Pollii Cosmog

@lilypadCalamity

the troll definition of fu<k around and find out

Blood: RustAge: 21 years9.7 sweepsKult Score: 2276Kull Score: 155518 followers 8 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

if youre green and <ant photosynthesize: see a medi<uller

Kult: +30

Kull: +27

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.11

@audaciousConfident[AC]

Nuh

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

hopital

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@audaciousConfident[AC]

Y-o-o-u're g-o-o-ing t-o-o- need that

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

nuh uh

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@audaciousConfident[AC]

Yuh

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

holding it in until the pressure blows a hole through my spinal <olumn what is "it"? heh... ill tell you when youre older #nsfw ? #gore ? #body-horror ? #whatdoieventagthisas

#gore #whatdoieventagthisas #nsfw #body-horror

Kull: +5

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

too many mammals, not enough people who squork and <roak

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < *ac is drooling* :33 < yeah. nyot enough yummy birds and tasty furrogs.

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

try it and youll be twit<hing on the side of the road <hu<kleglobes

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < how do mew know i'm nyot already?

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

stop eating poisonous frogs??

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

>:33 < gosh mew sound like my meowrail!! >:33 < i like eating poisonous furrogs!!

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

theyre jui<ing me today

Kult: +40

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Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

@tranquilOutcast[TO]

Hand pressed or mechanical?

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Total: 12

@titanicVertigo[TV]

I∩ whΛt wΛy ๑xΛctly?

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

wrung

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

the sites running low on slime so theyre gonna wrrrrrrrrring it out

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@titanicVertigo[TV]

D๑lightful≋ ๑∩j◊y y◊urs๑lf th๑∩⌇

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@tranquilOutcast[TO]

Big hands….

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

takes a big <artoon bite out of the timeline

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

not to be <rass but shout out to that one lady with the huge spheres and adorable posts you the realest #suggestive

Kult: +5

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

no one engaged now i just look like some kind of pervert #nsfw

Kult: +24

Kull: +22

Total: 46

Ratio: 1.09

@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

Maybe i just Dont believe you

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

it was a bit! i had a funny prepared and everything! ki<ks ro<ks ki<ks ro<ks ki<ks ro<ks

Kult: +2

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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

lMao youre kinDa pathetic :o) i like that

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

https://<dn.img<hest.<om/files/3f4821b6<f90.jpg

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

3 feet and im not talking about my height #suggestive

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

<asual reminder that they wrung me of my naturally generated slime to slop the site i<on up and make it all shiny

Kult: +10

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

if a highblood ever randomly offers you <ash DO NOT TAKE THAT SHIT

Kult: +59

Kull: +40

Total: 99

Ratio: 1.48

@automatedMalpractice[AM]

[unverified] that is much of my career.§

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

why d/)es any/)ne need t/) be warned abt this i th/)ught this was c/)mm/)n sense

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@televisedAviamor[TA]

Free Cash → here! #money #caegars

#money #caegars

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

you would assume any sort of intelligen<e from some random troll?

@spiritualMotorist[SM]

hIghbloOds don't gIvE cash. that's why yOU hAvE to tAkE it from em InsteAd.

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

youd be surprised how many "helpful" seadwellers will de<ide to throw <ash at literally whatever

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@invasiveLovebug[IL]

Some of them can genuinely be helꫂ❁ful!! But they'll also show it in other ways <:) ❣︎

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

never happened to me

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

i was hat<hed in<orre<tly a jadeblood sat on my egg and i got ro<keted through the wall and into the outside world

Kult: +17

Kull: +2

Total: 19

Ratio: 8.50

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

its also really annoying to get out of your hair

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

ok lesson learned do not brush your horns with toothpaste they might be shiny in the aftermath but oh my god im getting swarmed by tiny bugs

Kult: +7

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

wait fu<k i have to put my hair down for this

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

brushing my horns #<oolideas

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

i have an awesome idea give me some toothpaste and 20 minutes

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

sneezed so hard i think my ganderbulbs almost flew out #gore ? maybe? idfk

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

"women" this, "girl hot" that, we gotta start making more of them

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

Hope | Sun Sets Over The Horizon

@todaysDreamer[TD]

What, more women?

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

was there something <onfusing about what i said

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Hope | Sun Sets Over The Horizon

@todaysDreamer[TD]

Nah I was just confirming. Yeah, you're right.

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

hater alert

Kult: +34

Kull: +25

Total: 59

Ratio: 1.36

@aquariumGill[AG]

>( :x Y'think they're a tredditor or... )

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

brief glan<e says yes

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@aquariumGill[AG]

>( We gotta take the L this time I think. I think we might be the assholes. 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 )

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@lilypadCalamity[LC]

but... i thought i <ould never be in the wrong...

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@aquariumGill[AG]

>( It aaaall depends on who makes the unnecessarily detailed post first... )

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@lilypadCalamity[LC]

breaking into random hives to take a single bite out of a random pie<e of food and <log their load gaper