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Daily Tarot Card. Seven of Wands reversed. Are you beginning to feel overwhelmed? Like the mountain you're climbing is never ending and ever rising? Take care to not turn to negative self talk, feeling inadequate or lashing out at others. It will only harm you in the end. #DailyTarotCard
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
Truer words have never 8een typed! I just don't pretend to 8e nice to those who haven't earned it! ::::) I think just a8out everyone is, ahem, insuffera8le to a degree!
Awww, did the wriggler get their feelings hurt 8y having their correction corrected? ::::( Poor you!
. へ ╱|、 ૮ - ՛ ) つ(> < 7 / ⁻ ៸ 、˜〵 乀 (ˍ, ل じしˍ,)ノ < #BLUEBLOODFACTS #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E359E86C8BE9.WEBP
THE 8IGGEST, 8ADDEST, 8EST 8ITCH ON THE PLANET HAS MADE A CHITTR. I WILL TAKE ALL YOUR PRAISE AND AFFECTION.
oh my god this is why i cant STAND U ana. U just say shit like this??? out in the open???? in front of god & every1??????????? like ok 1st of all I DONT HAVE AN ALIEN GF but if i DID dont U think id be able 2 tell if she was lying 2 me?? i can ALWAYS tell. im good @that. & she says shes not gonna take over earth so i believe her!!! IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL.
Cmon, it's good for his character. Gotta work that flaccid posture pole into a real spine somehow.
You do realize making this post creates the opposite impression, Ms. Nitram?
Oh my god did Tavros get to you too? WHY is there so much lame fiduslop on my dash today???????? W8. Actually, ngl that last one is kinda cunty.
quad vacillation is 4 thirsty ass bitches an lame hos w/o a posture pole
feel pike ppl who glub on aboat their complicated quadrant spdaces gotta be lyin 9/10 times coz i had my fair share of quadrants in my day and aint no way id sea the slime basstard i filled pitch with as anyfin but a slime basstard ykwim
wah wah everyxone lxoxok at me i have a mysterixous curse please xoh please dxon't ask me abxout it ahah i wxould hate that my #curse is txoxo much fxor yxou lxoser plebs txo ever understand all yxou have txo knxow is hxow special and unique and txortured it makes me
yxou're nxot special just because yxou're beset by The Curse lmfaxo get real
Oh that's low, even from you. I saw you put me in all three c8gories, Tavros, and I just wanna know........ exactly how you envision that working?
And yet you still very pointedly put me into 8oth the ta8 called "rel8tions" and the ta8 called "human marriage." 8ut yeah, I guess it wouldn't work, would it. Gave it the old "human college try" as it were, and it defin8tly didn't work then, did it???????? And it pro8a8ly would never ever ever work again, so yeah, you're right to point out the a8surd8ty of that. How could I ever 8e such a doofus? It must 8e you and John and, god, may8e even that godawful Joke guy ru88ing off on me, like you've said soooooooo many times in your little chits.
my busty gutterblood milkmaid tripped an spilled the charcuterie board because she cant see her feet from under her vveiny f cups luckily i havve enough wwine to keep the guests entertained wwhile the chef prepares a neww tray of tiny cheeses an cocktail wweenies #nsfww
- For exammple. Many immportant, respectable wommen are out there. One of themm... is the Emmpress. 👏🙌😏😁🙂↕️ #DidYouKnow
hm, shoUld the antagonist of my story be the last of the limebloods, or have an army of them for me to wipe oUt? decisions, decisions!
#8itchesLovePsiionics
Soooooooo fucking real. And do we ever get credit for 8eing trendsetters? Psh, as if.
HHH hhh I'm truly so hhhappy... but also so fff f damn mad!!! Thhhere was hhh hhh literally... a hhhighhhblood in my hhhive. HHH. Like not a joke. Even if I missed hhhim... hhh hhh hhh hhh AND NOW I HHHAD TO LEAVE AGAIN I ONLY GOT TO SPEND A COUPLE OF HHHOURS AWAKE IN MY HHHIVE (whhhere a REAL HHHIGHHHBLOOD hhhad been) before I hhhad to sleep and thhhen... come back to work (only low and midbloods hhhere) hhhhhh hhh hhh... thhhe world is so cruel to rusties like me...
we could also just merge. #8iiiiiiiig spider
who’s aranaeing their morphae with me?
Remem8er when I said I have a jo8? One of my regulars ended up 8reaching my privacy WAAAAAAAAY too far. It was really creepy! Anyway. Does anyone who has a shovel wanna come over to my hive and help me do something real quick.
0 T88 be h88nest, if y88u get culled, that's 88n y88u. Just be better. #vi88lence 9
yes obviously!!!! Ugh, i'm not THAT prissy!
Many such cases
You SO cannot fucking hang. I have seen like zero evidence of you ever 8eing a8le to hang EVER.
Getting fucked up at a concert with someone I met off chittr. If I die, know I died sexy. I also formally decline getting my stomach pumped. #mysterious #idkwhatimtaking #stayhydrated8itches #su8stance
omg shut UP thats private!!!!!!!!!!! >:U
Are you a 8ook? 8ecause I would like to split you open and get my head in 8etween your pages. #nsfw
EMPLOYMENT IS FOR THE LESSER CASTE THAT CANT RUN A FEMBOY SLAVE BUSINESS
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SUSPICION THAT SOMEONE I KNOW IS BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW. BUT NOT EVEN IN THE WAY YOU'D IMMEDIATELY EXPECT THEM TO.
HOW MUCH FOR AD SPACE, WHORE. I MUST SPREAD MY MESSAGE.
i understand that today was supposed to be a day of prnanks and foolishness but today i recieved: a pushup video with a whimpering and moaning man that was made just for me that i havent stopped rewatchhing i think probably about eighteen times now a photo set of a as the humans would put it dilf doing extremely lewd things to his own body i absolutely reek i need to get in the ablution trap as soon as possible (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i need to meditate, humiliation, archive rating: E)
Alright, now that the d8 has crossed over in at least some part of this strange universal convergence, I can say the "vow of silence" 8it was, in fact, a 8it. My take on the silliness of April Fools!
HA HA! THIS IS SO RICH. NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE. IF YOUR NAME IS "SERKET," THEN I ALREADY GOD DAMN KNOW WHAT YOUR BLOOD COLOR IS! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!!
ARE YOU GENUINELY STUPID? EVERYONE KNOWS GOING HEMOANONYMOUS DOESN'T *FUCKING WORK*!
If you must know, my opinion is inherently correct always. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/my-image.png
:33 < ughhhhhh who else is suffuring in this heatwave #earthc
You mean nothing to me.
The only thing you are cruising for, is a 8ruising.
Flight means nothing, when my cannon aiming through you mid-flight is far more accur8te.
Tried to do new sk8 tricks and fell directly on my fucking ass. Someone saw me 8ut I saved myself the em8arrassment 8y mindmagicking them off a fucking cliff. This shit is for losers anyway! >::::(
inb4 ana says linkin park
chuuni bitch.
U literally have evil powers U never Use.
YES!!!!!!!!!!! i swear to god once my powers show Up i will start WASTING people. or ill just. scare them i guess?
lmfao @ ana getting instantly got by @ least 3 creators. play stupid games honey~ ;U
U literally co-run anime club w/ me if im a weeb Ur a weeb 2 ~_@
oh my god he even has a katana??? and people call ME a weeb 4 my correct anime opinions