Deejay Harley-Strider
@dogwoodJackal
she/her! skater girl. what do you even put in these? 8P ((ooc: icon by meraki-sunset on tumblr ))
type shit my dad makes lmfao!!
helpppp how do you pitchflirt??? i lowkey highkey have never done anything blacker than liken a three minute auspisticism!!! this spade shit got HANDS!! X(
like i cannot stress enough how much this chick sucks. she's REALLY GOOD AT IT too. also how do you do long distance blackrom... |||
c< OOOOO.... Hard 2 say, really? i dONt recOMMeNd lONg distaNce pitcH 4 yOur first tiMe, but, liKe.... >c
she just sucks so FUCKING bad thoughhhh!!! XV and has the audacity to be so. ugh!!! she can push buttons i didn't know i HAD!!!!! if visiting her wasn't the dumbest possible thing to do i'd be on the first transportalizer to ride her til she FINALLY stops FUCKING talking. 8I
c< ....alrigHt, yeaH, yOure dOwN pitcH 4 Her.... uHHHH.... HOpe it gOes well? >c
me too... thanks rama, you're real as fuck! 8J
c< we dO Our best! My dMs are OpeN if yOu Need Me! >c
Alright, lovergirl. Listen up. You hear that bell? Sure fucking hope so, 'cause it means class is in session, featuring your professor, Dirk M.F Strider, ready and steady to deliver the lecture from which your budding brain shall bloom into the finest, wisest flower. On the topic of a kismesis, possibly the trickiest of the quadrant, you gotta understand that it ain't just your regular degular hatelove. I mean sure, there's probably a few kismetic relationships founded on the notion of "I hate you, let's fuck," but it typically goes beyond just that single, trite idea. You don't just love 'em 'cause you hate 'em. You gotta hate 'em 'cause you love 'em. Ah, I see you raising your hand. "But Prof. Dirk, what the fuck is even the difference?" I see writ in that erected appendage. Well, first off, you don't want a relationship to be built solely on the foundation of "hate." That means you just straight up dislike them, which is pretty obviously fucking bad for a preferably long-term relationship. You'll annoy them, piss them off, but there's gotta be something for them to keep coming back, you know? The sweet nectar hidden inside that swarm of bees. And sure, unless your quadrant's teetering on vacillation, you're gonna sting 'em every now and then, but what's important is that you don't just keep laying on the hurt until they fuck off forever and leave. That's a toxic kismesis. So, the crux of this lesson is: make sure they can still see your good qualities. You're gonna occupy a hefty space in their mind, but it can't only be the worst part of you that does. It's gotta be both. The good and the bad, the maddening dichotomy that'll leave them entranced in the first place. With them, you can be the worst side of yourself freely, just so long as it isn't all of you, you feel? Now go buckwild. Or feel free to ignore literally all of this, since I'm not a troll.
i mean, neither am i, dogg!! this is super helpful!! i guess the question now is, how do i piss off a smug chessmaster type? how do i flap the infuriatingly unflappable? i mean....... ok check it, i DO know some shit i think she's insecure about, but is it kosher to go straight for the squawk blister like that? do i gotta learn mind games??
I'd go with the mind games. Speaking from experience, nothing'll get that kinda person's goat like getting beat at a game of their caliber. You've got something cooking here, but I wouldn't put it out on your plate yet. Let it simmer for a bit and start lowkey, I'd say. Going for the throat ain't a gambit that'll put you in an unwinnable position, but you gotta know your opponent before you sink your teeth into their jugular, you feel?
raw as fuck and also, yeah. that makes sense... problem is, she's straight up smarter than me. 8I but... eh. maybe i can figure something out...
never really been pitch with somebody before...... honestly i feel kinda like i just got yote from the kiddie pool to the ocean! ._.
hahaha oh my god this is so dumb. this is so dumb i should probably back out. like right now. like back out right now. like vaudeville pulled offstage with a hook back out. .....however,
i might be a dumbass! 8T
sure dogg. this might as well happen. .///. #suggestive
THE FUCK
WHAT
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!! >8((((
HASHTAG #VAGUE.
wtf is this about.
she knows who she is. -_-
eh. i asked what. but aight.
MISSION STATUS: SICK!!!!!!!!! [VIDEO: Deejay at a skatepark. She slates around the pool for a bit before building up speed to attempt a CHRIST AIR. It looks like she's not going to be able to land it properly, but just before her head hits concrete, she flash-steps midair and reappears on her feet. [SICK!] appears over her head and The Tony Hawk trick noise plays diegetically. She looked shocked and excited that she pulled it off, bouncing towards the camera to stop the recording. The last frame is of her grinning face.]
now all you gotta do is invent a move called the franklin
8?
sick
thanks altdad!!!! my actual dad just gave me the most painful high five of my life lol
My goodness! That was very close.
when i see something sick i gotta say sick you know how it is real recognizes real
you have noooo idea how many times i tried that and ended up falling flat on my face, lmao!!! XD but i keep getting back up and that's what matters!
I hope you're not hurt too badly.
nah, my gel viscosity is crazy high, lol.
my middle name's curie! 8J #dashwatching
she's who i wanna be when i grow up got DAMN!!!!! 8DDD
ok owww?? who made concrete so fucking hard!! >8/
the romans
like from catholic??
sorta? they're also from the history of earth, most of the time. the bitches on Pompeii
tbh, i remembered that the second i started typing, but "like from catholic" was too funny! XD
i did laugh so you got me there!
@starstuddedSalticid jsyk, they're rechitting obamananse at record speeds!
WHAT????????
@starstuddedSalticid really makes you think...
........ no???? it doesn't????????
eheh. heh.
she can dish it out but she can't take it, lmao. 8J #vague #butnotreally
i wonder if it means anything that i've now seen multiple transfem versions of both my dads... and my mom but she's already trans lol. i mean, my dad's already and i quote "kind of agender," too, but my crabdad's way masc! 8V
hey ruby!!! 8D yeah i'm sorry, college has been so chutefucking busy it's crazy. found out i've been soldering wrong my entire life in my embedded systems class! so, now i know my little guys are all walking around with their guts looking like a slasher film staring the t-1000 as the first victim, which sucks. but at least any little guys i make from now on will be better!!
oh uh, translation: i figured out i was doing some robot stuff wrong in my robot stuff class.
i uhm. happy for you. i dont understand half these things but hey. glad youre good. only shit i can say about myself is like. i went missin. lost an eye. and uhm. yeah thats it.
this helped. a lot.
girl, an eye????????? a whole ass ganderbulb????????? what happened?? "yeah thats it"?? dogg, if i lost an eye, that's gonna be like urgent news, first fuckin' thing i say to anyone who hasn't heard. fuck a hello, i'm skipping straight to "i don't have depth perception anymore" um. hehe. <-< anyway. you doing ok?
well. yeah. i got a cool scar though. wearin a eyepatch. it was the left one. completely gone. i dont know what or how it happened but it did.
im alright yeah. xennox took good care of me while i was recoverin. the guy didnt sleep for days since i was lost and all.
THAT'S KIND OF SWEET, ACTUALLY. WHAT THE FUCK. IN TERMS OF MY GENDER, I PRESENTED INCREDIBLY MASCULINE AS AN ATTEMPT TO CORRECT WHAT I DEEMED AS NEGATIVE BEFORE TRANSITIONING. HOWEVER, AT THE TIME, I WAS ALSO DELUDING MYSELF INTO THINKING THAT I COULD SOMEHOW PROVE MYSELF TO A CORRUPT GOVERNMENT, A SENTIMENT I'M CERTAIN YOUR 'CRABDAD' RELATES TO. ONCE I REALIZED EVERYTHING WAS FUCKED I FINALLY LET MYSELF DROP ALL OF THAT BULLSHIT. I'M GUESSING SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED WITH YOUR VANTAS, JUST A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY (ASSUMING THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A PAIR OF RUMBLESPHERES.)
yeah, crabdad's always had a lot of shit to say about alternia. there'd be like, a tv show set on alternia and he'd say something wordy like, "I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THEY'RE MANAGING TO ROMANTICIZE THE CULLING SYSTEM. EVERYONE ON THIS MEFORSAKEN PLANET SHOULD FEEL LIKE GODDAMN LOTTERY WINNERS FOR ME SOMEHOW SURVIVING SIX MISERABLE SWEEPS" etc etc.
also uh yeah no, 99% sure crabdad's cis?
man, i'm... really lucky to exist, aren't i? #vague #dashwatching
.aedi *on* evah uoy ,hO
ok, well, that's ominous. 8/
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