Deejay Harley-Strider
@dogwoodJackal
she/her! skater girl. what do you even put in these? 8P ((ooc: icon by meraki-sunset on tumblr ))
who up chittin on they zune
um... whats a zune?
old device that flopped pike a fish bad
you know it!!!!! - Sent from my Zune™
wait when did it flop? it's literally The mp3 player over here on earth c
thats fucked up
(( i have decided that on earth c every tech monopoly is replaced with a defunct counterpart. you dont google things you ask jeeves. you dont use Facebook you use myspace. no ipods just zunes
Hm… I think the most memorable request I have gotten, that I am at liberty to speak about, may be the time someone asked me to *remove* their wings. They were horrifically atrophied, and they said explicitly that they’d rather just have them gone entirely than have to spend years attempting to get them in proper order again through physical therapy. It’s not all sad, however💚 they then requested me to have them sent to a taxidermy friend of mine to fashion them into part of an art project of theirs, so that their memory of them may be immortalized💚 Truly, a beautiful thing to see. Such gorgeous things they were, too 💚
that is so fucking cool!!!! also, wings?? are there people with wings in the alt future??? 8O
A few, some natural, others because of me💚 I could give you a pair, if you wish💚
nah, i'm more of a dog furry. might hit you up for ears sometime though!! ehhh, but i like my ears where they are.... i'll think about it 8J
the real question is, how do people get born with wings? oh oh wait, is it davepeta descendants??? 8D
i would kill for a lot of people on here
feel like you'd kill for a scooby snack. 8I
are those shit like the yiffy snacks. because they suck.
scooby snacks are like yiffy snacks but good!
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME THIS. I THINK IT SHOULD JUST REMAIN A FUCKING MYSTERY. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/EDDE774ED895.JPEG
man at least keep my name in the pic! >8V
I DIDN’T KNOW IF YOU WANTED CREDIT FOR BEING A DICKHEAD SUPREME. BUT CLEARLY YOU DO. HEY EVERYONE, GET A LOAD.
ok look for context THIS is what my karkat looks like. you can see my fucking confusion!!
i mean listen i respect it!! i fuck with the vibe, it's fun!!! it's just like. really surreal... ._.
So nice to meet a fellow descendant 💚
oh hell yeah!!! how far down? i mean you kind of look just like my mom so i'm guessing you're like second generation, max?
Third, actually💚 Jake English is my great-great-great grandfather, my great-great grandfather being his ecto-biological son💚
oh cool, we got strong genes i guess. so, that makes me yourrrrrr..... uhhhh... somethingth cousin something removed lol. oh fuck that means you're from the future!!!! 8D
FUCK I AM SO MAD I THINK I COULD ACTUALLY DIE. THEY AREN’T GONNA EVEN HAVE TO CULL ME, I’LL JUST KEEL OVER RIGHT HERE. FUCK THE TRIAL. DON’T NEED IT.
why are you green and cunty...
ONCE AGAIN I FIND MYSELF IN POSSESSION OF MY MENTAL FACULTIES AND THE PLANET DIDN'T EXPLODE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. SIX HOURS IS MORE THAN I'VE GOTTEN IN SWEEPS, SO I HOPE THE FINCESS IS FUCKING SATISFIED. GOOD EVENING, PEONS.
PASS JUDGEMENT ALL YOU FUCKING WANT, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIVES OF MILLIONS- AND MORE PRESSINGLY, THE LIVES OF YOUR FRIENDS.
I am. I am responsible for the lives of millions. And I've done well enough at it that I can sleep without the world crumbling without my watchful gaze. As I said, Inefficient. Sad. Little. Emperor that you are.
WELL BULLY FOR FUCKING YOU. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GOD DAMN PRICK.
are none of your coplayers there to help with this shit? no vris, no rezi, no aunt kan? TRANSLATOR'S NOTE cuz i know your obsidian nugbone won't look it up: an aunt is a parent's sibling. basically someone your sapient person-caretaker grew up with.
OF COURSE THEY'RE HERE TO HELP, YOU PANDEAD FUCK. THEY'RE JUST BUSY WITH THEIR OWN SHIT.
then lean on them, fuckass!! don't kys with sleep deprivation just cause you're too pansyass to ask someone to cover for you. 8(
WHAT PART OF 'THEY'RE BUSY' DO YOU NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND? WE HAVE AN ENTIRE PLANET TO RUN, AND WE DON'T TRUST ANYONE ENOUGH FROM THE GENERAL POPULACE TO DELEGATE YET. WE'RE STILL WORKING ON BRINGING THE POPULATION TO HEEL.
ok see that might be your problem? you're trying to conquer, when you should try like. working WITH them. you catch more flies with mind honey than snapleaf acid!
I ASSUME THIS IS MORE HUMAN SENTIMENTALITY? WE'RE *TROLLS*, WRIGGLER. SPARE ME THE ETHICS LESSON.
just saying, shit's pretty good over here. and my crabdad sleeps eight hours everyday. 8p
what's up, greencrab? 8V
sometimes i get interviewed and every time they ask questions abt dirk and my supposed marriage so i lie every time we went on a lovelyyyy trip 2 rome recently btw im sure it was great lmfao
Don’t forget about the two children you are keeping out of the public eye.
@asclepianDesperada