Caduceus Revolver Lalonde
@asclepianDesperada
earth c troll. adopted. yes thats my real middle name, shut Up. also magic is real & jade harley could solo dragon ball (( pfp by meraki-sunseton tumblr!
gettin da snails done 3B-D i like em long n pointy
🐌?????
Imagine having a child because you feel “obliged” to rather than because you choose to. Couldn’t be me let me tell you.
Did you not kidnap a person and clone them without their consent and not originally inform any of the parties yourself?
IM SAYING LIKE ok ive only been lurking on this bs. but the villain getting tilted abt the hero not being niceys is crazy!!!! shes so pitch its nuts & i think alpha rose is str8 Up no-selling it. temora is getting conversationally neg-diff'd.
guns are fun to. shOot and all but :f yo.u pull o.ne o.ut were just go.nna assume :ts cuz yo.u cant f:ght
sis broke her wrist @ the shooting range lol
guns are fo.r puss:es
mad bc U got Ur head BLASTED TF OFF rnt U?
ho.wd yo.u kno.w
cuz Ur being so dumb Ur pan is obv gone
bro.s m:ddle name :s gun were sens:ng b:as
nah guns r just awesome. all these complex mechanical systems fit 2gether in a delicate balance 2 propel a single metal pellet @ high enough speeds 2 rip thru flesh?? & each 1 is optimized relentlessly 4 a diff purpose & Use case with so much engineering going in2 making everything as compact as possible 2 the point it's basically clockwork????? also they make good conduits 4 magic. gunwands bitch
also im not Ur bro
bro. wants to. fuck the gun
bRo Is BrO iS bUh BuH bRo BrUh BrO THATS WHAT U SOUND LIKE. ~_@ get a real vocabulary U fucking rube.
I just went “heehee”, if you even care.
if you say any more on this topic i'll FUCKING kill you.
girl i have never seen U this mad wtf.
like wtf did she even do 2 U.... wtf goes ON in Ur dms girl
What Deejay said! Don’t be so nosy~
omfg.
Hmmmm?
just watching this pitch bs play out. if U hurt my baby cousin i WILL kick Ur ass but Until then. Uh. have fun i guess.
happy lesbian day, to my wife and oUr girlfriend! 🌈
do yoU need me to explain those words to yoU, pa?
becaUse i'm in looooooooooove with them. and, if yoU'll believe it, i *kiss* them, too!
ahahahahahaaha omfg this is golden
THIS IS HIDEOUS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR “MOTHER”? LOVE IS NOT A CHERUBIC EMOTION. IT’S BARELY A REAL EMOTION AT ALL, IT’S THE PLAYTHING OF LIARS AND BETRAYERS.
it's a shame yoU feel that way, pa. :U they make me happy! i've been friends with them and loved them since i was a child, and the life i've bUilt is a fUlfilling one. ^u^
YOU’RE A FUCKING FOOL. IT’S GOING TO END IN PAIN, BETRAYAL, AND DEATH. ONE WAY. OR THE OTHER. AND IT WILL HURT.
jokes on U my moms r immortal
aint no way im not followin these alt versions of my kids n their friends but i do wonder how im gonna find my versions of em amidst everyone maybe gotta text em some kinda code word irl
omfg another 1??
w8 kids PLURAL???????
well ok only 1 is really MY kid, n thats rosie, but daves apparently my bio kid even tho i swear i never met his dad, n then june is my stepdaughter, & jade FEELS like my daughter after the 3 years on the ship yknow?
ohh ok. that makes more sense tbh...
been thinkin of liek a poll 2 figure out chittrs power couples in each quad idk im curious hw tht would go
not sure that wouLd /reaLLy/ work. none of these bitches do ausPisticism haLf as good as us, right team? >.P @circumsPectJockey @ascLePianDesPerada
exactLy!!!! who eLse has the gLobes to even try it on here????
i h8 that Ur right tbh.
no you don't~c3<
alt mama im so fucking sorry 4 this bitch lol