Chrys Harley
@irradiatedAwoo
Chrys....? AS IN CHRYSANTHEMUMS NUMBNUTS!!!! Jades ADOPTED daughter NO SHENANIGANS!! what? NO the ears are TOTALLY REAL
...d(.ᐟ)n't w(.ᐟ)rry... there will always be...m(.ᐟ)re chitts...t(.ᐟ) either fuck up (.ᐟ)r n(.ᐟ)t...but h(.ᐟ)pefully n(.ᐟ)t...
finish your beer friday
why stop at one? #phuntr4prez
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (╥﹏╥)
☢︎ ⚠︎ 💥Ate the steak and all I got was a BAD stomach ache, a trip to the hospital, and this T-SHIRT. MAYBE THE POWERS COME IN LATER...?💥 ⚠︎ ☢︎
☢︎ ⚠︎ 💥CHAT! IF I ATE THIS STEAK FULL OF RADIATION, WILL I GET SUPER POWERS??? HYPOTHETICALLY of course :P💥 ⚠︎ ☢︎
Do it
Only on3 way to find out r3ally
That2 th3 2pirit!
no dumbass. your alt of me did a shit job raising you if you think that.
sounds like comic books raised you more than she did.
☢︎ ⚠︎ 💥They call me the.... The uh...... um..... uh........💥 ⚠︎ ☢︎
Take your time.
☢︎ ⚠︎ 💥BLOWS UP PANCAKES WITH MIND!💥 ⚠︎ ☢︎
₍^. .^₎⟆ My cakes!!꠹
#omw to possibly fumble the BADDEST troll babe B)
c< i believe iN yOu, yOu gOt tHis! >c
omg who?? 8V
OH I FORGOT TO MENTION, I ALSO LOVE A CERTAIN CERULEAN BLOODED TROLL. I COULD DEAD ASS LISTEN TO HER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING FOR AN HOUR ( or before my attention span runs out...)
man i'm so pissed... all i got is teeth and i GUESS a good sense of smell?? also my mom says me being so good at flashstepping is like, first guardian instincts? but that's kind of a crock of musclebeast droppings, flashstepping and teleporting are COMPLETELY different.
ok wait idc about any of that who's your other parent!!!! 8D
oh cool! i guess you're an ectobaby too? 8J
wait, so... ears??
ok!! ok, yeah, no, if that's too personal no prob. 8J i got tact!
Shout out to GREEN women, (or women with GREEN Text!). ps. why are all green women so hot B)
ᐖ HAHA BLEHHHHHHHH :P ᐛ
Jeff the Don't Like That
:333333333 ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS TRUE. GREEN MEN TOO. :o)
ᐖ JEFF THE LET ME HAVE THIS PLS ᐛ
// not in character but i thought of "you're just jeff the mad because you're jeff the bad" and i wanted to inform you of that comeback that will have to go unused
>+. BITING PEOPLE AT RANDOM .+<
(\_/) same same same hard same (\_/)
id probably listen to Aranea Serket talk all day i won't lie...
WAIT HUH??? I GOTTA DIE ON A FUCKING BED TO "ASCEND"??? OR SOMESHIT??? yeah no thank you. if i gotta die and end up wearing that STUPID ASS CLOWN FIT then im good.
ALRIGHT SO APPARENTLY there's this purple planet called derse that i'm a dreamer in and the CARAPACIANS (the citizens of that planet) call me the bard--- I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BEING UP THERE WHAT THE HELL???
:33 < congratmewlations!! :33 < mewr in the best aspect! :33 < mewr class is kinda sad though...
not a (odpie(e fan, then?
bard of heart? i don't play a guitar and bards AREN'T my favorite class in DND :/ THE FUCK does that mean anyway???
I Mean Bards Can Be Poets, Eloquent Speakers, Vocalist, Musicians, Actors, Comedians, Etc. You Don't Just Have To Play Guitar Lol
It's Completely True! Just Look At Troll Shakespeare! He's The Bard Of All Time!
oh shit, another bard of heart! high five
BARK!!!! ok GOOD NIGHT >:D