guyz im actually not zeriouz about hating eridan week btw i waz bored i #dontgiveazhit
yez becauze im #lowcortizol twin
:33 < hmmm... :33 > the kitty council will decide mewr fate
I WAS. I AM A REAL LION I DON'T GIVE A FuCKER. IN A WORLD. OF ACTuALLY KIND OF GIVES A FuCK SHEEP. LEARN TO BE LIKE ME. AND YOu WILL BE ENOBLED. LORD OVER OTHERS HOW FuCKING BOTHERED YOu ARE. BY THE CHITTERING NuISANCE. THAT POLLuTE THE FEED. WITH BORING. ASININE INJOKES. THAT WERE NEVER VERY FuNNY TO BEGIN WITH. OF THE WHORES. SQuAWKING. DESPERATELY. FOR CRuMBS OF ATTENTION.
i had a ztroke reading that
YOu SHOuLD KEEP THINGS LIKE THAT. TO YOuRSELF. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW. THAT YOu TOuCH YOuRSELF AT NIGHT. TO TINY. MEMORABILIAS. OF MY MEMENTOS. LEFT TO A THANKLESSLY. uNDESERVING WORLD.
what....
:33 < i stroke efurry night >:33
SAY LESS. LIKE. LITERALLY. SAY ACTuAL LESS. DO WOMEN OF THIS GENERATION. OR ANY PRECEEDING. OR FOLLOWING IT. NOT KNOW HOW MODESTY WORKS? DOES A SCANTY ANKLE REVEALED uNDER THE YANK. OF A SAuCY PANT LEG OPENING. MEAN NOTHING TO YOu CLASSLESS TRASHY SHE-SKANKS? I BET YOu STROKE EFuRRY NIGHT. I NEVER GET INVITED TO EFuRRY NIGHT. EVERY EFuRRY AND DIGITAL YIFFER ASSuMES I AM TOO COOL TO BE INVITED. AND I AM. FOR THE RECORD. BuT IT'S BECAuSE OF THIS PARALYSIS. AND THEIR WHOREISH TENDENCY. TO OVERINFLATE THE EVERLOVING SHIT. OuT OF THEIR ADMITTEDLY VERY LITTLE SELF WORTH. I CANNOT ENJOY THE TRANSPORTIVE PLEASuRE. AND BLISS. OF TELLING THEM. NO BITCH. AND SuMMARILY BLOCKING THEM.
:33 < i wanna dm mew a titty pic meow and watch mew flip out. :33 < mew kinda remind me of karkitty! :33c
THAT IS A HORRIBLE IDEA. I WILL CHEW YOuR ARMS OFF IF YOu EVEN MAKE THE ATTEMPT. I WILL MAKE NO EFFORT TO STOP YOu. HOWEVER. BECAuSE THOSE ARMS ARE LOOKING MIGHTY TEMPTING. YOu ABSOLuTE FuCKING NITWIT. I COuLD CHANT. OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IN VIOLENT RAPIDITY. WHY AREN'T YOu HITTING YOuRSELF. WHY AREN'T YOu HITTING YOuRSELF. WHY AREN'T YOu HITTING YOuRSELF. WHILE PICKING. STRAY REMNANTS. OF YOuR DISGuSTING WHORE'S BLOOD. OuT OF MY TEETH. WITH YOuR COMICALLY LARGE.IMPROMPTu TOOTHPICK ARMS. I STRONGLY ADVISE AGAINST THIS COuRSE OF ACTION.