Caduceus Revolver Lalonde
@asclepianDesperada
earth c troll. adopted. yes thats my real middle name, shut Up. also magic is real & jade harley could solo dragon ball (( pfp by meraki-sunseton tumblr!
So nice to meet a fellow descendant 💚
oh hell yeah. welcome 2 the club.
[ENTRY 1417] [OF COURSE. OF COURSE OF COURSSSE SHE’D FIND SOME WAY TO DARKEN MY EXISTENCE AGAIN. THAT BITCH. HOW DARE SHE BE BACK?! AFTER I SO EXCELLENTLY MURDERED HER AND SHE HAD THE GALL TO DIE WITHOUT A FIGHT. MULTIPLE OF HER. DEAD. ALIVE. MATURED. ONE WHO IS…BECOMING LIKE ME? IMPOSSIBLE. WHATEVER. SUCH…VARIETY. …THIS IS MY CHANCE. THE PUPPET HAS ANGERED ONE OF HER. THE, EUGH, MATERNAL ONE. THE STOLEN ONE. INSTINCT TELLS ME…SHE. IS. COMING… I HAVE TO JOIN THE WEBSITE. MY TIME ISSS HERE. FINALLY. FINALLY, I HAVE EVERY CHANCE TO TORMENT HER ONCE MORE. KILL HER, FIGHT HER, PLAY OUR TWISTED GAMES AND, AND… FOREVER.]
EWWWW BRUV EW!!!!!!!!!!!
sometimes i get interviewed and every time they ask questions abt dirk and my supposed marriage so i lie every time we went on a lovelyyyy trip 2 rome recently btw im sure it was great lmfao
Don’t forget about the two children you are keeping out of the public eye.
@asclepianDesperada
oh fuck off!!! stop pinging me on every version of my mama. >:U
lol hello
hi im Ur secret child i fucking guess. not technically wrong??
God, this fucker is so slow.
ok i have basically nothing 2 add bc my mums a sburb genius & shes p much got U. but. i hope U know im reading every 1 of Ur posts in android 17s voice.
my dad's gnc as fuck lol!
YOURE INSANE
I think my handle shows its meaning clear
It's what I'm saying.
Your first chumhandle was not subtle either Honestly the joke was kind of crass
I was 13, okay. I had a tendency to overplay my hand while being edgy. I've learned the error of my ways in the subtlety department.
basically picture how pretentious they r now & double it. + "not like other girls"
every time a man tries to chat me Up, i get a little bit closer to considering homicide! ^u^💢 it's really beginning to Upset me. and i like to think i've cUltivated a very calm and relaxed oUtlook!!
kill kill kill
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this is what U gotta do 2 argue with opm fans ~_@;
mad because saitama wins on bugs bunny ruLes, huh? hey, remember the araLe crossover? ,)
thats NOT CANON & DOESNT COUNT & U cant just import rules from other canons!!!!! goku IN OPM might lose but in a straight fight - oh no actually wait opm is dogshit so i dont have 2 care ^U@
IT IS AS IF MY SISTER’S WORK HAD SOMEHOW BEEN TURNED WORSE.
oh dear, what am i in for when i scroll down?
A THING OF HORROR.
list of things we agree on... 1) scp 682 has mad aura. 2) this mary sue bitch has 2 DIE XU
I HAVE SEEN SO MANY UNIVERSES. SO MANY WORLDS AND SPECIES AND WONDERS AND TERRORS. AND THEY WERE ALL… DISGUSTING.
ok scp-682
THAT ONE IS JUST A COMPLIMENT. I HAVE NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR THAT CREATURE.
yea cant even fault U 4 that one its cool af
anyway ok girl
if you wanna get genetic spliced please feel free to ask
ytf would we want that.
@calochortusTolmiei hey i have a weird q. humour me.
/ᐠ You have a lot of weird Q's! And one big pretty curly Q. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ What's your Q, sweet thing? ⁖3 ᐟ\
dryads have captchalogue cards &c right? & U have transportalizer pad technology as U've discussed...
/ᐠ Yes, but those are strictly point-to-point. We haven't managed to sendificate anything further than our own moon... ⁖( ᐟ\
right, ok........... can U captchalogue 1 pad of a pair? leave the other 1 where it is.
/ᐠ Well, yeah, easily. Cultivar modus is pretty robust! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
awesome!! now... look at the back of the card & send me the code.
IN DMS
/ᐠ ... I'm not sure what you're using the code for, but I can't read it... ⁖( I can take a picture of the colors and lines? ᐟ\
thatll be perf bbgirl. alright, so, Um... this plan might take a while. im not sure when my moms will be away, &... blimey, who even has the laserstation? w/e point is...... stay tuned. ;U