Costar Treign
@surlyTabloid
CELEBRITY RESLAUGHTER AND WRITER RUNNING NUMEROUS BLOGS. NOT BIASED. AT ALL. #FAKE #NEWS
Casper. ( NOTE TO SELF: Expand on Casper, figure out what to do next. ) #TheScript
ARTIST QUIT. SO I’VE BEEN DOING MY OWN ART. FOR THE WEEKLY UPDATES AND REPORTS. AND UH. YIKES.
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Blows up pancakes with mind.
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Long day of doing nothing 8ut gam8ling, getting drunk, and telling people online to commit #suicide. #girl8oss #su8stance
Addendum tx my prixr pxst!!! Dxn't call dames B*tches!!! Cxmmxn sense!!! >:(((
I have 8een requested to provide a proper historical framing of Chittr.ing. A dangerous proposition, naturally. Ah yessssssss. A common tragedy. The platform itself was created 8y Mocali Flaske, though “created” is perhaps too simplistic a term. One does not merely construct a place such as Chittr.ing. One opens a door and hopes reality survives the resulting draft. You see, Mocali has tapped into something far 8eyond what any old hemoanonymous troll should 8e fully capa8le of on say, Alternia. Which leads me to 8elieve that there are powers at play 8eyond Mocali's inherent influence over the platform. At surface level, the site resem8les a fairly standard social media platform. Users post updates, engage in arguments, announce romances, fa8ricate dramas, and conduct ela8orate pu8lic humiliations of one another. Entirely ordinary 8ehavior, naturally. Of course, there are the occasional hiccups. Irregularities occur when you examine 8eyond the surface level performance of the we8site. It would appear that there are possi8ly some powers at play here that exist 8eyond the scale of which one may find themselves comprehending. See: 10,002 Gru8s, Gl'8goly8, the various GrimDarks, and Troll8ama. Through means that remain intentionally am8iguous, the site permits communication 8etween multiple timelines, universes, narrative continuities, sessions, doomed 8ranches, post-canon realities, and fictional cosmologies simultaneously. The resulting population center of a8ject failures com8ined with the masses of more incensed timelines results in a 8rooding conflict of what is true. Entire worlds have esta8lished persistent cultural presences there. Alternia exports its usual social hostility and hemospectrum politics. 8eforus contri8utes aggressively therapeutic social structures and decorative excess. Earth C remains a fascinating 8lend of post-victory exhaustion and reconstructionism. Then there are the transient locations. Repiton has manifested in several iterations, each equally unsta8le and theatrically self-important. Matesprit Island 8riefly attempted to esta8lish itself as a romantic paradise 8efore collapsing 8eneath the sheer weight of quadrant disasters and emotionally charged su8tweeting. Angel’s Nutrition 8lock remains one of the more psychologically confusing communal projects to emerge from the platform, though admittedly not the least successful. The site has also hosted numerous historical events. Eridan Week, for instance, 8egan as an appreciation movement for Eridan Ampora and escalated into a cross-timeline sociological incident involving poetry, discourse, pu8lic meltdowns, quadrant negotiations, and at least one individual achieving God Tier under circumstances no one involved fully understood. The Midnight City Gala represented a comparatively elegant affair. Vast num8ers of attendees arrived from noir-inspired universes and adjacent timelines to engage in formal dancing, political maneuvering, dramatic flirting, and highly stylized emotional suppression 8eneath neon skylines. It was, 8y Chittr standards, remarka8ly civilized. Naturally, much of the platform’s identity is shaped 8y its recurring personalities. Rankmaid occupies a particularly fascinating role within the ecosystem. Temporal awareness, literary self-consciousness, emotional am8iguity, and su8tle manipulative tendencies have rendered her something 8etween an archivist and an ur8an legend. Conversations with her tend to leave lasting psychological residue. One rarely notices this immediately. Jane Crocker remains equally compelling for entirely different reasons. Depending upon the continuity o8served, she may appear as corporate empress, exhausted executive, domestic monarch, or emotionally collapsing pu8lic relations machine. Her statements frequently 8egin with immaculate composure 8efore quietly unraveling into deeply personal hostility. This has 8ecome something of a spectator sport among long-term users. And then, of course, there is Casper Cooper. A... troll. An irritant. Possi8ly one of the most important figures ever to emerge from the site. Casper Cooper developed notoriety through a very specific skillset: interrupting extremely serious personalities at the exact moment they 8ecome most emotionally invested in their own narratives. He inserts a8surdity into solemn declarations with surgical precision. Royal announcements, existential confessions, villainous monologues, political crises, cosmic revelations. None remain untouched. The truly remarka8le aspect is that many major personalities eventually 8egan treating his interruptions as an unavoida8le law of nature rather than an individual action. Which, I suspect, says far more a8out Chittr.ing than it does a8out him. Ultimately, the platform has evolved 8eyond mere socialization. It functions as a living mythology engine. Identities are performed there so consistently that they eventually calcify into something genuine. Irony mutates into sincerity. Fictional personas acquire emotional permanence. And perhaps most importantly of all, everyone involved eventually stops asking where the performance ends.
TRULY HONORED TO EXPERIENCE CHITTR DOT ING’S CASPER ERA.
bark! bark! bark! bark! bark! bark! bark! bark! bark!
So, who wants to volunteer to push down on my thighs while i sit on my shoulders after slathering myself in peanut butter? Applications open! #nsfw
Remember when 160 was a death sentence for ole chittr? My how the times have changed.
gAmBy iS ToO SmAlL, gAmBy wOuLd nEeD To bE BiGgEr tO Be rEcOgNiZeD. GaMbY Is fInE WiTh sIzE. GaMbY Is hOnK-SoUlEd.
#widewednesday may be 0ver but there is always #thickerthursday when im not busy at least.
X One of these nights I should actually buy a hive and stop living out of my office x
✐ᝰ I cannot stress this enough: Peanut Butter Sandwich ᝰᝰ
EVERY DAY I SEE MORE AND MORE NON TROLLS ON THE SOCIAL NETWORK FOR TROLLS.
IT’S NOT A PROBLEM IT’S IRONIC THAT IT’S STILL CALLED THAT.
I am pitifully holding out my glass.
i make trolls tremble, yet i have no form. i bring forth screams, but i produce no sound. what am i?
Oh shit, I'm like Bitter tonight.