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love when i wake up and my first thought is that i miss someone thats awesome
the plus of barely leaving my place since last week is no one has told me i look like a guy lately a win is a win ill take what i can get
If you fill ★ bucket with dyed w★ter the done gets m★d ★s fuck btw. #nsfw
dont think that day will come unless we get some kind of like willy wonka jesus moment here but thanks
so like i gotta say. im not a big fan of the dick vein on snickers. dont get me wrong now i dont play about a good snickers bar yknow like you best be knowing that shit satisfies especially after a long day. like you know they know that snickers really satisfies and you just gotta be like 'hah! you sly rascal.' but the dick vein bro. i dont wanna think of chomping down on some dismembered chocolate cock of christmas past while im getting to the center of this caramel peanuts and nougat. why would i want to be biting down on a cock anyways id be wanting to do some sweet oral acrobatics on it if it was a lover, which snickers definitely could be if it didn't have this goddamn dickvein. like sure its from how they make it or whatever but i feel like we're in a post dick vein society at this point. sufficiently advanced to do away with the nuts and the buts of leaving behind a nasty looking ridge of chocolate that can only be described as a vein running down the length of what is otherwise a perfect satisfying delicious treat man. i dunno bro. i think we can move on from the snickers dick vein to greener dick veinless pastures. who agrees.
the big man on campus is a woman, hate to break to ya. also she likes chicks.
my tigerrrrrr #mytiger <3 thanks though wow im honored actually.
oh shit hey haha thanks what the hell right back at you
yea ive got freakishly bird like hands which can be sick sometimes but they make typing harder
true i rock more with cans in general cause i can tap my talons on that shit for some good sound
im pretty damn certain you can get a can of worms somewhere but it might be less of a can and more of a container
hell yeah thank you. got my pip boy working again btw
dislike being grouped into daves on principle of the matter but yea ill take over your account and slander you if you die
oh thats because the phrase has been eternally cursed by a wizard
What’s your credit card information
ig ur fucked then smh ill plan ur funeral
((I’m sorry the last posts replies had me laughing until it hurt goddamn
daily reminder im dripping in swag now bitches
karkat hating my chits must be a day that ends in y
i'm better i started therapy i guess if that's worth anything :| it helps not that much but it does
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https://i.postimg.cc/D0TRHb3W/Untitled317.png @carbonatedCaravanserai Back on that grind. The connoisseur of carbonation.
0ne hate and i will self destruct send chitt #suicide
haha just a joke though i genuinely want to plan these things first but glad to know
Hole!
Soon I Can Only Hope Thank You Very Much ♡
smoking that shit that doesn't even do anything #substance
ᵏᶦˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶦˢ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ..
B33 < https://media.tenor.com/a3cG1goFvE0AAAAj/guacward-avocado-adventures.gif
a chit is kinda like a suicide note where you don't cull yourself and you don't explain why you culled yourself you just write other stuff
Every day is #YaoiDay to those pure of heart.
Mecore.
work trip got me up earlier than usual. </3
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Nawwww. The character is named CLEAVE LANBRO. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But it’s still called The Troll Cleaveland Brown Show for some reason.
While I cann9t get int9 a full discussi9n here I will still take s9me 9f my preci9us time (n9t t9 imply that y9ur time is n9t als9 preci9us, 9f c9urse, simply that I have a great many t9pics t9 draft essays f9r) t9 educate y9u. Alth9ugh at first glance 'gamer' as a title seems inn9cu9us, even playful, l99king deeper int9 the term's usage and its implicati9ns sh9ws a variety 9f pr96lematic issues. F9r starters, as with many la6els, f9r there t9 6e 'gamers' there must als9 6e 'n9n-gamers' - 9f which many may lack the faculties, equipment, 9r m9netary means t9 participate in this su6culture and thus 6ec9me excluded (TW #s9cial9stra9stracizati9n). The 'gamer' su6culture has als9 included inflammat9ry 6ehavi9urs since its incepti9n, fr9m ar6itrary flame wars 9n f9rums t9 insulting each 9ther's caretakers and calling each 9ther #slurs 9ver live v9ice chats, with these 6ehavi9urs rewarded via internet cl9ut. Let us n9t als9 f9rget that 'gaming' as a su6culture has trended pred9minantly m9re t9wards male-presenting individuals f9r a l9ng stretch 9f time indeed, with female mem6ers 9ften feeling unsafe and unwelc9me am9ngst their peers - which in turn can lead t9 them hiding their identify and feeling as th9ugh they cann9t truly express themselves, stifled 6y the s9cial p9wer structures present. I c9uld g9 9n 6ut I feel like there's s9 much m9re t9 dig int9 here with a pr9per written essay, s9 I will leave it at that.
It's a tad embarrassing that I'm caught off guard when there's a night my instinct isn't to get drunk and make bad choices. I am just sort of hanging out. I poured myself a drink out of habit and have barely sipped it. Odd. #Substance
I should become a K9 unit so i can sniff the drivers seat after you get pulled out of the car #nsfw
i can only return home to nothing so many times
also also! i have antennae you Wish you Wre Me
i would rather destroy my mental health than see any singular rose unhappy
( ✪ワ✪)ノHi!!!!!!! I'm doing grand ♥︎ I hope you're doing just as great!!
such a good fucking life i love my life
mr beast burger is made out of wombat ankles
Hell yeah, fistbump.
I love you chittr community.
Y34H!! >:D
i think we should all get a lil silly.
You don’t even need breakfast if you’re pure of heart.
My matesprit is a Bro Strider variant. Welcome to the club.
CONGR4TUL4T1ONS DOV3 YOUR 4W3SOM3 S4UC3
1'M BOR3D SM4SH OR P4SS #NSFW D4V3, SM4SH H3'S COOL >B ] J4D3 P4SS 1 PR3F3R C4TS P3RSON4LLY JOHN SM4SH, H3'S SO STUP1D 1T'S HOT ROS3 SM4SH, SH3 PROB4BLY H4S TOO H1GH ST4ND4RDS BUT H3Y SH3'S HOT ROXY SM4SH, 1 LOV3 4LCOHOL D1RK P4SS 1 DON'T R34LLY C4R3 FOR H1M H3 DO3SN'T C4R3 FOR M3 >:/ J4K3 P4SS, NOT R34LLY 1NT3R3ST3D 1N G3NTL3M3N J4N3, SM4SH SH3 D3F1N1T3LY S33MS HOT 4ND 4 L1TTL3 B1T ON TH3 V3RG3 OF 4 CR4SH OUT 4R4D14 SM4SH HOLY FR34K SH3'S SO R34L 4R4N34 P4SS SH3'S NOT M34N 3NOUGH 3R1D4N, P4SS MOST T1M3S BUT PUTT1NG H1M 1N H1S PL4C3 1S T3MPT1NG >:] M3UL1N P4SS, 1 PR3F3R N3P3T4 F3F3R1 P4SS 4 B1T TOO G4M3 FOR M3 >:| PORR1M HOLY F1N3 SM4SH D3F1N1T3LY M33N4H, SM4SH 1 LOV3 4 B1TCH WHO THR34T3NS M3 N3P3T4, Y34H SM4SH SH3'S 4WSOM3 3QU1US P4SS, NO OFF3NS3 H3'S 4 B1T TOO MUCH L4TUL4 P4SS, SH3'S R4D 4ND 4LL BUT 1T'S ST1LL K1ND4 W31RD 1F 1 D1D C4US3 OF SH3N4N1G4NS SH3'S 4 B3TT3R FR13ND 4NYW4YS K4N4Y4, SM4SH SH3'S N1C3 4ND CH1LL F33L L1K3 W3 COULD H4V3 ON3 H3LL OF 4 T1M3 RUF1OH P4SS, D1DN'T KNOW 1T W4S POSS1BL3 TO B3 TO S3XY FOR M3 TO B3 4TTR4CT3D TO BUT H3R3 W3 4R3 SOLLUX, SM4SH H3 G3TS 4 CH4NC3 BUT 1F H3'S TOO N3G4T1V3 TH3N N4H VR1SK4 SM4SH, NGL 4LTHOUGH SH3 BL1ND3D M3 P41L1NG 1S L1K3 10 T1M3S B3TT3R TH1S W4Y G4MZ33 SM4SH, 1 M34N L1K3 H3'S F1N3 WH4T 3LS3 YOU W4NT D4M4R4 NGL TH3 F4CT 1 DON'T KNOW WH4T SH3'S S4Y1NG M4K3S 1T HOTT3R SM4SH M1TUN4 SM4SH G4M3 R3COGN1Z3S G4M3 T4VROS H3 SM3LLS N1C3, SM4SH K4RK4T H3 G3TS ON3 CH4NC3 4ND 1F 1T'S 4WKW4RD N3V3R 4G41N KURLOZ SM4SH, TH3 QU13T3R TH3 FR34K13R K4NKR1 P4SS TOO BOR1NG CRONUS P4SS N3V3R 3V3N 1F H3LL FR33Z3S OV3R
B33 < sorry dude mew will have to get used to the uncle life
I Am Now Aware Happy Yuri Day To All Of You Beautiful Women ♡ #yuriday
healthy trolls always talking about "calories in versus calories out" but wont put their bulge in vs out some nook
goredash gave me wrong order i got a full refund and ate the whole thing. the grind never stops. my bulge is huge
Do not tell my cousin I mentioned a shōnen anime
Ah yes The classic Josuke Higashikata conundrum
ohhhh 1 th1nk 1 get th1s sh1rt now... }:o https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/270ece1080b6.jpg
love being someone's boyfriend-girlfriend. and girlfriend-boyfriend. gender is a game and i am playing toys!
B33 < happy #yuriday efurryone #flashing https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetajadeyuriday.gif
why tf are you hating my chits.... -_-
yo @masterCuller we got beef? what's up? 8/
if nobody else got me you got me alt/bird mom!
The entirety of Chittr.ing.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f33afb1a1c66.jpeg
and as we both know we are definitely beings of nuance and subtlety its in our bones however hollow they may be
fuck i should have clocked that given your handle is transgender gamer fuck my life
I am as the kids would say howling with laughter. Poor Broseph.
aint my fault that the original dave left all of his iterations slobbering around in the primordial chittr soup clean up aisle dave
You deserve to be happy, Dove.
[ >DOTH THOU PROMISE?_ ]
just s4y1n, 1 c4n throw 1t b4ck cr4zy-styl3. #nsfw
~⟢||oh my glub get in the studio right glubdamn now||⟣~
yooo 1 w4nt 4 n3w sk4t3bo4rd!!
hey scratch!! your stupid plan failed because i got laid!!!!!!! STAY MAD YOU UGLY BASTARD BARK BARK >:D
:) also doc scratch just hated my reply lol!!!!! XD
literally was talking about how you werent real to trollbama and now look at me confused lost unsure of what reality is anymore
woof, i um i actually havent been able to touch myself properly yet? i mean ive tried but it doesnt really... work. unless someone else does it <_< as for the orgasm though..... my brain just completely melted i think thats the moment i genuinely became a new person??? or new dog anyway bark!!! :P
[ >THOU ART PROVING A POINT TO THE POWERS THAT BE AND THE WIZARD DOTH THINK THAT COUNTETH FOR SOMETHING!_ ]
B33 < look at my masterpiece https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/dokidokispriteclub.png
goddamn what a fucking game.
Are you Five Nights at Fucking Kidding Me?
BATTER UP < LOOK WHO IT IS. LOOK WHO IT FUCKING IS. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU FUCKING ARE? TO COME HERE? IS GETTING RIPPED TO ABSOLUTE SHREDS ON THE FIELD NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? FUCK YOU. YOU WILL NEVER BE BATTUR FUCKING RUNMAN. YOUR PIDDLY LITTLE BAT COULD NEVER KNOCK THEM OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK. MAYBE SOFT SLAUGHTER SPHERE IS MORE YOUR SPEED. PATHETIC. > HOMERUN
The game has not been going well for the Terminators. They've yet to get a single run, while the Cull-aborators have been getting on the board. Luckily, the fielding has been decent, so it's only 4-0 right now. Up to bat? Battur Runman. The fans in the stand are cheering, on their feet. They seem eager to see him in action. He's Mr. Slaughter Sphere, after all. He steps up to the plate, batting right-handed. Already, the pitcher is overcome by Battur's sheer, intense demeanor. Before the pitch, Battur yells out to the stand. "THIS ONE IS FOR @armoredMorbosa ON CHITTR!!!!" The pitch is thrown. An extremely wide curveball that would a foul, if not for the psionics applied to the ball. Battur holds. Holds. Holds. Right as it enters his range he unleashes. The crack of his bat on the ball a familiar sound. Out. Of. The. Park.
oh my god he’s probably so corny though “im gonna give you a gift from my sack”
absolutely not it’s just really fucking funny to image
gun to my head 10 santa’s because if mrs claus has stayed with him for that long clearly he’s doing something right
There Is A Song About This I Believe However Jokes Aside You Are Truly Something Special Do Not Treat Yourself With Such Malice
I maek comic. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb64100f583d.png
britney spears would be a beautiful name for a little girl
GOOGL3 DOCCY!!!!
I'm also voting for trollbama that's my goat
OH! TH4NKS? H4H4, JUST W4NT3D YOU TO KNOW 1'D FUCK1NG M41M H3R 1F 1 3V3R C4TCH H3R ON TH1S W3BS1T3.
4S 4 F3LLOW T3R3Z1, 1 DON'T 4GR33 W1TH H3R. TH4T'S FUCK3D UP.
SWEET MOTHER GRUB'S OOZING VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER. I MEAN. THANKS FOR GOING BACK AND FIXING THAT ENTIRE DEBACLE I GUESS? BUT THAT IS DECIDEDLY NOT CHILL. LIKE AT ALL.
[ >THOU CAN BE ANYTHING THINE BLOODPUSHER DESIRES! "TIS NOT BIRTHRITE NOR BLOOD THAT MAKE THE WIZARD, BUT PASSION OF THE CRAFT AND DESIRE TO GROW" — TEACHINGS OF TROLL MERLIN ON ARCANE BASICS, VOLUME III_ ]
i wish i didnt care about certain things but im stupid and i do.
It Is Not A Bit To Me You May Call Me Mother If You So Please
oh. oh im stimmy today. lots of babbling. forgot how nice i could feel after good sleep.
i've got your back dove don't worry!
don't make me gangly - the incredible bulk
don't make me pouty, you wouldn't like me when i'm pouty. -the incredible sulk
I Truly Understand The Feeling I Grieve Our Lost Lovers With You
Gu Insists I Tell Everyone That We Have Gone For Frozen Lusus Milk As I Thought They Deserved A Treat
mi bulge iz big but mi luv 4 da crowd n all my delicious fanz is bigger :o) #nsfw
I will be petitioning Fluthlu to return film grain to movies. Please. It adds so much dimension and atmospheric weight.
okaayyy i am not an expert on this kinda stuff here
i think you should be desperate for affection it always works for me!
You're*, dear.
BATTER UP < SEEING A LOT OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT RELIGION. LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T PRESCRIBE TO ANY ONE FAITH, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I AM CHOSEN BY GOD. MY BAT IS KISSED BY THE FUCKING HEAVENS AND EVERY TIME I SWING I AM DIVINELY INSPIRED. IT IS LIKE WHOEVER IS ABOVE IS ASKING, BEGGING ME TO SEND THE BALLS STRAIGHT TO THEM. AND I FUCKING DO. > HOMERUN
Desperation is not a detriment, if utilised correctly.
The haters are jealous they didn't get wake up head this morning. #nsfw
see yea you get it
#normal again
Oh wow I just said that Like it just hit me how STUPID it was to say that
Yeah oncoming traffic here I come
Wizard station... where we only play Imagine Dragons...
Of Course My Sweet Girl
Ɏ when she touches it in a-a-a sca-a-ary wa-a-ay #fea-a-arposting #nsfw Ɏ
always sayin' this, pardner.
sumbodi put a diaper on dis bxxxtch LMAOOO !!
BATTER UP < PRACTICE IS DONE FOR A LITTLE BIT. OUR PEOPLE HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT ONLY 5 PEOPLE WERE HIT IN THE HEAD WITH BALLS, A RECORD LOW. WE WILL BE SENDING THEM A GIFT BASKET OF BATTING-BITES AND AN AUTOGRAPH. ONE PERSON HAS ALREADY THANKED ME FOR HITTING THEM. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < JUST SAW A FAN OUT IN PUBLIC. YOU MIGHT ASK, THEY RECOGNIZED YOU? IN A BUGGY? YES. I WAS ON MY WAY TO PRACTICE AND THEY SAW ME IN MY BUGGY. MY VEHICLE AND I ARE INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE. MY VEHICLE FOR CONTEXT: HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E9FEDAA02105.WEBP > HOMERUN
who up daveing it???
Laughed so hard at this one my interns had to check on me. Banger.
This is horrendous I want an album.
The ft. Macklemore was rlly important.
I love you too neighbor #neigborhour
Yeah game grumps playing my game freestyle #neigborhour
B33 < idk whats going on im busy so i just wanna say B33 < i love my furiends
Loved participating. Stay frosty #davehour.
#davehour someone fuckin invite me next time
love my fellow daves. #davehour
Personally, in honor of #DaveHour, I will share my favorite #DaveMoment I have experienced. It was when a certain Dave Strider variant sent approximately 10,000 chrysanthemums to the Gray House because I said it was my favorite flower. How sweet.
have fun
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caw caw motherfucker
this #davehour thing has been kinda great we gotta do this shit again at some point
quick daves post before they silence us #davehour
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:33< night of the one billion daves gog damn :33< hey nyall
:33< agr33d thank gog im a woman
a #davehour
being dave is awesome its a shame more of you arent dave but we can change this