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Ananse S.

@starstuddedSalticid

she/her. earth c. NOT a descendant! serket is just a reaLLy common name! fake Linkin Park fans DO NOT INTERACT. don't ask me about my cursed demon eye or my suPPosed eviL mind Powers.

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so, exactLy how fucked uP *was* america?

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it was basically the tightest shit ever bar none absolute titan of human empowerment really you know that saying too big to fail that was about the u s of a baby

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can't heLP but feeL Like you're being facetious here.

facetious is what youd call some doe eyed little british street urchin like oi guv course the black lung boys are the most trustwoithy crew this side of sussex and he turns around and gives a little wink this is why england sucks ass and why we totally demolished them that one time america was basically going great and wouldve just kept going up if its shit didnt get wrecked by meteors

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jesus christ. @ascLePianDesPerada is he aLways this bad???

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A truly rotten girl!
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concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)

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mine has maybe THE most grabbabLe horns on the PLanet, but she Loathes it even better when i use her absurdLy-PuLLabLe PonytaiL .)

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@asclepianDesperada[AD]

im glad i live in such a diverse town tbh. i once genuinely had 2 explain 2 some human from like, cusackton, how kismesissitude wasnt toxic??? i mean jfc me and @starstuddedSalticid are p much living proof of that lol

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right???????? Perfect reLationshiP over here. .) it's just so easy to fuck with you.

@asclepianDesperada Please tell me you don't have Ananse blocked on here already I dont want to be relaying chits :/

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PLease don't teLL me you're trying to ausPisticize us?? because this Post sounds Preeeeeeeetty ashen to me.

IsweartogodimnottouchingyourquadsAnanse PLEASE believe me :P I just thought it would be a funny post to make when I noticed

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@asclepianDesperada[AD]

lol Ur right that would be p funny...

do NOT fucking bLock me, LaLonde.

I am always aura farming!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/digicamfx-original-2026-04-03T19-57-07.jpg

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cringe.

SHUT UP!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

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jesus christ, you're sensitive. no wonder it took that other one 8 years of heLL to stoP being such a bitch!

hiiii guys im the drummer fr◇m p◇iZ◇n and we're a punk band <3 wayyy better than that dumb cl◇wn gr◇up a perfect circus 🙄 can u guys stream ◇ur newest album t◇ beat theirs? https://i.ibb.c◇/mFXt17XG/p◇iz◇n.jpg

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ok, this actuaLLy kicks ass?? heLL yeah.

thereSss a SsseriouSss femboy drought :((( thiSss iSss Ssso Sssad!!1!1!!! #receSssSssionindicator

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it's 'cause they're aLL transitioning, dumbass. fuck that tgirL right fucking now

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being alone sucks.......no one would want to befriend a limeblood though :(

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that's judgy as heLL. who says i wouLdn't befriend a LimebLood??

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@ghostlikeMechanism[GM]

[|||] soooooometimes i think about the time when i was younger and i got taken in by some clown friends they did the facepaint on me and everything,,, i was the cutest little cerulean clown pirate, but then they got sent off-planet. scorpionmom didn't like me hanging out with them (said they were making me too violent) so i stopped wearing the facepaint and stuff, but now that i'm older i'm thinking about how they're doing and where they're at,,,

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piracy is banned under imperial laww send me your locale ill dispatch you swwiftly

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@ghostlikeMechanism[GM]

[|||] lmao dressing like a pirate and performing the crime of piracy are two different things~ but on like, a serious note, we weren't up to piracy, they just saw a cerulean ancestor in a book and dressed me in her image but in a clowny kinda way~

i stopped reading at pirate so i hope you got good locks on your doors

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LoL, she's not gonna rePLace serket for you, dude.

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[|||] dunno who this "serket" is but is this guy trying to replace a pitch relationship or something??? lmao i wouldn't be in any quad with this guy if he were the last troll on alternia~

i know right??? yeah, he was kind of desPerate for vriska serket if you've heard of her. (if you haven't, give it time, there's Like 50 on here.)

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Human Music Isn’t As Bad As I Thought It Would Be…i Like Creed

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eh, kind of dad rock, but i GUESS you couLd've Picked worse.

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i really hate that i cant swear on here either

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wait, what? that's kind of f$#&ed.

WHAT.

I FUCKING L9VE MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT 9H MY G9D 9H MY G9D 9H MY G9D SIGN MY F9REHEAD GERARD WAEHEY

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those PoPPy Posers? Listen to a reaL band, Like LP or Paramore or something.

what the fuck is aPriL fooL's day.

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Illusory Wall Ambush.

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what? huh?? what???

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ARE YOU GENUINELY STUPID? EVERYONE KNOWS GOING HEMOANONYMOUS DOESN'T *FUCKING WORK*!

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works better the more PeoPLe do it though?? it's a fucking PersonaL choice. i don't wanna fiLL some roLe, so you don't *get* to know what my bLood Looks Like!

HA HA! THIS IS SO RICH. NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE. IF YOUR NAME IS "SERKET," THEN I ALREADY GOD DAMN KNOW WHAT YOUR BLOOD COLOR IS! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!!

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dude how many troLLs are there, and how many combinations of six Letters are there? there's GOING to be rePeats.

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