Ananse S.
@starstuddedSalticid
she/her. earth c. NOT a descendant! serket is just a reaLLy common name! fake Linkin Park fans DO NOT INTERACT. don't ask me about my cursed demon eye or my suPPosed eviL mind Powers.
haPPy mother's day to this fucking thing! .) httPs://cdn.imgchest.com/fiLes/049601356e55.Png
Listen. i'm vriska serket's #1 fan and her #1 hater. nobody eLse on earth c has vriska oPinions as nuanced and weLL-suPoorted as me. i am the most correct any Person couLd ever be about the thief of Light. don't fuck with me.
yeah? what ABOUT egbert? far as i can teLL they're Pretty decent. bit too Permissive though.
@ascLePianDesPerada big fucking ProbLem. stoP taLking to the cue8aLL RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
do U think im stupid??????????? do U think id let this guy walk all over me?????
oh my god. thats rly what U think of me!!! im some damsel in distress, 2 stupid 2 think 4 myself huh??? need U 2 swoop in call me a 8itch & fix my life thats NOT WHAT THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!
we r supposed 2 b EQUALS. im not flirting w/ U rn this is pissing me off and not in the fun way.
oh my god is that y Uve been Using Ur powers on me when we fuck???????????
what the fuck- no!!!!!!!! no Listen i wanted to train in case they came in handy someday, and so i made that rankmaid request to test the waters!!!!!!!!
i bLuhhhhhhhh, WHAT8VER!!!!!!!! cooL off and we'LL taLk L8r.
brb kiLLing myseLf! #seLfharm #JOKE #NOTSERIOUS #CADDIEYOUDONTHAVETOCOMEOVER #butimeanifyouregoingtotoPmeLikeLasttime #maybe
lmfao what did U do this time U dweeb??
just some awkward shit. Look on my rePLy tab if you wanna cringe.
feeLing Pretty fucking good about myseLf!! who knew eviL Powers were good for sex? #nsfw
i'm basicaLLy the best fucking kismesis ever! <3<
not gonna Lie, i'm gLad caddie's LittLe cousin droPPed the whoLe "aLien gf" bomb. because i've got some fucking grievances to air!!! she taLks to this chick, who i guess says she's a Princess? which is either a buLLshit Lie, or kind of worrying!! what if she's trying to gauge shit and invade?? the two sPacefaring cuLtures we know of are cherubs and aLternians. the first ones are eviL haLf the time and the second ones were a LITERAL EVIL EMPIRE. doesn't Paint a very good Picture for first contact does it!!!
oh my god this is why i cant STAND U ana. U just say shit like this??? out in the open???? in front of god & every1??????????? like ok 1st of all I DONT HAVE AN ALIEN GF but if i DID dont U think id be able 2 tell if she was lying 2 me?? i can ALWAYS tell. im good @that. & she says shes not gonna take over earth so i believe her!!! IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL.
you're not as good at it as you think, dumbass. it's gonna get you hurt someday.
can i catch a goddamned break? jesus. #vaguePosting
(( wait @theUnvirgin mun did you bLock me ooc cuz my aLts cant rePLy to u to thank u for PLaying the heeL LoL
Check your block settings, it said you blocked it.
(( unvirgin mun here: I did not 😅 yall blocked me (or at least, i did not ooc block this acct). if any of your accts are incest rp adjacent theres a high chance of being ooc blocked for personal reasons. ))
(( vaLid I don't think deejay has Posted anything Like that but ur vaLid
but also yeah the ic blocking functionality feels a little jank tbh i think it needs a rework
[[ also my pleasure to play the heel!!! glad yall like my freak <3 ]]
stiLL kinda feeL Like throwing uP. jeez, what a dumb thing to do, haha! oh weLL. bLocked that asshoLe anyway. #vaguePosting
i'm fine!!!! just got in an argument and fLiPPed the fuck out. it haPPens to everybody once in awhiLe!!!!
hoLy fuck. i didn't know that Priss couLd toP Like that. haha, maybe i shouLd crash out and have a crisis more often, if that's my reward!! (( #suggestive aLso Pretend this was Like an hour after the Last chit ))
im sorry.. (( #seLfharm imPLied i guess?
ana!!! shut the fuck Up!!!! ur important ok!!!!!!!! i bet U didnt even do anything. U dont get to freak out abt THINKING abt doing smth!!!! im coming over.
why did i do that why did i do that whats wrong with me what the fuck is WR8NG WITH ME
there.there is something wrong with allows. (But not gamgam.LOL!).
y'know what? your inane mysPace ass rePLy kinda broke me out of a weird fucking train of thought, so thanks gamgam! you... bizarre gimmick account, you.
you know, maybe i SHOULD teLL PeoPLe my secret. maybe then they'd stoP getting on my case for being an antisociaL Prick. they'd be Like, "oh, god, yeah, that's a heLL of a fucking curse! i forgive you for everything." #vaguePosting
i dxon't need an excuse txo be a cunt because i'm nxot a pathetic little bitch lmfaxo
Mores the pity. I am always available once you have exhausted all other resources.
if you're so fucking cooL why don't you do the br8ve thing and fucking kiLL yourseLf, huh???????? (( #seLfharm #suicide IM SORRY SHE'S LASHING OUT ))
unfxortunately fxor us all i'm actually impxortant and my husk is mxore valuable alive. i understand that isn't sxomething yxou can relate txo, thxough, just anxother sad pathetic item txo add txo yxour list xof things txo bitch abxout txo pexople whxo cxouldn't give a fuck as txo whether yxou lived xor died xoxo
you don't want to be taLking Like that to someone Like me!!!! even a universe away i know for a fact i couLd fuck you uP with my Powers!!!!
(( ANANSE NO DON'T PICK THE CHUUNI OPTION FOR ENDING AN ARGUMENT ))
(( If it's at aLL suscePtibLe to ceruLean-styLe mind controL, it feeLs a LittLe tingLe in the back of its head. But aLmost as soon as it notices, the feeLing fades. ))
yxou're sxo pathetic and desperate fxor attentixon it wxould almxost be sad if it weren't sxo disgusting. i bet yxou fantasize abxout being able txo slaughter everyxone and then cry yxourself txo sleep at day like cullbait
@thegoodScratchdoctor two of you????????
I am but an omniscient, powerful, and excellent host. A purveyor of inevitability who brings the design of my master to fruition.
Observation and curiosity. This place is one which lies beyond the strict boundaries of my purpose and sight, and so I find myself watch and analyze and weave new threads into the pattern of my endless knowledge. Beyond that, you remind me of an old protege, so to speak.
uh, okay??? wait. wait, shut the fuck uP. i remind you... okay weLL if you're gonna taLk about that oLd Protege to me do it in dms!!!!!!!! not fucking here.
someone Left a thing of random fucking PiLLs in front of my hive????? the LabeL says some migraine medicine but i don't fucking trust that, my Lusus didn't raise an idiot. ... it it CAN'T be one of you fuckers, can it?
The element of doubt you introduced? That said if it is from someone on here I would trust it even less
fucking headache. fucking stuPid buLLshit cursed demon eye. stuPid fucking eviL Powers fuck this shit and fuck everybody.
don't fucking make fun of me right now i have a stuPid terribLe migraine and i genuineLy might use my Powers on you if you fuck with me right now.
[*a bottle of migraine meds are left at her front door with a knock on it*]
so, exactLy how fucked uP *was* america?
it was basically the tightest shit ever bar none absolute titan of human empowerment really you know that saying too big to fail that was about the u s of a baby
facetious is what youd call some doe eyed little british street urchin like oi guv course the black lung boys are the most trustwoithy crew this side of sussex and he turns around and gives a little wink this is why england sucks ass and why we totally demolished them that one time america was basically going great and wouldve just kept going up if its shit didnt get wrecked by meteors