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YOUR NAME IS THE UNVIRGIN. COME BACK AND LAMBASTE ME ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PRIORITIES IN ORDER, WHETHER IT'S MEDICALLY CORRECTING YOUR COMPULSION TO BE HUMILIATED ONLINE. OR FILLING EVEN A SINGLE SORDID BUCKET WITH WHATEVER BODILY REFUSE YOU'D PROBABLY END UP CONFUSING FOR OWN GENETIC MATERIAL IN THE HEAT OF THE FLEETING FUCKING MOMENT. AND THANK *GOD*, IT'S FLEETING. GO ON. PICK THE EASIER WAY TO FIX YOURSELF AND HOP THE FUCK TO IT!
I need s♡me♡ne t♡ fall t♡ their knees and w♡rship me like the Messiahs.. #nsfw #religi♡us
I think my #daddyissues make me hotter.
well... its that time again! 0u0 #nsfw #titties ((can't find the op of the art)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01b3818962f6.jpg
i'm taking up ꥟ffers f꥟r any꥟ne t꥟ be my pers꥟nal ashtray. must be quiet and must be ꥟bedient. (#nsfw)
>+. MY HIPSTER DISEASE SAYS THIS PLACE SUCKS BUT MY SITUATIONSHIP IS AROUND SOMEWHERE AND I'M OBLIGATED TO DIGITALLY STALK HIM SO .+<
Are you a 8ook? 8ecause I would like to split you open and get my head in 8etween your pages. #nsfw
4r3 you th3 f5 k3y??? b3c4us3 th4t 4ss 1s so r3fr3sh1ng. #nsfw
OCCASIONALLY I WILL GET THE URGE TO DO SOMETHING EXTREMELY PETTY AND MESSY, BUT THEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM 12 SWEEPS OLD. DON'T GET ME WRONG, I AM INDEED STILL A VERY PETTY TROLL, BUT I DO EXERT THE BARE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF EFFORT NOT TO START USELESS FIGHTS OVER MADE UP PROBLEMS.
(#violence) Your name is JOHN LALONDE. As previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of attempts at cakes are scattered around your room. You'll get there eventually. You have a variety of other interests that you are ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT. You like to perform MAGIC ACTS befitting of a WIZENED SAGE OF THE MYSTICAL ARTS. You often say you are such a skilled magician that you even made your FATHER DISAPPEAR. That is one of your favorites in your arsenal of MORBID and SELF-DEPRECATING JOKES. It is a great point of pride. Making fun of yourself can elevate any conversation, especially on those rare but ever-so-special moments when your humor makes people KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE. Then you have EVEN MORE ANGST to turn into comedy. It is a cycle that CANNOT POSSIBLY BACKFIRE. You also like to entertain yourself with INTERNET VIDEOS of GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE. It makes you think about how, in such a heinous and tense situation, you would simply NOT GET KILLED. For instance, if a cartel wanted to behead you, you would fend them off, starting by throwing your collection of METAL WATER BOTTLES in IRONICALLY BRIGHT COLORS. (Because you are screaming along to EVANESCENCE SONGS so often. One benefit of your mother's aloofness is that you can be as loud as you want and she does not care.) What will you do? (https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c37de14df84.png Sprite made using FarragoFiction's Homestuck Doll Maker.)
i had a dog as a kid and when it fucking ran away my bro bought the ugliest dog stuffed animal and said "so you can stop crying about your stupid fucking dog" i think thats really funny now but i did cry even more
like seriously sorry lemme flap my hands and stop fuckin talkin (i do actually flap my hands but i do it in a sick ass way in which it looks like im just djing real nice)
>([i could be a #omer i could be a bart i could be w#atever everybody marge i could be a maggie i could be a lisa i dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa im kasane teto im singing a song its about t#e simpsons t#ere is not#ing wrong i could be an utau i could be a synt# i still dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa]
FUNCTION: THAT’S WHAT, COMMA, SHE SAID. END COMMAND.
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just iinvented a new thiing called when you fliirt wiith someone and they gets all flustered and shyly cover theiir face and you pull theiir hands away and force them to look at you as theiir face turns red and they whiines and struggles to keep eye contact.
ive been sleeping all day and i havent done anything productive! its time to change that
< ){ hey, hi, um. my hatchmate told me i should hop online and meet some people, since, uh, well, you know how it is!! so, ah, hi? !oxo! }( >
I'VE HAD MANY A TROLL ASK ME IF THERE'S A SINGLE CASTE, A SINGLE TROLL I TRUST WITH MY ENTIRE PUSHER. AND IT'S TIME I MAKE MY ANSWER KNOWN. Sound technicians.
B33 < today i am a girl -33-
im learning way too fucking much about strangers on the internet right now i need a secondary trusted adult
survived hopital. B]
i stay swerving https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488016531878183054/9b833258b1e979e552f034e898ed9ff9.png?ex=69cb3ee3&is=69c9ed63&hm=9f8265c9b10f89af9f6d7be605fcf776b7fcb2b54bfb0c1332127032db126215&
NOTE TO SELF: IT IS MORE PLEASURABLE TO PLUCK ONE’S OWN EYES OUT WITH A CULLING FORK AND FEED THEM DIRECT TO IMPERIAL DRONES THAN LISTEN TO A DAVE STRIDER SPECIAL PLAYLIST.
WELCOME TO THE ASS-MASTER SLOP JOCKEY PARADE. LOCATION: MY NOTIFICATIONS.
WHOEVER WAS "RESPONSIBLE" FOR ANY OF YOUR SO-CALLED SCHOOL FEEDINGS SHOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR THE SHODDY HACK-JOB THEY LEFT BEHIND THAT THEY'RE LEFT PERPETUALLY VOMITING OUT OF SELF-DISGUST AND SHAME. I HOPE THEY ALL DROWN IN A DISGUSTING SLURRY OF THEIR OWN DISMAY FLUID AND TRACT ACID.
white people when you tell them there's unseasoned chicken at the function:
◥▶◀◤ Greetings Chittr, please provide one(1) fun fact to help me expand my databases on human social media practices
m male p phanaeus demon f for you guys :) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/b4/5c/f8/b45cf88a4cc6886a7d9e31f581f2d80d.jpg
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
h++ps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Breviceps-adspersus-adspersus.jpg look a+. +hese +hings. for wha+ purpose do +hey have. +o know such rage. incandescen+. ou+er plane+s +ruly do. a+ +imes have us bea+ when i+ comes +o fauna.
+his image is over. +wo sweeps old. bu+ I am no+ +he poin+ of i+. behold my impor+ed frogs. in all +heir +iny. round. furious glory. #frogs h++ps://cdn.discordapp.com/a++achmen+s/1485605303193178112/1487835511593763039/IMG_0232.png?ex=69ca964c&is=69c944cc&hm=8884f820d528ae7179069cd78f4a1d84803192159b41611db61fd9bf45ae3101&
UPGRADING MANUAL SEQUENCE: SENTIENCE: PERCENTAGE? 100% FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED. PROGRAMMING: UNALTERED. COOLNESS: COLDER THAN ICE. PLEASE BE ADVISED. SICK FIRES DESIGNATED FOR LATER TIME.
i like all three but only with awesome sauce.
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
i have a feeling that everyone on this fuckass sight is super easy to ragebait
I would be a dogshit father, and I don't really want to fuck a kid up like that. So, not happening anytime soon. I'll stick to this stupid cat for now.
B33 < they love me for my poasts
chanting i love my haters yall make me famous for 30 minutes in the bathroom every morning & night