> you all know what's coming > and it's coming in hot af lol > NEW. DIALOGUE/RANT!!! > lemme paint a picture > you're a fan of fiduspawn, because fiduspawn is kickass. fuck whatever normie NPC LOSER tells you. > you wanna go grab a deck of cards from the local store/wherever tf. > but then, they're ALL SOLD OUT THE DAY YOU KNOW THEY RESTOCKED. > you wonder: "fuck, people really must like fiduspawn! gotta come early to get a pack next time" > so, the next time does come around, and you arrive earlier. > but GUESS WHAT? > SOME ROTUND, MOUTH-BREATHING, MUSTARD-STAINED, CHEETO-DUSTED FINGERED, CHEESE SWEATING L O S E R is there. > he has a cart and is just straight DOGGING THEM BITCHES DOWN ALL INTO HIS CART LIKE THE LOSER CHUD HE IS! > i think we have an idea of what this loser is doing > what you may ask? > SCALPING! YAAAAY!!! > now i can't get JACK SHIT for another damn week because this fuckass with shorts too low that show his goddamn ass crack just bought it all out! > I AM FUCKING LIVID. > I WILL FOLLOW THIS FUCKER. > THIS IS AN ACTUALLY ANGRY POST FUCK YOU FOR SCALPING FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST WANTED A SINGLE FIDUSPAWN DECK FUUUUUCK.



