Deejay Harley-Strider
@dogwoodJackal
she/her! skater girl. what do you even put in these? 8P ((ooc: icon by meraki-sunset on tumblr ))
WHO TRIGGERS AN EMP ON A FUCKING SPACECRAFT?!
(( howwww do you do the gradient :O
(( sorcery i had to sacrifice half my lifespan for it (( c: i can show you though if you need!
(( yes pls!
chat what does the jack of diamond's mean a. uhhh. train? said im that
oh it was a typo. they meant to say off, not of! so uh. find droog i guess!
ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF THE NATIVE DIVIDEND FAUNA IS THE HUMBLE OCEANSIDE SQUAWKHELLION. VERY SIMILAR TO THE LUSUS GENUS OF THE SAME NAME BACK ON ALTERNIA, THESE ONES HAVE EVOLVED TO BE SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER AND NEST IN LARGE QUANTITIES ON CLIFFS BY THE SEA. "WHY DO YOU LIKE THEM?" I HEAR YOU BLITHERING IN MY LEFT FUCKING EAR LIKE A WRIGGLER WHO HASN'T LEARNED SOCIAL CONVENTION YET. WELL, TO CURB YOUR NARROW-MINDED CURIOSITIES, I'LL EXPLAIN. THE OCEANSIDE SQUAWKHELLIONS OF DIVIDEND HAVE A CALL THAT I FIND GENUINELY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. IT'S LOUD, SCREECHING AND POWERFUL, AND YET STILL HOLDS UNFATHOMABLE GRACE AS THEY SOAR OVER THE LAPPING WAVES. I'M CONSIDERING MAKING THESE SHITASS THINGS THE OFFICIAL BIRD OF DIVIDEND. THEY'RE CERTAINLY PLENTIFUL ENOUGH.
yooo we got squawkhellions too!! not the oceanside ones just the old alternia kind. i think they're cute lil' big guys!!!
WE HAVE REACHED. AN ACCORD.
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oh no embed? cool. brb emptying my vitality gel into the fucking river!! 8I
DO I EVEN NEED TO FuCKING SAY ANYTHING.
car.
IT IS AS IF I AM WATCHING YOu LOSE. WHATEVER YOu CALLED BRAIN CELLS. IN REAL FuCKING TIME.
honda accord. car.
helpppp how do you pitchflirt??? i lowkey highkey have never done anything blacker than liken a three minute auspisticism!!! this spade shit got HANDS!! X(
like i cannot stress enough how much this chick sucks. she's REALLY GOOD AT IT too. also how do you do long distance blackrom... |||
c< OOOOO.... Hard 2 say, really? i dONt recOMMeNd lONg distaNce pitcH 4 yOur first tiMe, but, liKe.... >c
she just sucks so FUCKING bad thoughhhh!!! XV and has the audacity to be so. ugh!!! she can push buttons i didn't know i HAD!!!!! if visiting her wasn't the dumbest possible thing to do i'd be on the first transportalizer to ride her til she FINALLY stops FUCKING talking. 8I
c< ....alrigHt, yeaH, yOure dOwN pitcH 4 Her.... uHHHH.... HOpe it gOes well? >c
me too... thanks rama, you're real as fuck! 8J
Alright, lovergirl. Listen up. You hear that bell? Sure fucking hope so, 'cause it means class is in session, featuring your professor, Dirk M.F Strider, ready and steady to deliver the lecture from which your budding brain shall bloom into the finest, wisest flower. On the topic of a kismesis, possibly the trickiest of the quadrant, you gotta understand that it ain't just your regular degular hatelove. I mean sure, there's probably a few kismetic relationships founded on the notion of "I hate you, let's fuck," but it typically goes beyond just that single, trite idea. You don't just love 'em 'cause you hate 'em. You gotta hate 'em 'cause you love 'em. Ah, I see you raising your hand. "But Prof. Dirk, what the fuck is even the difference?" I see writ in that erected appendage. Well, first off, you don't want a relationship to be built solely on the foundation of "hate." That means you just straight up dislike them, which is pretty obviously fucking bad for a preferably long-term relationship. You'll annoy them, piss them off, but there's gotta be something for them to keep coming back, you know? The sweet nectar hidden inside that swarm of bees. And sure, unless your quadrant's teetering on vacillation, you're gonna sting 'em every now and then, but what's important is that you don't just keep laying on the hurt until they fuck off forever and leave. That's a toxic kismesis. So, the crux of this lesson is: make sure they can still see your good qualities. You're gonna occupy a hefty space in their mind, but it can't only be the worst part of you that does. It's gotta be both. The good and the bad, the maddening dichotomy that'll leave them entranced in the first place. With them, you can be the worst side of yourself freely, just so long as it isn't all of you, you feel? Now go buckwild. Or feel free to ignore literally all of this, since I'm not a troll.
i mean, neither am i, dogg!! this is super helpful!! i guess the question now is, how do i piss off a smug chessmaster type? how do i flap the infuriatingly unflappable? i mean....... ok check it, i DO know some shit i think she's insecure about, but is it kosher to go straight for the squawk blister like that? do i gotta learn mind games??
I'd go with the mind games. Speaking from experience, nothing'll get that kinda person's goat like getting beat at a game of their caliber. You've got something cooking here, but I wouldn't put it out on your plate yet. Let it simmer for a bit and start lowkey, I'd say. Going for the throat ain't a gambit that'll put you in an unwinnable position, but you gotta know your opponent before you sink your teeth into their jugular, you feel?
raw as fuck and also, yeah. that makes sense... problem is, she's straight up smarter than me. 8I but... eh. maybe i can figure something out...
I dunno if im reelly old enoug)( to be conc)(-idered a milf? Maybe by )(uman standards, but I just )(it an early growt)( spurt )(onestly!
aS FAR AS i UNDERSTAND IT, iT 1S NOT AS THOUGH, tROLLS CAN BE THAT TECHNICALLY, aNYWAYS, rEALLY,
omfg for the last FUCKIN time!! age doesn't matter!! if you're hot and a mom, you're a MILF. if you ain't, you ain't! simple as. the word you're looking for is "COUGAR". 8P
eh, if you adopt it counts.
all that said: you got milf ENERGY at least. milf VIBES.
Awwwe you're so sweet!
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I just went “heehee”, if you even care.
if you say any more on this topic i'll FUCKING kill you.
like wtf did she even do 2 U.... wtf goes ON in Ur dms girl
NOTHING!!!!! what, a girl can't get PISSED OFF at a NOTORIOUSLY OBNOXIOUS CUEBALL without shit going on bts??????
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whose dick do i gotta suck to suck some dick around here?? 8P