Phuntr Guynax
@consequentlyOblique
guaranteed chittr shitposter. tickler of the funny chitin and certifiable chud. #teamchudleader
another confession from an anonymous source, it reads: i just really do not fuck with troll hatsune miku'S music. sounds like pure fucking shit and drivel to me. ew. i understand why this is anonymous because the timeline would fucking cull you. send me more confessions that would get you culled in DMs #phuntconfessions
anon confession! again! this one reads: kryqus is such an awesome moirail for phuntr. he's sick. also xefros tritoh is really cool and awesome. what a sweet confession. send me more in DMs! #phuntconfessions
Waaiit ii kiindaa viibe wiith thiiss aactuaally ⒶⒶll my friiendss aare faasseniiphobiic 🫂🔥🙏🩵 Ok no waaiit
yet another anonymous confession that reads: i'm really close friends with this rust, and also this fuchsia. i'd really appreciate a smooch from the both of them, but i don't know how to tell them! ahhhh!!! cool man. DM me more cool and awesome anonymous confessions. also realized i should tag this annoying shit. FUCK. my bad #phuntconfessions
another anon confession that says: has anyone actually seen @irrefutableDecalogue play ANY card games? i'm willing to bet their win ratio (if they even do play) isn't even that good... to be fair you never see this guy posting decklists. DM me MORE! MORE CONFESSIONS MORE!!!
Excuse Me? They Dare Quest|on Ptolmy Kanast, Champ|on Duel|st And H|s Deckbu|ld|ng Prowess? | Dom|nate The F|duspawn, Duel Luc| And Mag|c The Scatter|ng Scene On Beforus For A Reason, And | Assure You And Th|s Anonymous Coward | Would Dom|nate On Altern|a As Well.
another anonymous confession which says: diablo ii is the best out of the whole franchise you don'T say. DM me more awesome and cool submissions
another confession from anonymous. this one is... interesting. i just want @hemoptysisCyanide to know that there's a LOT about their matesprit that they don't know. if they do know... hoo, boy. that'S... interesting? huh. alright. DM me if you have another confession.
another confession in from anonymous, it reads: I miss that Phuntr guy, wonder when he'll post next? right now. thanks for that. DMs open for more awesome and cool confessions
another confession (if you can call this one that) from someone who wants to go as 'PIRATE KING' said: MY GREAT FORTUNE IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING. THAT IS, IF YOU CAN FIND IT ALL. IN ONE PIECE... AT 48.0672° N 12.8636° E okay well there you go intrepid treasure hunters. DM me any more confessions you have.
first confession here is from anonymous and they said: there is a certain cerulean on this website that i've been talking to non-stop. i'm sure they know who they are when they read this, but honestly i can't help but want a little more than what we have right now. very cool stuff. dm me if you want YOUR confession posted - this is for ONE day only.
what do you mean himero changed his handle and it wasn'T to something like @doubleTapper
hey everyone just letting you know that i am opening my dms for everyone to put their DEEPEST AND DARKEST SECRETS into, which i will then post on to the timeline in a confessional style. you might ask yourself: why would i do this instead of using one of those anon-confession things? well, who are you going to trust? some faceless troll, or your friendly neighborhood phuntr guynax? dms are open the confession doctor is IN!
holy shit dude. they call it beforus... because they were before us ohhh fuuuuck
Goagain has a sun that if you even think about, you turn into carbon. Goagainians Crispr Croppr and Fantas Crymax are subterranean
hey.
when you find them. you better be going after that mouse troll next. probably dont have to tell you that though
watching grub sensory videos just to feel something
would you guys believe me if i said i'M 6'8"
I find that purplebl♠♠dz ♠ften unzettle a l♠t ♠f caztez. It'z underztandable. Ezpecially th♠ze wh♠ f♠ll♠w the w♠rdz ♠f the Mezziahz.
It izn't that different fr♠m the culling many ♠ther caztez participate in. But I find it, unruly. And unh♠ly az well. I d♠n't practice that branch ♠f the religi♠n.
Could you get just ONE (⒈) inch shorter? Please?
yeah i make jokes that could seriously get me fucking culled what of it
#phunt never die
what if all the water turned to mountain grue for 2 seconds would the seadwellers be okay
It would hurt but they'd prob★bly be fine.
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I t}{ink it'd be focused on }{ow muc}{ it }{urts first, αnd t}{en bewildered t}{αt t}{e wαter is no longer wαter. T}{en be worried αbout t}{e seαlife, t}{en mαybe consider if it tαsted good α wipe or so lαter. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
if all of the air turned into concrete for just 2 seconds and then turned back into air do you think we would be okay or what
All Th|s Talk Of "we" Would D|e. Do They Mean "ou|"? Are They Speak|ng Troll French? Maybe They Would D|e, But Ptolmy Kanast, Champ|on Duel|st, |s Bu|lt D|fferent And Would Obv|ously Surv|ve.
That's what Atoom Eve shoould have doone in that oone episoode oof Troollvincible
yeah but how elthe will thhe make thtupid pink barriers inthtead of being utheful
I think yoou doon't understand the impact oof turning all oof the air intoo cooncrete even foor a mere 0.01 millisecoond
Troll French. Also known as Trench!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
yes i am still out. but also i am taking a break from driving so i'M going to post a little.
<<"you good? haven't heard from you in a bit">>
going to drive to a few junkyards and look around. for those who care.
[⚙︎ @h he|| man I just packed a|| my shit up. Sorry. ⚙︎]