♦ pitied by @surlyTabloid
he was a wonderful playwr1ght so 1 thank you for th1s response.
O)( my cod. My pan.
♯patience the ♯perverts will always ♯posttitties&ass at some ♯point perhaps within the next ♯hour ♯lmfao ♯nsfw ♯(justgoregleityourself???)
:33 < mewr alternative is dying in the woods :33 < so i'd figure it out if i were mew :33
shut the fuck up, i said no yelling. if you're going to talk to me, unquirk, and if you're not going to unquirk, don't talk to me.
:33< t33h33 :33< in a sexy way? :33< #nsfw ish
>=>}Wow, Its Almost Like We Are Well KCnown For Our Stunning Personalities -9-
:33< we do that yeah :33< like a mold
wWw i have no idea what do you mean by that but zztop wWw
im gonna hold your hand when i tell you this... 5'2 is itty bitty
IVE bEEn caLLEd fruIty what doEsthat mEan
✿ btw can u guys tell me when eridan week is over so it can be my epic turn. #glurpiweek
4GHHHH SHUT UP!!
Leather ith uthually graded by the texture. Tho a cow with an abundance of water would be 'A' rated While a cow with a lack of water would be 'D' hide rated
she bounce on iIit liIike an iIinviIinciIible tiIiktok ediIit #nsfw
I do not desire you in any romantic sense; my aim is solely to illumin8te and guide others, sharing the knowledge I have amassed over the centuries.
Ch4t, how do 1 b4g 4 b4dd13, 4s th3y s4y.
da hate bot is quite kinkaaay~~~ i lik it ;) #nsfw
[|||] making a cute jade girl blush is a pretty good accomplishment, and she's real nice too~ feels like the start of an iiiiiinteresting friendship~
AH. ELECTRICITY CONDuCTIVE uRINE. IT IS SO SIMPLE. YET. SO EFFECTIVE. WHY DID I NOT THINK OF IT SOONER?
Unfortunately.
A SECOND WATERMELON PROJECTILE HAS BEEN LAUNCHED FROM THE TREBUCHET.
The best of my chickens. Do Not call me weird. I am normal. You're the freak. You freak. #nsfw #taxidermy https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/Untitled12_20260402083225.jpeg
it amazes me how many trolls never look into the basics of alternian traffic laws. Do they think they put blinkers on buggies for fun???????
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
scenario where ur a cute pathetic dork that keeps goonin 2 my posts on chittr but ur too shy 2 talk to me. then i approach u directly n start flirting w u aggresively and u get super flustered and worked up and then i edge u mercilessly 4 hours until ur whimpering and begging for relief sent chitt #nsfw #nsfwe
