♠ hated by @hemoptysisCyanide
When i get boored oon my scary cave quest i just ask the evil oorb too peep the hoorroor and it's the funniest fucking thing ever i tell yoou that
I'm searching foor the Oorb oof Hoorroor i doon't have time foor this!!!!!!!! 📍 The Cave оf Scary
Coome listen too my evil Oorb
Soomeoone's jealoous oof my Oorb oof Hoorroor
:33< if somebody says they have nyathing to hide ask fur their credit card details
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_ Not everyone needs to be an ask bloG. THis isn't Grumblr. If you insist on partakinG in sucH tomfoolery, at least taG it someHow so people tHat don't want to see it can avoid it. _ Call me a spoil-sport, but I know for a fact I'm not tHe only one tHat finds it irritatinG. _ #dasHwatcHinG
= B(---> Get Off My Post Pukestain
= B(---> The Peop=e Have Been Making Demands And Who Am I To =et Them Go Unheard. = B(---> Ask Away =osers =o= https:forms.g=euyxs3xajjw6mzxvt8
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ He's the only real one on this site https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/Screenshot_20260520-121041~2.png
wvhere you vwandering anywvays, like, planet-wvise?
INTYERNET. IS BAD IN THE CAVES. COME HELP
he's that bartender from troll the simpsons
Hey, quest-taker! There used to be four of us but we killed a guy
Hey, quest-takers! One of our admins forgot to properly mentioned we've now introduced 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 alongside your normal daily ones in our latest hotfix! They have been promptly executed for this mistake. Thank you! (#violence ?)
50 kult btw I am so loveable.
｢megane-san sometimes holds little pieces his sushi meal under his shita for later snackins and sucklings! (^з^)-☆ itadakimasu~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sushi means "fish meal". shita means tongue. ( ゜ρ゜ ) itadakimasu means "i'm ready for this yummy meal, let's dig in!"]
｢and nyo, megane-san is not cosplaying. we're just that similar to each other kekekekeke~(｀∀´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: cosplaying means costume play, the common east alternian hobby of dressing up as your oshi, waifu, or husbando! ＼(^_^)／]
big stud in svweet moobeast leather porks the feminism out of hotheaded jade. #poetry #erotica #nsfwv
gavwe up that gimmick quick huh? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/437e23d542ae.png
I am now officially a recognized member of this community. Surely this is a chudly offense.
= B(---> Ew
K--<issuing correction to previous post: mandie does need to pail they just jerk it with one of their farm conscript buddies #nsfw
six se\/en ^_^ 891011121314151617181920
Tung tung ive tung tung tung sahad it
Tung tung https://media1.tenor.com/m/yxc6kpTB_nsAAAAd/baseball-brainrot.gif
Tung tung tung sahur vs ten thousand hungry grubs
Tung tung https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM3lhZTZhMDczbmJrdXI4NWVzaXVzdHNnN2s3OW12MHJ5NjI4OW5tMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/HK2Ro7m0l2Evhk1nO3/giphy.gif
Tung tung #phunt phunt phunt sahur
⛈ Ive decided that everyone who raises my kull score is a tsundere and secretly loves me #mytruth #mymeta
K--<"kys" asks: "phunt phunt phunt sahur" i respond: "phunt kryqusss (six seven voice)" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
phunt phunt phunt sahur
Yo neighbors guess who's back Back again
TW: #su6stances #emet9ph96ia #addicti9n #sad
√(And yet you replied. Curious.)²
K--<anoymous asks: "How many daily hours do you have on grubstagram on average" i respond: "i have never used that website in my life i dont even have an account who the fuck do you think i am" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "da minion or da bob fo today" i respond: "what the fuck are you saying" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
Considering the resurrections I have overseen recently, perhaps a new meaning to my chosen name can be assigned: Doctor Frankenstein. Hoo Hoo. Speaking of resurrections, I have begun to have…ideas.
WE TOO ARE. IN THIS MASQUERADE.
K--<@doctoralGraft asks: "what's your thoughts on medical malpractice and should it be punished" i respond: "yeah overall im definitely against medical malpractice im gonna say that ones bad if im being honest" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
Shoutout to sandwiches. they are, as the wrigglers would say, "delicious biztasty".
aint got jack shit to post but just vwanted to say hey
~That's n~Ot what i said thO~
i wanna poke phuntrs big belly and go "yummers!" ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
i want phuntr so bad even though it makes me look silly and stupid but i don't care ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
#nsfw #suggestive
i wanna see the striders making out with each other so bad. i just, wanna see them fuck, really badly, like one of my ao3 fics, but irl. maybe like a dozen of them naked sweaty bodies just, going at it in a room together ♥︎ #nsfw; #nsfwe; #incest; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
...he's really not THAT bad once you get to know h1m, haha...
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
Please remem6er that alth9ugh it is fine t9 expl9re y9ur sexuality (and I w9uld n9t think t9 kinkshame, 9r c9nd9ne such) (TW #sexuality #nsfw #kinks #c9llars #kinkshaming) that c9llars can actually represent incredi6ly t9xic dynamics that reinf9rce pr96lematic p9wer im6alances especially in regards t9 the hem9spectrum. As well, it sh9uld n9t have t9 6e said that treating 9thers like 6easts/pretending t9 6e such in sexual c9ntexts 69rders 9n s9me icky implicati9ns. As always, kink resp9nsi6ly. [Genuine statement.]
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/458e02777fd9.jpeg @gutsyGumshoe HONK.
Human Biology Lesson #NSFW Edition. They grow body hair much more than trolls do, the intended design of which is to permit them to velcro together during coitus and deposit their seed.
sigh. i'm gonna go to troll Claire's. lowblood girlfriends are free to join ~
Speaking of, Like, quadmates.... Just, like, saying.... All mine Are, like, Open...
= B(---> How Many Times Do I Have To B=ock You =o= #vagueposting
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "@JUSTICEoTAKU IS A POSER N*RMIE TRYING TO FIT IN WITH REAL OTAKU CUZ THEY WANNA LOOK COOL TO THE ogS.' JUICY! LETS GET *INTO IT!* [fORM IN PINNED]
K--<@nicheLarper @consequentlyOblique @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek us #TeamChud
~⟢||that's the saddest thing i'VVe eVVer heard get said. well maybe not saddest. top 10 for sure though.||⟣~
I would never demand anything of you. I simply offer a kind request. I am an ally.
We should establish a Warmblood hour. To celebrate her. I am an ally.
I assure you I am aware that human blood is red. That does not make you Warmblood. Warmblood is a position within the socio-political framework of Alternia, not something determined by the colour of your blood. I fight for meaningful improvement to the life of Warmblood, and I do not simply throw my banner behind somebody based on arbitrary factors like the colour of her blood. Consider your own internal biases to try and figure out why you cannot believe someone would find genuine value and beauty in Warmblood for who she is rather than the colour of her blood. I am an ally.
@syntheticRevolution I am not a chaser. I am an ally.
> DIE IN A FIRE.
> currently at that event that the ball-headed guy posted the coords for. > how does anyone live like this holy fucking shit. > it's so... GREEN. > MY EYES.
mm...... let’2 be evviil together..
> mfw chud just wants to get the last laugh.
> says this while actively seeking MY attention by responding like thirsty cuck. > you don't think before you type do you?
> even your own bait sucks. > do you struggle to put your clothes on in the morning without assistance? > kekekkekekekekekkekekekekkekekekekekekkek
> nope! your cope keeps making my giggle like a schoolgirl. > look at you! you managed to put a smile on someone's face! > bet that's a first lolololol.
> i made it mainly because the thought of someone with the last name who resembles "piss-shit" i just could not let slide. > made a buffoon of you and now you're seething!
> lol tell me about it. > the way these inane dimwits keep getting backhanded pimp smacked by my pretty fucking rational points got me GEEKED. > this isn't even mentioning the obvious ragebait. > making lolcows out of these slop-fuckers.
> case. > in. > point.
> not if i have you utterly obsessed over me! > at this rate you're probably gonna be crying over my open casket.
> love you so much too bro. > ROFLMAO.
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> lol you wish you could hook up with one of my quadrant mates. > mfw living rent free in your head. > ah, these type of posts are the highlight of my day!
> and yet you keep coming back! > so greedy for my attention. > here you go, papa got you with the attention you wanted. happy? > LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
> triggered posting is CRAZY work. > fuck you @hemoptysisCyanide stay mad and bad.
> "MORE COPE INCOMING! WATCH OUT SOLDIERS!" lolololololol. > literally obsessed oml. > if this is pitch flirting for you, you're fucking AWFUL at it. EL EM AYE OH.
> real enough to know a bulge rider when i see it. > boing! boing! boing!(this is the sounds you're making if you're too dense to understand, which i believe so since i typed this) > keep on bouncing, champ! > cope and seethe! LOLOLOLOLOL
> these haters all hate me because i'm either just calling them out indirectly, infallibly correct in every regard, and they can't be me. > haters gonna hate-spew their hate sewage. > little do they know it only fuels me to wanna post more. > keep it coming, soon maybe i'll start wiggling my toes out of ecstasy from all the malding i cause with my posts. > lmaoaoaoaoaoao
Takes a picture of you with my mind's eye. Eeeeeeyup. That's going in the mental cringe compilation.
> absolute foid over here lmfao > get mogged. not my fault you're a whore for being barkbeast-walked online by such a based chad. > stay mad!
If Yunyun were a subject in sch**l then it'd be so much more bearable NGL. That teacher would be p awesome 2. And maybe I'd make fr**nds with some of my classmates who also learned to love Yunyun. Cuz I feel like the only thing keeping everyone from loving Yunyun is just not knowing enough about her TBH. If there were some mandatory Yunyun class or smth then everything would be cleared up and love denpa would be spreading everywhere. The world would be a better place with so many people receiving Yunyun's signals and sharing them.
> i wish for only horrible things for you. > kek.
> whoever's name rhymes with "shoalin piss-shit" that keeps hating my posts. > how does my bulges taste in your mouth? lolol > fuck you eat shit and die. > you know exactly who you are. #vagueposting
> this post is for wojak enjoyers. > send me whatever wojak you have, and I'll make it infinitely cooler by turning it into troll form. > too many human ones plaguing the interweb smh. > i'm just too advanced compared to the typical troll ig. lololol.
did t+is +allowed bitc+ of t+e utmost debauc+ery just call me a fake c+rommunist because im not mentally ill
⚓︎ 〰〰hy is e〰eryone al〰〰ays pityin my posts 〰〰o〰ld it kill yo〰 g〰ys to like somethin once in a f〰ckin 〰〰hile
> i honestly don't understand how i even could breath the same air as some of you HALF-WITS that ride the bulge of the one's they're fans of so hard. > they wish to be them. > buy the fairybull-shit that buy and promote. > "I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOM" > even act as them! > BE ORIGINAL AND ACTUALLY WRINKLE THAT PAN OF YOURS WITH A THOUGHT FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF LETTING IT BE CUEBALL SMOOTH. LOLOLOL. > what a bunch of total LOLCOWS. > getting more advanced with wojak making btw. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ef26e3e7a039.png
*scraping noises*
This Kullfarming shit is easy. Sent from my Cybertruck
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... THAT SHE (@HEMOPTYSIScYANIDE) SMELLS LIKE ACTUAL BARKBEAST SHIT EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT ENCOUNTERED HER IRL (THANKFULLY)' ...yEAH, i'LL STILL ALLOW SOME SLANDER HERE. iTS FUNNY. aH, THE CLASSIC 'DOESNT SHOWER' HEADCANON EVERY 'LOSER' CHARACTER GETS EVENTUALLY. WEAR IT AS A BADGE OF HONOR. [fORM IN PINNED]
Stop liking my Chitts before we get married.
CUZ PPL DESERVE TO KNOW WHAT *YOU* ARE!!! RADICAL N*RMIE POSER J*B-FLEXER!!!!!!!
don'T get upset because senpai isn'T messaging you! BAHAHAHAHA that'S karma fucker
Saw one of the /owb/ood workers at Tro// McDona/ds add one addtiona/ c/uckbeast gib/et to an order. Shamefu/. #FourMeansFour
Not all good intentions will be understood. Not all good deeds can be done with clean fronds. The most you can do is hope that the outcome was worth the path paved in blood. #MacroCullsmos reminds you to call your lusus today. Even if she’s better off not knowing. #LususDay #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
~I can ~Only get ~Off tO~ Her~O Wars: Alliance ads ~On Grumblr ~#nsfw~
deservved
cant go three minutes on this platform wwithout catchin strays ffs
it pisses me off w↔en lowbloods get culled for dumb s↔it~ t↔at's a perfectly good sex toy and you're just tossing it out like t↔at~? i guess t↔ere's a lot of t↔em to go around, but still~ #nsfw #nsfwe
"8ut your alts..." "Usually your alts..." "Okay, but your alts..." hey... hey... hey... im going to chewv your face off. nowv you can hate me.
id prefer if people hate me for the shit i do, not the shit they think im gonna do.
💠~ Imagine being a lowblood chaser lmaooooooo ~💠
lmao 50 ♡ and i'll post a pussy pic vs 50 ♤ and i'll post ass. #nsfw the joke is that i'll never hit those numbers rip you horny suckers
I LIED!!! THERE WILL BE NO EYE REVEAL!!!!!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0a594743aad.png #vvaguechit #blockedagain #formyhumor #and #mywwit #mycurse
"I don't know what to chitt about" I honestly couldn't relate less. I have drafts you couldn't even fathom. #GrindsetMindset #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
Why is everyone on here bullying me😭🙏💔🥀
Jerking off my WhatsCock right now. #nsfw
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/WikiMeme_Dank.jpg/3840px-WikiMeme_Dank.jpg @frotniteGuy DONT COMPLAIN ITS OBJEKVCLTIELY FNUNY IT SAYS SO ON WIKIPEDIA
filled wwith rage right noww howw about you guys
people are alwways askin me eridan howw do you havve such great skin an the answwer is undoubtedly genmat retention i used to be just like you chumps i suffered from t zone acne since i wwas six but that all changed wwhen i started edgin our ancestors all practiced genmat retention wwhich is wwhy they rocked swweet beards men theres a reason soyciety gatekeeps this ancient praxis from us read all about it on my substack @ substack.com/caligulaAscendit an consider subbin for more alpha lifestyle tips to help YOU escape the matrix #nsfww #alpha
wwhyre rusts so irresistible theyre a dime a dozen and yet somethin deep and dark in my psyche drawws me in wwas i fuckin hexed again
hey i jzt made my accz here .w. im def0 a troll LOL truzt!!!!
HEY! ITS CLASSIST AND RACIST! PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY WORK
EMPLOYMENT IS FOR THE LESSER CASTE THAT CANT RUN A FEMBOY SLAVE BUSINESS
Just arrivved at #eridanwweek. WWhat the fuck is happening??
Hello #eridanweek! I am here to visit! /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
clarifying again what im about because people toss me a follow without looking at my account brotherfucking brotherfucking sisterfucking motherfucking mostly brotherfucking jerking off being gross brotherfucking weird porn #incest #brotherfucking #sisterfucking #nsfw
:33 < listen. :33 < sometimes. we just gotta accept meowrails fur who they are
:33 < i wanna dm mew a titty pic meow and watch mew flip out. :33 < mew kinda remind me of karkitty! :33c
that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant
https://open.spotify.com/track/67iAlVNDDdddxqSD2EZhFs?si=f728886984454c33
I WAS. I AM A REAL LION I DON'T GIVE A FuCKER. IN A WORLD. OF ACTuALLY KIND OF GIVES A FuCK SHEEP. LEARN TO BE LIKE ME. AND YOu WILL BE ENOBLED. LORD OVER OTHERS HOW FuCKING BOTHERED YOu ARE. BY THE CHITTERING NuISANCE. THAT POLLuTE THE FEED. WITH BORING. ASININE INJOKES. THAT WERE NEVER VERY FuNNY TO BEGIN WITH. OF THE WHORES. SQuAWKING. DESPERATELY. FOR CRuMBS OF ATTENTION.
:33 < hmmm... :33 > the kitty council will decide mewr fate
HEY TROLSL LOOK AT TGHE MEME I JUST MADE :VVVV XDD https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66ec5c82f071c96331ed8b93/cabe7e3a-fc1d-47c6-9050-45cd07cf8d5e/Image+06-11-2024+at+19.25.jpeg #DANKMEMES #DARKHUMOR #LIBERALSCRYHARDER
im tired of seeing women with big boobs like not just normal big boobs that can happen but crazy big boobs its just a fucking fetish stop fetishizing women lets be so fucking fr #nsfw
raiding? there's like a bunch of us but i wouldnt call that raiding...
DON'T FORGET THAT WE'LL BE PLAYING TOMORROW AT #ERIDANWEEK! https://i.ibb.co/fVMqWkfM/ce25-2-1.jpg
someone threw a fucking cake into the crowd.
^^ Fine dining on the most succulent meats, fresh vegetables, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and gold leaf garnish, and ^^
FOR CHITTING WHAT ROX SAID AT ERIDAN WEEK???
OH SORRY #RUMBLENIGHTATERIDANWEEK
He's so... NONCHALANT.
nomell/abnoel doodle because i felt like posting this one my favorite serial killer based on dexter, yoshikage kira, dr jeykll and mr hyde, and also tad strange from gravity falls (no im not kidding) https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/Screenshot%202026-04-02%20145548.png
i have a presidential pardon from church shout out trollbama that is #mypresident
D --> It amuses me when people think they are as STRONG as me
…Okay. Yeah. I’m in full support of #eridanweek.
Not Enough Of You Are Oiled Up In Celebration Of The Event. #eridanweek
The individuals who attend Eridan Week need every form of God available.
Livechitting from #ERIDANWEEK! I am SO hyped for this.
a hate react and no reply, that’s what we call a win, dears!
:33 < #rumblenight ANNOUNCEMENT!!! DIRK STRIDER/JAKE ENGLISH QUOTE: DIRK: We've got one question for you all. JAKE: ARE YOU READY... TO.... JAKE: EFFING RUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F41RLY C3RT41N 1 JUST S4W @adiosToreador F4LL 1NT0 4 V4T 0F 01L #3R1D4NW33K
hey i got a cool idea for howw to celebrate #eridanwweek howwzabout instead a buryin the tl in a buncha unfunny bullshit you assholes fuckin READ MY POSTS
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
wwait one goddamn minute i just realized i decided on this quirk after i wwatched some movvies wwith kar but it wwas betwween twwo of em either i could talk like the poor chimney swweeper in "kindhearted jadeblood wwith mystical powwers suddenly appears in the livves a the twwo neglected spawwn of a fiduciarily inclined lusus; lighthearted fun, music, and reconciliation ensue" OR like troll pesci i picked the latter but it seems most eridans did the first are you seriously tellin me that the decidin factor in wwhether i beat captor an wwent on a rampage, or wwhether i lost an kan an kar laid into me till i calmed dowwn wwas wwhat fuckin ACCENT I USE
men.
Okay, slenderman. I found your fuckass pages. Don't tell me there's 8 more in a different locale or I will be PISSED
Please enjoy the alternative enrichment of #nothingweek sponsored by CROCKERCORP! Your endorsement compensation is on the way, Kankri. It is truly a pleasure doing business with you.
lifehack sometimes your brother will feel responsible for everything an alternate version of him did and you can have fucked up sexts about it #nsfw #incest #ensfw
I just realized somethin. How the fuck am I going to get back to my home when this week is over? Do I gotta like, ask god again? I didn't even text Amanda to tell her not to have two spaghetti meals in one day.
I think 3v3ryon3 who2 di3d got brought back 2o it2 all good
I see! I am sorry to have offended you with my existence. I think I am going to keep existing, as I have rather enjoyed it so far, but I will try to do so less dramatically •ᴗ•
Oh! That is a strong reaction. Did I do something wrong?
It appears common for users here to post even their most tangential thoughts. I am going to try this! My arm feels loose.
Oh uh hey. Looks like I found my way onto Chittr, heheh. /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
if you wwondered wwhy you aint seein as many trans people on trans day a vvisibility its cause they all wwent to #eridanwweek
"i came i saww i conquered or should i say i saww i saww i conquered #icame" -troll pitbul #eridanwweek #day4
8-> A COMMON MISCONCEPTION! #AMPORACOIN IS ACTUALLY GOING NUCLEAR AS #ERIDANWEEK MOVES ON!
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
// PUMPKIN PARTY IN DA ERIDAN PATCH...... IT'S NIGHT 4....... A NIGHT 4 RUMBLING.....!? #eridanweek #imcoming https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek#
incubate #brooding #nonsexual
being alone sucks.......no one would want to befriend a limeblood though :(