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@coalescedDuality

your luZuZ LOL he/him, gay, tguy hop on twinwipe or youre a chump [ pfp - SB547 @ toyhouse ]

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1098Kull Score: 98217 followers16 following

ah yeah Zure letZ juZt all reveal whatZ wrong with uZ to the creepy Zounding weirdo in the name of "Zcience" if you genuinely fall for that youre pandead cullbait and im not taKing it bacK lmao #vaguepoZting

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its cute hxow surprised yxou are by these cunts' stupidity xoxo

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I'm No+ A Weirdo, Have You Ever Heard Of Pa+hology? Here's A Link For You, No Need +o +hank Me: H++ps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/pa+hology

@theUnvirgin[TU]

id Zay im more diZappointed than ZurpriZed but honeZtly what elZe would i expect from thiZ gaggle of chumpZ that advertiZeZ Zhit that you couldnt waterboard out of me unfortunately itZ juZt a biiiiit to hard to reZiZt calling them all idiotZ

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and im juZt ZuppoZed to believe you that thiZ iZ juZt Zomething youre doing for only "Zcientific curioZity"? faaaat fuuuuucKing chaaaaaance. id Zooner Ztand under an alternian downpour without an umbrella

Wha+ Else Could I Be Doing +his For? I Don'+ Really Ge+ Wha+'s Wrong Wi+h My Reques+.

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>aZKZ for people to Zend their mutationZ >claimZ itZ "juZt for Zcience" and im juZt ZuppoZed to truZt you arent Zome Kind of thinly veiled imperial Znitch?

Well, You Could Say +ha+. +he Empire Has Absolu+ely No Sources Of Informa+ion Regarding My Special In+eres+, And +ha+'s Why I'm Wri+ing My Own Book. If +ha+ Makes You Nervous, I'll +ry +o Come Up Wi+h A Way +o Send I+ Anonymously.

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come bacK with a warrant

Hope~ You've~ All~ Eaten~ Today,~ Even~ If~ It's~ Just~ Something~ You~ Found~ On~ The~ Ground.~

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i juZt had an abZo-fucKing-lutely delightful ZnacK i juZt poZted about actually >X) httpZ://chittr.ing/profile/coaleZcedDuality/0c6146d4-67bf-4c36-b6f6-b825c950ae3f

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I WANT YOUR HEMOSSPECTRUM HOT TAKESS. IM NOT TALKING ALL BLUEBLOODSS ARE SSTRONG OR WHATEVER. I WANT THE HOTTESST TAKESS.

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why iZ it every other lime i've met haZ Zo little in the department of Zelf preZervation. iZ that part of why we went practically extinct

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my first post on chittr... kinda n3Ԑrvous

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get Zcared get Zcared get Zcared get Zcared

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ A purpleblood in a suit, unhappy, is a lot more funny than a seadweller (me) in a suit. I wear one, but I do think he's a tad bit funnier. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

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you would have loved laughing at my buddy gleroK unfortunately he waZ taKen out bacK for hiZ tranZgreZZionZ

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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Do I say sorry for your loss here? Or... ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

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@sharkBytes[SB]

no ❤️ he ZucKed ❤️ but ZometimeZ we all told him hiZ haircut ZucKed and he'd yell loud aZ fuuuuuuuuucK

the SSSLUDGEMACHINE broke down while i wasss making a new batch of SSSLUDGE. doesss anyone want to buy a HALF FULL JAR OF SSSLUDGE?

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how much

2 table ssspoonsss of SSSTANDARD VISSSCOUSSS CURRENCY

uhhhh i have Zome boiled down baja blaZt. would that worK

hey girl are yyo fortnite becauZe. uhhhhhh. youre my #1 victory royale #gottem

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V this is why you're divorced. V

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>X(

THE FACT THIS HAS ANY. POSSIBILITY OF WORKING. PISSES ME OFF.

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>X)

how do i get away with not having a quadrant for like 4 sweeps? legally speaking, i’m #alternian and i might just get culled

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oKay Zo your firZt Ztep iZ to get your mittZ on a game called Zgrub, altneratively juZt get reeeeaaally good at hiding

theyre gonna Zend my aZZ bacK to entry level Zchoolfeeding on account of my literate being Zo ill it crawled into a corner Zhriveled up and died

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✿ bro noooo i fukkin hated clown academy if it ever gets 2 hard do wat i did. run away and start a band

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@glurpMaster[GM]

i alwayZ wanted to Ztart a Zhitty buttrocK-aZZ numetal band...

✿ ok well for ur infomation bruh my band is NOT shitty. and we sell out stadiums. and have bloodbath mosh pits. so don’t even imply dat again. jeez a guy can’t offer advice no more w out catchin strays???

@glurpMaster[GM]

oKay firZt off i have no idea who your band iZ or who *you* are. Zecond off i waZ thinKing about what *i* wanted to do. troll tool. troll linKin parK. Zhitty buttrocK-aZZ numetal bandZ. my wrigglerhood yearning to be liKe them. Zo Kindly bacK off with the concluZionZ youre jumping to liKe an ornery acrobatic, alright?

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✿ oh my bad OG heh sorry people been comin after the glurp lately it’s been tough out here

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@glurpMaster[GM]

no Zweat i get you lolZ your band Zitch ZoundZ preeeeeetty tight, glad itZ worKing out for ya

((welcome back to part one william of ooc posts explaining my character's deals welcome to kerzet. he is a nasty little slimeball of man. i don't have a lore document written up for his specific circumstances because im Lazy but we ball anyway. you may or may not remember him from flarping, though i was only active in the last two months of the sites life with him x_x. i've been rping him on and off for 7 years which is crazy to think about. limeblood who is habitually hemoanon, prince of doom, prospit dreamer, gay trans guy, he/him. he'll talk about being a lime but considering the sweeps in which he had to hide himself and nearly dying in a drone strike he is not keen on it despite not being in immediate danger anymore you may also be wondering about his username. "coalescedDuality". tl;dr no surprise being from Violent Trauma Planet Supreme he has a dissociative disorder. currently he believes the "other voice in his head" went away after the game. prior to that, it was your run of the mill double-life deal between himself and his 'other self' (alter) (disclaimer the writer here Is A System) god-tier post-game reality type stuff, living on a planet that's alternia and earth smushed together named "neoternia" (we'll see if the name sticks). originally from alternia. one of the few survivors of his session which i dubbed The Nightmare Mode Session. thanks to the power of transportalization he can be pretty much anywhere at any time, same case for valkyn hivemate to valkyn @vetandaAdespota and has been for many sweeps. they are best friends <3 warnings for #nsfw and #substance because he is a Nasty Little Man. he likes weed, jacking off, gaming, and being a little Freak. potential warnings for #violence and #gore as well since. formerly alternian and all that his favorite games are the elder trolls online, twinwipe (fortnite), fallout, earthbound, and pokemon. proud owner of a modded 3ds. thank youfor your time ❤️ #ooc #pinned

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((also his voiceclaim is kirbopher from tome

X Stumbling to the shine fridge like it’s a chest full of slurp juice from troll fortnite #substance x

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real Zhit?? i waZ literally yearning for chug jugZ laZt night

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god damn it i cant read i thought you found real Zlurp juice. im culling myZelf

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