im too young to be called a mister anything im not hobbling around like a grandpa im a beautiful angel who died tragically young a rising star struck down before his time in the sun basking in the radiant glow of the fame of making shit ass comics i couldve been the next steven spielberg or at least a tarantino im not going to do the whole song and dance of saying mr strider was my father i never had a dad to even make that gag about in fact as far as i was concerned i assumed he put bro as his name on his resumes and that was just his advanced social mindgame disclaimer i dont give a fuck about ectobiology im not claiming dadhood thats a bro end of story tldr im still getting the shakes from being called a mister that was like a jumpscare from five fucks at uncle festers
stop pity reacting to this i even added a joke at the end
so i should probably not call you dad either, huh? 8P
im not paying any child support thats for sure i want to still hear about those simpsons ocs though can i just be some guy named dave instead of your ecto papa
no yeah, far as i'm concerned, alt parents are basically distant cousins. especially if they're the same age! 8J anyway let me pick one from a hat at random you got.... puppygirlbart simpson. that's her legal name she's an alt future bart who's a transgender puppygirl
that is the tightest shit i have ever heard in my life and afterlife