Deejay Harley-Strider
@dogwoodJackal
she/her! skater girl. what do you even put in these? 8P
◌ What is moe. ⧂
funny bartender from simpson show!
@dogwoodJackal is trying 2 fuck mistress frame
okay what the FUCK is your problem????? if anything SHE'S trying to fuck ME dogg she was crawling all up on my posts like she needed my gock to live fuck off!!!!!
yeah??
oh! yeah it's like short for girlcock! cuz um, human sexual dimorphism, you gotta specify sometimes. plus i think it's cute!
what, the frame thing? yeah like it's probably. fine.
(just got news that Jade had a daughter!, i'm so proud of her...why dose her daughter have my ears?) Woof
depends which one you're talking about... some of us didn't get so lucky 8(
oh ruby? yeah uh i mean, timeline shit, different jades got different kids, and i guess not all of us fot the ears... 8/
a beverage of sorts.
they call him the WHAT???????
thank you
when i was a kid? [they] called me the juicebox. but now i'm the drink.
just know i could be #worse
can i fucking help you
youre annoying as fuck you know that
how is the chick version who sexually harassed me less annoying than you, dog???
A matter of opinion. In spite of her attractive qualities I find her quite an irritant.
yeah no shit, it's a woman you have no hope of manipulating!
i drew myself today for a new profile picture but it didnt turn out how i wanted :(
that's legiterally so good though??? 8D
really?? i do think i was too hard on it earlier.. now its been a few hours and i dont hate it as much hehe... thanks!
no prob, uh. hm. would "altmom" make you wanna throw up? 8V
like, um. like from an alt timeline? you know what? i should probably just use your first name it's fine it's chill! 8J <- see? chill as fuck emoticon.
im not trying to be rude i swear :(!! i just dont really get what youre saying...
aaa you're not being rude!! i'm just sticking my foot in it like i keep doing um. yeah so. in an alt timeline, youuuuuuuuuu have an ectobaby, and, she's me. hi! (i'm so fucking sorry you'd think i'd be good at this by now you're like the fifth jade i've had to do this for <_<)
oh !!! im sorry i didnt get it jeez..!! um. even though you arent this version of mes kid, it is still nice to meet you !!! you dont need to say sorry!
ok cool! i just get nervous, 'cause a lot of alts get kind of freaked out? especially crabdad alts, jegus fuck. o_o;
so like i gotta say. im not a big fan of the dick vein on snickers. dont get me wrong now i dont play about a good snickers bar yknow like you best be knowing that shit satisfies especially after a long day. like you know they know that snickers really satisfies and you just gotta be like 'hah! you sly rascal.' but the dick vein bro. i dont wanna think of chomping down on some dismembered chocolate cock of christmas past while im getting to the center of this caramel peanuts and nougat. why would i want to be biting down on a cock anyways id be wanting to do some sweet oral acrobatics on it if it was a lover, which snickers definitely could be if it didn't have this goddamn dickvein. like sure its from how they make it or whatever but i feel like we're in a post dick vein society at this point. sufficiently advanced to do away with the nuts and the buts of leaving behind a nasty looking ridge of chocolate that can only be described as a vein running down the length of what is otherwise a perfect satisfying delicious treat man. i dunno bro. i think we can move on from the snickers dick vein to greener dick veinless pastures. who agrees.
... i had literally never seen it as a dick vein. thanks for that i fucking guess! 8T
fem cueball just asked me about my simpsons ocs. genuinely what is today ._.
c< tHe fucK? >c
i'm saying like!!! sure i like to share but what is her angle girl! why is she so obsessed with me! i mean other than the fact i'm cool as a cucumber and cute as a button. (POINTEDLY IGNORING HER REPLY BTW. <_<)
idk do u have one? ',B/
if y0u d0n't kn0w if y0u're a fuj0shi 0r a himej0shi y0u're pr0bably the secret 3rd thing. discriminat0ry against straight pe0ple. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
can i be a himej0shi t00 0r is this p0st f0r the #girls 0nly.
gender is an illusi0n c0nstructed t0 hike up pher0m0ne replacement therapy prices. be wh0ever y0u want, champ.
ok i KNOW your ass means hormone replacement??? hormones stay inside, pheromones are the ones you sniff...
tr0ll gender is determined by lusus pher0m0nes.
that that can't be right.
y'know what? no i believe you i slwpt through my troll bio classes
it's can0n as 0f 2026 hiveswap act 3 tumblr ask bl0g l0re dr0ps 0r in layman's terms f0r the n0nult yes that's h0w tr0ll b0dies w0rk. 0u0
*dUbioUsly canon. ~u~
what the hell are you people ever talking about.... 8T