Costar Treign
@surlyTabloid
LOCAL RESLAUGHTER AND WRITER RUNNING NUMEROUS BLOGS. NOT BIASED. AT ALL. #FAKE #NEWS
Earlay in the mornin' https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/17/7637965c7a50e9979917e23a4ccaf3bcc58e6cb5.png #nsfw
♰ good evening glad to see less finheads on my feed, a nicer way to wake up. ♰
for the record i have a human dick. since i saw a lot of people think i have a dog one. that's another version of me you're thinking off. i'm all human down there #nsfw
I PUT A BRONZE BLOOD IN A MAZE AND NOW I'M WATCHING THE DUMBASS ESCAPE
DON’T DO THAT TO THE BRONZES. #USEAGOLDORSOMETHING
wWw juzzt learned my ancezztor wazz a horrible perzzon. probably. uh wWw
wWw don't think i can outdo zzleeping with like half of the alternia'zz population wWw
ME. I AM AMAZING. PRAISE YOUR GOD. #VAGUEHORSESHIT
WENT TO A PUBLIC FILM SCREENING. OR AS HUMANS WOULD CALL IT. A CINEMA. BITCH PARTY BEHIND ME. WOULDN’T SHUT UP. WE NEED TO CULL. THOSE WHO TALK DURING FILMS. #STFU
GLAMOROUSLY 5’2 FEET TALL. IM FAR MORE EXOTIC. AND RARE THAN THE STANDARD ALTERNIAN.
IVE bEEn caLLEd fruIty what doEsthat mEan
https://i.postimg.cc/PqT8c9jC/Untitled228-20260403234705.png NIGHT IS GOING GOOD!!!
Found some roadkill on my walk. Pulled it to the side. I'm going to check on it every other day and take its bones once the scavengers do their bidding! I'll keep everyone updated.
REMINDS ME OF THAT LOWBLOOD. ROADKILL I FOUND.
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CANT GO TO HELL. CAUSE IM ALREADY FUCKING HERE. THIS PLACE SUCKS SHIT.
@surlyTabloid #horrorprompt #horror #writing #eridanweek "Circulation Error" The following editorial fragments are attributed to an unnamed tabloid editor. [INTERNAL MEMO - NOT FOR PRINT] Three separate calls have come in regarding Issue #442. Each caller insisted on the following facts: 1. The same article was printed on multiple non-adjacent pages in repetition. 2. The photograph accompanying it differs in each instance. 3. The headline is unchanged, but the printing block was never made. "Local man discovers something that knows him as well." The Editor-in-Chief notes that no article exists in the editorial queue. An internal investigation regarding this printing mistake has gone under way. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [PROOF SHEET - MARKED UP] The layout team has circled the following inconsistencies with the article. 1. The column widths are misaligned. Human error, not machine. 2. Kerning irregularities form repeating shapes. 3. When overlaid, the shapes do not align consistently between copies. 4. There is an object or person in the background of the stock image that does not exist in the sample database. 5. The title is rather consistent. "Local man discovers something we all know too well." Editor-in-Chief's Notes are as follows. "This isn't a printing error, this is an intentional placement. No one will fess up. Internal review continues." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [EDITOR'S DRAFT] The following excerpt is an unsent note addressed to an apparent third party. The recipient address is unclear. "I don't know what it is. The content doesn't seem to make sense. But there's definitely a pattern in the distribution. I've seen it sprinkle itself in obituaries, gossip, even advertisements. It seems to want to hide in sections that aren't really read carefully. I swear I'm seeing it in everything I read too. Even what I write. Even this. I attempted to rephrase that sentence three times. Each draft resolved back into the same structure." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [READER LETTER - TRANSCRIBED] "Okay, I don't know what kind of sick joke this is. I don't subscribe to your worthless fucking tabloid. If this is from that discount membership, I don't want it. I just found your garbage on my kitchen table opened already. You creeps wrote an article about me. About my life, about what I do. I'm gonna sue your asses for harassment and stalking." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [INTERNAL EMAIL - SUBJECT: STOP RUNNING THIS] Regarding the internal email, the EiC wrote the following back to management. "We aren't running this. That is the issue. We have removed the pages, we have replaced the template, we have verified with photograph that the print files are loaded properly before distribution. It's still happening. The replacement pages now contain fragments of the same headline. You wanna yell at someone, yell at the distributor company. I'm sick of this." Shortly after this conversation, the Editor-in-Chief was replaced. Quietly demoted to a columnist for recipes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [PHOTO ARCHIVE - DESCRIPTION LOG] IMAGE ID: 8841-B CATALOGUE: Couple exiting grocery store, late evening. UPDATED DESCRIPTION: There appears to be an odd figure in the reflection of the glass. The figure is holding our newspaper. The issue is #442. The headline is visible. It is the same. In some copies, the figure appears to be smiling. In others, the face is indistinct or absent entirely. Few other details are available to be seen even with the jeweler's loupe. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [EDITORIAL ADDENDUM - HANDWRITTEN] The now-columnist has issued a hastily scrawled memo to the rest of his department. He writes the following. "I have begun to suspect that this isn't an article about a man. It is a structure that warps its way around the reader. It appears to correct for disbelief, just plausible enough to seep into your subconscious. Stop investigating, stop reading. We have already doomed ourselves by focusing on it this long." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [FINAL ISSUE - NEVER PUBLISHED] "We regret to inform our readers that an error has occurred in our recent publications. Disturbing, and potentially graphic content may appear inconsistently across issues. If you encounter such an article that seems familiar, but on a second read, you cannot read it again, searching for it has not produced favorable results. Continued attempts to reconcile discrepancies may result in further appearances of the material." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Marginalia] Scrawled on nearly every page of the editor's notebook, a compendium of historical events this particular editor had previously assisted with, are words. They come in many languages, but they translate roughly to 'Stop the presses' in all tongues. As you flip through the book, as though it were meant to be animated, there is the face of a man in the blank spaces without letters or symbols. He simply blinks back at you, knowing smirk. Each flip through is different. Sometimes he grows tired, or looks away. Sometimes he seems to speak. Occasionally, the sequence resolves into something resembling a message, though no two viewers have agreed on its content. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [A Warning to those who have read this documentation] If any portion of this documentation felt familiar, no further clarification will be provided. It is not spread through copying. It is spread solely by recognition. If this story seemed even just a bit familiar, it may be too late for you. We only advise you to stop noticing.
m3n 4r3 so p4th3t1c. 1 lov3 1t. #nsfw?
SO TRUE. #TRUTHNUKE #BEINGPATHETIC
i wanna make people happy / every time i get positive feedback on my music i know deep in my pusher it's what i was hatched to do / i wanna give joy to everyone i can
this app needs better functionality im still seein land lickin dirtscrapers post about wwhatevver the fuck gimme a delete button
i forgot how much unemployment sucks / i need a job /
