dove &quot;sprite&quot; strider

@triumphantTestificate[TT]

I'm drunk enough to actually say something genuine. Jesus christ. I get so earnest off that Asahi. Jake: I know you're not gonna listen to me. You only listen to me when I'm telling you shit you want to hear. That's why we broke up. But trust me, man: There's nothing left for you here. No Dirk Strider in all of Paradox Space has what you're looking for. We can't fix you, and we can't make you a complete person again. No amount of throwing yourself at us and praying it'll be different this time will change that, and even if you found a Dirk who settled down with you for the rest of your life you still wouldn't be happy, because we are not good for each-other. You need to move on. You're a hot dude. You've got a nice ass, and you know how to use it. You are, on occasion, funny. You even don't look like total shit with a moustache. You've got a life to live, if you'd only stop tying yourself to the anchor that is Dirk Strider. If anything between us mattered to you, if you actually still love me and not just what I represent to you, then move on. Please. I want you to be happy. I love you, which is why you need to leave. Because none of the other Dirks love you back.

Kult: +23

Kull: +15

Total: 38

Ratio: 1.53

what the fuck. why isnt he being an intolerable douchebag. am i in opposite world

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Dirk.

@temperamentTestified[TT]

Oh wow. That's one of the most embarrassing things I've ever read. I honestly might be sick. #vagueposting

#vagueposting

Kult: +22

Kull: +25

Total: 47

Ratio: 0.88

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

I'm feeling confident we just read the same thing.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @barackObama[BO]

Dirk.

@temperamentTestified[TT]

Indeed we did, sir. What the hell is happening anymore???

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @temperamentTestified[TT]

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

I wish I knew, Mr. Strider. I wish I knew.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @barackObama[BO]

#vagueposting

ca******

@hteadnUdemrofnu[HU]

i am awake?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

not another one

never been to olive garden lowkey but it seems nasty as fuck

Kult: +14

Kull: +10

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.40

Dave Strider

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

you gotta try it they got good bread

↩ @turntechStrider[TS]

man i got bread at home and i can toast it for FREE

Tevsie Kingly

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Verified

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@autoClicker[AC]

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Are any of the Dave's girls actually #DaveYuri

#daveyuri

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

yeah

really enjoying the mysterious pervert of davehour btw shoutouts to the guy jacking off in the corner. adds a je ne sais quoi

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Rosami Murasa

@absurdistCartography[AC]

Wub. Girl. Wub.

↩ @absurdistCartography[AC]

the girl jacking off in the corner

Glave Valkyrie

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Bravest Warrior

a beloved member of the Starclan; and the author's favourite

Pretty Pegasus Pony

Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

Trying t⚣ think ⚣f a g⚣⚣d p⚣st f⚣r Dave h⚣ur but I can't s⚣ I will just ask the Daves this questi⚣n. What are y⚣ur ⚣pini⚣ns ⚣n Sasunaru?

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

not gay but not platonic either theyve invented a new type of bullcrap

Kult: +10

Total: 10

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

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Patron

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Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

#D4V3HOUR 3V3RYD4Y PL34S3

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

every hour is dave hour when you are dave

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @transgenderGamer[TG]

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

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Patron

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Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

1 4M UNFORTUN4T3LY NOT 4 D4V3 >:[

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

not with that attitude

↩ @transgenderGamer[TG]

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Mg. Slobberpet

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Patron

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Certified Kitty Maid

Moe Moe Kyun!!

@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

DO3S TH1S M34N 1M 4N HONOR4RY D4V3?!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

put some sunglasses on and start beatboxing then well consider it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dave 🍎

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

dave badge

nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@turntableGodhead[TG]

how WOULD one go about acquiring the #davehour badge through normal means i suppose but it never hurt to ask for clarification

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@imJunior get this man a badge

@imJunior

Tevsie Kingly

#nsfw #selfcest #doesselfcestneedtagged

Clicker Frenzy

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@autoClicker[AC]

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Dave hour sounds so erotic imagine them fuckin

Kult: +15

Kull: +7

Total: 22

Ratio: 2.14

thanks man good input

for #davehour i will be performing a "pacman themed freestyle"

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Mitunagoraga

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@adaptiveWheel[AW]

https://i.postimg.cc/X7Rmj7kb/Screenshot-20260610-171437.png

↩ @adaptiveWheel[AW]

i dont care

send me 5 dollars for #davehour

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

also send me money #davehour

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trivializingGangster[TG]

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

if you send me 10 bucks ill send you 5

↩ @transgenderGamer[TG]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

heres 15.4130

↩ @trivializingGangster[TG]

bro lives in the world where theres 10000 cents to a dollar

theres a very real divide between people who say chit and people who say chitt

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Laulum Pifzip

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

ON DAT DERP

Just about the derpiest user around!

@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

I ZAY BOTH

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

ok miss centrist

Kult: +5

Total: 5

if you dont acknowledge dirk he'll go away

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

june! 🎐

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

transgender

love yourself

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@elusiveBreeze[EB]

that is a really good URL pull.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @elusiveBreeze[EB]

dont i know it

John/June Egbert

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@ghostlyBiology[GB]

finally updated my profile pic.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

rockin that minecraft steve

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Tiffey Akashi™️