dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer

met pacman hes waka waka. actually fine with being called turntechGodhead but the bit is life. she/her unless youre transphobic then he/him i guess

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dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

im 6'7

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

@broStrider[BS]

wow. this is incredibly funny. thank you dove.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@aggressivelyCaffeinated[AC]

> 67!!!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

#davehour is over any more daves after this will be euthanised

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

alright good hour everyone time to hit the showers #davehour

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

this has been something of a... heh... #junehour for me... as i have been kissing... my girlfriend

Kult: +10

Total: 10

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

never been to olive garden lowkey but it seems nasty as fuck

Kult: +19

Kull: +15

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.27

@turnedTables[TT]

youre not missing out much

@turntechStrider[TS]

you gotta try it they got good bread

↩ @turntechStrider[TS]

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

man i got bread at home and i can toast it for FREE

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

really enjoying the mysterious pervert of davehour btw shoutouts to the guy jacking off in the corner. adds a je ne sais quoi

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@adaptiveWheel[AW]

Sorry about earlier fam #davehour

@absurdistCartography[AC]

Wub. Girl. Wub.

↩ @absurdistCartography[AC]

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

the girl jacking off in the corner

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

for #davehour i will be performing a "pacman themed freestyle"

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@adaptiveWheel[AW]

https://i.postimg.cc/X7Rmj7kb/Screenshot-20260610-171437.png

↩ @adaptiveWheel[AW]

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

i dont care

↩ @transgenderGamer[TG]

@adaptiveWheel[AW]

🖕

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

send me 5 dollars for #davehour

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

@trivializingGangster[TG]

also send me money #davehour

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trivializingGangster[TG]

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

if you send me 10 bucks ill send you 5

↩ @transgenderGamer[TG]

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

@trivializingGangster[TG]

heres 15.4130

↩ @trivializingGangster[TG]

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

bro lives in the world where theres 10000 cents to a dollar

↩ @transgenderGamer[TG]

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

@trivializingGangster[TG]

no im just cool like that

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

ooooh im daveing it so GOOD #davehour

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

theres a very real divide between people who say chit and people who say chitt

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

I ZAY BOTH

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

ok miss centrist

Kult: +5

Total: 5

=oXO ormici =oXO

@eusocialPedant[EP]

=oXO i say both¡ =oXO

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

if you dont acknowledge dirk he'll go away

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

HOW DO YOU NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ONE WHEN YOU ARE DATING ONE. ASKING FOR A FRIEND WHO IS SUSPICIOUSLY ME-SHAPED.

meri (affectionate)

@apocalypticLight[AL]

I fucking hope so.

@elusiveBreeze[EB]

that is a really good URL pull.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @elusiveBreeze[EB]

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

dont i know it

dove "sprite" strider

(OOC) 1 month ago

@transgenderGamer[TG]

//theres a demon on my shoulder telling me to make an ultdirk knowing that im just gonna be blocked by everyone on the site and ruin everyones lives because ultdirk is the Absolute Worst but GOD is he funny

Kult: +7

Total: 7

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

come, nerevar... come and look upon the heart

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

been saying this to june shes pissedddddddd

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

youtube reviewers used to act like the taliban would come for their family if they didnt review some bullshit nes game. bring that kind of energy back.

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@aliicideAllodic[AA]

if a grubtuber doesnt make a 4 hour long review of a nes game soon with dramatic readings of troll shakespeare the whole planet is going to crack and crumble into dust

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

"i am a woman!" -transgender linkara

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

holy shit do not google jerma right now what the fuck is google doing

Kult: +20

Kull: +25

Total: 45

Ratio: 0.80

@caffeinatedWretch[CW]

i dunno what this jerma is, but it sounds cursed

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

#flayed

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

#flayed

↩ @transgenderGamer[TG]

@caffeinatedWretch[CW]

what? what the fuck does that mean

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

rainbow dash is the best pony btw fuck you if you say otherwise you are straight up not even capable of higher thought

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

thanks rarity youre rad too

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

we found a cassette in the classroom we popped it in cause we were feelin kinda vexed and this is what it said to break the curse yeah you just have sex (orgyyyyy, woo!) stick it in your best friend if you wanna live (orgyyyyy, woo!) i kinda hope this is how the anime ends #nsfw

Kull: +5

Total: 5

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

so check your privilege at the doooooooooooooor get down and dirty on the dance floor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJuvhORPuYs

youtube.comyoutube.com

Kull: +5

Total: 5

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

whatever. piss hours. who gives a shit

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40