
i sEe nO NeEd fOr mAsKs nO MoRe. I WeAr mY FaCe eVeRy nIgHt. BuT WhO Am i tO KeEp aNoThEr fUcKeR FrOm pArTaKiNg iN A LiTtLe bIt oF DeBaUcHeRy, EvEn bEhInD ThE CoMfOrT Of fAรงAdE? mAsK On, Or fUcK It. MaSk oFf. Do wHaT YoU MoThEr fUcKiNg dEsIrE, fAmIlIa. :o) #fAiTh #ViBeS #pArTy2hArDy