Caduceus Revolver Lalonde
@asclepianDesperada
earth c troll. adopted. yes thats my real middle name, shut Up. also magic is real & jade harley could solo dragon ball
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fucking yikes????
OUGH how can he say we shou-l-d vote for that awfu-l- woman </3 </3 </3 tru-l-y desp-i-cab-l-e UGH -I-'M SO MAD #heartbroken #earthc #-l-ovedoesntex-i-st</3
what who
wait do U mean aunt jane??????????? i dont like her either but wtf did she ever do 2U
my crush </3 my true and on-l-y -l-ove who -i-s f-i-xated on that human ru-l-er that keeps charg-i-ng aga-i-nst my peop-l-e!!! OUUUGHHH (>~<)!!!
ohhh Ur from one of THOSE tls. tbh as much as i dont like her its kind of insane 2 think of aunt jane as a ruler lol
WDYM TLS th-i-s -i-s the on-l-y p-l-ace -I- know! and she's been push-i-ng these ant-i--tro-l--l-s agenda and -I- can't be-l--i-eve peop-l-e vote for her! (>~<)! spec-i-a-l--l-y h-i-m... </3 oww -I-'m gonna cry
diff timelines... here shes just a mid af mystery writer & megabitch of the more mundane variety
Lalonde. -syrma
wut
Worthless -syrma
???????????
B33 < what if i assigned people on here sonic oc fursonas B33 < fur example id be deva the sphinx and @gadaboutTrickster would be jinx the rabbit
what am i??
B33 < ooooh tough call... B33 < i kind of want to give you a bird but im not sure B33 < caduceus the kestrel?
o shit, i didnt expect U 2 choose a bird 4 me... & yet i cn totally see it???? im picturing an extra cunty bird like the milfy one from botw with the victory curl & everything!!!
Question. How easily killable are ordinary cherubim? I don’t have much experience in the matter.
not even a little bit bruv Ur better off trying 2 kill a mountain!!!!
why r U beefing with a kid
I do not. *Like* feeling tired.
wah. wah. wah. i have called the wambulance. U will b transported 2 the boohoospital.
I hardly expect sympathy. All the same, do you really believe this paints you as anything other than childish, young lady?
& Ur tantrum doesnt?
jane baked Us a bUndt cake decorated like a ring... the cheeky lass. ~u~
im not gonna lie 2 U mum its still weird as fuck when she stays over but. i rly liked the cake.
for the record, i'm not exactly feeling peachy keen either. jinx and deva took the brUnt of the assaUlt, bUt by the end he was focUsing on me. the pain is... only really setting in now. adrenaline, i sUppose? my wings hUrt the most. and i've a bit of a chest ache. i think i rather overexerted myself... roxy is exhausted, bUt... i'm impressed. barely a scratch on her!
omg... are U like... the planet-destroying buff angel version of out of shape????
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
MY MUM DEFLECTED A LE BLAST LIKE IT WAS NOTHING
BEEN A BIT SINCE I’VE POSTED, WHICH IS PROBABLY A GOOD THING CONSIDERING. I’M SURE NOTHING BIG OR IMPORTANT HAS HAPPENED AT ALL.
MY MUM BLOCKED A LORD ENGLISH BLAST LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
redirected it, love. bUt... i sUppose it wasn't a particUlarly difficUlt spell for me! it was space majyyk, after all.
HUUUUUUUUUUUH. WELL, FUCK, GOOD FOR YOU. PROUD OF YOU.
SHE FINALLY HAS A FEAT SHES NOT POTENTIALMAN ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TELL ME. “DEAR” SISTER. YOU REMEMBER THE WORLD WE GREW UP ON. DEAD. AND HIDEOUS. AND THE SHITTY TWIST WAS. IT WAS THE WORLD THAT YOU LIVE ON NOW. BUT JUST A SHIT LOAD OF TIME LATER. WHERE WERE ALL YOUR FRIENDS? YOUR STUPID. HIDEOUS. ABBERANT “FAMILY”? WHERE WERE *YOU*? PERHAPS YOU ALL SIMPLY. ABANDONED SHIP ANND EVACUATED. AND FUCKED OFF TO SOME BETTER PLACE. OR MAYBE. NOT. MAYBE I NEVER WILL GET MY CLAWS ON YOU. AS UNLIKELY AS THAT FUCKING IS. BUT MAYBE. SOMETHING ELSE DOES. LET THAT COMFORT YOU AFTER YOUR “VICTORY”. HONK. HONK.
that's the beaUty, don't yoU see? we grew Up with sUch a narrow view of oUr earth. anything coUld exist beyond oUr horizon. oUt in the stars. or, even jUst behind one of those shitty statUes. i like to think i'll still be roaming by then. perhaps i'll visit, watch Us hatch from afar. and when i'm that old, i like to think i'll have picked Up a few more tricks. after all... i'm not bUrdened by permanent, stagnant inevitability, am i? ^u^ yoU're stronger than me, that mUch is trUe. but not as mUch stronger as i'd sUspected. think on that.
EVERY SHIT ENCRUSTED SENTENCE. YOU SPEW OUT OF YOUR BITCH MOUTH. MAKES ME HATE YOU EVEN MORE. WHICH IS AN ASTONISHING FUCKING FEAT. CONSIDERING HOW MUCH OF THAT FEELING ALREADY PUMPS THROUGH MY BLACK HEART. BUT. THAT BURNING BLACK HATE. IS ALSO WHAT FUELS ME.
ok.
DAMN BRUV SHE HIT U WITH THE MF "OK" LMAOOOOO
BTT < my efurrything hurts......
age comes to the best of us.
age, perhaps. and bUllets.
fuck are bullets.
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=bullets
ok. they are edible.
U wot m8