♣ mediated by @hemoptysisCyanide
When i get boored oon my scary cave quest i just ask the evil oorb too peep the hoorroor and it's the funniest fucking thing ever i tell yoou that
c< iM gONNa Hit sOMeONe witH a sHOvel, 4 fuN >c
Coome listen too my evil Oorb
Soomeoone's jealoous oof my Oorb oof Hoorroor
:33< if somebody says they have nyathing to hide ask fur their credit card details
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ He's the only real one on this site https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/Screenshot_20260520-121041~2.png
dont listen to any purple men hi i can most assuredly help you
NONONONONO!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS JUST AND KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE DOING!!!!!
INTYERNET. IS BAD IN THE CAVES. COME HELP
Hey, quest-taker! There used to be four of us but we killed a guy
Hey, quest-takers! One of our admins forgot to properly mentioned we've now introduced 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 alongside your normal daily ones in our latest hotfix! They have been promptly executed for this mistake. Thank you! (#violence ?)
•° *h wa!t dude that’s s* smart h*ld *n ! g*tta try th!s
｢megane-san sometimes holds little pieces his sushi meal under his shita for later snackins and sucklings! (^з^)-☆ itadakimasu~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sushi means "fish meal". shita means tongue. ( ゜ρ゜ ) itadakimasu means "i'm ready for this yummy meal, let's dig in!"]
｢and nyo, megane-san is not cosplaying. we're just that similar to each other kekekekeke~(｀∀´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: cosplaying means costume play, the common east alternian hobby of dressing up as your oshi, waifu, or husbando! ＼(^_^)／]
OMnomNom!!
hMMm.. 1 wuLDnt s4y saF3!! 1m c0m1ng 4 ur /lib filEZ!! XDD
i gotta start making less pitiable chitts holy fuck
That was really fucking scary
(=^・ω・^=) < WAIT DID PURRILING SEASON START FURR REAL????????? WHERE DA HOES AT????????? #NSFW
K--<issuing correction to previous post: mandie does need to pail they just jerk it with one of their farm conscript buddies #nsfw
｢gyah! pifzip-chan! look away! (´つω・｡)｣
six se\/en ^_^ 891011121314151617181920
K--<day 1 of moiraillegiance she goes and has pitchpail and doesnt invite me to watch </>
We Should All Ask Ourselves Who Is Tung Tung Sahur Right This Instant
Tung tung #phunt phunt phunt sahur
K--<"kys" asks: "phunt phunt phunt sahur" i respond: "phunt kryqusss (six seven voice)" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
phunt phunt phunt sahur
Yo neighbors guess who's back Back again
TW: #su6stances #emet9ph96ia #addicti9n #sad
K--<phuntr if you fumble her you are the biggest idiot on alternia
WHAT THE FUCK? I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS. I'M NOT IN YOUR GANG. I'M NOT PULLING UP.
K--<anonymous asks: "da minion or da bob fo today" i respond: "what the fuck are you saying" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
8=8 > you can english a piano but you cant english a fish
@heedlessCheapskate piity react me one more tiime see what happens
We should establish a Warmblood hour. To celebrate her. I am an ally.
What do you mean 8y "FLARP is for Wrigglers?" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9dc1838f2a8.jpg
> mfw chud just wants to get the last laugh.
> says this while actively seeking MY attention by responding like thirsty cuck. > you don't think before you type do you?
> nope! your cope keeps making my giggle like a schoolgirl. > look at you! you managed to put a smile on someone's face! > bet that's a first lolololol.
> i made it mainly because the thought of someone with the last name who resembles "piss-shit" i just could not let slide. > made a buffoon of you and now you're seething!
✝+ I can't say I'd be thrilled to see a sweaty man in a robe trying to sacrifice me to his god. +✝ ✝+ I'd scream too. +✝
> case. > in. > point.
> love you so much too bro. > ROFLMAO.
> and yet you keep coming back! > so greedy for my attention. > here you go, papa got you with the attention you wanted. happy? > LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
> real enough to know a bulge rider when i see it. > boing! boing! boing!(this is the sounds you're making if you're too dense to understand, which i believe so since i typed this) > keep on bouncing, champ! > cope and seethe! LOLOLOLOLOL
> these haters all hate me because i'm either just calling them out indirectly, infallibly correct in every regard, and they can't be me. > haters gonna hate-spew their hate sewage. > little do they know it only fuels me to wanna post more. > keep it coming, soon maybe i'll start wiggling my toes out of ecstasy from all the malding i cause with my posts. > lmaoaoaoaoaoao
Takes a picture of you with my mind's eye. Eeeeeeyup. That's going in the mental cringe compilation.
> absolute foid over here lmfao > get mogged. not my fault you're a whore for being barkbeast-walked online by such a based chad. > stay mad!
If Yunyun were a subject in sch**l then it'd be so much more bearable NGL. That teacher would be p awesome 2. And maybe I'd make fr**nds with some of my classmates who also learned to love Yunyun. Cuz I feel like the only thing keeping everyone from loving Yunyun is just not knowing enough about her TBH. If there were some mandatory Yunyun class or smth then everything would be cleared up and love denpa would be spreading everywhere. The world would be a better place with so many people receiving Yunyun's signals and sharing them.
> whoever's name rhymes with "shoalin piss-shit" that keeps hating my posts. > how does my bulges taste in your mouth? lolol > fuck you eat shit and die. > you know exactly who you are. #vagueposting
> this post is for wojak enjoyers. > send me whatever wojak you have, and I'll make it infinitely cooler by turning it into troll form. > too many human ones plaguing the interweb smh. > i'm just too advanced compared to the typical troll ig. lololol.
⚓︎ 〰〰hy is e〰eryone al〰〰ays pityin my posts 〰〰o〰ld it kill yo〰 g〰ys to like somethin once in a f〰ckin 〰〰hile
This Kullfarming shit is easy. Sent from my Cybertruck
~I can ~Only get ~Off tO~ Her~O Wars: Alliance ads ~On Grumblr ~#nsfw~
also im kinda abusivve and vvillainous
deservved
if you say so
"8ut your alts..." "Usually your alts..." "Okay, but your alts..." hey... hey... hey... im going to chewv your face off. nowv you can hate me.
id prefer if people hate me for the shit i do, not the shit they think im gonna do.
{ DO NOT MEDI∆TE THIS CHIT!!! } { I ∆M PERFECTLY B∆L∆NCED ∆ND C∆LM RIGHT NOW }
(IM ABOUT TO CREAM IN YOU.) #NSFW #CREAMTEAM #SELFCEST #YAOI
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