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As #EridanWeek trends 9nce m9re, I w9uld like t9 remind every9ne that it is a c9mpletely 9pti9nal event. If y9u t99 are gr9wing weary 9f the c9nstant pr9m9ti9n, the disgustingly want9n hed9nism, the endless cha9s, and the sight 9f certain typing quirks 9n y9ur Chittr feed, I ask y9u yet again t9 j9in me in #N9thingWeek. N9thing Week (#N9thingWeek) is a c9unterpr9test campaign that aims t9 s9lve the central gripe 9f Eridan Week (#EridanWeek): that Chittr users are upset, unc9mf9rta6le, and dismayed at the th9ught 9f spending seven entire nights dedicated t9 artificially lauding 9ne du6i9usly deserving individual. And as N9thing Week d9es n9t have the same c9rp9rate 6ackings 6ehind it that certain 9ther mass events d9, I am pr9ud t9 state that N9thing Week is anticapitalist, sustaina6le, renewa6le, diverse, equita6le, and inclusive. If y9u w9uld like t9 take part 9f #N9thingWeek, I enc9urage y9u t9 p9st a69ut it using the appr9priate hashtags and spread the w9rd t9 y9ur friends, family, acquaintances, neigh69rs, and tech-savvy lusii. With y9ur help, we can get #N9thingWeek trending and finally put an end t9 this ludicr9usness. #N9thingWeek

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Please enjoy the alternative enrichment of #nothingweek sponsored by CROCKERCORP! Your endorsement compensation is on the way, Kankri. It is truly a pleasure doing business with you.

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There seems t9 6e s9me c9nfusi9n. Perhaps y9u have g9tten me mixed up with 9ne 9f the 9ther Kankris 9n this platf9rm (in which case I str9ngly urge y9u carefully read the Chittr handles 9f the pe9ple y9u resp9nd t9 6ef9re making such an err9r again), 6ut I have n9t accepted any such funds, and have n9 intent t9 6e a part 9f y9ur g9vernment-funded mass marketing campaign. N9thing Week (#N9thingWeek) is a grassr99ts, n9npr9fit hashtag m9vement f9r the pe9ple (#F9rThePe9ple) that d9es n9t and will n9t align itself with Eridan Week 9r its 6eliefs, and y9u are n9t auth9rized t9 a6s9r6 it within y9ur 6rand. Wh9ever has t9ld y9u 9therwise is misinf9rmed.

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He's such a kidder, this one.

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I am n9t. #N9thingWeek is a seri9us issue and I appr9ach it with n9thing 6ut the gravity that it deserves. I d9n't kn9w wh9 9n y9ur team is resp9nsi6le f9r this mix-up, 6ut see that it is rectified immediately 6ef9re I am f9rced t9 take acti9n against y9u.

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FINALLY A GOOD FUCKING POST KANKRI