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Eden McAfee

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hi there everyone! just a human learning about life outside the holler.

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why is everyone pregnant.

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IDK KINDA FEELS WEIRD AND I HATE IT? thats probably bad to say i probably shouldnt say it like that ugh.

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@clandestineGutter[CG]

slowly figuring humans out th≡yr≡ normal i just lik≡ idk th≡ horns thing is throwing m≡ off

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um we just dont have them!

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@clandestineGutter[CG]

y≡ah thats whats tripping m≡ up

well do all animals that trolls have around have horns????

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@clandestineGutter[CG]

no but lik≡ thos≡ ar≡ animals lol im not making fun h≡r≡ im just saying its w≡ird to s≡≡

i know let me finish!

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humans share characteristics with other mammals because we were evolved from a common ancestor over a vast period of time. so because we and many other mammals give live birth a lot of our appendages are softer and more pliable when we are young. our hair is keratin and probably similar to the makeup of your horns. it just makes little sense for us to have them for a vast variety of reasons!

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@clandestineGutter[CG]

tbh y≡ah that mak≡s s≡ns≡

for trolls ive always assumed your horns are displays and sometimes weapons!

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@clandestineGutter[CG]

uhhh hon≡stly probably? not ≡v≡n r≡ally sur≡ why w≡ hav≡ th≡m tbh

well the only other theory i have is psychic amplification but i understand some of you are more resilient against that so maybe not!

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Meatball sub.

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yummy!

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I simply don't know what I would do with myself if I found out that I was on the "open to everyone" orgy's blocklist. #nsfw #before-my-naughty-pizza-hands-get-slapped-by-my-ops

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wait wait wait they have a blocklist?

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Apparently.

i guess if theres someone not abiding by safe sane etc dogma it would make sense but that seems like really very few people... or i guess i just hope it is? #nsfw #justincase

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@tranquilOutcast[TO]

Healthy and happy garden beam? :)?

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yaaay!

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so its funny you say this my quest had to do with clearing a blight from the plants on my land

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Oh! I love hearing about the standard quests. Can I know more about that?

uh sure what would you like to know?

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How did you clear it?

that actually took some help from our space player because it was so hard to see what had the blight and what didnt until it was far too late so she and i worked on sampling some of the fruits and stems to find signs of infection and then it turned out that my blight was helpful with frog coupling when the dose ingested was controlled so we had to figure out a way to keep it alive just in a medical sense but away from the rest of my land so mt consorts and i could reestablish their fields!

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so you know good ol fashioned scientific sleuth work coupled with the development of my life powers hehehe!!

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What class?

im a sylph!

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⚇ Humans are so fucking weird. ⚇

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oh yeah TROLLS are definitely the pinnacle of normalcy

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is is that weird al???

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why is he so scary :(

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ What the fuck is a wife ⚇

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woman that youve committed to romantically but usually within the confines of a written legal and religious establishment i honestly didnt think trolls did wives and husbands

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⚇ We don't that's why I asked what the fuck that shit is. ⚇ It sounds pretty similar to when highbloods register their lowblood quadrants with the Empire's filing so they're exempt from culling. ⚇

um i guess that isnt entirely different though theres like taxation stuff and benefits i think i may not be the best person to explain come to think of it

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