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Ananse S.

@starstuddedSalticid

she/her. earth c. NOT a descendant! serket is just a reaLLy common name! fake Linkin Park fans DO NOT INTERACT. don't ask me about my cursed demon eye or my suPPosed eviL mind Powers.

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so, exactLy how fucked uP *was* america?

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it was basically the tightest shit ever bar none absolute titan of human empowerment really you know that saying too big to fail that was about the u s of a baby

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can't heLP but feeL Like you're being facetious here.

facetious is what youd call some doe eyed little british street urchin like oi guv course the black lung boys are the most trustwoithy crew this side of sussex and he turns around and gives a little wink this is why england sucks ass and why we totally demolished them that one time america was basically going great and wouldve just kept going up if its shit didnt get wrecked by meteors

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jesus christ. @ascLePianDesPerada is he aLways this bad???

only like half the time ~_@

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According to our civics class it was pretty bad!!

she fucking bLocked me!!!!!!!!

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omfg drama queen i Unblocked U like instantly <3<

Lol sounds like she parried you basically

what the fuck is aPriL fooL's day.

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hell on earth, ana. hell on earth.

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Illusory Wall Ambush.

@darkTrolls[DT]

what? huh?? what???

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Weakness: Jump

do i have to fucking bLock #eridanweek? jesus christ.

fucking Love free.99, they quote LP a Lot.

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FEEL THE BEATDOWN BITCH LIFE'S JUST A DREAM THEN YOU BLEED THAT'S IT #Lyrics httPs://xfree99x.bandcamP.com/track/evaPorate-2

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ok, uh, i guess we're doing #seLfcest oPinions? man, what a thing to waLk in on. yeah, no thanks. one cursed eye is enough.

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shouLd i add my surname?? are PeoPLe going to be normaL about it and accePt the fucking statisticaL reaLity that there's insaneLy fewer 6-Letter names than there are troLLs???

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god, when homura Looks at madoka Like that... fuck me. i feeL that so hard. fLushed for someone who doesn't even know.

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omfg wait who

shut uP, LaLonde.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GETTING HIGHER-QUALITY MEGUCAS? DISCARD THE HOMURA OF YOUR YOUTH AND BECOME THE RIZ. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/magiarecord-en/images/8/8c/51102_riz_magia.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200619081853

@climaxJump[CJ]

wait, who the fuck is that? is that from magia record or something?? Link me right the fuck n8w hoLy shit.

*NOW

SHE'S THE SECONDARY PROTAGONIST OF MASUGITSUNE'S TART MAGICA, WHICH WAS RELEASED TWO YEARS INTO THE FRANCHISE'S LIFESPAN.

@climaxJump[CJ]

hoLy shit. there's so many sPinoffs that just got fucking buried. mostLy LiteraLLy i think? #earthc does tart magica have that yearning though. i need that emo yearning.

NOT ONLY DOES TART HAVE THAT FOR YOU, IT HAS SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER-QUALITY EMO YEARNING THAN YOU'LL FIND IN ANY HOMURA-CENTRIC WORK.

@climaxJump[CJ]

i honestLy can't imagine how they toP homura "my yearning is so imPortant they fucking studied me in a bubbLe" akemi honestLy. don't diss my girL! she's the bLuePrint!!!

anybody eLse have #eviLPowers that you can't ever use because they're Like, inherentLy eviL?

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chuuni bitch.

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《 ..Maybe. 》

i'm NOT A CHUUNI!!!!!!!!

Perhaps. Depends on definition of evil.

i can't even teLL anyone about them, that's how eviL they are. i have to keeP it sercet.

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*SECRET.

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Ah yeah. Similar if not the same boat.

she fucking saw my chit about her??? how the heLL am i suPPosed to react to this. i mean it reaLLy wasn't even about her! it was just about PeoPLe who don't get that she's comPLic8ed.

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*COMPLICATED *COMPLICATED *COMPLICATED

nobody in the worLd has correct vriska oPinions but me. everyone eLse is either an aPoLogist or a hater, i'm the onLy one who actuaLLy understands shit!! #earthc

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What!!!!!!!!

oh ok cooL she noticed. guess i have to kiLL myseLf. >_\

B33 < what did she mean by this

L8r!!!!!!!!

don't wanna reach for me do you i mean nothing to you the LittLe things give you away but now there wiLL be no mistaking the Levees are breaking #LinkinPark

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it's not that i'm some big wiggLer about the idea of meeting ceLebrities, but Like. THE CREATORS are kind of a different thing here?? Like i'm just suPPosed to chiLL out knowing one of the gods couLd see my chit?? incLuding this one???

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oh no, a bunch of dweeb2 wiiTTh a fancy TTiiTTle!! whaTTever 2hall ii do??

Shut up it's funnier the other way.

ok smartass. Listen, i've got a weird reLationshiP with the creators, aLright??? no need to be a dick about it.

mmmgod damn it you're soLLux caPtor.

Insult them, probably.

clo2e buTT no ciigar, buTT you geTT an A for efforTT. con2iider hiim my greaTT greaTT greaTT greaTT greaTT grandpappy or 2omeTThiing lmao

ii liike TThe way you TThiink

oh, sick. cooL if i dm, actuaLLy?

iig buTT faiir warniing ii could be one TToo-long bliink away from conkiing ouTT lmao

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~and then he slept for 40 sweeps~

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jesus christ she foLLowed me back????????

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-7 That a good thing? 2-

i mean no???????? yes???????? neutraL ProbabLy???????? she's Like scary and eviL ish but she's aLso from another Universe and aLso aLso she's dead so. haha! i guess it's fucking fine!!!!

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normaLize having the same Last name as some famous Person without being LiteraLLy their descendant. there's LiteraLLy Less than Like a biLLion PossibLe six-Letter names!! obviousLy there wiLL be a few "serkets" around at any given Point, it's just math!! it doesn't mean anything!!!!!!!!

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