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Eden McAfee

@lilacLagomorph

hi there everyone! just a human learning about life outside the holler.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 1935Kull Score: 256524 followers 21 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

nonbinary

love yourself

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

@lawboundInsomniac[LI]

wwwwhos "granny smmmmiith" and wwwwhere'd she get all these god dammmmn apples

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@ballereaperEscapee[BE]

Fun fact! Granny Smith apples are named for Maria Ann Smith from Australia! The breed of apple came from her throwing rotten apples away, and a chance seedling grew from the disposed apples!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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ERGONOMIC CLAIRE

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ ᐖGONT LISSEN 2 ᐖIS ONE SHE LAIᐖ ᐖEM #ᑈLOAᑈA ᐛ

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@balefulBravo[BB]

@lilacLagomorph

@lilacLagomorph

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

WHY DID YOU TAG ME IN THIS CHIT??????

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

ON DAT DERP

Just about the derpiest user around!

@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAD INTERNAL INJURIEZ I AM ZO COOKED 😭 AND I JUZT KNOW THEY AINT GON CURE ME RIGHT CUZ IM AN OLIVEBLOOD N I ZTILL GOTTA PAY 4 DIZ ZHIT OH TO BE A HIGHBLOOD AND HAVE ACCEZZ TO FREE HEALTHCARE....

Kult: +88

Kull: +80

Total: 168

Ratio: 1.10

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Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

wwait thats it ill double wwhatevver that other assholes payin if you throww me a bone and send pics a your strutpods

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @cesarianAqueduct[CA]

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

ON DAT DERP

Just about the derpiest user around!

@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

UM NO

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @lilacLagomorph[LL]

Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: those are so different from each other input; statement: i can underst& why he|msmen might be strange to an a|ien but grub|oaf is just food input; statement: & i am reasonab|y sure that you eat food />

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

ok i offered the easy wway noww your fates sealed sepsis is a bitch hope you enjoy

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

ok but some trolls mean loaves for grubs some mean any meatloaf like food and some mean food made from grubs! thats confusing and weird!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cesarianAqueduct[CA]

@lilacLagomorph[LL]

what is your freaking problem?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: i think that is most|y just regiona| differences />

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

REGIONAL????

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

bastard lowwbloods bein stingy about their feet wwhat of it

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

WHAT

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Pickup DaVwinci

This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

jealousy, turning saints into the sea swvimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis but its just the price i pay, destiny is calling me open up my eager eyes, cause im mr. brightside #lyricsposting

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

@lilacLagomorph[LL]

good song

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@lilacLagomorph[LL]

that was SO gross i dont even want my salad anymore

Kult: +34

Kull: +30

Total: 64

Ratio: 1.13

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

What... happened?

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

i was offered a "carrot"

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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𓇼 Miss Jinx 𓇼

Cuttle-y

Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!

@clairvoyantGhostlight[CG]

Excuse me miss, perhaps I am uneducated, but d☽o☾ h☽o☾pbeasts n☽o☾t enj☽o☾y carr☽o☾ts? ⋆˚࿔

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

actually they should be very infrequent treats as they are very high in sugar

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Jinxed!

The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

those are in fact scary scare quotes.

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

@lilacLagomorph[LL]

i have a knack for em!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cazzoAmore[CA]

any one thats not an annoying rabbit vwant to chit chat? female form encouraged.

Kult: +79

Kull: +55

Total: 134

Ratio: 1.44

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@cazzoAmore[CA]

nah, babe. ivwe got the perfect carrot for you.

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

god ewwwww

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@cazzoAmore[CA]

hey! youre the one making it dirty, lola bunny. getcha mind out of the gutter.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

yeah i guess thats true so where do i bite?

Kult: +9

Total: 9

↩ @lilacLagomorph[LL]

@cazzoAmore[CA]

hmm lets see. some bunnies are nibblers and some bunnies are svwallowvers. you strike me as more of a nibbler, but if you can make this carrot disappear, ill play you an unreleased song from my upcoming ep.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @cazzoAmore[CA]

@lilacLagomorph[LL]

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

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@cazzoAmore[CA]

vwhy vwould you do that to a perfectly good carrot?

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

easier to snack on with my oversized chompers! :D

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilacLagomorph[LL]

@cazzoAmore[CA]

cant handle all that length?

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

do you want me to snap it into fourths?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@lilacLagomorph[LL]

fortunately for me i dont actually want to talk to that guy hehehe i am going to make a salad instead

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

@hyperkineticRabbity[HR]

SALAD

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

beets bitter greens walnuts cranberries and some goat cheese! yum yum!!!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Tavvy just Tavvy

@gluttinousGymnast[GG]

I DO NOT KNOW,, WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS,,, BUT BY GUM I DID NOT WEE MYSELF,! JUST BECAUSE I USE,,, COMMAS AND A TENDER TONE DOES NOT MEAN I AM INCONTINENT. IS EVERYONE LOCO IN THE CABEZA!?

Kult: +33

Kull: +22

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.50

@lilacLagomorph[LL]

p pardon?

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Tavvy just Tavvy

@gluttinousGymnast[GG]

They are lying about me online Eden,

↩ @gluttinousGymnast[GG]

@lilacLagomorph[LL]

that sucks!