1'M BOR3D SM4SH OR P4SS #NSFW D4V3, SM4SH H3'S COOL >B ] J4D3 P4SS 1 PR3F3R C4TS P3RSON4LLY JOHN SM4SH, H3'S SO STUP1D 1T'S HOT ROS3 SM4SH, SH3 PROB4BLY H4S TOO H1GH ST4ND4RDS BUT H3Y SH3'S HOT ROXY SM4SH, 1 LOV3 4LCOHOL D1RK P4SS 1 DON'T R34LLY C4R3 FOR H1M H3 DO3SN'T C4R3 FOR M3 >:/ J4K3 P4SS, NOT R34LLY 1NT3R3ST3D 1N G3NTL3M3N J4N3, SM4SH SH3 D3F1N1T3LY S33MS HOT 4ND 4 L1TTL3 B1T ON TH3 V3RG3 OF 4 CR4SH OUT 4R4D14 SM4SH HOLY FR34K SH3'S SO R34L 4R4N34 P4SS SH3'S NOT M34N 3NOUGH 3R1D4N, P4SS MOST T1M3S BUT PUTT1NG H1M 1N H1S PL4C3 1S T3MPT1NG >:] M3UL1N P4SS, 1 PR3F3R N3P3T4 F3F3R1 P4SS 4 B1T TOO G4M3 FOR M3 >:| PORR1M HOLY F1N3 SM4SH D3F1N1T3LY M33N4H, SM4SH 1 LOV3 4 B1TCH WHO THR34T3NS M3 N3P3T4, Y34H SM4SH SH3'S 4WSOM3 3QU1US P4SS, NO OFF3NS3 H3'S 4 B1T TOO MUCH L4TUL4 P4SS, SH3'S R4D 4ND 4LL BUT 1T'S ST1LL K1ND4 W31RD 1F 1 D1D C4US3 OF SH3N4N1G4NS SH3'S 4 B3TT3R FR13ND 4NYW4YS K4N4Y4, SM4SH SH3'S N1C3 4ND CH1LL F33L L1K3 W3 COULD H4V3 ON3 H3LL OF 4 T1M3 RUF1OH P4SS, D1DN'T KNOW 1T W4S POSS1BL3 TO B3 TO S3XY FOR M3 TO B3 4TTR4CT3D TO BUT H3R3 W3 4R3 SOLLUX, SM4SH H3 G3TS 4 CH4NC3 BUT 1F H3'S TOO N3G4T1V3 TH3N N4H VR1SK4 SM4SH, NGL 4LTHOUGH SH3 BL1ND3D M3 P41L1NG 1S L1K3 10 T1M3S B3TT3R TH1S W4Y G4MZ33 SM4SH, 1 M34N L1K3 H3'S F1N3 WH4T 3LS3 YOU W4NT D4M4R4 NGL TH3 F4CT 1 DON'T KNOW WH4T SH3'S S4Y1NG M4K3S 1T HOTT3R SM4SH M1TUN4 SM4SH G4M3 R3COGN1Z3S G4M3 T4VROS H3 SM3LLS N1C3, SM4SH K4RK4T H3 G3TS ON3 CH4NC3 4ND 1F 1T'S 4WKW4RD N3V3R 4G41N KURLOZ SM4SH, TH3 QU13T3R TH3 FR34K13R K4NKR1 P4SS TOO BOR1NG CRONUS P4SS N3V3R 3V3N 1F H3LL FR33Z3S OV3R
< I ASSUME THEE MEANS CRONUS IN GEN'RAL? I'VE NEV'R BEEN DESCRIBED AS CHILL BEF'RE, BUT THANKS. >
1 M34N MOST OF TH3M 1 C4N TOL3R4T3 BUT 1 F33L L1K3 L4ST N1GHT H4S RU1N3D H1S 1M4G3 FOR3V3R NO PROBL3M >:]
< I GUESS I'M USED TO MY CRONUS, HE DOESN'T TALK. ZOMBIE 👻 BUT FAIR TO EACH THEIR OWN. :o) >
LOOK YOU L1K3 4 L4RG3 M4JOR1TY OF MY FR13NDS 4R3 F1N3 SH1T (4FF3CT1ON4T3LY) L1T3R4LLY YOU C4N 4CT L1K3 TH1S N3V3R H4PP3N3D 1F YOU W4NT >:P
< SURE! I HAS'T NAY PARTICULAR FEELINGS, IT JUST MAKES THE ONES THAT TALK ALL THE FUNNIER AND EASIER TO HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A BIG STICK. >