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eGG DAY, fOR THE HUMANS, hUH? hEH, pRETTY FUNNY, tIMING, aLL THINGS, cONSIDERED,
nywayz gunna b celebratin dis yeaster by gettin fukin stoned off my ass, get my ass fucked lik no 2morror and drunk!!! lol cya hoes!!! <333333 #subtance #nsfw
Am I CutE? SaW EveryonE TalkiN' AbouT It AnD GoT CuriouS
wWw oh you're the guy that wanted to get with my ancezztor! you really zzhould be wWw
happy yeaster!! dnt forget 2 lay sum eggs 4 our lord nd savior :) #nsfw
yass bitches im in2 oviposition lolz ;) #nsfw #oviposition
I Don'T KnoW, MyselF. I'm A WeE BiT NoT SobeR #substance
Oh NoooooO I'm AlL AlonE In My Hiiiiive Oh NoooooO ;p WhaT A TravestY
HaVe you eVer considered posting something shorter and clearer to read?
i maen it wsant to say that but now that u mnetion it ur right *mean *wasnt *mention
One aspect of the myth of Jesus Christ in human culture that I have always found to 8e especially intriguing was that of the 8etrayal of Judas Iscariot. It is a component of the story that is completely unique to mankind, as opposed to the more o8vious parallels drawn 8etween certain troll legends and it. To 8e fated to not only 8etray your 8eloved teacher, 8ut for that 8etrayal to 8e integral to lift him up and make his legend all the more important. It's of no wonder that many depictions of Judas show him wracked with grief and shame at his actions, despite the futility that would accompany any kind of resistance. He is a controversial and theologically contested figure, of course, 8ut there is a poetry to 8eing 8etrayed with a kiss. It's of no wonder that he is such a prevalent topic in Christian artwork. He's all too human. #easter #religion
i guses i wont be able to fcuk jesus today :( anyone wanan fcku *guess *fuck *wanna *fuck #nsfw
[|||] lmao that guy is liiike getting crucifed at his own festival~
[|||] soooooo crucifixion huh??? i'm gonna be chilling at my hiiive,,, might invite someone over~
Cuntpunt. Snatchsnatch. Muff bluff. Fanny hootenanny if you are from the United Kingdom. Twat swat. The list of options is endless. As long as the option you are hoping for is not vagina.
pussy wussy #nsfw
ah, eridan is being crUcified? well, nothing of valUe will be lost :U
guys im gonna say it i dont think the romans were the good guys in that situation
jesus h christ #dashwatching
:33< yeah six whole likes and two clawmeownts is betpurr than the thr33 and one i was expecting :33< great job doubling my expawtations! :33< oh and @gallowsCalibrator#1433 :33< mewre purrn ;33c
(^･ω･^) < I WILL BE HONEST I ONLY WANT TO DO THAT TO ERIDAN OR CRONUS SPECIFICATLLY BECAUSE, I DO NOT BELIEVE ANYONE WILL BE THAT UPSET!!! I HAVE NO DESIRE TO DO THAT TO ANYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!
:33< https://i.imgur.com/IZ1vGDP.png :33< happy furkin egg day mew fureaks :33< #nsfw ish
APPARENTLY THE HUMAN GOD JESUS ALSO HAD A BREADIFIER
lol ill t)(ink aboat it
Takes eris0lsprites tail and ties a kn0t in it
wdym r the clwons not pstaors *clowns *pastor
yanno its reel )(ard fore anybubbly to undersand w)(at its like livin a life as long as mine. t)(ey aint get it.
HAPPY EASTER IT'S TIME FOR THE BUNNY EARS AND TAIL
:33< if i threw on the classic bunnygirl outfit :33< is that something mew would even want to s33? :33< or would i get like 2 likes and someone in my clawments telling meow to furk off?
would people even care for that? everyone's already so in love with the bunny
i can't even dress up for easter because of my stupid ears and tail :(
OugH... FingeR HookeD In My MoutH As My NooK GetS Pounded #needthat #nsfw
YOU SHOULD CL34N YOUR ROOM 4ND FOLD YOUR SH1RTS *R1GHT NOW* G3T OFF YOUR P4LMHUSK 4ND GO DO SOM3TH1NG WORTH YOUR T1M3 #CONTROV3RS14L
alright check i think the red blood is the best one #controversial
1 W4S HON3STLY HOP1NG TH4T POST WOULD B3 MOR3 CONTROV3RS14L >:/
you got it most evil guy on the website
1 WOULD N3V3R S4Y SUCH 4 TH1NG M1ST3R TR31GN
hahaha, ew! highbloods are so nasty, they are nothing but potential servants ~
G3ND3R 1SNT R34L WOM3N 4R3 JUST TH3 ON3S 1 TH1NK 4R3 HOT 4ND M3N 4R3 3V3RYON3 3LS3
Sburb easter dlc is crazy. Hal put an egg in our house and I have to find it in twenty minutes or I die.
what if jesus and god werent on great terms after he ascended like thanks dad for letting me die so that i can redeem humanity or whatever but it was a dick move and god said you deserved it for wearing those ugly ass sandals and flash stepped away #easter
o- i am mechanical ! if i were to ingest something it would just gum up my processors, servos and joints ! -o
o- holidays are fun ! unfortunately i cannot partake in the ones primarily focused around food . . . which is a lot of them, as it turns out ! -o
OH YEAH. IT'S HUMAN EASTER OR WHATEVER. ... ANYONE WANNA HIT ME UP IN MY HIVE AND STUFF ME WITH EGGS. I'M AVALIABLE ALL DAY. #NSFW #OVIPOSITION
It’s Easter!! Y♡u kn♡w what that means!! <3 #♡vip♡siti♡n #nsfw
:33< meows at mew fur attention then when mew go to pay attention to meow i walk away furom mew
ya stawp HATING!!! rude
everyones a freaking hater
1 DON'T KNOW WHY 1'M BOTH3R1NG TO 4SK CH1TTR B3C4US3 1 KNOW TH3 4NSW3R YOU'LL G1V3 M3 BUT WH4T3V3R. SHOULD 1 W34R 4 BUNNY OUTF1T TO C3L3BR4T3 34ST3R
"bone bulge" thats my COCK and NUTS. GET IIT RIIGHT. #nsfw #maybe #iimnotsureactually
people be so caught up iin caste wars they refuse to see the absurdiity of calliing iit a thermal hull. liike son ii promiise you can call iit a refriigerator nobody iis gonna blame you.
it would be soooooo so easy to take advantage of me rn lmao #nsfw #nsfwe #substance
nope
happy easter. expecting multiple crates of "the blood of christ" at my doorstep in the next hour.
noriisuke can suck my diick. ii beliieve he wiill fiind the experiience quiite pleasurable giiven that iit^ll taste liike a fruiit parfaiit.
#dobetter huuumans are the best alIen specIes ouuut there
:33< great mews to all shitpeta fans im awake nyow :33< troll becky held my calls
(\_/) let's just say this thing could crush small animals if i wasn't careful (\_/)
(\_/) hate my chits all you want but this ass is still fat #nsfw (\_/)
well you are in hell but your pfp is also working
♡ Ი 𐑼 (^ᆺ^ ) ♡ ──U─U───────────────── I can see it just fine! ^ᆺ^ ──────────୨ৎ──────────
posting bulge soon!! #nsfw #bulgeposting
ii know iim remarkiing on old iirrelevant bull2hiit at thii2 poiint, but how boo2ted off of 2oporiifiic2 do you even have two FUCKIING be two even con2iider 2ome goiing two 2ome 2ham event liike #eriidanweek ? ii had two turn off 2ociial2 ju2t two 2pare my2elf from an even biigger pan-ache, and yet the ma22e2 2lurped iit up liike iimproperly hydrated kraft grub-aiid 2lurry.
after everything last nite i am so effin confused still & upset at myself after everything
#ImSoBoned #Still https://i.ibb.co/Pzs28mB5/IMG-8366.jpg
turn it sid3-ways. boom. my g3-nius n3-v3-r fails
I feel like I'm at war with Smart House (1999) everytime the hate bot comes around. The world is so beautiful.
Not enough pathetic men in my dms, tragically.
If I Hate You, Just Know That I Will Be Writing Oviposition Fanfiction Of You And Sending It To Your Kismesis. #nsfw #owned
((As I let my intrusive thoughts and feelings take over, I will be taking this opportunity to bid the lot of you a very fond goodbye. I had a veritable huge amount of fun playing this character but seeing that I have basically overplayed my hand with it, I believe it is best that I step away. Thank you everybody for making this a great, great experience)
YOu AREN'T DEFENDING SHIT. THESE ARE WORDS ON A SCREEN. YOu LAME ASS LuNATIC BABOON. BEATING YOuR MANCOCK HuNGRY BREASTS. LIKE A SHRILL FuCKING GORILLA. WHAT ARE YOu GOING TO CARVE uP MY ETHERNET CABLES? ARE YOu GOING TO CALL THE CYBER POLICE. ARE YOu GOING. TO WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER? WITH REALLY ANGRY SOuNDING WORDS? I WISH YOu COuLD PROCESS HOW FuCKING STuPID YOu LOOK. YOu DIAPER SHITTING ANAL EXCAVATER OF SHEER uNBRIDLED TRuCKLOADS OF FECAL IMPACTION. YOu AREN'T EVEN FuELING. A PARASOCIAL FANTASY OF SEX. AS A REWARD. YOu'RE DOING THIS. FOR THE LOVE OF THE LAME. BECAuSE YOu THINK BEING A HALL MONITOR. OF DIGITAL INTERACTIONS. IS AT ALL RESPECTABLE. DOGSHIT. DOGSHIT. YOu ARE DOGSHIT.
KILL MYSELF YOuRSELF. ASSHOLE. ALSO. HOLY BITCHLESS BEHIND BATMAN. IS YOuR BuTT. SO CHRONICALLY uNFuCKABLE. THAT THE ITTY BITTY TITTY MAIDEN. YOu ARE DIGITALLY CRuSADING FOR. HAS TO BE CALLED. YOuR ACQuAINTANCE? I DO NOT THINK. I AM THE ONE KILLING MYSELF HERE. WITH ONE ENTER KEY. YOu MANAGED TO KILL YOuRSELF. WITH MORE GRIM FINALITY. THAN I AM CAPABLE OF. YOu WOuLDN'T GET THAT KIND OF SIMPING OuT OF ME. WITH WATERBOARD TORTuRE.
FINE. STuPID BITCH. I WASN'T INTERESTED IN ABuSING YOu ANYWAY.
YOu SHOuLD CONSIDER AN EATING DISORDER.
my i wish we had a group chat function within the messages section, i’d love to gather up a tea group :)
Question for the masses. Does me pegging a man count as yaoi? #nsfw
I'M DONE BEING #NICE. THAT WAS A DEEPLY DISTRESSING TWO HOURS. WHERE I COULD THINK OF NOTHING TO POST. DON'T WORRY. MY BELOATHED FOLLOWERS. #NICEMAID IS DEAD. I KILLED HER. USING A HEAVY PAPERWEIGHT. TO BEAT HER IN THE STUPID FACE. AND PERFORMED INDIGNITIES ON HER CORPSE. NOW I'M NORMAL AGAIN. #KILLING #VIOLENCE #NSFW #NORMAL #NORMALMAID
Reply to this post if you want a Vriska Week!
You all suck.
I wanna get topped, licked, and loved. #nsfw
Today's feed is SO 8OOOOOOOORING.
B33 < sup #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6649f8240062.png
wander down forgotten roads for they hold forgotten secrets
:33 < i n33d a massage.. or anyone willing to touch me all over my budy indescriminately. #nsfw
☆One more picture for the road. I'd rather not get into the details, so don't ask. #nsfw #scars #abuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c1333927ca2.png☆
HonestlY It CoulD Be FuN To PaiL On A BeacH Or SomethiN'. BuT ThE SAND ScareS Me. #nsfw
☆Good thing that image is there for you to stare at all you like☆
☆ALRIGHT. I'm a woman of my word. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85ce65e62e30.png☆
this too tbh
#ITSALREADYMAKINGMEITCHY #IHATETHIS
IN A BRAVE AND STUNNING ACT OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. BECAUSE @SCRATCHDOCTOR IS PISSING ME OFF. I'M NICE NOW. I'M SPREADING NICE ACROSS ALTERNIA. I'M TURNING IT INTO BEFORUS. STARTING NOW. WATCH OUT. #NICE #NICEMAID
:33 < i have candy red blood on my hands. its so much i think i killed someone
:33< so i was talking to troll becky today an- :33< *the mighty huntress slips on a banana p33l and falls down and just doesnt get up*
ive has the same fucking song stuck in my head 4 like 3 days straight n no matter how many times i listen it wont STAWP !!!!!
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
jeff the killer is so right i’m gonna monroe the kill myself #cw-self-harm
:33 < then figure it out!! mew b100 b100ds are smart right? :33 < equihiss survived fur a while in my jungle
:33 < then don't die in the woods! :33 < survive in the woods!!
:33< s33 this is why i dont do meownogomy in any quad but pale :33< ends in divorse efurry time a clawncept that is both easy fur meow to wrap my pan around and natpurral fur trolls to engage with
everyfin i remember is awful an it gets worse and worse #eridanweek #fuckeridanweek #withaspacebetweenfuckanderidan #imnotrynahit #again38(
:33 < yes :33 < quit and retreat to the woods
:33< I DONT KNOW WHAT DO MEW THINK I KNOW EFURRYTHING OR SOMETHING???
GOMENNASAI. SOME OF US HAVE JOBS. AND COULD NOT GO TO THE GAY (?) HUMAN (?) ORGY (?). TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. AND I WILL DECIDE. IF GOING BACK IN TIME. TO CATCH THE SHITSHOW. IS WORTH IT. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
:33< oh hell yeah thats the best one! :33< unless they have a meowbeast one :33< then that ones the best one
:33< and i bet stealing eggs furom around the cafurns will be also fun :33< the chocolate ones fur claritys sake
I Believe It Is A Human Religious Holiday Tomorrow, Which I Assume Is Rather Exciting Yes?
:33< so what mew may nyat realize at this juntmewre is :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
S0m3t1m3s 1 hav3 t0 s1t w1th mys3lf and w0nd3r what 1s th3 p01nt? Th3 rambl1ng t0 0n3 an0th3r back and f0rth.
shout out to my friends #myfriends i miss you
money is for getting your gay little friends stupid shit
Good d4y, 4ll.
:33 < im so getting fired fuck fuck fuck
:33< save meow women! :33< women save meow!
as an empath i sense you are haunted by themes and narratives
:33< meowposting all day efurry day :33< if i efur stopped meowposting i think i would drop dead :((
:33< *the mighty huntress takes notes* :33< women... love... basketball... failmewre...
IM GONNA BLOW T)(IS W)(OL-E SIT-E UP!!
:33< check it! :33< this ones fur all the girls out there! :33< *the mighty huntress throws a basketball at a hoop and b33fs it badly*
1 w4s gonn4 4sk wh4t th3 h3ll 1s UP w1th 4ll th3 p33pz on th1s pl4c3 but wh4t 1s 3v3n h4pp3n1ng????
:33< TEN BILLION DYNAMITE STICKS GOING ALL OFUR THE PURRLACE GONNA BLOW SHIT UP NYOW!!!
:33< fine then ill make my own shipping wall! :33< with blackjack! :33< and hookpurrs!!! :33< #nsfw ish
ii feel liike ii need twwo clariify,, wwhen ii hate your po2t2 iit2 COMPLETELY PLATONIIC!!
:33< t33h33 :33< in a sexy way? :33< #nsfw ish
X May all who read this never run out of booze, nussy, and caeger. Cheers. #substance #nsfw x
y3ah i may ha<3 l3t u catch f33lings and hit onc3 th3n st3al your wall3t but i'm a girl so that's actually r3ally cut3 of m3 and p3opl3 lo<3 wh3n i do that so mayb3 ur just w3ird #nsfw
bec taught me to do them once! it's actually not as hard as you'd think
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
Vanquish mythology Drain the well Burn the orchard Break the spell Purge the darkness As I bid farewell Forge your trail In the event of fortuity Remember grief is a fickle sickness So wear it always Wear it with love Fervent and endless The golden Argus With daughter above Proprietor of the lion's share #Lyricsposting
*GiveS EveryonE ReadinG ThiS A BiG SmoocH On ThE CheeK* <>
Who up Wonking they Willy. #nsfw
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? We had to beat America away with a stick to prevent them from getting access to player planets that contain natural oil! © SBURB 2009
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Earlay in the mornin' https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/17/7637965c7a50e9979917e23a4ccaf3bcc58e6cb5.png #nsfw
♰ funny how the only people hating that chitt happen to have fins :) ♰
♰ good evening glad to see less finheads on my feed, a nicer way to wake up. ♰
for the record i have a human dick. since i saw a lot of people think i have a dog one. that's another version of me you're thinking off. i'm all human down there #nsfw
[ # They're.Laughing. ]
wWw don't think i can outdo zzleeping with like half of the alternia'zz population wWw
wWw juzzt learned my ancezztor wazz a horrible perzzon. probably. uh wWw
IIIII HATE #EridoneWeek
I wwant tto bbe inside hhim bbut llike in a gglamrock ffreddy wway #nsfw~<
you guys are allowed to know one singular true authentic fact about myself and its that im 5'2 because right now it feels like im going against the grain by being humiliatingly short
The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.
if i ever make a fLLop post that wasnt me that was the cursed amuLLet taLLking #mycursedamuLLet
shoutout to my man glurpi #glurpiweek
♯kill ♯everyone ♯btw
I NeeD SomeonE To [LONG CENSOR BLEEP] Y'knoW
ArE PeoplE HatinG ThaT OnE ChiT BecausE TheY AlsO WanT AffectioN Or SomethiN' BecausE I GoT A LoT Of WeeD AnD PSAs AnD DigitallY DelivereD KisseS To Give #substance
</3: Oh By The Way Darlings, Don't Forget That I Also Have An Onlyfins! Do Feel Free To Ask About It, Might Even Give A Preview ;) #onlyfins #nsfw
HopE Y'alL Don'T MinD AnY GreeN LipsticK MarkS On YouR HusktopS BC I'm SendiN' ThosE ToO ;p
well... its that time again! 0u0 #nsfw #titties ((can't find the op of the art)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01b3818962f6.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/PqT8c9jC/Untitled228-20260403234705.png NIGHT IS GOING GOOD!!!
:33< pussy :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
Found some roadkill on my walk. Pulled it to the side. I'm going to check on it every other day and take its bones once the scavengers do their bidding! I'll keep everyone updated.
i have enough trolls in my inner circle that i like spending time with to organize a boardgame night at my hive / i'm not sure if i wanna go for poker / or maybe all true believers / oh i could do exploding meowbeasts / decisions decisions / who out of my friends would be interested
YOU ALL GOTTA TRY T)(IS S)(IT!! #SUBSTANCE ? #ERIDANWEEK #CANDY #GATLINGGUN
I pro8a8ly should have 8een tagging my posts regarding the lollipop juju as su8tance a8use. I just 8arely conceive of such an o8ject as an actual drug rather than...I don't know, a cosmic o8ject? Jujus are in that strange territory 8etween actual magic and game logic in some situ8tions, after all. I would more hearken it to a "power up transformation." Your 8oundless potential made manifest in glittery colorful form! It just so happens to also completely o8liter8te your impulse control. So. I guess it is a 8it of a drug. #su8stancea8use
I'vE GOTTA BouncE On It CrazY StylE >w> #nsfw
Me, Jade and Equius should all laugh at these poor fools
Despite myself, and my attempts to set reasonable expectations, I'm still disappointed in you all.
fair enough / i guess
marvus / i don't think you understand how chittr works
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You may break a few laws if it is your birthday. Consider it a reward.
OKAY. I WIN. YOu CAN ALL FuCK OFF NOW. NO LANDS LEFT TO CONQuER. CALIBORN'S FLAG. IS ALREADY PLANTED. FIRMLY. HEAVED IN ITS HEFT. ASTRIDE THE ASSHOLE. OF MY OWN ASS TERRITORY. KuLT? KuLL? TRY THE MARK OF THE BEAST. https://i.imgur.com/uWnupqO.png
i've been more tired than usual lately / please make sure i climb out of my recouprecoon at a reasonable time / if i don't get out of my respiteblock every night i'll just be sad all the time / and that kinda sucks
@surlyTabloid #horrorprompt #horror #writing #eridanweek "Circulation Error" The following editorial fragments are attributed to an unnamed tabloid editor. [INTERNAL MEMO - NOT FOR PRINT] Three separate calls have come in regarding Issue #442. Each caller insisted on the following facts: 1. The same article was printed on multiple non-adjacent pages in repetition. 2. The photograph accompanying it differs in each instance. 3. The headline is unchanged, but the printing block was never made. "Local man discovers something that knows him as well." The Editor-in-Chief notes that no article exists in the editorial queue. An internal investigation regarding this printing mistake has gone under way. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [PROOF SHEET - MARKED UP] The layout team has circled the following inconsistencies with the article. 1. The column widths are misaligned. Human error, not machine. 2. Kerning irregularities form repeating shapes. 3. When overlaid, the shapes do not align consistently between copies. 4. There is an object or person in the background of the stock image that does not exist in the sample database. 5. The title is rather consistent. "Local man discovers something we all know too well." Editor-in-Chief's Notes are as follows. "This isn't a printing error, this is an intentional placement. No one will fess up. Internal review continues." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [EDITOR'S DRAFT] The following excerpt is an unsent note addressed to an apparent third party. The recipient address is unclear. "I don't know what it is. The content doesn't seem to make sense. But there's definitely a pattern in the distribution. I've seen it sprinkle itself in obituaries, gossip, even advertisements. It seems to want to hide in sections that aren't really read carefully. I swear I'm seeing it in everything I read too. Even what I write. Even this. I attempted to rephrase that sentence three times. Each draft resolved back into the same structure." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [READER LETTER - TRANSCRIBED] "Okay, I don't know what kind of sick joke this is. I don't subscribe to your worthless fucking tabloid. If this is from that discount membership, I don't want it. I just found your garbage on my kitchen table opened already. You creeps wrote an article about me. About my life, about what I do. I'm gonna sue your asses for harassment and stalking." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [INTERNAL EMAIL - SUBJECT: STOP RUNNING THIS] Regarding the internal email, the EiC wrote the following back to management. "We aren't running this. That is the issue. We have removed the pages, we have replaced the template, we have verified with photograph that the print files are loaded properly before distribution. It's still happening. The replacement pages now contain fragments of the same headline. You wanna yell at someone, yell at the distributor company. I'm sick of this." Shortly after this conversation, the Editor-in-Chief was replaced. Quietly demoted to a columnist for recipes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [PHOTO ARCHIVE - DESCRIPTION LOG] IMAGE ID: 8841-B CATALOGUE: Couple exiting grocery store, late evening. UPDATED DESCRIPTION: There appears to be an odd figure in the reflection of the glass. The figure is holding our newspaper. The issue is #442. The headline is visible. It is the same. In some copies, the figure appears to be smiling. In others, the face is indistinct or absent entirely. Few other details are available to be seen even with the jeweler's loupe. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [EDITORIAL ADDENDUM - HANDWRITTEN] The now-columnist has issued a hastily scrawled memo to the rest of his department. He writes the following. "I have begun to suspect that this isn't an article about a man. It is a structure that warps its way around the reader. It appears to correct for disbelief, just plausible enough to seep into your subconscious. Stop investigating, stop reading. We have already doomed ourselves by focusing on it this long." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [FINAL ISSUE - NEVER PUBLISHED] "We regret to inform our readers that an error has occurred in our recent publications. Disturbing, and potentially graphic content may appear inconsistently across issues. If you encounter such an article that seems familiar, but on a second read, you cannot read it again, searching for it has not produced favorable results. Continued attempts to reconcile discrepancies may result in further appearances of the material." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Marginalia] Scrawled on nearly every page of the editor's notebook, a compendium of historical events this particular editor had previously assisted with, are words. They come in many languages, but they translate roughly to 'Stop the presses' in all tongues. As you flip through the book, as though it were meant to be animated, there is the face of a man in the blank spaces without letters or symbols. He simply blinks back at you, knowing smirk. Each flip through is different. Sometimes he grows tired, or looks away. Sometimes he seems to speak. Occasionally, the sequence resolves into something resembling a message, though no two viewers have agreed on its content. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [A Warning to those who have read this documentation] If any portion of this documentation felt familiar, no further clarification will be provided. It is not spread through copying. It is spread solely by recognition. If this story seemed even just a bit familiar, it may be too late for you. We only advise you to stop noticing.
a challenge for my fans / tell me your favorite album or song i made and why / i'm trying to build up hype for the new album in 3 nights
m3n 4r3 so p4th3t1c. 1 lov3 1t. #nsfw?
i'm so glad my music makes you happy / thank you for your support
i wanna make people happy / every time i get positive feedback on my music i know deep in my pusher it's what i was hatched to do / i wanna give joy to everyone i can
i don't like having a job / but i don't like not having a job more
aren't y0u f0rgetting s0me0ne? :)
✿ i must be a pirate da way i treasure her chest #bars
♯kill ♯everyone ♯now
☆i forgƏt i havƏ a chittr account hƏlloo hƏlloo hƏlloo chittr hƏlloo☆
i forgot how much unemployment sucks / i need a job /
my posts have been slowing down because i've been really busy writing / new album in 3 nights / i'm so excited
sigh i love arguing with low8loods its cute
is this about the incest post because yeah me too :(//
Rent free. https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/Screenshot%202026-04-03%20103253.png
Local #eridanweek going to be taken over by tricksters
This keeps happening to me when I'm trying to get ready to go out. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/13/f3dde6799de96ac7510a280d8b82da293f955fb3.png
All that yap just too get me too poour milk oon him btw
Y4WWWNNNNNNN. 4nyon3 w4nt to ch4ll3ng3 m3 1n v1d3o g4m3z??? >8] 1'm f333l1n' comp3t1t1v3 4nd oh 1 br34k world r3cords 3v3ry d4y.
It'S FlourishinG. In ItS LanE. AnD I'm So HappY FoR It ^^
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It’s horny Friday, What’s got you feeling frisky?
I used too have this loowblooood that i used too poour milk oon and suck the milk back oout oof him and i used too slam him against walls and he woould make a looud thud
:33 < i didn't choose the pimp life. :33 < the pimp life chose me.
•ᴥ- i like when you give someone a little kiss and they get all shy. -‿- what are you being so cute for? -ᴥ•
Sad news! @spadesSlick has passed away recently, the cause being an alcohol overdose We send our best wishes to his not so secret wife @bubbleBlower , his secret gay lover @draconianDignitary , his other secret gay lover @misterSeven ,his backup gay lover @itChy , his son @courtyardDroll and his ex lover @blackestQuasar . Hope you all get through this Stay tuned RIP
If they willingly went to #eridanweek, are they truly really worthy of life?
<body> ** i am not fucking weird for using retro computer hardware. BIOTECH HUSKTOPS ARE THE LOGICAL ENDPOINT OF PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE. i am sick and tired of spineless consumerpilled cucks trying to act all cute about my "ancestor ass set up" while posting off a device that's going to literally rot within a few sweeps. fuck biotech i crave the stability and purity of metal and silicon. </body>
Mind still addled from last night, but at least I'm remembering to put this tag here before I post and now I think I'm rambling how does one even ramble on a chittr post anyway here's some ass #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/15/b914d915ea29bc25991dabb6db4f10eecd481d3b.png
iif ii dii2appear wwiithout 2ayiin anythiin,, iit wwa2 davve wwiith the almo2t 18k kull count..
ii havve no fuckiin affectiion,, only hate..
dii2gu2tiin,, nevver call me that evver agaiin..
miight do wwhat hal diid and block back people wwho blocked me lol.. make2 2crolliin ea2iier..
already havve 2ome people blocked but that"2 becau2e they actually pii22ed me the fuck off..
you"re fuckiin amaziin..
noo ii2n"t iit kult.. liike a really loww kult number..
YOU HAvvvvE ALMO2T 18K KULL IT I2N"T FAIR!!
come on fefeta ju2t a liittle hate react plea2e..
2top liikiing and piityiing thii2 chiitt!!
ii need you people twwo boo2t my kull 2core iit2 unbeliievvably loww.. ii need twwo beat out the davve human..
:33 < H33h33, okay, I'll post a little something to commemorate last nyaight... Don't get too excited now.. or do! I like it when mew squirm <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31472237ae97.jpg
wh4t 1s up g4m3rz????? slow t1m3 4t th1s t1m3!! >8]
some trolls beliIieve iIim agaiIinst the caste system and a traiIitor to the empiIire but they havent consiIidered iIit was just a prank
thank god it's over.
1 c4n b3 your f4vor1t3 l3g3nd4ry mount. #nsfw
:33< so a pirate captain walks into a bar a big ships wh33l sticking out of his pants :33< the bartendpurr asks "whats up with the ships wh33l?" :33< the pirate respawnds :33< "Yar! its driving me nuts!" :33< #nsfw ish
your body 1s l1k3 4n op3n world th4t 1 would n3v3r stop 3xplor1ng. #nsfw
inspired by @alopecoidtenacity - a rly cute n bad idea just came 2 me 1 pickup line 4 every1 on tha hemospectrum here we go ~redblood~ hon ur so drop dead gorgeous ur gonna have 2 deal w/ me hittin u up from beyond tha grave ~bronzeblood~ u bring out tha animal in me so i hope u dont mind if i rub up against u n purr ~goldblood~ u can feel theres a spark between us so bring me closer w ur magnetic charm n lets make em fly ~limeblood~ did u kno i have a green thumb? ya these fingers can make u bloom all tha colors of the rainbow ~oliveblood~ r u a huntress? cuz i can feel ur claws diggin inside of me n i dont ever wanna get away ~jadeblood~ hun i dont need 2 b a grub 2 understand why i wanna call u mommy ~tealblood~ officer ive been v bad n i need 2 to hold me against these cell bars n whisper me my rights in2 my ear ~ceruleanblood~ u make me feel like i got venom in my veins n the only antidote is u ~indigoblood~ if u carry me in ur arms well both get a workout ull never forget ~purpleblood~ why dont u keep honkin @ me n ill give u smth else 2 squeeze bby ~violetblood~ when ur not around darlin im feelin so rudderless like im drownin ~fushiablood~ r u a queen? cuz i wanna spend every night of my life servin u ~anonbloods~ im glad u know how 2 keep a secret cuz im tempted 2 leave a couple marks on u that ur def gonna have 2 hide ~bouns round! cherubs~ babe u got me hypnotized w/ those swirls, u better start commandin me 2 do ur bidding #nsfw obvi
H3y baby if you 3v3r g3t lon3ly ju2t know my mouth will alway2 b3 b3tt3r than your hand #n2fw
Ar3 you a 23a lion? Cau23 id lik3 to 23a you lion in my b3d
I Hope You Can Remember My Name Because You’ll Be Screaming It Later. #nsfw
hey girl are yyo fortnite becauZe. uhhhhhh. youre my #1 victory royale #gottem
alrite u bitches im fukin tired so im goin to sleep ;o seeya hoes <3 ;P
honestly i jus wanna see sum cock nd pussay ;o #nsfw
back in college i lived off campus with a pet cat and live-in boyfriend. whenever i would baby talk the cat, the boyfriend would respond too. i wont say i dont miss having a grown man respond to "here kitty kitty."
This "Eridanweek" seems to be a problem to a lots of people.
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
Was the s;te hosted from #er;danweek? That nuke's h;tt;ng hard.
As at least three Repitonian citizens were in attendance at #EridanWeek during the bombing, Corporate has begun an independent investigation into the circumstances regarding this heinous act.∞
I still feel I should red miles #eridanweek
yaoi nd troll cher will nvr distract me fromm the truth
who want 2 go in the shower n scrub me down while i stnd there n dissociate n look like a zombie lmao #nsfw ish
i hope it goes 4 u next wipe 2 babes 🙏🙏🙏
uugggghhh, 1'v3 b33n soooo p3nt up l4t3ly. >8/ #nsfw m4yb3?
D—> https://cdn.pluralkit.me/images/ua/zgy7sapmyu4wjop2ly5472nm.webp Here’s my pfp! I made it myself!
WELL, WELL, WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE BITCH @TRENDYGNOSTALGIC HAS SEEN THE LIGHT OF REASON. AND, CONSEQUENTLY. DECIDED TO JOIN #THEFELT. AS THE NEWEST MEMBER, OF MY GAGGLE OF BITCHES. HOO HOO HOO. MY INFLUENCE GROWS. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME!
Be first in line for that cads butt whooping and youll get a full frontal view of the action my good man. 🔫🔫;)
>>| .a need for three purplebloods gangbanging .in .every .opened .orifice, .is what .i need for this .evening, yet not .a single matesprit nor highblood near my hive. life's so cruel that .it let's you down to .only .imagining. #nsfw
:33 < burpurr.... https://media.tenor.com/h-5k98y4fhqaaaam/cat-buh.gif
:33 < colors... :33 < squares... https://media.tenor.com/h-5k98y4fhqaaaam/cat-buh.gif
B;33 < felt cute and all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89124719ae98.png
:33 < Had to help someone to.. completion, since they got too excited in my PMs.. #nsfw
sOMETIMES, wHEN i AM SCARED, mY FRIENDS OFFER ME, a tAVROS tREAT, iN EXCHANGE FOR, mY BRAVERY, aND IF i STILL DO NOT, gO, tHEY SAY, tHEY'LL GIVE ME TWO tAVROS tREATS, aND, bOY HOWDY, dOES THAT ALWAYS, dO THE TRICK,
{its like they'll give a license to anyone with functioning graspers}
i HAD, cEREAL,
:33 < Secretary of Degeneracy solidarity!! Here's some more furrisky pictures of yours mewly <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/521042862175.jpg
Lazy morning. I wish I could stay like this forever, but I actually /have/ things to do today. Curses. Posts/replies may be slower than usual today, but at least I leave you with this. I'll still tag it #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/8/dee77a215d88a22cd4217bf01c7d684348de23d2.jpg
<body> ** ordering melons to some guy's house via mechanical drone delivery. told them in the instructions to just trickshot the things into the window. </body>
1'm st1ll soooooo n4k3d rn. why 1s 1t lowk3y b3tt3r th4n b31ng cloth3d??? #nsfw
1'v3 b33n cook1ng th1s up for 4 l1ttl3 b1t!! hop3 1t w4s worth th3 w41t 1f you s4w my l4st post. >8] #nsfw [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/66634324fc6d.jp3g
<body> ** putting him in the database of every college and university as an alumni so they ask him for donations too. </body>
~felt cute <3 #gore #culling #lookhovvgoodilookthough https://files.catbox.moe/g6b5o5.jpeg
got my hands on some NIP, MEEOWWW...!!~ #substance https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/67771366_85K4fb4lOi5anSB.png
<body> ** someone just tried to blackmail me by saying they knew where i lived, and that they'd doxx me if i didn't pay up. lmao. guy pulled up an ip in the middle of the fuckin windswept wastes. virgin cuck wannabe "hackers" should hone their skills on old ladies and kids on minecraft before stepping to the big fish. </body>
hehe like wut u c?~ ;) #selfie #model #onlyfins https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ded49391f6c8.png
:33 < caught purrezi lacking at #purridanw33k https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/980b4bfa2050.jpg
Thank you, alleviating the surplus and balancing the economy is my utmost priority, outside of preserving capitalism.
I see the Supreme Court has declared the AAA unconstitutional. I have revised the bill to include the burning of 100% of american crops unstead. There is not surplus if there is no crops.
It has come to my attention President Barak Trollbama is engaging in inappropriate relationships while in the Oval Office. My fellow americans this is how communism spreads.
Nono we would never joke about stuff
no offense but like making 263626 chitts every single fucking second and pollute everyones feed isnt very nice @ first time i blocked someone on all accs @ too damn annoying
▼that sounds lame as fuck▲
To those of you who are sharp, and agitated. Rolling about this platform or in your life. Your spines rub against the surfaces of everything you touch, you mar, you scratch, your damage. Yet, there will be a whetstone out there for you. Someone who can sharpen these little edges of yours and in kind you may reciprocate by directing this sharpened anger out and about. Do not dull yourself on sandpaper to that you may lose your features. Refine yourself with someone who enhances your unique qualities.
im full of #love and #light but off leash dogs running full speed toward me nearly changed that this morning
Lunch break! I got macaroni salad! #aprilnormalday
The Last Individual Who Used My Label Maker To Affix Their Childs Name To Their Thorax Did Not Put It Back In Its Rightful Place So If You Are Only Arriving To The Caverns Now You Are Going To Just Have To Use A Sharpie Or Something
Hello Again Everyone I Am Going To Kindly Remind You Once Again That If You Intend To Bring Your Child To Take Your Grub To Work Day Today That You Absolutely Must Label Them
god this is fun. i love to sow. sure hope i dont wind up reaping!
~actually you’re so right! i’m glad such a mature burgundy is speaking out #lies #joke #aprilfools
#eridanwweek is ovver haha you wwish aprils fools assholes