

Costar Treign
@surlyTabloid
EX LEAD REPORTER AND “CEO” FOR LLT. -PART TIME GENIUS. -TRUE NEWS ADVOCATOR. -ALTERNIA’S AUSPISTICE. -#1 PANCAKE GUY. -110% EFFORT.

IM DOING MY PART FOR SPOOK MONTH BY KIDNAPPING THE CHIEF LEGISLACERATOR. THE QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PLAY YOUR PART? #SPOOKMONTHAWARENESS #SPONSORED

FLIPS. #APANCAKE

I’VE HAD A LOT OF FREE TIME TO THINK LONG AND HARD ON THE ACRONYMS.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME BEING UNDERGROUND MAKES YOU COLD.

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MARKETING ADVISOR CALLED..... DECLINE!!!! BITCH! BUSY STEALING FROM THE STATE.

WATCHING BUGGY CRASH COMPILATIONS WHILE DRIVING. EACH CRASH I SAY “SURE GLAD I’M NOT THAT GUY.”

HR DOESN’T LIKE ME.

GRUBDONALD COSTAR MEAL. #GRUBDONALDSPLEASESPONSORME

I BLAME TROLL DON CHEADLE FOR ALL MY PROBLEMS.

TUNNELS FINISHED. #LUNCHBREAKWITHMYSEXYBUDDY

HOW MANY BROWNIE POINTS TO EXCHANGE FOR NEW IHUSK.

TUNNEL #5 SLIGHTLY OFF-COURSE. WE’RE UNDER A WAFFLEHIVE. MY BAD.

SOMEONE GETS KIDNAPPED DAILY YET NEVER SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT ENOUGH TO REPORT.

AGAIN?

IMAGINE HAVING A GOLDFISH LUSUS. #THISHUMORSME

50% DONE. #WHYAMIGIVENTHEBORINGTASKS

HI.

LUSUS SON ACTIVITIES. #DIGGINGTUNNELSUNDERTHECOURTBLOCK

I’M SUCH A SERIOUS BUSINESS MAN MY HATCHING CERTIFICATE IS A FORM 1120.












