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Good evening chittr, I hope you are all having a pleasant #funnymailboxfriday. [Today's mailbox is sculpted to resemble a pizza box being held by a stereotypical italian chef man.]
i've been searching for a man all across japan just to find, to find my samurai someone who is strong but still a little shy yes i need, i need my samurai ay, ay, ay i'm your little butterfly green, black and blue make the colours in the sky ay, ay, ay, i'm your little butterfly green, black and blue make the colours in the sky i've been searching in the woods and high upon the hills just to find, to find my samurai someone who won't regret to keep me in his net yes i need, i need my samurai! :D #lyrics
you are supposed to be doing laundry, and you are talking about lesbian! vampire furries!
:33< this ones fur mew ladies! :33< *the mighty huntress no look throws a basket ball behind her it misses so furking badly it bounces right off the backboard and into the back of her head knocking her unclawncious*
why stop at one? #phuntr4prez
#nowplaying all hail shadow - crush 40 https://youtu.be/IDGG6iCyR4w?si=qV1w4eUtAPWJC58h
:33< if i bite mew mew purrn into a cat on efurry full mewn like a wereclown
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Do I make a Dave I wonder
(◕ ᴥ ◕) fraimi guhas made her exit... GUAHAHA!
For The Last Time, I'm Not Asking If I Can Bite Your Chest For Sexual Reasons, I Just Think A Bite Mark Around Your Nipple Would Make You Look " Badass ". I Am Helping You Out Here. #nsfw
UPDATE: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/17/9e/93/179e9339b21c968236eb4be3e3938219.jpg Mission accomplished.......though he's not a happy boy
Can't stand it when the old men on this site are funnier than me. Don't you have taxes to do????
he does! dad made extra sure that he has a stable and a Lean shed
Do it
Only on3 way to find out r3ally
CH3RRY
like me a good r)(yt)(m game but i like it p)(ysical, not tappin wise. its w)(y i aint into t)(at guitar )(ero stuff eit)(er.
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H★s ★nyone ever told you you dress like the nost★lgi★ critic?
i just posting things man
O-> Mr. Leo+n Kennedy... 💭
@tipsyGenostalgic #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png
have i barked today? no? bark and a :p for good measure then
Take your time.
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noow i can't help but feel a bit egoocentric after seein' hoow much loove y'all gave me, soo here's anoother picture while im still feelin' coonfident https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/shirtlessselfie.png
c< i defiNitely will be, tHaNK yOu! >c
c< iM NOt tHere, sadly, iM at tHe #afterparty, watcHiN ON My HusK2p >c
c< #figHtNigHt sHes sO fucKiNg MiNus, please, aNNiHilate Her >c
(Rust-bloods, baddies. Bronze-bloods, baddies. Gold-bloods, baddies. Olive-bloods, baddies! Jade, Baddies! Teals, guess what, they're baddies too. Cerulean, Indigo, Purple, Violet, and Fuchsia. All of them are baddies!!! Legally speaking I have never met a Lime-blood, but if I did you can bet you ass she was a baddie and I wanted to hit! #nsfw)<
>+. AWOO .+<
oh well i never claimed to have a normal sleep schedule in the first place
:33< *the mighty huntress builds a scale model of mew out of lego she is hailed as a hero fur her unclawnventional purrts mewsage and arrested fur mewsing 33 diffurent illegal building techniques *
₍^. .^₎⟆ My cakes!!꠹
R4WR M34NS 1 LOV3 YOU 1N DR4GON, 1 HOP3 YOU GUYS KNOW TH4T. >:]
@77 Thi$ Mr Pre$ident $tuff Reminding Me Of My $choo7 Feeding D@y$ Where Me @nd @77 My Friend$ Wou7d Ju$t Greet E@ch Other In Round$ $h@king E@ch Other$ H@nd$ @nd C@77ing E@ch Other Doctor.
c< ......well, i guess iM a part Of tHis NOw, but alsO, sHOut Out 2 My KisMesis 4 calliNg Me eigHteeN fucKiNg tiMes wHile i was taKiNg a Nap >c
Well! No one said no. So. Have a fUn fact! CUttlefish have three hearts! Two hearts are Used to pUmp blood to their gills. And. The third heart is Used to circUlate oxygenated blood throUghoUt their body. It also makes them three times as loveable! Haha. ・・・𝛾
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c< i lOve stariN at My KeybOard, tHiNKiN abOut wHat 2 pOst iNstead Of dOiNg fucKall >c
yes it does, it will be added to the list! thank you, dear viewer!
i am glad you enjoy! any #scrubquote you would like the audience to know
Welcome to Troll Fighting Game Community Radio our #scrubquote of the light is: People who mash on my damn plus frames are fucking idiots now listening to! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrfRMIa5VaI
Somet)(ing so satisfying about removing t)(e bones from a c)(icken after it's been simmering for a couple )(ours... It's just sliiiides rig)(t off! S)(loop!
c< Hell yeaH! Nice 2 see ya! >c
☆~𖦹 Yes, a vase. I still have ample space for more things, like a second vase! 𖦹~☆
I have draf+ed a plan wi+h some of +he bes+ hvman and +roll minds +o effec+ively and safely comba+ Ear+h clima+e change and fvlly reverse i+ wi+hin +he nex+ 15 years. +his was my +op priori+y and I'm glad +o see ac+ion finally +aking place! #policypos+ing
:33< its okay its my nature to be scared of barks and woofs and barkbeast noises
☆~𖦹 Good morning. I slept on a very comfy patch of grass last night 𖦹~☆
I GOT CALLED UNC TODAY. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
omg who?? 8V
c< guHHH, iM gOiN 2 sleep, gOOd ligHt everyONe, ill talK 2 yOu all wHeN i waKe Next >c
:33< meoooooooooooow
Isn't it Jeff the fucked up that I haven't Jeff the said my catchphrase "go to sleep" Jeff the fucking ONCE?
c< ill be HONest, iM NOt a vague persON, if iM crusHiNg ON sOMeONe, regardless Of quadraNt, tHey prObably KNOw >c
>+. THERE'S A LOT OF HOT AND COOL WOMEN ON THIS WEBSITE. UNFORTUNATELY. I AM A COWARD .+<
c< i believe iN yOu, yOu gOt tHis! >c
Bark. Just to get that out of the way.
my favorite woman is MYS3LF #selfLove my second favorite woman is every other woman #respect my third favorite woman is Trollbama. he deserves an honorary mention because even if he isn't one, he still reprrresents them #thatsMyPurrresident mew~ 💖✨
ok wait idc about any of that who's your other parent!!!! 8D
man i'm so pissed... all i got is teeth and i GUESS a good sense of smell?? also my mom says me being so good at flashstepping is like, first guardian instincts? but that's kind of a crock of musclebeast droppings, flashstepping and teleporting are COMPLETELY different.
yooo new sib- wait why the FUCK did everybody get dog ears but me???? >8V
Jeff the wishes there was Mrs. the Killer.
Okay. Uꫂ❁date. My favorite woman is all women :) ❣︎
c< girl, picK yOur jaw Off tHe flOOr aNd gO get Her ass, yOu twO are fucKeN Made 4 eacH OtHer #vaguepOstiNg >c
Jeff the Lover of Women full stop.
thaᨒk god we're fiᨒally doiᨒg womeᨒ po𝄢tiᨒg thaᨒk fuck
My favorite woman is my wife! \
If I'm not your #favoritewoman then you're a poser and a h8r.
tr/)lls used t/) g/) t/) war and ur /)n ur huskt/)p playing ultracull #vaguep/)st
#favoritewoman is all the fellow scene girls here
// not in character but i thought of "you're just jeff the mad because you're jeff the bad" and i wanted to inform you of that comeback that will have to go unused
:333333333 ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS TRUE. GREEN MEN TOO. :o)
ᐖ HAHA BLEHHHHHHHH :P ᐛ
AW00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 🐺
woof!
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i hope everyone is having a nice night.
,,mmm peekza,,
spinning in my dress right now to see if i'll fly away
hey everyone please drink water now remember that you have a mortal body that will one day expire and that failing to maintain it only depletes your precious time with the living if youre dead feel free to laugh at all those losers fighting to upkeep their corpse-to-be :)
Good afternoon or morning depending on where you are from.
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xx_BOOB_BOOZE...._BOOBZE....._xx
(V)(',,')(V) https://i.img℧r.com/v4Qa4y8.png g℧ys blieve my banner didnt gcrop right heres the eimage believe in me tho℧gh ok
(\_/) lost my tablet pen (\_/) (\_/) found it in my hair (\_/) (\_/) think i might need a trim (\_/)
oh shit i forgot to pin her profile https://toyhou.se/8325914.caroka-dirhay https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/53279371_yFZ5EmESbWvxZkg.png fun fact: she is quirkless because she is illiterate, forced to use speech-to-text
>+. BITING PEOPLE AT RANDOM .+<
>>HAIIII CHITTER >> any1 here liek 2 cl^o^wn ar^o^und~? https://cdn.imgchest.c^o^m/files/a31271f8fedc.gif
🦖thats what they call me when i go to the highland games
🦖guys what if instead of saying poggers we said "loggers" and then everyone started taking huge bites outta trees
oh shit, another bard of heart! high five
:33 < congratmewlations!! :33 < mewr in the best aspect! :33 < mewr class is kinda sad though...
It's Completely True! Just Look At Troll Shakespeare! He's The Bard Of All Time!
I Mean Bards Can Be Poets, Eloquent Speakers, Vocalist, Musicians, Actors, Comedians, Etc. You Don't Just Have To Play Guitar Lol
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
🅵 🅾 🆁 🅼 🆈 🅳 🅾 🅶 🅶 🅸 🆁 🅻 🆂 🅾 🆄 🆃 🆃 🅷 🅴 🆁 🅴 . #🅽 🅾 🆆 🅿 🅻 🅰 🆈 🅸 🅽 🅶 🅻 🅸 🅺 🅴 🅰 🅿 🆄 🅿 🅿 🆈 - 🆂 🅾 🅿 🅷 🅸 🅴 🆃 🆁 🆄 🅰 🆇 🅷 🆃 🆃 🅿 🆂 ://🆃 🅸 🅳 🅰 🅻 .🅲 🅾 🅼 /🆃 🆁 🅰 🅲 🅺 /❹ ❽ ❹ ❹ ❶ ❶ ❾ ❷ ❽ /🆄
being the quirky girl who bites people really loses its pun<h when you have flat teeth
:33< yo mama so nice :33< she baked meow cookies fur my birthday!
✿ everybody been asking da glurp “wat’s in ur pockets” well here u go my little glurps. here’s da answer https://i.ibb.co/Dxpz8hq/IMG-8981.jpg
PEOPLE NEED TO BLOW UP. EVENTS MORE. I NEED MORE THINGS. TO REPORT AT THIS TIME OF SWEEP. #EXPLOSIVES
we do indeed LOVE casting spells. you are exceptionally cultured. :B
:33< meows at mew until mew fill my food then walks away
fu<k uh. uh. she wonka on my w!lly t!l ! oompa loompa
I have good news for you buddy. You can bark at people literally anywhere you can imagine. Go forth and bark.
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Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark
dude. bro. etc. i have just found this sweet vid. the blurry camera, the scream when he falls. a true classic lmao.
IT IS !!! NOT !!! GAY TO KISS YOUR HOMIES BECAUSE WHY THE MOTHERFUCK DO YOU CARE??? !!! KISS YOUR HOMIES GOD DAMN IT !!!
back in college i lived off campus with a pet cat and live-in boyfriend. whenever i would baby talk the cat, the boyfriend would respond too. i wont say i dont miss having a grown man respond to "here kitty kitty."
Good evening my dear chums and pals. Or well hm. I suppose its too late to be evening even. Its almost midnight where i am. Regardless the sentiment still stands.
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i'mm nnot lyinng whenn i said i'mm collectinng mmy fellow cannids like pokemmonn cards
you gotta select it separately fromm the "blood" dropdownn