♠ hated by @surlyTabloid

When yoour lusus foorces yoou too take yoour first shoower oof the sweep 8/ woow
✿ btw can u guys tell me when eridan week is over so it can be my epic turn. #glurpiweek
OkaY FoR ThE PersoN WhO HateD My ChiT OnlY I'm DoublinG Up On AffectioN FoR TheM SowwY NoT SowwY <3
>+. I WANNA KISS DUDES 😔 .+<
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"= some trolls truly desire you. to walk right up to them and be agreeable to what they want immediately. rather than chasing what they desire with their so called "powerful" selves, if you are so powerful, come get me. it is unfathomable to them that i am a troll who thinks to myself, i will only be convinced to do /anything/ someone else wants via some kind of actual force. ="
Murder is morally nuanced.
I do not appreciate the amount of people endorsing murder on my post.
Killing people is bad.
I say "go fuck yoursELf" bEcausE Its thE nEarEst thIng to kys that Isnt a dIrEct thrEath to somEonEs LIfE #cw-sELf-harm
evveryone wwho reacted to my last post propositionin lowwbloods for free manual EXCRUCIATING labor is gettin swwooped up by drones tonight an gettin a all expense paid trip to eridan island
this fine mornin on #eridanwweek day fivve im acceptin applications for a hamster wwheel contraption that youll be runnin inside of provvidin powwer to the entirety of the festivval hyperactivve lowwblood FREAKS sought
...oh, whatever, i'll try one too. are you a movie? because i'd like to stare at you anywhere between an hour and three hours!
/======================================\ || That's exactly what the bomber || || would say... || || || || || || || \======================================/
STOP HATING MY SHIT, FUCKERS
yeah if anyone out there is feelin maybe a bit flushed towwards me in that red yucky kind of wway my inbox is open if youre a glutton for rejection
<body> ** lowkey. if i'm being real at this late hour. just ripped a fart so loud it sounded like a lawnringmower backfiring in my communal hivestem. </body>
H4WK TU4 #CH1T0NTH4TTH4NG
< oh, you got me... that's very funny... perhaps the messiahs will look down on you kindly when it is time to weigh your bloodpumper against the tickling feather...! >





















