♠ hated by @surlyTabloid
@ssurlyTaabloiid iitss aa compliiment why would you mediiaate thaat II taake iit baack now
UR NOT AWEZOME U ZTINK KINDA N IM ZWAGGER AND COOLER AND AWEZOMER DAN U LOLOLOL
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C4r4m3l p0pc0rn d0nu7 15 n07 v3ry 900d.
hg|hbloods r cool :)
↗️IF YOUR RESPONSE TO BEING CALLED UNEMPLOYED IS TO RESPOND BY LISTING ANY VARIATION OF SELF EMPLOYMENT↗️ ↘️you are just outwardly admitting to your unemployment, but with additional↘️ ↗️(MORE STUPID)↗️ ↘️steps.↘️
⚇ No matter where you sit on the issue. ⚇ Y'all motherfuckers are unrealistically confident in shouting down the social order. ⚇ Do y'all *wanna* be culled? ⚇ Either that or you're Earth-C posers tryna cosplay and you ain't in any danger in the first place. ⚇
I find that purplebl♠♠dz ♠ften unzettle a l♠t ♠f caztez. It'z underztandable. Ezpecially th♠ze wh♠ f♠ll♠w the w♠rdz ♠f the Mezziahz.
photo finish! once again, our number one seed only barely manages to movwe to the next round. jade beats roxy by a single wvote! sorry blondie, youre out. next up vwe got another intense match! the les8ifins, as some vweirdos call em. meenah peixes wvs. aranea serket! greed against pride, skinny beach against the yapper. wvhos gonna come out on top? also, wvhos hotter? #suggestiwve for the propaganda belovw. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for aranea
READING ONTO THE RECORD! everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. their distraction is your advantage
CL0WN P05071NG?? WHWH3R3 CLCL0WN
⧃ Casper has everyone wrapped around his raisin-grease covered fingers.
I didnt realise pe0ple were this flav0ur 0f degenerate. N0w if i p0sted ab0ut my piggly wigglies that w0uld have made sense.
GOOD POZT
I LIKE THIZ CHITT
YEAH
TRUE #TRUE
I am not arguing with people who can get 1v1'd by a fucking pistachio.
(=^･⩊･^=) < H33H33!! HOOHOO! HAAHAA!!
i cannot be mogged
ok i like eating celery wiff peanut butter hello
I miss my FUCKING m8sprit!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!
I THIBK I MIGHT BE A BOY BUT ION GOT TIME FOR THAT 🙏🙏🙏 ON DAT #TF2GRIND
BREAKING NEWS: A reminder if you have a new story you would like to submit you can do so via our pinned post. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
if i started posting bulge pics and thirst traps youd all be clamoring to get into my dms, but iwve got a lil something called class and pride. you hawve to *earn* seeing my junk. #nsfvw
NO NEVRRR XD
BREAKING NEWS: Loyalty is for suckers, betray your friends, cheat in all your quadrants, we don't have a third example. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
i don't remember having available badges let's see oh my goodness.
wwhen she assumes the guzzlin squat to gobble your sea slug an her knees creak #wwould #nsfww #milf #acoustics
fucking stupid cats...
+ The w*y th*t sxme xf yxu cxnduct yxurselves xnline, xne wxuld think yxu were b*rely xut xf yxur first mxlt. - + Hxw s*d fxr yxu. =
📺 Ask b𐌏𐌗es? S𐌏unds fun. If I see any, I will try t𐌏 send a questi𐌏n 𐌏r tw𐌏.
Evil afternoon.
WAKING UP AT 12 AM IZ A PRIVILEGE ONLY THE UNEMPLOYED HAVE 🙏🙏 HAHA IMAGINE HAVING 2 WAKE UP EARLY BC U HAV A...*A JOB*!!!!!1!1!1 BAHAHAHHXHAHAGA ZUCKZ TO ZUCK FUCKERZ LOLOLOL #CW-JOB-MENTION
Casper also seems to be having fun. So. That's a win for the. Evil English Agenda.
To the tro// who avoided death by my hand today... you cannot run forever from the /ong b/ade of the /aw. The next time I see you... I wi// not hesitate. Tch... Why break the /aw anyhow, if you are not prepared to face judgement? Running is a coward's move... I shou/d have fo//owed that tro// for /onger, but I decided it wou/d not be prudent to do so. I wi// find them another day.
I'M NOT TAKING MY SNEAKER'S OFF, I AM SNEAKERS O'TOOLE.
BREAKING NEWS: We didn't choose this, the viewers did, after two cullings yes but our point remains. And as I said I would have preferred our purple blood back up. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
:33 < i thought fucker gaymax was brave :33 < turns meowt hes a coward
BREAKING NEWS: wE can'T havE a hosT toO loW oN thE spectruM nO onE woulD takE uS seriouslY THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: nO we'lL culL thaT onE toO THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
if you’re over 6’0” i just need you to know that you’re unnatural #shame
.i mean ,aside from crusty dusty shitposting rustY .you are also crusty dusty shitposting assholE .crusty dusty shitposting grumpasS .crusty dusty shitposting employeE .crusty dusty shitposting burnouT
shoes so divine i cut holes out the front to let my pigglies out. flip-flop shoe-crocs. i.m the meanest to ever do it.
Why are people talking about a Cueball? Are we having a Pool tournament?
꧁newbling courtesy of mynewbestfriend @caliBorn꧂
YES DIVA. HAVE A SHRIEKING HARPY MELTDOWN ON YOUR CHEATING WHORE IN PUBLIC. IT ALWAYS DOES NUMBERS. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY. IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY. DESIRABLE. ATTRACTIVE. AND MENTALLY SANE. #PROTIP #MEWHENILIE #GIRLPROBLEMS #VAGUECHITT.
Why would I work to prove anything about you, Costar? You are, as some of your compatriots would say, light work. Indigoblood, self-declared lead reporter for the LLT, public tip line in your MDs, 8,627 Kult, 13,777 Kull, 66 Followers, and 110 Following. You are a middle weight public-nuisance, not even visible enough to matter. You are loud, and you frame yourself as a reporter. Yet your news is the usual Chittr panrot drivel, LLT delays, tip-line nonsense, anonymous weirdness, and your own suffering. You seem to have founded a newspaper solely so you can have your own discredited as a source for your arguments. Core Traits: Irresponsible Reporter. Engagement Baiting Poorly and Shamelessly. Chittr Gossip is your public utility. Self-conscious about making bad posts, but not in a way that prevents you from doing it. Easily dragged into discourse. Loud exterior, yet quick to fold into bashful mannerisms when teased. You like to be seen as ridiculous, but only on your own terms. You are not one of the old-guard Chuds. You are not foundational in any sense. Relationship to Phuntr: You have a clean comedy dynamic. Phuntr reacts to your life like he's discovered you have a second job as an apothecary. You don't even let yourself hold power when Phuntr implies you do. "NOT MUCH POWERE HERE TO OLD, MAN." That tells me everything I need to know about you. Relationship to Kryqus: You primarily overlap through Team Chud and public ecology more than anything else. You are present around Kryqus's posts. You also claim that the elections were rigged. You are tangential at best. Weaknesses / pressure points: You are vulnerable to relevancy. When you're forced to admit LLT is just you, you seem to falter. You also seem sensitive to the quality of your own posting. You complain about others making worse posts than you because it makes you self-conscious. A very specific and useful insecurity.
CAZPERZ ONLY PERZONALITY TRAITZ:
((Just finished an artfight attack, figured the #kryqusheads on chittr might like this one https://i.ibb.co/s9sz8J71/200-sin-t-tulo-20260701210708.jpg
heh hey my friend thinks ur cute https://i.postimg.cc/43PYPQb8/IMG-3352.jpg #cw-spider
scratch n sniff wwhere i claww you horribly and huff your pits #nsfww
man i LOVE scrollin thru my everything and interests feed to catch up with what y'all been up to while i was asleep <3 i feel like im like. an antkeeper. n yall are like. my lil ant pets in my big ole glass container. watching yall scurrying around hehehhehe x3c
put the tiger on the table and SCREAM AT IT
I didn't knoow what yuri i'm suppoosed too draw soo i made myself a girl hoope that's ookay @hemooptysisCyanide is that enoough too make yoou foorgive me foor whatever the fuck i did too yoou i doon't wanna fight anymoore
SOMEPOEMN SAID I WAS A MNAGO AND ANDM IF THEY ASLO ADDED MUSTARD TO TEH MANGO WOUILD RESULT INM E
chicken and waffles for breakfast today. god frying at home is annoying but it came out superb.
BRO I LITERALLY MADE A POZT ZAYIN THIZ TOO LMAO WAT KINDA NAME IZ RUNNIT
what the turnip.
circ}e g}asses r }ike~ so cute }o} >w<
ZHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UP YOU PIECE OF ZHIT
hes off again, sigh. wwhat a day.. he'll be back soon hopefully wwe can talk it all out
🔪 I do good?
:33< girls kissing :33< girls pissing :33< girls hissing :33< girls missing :33< girls dissing :33< girls :33< #suggestive #nsfw ish
y0u’re 4b0ut t0 get cl1pped by 4n 4lph4 w1th 4 c0ld he4rt… ♪͙͘͡ ★ #1mthe4lph4 #1mthele4der
vwhoa... didnt realize i vwas such an empath.
IT HAS BEEN SAID BEFORE. THAT ONE MuST MAINTAIN AT ALL TIMES. A REALISTIC ASSESSMENT OF WHAT ONE IS CAPABLE OF. THAT MAY BE TRuE FOR SOME. BuT WHAT IS TRuE FOR OTHERS. IS NOT TRuE FOR @divinaCommedia. THERE ARE FEW WORDS. THAT CAN EMPHASIZE THE KIND OF BRILLIANCE. A SHEER uNMITIGATED ASS PERFORATING BADASS LIKE @divinaCommedia EXEMPLIFIES. THOuGH PERHAPS. AN ESPECIALLY CANDID LAuGH. INSPIRED ENTIRELY BY THIS WICKED BAD BITCH. WILL SuFFICE. ִ ࣪𖤐 HEEHEE. ִ ࣪𖤐 HOOHOO. ִ ࣪𖤐 HAAHAA. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑ ALL MuST STAND BEARING WITNESS TO THE. FEATS. OF AN uNCANNILY DREAD INSPIRING NATuRE THAT TOOK PLACE BETWEEN THE HOuRS OF JuST EARLIER AND RIGHT ABOuT NOW ACTuALLY. WHAT HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. NO. WHAT HAS BECOME OF A CLOWN WHO AHS EXCEEDED THE REIGN OF THE CIRCuS RING. THE CARNIVAL AND ITS MOST NEBuLOuSLY NEFARIOuS FuCKING CORNER. IS A THING TO BEHOLD. AND BE HOLD YOu SHALL BE. HOLD TO THE STANDARDS YOu HAVE SET. TO THE VIOLENCE AND MuTILATION YOu HAVE INSPIRED. TO THE BRuTAL AND ALL BRuTALIZING INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR VIOLENCE AND uNMAKING. IN THIS LIFE. AND ALL THAT FOLLOWS. YOu WILL WALK AMONGST THE CARNAGE AND WRETCHED RuIN WITH A SKIP IN YOuR STEP AT THE SENSATION OF ALL BENEATH IT CRuMBLING TO ASH AND DuST AND SPLINTERED BONE. AN ESPECIALLY WISE TROLL ONCE REMARKED. DO YOu EVER JuST STARE AT YOuR HANDS. AND REALIZE THE ENDLESS THINGS ONE CAN DO WITH THEM? LIKING EVERYTHING. I HAVE EVER SAID AND POSTED. IS ONE SuCH THING THAT CAN BE DONE WITH THEM. QuITE EFFORTLESSLY IN FACT. II SHOuLD HOPE THAT THIS PILGRIMMAGE. THIS RELIGIOuS CONVICTION. THIS TRANSFORMATIVE JOuRNEY. WAS ONE OF EXTREME AND uNREPENTENT MEANING. AND RESOLuTE PuRPOSE TO YOu. I HOPE THAT YOu ARE INSPIRED. TO BE BAPTISED AGAIN AND AGAIN IN THE BLOOD OF YOuR. OF OuR ENEMIES. ANYONE WHO DOES NOT FuCK WITH YOu. SIMPLY DOESN'T GET THE JOKE. AND THAT DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR THEM. IN THE AFTERLIFE TO COME. FOR ALL WHO FALL SHY. OF THE SHADOW. OF MY LOFTILY LOOMING PIMP HAND. THAT WILL CORRECT. ALL uNSIGHTLY AND WRONG WITH REALITY. IN SHORT. YOu FuCK HARD WET AND NASTILY. AND I FuCK WITH YOu SIMILARLY. TRuLY. KINO.
OK LAZT ONE 4 TODAY I WILL DO MORE TOMORROW @chillerAficionado I GAVE U A CUTEZY DREZZ BECAUZE I CAN. FUCK U.
WHY DID SHE HAVE TO CULL KANKRI. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING ME. HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT YOU. I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THERE. EVERY NIGHT. I'D CRAWL ACROSS HOT COALS. AND BROKEN GLASS. FOR THE CHANCE TO SLEEP AT THE FOOT OF YOUR RESTPLANE. I'D HAVE MY TONGUE. SO DEEP INSIDE YOU. YOU'D BE SPEAKING EAST BEFORAN. YOU WASTED SO MANY SWEEPS. LEGALLY OWNING A GUY. WHO WASN'T EVEN INTO THAT. PORRIM. PLEASE TEXT ME BACK. #SUGGESTIVE #YURI #YURIBAITING #PLEASE
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i should sell my bathvwater #suggestivwe
did y0u all kn0w raichu is the best p0kem0n
i actually talk t0 cr0nus s0metimes hes fine
o-My-weakness-for-craft-singles-is-really-getting-out-of-hanD-I-was-going-to-take-another-slice-and-found-three-empty-sixteen-packS-I-have-to-go-to-trollmart-and-buy-more-noW---
Overkill is in the name of my game. Nothing more, nothing less.
Made it out of the nursing home like a 8andit wearing nothing 8ut a Su8way meat8all sandwich. #nsfw ????????
I wish I could get a hoe that could 8ounce and throw ass like a Jello cup on top of a washing machine that has a 8rick in it. If you know, you know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5518ed939386.gif #nsfw
b1tch3s w4nt m3 but non3 of y4ll 4r3 g3tt1ng 4 p13c3 of my 4ss #toosw4gforyou #nsfw
→SAW LOTS OF WOMEN.."♈︎UMM♈︎" #SUGGEST♈︎VE
Chittr is a capital invention because it is essentially like if my diary could get angry at me. https://snipboard.io/D2OU74.jpg
x thxnk x am xnclxned to be endeared to trolls much taller than me and x'm not even short
√(I just pushed Casper over the edge)² √(Never let anyone tell you I'm not a good friend)²
...you're welcome ;P...
Dont drink and drive kids. lmao. that kills people :(
₍^. .^₎⟆ Poundcake? More l!ke pound your cake! Hey-ooo! ꠹
okay just because i'm a girl for the day does not mean you can spam my private messages wvith good girl messages, like i don't get the point
vwoah? howv did i miss out on #tiethemuptuesday being a thing? holy shit id looooovwe to tie up that buzzin bee bitch all tight on a tuesday #nsfwv
half of the people's timelines would just be empty, would it not?
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >S0n wh/\t d0≡s th!s ≡v≡n m≡/\n 💔
ok_yes_that_one_but_also_not_that_one_.
Sleeping On The Ground Is A Terribly Uncomfortable Fate I Would Not Wish Upon My Worst Enemy
.NO YOu
fuck you for thii2,, makiin u2 2croll forevver.. >=ΣB[
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Die
overwatch.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >S0n !m 《 r!n≡ wh/\t !s th!s
1 C4NT B3L13V3 SH3 4T3 MY H41R SCR4PS TOO 4NYW4YS T1M3 FOR TH3 SL1M3
:33< all alone on a furiday night? :33< gog mewre pawthetic!
I love clownss. I love purplebloodss. love tthe freakss esspecially. like yessssss make me honk while you fuck me ahaha ｡◕‿◕｡ #nssfw
Have I already posted about how gay hula hooping is.
i feel like you all oughta be begging me to come back and take things ovwer at this point
and womanlets. and themlets. and anything else. if you're too tall to enter my hive, you're too tall for this ride. All i'm saying.
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷: 𝓘 𝓽𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓸𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓭. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓷𝓼𝓯𝔀 #𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓜𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓘𝓦𝓸𝓷 #𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓼 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝓶𝓾𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵.
#Sylinklifehack 2 Tch.....
Society.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Dud≡ r≡/\lly s/\!d h≡s b≡/\t!ng 0ff 4 guys
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what would you do if you saw this smug little shit on your feed this is merely for scientific purposes https://files.catbox.moe/5n8hh6.png
um... #lalondehour seems kinda... :( how about we have an #hourofjade after as a bit of a pick-me-up?
D--> Its....tøø....tøøø...mu¢hhh..hnnn #vaguepøsting #nsfw
CHANGED MY FUCKIN PFP BC HAVN 2 LOOK @ MY ZTUPIDAZZ FACE EVERYTIME I OPENED CHITTR WAZ HIGHKEY MAKN ME VIOLENT LOL
I NEED TO SEE MORE DIRKS ON THE FEED, THERE'S TOO LITTLE... EVERYONE ELSE IS SUCH A BORE!!!
@uranianUmbra#4373 I know we're still not speaking. But do you recall our singular watch of the below program, over a decade ago.
$$$PLIT UP WITH MY FU¢KIN KI$$$ME$$$I$$$ I’VE BEEN $$$TALKED, A$$$HOLE $$$NAT¢HED MAH ¢HAIN, 3RD WHEELED ANYONE I’VE HUNG OUT WIT IF YOU $EEN A PURPLE BLUE $$$TAIN ON THE PAVEMENT IT’$$$ BE¢AU$$$E I GOT TIRED OF HIM
It sure seems like you're soliciting me given your react combo.
@surlyTabloid Is that so?
Reaction combos: <3 <> I hold so much affection for you! <3 <3< I want you inside me. Desperately. <3 c8< Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart. <> <3< Your entirely sympathetic trauma has made you a real fucking piece of work. <> c8< Please stop. For your own sake. <3< c8< Stop whatever it is you're doing. I am not asking.
ALL yuri is now BANNED for the next 7 minutes and 7 seconds as IS MY DECREE
i AM EXTREMELY PROUD TO HAVE BEEN, iNVITED TO WHAT i THINK IS MAYBE, tHE FIRST CREATOR EVENT i HAVE BEEN, iNVITED TO HOLD CEREMONY FOR, tHAT IS, i AM HOLDING THE GIANT, aND i MEAN *LARGE* SCISSORS, tHAT i USED TO CUT THE RIBBON, fOR THE GRAND REOPENING OF THE LAUDED, jOURNAL FACTORY AFTER THE TRAGIC EXPLOSION, wHICH CAUSED IMMENSE LOSS OF LIFE, iN A VERY TRAGIC AND SERIOUS WAY, bUT NOW, bUT NOW, iT HAS BEEN REBUILT AND,,, wILL NOT BURN DOWN IN APPROXIMATELY, 3 N1GHTS, 12 HOURS, 44 MINUTES, aND SEVENTY-EIGHT TROLLS WILL NOT, dIE, #W1NNING
There has not been a moment in video game history, nor will there ever be, like losing Agro in Shadow of the Colossus.
// not canonically online yet but DELTARUNE ON JUNE 24
#OOC DELTARUNE JUNE 24 ITS TWO DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY WHEN IT COMES OUT
Oh shit deltarune OH SHIT DELTARUNE
The floor trembles beneath my hooves. Not from thunder. Not from a storm. From them. The line moves forward one reluctant step at a time. Iron rails press against my sides. The air tastes wrong here. Sharp. Bitter. Like old metal and fear baked into concrete. The others know. No one taught us. No one had to. The old cow ahead of me hasn't made a sound for hours. She simply stares forward with wide, glassy eyes, watching whatever waits around the corner. Every so often she shivers. Every so often the line moves. And she moves with it. I try not to. The gate behind me slams shut. The sound echoes through my bones. I remember grass. I remember sunlight warming my back. I remember rain. Mud. The buzzing of flies. Small things. Beautiful things. They feel impossibly far away now. A memory from another creature's life. The corridor narrows. The smell grows stronger. The old cow disappears around the bend. For a moment there is silence. Then a noise. A mechanical hiss. A heavy thud. And nothing. The line moves again. Something ancient and animal inside me begins to scream. Not with sound. With certainty. This is the end. Not a predator's chase. Not a wolf's teeth. No chance to run. No struggle beneath the stars. Just walls. Just machinery. Just inevitability. The humans stand beyond the rails, their faces unreadable. To them we are numbers moving down a ledger. Weight. Inventory. The line moves. The corner approaches. My legs shake. I don't want to see what waits there. Yet I already know. The old cow knew. The calf that vanished last season knew. Every frightened eye in this corridor knows. The world grows smaller with every step. The sky is gone. The grass is gone. Soon, I will be gone too. The line moves forward. And so do I. Because there is nowhere else left to go.
wouldnt you l1ke to know
wAh wAh let me mAke two sepArAte posts to show you 1M NOT BOTHERED LOOK AT ME 1M SO UNBOTHERED LOOK EVERYONE NOTH1NG BOTHERS ME you All need to get A fuck1ng gr1p
I Was Going To Rechitt This Before I Realized It Was From You. What A Waste.
I gam8le, deal drugs, flarp, draw, play guitar, 8e Vriska, 8ut who GAF.
mirwrworw mirwrworw on the wall who is the baddest bitch of them all
https://tenor.com/bP1Su.g1f
BEST OF: “EMOJIS” 🐎🦔🐉🐚🪸🌝🌚🫧🌊🌫️🦀🦇🐣🐶🐱🙈
(⊱♓︎⊰) fuck you, i literally don't care they piss me off and )(he is the only person who can tell me what to do.
~~(__^·> dont forget to torture your indigo lady this friday <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw <·^__)~~
I miss him #cringeh0urs
THE OBJECTIVELY COЯRЯRECT ЯRA_KI_G.
↗️IF YOU WOULD ALL KINDLY DIRECT YOUR VISION TO THE BADGE THAT LITERALLY ONLY I CAN HAVE, THAT WOULD BE DEEPLY APPRECIATED.↗️ ↘️please, try to contain your jealousy.↘️ ↗️I AM OFFICIALLY, ALWAYS AND FOREVER, ALTERNIA'S TOP MARKETORTURER.↗️
shit at baking call that dookey ass stuff poopcorn extra butty
hey. you'VE got time. i was thinking you were going to say "next wipe"
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-<https://forms.gle/fv4RpRH3MJUxKSoKA #buraisqna my thoughts on ANONYMOUS & ANONYMOUS: i dont know who you are but i like your tenacity to try and muscle your way into teamchud without anyone liking you or wanting you or knowing you or giving a single fuck about you in any way.>-
This one must've been pretty scary...
i remember when i was good at assassinating rich people :/
Drinking milk is gay as hell.
real question, vwhy the fuck is evweryone alvways on my ass about shit? am i not allovwed to growv from my past stupid mistakes and be a better man? damn its like youre all condemnin me to a life i no longer lead, treatin me like some kinda pariah vwhen i didnt do jack shit. do i gotta change my name and face for you to let me livwe in peace?
I loove demoocracy #TeamChudElectioon #IWoonByTheWay #EveryooneCheers #KissMyAss
-<posnah come back to us safe and alive and ill make YOU the leader of teamchud>-
Ah. He liked my Chitt... fantastic. I will be over the moon all day.
wtf why haven't we erp'd. Why do you hate me.
thiiss chiittr sshiit iiss eaassy. keep haatiing my chiittss kiittenss.
one like and i'll share my bulge pics for free.
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/1353345330-tumblr_m6bpalK3k21r3jpe5o3_250.gif
HE IS ME.
trash can people conspiracy. STEP ON SOMEONES FOOT AND THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH LIKE A BIN
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 17: aranea serket #degradation #humiliatin #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl sorry babe, just missed out on the 8x2. youll get there next time. vwhats there to be said about the original serket? shes got the sexy librarian look, her quirk has her tits in it, and shes got a sadomaso streak an imperial distance unit long. find her lil booth, paint an s on the sign, and youre in business. i should havwe a lot to talk about here, so lets get into it. aranea is a smart cookie. ewven the dumbest araneas iwve met at least pretend to be smart. so you havwe to appeal to that sensibility. condescend to her a bit but dont outright call her stupid. make her feel dumb, sure, act like you think shes a little slowv, of course, but dont say it. also, let her talk. like, not too much, she can and has gone on for hours about howv cereal has sex? thats all i got out of it. but letting her go on a bit lovwers her guard, lets you gawvk at her tits, and she might ewven stop paying attention to you at all. perfect opportunity to hawve some fun wvith her. most tame, pop a sucker into her mouth. i started carrying em around just for this. araneas havwe massiwve oral fixations. i shut a serks pan right off doing this once, she got all quiet and drooly, and you can guess howv i escalated it. if youre feeling a bit bolder, shut her up wvith your bulge. like i said, oral fixation, and she dont mind being interrupted if its for that. shell get right to sucking and forget all about vwhatevwer bullshit she wvas on about. most bold, sidle up behind her, rest your chin on her shoulder... and you can pull this line any time vwith her, but i lovwe doing it here. "wvovw babe, this is so interesting, sounds like no ones evwer *really* listened to you before." nowv, she lovwes this. youre lifting her up, making her feel superior and smart, vwhile also allowving her to be a wvictim. this is exactly wvhat she wvants. then you vwhisper for her to keep going as you feel her up, hike up her skirt, slide her panties dovwn... i guarantee shell be vwet before youwve evwen gotten your bulge out. hell, shes probably been vwet since she started talking. another thing you gotta understand wvith araneas, shes in her owvn head. you gotta make this mental for her too. embarrass her. shame her. she thinks shes better than you. getting fucked by you is degrading to her. and she lovwes it. lean into it. talk about hovw disappointed porrim vwould be, hovw shocked meenah vwould be, howv much damz wvould laugh... threaten to make it into a sexposition booth proper, let the entire bubble havwe a turn vwith her. shed probably go for it if you buttered her up right, ivwe nevwer tried since i dont like sharing, but theres something there. novw, i hawvent mentioned, eugh, subbing for... maybe any gal so far? besides damz, i guess. but aranea, wvell, she might go for it sometimes if thats your thing. she likes taking control. if you can convwince her to try to take it vwithout using her powvers shell hawve a fun time, though the povwers, vwell... no comment on hovw those feel. this section is ovwer. r8ings: bod: sexy librarian, vwelma cosplay, stacked as hell, surprisingly short skirt. ivwe newver met a skinny aranea, theyre all thicc 8itches 9/10 vwariety: so... the set-up is usually the same, shes at her booth. but if you get some good ones, youll get good banter, the povwer plays are entertaining... a bit limited, but fun all the same 7/10 ease: you just knovw shes nightdreaming about sucking you off the second you start wvalking tovwards her booth. you hawve to wvork for it a little bit though, and the constant yapping can make my patience run thin. 7.9/10 personality: okay i knovw iwve said it but. goddamn does she talk too much. shes condescending, mean, thinks shes better than you, thinks she knowvs better than you, thinks youre stupid, acts totally offended and shocked if you try to call her out on any of it. shes a massiwve 8itch, 8luh 8luh and all. 8r8k her. 9/10 owverall: 8/10. i didnt givwe vwriska this honor im pretty sure, but aranea earns it. rockin bod, rockin look, great hook, great lay, fun back and forth, i mean, evwen after i fuck one of em silly shell still hawve something smarmy to say. fantastic gal if you can find a gag or some earplugs. special shout-out to my buddy @arachnesgrasp for inspiring me to get off my ass and finally wvrite this part up. gonna leavwe this off vwith some choice quotes of hers from today, wvhich oughta help demonstrate some of my points. thanks svweetums! <3333333
ignore.the.chicken.sandwich.statement.i.am.and.always.have.been.a.hemospectrum.truth.sayer.and.will.continue.to.be.a.hemospectrum.truth.sayer
(=^-ω-^=) < EATING THE PICKLES AND NUTELLA LATULA SUGGESTED NOW THAT I'M ZOOTED!!! I DON'T S33 WHY IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED THAT BAD!!! #SUBSTANCE #HIGH #THISISACTUALLYFINE
この話の教訓はいつだって彼女の言うことに従うべきってことね。
damn girl, lowve the nevw pfp, do you do onlyfins? @cuttlefishcabbalist #suggestiwve
I despise warm rain bro, makes my feel perpetually damp.
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You think you can tease daddy and walk away untouched
i.would.happily.lie.down.my.life.to.make.a.highblood.mildly.amused.and.so.should.all.other.lowbloods.or.midbloods.that.is.our.job.our.job.is.to.happily.lay.down.our.lives.it.is.very.important.it's.important.to.do.that
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can i say this novw that it aint during an hour? wvho wvants to wvear a vwiolet collar for me? #nsfvw
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Caliborn.
hawving fun?~
D --> Don't call us that either.
Addendum tx my prixr pxst!!! Dxn't call dames B*tches!!! Cxmmxn sense!!! >:(((
...he's really not THAT bad once you get to know h1m, haha...
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent actually gotten around to testing her out. from wvhat iwve seen, either you say youll kiss a boy wvhile she sits in the cuck chair, then you tvwo fellas spitroast her (if your balls dont touch and you dont make eye contact then its #notgay) or you just say some real horny shit to her and she goes for it. i think shes the type thats desperate for any sorta attention, just look at that vwhole felt business. your mileage may vwary on all this, like i said, untested. novw onto the real data. aradias are an eclectic bunch. ecletic? lots of different sorts. most basic type is the dress up doll. shes fashionable, shes swveet, she probably wvants to call you sir or daddy. shell giggle at your jokes and get properly flustered from flirting, but she aint a full on b wvord like the roxies. shes kinda hard to pin dovwn, metaphorically anywvays. shell take more shit than most, wvhich is fun, and shell definitely adore being pushed around a bit, wverbally, emotionally, and physically. majority of the time, casteplay stuff wvill wvork. sometimes ill ewven just make stuff up about biology and shell buy into it, lotsa fun. you cant go vwrong vwith the aradia chassis, but theres more complex out there. next wve got the freaks and wveirdos. theyre usually smiling wvide, and if not theyre a ghost, but like, ghostier than the rest of us ghosts? i newver really got it. kinda cold for my taste, literally, but its still pretty hot. these ones are trying to be off-putting. my strat here has alvways been to stonevwall em. they vwanna be creepy? compliment their tits. they say something totally unhinged? smile and nod as you start groping em. throwv em off their game. shes not gonna be used to this, so take adwvantage of it. make her feel beautiful, vwanted, and make it a novwel experience. aradias hawve seen it all, you hawve to be interesting, ewven if theyre off their rhythm. i like to turn up the disrespect on these ones sometimes, treat em more like a doll than the dress up doll aradias. make her understand that no matter hovw quirky and manic pixie or spooky shes trying to be, shes still a sex object at the end of the night. make her melt into wvhat you can giwve her. casteplay can either be your in, or something you pull vwhen its too late for her to back out. gotta giwve a special mention to the bots, of course. for howv many there are, i dont see em that often, but like... vwe all knowv zahhaks are perwverts, right? the bots look fantastic, and if you can grab hold of one long enough for a chat, they aint usually too hard to break. the ones that are gonna givwe you the time of night are basically already sexbots, so treat em like that, they lowve it. objectify em, make em feel useful, maybe slip in a hint that you might see em like a real person, but dont wvorry, they aint. be careful vwith that last bit though, i remember one vwho got like, really really into the utility aspect, the idea that id vwanna keep her evwen though she knevw she vwasnt a person, so like... either vway, make her understand howv much you wvant her. just dont get in the bath vwith her, trust me on this. novw that i think about it, should also mention that aradias might be the most likely gals to go for threesomes. like, theres the time clone stuff obvwiously, if you get one thats really into you she might treat you, but im talking vwith entire other babes. you can get a megido sandwvich, or you might get lil peixes in there, those are the ones i usually land. dont go in hoping for this, but dont let the chance slip by. and to reiterate, for any aradia: youre the highblood here if youre any better than rust. make sure she knovws it. ivwe nevwer met an aradia vwho wvanted to be in control wvho didnt break at the slightest push. maybe dont try vwith the black hole aradia though, shes super horny but also real scary. thats hovw all megidos are but shes the most extreme ivwe seen in both categories (sorry damz </3 ) rating the rustie bod: holy shit her body is crazy. aradias range from slimthicc to full on curvwy and i lowve em for it. they tend to be real sensitiwve too. 10/10 vwariety: theres a vwhole lot you can get from an aradia. some people might get bored of the caste dynamics, but not me. the vweirdos are especially a lotta fun. 10/10 ease: usually all it takes is a push, aradias are nevwer a fight. might hawve a slightly harder time vwith the ghosts, but she makes it vworth it. 9/10 personality: evwen the boring ones are fun because you can put em in their place, and the manic pixie dream girls and the goth ghosts add some spice. i could newver get tired of banting wvith an aradia. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. definitely a contender for my fawvorite gal out there in paradox space. fun to squeeze, fun to talk to, fun to put dovwn, fun to pail. rosie is our closest match so far. any aradias out there vwith a lack of self-respect and a thing for highbloods, my dms are thatavway <3 0u0
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
Must earn kult points... desire for recognition becomes greater every day... Perhaps this is not healthy. But I don't even chair.
It is better to let it waste and do it all last minute.
> Geniunely a question. > Why does everyone have a problem with the hemocaste? > That shit is BALLER. > You gotta be a real wriggler to not understand the fundamental pyramid that is this society. > THE WEAK STAY WEAK, THE STRONG STAY STRONG. > NOT a hard concept to grasp! Sounds like a skill issue if you're a lowblood not able to fend for yourself. > Just do better, simple! > L bozo's.
正直に言うと、黄色い血人が大好きなんだ。0u0 皆さんへ、キスを贈る。 https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/d0/ca/7dd0ca2d6a37361aa8a7760aec8db364.gif
And you will be hard blocked as well. :)
Strokin' my WhatsCock again, any Meta babes DTF? ;) #nsfw
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 When you are as many sweeps old as I am, you stop caring about what others ponder about your breakfast choices. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1dcfdb09754c.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
RECHITT THIS IF U SUPPORT LOVE like = ur crush notices u pity = 1 sweep good fortune hate = good health mediate = death of ur enemies IGNORE = 10 SWEEPS BAD LUCK
When I hit 100k kull, I'm deleting my chittr.
why does evweryone deny my wvictimhood just because im a strong smart attractiwve rich handsome suavwe successful highblood seadwveller cis straight alpha male? find out in my podcast #podcast wvith @carminegnosiology and @aerodynamictramp
girls who dont wash their hands
need a chesty broad suckin on my little friend #nsfw -from the office of ace dick detective agency
got some like, fancy pheromone body spray or something from a secret admirer, time to vwalk into a crowvded city street and vwhat happens happens ;)
That's the Plan! Let's Give It Our All tonight, Team!
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yknovw vwhat rethinking my rankings a bit. mustard babes could go higher if they had a good e-girl look going on and only slight to moderate #girlstink
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i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
#NEWBOSS #NEWME #BOSSBITCH #ALPHABITCH #NOBODYISREADY #COMPLAINTSWILLBEDISPOSEDOF @CALIBORN
W3LL S1NC3 TH1S S1T3 1S GO1NG DOWN FOR 4 WH1L3 1 GU3SS 1 COULD SH4R3 MY THOUGHTS 1 D1D NOT C4R3 FOR TH3 M4YOR
I don't like mint very much. #confession
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Im currently single in all quads but ive never had a kismesis
does the eridan war have an eridan barracks where they all shower together and guiltily feel the ache of pent up aggression with each passing cycle of the war and needing release they seek it in each other or no (tags: Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora, #selfcest, #nsfw, #eridanwar, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
NEVERMIND. PUTTING CIGARETTES OUT ON HIS EYE IS OUT. HE'S EAGER. #VIOLENCE
OFTENTIMES I FACE THE HATERS. AND THE LOSERS. AND THE CRITICS. WHO ARE CLAMORING TO ASK. MARA SAMA. WHY DO YOU KEEP COLLECTING #AMPORAS. ESPECIALLY THE ALTERNIAN ONES. WHAT IS THE APPEAL. HAVE YOU EVER MET A TROLL. SO GOOD AT BEING A TROLL. THAT YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM UP AS A SHINING EXAMPLE. OF A JOB WELL DONE. PRINT HIM OUT. ATTACH HIM TO YOUR RESUME. WITH HIS KILL COUNT AT THE TOP. CIRCLED IN HIGHLIGHTER. THAT'S EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE LITTLE SCHOOLHIVE SLAUGHTERERS TO ME. EVERYTHING I'M DOING TO ALTERNIA. AMOUNTED TO THAT. HE IS AN EXAMPLE OF MY HEROIC EFFORTS. FINALLY PAYING OFF. AND THEY DON'T #PAY ME. SO I HAVE TO TAKE #PRIDE IN A #JOBWELLDONE. #NSFW
if a girl said no, i vwould listen #feminism #niceguy #metoo
CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODES. ON REACTION BUTTONS. ALL FOUR QUADS REACT: HIGHEST AWARD THAT A POST CAN RECEIVE. ALL BUT LIKE: YOU ARE SO COOKED. BUDDY. ALL BUT PITY: YOU ARE SO COOKED. AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. BUDDY. MEDIATION AND HATE: TOO MUCH HATE FOR ONE BUTTON TO HOLD. PITY AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION. LIKE AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF LUSTFUL EMOTION. #NSFW #QUADRANTADVICE
Fu[k:no one Marry:trollbama Kill:all the highbloods
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do i havve someone to lyricpost about noww
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
Stop h1tt1ng the Amporas
Few Of You Have Ridden Your Kismesis So Intensely That You've Broken Off One Of Their Horns. #nsfw
:33< peoppurr still dont know that portal thr33 is out? :33< it was a lego game that starred gandalf wildstyle and batman
☆ Some people forget how important having good hatefriends is~ LIke, I'm tired of goody-goody, happy friendship~ Give me something real, something visceral~☆
actuaLLy hoLd on quick poLL disregarding what troLL LMFAO actuaLLy said <3 for party rockers in the hive tonight <3< for party rock is
>>-bitches luv a violet robe-->
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Some of them are cute
all of your joke2 2uck by the wway..
▲I wasn't hatched yesterday asshat▼
okay ii am #enriiched..
wwoww im so alone if only someone wwere to be here wwith me to maybe touch me ha woww thatd be fuckin crazy that wwas cringy i should shut the fuck up forevver #nsfw
wwas my chit really that bad youd think i hit the wworld troll center wwith a third airship
if my last post made you feel real vvisceral disgust hmu for a good time and only a little sadism like a healthy amount for any regal sea dwweller wworth their flippin salt
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
Okay, weirdo???????? Didn't fucking ask.
I giggle and kick my feet every time someone h8s one of my chits. #tryharder
These trolls are fucking weird.
i think i deserve havin attractive ppl havin a physical altercation over me n let me watch thatd b p neat i think personally
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bleh! tealbl<><>ds in my dms trying t<> get me away fr<>m the mirthful circus will be bl<>cked instantly! i have a deep c<>nnecti<>n t<> my purplebl<><>ded br<>thers and sisters here and that w<>nt be changed with ranting and raving! #vent
#h0ldt0ezf0run1ty week when
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Now that's some loser shit if I've ever heard it.
I sayeth, this arcane computational device hast all s'rts of settings! i wond'r what each button doest!
AnimalSS, THe lot of you... ...AlSSo, if you need a teSSt to know your own perSSonality, you SShould have bigger concernSS.
A GOOD GRILLED CHEESE IS WITH A GOOD KRAFT SLICE, A GOOD AMOUNT OF BUTTER AND MAYO ON THE BREAD, AND SOME FUCKING TOMATO SOUP OR SAVORY SOUP OF YOUR CHOICE ON THE SIDE. IF YOU LIKE EXPENSIVE CHEESE ON YOUR GRILLED CHEESE, YOU CAN SIT IN THE CORNER AND NOT GO TO CHILIS WITH EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS GOOD CHEESE OPINIONS. AN EXPENSIVE GRILLED CHEESE FROM TIME TO TIME, WHATEVER, BUT NOTHING BEATS A KRAFT SINGLES GRILLED CHEESE.
hm.. ii 2ee howw iit ii2..
cronus amporas. vwe need to unionize. #bettertogether. #cronusunion. #theycanthateusall.
☆You ever let a purple hit so hard you can barely walk the next day?? #nsfw☆
Guys working on an mspfa with a team of like 7 ppl is hard, not harder than how i am #nsfw #boner
I Can't Believe That Guy Admitted To Having The My Little Hoofbeast Genetic Material Jar. #cursedgoo
i need to farm clicks whats your favorite #nsfw ♡: boobs ◇: ass ♧: dick ♤: pussy
wwe arriivved at the 2ame tiime,, ii"vve been here.. you"re ju2t late twwo the party..
$-$-$ man !m gone pass out or smth!n lawl sum1 catch d!s clown 4 they fawll wa!t those r barz.....™
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KEEP HATING MY CHITTS. I'M GONNA START THINKING YOU'RE SPADES FOR ME OR SOMETHING. #VAGUEPOSTING
(V)(',,')(V) aeeyyy ℧r close to corerct b℧t no sorye
I'M GOING TO LIKE GUN SOME LOW BLOOD DOWN THIS MORNING. YEAH THAT SOUNDS RIGHT
CURRENTLY SMOOCHING MY MATESPRIT. #SMOOCH #RELATIONSHIPS #MATESPRITSHIP
Like this post to encourage crime. Hate this post to encourage crime. Pity this post to encourage crime. Mediate this post to encourage a lightly toasted cheese sandwich and a cup of tea.
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Like, happy Yeaster funday To those Who celebrate!!
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SUSPICION THAT SOMEONE I KNOW IS BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW. BUT NOT EVEN IN THE WAY YOU'D IMMEDIATELY EXPECT THEM TO.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M INVESTED NOW. #TWISTHISBULGE #RUMBLEINDALIVE #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE *WIRES*? ACTUALLY. HOLD THAT THAT THOUGHT. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, SO KEEP WHATEVER OVER-DISCLOSURE YOU WERE ABOUT TO SQUEEZE OUT OF YOUR BILE WRINGER IN YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH AND OFF MY SCREEN.
YOUR NAME IS THE UNVIRGIN. COME BACK AND LAMBASTE ME ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PRIORITIES IN ORDER, WHETHER IT'S MEDICALLY CORRECTING YOUR COMPULSION TO BE HUMILIATED ONLINE. OR FILLING EVEN A SINGLE SORDID BUCKET WITH WHATEVER BODILY REFUSE YOU'D PROBABLY END UP CONFUSING FOR OWN GENETIC MATERIAL IN THE HEAT OF THE FLEETING FUCKING MOMENT. AND THANK *GOD*, IT'S FLEETING. GO ON. PICK THE EASIER WAY TO FIX YOURSELF AND HOP THE FUCK TO IT!
NEVER MIND. THERE'S A NEW CHAPTER. GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHIT, I'M BUSY NOW. I HAVE SHIT TO ATTEND TO IN HERE.
WHO EVEN ASKED YOU TO AGREE WITH THAT? LET'S ADD THAT QUANDARY TO THE EVER-GROWING LIST OF SHIT I STRAIGHT UP DID NOT ASK FOR ANY NUMBNUGGED ANSWERS FOR.
BREAKING FUCKING NEWS: I YET CONTINUE TO DEBASE MYSELF BEYOND ALL REASONABLE EXPECTATION. LIKE A SLOP-COVERED WALLOWBEAST TOSSING ITSELF AROUND IN THE SAME STINKING FILTH IT EATS, I CONTINUE TO MAKE MYSELF SUFFER ON THIS WEBSITE FOR *LITTLE* GOD DAMN REASON AT ALL. BUT HONESTLY? AT THIS POINT, I'M CO-SIGNING THIS BULLSHIT BUFFET BY MY OWN CONTINUAL RELAPSE. I DESERVE THIS.
→never happened because my lusus has no limbs to pick me up in the First place₂
→will y'all turn me in to the authorities iF i start experimenting For real be honest₂
do yall lIke huuumans
Sorry.
most evil account on here yet
my bad guys
my kull scOrE AlmOst cAUght up with my kult scOrE. tOOk it long EnoUgh lmfAO
the hate bot literally hated my post ON SIGHT dude.
https://i.imgur.com/hb8bfsm.jpeg #nsfw
1 p1ty those who must act as an antagon1st to all, for they know not of k1nsh1p nor compass1on.
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gift me roses with the thorns in tact. . . i’ll keep one between my teeth as a gag, digging the thorns deeper every time i bite down to stop the noises coming out and i’ll hate you more and more every time our hips meet #blackrom #nsfwe light #gore
vwowv, aint this svweet. doll, maybe as your first act of kindness you can say something nice about me in front of all these good people.
Highly unprofessional. Miss Crocker is above your sniveling barbs.
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[IM NOT KILLING MY $WEET GRUBBY FA#ED EMPLOYEE$ WHO AM I GONNA FOR#E INTO MAKING ME #OMPANY AT A RE$TAURANT]
eVERYONE NEEDS, tO STOP BEING, sO NICE, TO ME,
☆Is goldblood girlbulge really that effective? #nsfw☆
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONLY THING THAHAT GOT ME THROUGH QUITTING NICOTINE WAS GOLDBLOOD GIRLBULGE AND CRACK COCAINE. #nsfw #substance
lowblood.bad.highblood.good i.think.i.had.a.stronk
DONT talk to me NO ONE talk to me until ivve had my mornin cup a betty crocker brand grub infused coffee its D-----ELICIOUS
URGH. FUCK. GOOD MORNING.
I PUT A BRONZE BLOOD IN A MAZE AND NOW I'M WATCHING THE DUMBASS ESCAPE
filled wwjth mountin dread as i #remembermore
marriage aint wwhat i thought it wwas
When yoour lusus foorces yoou too take yoour first shoower oof the sweep 8/ woow
See ya la-ter........
✿ btw can u guys tell me when eridan week is over so it can be my epic turn. #glurpiweek
OkaY FoR ThE PersoN WhO HateD My ChiT OnlY I'm DoublinG Up On AffectioN FoR TheM SowwY NoT SowwY <3
>+. I WANNA KISS DUDES 😔 .+<
"= some trolls truly desire you. to walk right up to them and be agreeable to what they want immediately. rather than chasing what they desire with their so called "powerful" selves, if you are so powerful, come get me. it is unfathomable to them that i am a troll who thinks to myself, i will only be convinced to do /anything/ someone else wants via some kind of actual force. ="
Murder is morally nuanced.
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I do not appreciate the amount of people endorsing murder on my post.
Killing people is bad.
evveryone wwho reacted to my last post propositionin lowwbloods for free manual EXCRUCIATING labor is gettin swwooped up by drones tonight an gettin a all expense paid trip to eridan island
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
this fine mornin on #eridanwweek day fivve im acceptin applications for a hamster wwheel contraption that youll be runnin inside of provvidin powwer to the entirety of the festivval hyperactivve lowwblood FREAKS sought
guys hate me guys hate me hate me i need to win fuck that erisol guy
...oh, whatever, i'll try one too. are you a movie? because i'd like to stare at you anywhere between an hour and three hours!
I am not going to take what an indigo says on the matter.
yeah youre on the shortlist a suspects wworm
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STOP HATING MY SHIT, FUCKERS
and hatiin fuel2 me evven more..
yeah if anyone out there is feelin maybe a bit flushed towwards me in that red yucky kind of wway my inbox is open if youre a glutton for rejection
i wvont treat you like those other guys babygirl, im different and sensitiwve
<body> ** lowkey. if i'm being real at this late hour. just ripped a fart so loud it sounded like a lawnringmower backfiring in my communal hivestem. </body>
IT'S #peanutbuttersandwich #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e399e269ad2e.png
So Much Hornyposting And Yet Nobody Is Lusting For Blood And Teeth #pitch #nsfw
H4WK TU4 #CH1T0NTH4TTH4NG