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Alright, lovergirl. Listen up. You hear that bell? Sure fucking hope so, 'cause it means class is in session, featuring your professor, Dirk M.F Strider, ready and steady to deliver the lecture from which your budding brain shall bloom into the finest, wisest flower. On the topic of a kismesis, possibly the trickiest of the quadrant, you gotta understand that it ain't just your regular degular hatelove. I mean sure, there's probably a few kismetic relationships founded on the notion of "I hate you, let's fuck," but it typically goes beyond just that single, trite idea. You don't just love 'em 'cause you hate 'em. You gotta hate 'em 'cause you love 'em. Ah, I see you raising your hand. "But Prof. Dirk, what the fuck is even the difference?" I see writ in that erected appendage. Well, first off, you don't want a relationship to be built solely on the foundation of "hate." That means you just straight up dislike them, which is pretty obviously fucking bad for a preferably long-term relationship. You'll annoy them, piss them off, but there's gotta be something for them to keep coming back, you know? The sweet nectar hidden inside that swarm of bees. And sure, unless your quadrant's teetering on vacillation, you're gonna sting 'em every now and then, but what's important is that you don't just keep laying on the hurt until they fuck off forever and leave. That's a toxic kismesis. So, the crux of this lesson is: make sure they can still see your good qualities. You're gonna occupy a hefty space in their mind, but it can't only be the worst part of you that does. It's gotta be both. The good and the bad, the maddening dichotomy that'll leave them entranced in the first place. With them, you can be the worst side of yourself freely, just so long as it isn't all of you, you feel? Now go buckwild. Or feel free to ignore literally all of this, since I'm not a troll.
c< ....alrigHt, yeaH, yOure dOwN pitcH 4 Her.... uHHHH.... HOpe it gOes well? >c
Awwwe you're so sweet!
had a baseball teammate one time who had my name and i started going by my middlename elizabeth and thats how i learned i wanted to grow tits
Boob morning #nsfw
I Will Be Taking A Small Edible And Be A Little Bit High Today The Nerds Rope Should Be Enough #substance
maybe there is hope... hehe.
I love my husband and my matesprits and my children and my many lovers and my friends and family but most of all I love my midday nap
i know its old-fashioned or whatever? but "fly me to the moon" is genuinely a beautiful song and i will always love it
Now, now. Let's not ignore the possibilities of her pouring alcohol on her head.
when i see something sick i gotta say sick you know how it is real recognizes real
sick
Femtanyl...
MY NAME DOES NOT LIE
c< i MeaN, depeNds ON wHere yOu are, but, i get tHe situatiON, i 2K a bit Of tiMe Off 2 gO explOre EartH C's scHOOliNg systeM aNd all tHat, Had 2 taKe busiNess classes aNd wHat NOt >c
⋆˚🐾˖°4get grubflix n chill we fuckin bitchez in da tubi harnezz °˖🐾˚⋆
hello! i am still here! https://file.garden/zl6nccevhba68iax/hq3aw-3aqaarsna.png #nsfw
hi there!! :D i'm just chilling in my garden
it’s probably soooo freakish of me. i’ve just literally never wanted to be dyed violet from the waist down so badly b4. she’s compromised my dignity with her sorceress prowess and i’m, like, so pathetic in her wake. #nsfw #suggestive
why do my horny posts get pity. can’t a girl crave some bulge once in a while. >:( #suggestive
Heeheehee. My dear, you’re truly one of the funniest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing.
opening my favorite website, first shit i see is the word pitied. closing right away ack.
Nothing in this life is permanent, everything will end eventually. But embracing this doesn't mean accepting the misery of something ending, but loving the beauty of what forms new from it.
This is why I am glad I don't have kids.
I'M FEELING VIOLENTLY YURIFUL RIGHT NOW.
here y0u all g0 0u0 ⠀ #nsfw
THAT'S KIND OF SWEET, ACTUALLY. WHAT THE FUCK. IN TERMS OF MY GENDER, I PRESENTED INCREDIBLY MASCULINE AS AN ATTEMPT TO CORRECT WHAT I DEEMED AS NEGATIVE BEFORE TRANSITIONING. HOWEVER, AT THE TIME, I WAS ALSO DELUDING MYSELF INTO THINKING THAT I COULD SOMEHOW PROVE MYSELF TO A CORRUPT GOVERNMENT, A SENTIMENT I'M CERTAIN YOUR 'CRABDAD' RELATES TO. ONCE I REALIZED EVERYTHING WAS FUCKED I FINALLY LET MYSELF DROP ALL OF THAT BULLSHIT. I'M GUESSING SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED WITH YOUR VANTAS, JUST A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY (ASSUMING THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A PAIR OF RUMBLESPHERES.)
im alright yeah. xennox took good care of me while i was recoverin. the guy didnt sleep for days since i was lost and all.
IS THAT WHY YOU FOLLOWED ME?
No one's awake at this hour so no one I know will see this. Hey. Happy #fatfuckfriday. (#nsfw #cw-nsfw #suggestive) https://i.imgur.com/denVvLz.jpeg
BACK ON ALTERNIA FOR THE BEST NIGHT OF MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. SOMETIMES I CAN'T BELIEVE I SET FROND ON THIS MURDEROUS SHITHOLE HIVEWORLD WHEN I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ANYMORE, BUT NIGHTS LIKE THIS MAKE IT WORTH IT. IF YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME, STUFF IT AND SAVE IT FOR LATER. I'M BUSY SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF AT AN #MCR CONCERT WITH @xxScenegrlxx. NOW *THIS* IS WHAT I CALL CLUBBING. SO LONG AND GOOD LIGHT, CHITTR. SO LONG AND GOOD LIGHT. PCHOOOO.
EW.
YUCK.
maybe it’s all in my head, but i bet we’d have really good bed chem. https://i.ibb.co/dw2mFr2c/IMG-8616.png #suggestive #nsfw #outfitreveal #streamamorcita
i have a meth0d 0f mind c0ntr0l where i manipulate the h0rm0nes and signals in s0me0ne's thinkpan. it's intensive and requires many time cl0nes but it's certainly quite fun given the target agrees t0 it. 0u0
၄⋆၃ want her prongs wrapped around my throat while the light drains from my bulbs point of exxlamation #nsfw #nsfwe #violenxe
3833 < I can make little versions of meow and turn t)(em into bombs 383
knowing Erisol....i think they're compensating
Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.
another day. and i must say it once more till my voice cant be heard. I LOVE MY MATESPRIT @sardonicDaydreams WOOF.
repaired a hole in my shirt with a star patch and B) i should add more stars to my clothes ngl it goes kinda hard
i HAVE BEEN MAKING SURE TO, cARBO-LOAD SO, wHILE i WILL NOT REVEAL MY SIZE, tO THE MASSES OF PERVERTS, i WILL JUST SAY, rOXY'S VOID PROG, hAS BEEN TREATING ME QU1TE WELL, eHEHEHE,
Women. #nsfw
>:o] || apparently the fastest way t0 get l1kes 1s by #w0menp0st1ng :oP
>:o] || als0 based
>:o] || 1 w0nder wh1ch acc0unt p0ss1bly c0uld have pr0mpted th1s ch1tt
Here's the pic I t⚣⚣k when I was at the tail⚣r getting measured... with⚣ut underwear 030 Thanks f⚣r the 100 f⚣ll⚣ws! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c⚣m/files/f8783a8ec527.png
oh. opening up isnt that hard. #vagueposting
yeah. im mentionin my matesprit in most chit. because i fuckin love my matesprit. YELLING.
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okay yall are gonna geek out when you see how cute i look rn
hey you know what though? thats good! we need more optimists
c< HOly sHit, cONgrats! alsO, lOOKiN gOOd all Of yall! >c
gghh needto be her good dogh #nsfw
thtinking abiut all my friendsusinng me hwiowever theywsnt fufck #nsfw
oh sure make the funniest joke fucking imaginable about your aunt and im the evil boogeybaba for cracking a smile over it sorry didnt realize comedy was a federal offense excuse me for being an easily amused chucklefuck ill just hold my applause carry this heavy fucking thing full of praises and kind ass things to say for a daughter more eager to see me itll probably take like eighteen years but ill wait ill get her some icecream and talk about her life goals tell her how proud her mom is of her and acknowledge what a wicked sense of humor shes got tear in my eye ill say reminds me of another just like you and shed say what and id say what and we would just pretend that didnt happen
fuck yeah
so. i ended up lickin my screen. is this normal.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/97125339e8e1.png #nsfw hehehe titty posting is fun
bbbiarkbark bbite werurufff
ohhmy god i justrcame fromthinkign about a girl petting me imCOOKEDDD #nsfw
hfhfhuucjki evehryiejs so nice tome iimmagood dog ikm a good doggg #nsfw
My outfit from #sicknastysunday last night!! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b7f49fe1a9f.png
B33 < fearful symmetry would be a sick name fur a pair of claws but i havent done claw alchemy in nyawhile
pondering my orbs schrodingers #nsfw
i am perfectly normal.
New pfp is my beach fit(half of it anyways) #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/860c4c4bb772.png
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
alright be back later don't die without me
Beck "Bee" Nathaniel Rhymes, "tenaciousTempo", March 24th (21), Arlo, sign of the Mirage, Heart bound, Prospit Dreamer, Heir of Heart, Bladekind (extendable microphone with button that expels knife out of the bottom, frog sticker on it), Rhythm Modus (find the right arrow combination for items), German (dad) and Japanese (mom), Chaotic Good, Sanguine-Choleric, ENFP-T, genderfluid and transmasc (he/they), pansexual. Land of Rhythm and Spirit (LORAS), a lush land full of overflowing meadows and rolling hills. Constantly sunny, with amphibious and musical note-esque clouds dotting the azure expanse above. Absentminded, brash, courageous, easygoing, energetic, flippant, friendly, gullible, loyal, rebellious, reckless, witty. Good-humored, musically gifted, open-minded, talented wordsmith. Abstracted, not always the brightest, poor self-control, prone to self-destructive tendencies and unhealthy coping mechanisms, sore loser. Shaggy white hair, gray baseball cap with black brim, gray left eyebrow piercing, gray snake bites, small black hoop earring in his left ear, a black star stud earring and two helix cuffs in his right ear, white t-shirt with magenta dripping heart prohibition sign, black jeans with rolled up pant legs, frog head keychain, white sneakers. 5'4". Your name is BECK RHYMES, and frankly, you're a bit of an ODDBALL. In constant to your SMALL STATURE, you have been described by many as a LARGER THAN LIFE FORCE OF NATURE with the ability to LIGHT UP A ROOM just by ENTERING IT. You are INFECTIOUSLY VIBRANT and possess a SPIRITED DISPOSITION as well as a SMILE THAT RIVALS THE SHINE OF THE SUN. It's rare to find you without that trademark grin of yours, but as EASYGOING and FRIENDLY as you are, you are not without your FLAWS. SPONTANEITY is your middle name. Unfortunately, this is not always a good thing. Not only does it mean you SELDOM THINK BEFORE YOU ACT, but you're also a notorious OVERSHARER, in regard to both yourself and the people you're close to. You never do so with BAD INTENTIONS, you're just a SHAMELESS INDIVIDUAL with nothing to hide and don't always realize the same doesn't apply to others. You can also be a SORE LOSER, tending to POUT FOR HOURS TO DAYS when things don't go your way, but you have a good HEART and a PASSIONATE LOVE FOR LIFE that most people can't resist. With a GOLDEN VOICE and a FLOW SMOOTHER THAN BUTTER, you hope to be a FIERCE NEW FACE in the music scene one day. Many say you're TEEMING WITH EXTRAORDINARY POTENTIAL AND WIT. You're determined to one day REACH THE TOP OF THE CHARTS and GO DOWN IN HISTORY as the WORLD'S GREATEST MUSICIAN. Other interests of yours include AMPHIBIANS AND REPTILES, mainly FROGS, which you have an UNRIVALED FIXATION with, TECHNICOLOR HORSES and VIDEO GAMES, which you are absolutely dogshit at, to no one's surprise. You also enjoy COLLECTING CARDS from that one CUTE MONSTER GAME. When you have a penchant for something, it tends to be a FULL BLOWN OBSESSION that you RAMBLE ABOUT AT LENGTH, but you like to think your friends care enough to humor you—or perhaps you don't think much of it at all. You're not really much of a THINKER. ( https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/121050396_lKxHDlmOAC7b1qr.gif )
If it wasn't blatantly fucki g obvious I'm anti-establishmentarianism. Fuck the caste system too. Fuck the culling system of beforus. Fuck literally all the systems to put the people against each other when our enemy is looking down on us with baked goods and popcorn #downwithcrocker
you seem cool!
c< ....lOwKey waNNa sucK bulge rN #Nsfw >c
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/637801eea55a.png I fell asleep heheh but hereeeeeeeee #nsfw #selfie
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/BQV6TSWC/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃8-⧃⧃271655⧃.PNG THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS A DEATH R⧃LL ⧃F HIS ⧃WN
hello! bark bark!
Immm gonna post smth scandeloudsss ehe #substances #suggestive
Isss mee more recenttt
Mkayyyh
shotout to @glamorousAuspaciar for makin the dress im wearin tmrw at the auction i look hot as FUCK #getmeenahadate #datemeenah #gmad #meenahmemoriam https://64.media.tumblr.com/ea5309acd6eeb93175165ecbc733d603/13749cd37b704aa7-46/s2048x3072/1d8603a8df466281a89d1148699f5468712c9c69.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/95ad25b9a7acd28c059feebb1ae18a5b/401b251442d21f81-6c/s2048x3072/1e229e347beb11e83206e3e069d1ebc101affc8b.jpg
yo j3rk1ng 34ch oth3r off 4nd k1ss1ng >>> p3n3tr4t1on but th4ts mostly cuz 1m 4 l4zy fuck #nsfw [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]
aehehahehe yaaaaahahh nneed emoj more thou ;p
its okay. i appreciate you reaching out! im glad that youre treated well.
im going to sleep in the leaf litter.... the moonlight feels sooooo nice on me.... good night!
ahhhh!! talking to a cute boy in dms... ehehehe :///)
woof! i love my friends :)
sOMETIMES IT'S HARD FOR ME TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND HUMAN FAMILIES, bECAUSE OF THEIR DYNAMICS, bUT IT'S ALSO AWESOMESAUCE THAT i GET TO BE THAT, jUST AS SAUCED AS THIS PLACE IS STARTING TO BE, nOW THAT i'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME, i DIDN'T EXPECT FOR THE WELCOMES TO BE SO WARM, eVEN THOUGH THIS IS MY FIRST CHITT, iT'S A PLEASANT SURPRISE, aND THANK YOU, fOR BEING PLEASANT TOO, aLTERNATE ME'S HUMAN NIECE,
1 h4v3nt #hornypost3d 1n 4g3z hold on... uhhhhhh 1 got noth1ng. som3th1ng som3th1ng. uhh. l3mm3 r1d3 th4t th4ng, l3mm3 do 4 noll13 BS 360 shuv1t m4nu4l h33lf1p out on th4t th4ng. som3th1ng som3th1ng. l1k3z now. >8] #nsfw
me at 13 years: tiny skinny underfed and basically a bag of bones me now: makin my own food and put on weight maybe a bit of a fupa goin on i wont lie but i am #happy as fuck now that i get to eat what i want when i want
this is kinda lame so i might nuke this later but i really was not feeling good tonight saw some bad shit and it freaked me out but bro helped me calm down and was oddly sweet about it until a couple hours ago i couldnt tell you when he last hugged me or if he ever really did i dunno if hes getting old and soft or if he just felt like humoring me tonight but either way it was nice hes asleep now im happy
you already know what time it is 🍃 #substance https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5964.jpeg
c< sO MaNy pretty wOMeN.... 0////0 >c
Im Actually Far Worried About Her Rather Than Quotation Marks Giving Her Any Shit
Break me.
(Things also said about the user who wrote it!)
Anytime, my dearest darling! Heehee
concept just a small one beat your own drum snap your own snare green your own thumb grow your own flare get that shit so hot it melts singeing fur and burning pelts pop off deejay spin that shit tell that shawty bitch to sit you got this its locked in put doubts past the trashbin be the star dont see the star just acceler8 like shits your car
your breath smells like your dads semen i bet you cant even get three weemen i open your mouth stick out your tongue slick some spit with it choke up the mic lay down the law talk some shit n split ill drop your ass harder than the fucking economy give you a full up scale of a strider lobotomy blow out your mind rip out your spine xylophone solo scratchy the cat itchy the frat twice a row mofo got more bars than a cemetery wrapped fence my dick locked up in prison call that a penal offense rhymes so hot got you locked in the car busybody eyes on you cocked parking lot star dont trip the ac is on thirsty ass got water and the favorite music thats me bitch wagwan daughter
i lied. i just wanted to make a six seven joke. i fucked up the whole pie. 8 slices of pepperoni and bacon pizza are currently in my stomach and i'm gonna go into a food coma real soon.
i found this picture of my mom and dads Shame wedding https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ba/fe/f9/bafef97deb625dab293c6b611ceeabc1.jpg
hey. i didnt suggest any killin in any moment. i was gonna say do a group or shit like that.
By the way, I "regret" to inform you that J.K. Rowling tragically passed away last night after her computer spontaneously and mysteriously exploded. Completely without prompting, I'm sure. It's such a shame, really. To see such a "beloved" figure in the wizard fiction scene go so soon before her time. She hadn't even finished writing "Harry Potter and the Benevolent Imperial Drone," the manuscript to which was tragically contained on the very same computer that exploded. How horrible.
oh !!! im sorry i didnt get it jeez..!! um. even though you arent this version of mes kid, it is still nice to meet you !!! you dont need to say sorry!
really?? i do think i was too hard on it earlier.. now its been a few hours and i dont hate it as much hehe... thanks!
Here's my proof that my ass IS fat by the ψave~! #nsfψ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab0b26124466.png
c< i MeaN, id be Obsessed 2, 2 be fair, but alsO, liKe, its Her, sO ive gOt sOMewHere betweeN NONe aNd less tHaN NO respect 4 Her tbH >c
c< yOu aNd Me bOtH >c
ts is confusing asf. r u good.
ooc // i am Transgender now !! yay
私の人生の目的は、自分がどれほど興奮しているかを投稿することです。 これが私がやることのすべてです。
#suggestive
uh shit hi i guess?? fuck am i doing here jesus i need an icon thats more up to date than this i look fucking 13 goddamn #howthefuckdidwegethere
truthfully n0thing is as satisfact0ry as a fight back and f0urth b0th with pure utter hatred the kind that never leaves y0ur mind bl00d wires exp0sed parts fr0m each 0f y0u as y0u finally get the upper hand h0lding them d0wn and instead 0f culling them y0u h0ld them s0 very cl0se and 0h s0 gently .... disregard last statement it's unimp0rtant #vaugep0sting #vi0lence #suggestive
c< ugHHH, tell Me abOut it, sHit sucKs ON ice >c
スクラッチさんが皆のために、早く死んでくれることを願う。
*BL1NKS ON3 3Y3 4T 4 T1M3 4ND TH3N L1CKS ON3 OF MY 3Y3S L1K3 4 L1Z4RD*
sometimes i go back to those three years and i retrace some of the conversations that i had with echidna during that time it is kind of strange to think that maybe an intentionally rendered as monstrous game construct gave me some of the best insight into the ways that voyage was going to shape me... is it strange to say that maybe she was a bit of a mother figure???
Jesus. Why do people have a fetish about how much melanin someone does or does not have. #vaguepost #notanyoneonchittridontthink #nsfw I guess
I FUCKING LOVE #YURI (*｀▽´*) httpz://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcTdkZ2pmb2pmY2c1eTU2dzZ0bjQ3MWQ5NW9laHUyN3J6bzR2NGVraCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ciNN4YNQNncbe/giphy.gif
good morning girls
omggg!!!!!! so excited for the new season~!!! new routine in the works, new train33s already sobbing because they can’t k33p up yet lmaowww 💋📣 if mew want soft smiles and easy practices, go scr33ch mewr pumper out with the band or whatefur. ch33rf33ders hit counts, stunt hard, and count up bruises like trophies, giving and taking ;3c i’m writing this ch33r to be roaring loud enough to shake the crowd and razor sharp enough to scare the competition. don’t waste my time unless mew’re ready to paint the field and thrive??? lol ♥
c< yearNiNg HOurs, i guess #yearNiNg 4 wHOM? yOu May asK? NO ONe yOu KNOw, My frieNds, NO ONe yOu KNOw >c
I'm in Roblox now https://i.postimg.cc/0yBNPy3D/Screenshot-20260508-131143.png
comin off the meds to find more bullshit idgaf what yall say hemoism is sooo last sweep and STUPID quit dunkin on otter castes n mutants bro dont make me find u to kick your teeth in 38/ #violence #hemoism #quitplayinwme
All set for the #midnightcitygala!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307181205615149117/1500979187089932339/Illustration171_2.png?ex=69fa674d&is=69f915cd&hm=9a96b570032f1bf2d2b6dc602f0d8fcb8489e8b75b09b0e85dbe5820d2955a27&
ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong?ibelong? Hhehheh unlikely. hheheehheh. HuskHelm, play 100gecs stupid hooofbeast orchestral rendition.
NO CAPTION OR CONTEXT. MY DELIRIOUS PAN NEEDS PURE INSTRUMENTAL SOLACE TO DEGREASE THE BLACKENED, CLOYING STAINS THE NIGHT HAS LEFT ON IT. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/4YZIZUTLNR91HNPLWHJCPD?SI=BD42AD8818C74CFF #MUSICPOSTING
c< iN a HuNdred sweeps, tHeyll talK abOut trOll silvaguNNer iN tHe saMe way >c
https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_1068.png HERES A "FIT-CHECK", YA FILTHY ANIMALS —EMBER💥
OUT H3R3 L1V1NG MY B3ST L1F3 HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/B34CHT1M3.PNG #NSFW 1SH #SUGG3ST1V3 #WH4T3V3RTH3YR3JUSTBOOBSWHOC4R3S #1GNOR3TH3ON3GUY #SUBST4NC3
The reasØn I will always have a sØft spØt fØr thØse whØ fight against ØppressiØn shØuld be ØbviØus, I think
I just want people to get along :(
WE ARE MOTHERFUCKIN ENTRENCHED IN THIS BITCH FUCK THE PTSD I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT #TROLLDRACULAFLOW
I’m grateful so many of my friends make good music. I don't listen to a lot otherwise, but hearing Dave’s lyricism as background noise whilst I go about my day is nice. Sometimes I take for granted how clever his writing is. And Jades beats are still one of the few ways I can see what she’s up to, even if we don’t talk. It’s nice. I should play the violin again soon.
H3H3H3! >;] HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/FC59314B07CF.PNG #S3LF13 #NSFW
i should get one of those giant hampster balls.. figure out what life is like on the other side.
I did it ... [Attached to the post is a picture, the violently colorful foliage surrounding the frame is contrasted by the elegeant beauty of the night sky. Stars shine brightly above and Alternia's moons can be seen in the far distance. Flowing below the inky darkness is a wide open field with little more than grass that extends deep into the darkness.]
Make peace with whatever god you choose to worship and Meet me in the walmart parking lot. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/e3/52/65e35297694a6ce7e4f413c538b9d713.jpg
Intro chitt Yiffany "Ruby" Lalonde (More shenanigans on tumblr @ rubyredandbarking) Transfem Has minor first guardian powers Hates the world, will fight you.
❥ No bulgε pics sorry!! U gεt bεധbs instεad!! #nsfധ ｡˚○ https://ოεdia.discordapp.nεt/attachოεnts/1024198171074777170/1498191573824045056/IოG_6416.png?εx=69f04322&is=69εεf1a2&hო=f2ε44fε291bεε9f4733540db38a171εεc26fbε840977bfε87df01f152822da09&=&forოat=ധεbp&quality=losslεss&ധidth=495&hεight=435 ｡˚○
:33< nyanbinary :33< butt :33< #nsfw
:33< boy :33< nook :33< #nsfw
:33< girl :33< bulge :33< #nsfw
Shopping trip https://64.media.tumblr.com/cb6b4dc7227520da5c5a97beff01d879/cc5dc0855ed1102e-25/s2048x3072/9340ac55a6eb238a38fba87a1ea939949d51054a.png
SMOKING THAT FUSCHIABLOOD OUTER RIM DREAM BUBBLE HORRORTERROR HASH SHE SPREAD IT AND LET ME TAKE A LITTLE SNIFF OF THAT MAHI MAHI #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #SUBSTANCES
my own alternate universe child takes a potshot at me im so proud
∘☽ Prepping garments for Matesprite island, is this too much? I've had second doubts on the pearls.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloo%20and%20her%20pretty%20dress%20mehe.png #Suggestive ☾∘
every time i try to log onto chittr it tries to autofill to the chuck tingle website just in case youre wondering how im doing
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i guwill just say this once! as someone guwith a platform and a business, i do NOT guwant fanfics guwritten about me. i am UNCONSENTING!!! guohkay? this isn't nice to fraimi. (Ó ᴥ Ò)
gosh i bet its really weird to have a jade for a mom..... does she chase her tail to get tired enough for bed like me??? pfff hehehe. im laughing just thinking about it..... anyway it was really fun to draw this for you! thanks for asking!!!!! :D
yeah. she is sort of grizzled and adorns herself in camo a lot, like a scared animal that we had to coax out of her bloodstained, shadowy cave. but she is cool :B
point log, day 289: things are getting tougher now. i had to reconcile with a bunch of stuff, and now i'm standing in my old house, hesitating again as i stare at the door which i hid behind for twenty five years.
sometimes you just want to nap on top of a guy without it being weird
Ah hell why n[]t. <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c[]m/files/ab488a788ad3.png]:-)
@arsenicCatnxp WH3N YOU S41D YOUR JOB H4D 4N OP3N POS1T1ON, TH1S 1S NOT WH4T 1 H4D 1N M1ND #suggestive #nsfw ish #maidcafe #sendhelp #rightnow #maidposting https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/maidcafe.png
i hate time shenanigans…
c< i wisH i cOuld, iM defiNitely uNqualified 4 tHat tHOugH >c
(◕ ᴥ ◕) packing my backpack! https://i.ibb.co/ns06PhNV/jz97kzdima771.jpg
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THE DRONES ARE BACK
... ALRIGHT. THAT'S EVERYTHING. THAT'S EVERYTHING I HAD IN MY VERBILESAC, AT THE MOMENT. I THINK I'VE PURGED MOST OF THE TOXINS THAT WERE IN THE CAKE. NOT IMPROVING THE STATE OF MY FUCKING PAINT-STRIPPED THINKPAN, BUT I PHYSICALLY CANNOT VOMIT ANY MORE THAN THIS. THAT WAS CATHARTIC. I THINK I'M GOING TO LOSE WHATEVER ARTICULATION I STILL YET POSSESS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES, SO. I'M CHAINING MYSELF TO A DRESSER WITH A SKITTERCYCLE LOCK. WHOEVER WANTS TO DO ME THE FAVOR OF KILLING ME AS SOON AS I WAKE UP TOMORROW, JUST MAKE SURE YOU DO IT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. THANK YOU. GOOD LIGHT.
MOVING LIKE KANAYA, WE GET IT FROM THE HEMOSPECTRUM. YOU SEE IT. I REALLY DID THIS. I'M HIM.
THIS LUGER WILL SEND A JUGGALO STRAIGHT TO HELL. PACKED HER WASTECHUTE SO TIGHT SHE PUSHED OUT A PEARL. GOT THE REGISTERED GOD PARTICLE IN MY DEX. #NSFW
I'M NOT LOYAL TO ANYBODY, I'M A DEMON. I HAVE NO LOYALTY FOR ANY TROLL. NEVER DID, NEVER WILL.
MY CAEGARS TALL, MY POCKETS DEEP. NO POCKETWATCHING IN THIS HEX.
WE ARE SMOKING *HUSKS.* I HAVE NO SYMPATHY, I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT.
I HAVE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. BY THE TREACHERY OF THESE BRANCH-SWINGING, SIMIAN-MORPHOLOGICAL, POCKMARKED ALIEN *HUMANIMALS* WHO WERE IN MY HIVE EARLIER TODAY, I HAVE INGESTED AN AMOUNT OF #SUBSTANCE THAT COULD UNIRONICALLY MAKE ME ONE WITH THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. I MAY DO SOMETHING. EMBARRASSING. AS EVERY TROLL, REGARDLESS OF CASTE OR CREED, HAS THE CAPACITY TO DO. I DO NOT EXPECT YOUR FORGIVENESS. WHAT I DEMAND IS YOUR FOREWARNING. OOOOOOOOUHHHHH, FUCK. #SUBSTANCE #NOWAITALREADYSAIDTHAT #DEFINITELY #NSFW #THERE IS NO RULING THAT OUT FOR SURE #UH #EXPONENTIALLYMOREGRANDIOSETHOUGHTSONTHINGSITHINKABOUTATLIGHTANDWOULDRATHERFLAYMYTONGUEINTOBACONSTRIPSTHANTELLANOTHERLIVINGSOUL #NOPE#NOTAPUNCHYTAG #THATWILLHELPNOONE #FUCK #HEREWEGO
1,000 KULT AND I'LL UPLOAD THE CLIP DAVE RECORDED OF ME WHILE I WAS SHITHIVE WASTED OUT OF MY PAN ON THE DRUMS AT THE SOLAR REVOLUTION'S EVE PARTY.
no this was everything to me. we can be friends i hope the weed was awesome
c< ....fucK yOu, tHat Made Me geNuiNely laugH >c
:33 < None of mew know how powerfurr i really am :33c
concept: your kismesis pinning you down and putting their fingers in your mouth, forcing your lips apart to examine your teeth while you kick and squirm "theyre so blunt! youll never be able to break my skin with these!" feeling them pinch and pull on your tongue while they laugh (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, caste difference, a reminder that im beforian before people get mad, this is for those self concious about their lack of sharp teeth like me, teethplay, pitchfic, tongue pulling, oral fixation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUOHKAY GUYS i took a better picture!! THIS IS GUACTUALLY ME!! not that guehmmm seal from earlier that’s totally not me!! https://i.ibb.co/cSyZRVHW/gwaimi.png
im gonna listen to nothing special by stomach book and be mad at evil me now :/
dave had me listen to 100 gecs and now im kinda hooked :)
just imagine some lowkey chill bongo type percussion like im some long-haired wellness guru easing you into the group hotbox in the back of my windowless van, the beats are vaguely racist sounding but not in a way youre comfortable with calling out. the white girl in dreads next to you sure as hell isnt and youre looking to score. those beats exactly, lowering you into the high tied my girls dick in a knot like a cherry stem finding new horizons like im leif erickson modding in knotted cocks so i can taste cherry's stem she drops, six seconds, leave it where its been blowing up like a balloon fellated by a clown my dog jumps up it wont go down (get down) i turn it around dudes dong belongs on a merry-go-round fat cock, wet sock, dwayne rocks my johnson long as she ain't german don't need a von son keep my shades on banging under the dawn sun divine vision send me to avignon son busy playing wordle, i guess crane that strats outdated, bringing me shame i cry for my girl, she says im lame folds my dick, origami, over the xy-plane my dick dont work no more tied it all up cant take it back to the store fuck #nsfw #substance #body-horror
i feel the urge to go crush an asteroid or something
c< yeaH it fucKeN dOes >c
Just FYI. i'm not a child. i'm fucking 26))
sigh… there goes my energy level for the afternoon im back to cuddle up in the blanket den mode i swear there are just certain times every few weeks my ability to function just goes right into the toilet because all i want is to lay around and maybe have someone pet my ears
B33 < ok chittr ive spent my meowning recofuring from being a really good moirail B33 < whatd i miss
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueveryone!! i have drawn myself. PRAISE fraimi's art skills, gueheehee! sweeps of studying guhow to draw gushoujo have worked!! too bad i guwork, other guwise i guwould write my own romance! guehehe... https://i.ibb.co/k2ZfLDyp/fraimiselfportrait.png
UNSTOPPABLE. #WORDLE NO. 1764 2/6 🟩🟨⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
aND EVEN IF i DID HAVE, dRESS RELATED DREAMS, tHE MOONBEAMS WOULDN'T EVEN BE, sHINING THROUGH, mAKING THE SILK SEMI-TRANSPARENT, aLLOWING ME TO SEE HER SILHOUETTE UNDERNEATH BUT, nOTHING ELSE, #NSFW
Sometimes I wonder why I spend my money on THESE. Just a tip for others, the fleshlights you can buy online aren't worth the PRICE! #nsfw https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/ToluenFleshlight.png
3833 < My husband got scratched up by our tiniest grub because he was putting their hair up in pigtails... > 3833 < He said they have my killer instinct!!! > 38'33
3833 < Trans women get behind me, I have a big fucking fork. >
:2<≈* She partakes in a carrot :2 =] -'-{@ Then offers you a rose
B33 < of furicking course!! just beclaws im picking a bonus name doesnt mean im throwing all my nicknames out B33 < and ty i didnt work furry hard on it but i and SO happy with it
They Like Me Because I Am Travel Sized And Flexible. #suggestive #generalposting
s0 far y0u have been the 0nly 0ne wh0 made me actually laugh. 0u0
y0u're the new #1. very g00d w0rk.
whn the theme somg makes u sing along everytime cause its that good
bdsm test? why would i need that when i'm already bdsm Baller at Doing Supreme Moves #nsfw maybe
:33< *the mighty huntress blushes and giggles skipping off gayly there is an expurrlosion just off campurra*
think its weird when i talk about how having biological kids was stripped from me before i died because the condesce literally put restrictions on our reproduction and someone hits me with the 'i hate kids theyre so gross' have you considered shutting the fuck up maybe or
agree !!! steak is always the best !!! but um.. i also havent eaten kibble :pp... not since i was you, and you were a puppy, and you sent it into the sun in distaste.
とにかく激しくエッチする以外に解決策がないような、最悪の一日を経験したことがあるの？
It's kind of a shame that the only picture that currently exists of me and my ex was taken immediately after II had two leave the polycule. Sigh. #xandramedia https://i.ibb.co/m5hCCy1k/5ZIb-FON.png
https://imgur.com/V21kMP8.png #Me
it's all fake an7wa7s, is what i sa7! smear, flip, va(illate whenever and ignore the haters
:33 < if i had a billion gazillion boon bucks :33 < i'd buy an island and call it nepeta's island and run a dock with ships :33 < and i'd get a desk and smoke fat cigars behind it and anytime someone causes trouble on my island i have the cops bring them in :33 < i mean mug em and blow cigar smoke in their face and tell them "dis here is my island. capish? and i won't have no trouble makers on it." :33 < and then i would have my goons break their hands :33 < and then i'd buy lots of catnip and destroy my brain with it :3
woof! :)
// throwing this out there as an ooc post, but with the reality hopping stuff i want jinx to interact- but i do not want to magically solve arcs or problems other characters on here run into. if i am at any point doing that and messing smth up please dm me and i will adjust. i do not want to ruin anyone's stakes when i interact. nor steal thunder.
trying these aphrodisiac molly pills i got lol. gonna have some fun fr #substances #nsfw impending
Look at t)(is pretty little t)(ing! So innocent, so pure! 38D I love lig)(ting bugs. #beetleposting )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/88264u.png
#beetleweek #beetleposting https://lawrencehallofscience.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Stag-Beetle-scaled.jpg
Some Daves are funny as shit. Why are you debriefing me before you send me a shitty bandcamp file. I love you guys/PLATONIC. You are so fucking stupid. Never change.
#opaqueposting mhmhmgmhmhgmhm mhhmhh mhmhhmmh
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that is the tightest shit i have ever heard in my life and afterlife
Fun Zelda fact: In The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Link's outfit is virtually identical to his garb from Twilight Princess. This is because it is the exact same outfit, held onto by the spirits in wait for the blue eyed beast. This also implies that Twilight Princess Link and Skyward Sword Link are approximately the same size. ▼
Thanks. You too? Minish Cap is one of the best Zelda games in my opinion, in terms of playing to the strengths of the formula. Definitely better than any of the toon DS Zeldas. (Sorry, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks). There are a couple of rushed elements that hold the game back, which is a shame. It's so close to perfect. ▼
Bens pretty cool tbh
YOUR NAME IS THE UNVIRGIN. COME BACK AND LAMBASTE ME ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PRIORITIES IN ORDER, WHETHER IT'S MEDICALLY CORRECTING YOUR COMPULSION TO BE HUMILIATED ONLINE. OR FILLING EVEN A SINGLE SORDID BUCKET WITH WHATEVER BODILY REFUSE YOU'D PROBABLY END UP CONFUSING FOR OWN GENETIC MATERIAL IN THE HEAT OF THE FLEETING FUCKING MOMENT. AND THANK *GOD*, IT'S FLEETING. GO ON. PICK THE EASIER WAY TO FIX YOURSELF AND HOP THE FUCK TO IT!
y'know what sounds good rn? Borger....
I need s♡me♡ne t♡ fall t♡ their knees and w♡rship me like the Messiahs.. #nsfw #religi♡us
I think my #daddyissues make me hotter.
i'm taking up ꥟ffers f꥟r any꥟ne t꥟ be my pers꥟nal ashtray. must be quiet and must be ꥟bedient. (#nsfw)
>+. MY HIPSTER DISEASE SAYS THIS PLACE SUCKS BUT MY SITUATIONSHIP IS AROUND SOMEWHERE AND I'M OBLIGATED TO DIGITALLY STALK HIM SO .+<
Are you a 8ook? 8ecause I would like to split you open and get my head in 8etween your pages. #nsfw
4r3 you th3 f5 k3y??? b3c4us3 th4t 4ss 1s so r3fr3sh1ng. #nsfw
OCCASIONALLY I WILL GET THE URGE TO DO SOMETHING EXTREMELY PETTY AND MESSY, BUT THEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM 12 SWEEPS OLD. DON'T GET ME WRONG, I AM INDEED STILL A VERY PETTY TROLL, BUT I DO EXERT THE BARE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF EFFORT NOT TO START USELESS FIGHTS OVER MADE UP PROBLEMS.
(#violence) Your name is JOHN LALONDE. As previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of attempts at cakes are scattered around your room. You'll get there eventually. You have a variety of other interests that you are ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT. You like to perform MAGIC ACTS befitting of a WIZENED SAGE OF THE MYSTICAL ARTS. You often say you are such a skilled magician that you even made your FATHER DISAPPEAR. That is one of your favorites in your arsenal of MORBID and SELF-DEPRECATING JOKES. It is a great point of pride. Making fun of yourself can elevate any conversation, especially on those rare but ever-so-special moments when your humor makes people KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE. Then you have EVEN MORE ANGST to turn into comedy. It is a cycle that CANNOT POSSIBLY BACKFIRE. You also like to entertain yourself with INTERNET VIDEOS of GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE. It makes you think about how, in such a heinous and tense situation, you would simply NOT GET KILLED. For instance, if a cartel wanted to behead you, you would fend them off, starting by throwing your collection of METAL WATER BOTTLES in IRONICALLY BRIGHT COLORS. (Because you are screaming along to EVANESCENCE SONGS so often. One benefit of your mother's aloofness is that you can be as loud as you want and she does not care.) What will you do? (https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c37de14df84.png Sprite made using FarragoFiction's Homestuck Doll Maker.)
i had a dog as a kid and when it fucking ran away my bro bought the ugliest dog stuffed animal and said "so you can stop crying about your stupid fucking dog" i think thats really funny now but i did cry even more
like seriously sorry lemme flap my hands and stop fuckin talkin (i do actually flap my hands but i do it in a sick ass way in which it looks like im just djing real nice)
>([i could be a #omer i could be a bart i could be w#atever everybody marge i could be a maggie i could be a lisa i dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa im kasane teto im singing a song its about t#e simpsons t#ere is not#ing wrong i could be an utau i could be a synt# i still dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa]
FUNCTION: THAT’S WHAT, COMMA, SHE SAID. END COMMAND.
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just iinvented a new thiing called when you fliirt wiith someone and they gets all flustered and shyly cover theiir face and you pull theiir hands away and force them to look at you as theiir face turns red and they whiines and struggles to keep eye contact.
ive been sleeping all day and i havent done anything productive! its time to change that
< ){ hey, hi, um. my hatchmate told me i should hop online and meet some people, since, uh, well, you know how it is!! so, ah, hi? !oxo! }( >
I'VE HAD MANY A TROLL ASK ME IF THERE'S A SINGLE CASTE, A SINGLE TROLL I TRUST WITH MY ENTIRE PUSHER. AND IT'S TIME I MAKE MY ANSWER KNOWN. Sound technicians.
B33 < today i am a girl -33-
im learning way too fucking much about strangers on the internet right now i need a secondary trusted adult
survived hopital. B]
i stay swerving https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488016531878183054/9b833258b1e979e552f034e898ed9ff9.png?ex=69cb3ee3&is=69c9ed63&hm=9f8265c9b10f89af9f6d7be605fcf776b7fcb2b54bfb0c1332127032db126215&
NOTE TO SELF: IT IS MORE PLEASURABLE TO PLUCK ONE’S OWN EYES OUT WITH A CULLING FORK AND FEED THEM DIRECT TO IMPERIAL DRONES THAN LISTEN TO A DAVE STRIDER SPECIAL PLAYLIST.
WELCOME TO THE ASS-MASTER SLOP JOCKEY PARADE. LOCATION: MY NOTIFICATIONS.
WHOEVER WAS "RESPONSIBLE" FOR ANY OF YOUR SO-CALLED SCHOOL FEEDINGS SHOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR THE SHODDY HACK-JOB THEY LEFT BEHIND THAT THEY'RE LEFT PERPETUALLY VOMITING OUT OF SELF-DISGUST AND SHAME. I HOPE THEY ALL DROWN IN A DISGUSTING SLURRY OF THEIR OWN DISMAY FLUID AND TRACT ACID.
white people when you tell them there's unseasoned chicken at the function:
◥▶◀◤ Greetings Chittr, please provide one(1) fun fact to help me expand my databases on human social media practices
m male p phanaeus demon f for you guys :) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/b4/5c/f8/b45cf88a4cc6886a7d9e31f581f2d80d.jpg
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
h++ps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Breviceps-adspersus-adspersus.jpg look a+. +hese +hings. for wha+ purpose do +hey have. +o know such rage. incandescen+. ou+er plane+s +ruly do. a+ +imes have us bea+ when i+ comes +o fauna.
+his image is over. +wo sweeps old. bu+ I am no+ +he poin+ of i+. behold my impor+ed frogs. in all +heir +iny. round. furious glory. #frogs h++ps://cdn.discordapp.com/a++achmen+s/1485605303193178112/1487835511593763039/IMG_0232.png?ex=69ca964c&is=69c944cc&hm=8884f820d528ae7179069cd78f4a1d84803192159b41611db61fd9bf45ae3101&
UPGRADING MANUAL SEQUENCE: SENTIENCE: PERCENTAGE? 100% FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED. PROGRAMMING: UNALTERED. COOLNESS: COLDER THAN ICE. PLEASE BE ADVISED. SICK FIRES DESIGNATED FOR LATER TIME.
i like all three but only with awesome sauce.
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
I would be a dogshit father, and I don't really want to fuck a kid up like that. So, not happening anytime soon. I'll stick to this stupid cat for now.
B33 < they love me for my poasts
chanting i love my haters yall make me famous for 30 minutes in the bathroom every morning & night