Phuntr Guynax
@consequentlyOblique
guaranteed chittr shitposter. tickler of the funny chitin and certifiable chud. #teamchudleader
one time in schoolfeeding this highblood had me do his homework for him and we were supposed to write down what we wanted to be when we were older. he never read the homework i usually did so i wrote down a short few paragraphs on why he wanted to enlist in the imperial military ASAP and the next night before class i literally saw the drones dragging him away kicking and screaming to go to a different, military academy i think. so if he'S out there uh my bad i guess
IT’S A BARKBEAST EAT BARKBEAST WORLD.
isn'T it kind of funny that the terrifying evil entity on the timeline is publicly opening every post like "dear diary! today i am very angry!"
Technically, Doc Scratch is releasing his diary entries against Lord English's will while the big dumbass himself is regenerating after Kris exploded him.
oh, this is the lore? isn'T that even more fucked up. yeah dude my #1 guy is leaking my diary to all of chittr. fuuuuck.
for #phuntrphriday we'RE all playing world of grubcraft pandaria classic hop in gang (or go fishing that one'S okay to do too)
Fishing in Woorld oof Grubcraft Pandaria Classic
HAPPY FAT BOY FRIDAY RAHHHHHHHH #fatboyfriday or #fatfuckfriday IF YOU AREN'T EXACTLY A BOY!!!
what up chittr nation and then i give the camera a crisp brofist
getting to the end of your candy and the only thing left is that one flavor you don'T like #youknowitstheorangeone
FUCK THIS. THE ORANGE ONES ARE GOOD. NOT THE BEST, BUT GOOD. THE ONE THAT'S LEFT ARE THOSE AWFUL, LAVENDER-COLORED CHALKY THINGS THAT NO ONE KNOWS THE ACTUAL NAME OF. I MIGHT CODIFY THEIR BANNING INTO LAW, ACTUALLY, SO THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION.
i like to get all of one flavor together and eat them all at once for a #tasteexplosion and if i did that with the orange ones i think i would fucking die on the spot
do we have any pirates on the site? are you guys still getting scurvy or what? what'S the situation looking like?
anybody else love double jumping? like, you know, jumping and then jumping again?
i'M not doing this again. this is not an appropriate place for this joke.
having crazy chitt block. like. my mouth is hanging open and words won'T come out. that, but with typing.
I* Beli*eve I*n You, Prayi*ng For Your Recovery, Phuntr. I*t I*s Not The Same Wi*thout Your Drops Of Psychology Blessi*ng The Ti*meli*ne.ᛝ
make em reopen guttercade punter the only place wwhere wwe can all riff off each others bad times
all quiet on the frontal lobe
ThiS Is A fUnNy HAHA joKe. I DID thiS To mySelf, it'S okAy tO lAugh.
TO Be extReMEly fAir, IT waS CerTaInlY Not The DESIReD OUtcOME COMMA hOweVer MiSCalculAtIOns wERe MADE, CoNSeqUEnCES wERE HAD. proceDUre WAs adjUSTEd, fOlLOw-up pRocEdurEs WEnt WithOUT Issue. SO I WIlL TAKe MY varIous RelaTED impaiRMENtS beiNG tHE ONLY ConseqUEnce.
i'M no mediculler but why don'T you just get another frontal lobe? hm?
aLSo I WORkED HarD oN iNCrEaSING ThaT PREFrontAL CorTex'S psYChiC susCeptIBiLity AND telEPatHIC AbILITy. it wOuld BE SUCh A WASTe
YKNOw I've NEvEr rePLAceD A cHuNk OF My BRAin bEfoRe BUt I SuSpECT tHe rECoVerY PerIOd WOuLD be sIGNifIcaNtly LONGer AnD MORe INtenSE THAn a few pErigeEs Of MiGrAiNE-SUSCEptAbiLitY anD Light sEnsITIvIty
guys look out. the WORST POSTER just came online and is posting now. #weallknowwhoimtalkingabout #notme #nicetry
i read the posts where you'RE vulnerable and i think "great time to kick them while they'RE down" and i don'T but maybe i should rethink that
Sooo.. well damn i guess ill go back to bed screw you too >:oC
guys i just checked the schedule and we'RE WAAAAAY over quota on this pick-up line stuff. i'M going to need 2 people to have an argument over basically nothing and i'M going to need the rest of you to discuss your favorite seasons okay go
Dont forg3t th3 goon3ry Aint chitt3r without th3 goon3ry
Bro2ki th3r3 ar3 way mor3 than ju2t two horny mf2 on thi2 2it3.
who said horny? i was talking about chittr'S premier goons, goofus and galant ganduh? @goombaGooselikely
<I'vĕ ălwăys bĕĕn părtĭăl / tŏ făll ŏr wĭntĕr. / Thĕ dĭm sĕăsŏns hăvĕ / ă nŭmbĕr ŏf pĕrks, / lĭkĕ Frĭght Nĭght ănd / 12th pĕrĭgĕĕ's hŏlĭnĭght. And / nŏt bĕĭng ăbŏvĕ 70°F.>
h-hey um.. *looks at notes* did you, um, f-fall from uh, from h-heaven... *shuffles through notes* b-because you have t-the face of an... an... *a comedic gust of wind knocks the notes from my hands* NO!!! GOD NO!!! sorry i... you'RE just so pretty i... i'M sorry...
You got it bro2ki! Dont worry about it b3in p3rf3ct it ju2t gotta b3 confid3nt Ladi32 and g3ntl3m3n lov3 a goofy moth3rfuck3r
another 150,000 kult to casper cooper
favorite family dude moment: stuart calling his caretaker a "horrible bitch" haha you crack me up little grub
new phuntr arg, step one: bring me two... subway sandwiches. excited to find out the rest of my daring puzzles? #puzzle
starting a band (military) what instruments (of war) does everyone play?
and when they land they make a sound of whoever they'RE aimed at'S full legal name.
"can'T use it as a weapon" then WHY did you join my band (military)???
i'M in my goated era
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A DIFFERENT ERA?
smash bros announcer: PHUNTR GUYNAX crunchy wiimote speaker: [IIIIIT'S PHUNTIN' TIME!]
would i be the first movie to make a phuntillion caegars at the box office
did anyone vote for me on that hottest chittr user thing or what
i saw it like once or twice, kryqus replied to it last light because they said he was winning
it isn'T as important to me as the chud elections i'M afraid
wow..And | d|dnt know..| wouldve subm|tted l|ke mAybe l|ke twenty d|fferent Accounts
