♣ mediated by @starstuddedSalticid
Let's not lie to e★ch other. It's unbefitting of w★rriors.
oh my god this is why i cant STAND U ana. U just say shit like this??? out in the open???? in front of god & every1??????????? like ok 1st of all I DONT HAVE AN ALIEN GF but if i DID dont U think id be able 2 tell if she was lying 2 me?? i can ALWAYS tell. im good @that. & she says shes not gonna take over earth so i believe her!!! IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwhat!! i’ve been with a few trolls these past sweeps, but if gyuu need proof on how gyuud my services are, just check my blog! i have a 99% success rate! and! and! i just guhelped someone now! guright, @starstuddedSalticid ?!?
Cmon, it's good for his character. Gotta work that flaccid posture pole into a real spine somehow.
Oh that's low, even from you. I saw you put me in all three c8gories, Tavros, and I just wanna know........ exactly how you envision that working?
And yet you still very pointedly put me into 8oth the ta8 called "rel8tions" and the ta8 called "human marriage." 8ut yeah, I guess it wouldn't work, would it. Gave it the old "human college try" as it were, and it defin8tly didn't work then, did it???????? And it pro8a8ly would never ever ever work again, so yeah, you're right to point out the a8surd8ty of that. How could I ever 8e such a doofus? It must 8e you and John and, god, may8e even that godawful Joke guy ru88ing off on me, like you've said soooooooo many times in your little chits.
I think I've followed or 8locked just a8out every Vriska I could from the search 8ar. Now it's time to spin my little we8 and o8serve........ These 8itches are getting SNIPED!!!!!!!! #vriska #dou8lespleaseinteract
#1 priority here is following or 8locking every single Serket to 8light this we8site. Second priority is getting mad 8itches. #serketgang #wheresmy8itches
So stop acting like you know me, 8uzzkill. God, you are RUINING my high rn!!!!!!!!
Getting fucked up at a concert with someone I met off chittr. If I die, know I died sexy. I also formally decline getting my stomach pumped. #mysterious #idkwhatimtaking #stayhydrated8itches #su8stance
You have the full support of my Department, we will be right behind you. #staring #nsfw
The only thing you are cruising for, is a 8ruising.
Flight means nothing, when my cannon aiming through you mid-flight is far more accur8te.
ATTENTION, HATERS: I understand completely. It must be a struggle for even the most excellent of satyrs, trolls, humans, or ESPECIALLY nymphs to look upon me without being UTTERLY OVERCOME by JEALOUSY. But you must RESIST. Instead of pushing HATE out to others, turn your passion INWARD. Use that burning energy inside of you to POWER THROUGH your envy and make a BETTER MAN of yourself.
One time one of our little bronze grubs blew a lil snot bubble! it popped and the lil thing just tumbled over scared.. Ahaha I thought it was the most adorable thing ever!
WELL, WELL, WELL. IT SEEMS THE RUMOR WERE TRUE. ACCESS TO CHITTR IS GOING TO BECOME PAID FOR, AFTER ALL. BUT, THERE IS ONE WAY TO STOP THIS. RECHIT THIS MESSAGE. AND SEND IT TO TEN PEOPLE YOU KNOW. AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE USING THE WEB SITE FOR FREE. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP USING THIS WEB SITE FOR FREE. OTHER WISE. YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY A TEN BOONBUCK SUBSCRIPTION A MONTH TO USE IT. DO NOT LET THE OPPORTUNITY PASS. RECHIT NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. #KEEPCHITTRFREE #FREECHITTR
hi its me! evil john!