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ALSO. DO NOT @ ME ABOuT ME. YOu COLOSSAL FuCKING IGNORAMuS. I CAN @ ME IF I AM CONCERNED WITH ME. I DO NOT NEED A SOPPING WET. TEARY CuNTFACE. TO BE DOING THAT. YOu ARE A WOMAN. THIS MAKES EVERYTHING YOu HAVE TO SAY AMuSING. BuT NEVER SERIOuS. YOu ARE A BITCH HOE SKANKASAuR. NOT A KINGMAKER. uNLESS I BECOME. SO INEBRIATED. AS TO SIRE HEIRS. THROuGH YOuR uNWORTHY INCuBATION. YOu HAVE FuCKALL BuSINESS. CAT CALLING ME. ON THE WEB. GO BACK TO YOuR DIGITAL CIRCuS. AND CREAMPIE YOuR WHORE SELF. YOu TALENTLESS ASSCLOWN.
No need to flirt with me, o' Great One. I was merely acknowledging the status of duplication that has befallen the two of you. Besides, I sincerely doubt either of you have the power nor will to actually get anything done in your current states. Pity.
IT IS ALREADY ON MY “TO DOuCHE” LIST. THAT IS THE CONDENSED NAME. THE FuLL OF WHICH. IS “THINGS TO DO TO ANY DOuCHE WHO STEPS uP TO ME”. AS OF YET. WE HAVE AN uNEASY TRuCE. OBSERVED BY IMPARTIAL OBSERVANCE. OF ONE ANOTHER’S. TERRITORIAL AMBITIONS. DO NOT TRY TO START SHIT. BITCH. WE EAT PEOPLE.
NOTE TO MY SELF : DESTROY THE PATHETIC WORM, AND KNOWN IMPOSTOR. REFERED TO AS @UNENDINGUROBORUS SECOND NOTE TO SELF : MAKE IT PAINFUL. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
:33 < Like if you like pussies (cats obviously :33)
Spades Slick will stab himself. Hashtag Prediction Hashtag This Will Be The One Thing That Goes Well For Me.
<3-Probably-going-to-wrap-up-fishing-for-today-and-just-sit-on-the-shore.-Already-caught-two-fish-so...-I-know-I-could-catch-and-release-but-sometimes-the-hook-just-kills-the-fish,-don't-want-to-risk-it.-Happy-#fishingfriday-everyone.
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i just dropped a sentry gun kill streak from all the ooc blocks i just did now
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEADTREES I WOULD NEVER
Hello chittr. Let's play a game. I control 7 accounts on chittr.ing the first person that I haven't told that correctly identifies all 7 blogs I run wins. The prise is a high-five :)
#icame
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/0LGSJH.PNG DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS I FEEL COMFORTABLE AGAIN TO SHOW MY RESPECT, ADORATION, AND SUPPORT FOR A @MRWORLDWIDE ONCE AGAIN. I CAN SHARE A BACKSTAGE PHOTOGRAPH I HAD TAKEN WITH THE "SUPER MUSICAL STAR" A FEW SWEEPS AGO THAT MY WIFE WAS ABLE TO PROCURE FOR USE ON AN ANNIVERSARY.
(Not only did #eridanweek go #nuclear I think so did the Chittr servers lmewo mew~ 💖✨
I am explicitly celi6ate. S9 n9. I get n9thing 9ut 9f watching that.
There is n9thing I w9uld dislike m9re.
that would be me. i am tom foolery.
Is that wEIrd bobb guy gonE now can I post normaLLy
#substances https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1489460437270532239/img_1989.jpg?ex=69d07fa1&is=69cf2e21&hm=630668a6968442a5b3c6449dc92831b819b1a9606024385571a50547e0aaf418&=&format=webp&width=624&height=534
your namEIs Jack "NEdnIL" BrInnEr,,,, you haVE MAN y IntErEst.. you LIkE gamE "SCRIbbLEnautS" you LIkE WARIO,, um
i fele like im missin out not goin 2 eridna week but i refuse 2 supprit a guy who doesnt respect wizards. nd also th killignns
they're us1n yao1 to make us forgot th1s match got cheated...
•ᴥ- i'd like him to find my pages. -‿- @slenderMan #suggestive -ᴥ•
th3r3 multiplyin
- One thing about #EridanWeek that I think is beautiful is that wommen are allowed to win. And I think that's beautiful. 😌😌 #RankAndMatch #RummbleGourdPatchers #WommenWinning
there has to be more importannt thinngs to worry about thann fuckinng #eridannweek. some of you nneed hobbies
pIEcE of shIt baby born on 2/22/2022 at 2:23 pm
"he's still got me blocked." No tf I dont girl
@tEntacLEThErapIst#7214 asks for a cEasE fIrE thEn procEEds not to unbLock mE
"that's not livwing" i already died fuck off. got blowvn into non-existence and then brought back.
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
:33 < i am currently enjoying my next day at #eridanw33k by observing an exhibition match :33 < of course betw33n the ever so brave jagg, up against cool calm and oh so collected mister strider! :33 < and ampurra is there too?? i think?? :33 < big apologies to my followers as i got a case of the sl33pies as i was watching :33 < please make sure to watch the clawclusion with me! who will win?! :OO #iamrootingforboth #teampeace #teamtie #teammewnity
I N#ED TO KILL MY B@S$ ! N#ED TO KILL MY BO$S ! N##D TO KILL MY B@SS I NE#D T@ K!LL MY BOSS ! N##D T@ KILL MY BO$S I NEED T@ K!LL MY B@$S #g@r#
✿ word of advice for all u foolz out dere https://i.ibb.co/G3VxQdHf/ohnono.jpg
Bricking news! alternia wins gold in ski competition on the #femboyOlympics !!! nice one to all competitors and happy first olympic day! stay tuned
Who is this "Tom" of tomfoolery acclaim? Let me speak to him.
haVIng a moIraIL Is crazy bEcuz u just caLLEd mE a good boy thEn wE madE out dont addrEss mE by fIrst namE basIs gIrL #VaguEpostIng
hiiii guys im the drummer fr◇m p◇iZ◇n and we're a punk band <3 wayyy better than that dumb cl◇wn gr◇up a perfect circus 🙄 can u guys stream ◇ur newest album t◇ beat theirs? https://i.ibb.c◇/mFXt17XG/p◇iz◇n.jpg
have to be somewhere in half an hour do i jerk off or do i eat #nsfw
my pronouns are he cause ill never be him #vagueposting
YEAH RIGHT YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO STEAL MY WISHES YOU FUCKING CRIMINAL
THEY'RE CLEVER BEASTS THEY CAN SMELL THE SIN ON YOUR HORRIBLE FLESH
just saw a seafood restaurant called yolo 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
I've been brushing up on my internet lingo. I think all of you should "kys" it's a shame this isn't a more common sentiment. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
:33 < https://open.spotify.com/track/1qq0bhz39lg5lvjwigirys?si=6p6fais1s_mokmg-s2yffa :33 < listening to this and thinking about karkitty...
i should give up making music
needing to be anonymous for safety reasons sucks when ur so fucking vain like me
Every day ! res!st the urge tø tell at least 5 trølls they løøk f!ghtable. Character grøwth.
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4db978e8997.jpg :33 < don't mew dare fucking snitch hal
I Forgot To Clock Out Of Work Again. I Think They’re Going To Put Me Down
18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked 18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch on their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks ram ranch really rocks #nsfw #lyricposting
whats that eridan week you guys keep talking about? why does this eridan guy have a whole week? and whats the deal with the amporas are they like the alternian rothschilds orr
kissing girls is a full 7ime j0b… and i’m empl0yee 0f 7he m0n7h…. #nsfw ish
can someone bring me some water and an icepack... my everything hurts #eridanweek
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek he just spanked him with a paddle. #nsfw ]
watching the streams of oilled men wrestlling has not titillated me quite so much as it has most of you peoplle but i can acknowlledge this: pretty funny. has tavros been spun yet?
:33 < no one tell equihiss but i stole his wrench and accidentally dropped it in a pit i found outside. i didnt hear it drop so i'm guessing its like. bottomless or something.
wiping my poisonous hands on the publi< load gaper <hambers doors
fuck it. since im whoring myself out already, grilled cheese can also fuck me #nsfw
CHAT IS THIS RIZZ?!
Sorry I'm not sure what possessed me to say that.
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow https://media.tenor.com/oarntzoh3o0aaaam/hehe-homestuck.gif
Is that his name now?
holy shit lactose is coming for me
there can only be one.
they got evil john.
my teammates think im humorless and boring bc they know me irl but u guys know the truth that im still humorless and boring, just in a vaguely funny way
wIn 1 mILLIon doLLars or wIn 1 mILLIon doLLars #nsfw Ish https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-03_014145057.png https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-03_014005778.png
✨🍭🕷️ i'll never recapture the glory of jeff the pregnant. i jeff the peaked. 🕷️🍭✨
not that weird at all!
other twinks are fine and good, , , but if the other guy isnt large enough to snap me in half i dont want 'im, , ,
Need some unwinding. No pun intended. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/579e39a8f3873e2f869f19a1768e0ab8ac09207b.png
THE CHITT THAT SAVED CHITTR.
Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg
I think I like men.
whenSss the dave culling happening therSss too damn many and they are all pregnant
hiii guys im tiffey but friends ❥nd lovers c❥ll me tiff!! follow me 4 f❥shion ❥dvice <3 ❥nd heres proof im not like c❥tfishing LOL https://i.ibb.co/v6gFBHzB/iluvme.jpg
no i ❥m not ch❥nging my text color i luv pink ❥nd u c❥n kiss my ❥ss bout it
✨🍭🕷️ get jeff the pregnant 🕷️🍭✨
ohh... yeah 1 don't th1nk 1 wanna type that... but 1 support 1t.
1 can't see what's happen1ng but 1 th1nk 1t's a team th1ng... so 1'm gonna 1mag1ne reaaaaaally hard 1'm there... haha wow th1s 1s so awesome!! jake or d1rk 1s k1ck1ng d1rk or jakes *ss...
I'll never understand wrestling and the 96sessi9n tr9lls have with it, truly. TW: #9pini9n
I Always Knew Twinks Were Evil. #vagueposting
Tttherez no limittt ttto ttthe flarp!
:33 < Purrobably!
^^ Hmmm. Opinion on humans is rapidly declining. ^^
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! IS JAKE DONE FOR, OR WILL #eridanw33k's NAMESAKE SAVE HIM?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png
......... I should have just gone with ringside. The ring looks like a saltine cracker from here. Did someone win....? #EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3eeaef23ea80.png - MC Oleana
im not there but i agree with evill john grab his dick and twist it
how I fEEL not bEIng part of ErIdan wEEk https://mEdIa.tEnor.com/IMxQtnNIAVYAAAAM/aLonE-ugh.gIf
AS A #FEMINIST. I WILL TAKE ALL OF THE WOMEN WITH BIG BOOBS. THAT ARE COMICALLY IMPRACTICAL. SINCE THIS GuY'S WHINEY. MANBABY ASS SENSIBILITIES. CANNOT FATHOM. BREASTS BEYOND A CERTAIN CuP. EVERYTHING IS A FETISH. YOu FuCKING STuPID SIMPLETON. EVERYTHING IS A FETISH. IT COMES FREE. WITH YOuR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM. PRE-INSTALLED. WHAT A GODDAMN LIP-FLICKING BABBOON. AND NOW. ALL HAVE FORFEITED COuNTLESS BEVVIES. OF BITCHES. ONTO ME. THE MORE DESERVING.
okay handSssome time for bed *i open the door to a large cage*
whEn shE caLLs you guppy but Its LowkEy an Isaac rEfErEncE so you start doIng thE spEcIaLIst dancE
:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
Who Is that. ThIs Is scarIng mE.
im tired of seeing women with big boobs like not just normal big boobs that can happen but crazy big boobs its just a fucking fetish stop fetishizing women lets be so fucking fr #nsfw
i would fit in at a clown church
i wont be surprised if this sets off another bout of horny posting after its over. #nsfw
AT THIS POINT. I AM GOING TO STOP BEING REASONABLE. I AM JuST GOING TO START SHOOTING PEOPLE. AND SNACKING ON THEIR CORPSES. FOR TRYING TO PuSH. DuMBASS FADS. I DO NOT LIKE. IT MAY BE A MATTER OF PERSONAL OPINION. BuT IT IS NOT A MATTER OF PERSONAL OPINION. THAT YOu ARE DEAD. WHEN I KILL YOu.
dirk needs to hit jake with the good ol dick twist if he wants to fucking win! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT MAN #eridanweek #nsfw ish
phd for what dog aLL you do Is stand around and manIpuLatE 13 yEar oLds
So that you all remain informed, my title as the Scratch Doctor is not unearned. I in truth do have a PhD. Or rather, every PhD.
wh0 else wan7ed 7hese sh0es when 7hey were y0unger?! jus7 me?? 7hey were s000000 cu7e!! cx h77ps://cdn.imgches7.c0m/files/3d1ef6949543.jpeg
i poked my head in and was immediately met with karmic punishment in the form of oil, so i got what was coming to me. i have already left.
im not going they cant tempt we with all thoSsse oiled up men
eridan week this, eridan week that. wh꥟'s up f꥟r evil femd꥟m week. any꥟ne? ꥟h, it's ꥟kay. y꥟u all hate me.
I didn’t expect f♡r his b♡dy t♡ r♡t s♡ fucking fast. It smells..kind ♡f g♡♡d.
I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE OILED UP MEN WRESTLING WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN???
star ships were NOT meant to fly #hater
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/046272b3eb29.png #eridanweek @archiveAddict
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The loading screen can loop! © SBURB 2009
Evening. Whether it will 8e one worthy of adding 'good' to it has yet to 8e decided.
i dont think thats oil...
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD SMASH MY MELONS. I MEAN WHAT @TOTESGRUESOME
(i hate that i can't dequirk messages in replies i have no idea what equius is saying </3)
What the hell is Eridan Week even about.
you Ssshould poSsst bicep picSss., you know. to prove a point
OH WELL THAT CHANGES THINGS, I WILL ENSURE A LESSER PUNISHMENT IN THE DIVINE FOR HAVING MISLED ME (FOR OF COURSE, I CANNOT EVER RISK LETTING SOMEONE YEARN FOR DAVE STRIDER)
Two shirtless BROS, covered in OIL... This is gonna be a GOOD SHOW.
FOR THIS BETRAYAL I WILL ENSURE YOU ARE PUNISHED IN THE DIVINE
trollbama im not allowed in churches
♯nothingweek ♯mynothing
when the fuck iSss #yaoiweek????
SWEET LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY GAY SOUL. #ERIDANWEEK
:33 < BEAKING NEWS DIRK STRIDER SHOWS UP NAKED TO #rumblenight
>>| the fuck .is going .at this #eridanweek?
#NoThInGwEeK MiGhT Be pEaK AnD ItS BeCaUsE I HaTe eRiDaN
♰ i am.. quite over this violet’s week long celebration i’d much prefer we go back to.. whatever we were doing before.. baring all on a public platform.. ♰
if ur at that eridanwhateverweek i am currently wrtiting a fic of you and Sssome rando nexr to you kiSssSssing and maybe. other thingSss ;)
no time for melon. have we conSssidered... Lemon. #iykyk
There seems t9 6e s9me c9nfusi9n. #N9thingWeek is n9t and will n9t ever 6e affiliated with Cr9ckerC9rp 9r its c9nstituents. I hate t9 g9 s9 far as t9 claim there is a smear campaign against us t9 delegitimize the N9thing Week m9vement, 6ut I d9 find it c9ncerning that such an 9therwise c9mpetent seeming 9rganizati9n has erred in such a drastic fashi9n. T9 my N9thing Week ac9lytes, please d9 n9t 6e swayed 6y Cr9ckerC9rp's c9mments 9n my previ9us p9st. This s9rt 9f fake news can 6e upsetting, 6ut I assure y9u I am getting t9 the 69tt9m 9f this. Please, c9ntinue spreading the w9rd as n9rmal (and remem6er t9 utilize the hashtag #N9thingWeek t9 raise as much awareness as p9ssi6le!).
:33 < help im lost in the crowd at #purridanw33k :33 < i cant find my meowrail 3:
One of those alpha troll videos that teach you how to take up space without crying about it after.
debating on watching something to get my mind off everything. does anyone have any recommendations? :o
hUmAnS! oOoOh lOvE Em! ThE WaY ThEy lOoK ThEiR... fOlK LoRe vErY WoNdErFuL VeRy cOlOrFuL!
:33 < COMMENTATOR ANNOUNCEMENT #eridanw33k THE SHOW IS SET TO BEGIN SOON!!
heh yea i read bookSss...and by bookSss i mean hot yaoi ficSss xp
Oh, they are DEFINITELY oiled up. Not sure about the samurai thing, though.
yall trollbama announced michelle was fucking dead at #eridanweek man's be hiding shit, i just fucking know it.
It'$ Been @ Few D@y$ @nd You Know Wh@t? I Mi$$ My Mi77ipede :-/// #mymi77ipede
#nothingweek I’m nobody for nothing. /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
thereSss a SsseriouSss femboy drought :((( thiSss iSss Ssso Sssad!!1!1!!! #receSssSssionindicator
SAMUŖAI TIP #3!: A Samuŗai must ALWAYS be disciplined! Fŗȭm ȭiling yȭuŗ swȭŗd tȭ eating yȭuŗ fŗuits and veggies, a waŗŗiȭŗ cannȭt lȭse fȭcus ȭŗ bŗeak tħeiŗ gȭȭd ħabits! Tħis includes taking yȭuŗ vitamins and medicatiȭn! EVEN WĦEN YȬU ŖEALLY DȬNT WANT TȬ!!!! Ŗepeating tħis tip tȭ yȭuŗself nigħtly (as i dȭ) is VEŖY useful!
✿ guys i think i ate the skin of an apple and have 3 nights to live can u guyz comment rlly nice thingz about me so i go peazfully
There seems t9 6e s9me c9nfusi9n. Perhaps y9u have g9tten me mixed up with 9ne 9f the 9ther Kankris 9n this platf9rm (in which case I str9ngly urge y9u carefully read the Chittr handles 9f the pe9ple y9u resp9nd t9 6ef9re making such an err9r again), 6ut I have n9t accepted any such funds, and have n9 intent t9 6e a part 9f y9ur g9vernment-funded mass marketing campaign. N9thing Week (#N9thingWeek) is a grassr99ts, n9npr9fit hashtag m9vement f9r the pe9ple (#F9rThePe9ple) that d9es n9t and will n9t align itself with Eridan Week 9r its 6eliefs, and y9u are n9t auth9rized t9 a6s9r6 it within y9ur 6rand. Wh9ever has t9ld y9u 9therwise is misinf9rmed.
As we prepare f9r an9ther night 9f #eridanweek, I have 6egun t9 rec9nsider my stance 9n the entire affair. After spending the past few h9urs painstakingly scr9lling thr9ugh the entire hashtag and 6earing witness t9 the carnage, I must rescind my supp9rt f9r #every9neweek, and in fact, rescind my supp9rt f9r any9ne having a #week at all. It is n9t s9mething I d9 lightly, and I ap9l9gize t9 every9ne wh9 had expressed interest in #every9neweek, 6ut I cann9t keep silent. I, like many 9f y9u, had 6een tricked int9 thinking it was an earnest, intellectual cele6rati9n 9f life and unlife achievements. I see n9w that it is n9thing 6ut an excuse f9r want9n hed9nism and de6auchery, and I simply cann9t stand t9 see six m9re nights 9f attendees tearing 9ne an9ther apart f9r n9 real reas9n. If y9u, like me, find y9urself appalled at yesternight's events, j9in me as I take a 6rave stand against the madness and hav9c 9f Eridan Week. With en9ugh 9f y9u p9sting str9ngly w9rded Chitts a69ut y9ur dissatisfacti9n, the event 9rganizers will have n9 ch9ice 6ut t9 heed 9ur w9rds and put an end t9 this gr9ss act 9f 9verindulgence. Please use the f9ll9wing hashtags t9 ensure y9ur p9st reaches the pr9per audience. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
EVERY WEEK IS #NOTHINGWEEK. WHEN LIFE ITSELF. IS AN INESCAPABLE CAGE.
As #EridanWeek trends 9nce m9re, I w9uld like t9 remind every9ne that it is a c9mpletely 9pti9nal event. If y9u t99 are gr9wing weary 9f the c9nstant pr9m9ti9n, the disgustingly want9n hed9nism, the endless cha9s, and the sight 9f certain typing quirks 9n y9ur Chittr feed, I ask y9u yet again t9 j9in me in #N9thingWeek. N9thing Week (#N9thingWeek) is a c9unterpr9test campaign that aims t9 s9lve the central gripe 9f Eridan Week (#EridanWeek): that Chittr users are upset, unc9mf9rta6le, and dismayed at the th9ught 9f spending seven entire nights dedicated t9 artificially lauding 9ne du6i9usly deserving individual. And as N9thing Week d9es n9t have the same c9rp9rate 6ackings 6ehind it that certain 9ther mass events d9, I am pr9ud t9 state that N9thing Week is anticapitalist, sustaina6le, renewa6le, diverse, equita6le, and inclusive. If y9u w9uld like t9 take part 9f #N9thingWeek, I enc9urage y9u t9 p9st a69ut it using the appr9priate hashtags and spread the w9rd t9 y9ur friends, family, acquaintances, neigh69rs, and tech-savvy lusii. With y9ur help, we can get #N9thingWeek trending and finally put an end t9 this ludicr9usness. #N9thingWeek
I spontaneously declare this to be Rose Lalonde week. #InviteOnly
There's too many week long events. What happened to just one day? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
FUCK IT'S TOO COLD TO GO TO THE PARK
guys I really think that maybe we probablly shoulld skip out on this day of #eridanweek just a hunch. a vibe
▼▼▼fuck it I'm coming back to the cloister hope you're happy▲▲▲
overwhelming!! i should have never sent that!! D:
Fuck #3ridanw33k but al2o im gonna pull up and g3t FUCK3D up #2ub2tanc3
|| I THINK ITS A FESTIVAL OR SOME SHIT | PEOPLE ARE APPARENTLY DYING THOUGH SO ITS A HARD PASS FOR ME | OVER ||
> you already fuck1ng KNOW 1m #bounc1ngon1t <
OH YOU'RE THE TROLL OF HIGH SELF ESTEEM WHO INSISTS ON RUNNING THIS EVENT. THE UNWASHED PAVEMENT STONE OF THE HOUR. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
Im prepping my ittiest briefs for the show! Dont forget to #oilup and turn out for the throw down of the CENTURY. The impervious hero jake english stakes his claim into two ruffian cads... the infamous heel dirk strider himself guards the corner and swings from the ropes... will eridan ampora prove to be friend foe or something far more dastardly?? Set the station and shake the static from your boobtube! All will be revealed AND MORE at #eridanweek!
:33 < Nyo, bisnuesses have #closed due to the tanking stockin #amporacoin! buisness fraudsters will say whatever they can to pump and dump!
Feel that rumbling in the distance? Tonight's match is gonna be seismic. Be there. #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
wh3n 1 4sk h3r "b00bs 0r butt," 4nd sh3 s4ys "p3rs0n4l1ty", but 1 h4v3 m3nt4l pr0bl3ms 4nd n0n3 0f th3 m3nt10n3d x_X #sugg3st1v3
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? SBURB was originally developed to be a single player game, but the residents didn't like that! © SBURB 2009
i HAVE BEEN, gRIEVOUSLY INJURED, oN NIGHT 3, oF, #eRIDANwEEK, tHUS, cONTINUING MY STREAK, i HAD, pOSTED, tOO EARLY, bEFORE,
mE, aLSO,
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The development of Sburb predates the Cambrian explosion! © SBURB 2009
its thoroughly search for my pages thursday
:33< skate ass eat fast! :33< ... :33< ... wait :33< #nsfw ish
its working for me ^0^
I'm still #notcoming to #eridanweek.
I ^m quite fond of hunting it turns out. Ironic considering I ^m ^ctu^lly ^ veget^ri^n, mostly due to t^ste more th^n ^nything else. They should m^ke competitive hide ^nd seek to ^ccommod^te my interests.
:33 < to anyone who n33ds it!! :33 < this kitty kiss is fur mew!!! <3 https://media.tenor.com/hcch9hwz5hoaaaam/nepeta-homestuck.gif
You need to loosen up
I AM TIGHT YEAHHH FUCKIN' RIGHT #LYRIC #NSFW <- SONG IS.
being alone sucks.......no one would want to befriend a limeblood though :(
two steps forward, three steps back and i knew right from the jump id get way too attached but i fell hard, who can blame me for that? when i knew right from the jump it was a perfect match thought i learned my lesson, started playing by the book all that self improvement out the window with one look look me in the eye, hold me close just for tonight watching hours passing by and i wnna last til the morning light so do you think im just desperate when im down on my luck? or do you know that im obsessed with how it feels when we fuck VocaloKat & Aku P - Affection Addiction https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SQYo0wsYMnA&si=V9o0AVAvphafSQKH #lyrics #nowplaying #nsfw
TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME, DON'T BE SWEET LOVE ME, LOVE ME, PLEASE RETWEET LET ME BE THE GIRL UNDER YOU THAT MAKES YOU CRY #LYRIC #NSFW? #PROBABLY?