Deejay Harley-Strider
@dogwoodJackal
she/her! skater girl. what do you even put in these? 8P ((ooc: icon by meraki-sunset on tumblr ))
man, i miss that trizza lady, she was real...
yo, why is that one karkat green and cunty? 8:I
they are geen because they can be placed here
just got wayyyyyy too familiar with somebody and felt the sims friendship level decrease icon thingy appear over our heads. 8I
my dad's gnc as fuck lol!
dogwood is where the word dagger comes from! also i'm a furry. 8P
omg did this mf really follow me just because i wear shades??? XD bruhhh
"hey, metal sonic from sonic CD, what kind of socks do you want?"
ok so... my dad just sent me a picture of crabdad, just... on the roof? like he's just standing there, crabstanced, presumably shouting some hitherto unheard of string of expletives. 8I place your bets here, folks: did crabdad piss off a) dad b) mom c) both
painis cupcak is a valid troll name and honestly knowing this sight he probably exists. 8I
i'm pretty sure everyꙮne exists. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
> you better RUN before he eat2 your r1b2 #v1olence (k1nda) <
met the guy once. annoyin as fuck.
protogens are highkey the coolest furry species tbh. ok maybe not THE coolest (i'm biased, anubian jackals own my ass) but up there tbh!!
im surprised it took U this long 2 start furryposting. ~_@
>:o] || 1 w0nder wh1ch acc0unt p0ss1bly c0uld have pr0mpted th1s ch1tt
BTT < *ac is judging you just a little fur this one but youre nyallowed i guess*
ok hey no wait listen!! cats are up there!! but like. these are fluffy robots with daft punk faces, how is any real animal gonna compete???
B33 < aesthetically theres a lot going fur them B33 < but i like real t33th and wings too much i think! h33h33
fuck. ok that's a good taco i'm not gonna lie! dude's legit. weird, but legit. 8V
ok so like that's obviously yes-man from fnv right. like we've all played fnv, right?
yeah so you're yes-man ... can i get a taco?
love my cousins so much dude! 8J
got caddie to actually fucking smile for a photo!!!! mark this one in the history books folks!! 8D @asclepianDesperada @lipstickThesbian
c< HOly sHit, cONgrats! alsO, lOOKiN gOOd all Of yall! >c
U fucking cheated girl!! i am NOT counting that.
She made you laugh How is that cheating For the record I had a nice day with the two of you
Ugh now i sound like an asshole. well played. ...the movie was good. ~_@
holy shit alert this is not a drill i just caught my gf looking at dog clickers on ebay....!! i am so fucked <3
(( anyway keep teasing deejay she's at her best when she's flustered lol
oh don't YOU start. -_- #vaguepost
Am I not allowed to use the websites features as intended, dear girl?
girl whenever you react to my chits they're always bloated with like five layers of sass and innuendo!!
it's really impressive how much suckage you manage to pack in that five nothing sack of fluff!!
I’d use a different word than “suckage”, darling, and it’s more four nothing usually!
why the evershitting fuck did he do that. y'know what whatever i have more important shit to worry about probably! #vaguepost
yeah what the fuck man who the hell just goes on social media and presses the pity button i should speak to your mother about this crazy
my alt dad reacted to my hornypost!! how am i the weirdo here for being confused!!!!!!
you were complaining about the heat we have experienced record scorchers of over a hundred degrees not to mention europe is getting buttfucked with no ac like nya no #nepposting how is that horny if anything i saw it as relatable as fuck you said you wanted to be "clicker trained" thats literally just animal psychology positive reinforcement i pictured some zenmaster buddhist monk who can resist the heat because of some rose lalondian behavioral conditioning sure if you wanna be like weird on purpose you can make anything sound weird omg my altdaughter solicited a response from me omg my altdaughter privately messaged me still havent read whatever that is btw omg my altdaughter brought up hornyposting out of nowhere throwing her alt dad into the mix do you see how ridiculous youre being
(( the funniest part is she straight up did not dm dave. its ooc </3
HELLO???????? MY FUCKING DAD??????????????? #vaguepost
oh sure make the funniest joke fucking imaginable about your aunt and im the evil boogeybaba for cracking a smile over it sorry didnt realize comedy was a federal offense excuse me for being an easily amused chucklefuck ill just hold my applause carry this heavy fucking thing full of praises and kind ass things to say for a daughter more eager to see me itll probably take like eighteen years but ill wait ill get her some icecream and talk about her life goals tell her how proud her mom is of her and acknowledge what a wicked sense of humor shes got tear in my eye ill say reminds me of another just like you and shed say what and id say what and we would just pretend that didnt happen
you know damn well that's not the post that prompted this you obtuse motherfucker!!!!! it was the!! other one!!!!!! with all the finish crumbs and!!!!! <_< but thank you yeah the theranos bit was funny 8J
ok shut up wait- picture this. picture it. aunt rose. but she's a business mogul right? and lowkey an investment scammer. tentacleTheranos