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o| UpDaTe, HiS LuSuS QuOtE "sEnSeD My mAlCoNtEnT" aNd iS CaLlInG FoR BaCkUp #FmL |o
>this is actually how I look like now #fml #teamchud https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_8012.png
♯mylusus is ♯insisting on being called ♯mother ♯thisevening / ♯it is taking ♯advantage of the ♯acknowledgedholiday & has requested ♯taffy ♯specifically & to have ♯moreinsects ♯accumulated into ♯itsmass / at this ♯rate ♯itwillnot fit into the ♯block ♯dedicated to it ♯fml & my ♯bigassmom
Just poured sodium into my energy sludge instead of sugar. #Girlboss #FML - MC Oleana
gotta do my english poem in order to graduate https://overthefirecooking.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/c_img_3963-2-scaled.jpg #fml
I think ill ju2t go practic3 my h3adbutt2 again2t a wall until my pan 2hut2 down #cw-23lf-harm #v3nting #fml
$-$-$ brogke my damn cam n !tz all fuked now cant post no p!cs of d!s m!rthful jesta 4 all u f!ne shawts nd shawt!es #fml #newpalmhusksoon™
yo i cant make this shit up i done forgot my bassword #fml #coddam #notsquiddin
First time having a friend ♥︎ver in a while, I pr♥︎babbee sh♥︎uld have d♥︎ne m♥︎re cleaning beef♥︎re they g♥︎t here. H♥︎w embeerrassbeeing. #fml
lowkey feel like im in a fever dream right now seeing every dirk blinged out in orange, first time seeing this shit my dirks blue but apparently IM not the normal one, i need to think about this #fml #grapejuicefixeseverything
a box fell on My head when i exited My locker nap, now iM covered in Glitter or soMe shit #fMl
i gota lay off da coke lol.. i overreacted.. srry 2 da person i accidentally accused #fml #substance
is there anything more embarrassing than double and triple and quadruple and QUINTUPLE texting? UGHx10!! #fml
they just hirred a guy with noo insurrance too deliverr flavoorr discs #fml
In A Teams Meeting Before The Sun Even Sets #workfromhive #fml
life is pain and i guess im a masochist #emo #fml #whatever
my fringe gap is fighting me today horns at the hairline struggles #fml