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hell yeah same brain Cell u◡u
K--<ok. no more exposting. because im normal.
By the way, I "regret" to inform you that J.K. Rowling tragically passed away last night after her computer spontaneously and mysteriously exploded. Completely without prompting, I'm sure. It's such a shame, really. To see such a "beloved" figure in the wizard fiction scene go so soon before her time. She hadn't even finished writing "Harry Potter and the Benevolent Imperial Drone," the manuscript to which was tragically contained on the very same computer that exploded. How horrible.
oh !!! im sorry i didnt get it jeez..!! um. even though you arent this version of mes kid, it is still nice to meet you !!! you dont need to say sorry!
really?? i do think i was too hard on it earlier.. now its been a few hours and i dont hate it as much hehe... thanks!
Here's my proof that my ass IS fat by the ψave~! #nsfψ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab0b26124466.png
c< i MeaN, id be Obsessed 2, 2 be fair, but alsO, liKe, its Her, sO ive gOt sOMewHere betweeN NONe aNd less tHaN NO respect 4 Her tbH >c
Un Photo Por Tu Pagina https://file.garden/abz5rjzgmxomav2l/selfiecr.png
c< yOu aNd Me bOtH >c
ts is confusing asf. r u good.
K--<anonymous asks: "You might larp being chuds because it's easy. There is a certain comfort in despair, in thinking yourself too broken to even bother pursuing what you want. After all, no need to risk rejection if you believe you're inherently a reject, right? You settle for the comfortable, familiar pain of loneliness instead of the strange uncertainty of trying for more. I'd fuck you honestly." i respond: "yeah i agree i actually said all of this to hope last light im working on myself and im hoping to ask a special someone to be my moirail soon" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
ooc // i am Transgender now !! yay
私の人生の目的は、自分がどれほど興奮しているかを投稿することです。 これが私がやることのすべてです。
#suggestive
uh shit hi i guess?? fuck am i doing here jesus i need an icon thats more up to date than this i look fucking 13 goddamn #howthefuckdidwegethere
truthfully n0thing is as satisfact0ry as a fight back and f0urth b0th with pure utter hatred the kind that never leaves y0ur mind bl00d wires exp0sed parts fr0m each 0f y0u as y0u finally get the upper hand h0lding them d0wn and instead 0f culling them y0u h0ld them s0 very cl0se and 0h s0 gently .... disregard last statement it's unimp0rtant #vaugep0sting #vi0lence #suggestive
c< ugHHH, tell Me abOut it, sHit sucKs ON ice >c
スクラッチさんが皆のために、早く死んでくれることを願う。
*BL1NKS ON3 3Y3 4T 4 T1M3 4ND TH3N L1CKS ON3 OF MY 3Y3S L1K3 4 L1Z4RD*
sometimes i go back to those three years and i retrace some of the conversations that i had with echidna during that time it is kind of strange to think that maybe an intentionally rendered as monstrous game construct gave me some of the best insight into the ways that voyage was going to shape me... is it strange to say that maybe she was a bit of a mother figure???
Jesus. Why do people have a fetish about how much melanin someone does or does not have. #vaguepost #notanyoneonchittridontthink #nsfw I guess
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im sorry i made it up for a joke
I FUCKING LOVE #YURI (*｀▽´*) httpz://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcTdkZ2pmb2pmY2c1eTU2dzZ0bjQ3MWQ5NW9laHUyN3J6bzR2NGVraCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ciNN4YNQNncbe/giphy.gif
I send him my well wishes.
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good morning girls
omggg!!!!!! so excited for the new season~!!! new routine in the works, new train33s already sobbing because they can’t k33p up yet lmaowww 💋📣 if mew want soft smiles and easy practices, go scr33ch mewr pumper out with the band or whatefur. ch33rf33ders hit counts, stunt hard, and count up bruises like trophies, giving and taking ;3c i’m writing this ch33r to be roaring loud enough to shake the crowd and razor sharp enough to scare the competition. don’t waste my time unless mew’re ready to paint the field and thrive??? lol ♥
c< yearNiNg HOurs, i guess #yearNiNg 4 wHOM? yOu May asK? NO ONe yOu KNOw, My frieNds, NO ONe yOu KNOw >c
god, i wish i were a lesbian with someone. that would be cool. thanks.
working on a boat! working on a boat..
THANKS. I APPRECIATE IT. AND SERIOUSLY, ENJOY THE LOT IN LIFE YOU GOT.
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i keep seeing mean or scary ladies on my feed and every time i do i get a little excited..." #suggestive #nsfw #heysamesies
I'm in Roblox now https://i.postimg.cc/0yBNPy3D/Screenshot-20260508-131143.png
comin off the meds to find more bullshit idgaf what yall say hemoism is sooo last sweep and STUPID quit dunkin on otter castes n mutants bro dont make me find u to kick your teeth in 38/ #violence #hemoism #quitplayinwme
new pfp thought it was time for an update ((sprite edit by me hooray)) https://i.postimg.cc/9xd5qn67/untitled1080-20260508135856.png
thinking about my own life and shit now. i’m really lucky huh
All set for the #midnightcitygala!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307181205615149117/1500979187089932339/Illustration171_2.png?ex=69fa674d&is=69f915cd&hm=9a96b570032f1bf2d2b6dc602f0d8fcb8489e8b75b09b0e85dbe5820d2955a27&
ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong? Hhehheh unlikely. hheheehheh. HuskHelm, play 100gecs stupid hooofbeast orchestral rendition.
NO CAPTION OR CONTEXT. MY DELIRIOUS PAN NEEDS PURE INSTRUMENTAL SOLACE TO DEGREASE THE BLACKENED, CLOYING STAINS THE NIGHT HAS LEFT ON IT. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/4YZIZUTLNR91HNPLWHJCPD?SI=BD42AD8818C74CFF #MUSICPOSTING
c< iN a HuNdred sweeps, tHeyll talK abOut trOll silvaguNNer iN tHe saMe way >c
https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_1068.png HERES A "FIT-CHECK", YA FILTHY ANIMALS —EMBER💥
ദ്ദി ≽^⎚˕⎚^≼ .ᐟ < YAY! I CAN FLIP PURRPLE OFF!
my friend was right, going to that smoke shop yesterday was a great idea #substance i think
OUT H3R3 L1V1NG MY B3ST L1F3 HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/B34CHT1M3.PNG #NSFW 1SH #SUGG3ST1V3 #WH4T3V3RTH3YR3JUSTBOOBSWHOC4R3S #1GNOR3TH3ON3GUY #SUBST4NC3
The reasØn I will always have a sØft spØt fØr thØse whØ fight against ØppressiØn shØuld be ØbviØus, I think
WE ARE MOTHERFUCKIN ENTRENCHED IN THIS BITCH FUCK THE PTSD I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT #TROLLDRACULAFLOW
I’m grateful so many of my friends make good music. I don't listen to a lot otherwise, but hearing Dave’s lyricism as background noise whilst I go about my day is nice. Sometimes I take for granted how clever his writing is. And Jades beats are still one of the few ways I can see what she’s up to, even if we don’t talk. It’s nice. I should play the violin again soon.
"GOOD" EVENING. THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS SOLELY TO ACT AS A CORRESPONDENCE POINT BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY FELLOW COMMANDERS. I SHOULD REASONABLY NOT EVEN BOTHER MAKING A SINGLE "CHIT" (STUPID FUCKING TERM) BUT I FIGURE IT'S BEST TO BE OPEN AND CANDID ABOUT WHO AND WHAT I AM FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPARENCY. MY NAME IS COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS. LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES OF TROLLKIND ON EARTH C. BEFORE YOU COME TO ME WITH ANY OF THAT "BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ON MY EARTH" OR "I'M ON ALTERNIA" OR "I'M ON BEFORUS" OR WHATEVER OTHER CONJUCTION OF SPACE-TIME THIS SITE IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO BREACH SHIT, I KNOW. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. TRUST ME. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. THOSE OF YOU FROM *MY* PARTICULAR CONJUCTION, THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR YOU. THE REST OF YOU? THIS ACCOUNT IS ONE OF MANY FACELESS ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS FROM ONE OF MANY ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THE SAME SELF-LOATHING, EXHAUSTED PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW AND LOVE/HATE. DISREGARD IT AS YOU PLEASE. I'M SURE THE KARKAT VANTAS MARKET IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING ON HERE. IF YOU'RE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE AND HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THAT I JUST SAID, FEEL FREE WALTZ RIGHT UP AND ASK. I'M A GOD DAMN LIVING LIBRARY FULL OF CAUTIONARY TALES THAT YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR. THANKS. COMMANDER V
H3H3H3! >;] HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/FC59314B07CF.PNG #S3LF13 #NSFW
i should get one of those giant hampster balls.. figure out what life is like on the other side.
I did it ... [Attached to the post is a picture, the violently colorful foliage surrounding the frame is contrasted by the elegeant beauty of the night sky. Stars shine brightly above and Alternia's moons can be seen in the far distance. Flowing below the inky darkness is a wide open field with little more than grass that extends deep into the darkness.]
Make peace with whatever god you choose to worship and Meet me in the walmart parking lot. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/e3/52/65e35297694a6ce7e4f413c538b9d713.jpg
Intro chitt Yiffany "Ruby" Lalonde (More shenanigans on tumblr @ rubyredandbarking) Transfem Has minor first guardian powers Hates the world, will fight you.
❥ No bulgε pics sorry!! U gεt bεധbs instεad!! #nsfധ ｡˚○ https://ოεdia.discordapp.nεt/attachოεnts/1024198171074777170/1498191573824045056/IოG_6416.png?εx=69f04322&is=69εεf1a2&hო=f2ε44fε291bεε9f4733540db38a171εεc26fbε840977bfε87df01f152822da09&=&forოat=ധεbp&quality=losslεss&ധidth=495&hεight=435 ｡˚○
:33< nyanbinary :33< butt :33< #nsfw
:33< boy :33< nook :33< #nsfw
:33< girl :33< bulge :33< #nsfw
Shopping trip https://64.media.tumblr.com/cb6b4dc7227520da5c5a97beff01d879/cc5dc0855ed1102e-25/s2048x3072/9340ac55a6eb238a38fba87a1ea939949d51054a.png
https://imgur.com/RRAkMuX.png #substance #cw-self-harm
SMOKING THAT FUSCHIABLOOD OUTER RIM DREAM BUBBLE HORRORTERROR HASH SHE SPREAD IT AND LET ME TAKE A LITTLE SNIFF OF THAT MAHI MAHI #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #SUBSTANCES
my own alternate universe child takes a potshot at me im so proud
∘☽ Prepping garments for Matesprite island, is this too much? I've had second doubts on the pearls.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloo%20and%20her%20pretty%20dress%20mehe.png #Suggestive ☾∘
every time i try to log onto chittr it tries to autofill to the chuck tingle website just in case youre wondering how im doing
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i guwill just say this once! as someone guwith a platform and a business, i do NOT guwant fanfics guwritten about me. i am UNCONSENTING!!! guohkay? this isn't nice to fraimi. (Ó ᴥ Ò)
gosh i bet its really weird to have a jade for a mom..... does she chase her tail to get tired enough for bed like me??? pfff hehehe. im laughing just thinking about it..... anyway it was really fun to draw this for you! thanks for asking!!!!! :D
yeah. she is sort of grizzled and adorns herself in camo a lot, like a scared animal that we had to coax out of her bloodstained, shadowy cave. but she is cool :B
point log, day 289: things are getting tougher now. i had to reconcile with a bunch of stuff, and now i'm standing in my old house, hesitating again as i stare at the door which i hid behind for twenty five years.
sometimes you just want to nap on top of a guy without it being weird
in my dream i saw him the man with0ut a head 0n my screen i saw him when i was f0ur and ten i didnt mean t0 see him it all happened s0 fast what d0es it mean t0 see him n0w all this time has passed? #lyricp0sting
Ah hell why n[]t. <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c[]m/files/ab488a788ad3.png]:-)
@arsenicCatnxp WH3N YOU S41D YOUR JOB H4D 4N OP3N POS1T1ON, TH1S 1S NOT WH4T 1 H4D 1N M1ND #suggestive #nsfw ish #maidcafe #sendhelp #rightnow #maidposting https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/maidcafe.png
i hate time shenanigans…
i tried but i can 0nly d0 s0 much when shes s0 unwilling
c< i wisH i cOuld, iM defiNitely uNqualified 4 tHat tHOugH >c
im about to fucking eliminate the need for therapy if i ever have to go back ever
(◕ ᴥ ◕) packing my backpack! https://i.ibb.co/ns06PhNV/jz97kzdima771.jpg
gnome ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠎⠉⠲⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⣺⡿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⢀⣀⣀⡐⢿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣶⡻⣻⣿⢦⡰⠛⣿⣟⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⣿⢟⢽⣿⡶⢧⣿⣵⢉⣿⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢈⡎⠑⠒⡚⠒⠒⢛⠤⠒⢹⣯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⡌⠶⣤⡀⠒⠖⠚⣤⡤⠋⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣧⡄⠀⠉⠀⠂⠉⠁⢁⣨⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⠎⣸⢿⣶⣄⡀⢀⣤⣤⠞⠋⠈⢂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡠⠃⢠⡟⠀⠙⠭⠭⠭⠴⠊⠀⢦⣆⠀⢃⠀⠀⠀ ⣇⠈⢻⣿⠶⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡟⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀ ⢹⣦⠂⣽⣗⢀⣴⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡧⠶⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠻⢾⢾⡿⣯⣅⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⢛⣶⢶⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢈⣮⣻⠦⣄⣈⣉⣉⠠⠴⠛⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠯⠿⡟⠀⠻⡾⠓⠀⠉⠉⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠸⣷⣦⢀⣒⡲⠷⣒⣀⣒⣛⠇⠀⠀
THE DRONES ARE BACK
... ALRIGHT. THAT'S EVERYTHING. THAT'S EVERYTHING I HAD IN MY VERBILESAC, AT THE MOMENT. I THINK I'VE PURGED MOST OF THE TOXINS THAT WERE IN THE CAKE. NOT IMPROVING THE STATE OF MY FUCKING PAINT-STRIPPED THINKPAN, BUT I PHYSICALLY CANNOT VOMIT ANY MORE THAN THIS. THAT WAS CATHARTIC. I THINK I'M GOING TO LOSE WHATEVER ARTICULATION I STILL YET POSSESS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES, SO. I'M CHAINING MYSELF TO A DRESSER WITH A SKITTERCYCLE LOCK. WHOEVER WANTS TO DO ME THE FAVOR OF KILLING ME AS SOON AS I WAKE UP TOMORROW, JUST MAKE SURE YOU DO IT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. THANK YOU. GOOD LIGHT.
MOVING LIKE KANAYA, WE GET IT FROM THE HEMOSPECTRUM. YOU SEE IT. I REALLY DID THIS. I'M HIM.
THIS LUGER WILL SEND A JUGGALO STRAIGHT TO HELL. PACKED HER WASTECHUTE SO TIGHT SHE PUSHED OUT A PEARL. GOT THE REGISTERED GOD PARTICLE IN MY DEX. #NSFW
I'M NOT LOYAL TO ANYBODY, I'M A DEMON. I HAVE NO LOYALTY FOR ANY TROLL. NEVER DID, NEVER WILL.
MY CAEGARS TALL, MY POCKETS DEEP. NO POCKETWATCHING IN THIS HEX.
WE ARE SMOKING *HUSKS.* I HAVE NO SYMPATHY, I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT.
I HAVE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. BY THE TREACHERY OF THESE BRANCH-SWINGING, SIMIAN-MORPHOLOGICAL, POCKMARKED ALIEN *HUMANIMALS* WHO WERE IN MY HIVE EARLIER TODAY, I HAVE INGESTED AN AMOUNT OF #SUBSTANCE THAT COULD UNIRONICALLY MAKE ME ONE WITH THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. I MAY DO SOMETHING. EMBARRASSING. AS EVERY TROLL, REGARDLESS OF CASTE OR CREED, HAS THE CAPACITY TO DO. I DO NOT EXPECT YOUR FORGIVENESS. WHAT I DEMAND IS YOUR FOREWARNING. OOOOOOOOUHHHHH, FUCK. #SUBSTANCE #NOWAITALREADYSAIDTHAT #DEFINITELY #NSFW #THERE IS NO RULING THAT OUT FOR SURE #UH #EXPONENTIALLYMOREGRANDIOSETHOUGHTSONTHINGSITHINKABOUTATLIGHTANDWOULDRATHERFLAYMYTONGUEINTOBACONSTRIPSTHANTELLANOTHERLIVINGSOUL #NOPE#NOTAPUNCHYTAG #THATWILLHELPNOONE #FUCK #HEREWEGO
1,000 KULT AND I'LL UPLOAD THE CLIP DAVE RECORDED OF ME WHILE I WAS SHITHIVE WASTED OUT OF MY PAN ON THE DRUMS AT THE SOLAR REVOLUTION'S EVE PARTY.
no this was everything to me. we can be friends i hope the weed was awesome
c< ....fucK yOu, tHat Made Me geNuiNely laugH >c
:33 < None of mew know how powerfurr i really am :33c
K--<thank you this is the kindest thing anyone has done for me in months. starts coughing violently due to my asthma in a cutely pathetic way
K--<it should be illegal to be happier than me
concept: your kismesis pinning you down and putting their fingers in your mouth, forcing your lips apart to examine your teeth while you kick and squirm "theyre so blunt! youll never be able to break my skin with these!" feeling them pinch and pull on your tongue while they laugh (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, caste difference, a reminder that im beforian before people get mad, this is for those self concious about their lack of sharp teeth like me, teethplay, pitchfic, tongue pulling, oral fixation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUOHKAY GUYS i took a better picture!! THIS IS GUACTUALLY ME!! not that guehmmm seal from earlier that’s totally not me!! https://i.ibb.co/cSyZRVHW/gwaimi.png
im gonna listen to nothing special by stomach book and be mad at evil me now :/
dave had me listen to 100 gecs and now im kinda hooked :)
just imagine some lowkey chill bongo type percussion like im some long-haired wellness guru easing you into the group hotbox in the back of my windowless van, the beats are vaguely racist sounding but not in a way youre comfortable with calling out. the white girl in dreads next to you sure as hell isnt and youre looking to score. those beats exactly, lowering you into the high tied my girls dick in a knot like a cherry stem finding new horizons like im leif erickson modding in knotted cocks so i can taste cherry's stem she drops, six seconds, leave it where its been blowing up like a balloon fellated by a clown my dog jumps up it wont go down (get down) i turn it around dudes dong belongs on a merry-go-round fat cock, wet sock, dwayne rocks my johnson long as she ain't german don't need a von son keep my shades on banging under the dawn sun divine vision send me to avignon son busy playing wordle, i guess crane that strats outdated, bringing me shame i cry for my girl, she says im lame folds my dick, origami, over the xy-plane my dick dont work no more tied it all up cant take it back to the store fuck #nsfw #substance #body-horror
i feel the urge to go crush an asteroid or something
c< yeaH it fucKeN dOes >c
Just FYI. i'm not a child. i'm fucking 26))
sigh… there goes my energy level for the afternoon im back to cuddle up in the blanket den mode i swear there are just certain times every few weeks my ability to function just goes right into the toilet because all i want is to lay around and maybe have someone pet my ears
B33 < ok chittr ive spent my meowning recofuring from being a really good moirail B33 < whatd i miss
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueveryone!! i have drawn myself. PRAISE fraimi's art skills, gueheehee! sweeps of studying guhow to draw gushoujo have worked!! too bad i guwork, other guwise i guwould write my own romance! guehehe... https://i.ibb.co/k2ZfLDyp/fraimiselfportrait.png
UNSTOPPABLE. #WORDLE NO. 1764 2/6 🟩🟨⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
aND EVEN IF i DID HAVE, dRESS RELATED DREAMS, tHE MOONBEAMS WOULDN'T EVEN BE, sHINING THROUGH, mAKING THE SILK SEMI-TRANSPARENT, aLLOWING ME TO SEE HER SILHOUETTE UNDERNEATH BUT, nOTHING ELSE, #NSFW
Sometimes I wonder why I spend my money on THESE. Just a tip for others, the fleshlights you can buy online aren't worth the PRICE! #nsfw https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/ToluenFleshlight.png
3833 < My husband got scratched up by our tiniest grub because he was putting their hair up in pigtails... > 3833 < He said they have my killer instinct!!! > 38'33
3833 < Trans women get behind me, I have a big fucking fork. >
:2<≈* She partakes in a carrot :2 =] -'-{@ Then offers you a rose
OH I FORGOT TO MENTION, I ALSO LOVE A CERTAIN CERULEAN BLOODED TROLL. I COULD DEAD ASS LISTEN TO HER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING FOR AN HOUR ( or before my attention span runs out...)
B33 < of furicking course!! just beclaws im picking a bonus name doesnt mean im throwing all my nicknames out B33 < and ty i didnt work furry hard on it but i and SO happy with it
They Like Me Because I Am Travel Sized And Flexible. #suggestive #generalposting
s0 far y0u have been the 0nly 0ne wh0 made me actually laugh. 0u0
y0u're the new #1. very g00d w0rk.
whn the theme somg makes u sing along everytime cause its that good
bdsm test? why would i need that when i'm already bdsm Baller at Doing Supreme Moves #nsfw maybe
:33< *the mighty huntress blushes and giggles skipping off gayly there is an expurrlosion just off campurra*
think its weird when i talk about how having biological kids was stripped from me before i died because the condesce literally put restrictions on our reproduction and someone hits me with the 'i hate kids theyre so gross' have you considered shutting the fuck up maybe or
agree !!! steak is always the best !!! but um.. i also havent eaten kibble :pp... not since i was you, and you were a puppy, and you sent it into the sun in distaste.
とにかく激しくエッチする以外に解決策がないような、最悪の一日を経験したことがあるの？ #nsfw
It's kind of a shame that the only picture that currently exists of me and my ex was taken immediately after II had two leave the polycule. Sigh. #xandramedia https://i.ibb.co/m5hCCy1k/5ZIb-FON.png
https://imgur.com/V21kMP8.png #Me
it's all fake an7wa7s, is what i sa7! smear, flip, va(illate whenever and ignore the haters
:33 < if i had a billion gazillion boon bucks :33 < i'd buy an island and call it nepeta's island and run a dock with ships :33 < and i'd get a desk and smoke fat cigars behind it and anytime someone causes trouble on my island i have the cops bring them in :33 < i mean mug em and blow cigar smoke in their face and tell them "dis here is my island. capish? and i won't have no trouble makers on it." :33 < and then i would have my goons break their hands :33 < and then i'd buy lots of catnip and destroy my brain with it :3
woof! :)
// throwing this out there as an ooc post, but with the reality hopping stuff i want jinx to interact- but i do not want to magically solve arcs or problems other characters on here run into. if i am at any point doing that and messing smth up please dm me and i will adjust. i do not want to ruin anyone's stakes when i interact. nor steal thunder.
trying these aphrodisiac molly pills i got lol. gonna have some fun fr #substances #nsfw impending
Look at t)(is pretty little t)(ing! So innocent, so pure! 38D I love lig)(ting bugs. #beetleposting )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/88264u.png
https://i.postimg.cc/ZqC5pQtt/61Gogt5Lc-L.jpg #substance
#beetleweek #beetleposting https://lawrencehallofscience.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Stag-Beetle-scaled.jpg
Some Daves are funny as shit. Why are you debriefing me before you send me a shitty bandcamp file. I love you guys/PLATONIC. You are so fucking stupid. Never change.
#opaqueposting mhmhmgmhmhgmhm mhhmhh mhmhhmmh
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that is the tightest shit i have ever heard in my life and afterlife
Fun Zelda fact: In The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Link's outfit is virtually identical to his garb from Twilight Princess. This is because it is the exact same outfit, held onto by the spirits in wait for the blue eyed beast. This also implies that Twilight Princess Link and Skyward Sword Link are approximately the same size. ▼
Thanks. You too? Minish Cap is one of the best Zelda games in my opinion, in terms of playing to the strengths of the formula. Definitely better than any of the toon DS Zeldas. (Sorry, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks). There are a couple of rushed elements that hold the game back, which is a shame. It's so close to perfect. ▼
Bens pretty cool tbh
YOUR NAME IS THE UNVIRGIN. COME BACK AND LAMBASTE ME ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PRIORITIES IN ORDER, WHETHER IT'S MEDICALLY CORRECTING YOUR COMPULSION TO BE HUMILIATED ONLINE. OR FILLING EVEN A SINGLE SORDID BUCKET WITH WHATEVER BODILY REFUSE YOU'D PROBABLY END UP CONFUSING FOR OWN GENETIC MATERIAL IN THE HEAT OF THE FLEETING FUCKING MOMENT. AND THANK *GOD*, IT'S FLEETING. GO ON. PICK THE EASIER WAY TO FIX YOURSELF AND HOP THE FUCK TO IT!
y'know what sounds good rn? Borger....
I need s♡me♡ne t♡ fall t♡ their knees and w♡rship me like the Messiahs.. #nsfw #religi♡us
I think my #daddyissues make me hotter.
i'm taking up ꥟ffers f꥟r any꥟ne t꥟ be my pers꥟nal ashtray. must be quiet and must be ꥟bedient. (#nsfw)
>+. MY HIPSTER DISEASE SAYS THIS PLACE SUCKS BUT MY SITUATIONSHIP IS AROUND SOMEWHERE AND I'M OBLIGATED TO DIGITALLY STALK HIM SO .+<
Are you a 8ook? 8ecause I would like to split you open and get my head in 8etween your pages. #nsfw
4r3 you th3 f5 k3y??? b3c4us3 th4t 4ss 1s so r3fr3sh1ng. #nsfw
OCCASIONALLY I WILL GET THE URGE TO DO SOMETHING EXTREMELY PETTY AND MESSY, BUT THEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM 12 SWEEPS OLD. DON'T GET ME WRONG, I AM INDEED STILL A VERY PETTY TROLL, BUT I DO EXERT THE BARE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF EFFORT NOT TO START USELESS FIGHTS OVER MADE UP PROBLEMS.
(#violence) Your name is JOHN LALONDE. As previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of attempts at cakes are scattered around your room. You'll get there eventually. You have a variety of other interests that you are ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT. You like to perform MAGIC ACTS befitting of a WIZENED SAGE OF THE MYSTICAL ARTS. You often say you are such a skilled magician that you even made your FATHER DISAPPEAR. That is one of your favorites in your arsenal of MORBID and SELF-DEPRECATING JOKES. It is a great point of pride. Making fun of yourself can elevate any conversation, especially on those rare but ever-so-special moments when your humor makes people KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE. Then you have EVEN MORE ANGST to turn into comedy. It is a cycle that CANNOT POSSIBLY BACKFIRE. You also like to entertain yourself with INTERNET VIDEOS of GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE. It makes you think about how, in such a heinous and tense situation, you would simply NOT GET KILLED. For instance, if a cartel wanted to behead you, you would fend them off, starting by throwing your collection of METAL WATER BOTTLES in IRONICALLY BRIGHT COLORS. (Because you are screaming along to EVANESCENCE SONGS so often. One benefit of your mother's aloofness is that you can be as loud as you want and she does not care.) What will you do? (https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c37de14df84.png Sprite made using FarragoFiction's Homestuck Doll Maker.)
i had a dog as a kid and when it fucking ran away my bro bought the ugliest dog stuffed animal and said "so you can stop crying about your stupid fucking dog" i think thats really funny now but i did cry even more
like seriously sorry lemme flap my hands and stop fuckin talkin (i do actually flap my hands but i do it in a sick ass way in which it looks like im just djing real nice)
>([i could be a #omer i could be a bart i could be w#atever everybody marge i could be a maggie i could be a lisa i dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa im kasane teto im singing a song its about t#e simpsons t#ere is not#ing wrong i could be an utau i could be a synt# i still dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa]
FUNCTION: THAT’S WHAT, COMMA, SHE SAID. END COMMAND.
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just iinvented a new thiing called when you fliirt wiith someone and they gets all flustered and shyly cover theiir face and you pull theiir hands away and force them to look at you as theiir face turns red and they whiines and struggles to keep eye contact.
ive been sleeping all day and i havent done anything productive! its time to change that
< ){ hey, hi, um. my hatchmate told me i should hop online and meet some people, since, uh, well, you know how it is!! so, ah, hi? !oxo! }( >
I'VE HAD MANY A TROLL ASK ME IF THERE'S A SINGLE CASTE, A SINGLE TROLL I TRUST WITH MY ENTIRE PUSHER. AND IT'S TIME I MAKE MY ANSWER KNOWN. Sound technicians.
B33 < today i am a girl -33-
im learning way too fucking much about strangers on the internet right now i need a secondary trusted adult
survived hopital. B]
i stay swerving https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488016531878183054/9b833258b1e979e552f034e898ed9ff9.png?ex=69cb3ee3&is=69c9ed63&hm=9f8265c9b10f89af9f6d7be605fcf776b7fcb2b54bfb0c1332127032db126215&
NOTE TO SELF: IT IS MORE PLEASURABLE TO PLUCK ONE’S OWN EYES OUT WITH A CULLING FORK AND FEED THEM DIRECT TO IMPERIAL DRONES THAN LISTEN TO A DAVE STRIDER SPECIAL PLAYLIST.
WELCOME TO THE ASS-MASTER SLOP JOCKEY PARADE. LOCATION: MY NOTIFICATIONS.
WHOEVER WAS "RESPONSIBLE" FOR ANY OF YOUR SO-CALLED SCHOOL FEEDINGS SHOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR THE SHODDY HACK-JOB THEY LEFT BEHIND THAT THEY'RE LEFT PERPETUALLY VOMITING OUT OF SELF-DISGUST AND SHAME. I HOPE THEY ALL DROWN IN A DISGUSTING SLURRY OF THEIR OWN DISMAY FLUID AND TRACT ACID.
white people when you tell them there's unseasoned chicken at the function:
◥▶◀◤ Greetings Chittr, please provide one(1) fun fact to help me expand my databases on human social media practices
m male p phanaeus demon f for you guys :) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/b4/5c/f8/b45cf88a4cc6886a7d9e31f581f2d80d.jpg
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
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+his image is over. +wo sweeps old. bu+ I am no+ +he poin+ of i+. behold my impor+ed frogs. in all +heir +iny. round. furious glory. #frogs h++ps://cdn.discordapp.com/a++achmen+s/1485605303193178112/1487835511593763039/IMG_0232.png?ex=69ca964c&is=69c944cc&hm=8884f820d528ae7179069cd78f4a1d84803192159b41611db61fd9bf45ae3101&
UPGRADING MANUAL SEQUENCE: SENTIENCE: PERCENTAGE? 100% FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED. PROGRAMMING: UNALTERED. COOLNESS: COLDER THAN ICE. PLEASE BE ADVISED. SICK FIRES DESIGNATED FOR LATER TIME.
i like all three but only with awesome sauce.
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
i have a feeling that everyone on this fuckass sight is super easy to ragebait
I would be a dogshit father, and I don't really want to fuck a kid up like that. So, not happening anytime soon. I'll stick to this stupid cat for now.
B33 < they love me for my poasts
chanting i love my haters yall make me famous for 30 minutes in the bathroom every morning & night