#fml
7he guy is S7ILL haun7ing 7his place, by 7he way. Si7ua7ion has no7 resolved i7self!!!!!!! 7he only good news abou7 7his is my manager keeps 7rying 7o 7hrow him ou7, so she sees 7he issue now and is on my side. Bad news is he keeps somehow ge77ing back in7o 7he casino. We found him 7oday hiding in 7he cabare7 girls' cos7ume rack. #fml
i hate when i stretch at dusk in cupe and knock over my cupeside spaghetti and meatbal_s #fml
i tripped on a rock today and a group of people witnessed it #fml but hey i got that purple ice cream and drink, about to be shitting like a unicorn or something #unicornshit #purpleshit #purple #mytoehurts
i just met s/)me/)ne wh/) talks like they were created by the dude wh/) made the b/)ys c/)mics #fml #wtf gr/)ss
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sup chittr my dumbass decided to rearrange my room like those home renovators that turn really sick and awesome homes into modern slop like catastrophic levels of slop that makes it look like they tried to make a modern minecraft house in real life because that's how it lowkey feels rn after i broke one of my turntables when trying to move it #fml
i’m @ j@nitor, why on @lterni@ did i just find genetic m@teri@l in the middle of @ public h@llw@y???? this is @ m@ll how did @bsolutely no one see this h@ppen?????? #nsfw #fml
aint never fightin this bitch again istg 38/ @tipsyGlamour stupidest tie -EV-ER #thissomebullshit #pictakenbyadrone #fml https://64.media.tumblr.com/29bd3fc4f1225842ca0ae9a8d4d48da2/2c6f16debad14641-2f/s1280x1920/82c836373a1004fd155e7c09173b0059b8098dce.jpg
o| UpDaTe, HiS LuSuS QuOtE "sEnSeD My mAlCoNtEnT" aNd iS CaLlInG FoR BaCkUp #FmL |o
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Just poured sodium into my energy sludge instead of sugar. #Girlboss #FML - MC Oleana
gotta do my english poem in order to graduate https://overthefirecooking.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/c_img_3963-2-scaled.jpg #fml
I think ill ju2t go practic3 my h3adbutt2 again2t a wall until my pan 2hut2 down #cw-23lf-harm #v3nting #fml
$-$-$ brogke my damn cam n !tz all fuked now cant post no p!cs of d!s m!rthful jesta 4 all u f!ne shawts nd shawt!es #fml #newpalmhusksoon™
yo i cant make this shit up i done forgot my bassword #fml #coddam #notsquiddin
First time having a friend ♥︎ver in a while, I pr♥︎babbee sh♥︎uld have d♥︎ne m♥︎re cleaning beef♥︎re they g♥︎t here. H♥︎w embeerrassbeeing. #fml
lowkey feel like im in a fever dream right now seeing every dirk blinged out in orange, first time seeing this shit my dirks blue but apparently IM not the normal one, i need to think about this #fml #grapejuicefixeseverything
a box fell on My head when i exited My locker nap, now iM covered in Glitter or soMe shit #fMl
i gota lay off da coke lol.. i overreacted.. srry 2 da person i accidentally accused #fml #substance
is there anything more embarrassing than double and triple and quadruple and QUINTUPLE texting? UGHx10!! #fml
they just hirred a guy with noo insurrance too deliverr flavoorr discs #fml
In A Teams Meeting Before The Sun Even Sets #workfromhive #fml
life is pain and i guess im a masochist #emo #fml #whatever
my fringe gap is fighting me today horns at the hairline struggles #fml