Chrys Harley
@irradiatedAwoo
Chrys....? AS IN CHRYSANTHEMUMS NUMBNUTS!!!! Jades ADOPTED daughter NO SHENANIGANS!! what? NO the ears are TOTALLY REAL
☢︎ ⚠︎ 💥Ate the steak and all I got was a BAD stomach ache, a trip to the hospital, and this T-SHIRT. MAYBE THE POWERS COME IN LATER...?💥 ⚠︎ ☢︎
☢︎ ⚠︎ 💥CHAT! IF I ATE THIS STEAK FULL OF RADIATION, WILL I GET SUPER POWERS??? HYPOTHETICALLY of course :P💥 ⚠︎ ☢︎
Only on3 way to find out r3ally
no dumbass. your alt of me did a shit job raising you if you think that.
☢︎ ⚠︎ 💥MY MOM RAISED ME FINE!!! >:( I JUST.... THOUGHT it was an easy way of getting powers is all.. :,(💥 ⚠︎ ☢︎
☢︎ ⚠︎ 💥They call me the.... The uh...... um..... uh........💥 ⚠︎ ☢︎
☢︎ ⚠︎ 💥I DUNNO what to post lowkey :V💥 ⚠︎ ☢︎
☢︎ ⚠︎ 💥BLOWS UP PANCAKES WITH MIND!💥 ⚠︎ ☢︎
#omw to possibly fumble the BADDEST troll babe B)
OH I FORGOT TO MENTION, I ALSO LOVE A CERTAIN CERULEAN BLOODED TROLL. I COULD DEAD ASS LISTEN TO HER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING FOR AN HOUR ( or before my attention span runs out...)
man i'm so pissed... all i got is teeth and i GUESS a good sense of smell?? also my mom says me being so good at flashstepping is like, first guardian instincts? but that's kind of a crock of musclebeast droppings, flashstepping and teleporting are COMPLETELY different.
ha.. uh my mom raised me on her own.. BUT her and UNC srides are on good terms :D
Shout out to GREEN women, (or women with GREEN Text!). ps. why are all green women so hot B)
// not in character but i thought of "you're just jeff the mad because you're jeff the bad" and i wanted to inform you of that comeback that will have to go unused
id probably listen to Aranea Serket talk all day i won't lie...
WAIT HUH??? I GOTTA DIE ON A FUCKING BED TO "ASCEND"??? OR SOMESHIT??? yeah no thank you. if i gotta die and end up wearing that STUPID ASS CLOWN FIT then im good.
ALRIGHT SO APPARENTLY there's this purple planet called derse that i'm a dreamer in and the CARAPACIANS (the citizens of that planet) call me the bard--- I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BEING UP THERE WHAT THE HELL???
:33 < congratmewlations!! :33 < mewr in the best aspect! :33 < mewr class is kinda sad though...
bard of heart? i don't play a guitar and bards AREN'T my favorite class in DND :/ THE FUCK does that mean anyway???
I Mean Bards Can Be Poets, Eloquent Speakers, Vocalist, Musicians, Actors, Comedians, Etc. You Don't Just Have To Play Guitar Lol
It's Completely True! Just Look At Troll Shakespeare! He's The Bard Of All Time!
I guess i have to expand my knowledge on bards as a whole-- BUT WHAT THE HELL IS A BARD OF HEART AND WHY WAS I DISCRIBED AS SUCH >:///
ah RIGHT-- sohuld have thought of that first BALARRRR >:P THANKS stranger :D
BARK!!!! ok GOOD NIGHT >:D
I need to come up with a BETTER and COOLER way of putting ears on my EMOJIS..... It just makes me look ANGRY all the time >:/
NUCLEAR WIZARD MONEY GANG!!! we LOOOVE casting speelllllss.........
we do indeed LOVE casting spells. you are exceptionally cultured. :B
The HELL is Eridanweek??? ...Can I BARK at people over there?..... >:)
I have good news for you buddy. You can bark at people literally anywhere you can imagine. Go forth and bark.
nucllear bomb went off. llike in your handlle. you know about nucllear bombs i assume.
Call the fire department!!!! CAUSE I JUST NUKED THE BUILDING >:0
UUUUUUGGH!!! A MEME is just a funny video or Gif that you would send to ur friends or family >:/
'Bout to bark at strangers for fun wish me luck.
