♦ pitied by @transgenderGamer
I would if I could.
[in$ert Joke Here @bout 7etting Him 7obotomize Me @ny Night]
WELL. NO. I SEE HIM AS MY BROTHER.
IT WAS PLATONIC. BUT OKAY.
(⊱♓︎⊰) can none of you follow fucking orders???? oh my gog just stop using pitty it's not that fucking hard
(⊱♓︎⊰) ugh, don't call angie here seriously not in the mood.
(⊱♓︎⊰) i like doing everything she tells me :)
(⊱♓︎⊰) stop apologizing! jeez i don't give a fuck! stop apologizing to yourself over and over again. dove, i really really wanted this. and i'm happy with it. i get to cull for her again. i get to work for her again. i get to see her again. all this apology stuff is for yourself, okay? good talk.
(⊱♓︎⊰) stop acting like i'm your jade, i've been alone for sweeps before we met. i'm hardly your responsibility or anyone's. and i'm finally happy now so maybe stop judging and thinking like that. she's really not that bad.
I should add, those four months were spent with a girl who looks a lot like you when you look closely.
Perhaps it was simply four months with only a girl for company when for the rest of your life all you had had was a man. Perhaps the sudden juxtaposition between companions shook something loose in you whereas Dave was surrounded by a more mixed crowd. You saw in me what it could mean not to be a man, and Dave saw in Karkat what it could mean to be a better man.
mso sleepy B(
(⊱♓︎⊰) you call the number that has failed you oh so many times before, back home and waiting in an empty mess of a place. remnants of what were earth are all you truthfully can stand on calling again and again every time waiting out the whole duration...you needed her. everything they all said was true, you knew it deep down and you hated it. every notion you hate about yourself torn out for literally anyone to see. ring ring ring dead air yet again you click dial again your hugging your knees tighter to your chest. you really are just a rabbid mutt aren't? just doing what your told. you enjoy it anyways so why the hell are you trying to be your own person? not like you enjoy failing relationships, hurting people you care about making people care for you. ring ring ring . . . *click* her voice hits your ears, you stop moving. it's so...nice to hear her again, you don't actually even care what she's saying. you don't have to either you know exactly what your supposed to do. isn't it nice? you love her, and she likes to use you. your her tool, her guard, her pet. and you wouldn't have it any other way. #manipulation #self-loathing https://i.postimg.cc/rvrlmcyc/screenshot-20260605-151352-2.jpg
((I’m going to EAT myself I MEANT THE SCIENTIST
It just sort of happens it seems. You had very different experiences during formative times in your childhoods, I think it makes sense you would develop differently.
Dirkjake is still on. No denial here.
I keep calling him my boyfriend i know he technically wasnt that anymore but considering he was out of his damn mind im vetoing the breakup.
ignore that last post holy shit
Okay well i kind of liked him more when he was a living emotionally abusive dbag and not a dead one.
Er... i was about to make a post about how i love my boyfriend so much but i feel like now is certainly not the time.
yeah, it is kinda all i have going for me, which is ironic or whatever because maybe i am not even that funny.
i will go back to funny posting! i don’t wanna be a total downer, anyway. no one wants to read that crap.
and i am sorry that you get it, as much as i’m grateful too. that kinda sucks that things are crappy.
maybe it is a failing on my own behalf? to be unable to be funny? god, that kind of should be my whole… thing. i guess things are just not very funny right now. i dunno. blar.
i usually try hard on chittr to be witty and funny, but i can’t seem to bring myself to be lately.
I forgot this was Chittr. It took my constituents less than a minute before they told someone they were going to die, while someone else tried to sell them drugs.
D--> I have just learneđ that pit¢hing a tent means an entirely đifferent thing før humans. At the very least I never useđ that iđiøm when ¢ønversing with humans beføre anđ sø have avøiđeđ embarrassment.
writing in alternian is so hard https://c.tenor.com/3MSq1Ary4IYAAAAd/tenor.gif
i don't claim most of these other me's!!! ( because they're sex perverts. not because they're dating you. you're cool. hope you guys are happy. but the point stands!! )
okay, look. i’m gonna be open-minded enough to factor in the possibility that you’re an unreasonably horny motherfucker before i respond. that said! lock those cocks up. i know a dual-chastity cage probably hasn’t been invented yet, but if it takes sticking both bulges into a chinese finger trap and calling it a day, then so be it! *some* level of self-restraint needs to be exercised here, because this situation has become completely ungovernable. we are losing the *plot*, guys. toe sucking?? we have wandered far from the path!
Oh no, not the penis gnomes.
okay but like you don't understand this shit is the literal stupidest shit i've ever done.
keep doing stupid shit and it keeps backfiring on me
well that post aged badly fucking hate people #vagueposting
Thank you. Typing that took everything out of me anyway. Fist bump.
something happened again.
I take back every bad thing i have ever said towards dirk strider i want that boy so bad. #nsfw
I miss my business partner.
I wish you the best.
The next best thing is an offering of flesh.
what the fuck is a penis gn0me
((Not gonna be around as much as I usually am, today! Or at least until I finish my current project. Lialyi will come back from her scans etc once I'm done!))
TUMBLR
hey!! only a couple of them are chronically horny!!! >:( bark bark!!!!! be nice to her right now missy
trollbama vagueposted me asking mormon doc scratch about soaking #nsfw
Dove please shut up.
この話の教訓はいつだって彼女の言うことに従うべきってことね。
what does it mean when someone just hits every single reaction on your chit? is this some kind of secret code.
while we're on that topic do i get a haircut? it's all the way down to my shoulders but i kinda like how it looks.
he/they is starting to feel more like any but i don't have time for that right now.
sometimes shit is hilarious and sometimes i think too long about how im fucked over for the rest of my life with zero cure and i realize i kinda hate being alive. then i go do the same stupid shit i usually do and i dont think about it until the next time. the cycle.
but yeah. i probably should.
in the least depressing way possible its hard to care about shit i used to enjoy when i associate all that shit with my days of not being sick. just kinda bums me out.
BPP < nyeah just pawssibly
a chunk of my hair just fell out i think im gonna lose consciousness @voicelessVigilante can you please come get me when you're done with your dumb settlement im sorry i called it dumb i dont know why i said that
love when i wake up and my first thought is that i miss someone thats awesome
dislike being grouped into daves on principle of the matter but yea ill take over your account and slander you if you die
do you know how fucked up it is to forget shit as a being who can supposedly remember most anything
ig ur fucked then smh ill plan ur funeral
i appreciate it a lot really i do haha who knows what would've happened if you didn't say something. i'll take you up on that offer :)
0ne hate and i will self destruct send chitt #suicide
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Soon I Can Only Hope Thank You Very Much ♡
It Truly Is A Mystery I Simply Chalk It Up To The Grubs Being Off-putting For Others
Forgive Me For Being So Crude But As The Goddess Of Motherhood I Really Do Not Get Pailed Nearly Enough It Is Frustrating #nsfw
It's a tad embarrassing that I'm caught off guard when there's a night my instinct isn't to get drunk and make bad choices. I am just sort of hanging out. I poured myself a drink out of habit and have barely sipped it. Odd. #Substance
i can only return home to nothing so many times
i haven't stopped drinking since yesterday
B33 < its nefur too late fur a cat ear headband
My matesprit is a Bro Strider variant. Welcome to the club.
B33 < sorry dude mew will have to get used to the uncle life
I shudder to imagine what's freudian about that but regardless Trust me I fully understand I was just observing Like watching a parakeet methodically destroy a cardboard nox
holy shit puppy did some crimes last night it's all coming back https://i.postimg.cc/qxtvjzgj/drunk-freddy.gif
hangover :|
The horrors (heart palpitations) persist.
why tf are you hating my chits.... -_-
yo @masterCuller we got beef? what's up? 8/
i wish i didn't wake up this morning
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just dropped half of my dj gear all over the place on the floor of this bus shout out to the commuters of the number 4 to uptown you all giving me the smolder while im scrambling on the linoleum is real great
You deserve to be happy, Dove.
🍺Guys it wasn't me I swear t𖦏 g𖦏d. I did n𖦏t start this damn virus.
guys i cant actually lay eggs guys ....ok at least last i checked i cant i hope i cant
im not a dove though
// thinking about adding my blueblood on here but there's so much about her i would have to change in order for her to work. grahhh.
its a use it or lose it situation and well... i didnt use it!
:) also doc scratch just hated my reply lol!!!!! XD
oh god its heartburn
man i didnt even last a second </3
At least I got a kill in before getting eaten. Oh well.
There Is A Song About This I Believe However Jokes Aside You Are Truly Something Special Do Not Treat Yourself With Such Malice
4S 4 F3LLOW T3R3Z1, 1 DON'T 4GR33 W1TH H3R. TH4T'S FUCK3D UP.
SWEET MOTHER GRUB'S OOZING VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER. I MEAN. THANKS FOR GOING BACK AND FIXING THAT ENTIRE DEBACLE I GUESS? BUT THAT IS DECIDEDLY NOT CHILL. LIKE AT ALL.
It Is Not A Bit To Me You May Call Me Mother If You So Please
Thank You For Your Words However You Are So Special My Dear
A Long Time Ago The Goddess Of Mischief Was A Dear Flame However She Had Ideas That Did Not Include Me And Thus We Departed
I'm so tired and sore. Back on the grindset we go.
i've got your back dove don't worry!
I Truly Understand The Feeling I Grieve Our Lost Lovers With You
okaayyy i am not an expert on this kinda stuff here
i think you should be desperate for affection it always works for me!
uggh okay that was the worst high i've ever had. ignore all that cringe shit, fuck #substances #hangover
#normal again
... Okay but that's june we're talking about
Oh wow I just said that Like it just hit me how STUPID it was to say that
Yeah oncoming traffic here I come
Of Course My Sweet Girl
Ɏ just a-a-a glimpse into my da-a-ark rea-a-ality. a-a-a peek into my sick a-a-and twisted mind. Ɏ
i dont think so.
:33< maam i was undpurr the impurression we fur warned about them
people like going from one level of a building to another, generally
i dunno sis