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hawving fun?~
D --> Don't call us that either.
Addendum tx my prixr pxst!!! Dxn't call dames B*tches!!! Cxmmxn sense!!! >:(((
...he's really not THAT bad once you get to know h1m, haha...
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent actually gotten around to testing her out. from wvhat iwve seen, either you say youll kiss a boy wvhile she sits in the cuck chair, then you tvwo fellas spitroast her (if your balls dont touch and you dont make eye contact then its #notgay) or you just say some real horny shit to her and she goes for it. i think shes the type thats desperate for any sorta attention, just look at that vwhole felt business. your mileage may vwary on all this, like i said, untested. novw onto the real data. aradias are an eclectic bunch. ecletic? lots of different sorts. most basic type is the dress up doll. shes fashionable, shes swveet, she probably wvants to call you sir or daddy. shell giggle at your jokes and get properly flustered from flirting, but she aint a full on b wvord like the roxies. shes kinda hard to pin dovwn, metaphorically anywvays. shell take more shit than most, wvhich is fun, and shell definitely adore being pushed around a bit, wverbally, emotionally, and physically. majority of the time, casteplay stuff wvill wvork. sometimes ill ewven just make stuff up about biology and shell buy into it, lotsa fun. you cant go vwrong vwith the aradia chassis, but theres more complex out there. next wve got the freaks and wveirdos. theyre usually smiling wvide, and if not theyre a ghost, but like, ghostier than the rest of us ghosts? i newver really got it. kinda cold for my taste, literally, but its still pretty hot. these ones are trying to be off-putting. my strat here has alvways been to stonevwall em. they vwanna be creepy? compliment their tits. they say something totally unhinged? smile and nod as you start groping em. throwv em off their game. shes not gonna be used to this, so take adwvantage of it. make her feel beautiful, vwanted, and make it a novwel experience. aradias hawve seen it all, you hawve to be interesting, ewven if theyre off their rhythm. i like to turn up the disrespect on these ones sometimes, treat em more like a doll than the dress up doll aradias. make her understand that no matter hovw quirky and manic pixie or spooky shes trying to be, shes still a sex object at the end of the night. make her melt into wvhat you can giwve her. casteplay can either be your in, or something you pull vwhen its too late for her to back out. gotta giwve a special mention to the bots, of course. for howv many there are, i dont see em that often, but like... vwe all knowv zahhaks are perwverts, right? the bots look fantastic, and if you can grab hold of one long enough for a chat, they aint usually too hard to break. the ones that are gonna givwe you the time of night are basically already sexbots, so treat em like that, they lowve it. objectify em, make em feel useful, maybe slip in a hint that you might see em like a real person, but dont wvorry, they aint. be careful vwith that last bit though, i remember one vwho got like, really really into the utility aspect, the idea that id vwanna keep her evwen though she knevw she vwasnt a person, so like... either vway, make her understand howv much you wvant her. just dont get in the bath vwith her, trust me on this. novw that i think about it, should also mention that aradias might be the most likely gals to go for threesomes. like, theres the time clone stuff obvwiously, if you get one thats really into you she might treat you, but im talking vwith entire other babes. you can get a megido sandwvich, or you might get lil peixes in there, those are the ones i usually land. dont go in hoping for this, but dont let the chance slip by. and to reiterate, for any aradia: youre the highblood here if youre any better than rust. make sure she knovws it. ivwe nevwer met an aradia vwho wvanted to be in control wvho didnt break at the slightest push. maybe dont try vwith the black hole aradia though, shes super horny but also real scary. thats hovw all megidos are but shes the most extreme ivwe seen in both categories (sorry damz </3 ) rating the rustie bod: holy shit her body is crazy. aradias range from slimthicc to full on curvwy and i lowve em for it. they tend to be real sensitiwve too. 10/10 vwariety: theres a vwhole lot you can get from an aradia. some people might get bored of the caste dynamics, but not me. the vweirdos are especially a lotta fun. 10/10 ease: usually all it takes is a push, aradias are nevwer a fight. might hawve a slightly harder time vwith the ghosts, but she makes it vworth it. 9/10 personality: evwen the boring ones are fun because you can put em in their place, and the manic pixie dream girls and the goth ghosts add some spice. i could newver get tired of banting wvith an aradia. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. definitely a contender for my fawvorite gal out there in paradox space. fun to squeeze, fun to talk to, fun to put dovwn, fun to pail. rosie is our closest match so far. any aradias out there vwith a lack of self-respect and a thing for highbloods, my dms are thatavway <3 0u0
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y3s, g0ldbl00ds d0 h4v3 tw0 0f th3m. #nsfw
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
Must earn kult points... desire for recognition becomes greater every day... Perhaps this is not healthy. But I don't even chair.
It is better to let it waste and do it all last minute.
> Geniunely a question. > Why does everyone have a problem with the hemocaste? > That shit is BALLER. > You gotta be a real wriggler to not understand the fundamental pyramid that is this society. > THE WEAK STAY WEAK, THE STRONG STAY STRONG. > NOT a hard concept to grasp! Sounds like a skill issue if you're a lowblood not able to fend for yourself. > Just do better, simple! > L bozo's.
正直に言うと、黄色い血人が大好きなんだ。0u0 皆さんへ、キスを贈る。 https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/d0/ca/7dd0ca2d6a37361aa8a7760aec8db364.gif
And you will be hard blocked as well. :)
Strokin' my WhatsCock again, any Meta babes DTF? ;) #nsfw
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 When you are as many sweeps old as I am, you stop caring about what others ponder about your breakfast choices. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1dcfdb09754c.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
RECHITT THIS IF U SUPPORT LOVE like = ur crush notices u pity = 1 sweep good fortune hate = good health mediate = death of ur enemies IGNORE = 10 SWEEPS BAD LUCK
When I hit 100k kull, I'm deleting my chittr.
why does evweryone deny my wvictimhood just because im a strong smart attractiwve rich handsome suavwe successful highblood seadwveller cis straight alpha male? find out in my podcast #podcast wvith @carminegnosiology and @aerodynamictramp
girls who dont wash their hands
need a chesty broad suckin on my little friend #nsfw -from the office of ace dick detective agency
got some like, fancy pheromone body spray or something from a secret admirer, time to vwalk into a crowvded city street and vwhat happens happens ;)
That's the Plan! Let's Give It Our All tonight, Team!
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yknovw vwhat rethinking my rankings a bit. mustard babes could go higher if they had a good e-girl look going on and only slight to moderate #girlstink
XD < lolololol #nzfw httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/ca3cc14863ec.png
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
#NEWBOSS #NEWME #BOSSBITCH #ALPHABITCH #NOBODYISREADY #COMPLAINTSWILLBEDISPOSEDOF @CALIBORN
W3LL S1NC3 TH1S S1T3 1S GO1NG DOWN FOR 4 WH1L3 1 GU3SS 1 COULD SH4R3 MY THOUGHTS 1 D1D NOT C4R3 FOR TH3 M4YOR
I don't like mint very much. #confession
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Im currently single in all quads but ive never had a kismesis
does the eridan war have an eridan barracks where they all shower together and guiltily feel the ache of pent up aggression with each passing cycle of the war and needing release they seek it in each other or no (tags: Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora, #selfcest, #nsfw, #eridanwar, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
NEVERMIND. PUTTING CIGARETTES OUT ON HIS EYE IS OUT. HE'S EAGER. #VIOLENCE
OFTENTIMES I FACE THE HATERS. AND THE LOSERS. AND THE CRITICS. WHO ARE CLAMORING TO ASK. MARA SAMA. WHY DO YOU KEEP COLLECTING #AMPORAS. ESPECIALLY THE ALTERNIAN ONES. WHAT IS THE APPEAL. HAVE YOU EVER MET A TROLL. SO GOOD AT BEING A TROLL. THAT YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM UP AS A SHINING EXAMPLE. OF A JOB WELL DONE. PRINT HIM OUT. ATTACH HIM TO YOUR RESUME. WITH HIS KILL COUNT AT THE TOP. CIRCLED IN HIGHLIGHTER. THAT'S EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE LITTLE SCHOOLHIVE SLAUGHTERERS TO ME. EVERYTHING I'M DOING TO ALTERNIA. AMOUNTED TO THAT. HE IS AN EXAMPLE OF MY HEROIC EFFORTS. FINALLY PAYING OFF. AND THEY DON'T #PAY ME. SO I HAVE TO TAKE #PRIDE IN A #JOBWELLDONE. #NSFW
if a girl said no, i vwould listen #feminism #niceguy #metoo
CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODES. ON REACTION BUTTONS. ALL FOUR QUADS REACT: HIGHEST AWARD THAT A POST CAN RECEIVE. ALL BUT LIKE: YOU ARE SO COOKED. BUDDY. ALL BUT PITY: YOU ARE SO COOKED. AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. BUDDY. MEDIATION AND HATE: TOO MUCH HATE FOR ONE BUTTON TO HOLD. PITY AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION. LIKE AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF LUSTFUL EMOTION. #NSFW #QUADRANTADVICE
Fu[k:no one Marry:trollbama Kill:all the highbloods
oh id hit
do i havve someone to lyricpost about noww
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
Stop h1tt1ng the Amporas
Few Of You Have Ridden Your Kismesis So Intensely That You've Broken Off One Of Their Horns. #nsfw
:33< peoppurr still dont know that portal thr33 is out? :33< it was a lego game that starred gandalf wildstyle and batman
☆ Some people forget how important having good hatefriends is~ LIke, I'm tired of goody-goody, happy friendship~ Give me something real, something visceral~☆
actuaLLy hoLd on quick poLL disregarding what troLL LMFAO actuaLLy said <3 for party rockers in the hive tonight <3< for party rock is
>>-bitches luv a violet robe-->
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Some of them are cute
sigh i got told this by one a the humans on board wwhy did the mexican take anti anxiety medication for hispanic attacks #dadjoke
all of your joke2 2uck by the wway..
▲I wasn't hatched yesterday asshat▼
okay ii am #enriiched..
wwoww im so alone if only someone wwere to be here wwith me to maybe touch me ha woww thatd be fuckin crazy that wwas cringy i should shut the fuck up forevver #nsfw
wwas my chit really that bad youd think i hit the wworld troll center wwith a third airship
if my last post made you feel real vvisceral disgust hmu for a good time and only a little sadism like a healthy amount for any regal sea dwweller wworth their flippin salt
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
Okay, weirdo???????? Didn't fucking ask.
I giggle and kick my feet every time someone h8s one of my chits. #tryharder
i think i deserve havin attractive ppl havin a physical altercation over me n let me watch thatd b p neat i think personally
fuckin burnin my i heart rainforest pussy tee upon recent newws life sucks
bleh! tealbl<><>ds in my dms trying t<> get me away fr<>m the mirthful circus will be bl<>cked instantly! i have a deep c<>nnecti<>n t<> my purplebl<><>ded br<>thers and sisters here and that w<>nt be changed with ranting and raving! #vent
#h0ldt0ezf0run1ty week when
ᐖ OK WHO WANTZ TO HOLᐖ FEET ᐛ
Now that's some loser shit if I've ever heard it.
I sayeth, this arcane computational device hast all s'rts of settings! i wond'r what each button doest!
AnimalSS, THe lot of you... ...AlSSo, if you need a teSSt to know your own perSSonality, you SShould have bigger concernSS.
A GOOD GRILLED CHEESE IS WITH A GOOD KRAFT SLICE, A GOOD AMOUNT OF BUTTER AND MAYO ON THE BREAD, AND SOME FUCKING TOMATO SOUP OR SAVORY SOUP OF YOUR CHOICE ON THE SIDE. IF YOU LIKE EXPENSIVE CHEESE ON YOUR GRILLED CHEESE, YOU CAN SIT IN THE CORNER AND NOT GO TO CHILIS WITH EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS GOOD CHEESE OPINIONS. AN EXPENSIVE GRILLED CHEESE FROM TIME TO TIME, WHATEVER, BUT NOTHING BEATS A KRAFT SINGLES GRILLED CHEESE.
hm.. ii 2ee howw iit ii2..
cronus amporas. vwe need to unionize. #bettertogether. #cronusunion. #theycanthateusall.
☆You ever let a purple hit so hard you can barely walk the next day?? #nsfw☆
Guys working on an mspfa with a team of like 7 ppl is hard, not harder than how i am #nsfw #boner
I Can't Believe That Guy Admitted To Having The My Little Hoofbeast Genetic Material Jar. #cursedgoo
i need to farm clicks whats your favorite #nsfw ♡: boobs ◇: ass ♧: dick ♤: pussy
wwe arriivved at the 2ame tiime,, ii"vve been here.. you"re ju2t late twwo the party..
$-$-$ man !m gone pass out or smth!n lawl sum1 catch d!s clown 4 they fawll wa!t those r barz.....™
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KEEP HATING MY CHITTS. I'M GONNA START THINKING YOU'RE SPADES FOR ME OR SOMETHING. #VAGUEPOSTING
(V)(',,')(V) aeeyyy ℧r close to corerct b℧t no sorye
I'M GOING TO LIKE GUN SOME LOW BLOOD DOWN THIS MORNING. YEAH THAT SOUNDS RIGHT
CURRENTLY SMOOCHING MY MATESPRIT. #SMOOCH #RELATIONSHIPS #MATESPRITSHIP
Like this post to encourage crime. Hate this post to encourage crime. Pity this post to encourage crime. Mediate this post to encourage a lightly toasted cheese sandwich and a cup of tea.
((ES: trying not to be rage baited ES: fails.))
wwhat did you think her chit wwas about
Like, happy Yeaster funday To those Who celebrate!!
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SUSPICION THAT SOMEONE I KNOW IS BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW. BUT NOT EVEN IN THE WAY YOU'D IMMEDIATELY EXPECT THEM TO.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M INVESTED NOW. #TWISTHISBULGE #RUMBLEINDALIVE #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE *WIRES*? ACTUALLY. HOLD THAT THAT THOUGHT. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, SO KEEP WHATEVER OVER-DISCLOSURE YOU WERE ABOUT TO SQUEEZE OUT OF YOUR BILE WRINGER IN YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH AND OFF MY SCREEN.
YOUR NAME IS THE UNVIRGIN. COME BACK AND LAMBASTE ME ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PRIORITIES IN ORDER, WHETHER IT'S MEDICALLY CORRECTING YOUR COMPULSION TO BE HUMILIATED ONLINE. OR FILLING EVEN A SINGLE SORDID BUCKET WITH WHATEVER BODILY REFUSE YOU'D PROBABLY END UP CONFUSING FOR OWN GENETIC MATERIAL IN THE HEAT OF THE FLEETING FUCKING MOMENT. AND THANK *GOD*, IT'S FLEETING. GO ON. PICK THE EASIER WAY TO FIX YOURSELF AND HOP THE FUCK TO IT!
NEVER MIND. THERE'S A NEW CHAPTER. GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHIT, I'M BUSY NOW. I HAVE SHIT TO ATTEND TO IN HERE.
WHO EVEN ASKED YOU TO AGREE WITH THAT? LET'S ADD THAT QUANDARY TO THE EVER-GROWING LIST OF SHIT I STRAIGHT UP DID NOT ASK FOR ANY NUMBNUGGED ANSWERS FOR.
BREAKING FUCKING NEWS: I YET CONTINUE TO DEBASE MYSELF BEYOND ALL REASONABLE EXPECTATION. LIKE A SLOP-COVERED WALLOWBEAST TOSSING ITSELF AROUND IN THE SAME STINKING FILTH IT EATS, I CONTINUE TO MAKE MYSELF SUFFER ON THIS WEBSITE FOR *LITTLE* GOD DAMN REASON AT ALL. BUT HONESTLY? AT THIS POINT, I'M CO-SIGNING THIS BULLSHIT BUFFET BY MY OWN CONTINUAL RELAPSE. I DESERVE THIS.
→never happened because my lusus has no limbs to pick me up in the First place₂
→will y'all turn me in to the authorities iF i start experimenting For real be honest₂
Sorry.
most evil account on here yet
my bad guys
my kull scOrE AlmOst cAUght up with my kult scOrE. tOOk it long EnoUgh lmfAO
the hate bot literally hated my post ON SIGHT dude.
https://i.imgur.com/hb8bfsm.jpeg #nsfw
1 p1ty those who must act as an antagon1st to all, for they know not of k1nsh1p nor compass1on.
↗️AUTHOR YOUR OWN POST.↗️
gift me roses with the thorns in tact. . . i’ll keep one between my teeth as a gag, digging the thorns deeper every time i bite down to stop the noises coming out and i’ll hate you more and more every time our hips meet #blackrom #nsfwe light #gore
vwowv, aint this svweet. doll, maybe as your first act of kindness you can say something nice about me in front of all these good people.
Highly unprofessional. Miss Crocker is above your sniveling barbs.
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[IM NOT KILLING MY $WEET GRUBBY FA#ED EMPLOYEE$ WHO AM I GONNA FOR#E INTO MAKING ME #OMPANY AT A RE$TAURANT]
eVERYONE NEEDS, tO STOP BEING, sO NICE, TO ME,
☆Is goldblood girlbulge really that effective? #nsfw☆
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONLY THING THAHAT GOT ME THROUGH QUITTING NICOTINE WAS GOLDBLOOD GIRLBULGE AND CRACK COCAINE. #nsfw #substance
lowblood.bad.highblood.good i.think.i.had.a.stronk
DONT talk to me NO ONE talk to me until ivve had my mornin cup a betty crocker brand grub infused coffee its D-----ELICIOUS
URGH. FUCK. GOOD MORNING.
I PUT A BRONZE BLOOD IN A MAZE AND NOW I'M WATCHING THE DUMBASS ESCAPE
filled wwjth mountin dread as i #remembermore
marriage aint wwhat i thought it wwas
When yoour lusus foorces yoou too take yoour first shoower oof the sweep 8/ woow
See ya la-ter........
✿ btw can u guys tell me when eridan week is over so it can be my epic turn. #glurpiweek
OkaY FoR ThE PersoN WhO HateD My ChiT OnlY I'm DoublinG Up On AffectioN FoR TheM SowwY NoT SowwY <3
>+. I WANNA KISS DUDES 😔 .+<
"= some trolls truly desire you. to walk right up to them and be agreeable to what they want immediately. rather than chasing what they desire with their so called "powerful" selves, if you are so powerful, come get me. it is unfathomable to them that i am a troll who thinks to myself, i will only be convinced to do /anything/ someone else wants via some kind of actual force. ="
Murder is morally nuanced.
↗️LOSER.↗️
I do not appreciate the amount of people endorsing murder on my post.
Killing people is bad.
evveryone wwho reacted to my last post propositionin lowwbloods for free manual EXCRUCIATING labor is gettin swwooped up by drones tonight an gettin a all expense paid trip to eridan island
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
this fine mornin on #eridanwweek day fivve im acceptin applications for a hamster wwheel contraption that youll be runnin inside of provvidin powwer to the entirety of the festivval hyperactivve lowwblood FREAKS sought
guys hate me guys hate me hate me i need to win fuck that erisol guy
...oh, whatever, i'll try one too. are you a movie? because i'd like to stare at you anywhere between an hour and three hours!
I am not going to take what an indigo says on the matter.
yeah youre on the shortlist a suspects wworm
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STOP HATING MY SHIT, FUCKERS
and hatiin fuel2 me evven more..
yeah if anyone out there is feelin maybe a bit flushed towwards me in that red yucky kind of wway my inbox is open if youre a glutton for rejection
i wvont treat you like those other guys babygirl, im different and sensitiwve
<body> ** lowkey. if i'm being real at this late hour. just ripped a fart so loud it sounded like a lawnringmower backfiring in my communal hivestem. </body>
IT'S #peanutbuttersandwich #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e399e269ad2e.png
So Much Hornyposting And Yet Nobody Is Lusting For Blood And Teeth #pitch #nsfw
H4WK TU4 #CH1T0NTH4TTH4NG