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(°. #duties .°)
∻My b☢dy is a machine that turns armpits int☢ sniffed armpits #nsfw∻
tryiiing a new look today for my next redroom! hope you all enjoy, just kiiiddiiing, iii know a good lot of you wiiith half a pan wiiill. :.) https://cdn.iiimgchest.com/fiiiles/ef4734e9b644.jpg
iD w4nNa h0lD u.. ju5T foR a WH1lE!!
wait no i fw the bread and milk combo
How cooked am i if i cum in my pantiez jzt by thinkin abt him (*･∀･) #nzfw
<<"okay here we go look at this">> *attached is a video, from leynah's palmhusk propped up against a tree. she picks up a rock that fits in her palm, tosses it slightly to get used to the weight, before reeling back, her eyes glowing more and sparking. she throws the rock, and it's fucking gone. a gust of wind blows her hair back as she raises an arm to her face, wood splinters peppering her as the stone rips through thick trees like they aren't even there. it clearly leaves the woods, as a few seconds pass before there's a loud bang, and a few distant scuttlebuggy alarms go off* <<"h-hope nobody was in the path of that one...">>
<<"okay uh">> <<"throwing shit update">> <<"hit a tree">> <<"there's now a rock embedded like an inch into it">> <<"more tests">>
troll steven universe must make u 'ungry af huh
<<"sure #phunt">>
you gotta jacK it off a bit (ZhaKe that thing aZunder) before you diZpenZe it or elZe itZ alllll yucKy Ketchup precum that completely KillZ the vibe #nZfw
<<"...y'know, sometimes it feels like my psionics are wasted on me. like... they're not anything flashy. but. i can use them to add a bit more oomph behind something i swing, or throw, or something like that. could be useful in the hands of someone else">>
⬭ is it big phunt night. whats going on. happy big phunt night i guess. ⬭
-=[#phunting_☺]=-
K--<"ooh... i am phunting it... i am phunting it SO GOOD!!!" has been the topic of the #teamchud trollian room for like 70% of the time its been active
my favorite part of the movie was when he said "IT'S PHUNTRING TIME" and phuntr'd all over the place
i did zee that.
I ★M THE BEST FUCKING TROLL TO EVER TOUCH TROLL DE★DLOCK!!!!!
K--<yummers!
<<"oh i thought you were just teasing me for playing the cute girl character">>
<<"...maybe. what gives you that impression">>
Trolls are believed to have come from Phuntr Gathr'r civilizations... @consequentlyOblique
<<"ooh, question from @consequentlyoblique (obligatory hi phuntr my cool friend #phunt">> <<"he asks: "what's your favorite game?"">> <<"uh... i've been playing a lot of different stuff recently">> <<"roguelikes are good">> <<"troll slay the spire 2 is pretty fun">> <<"linkie: https://forms.gle/gmp1pssqd3mbd4ao9">>
Highbloods don't be immensely greedy contest: IMPOSSIBLE
i wna bite zomeone #violence??
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ I'm fine. ]
Zurprizingly that mak3z m3 f33l b3tt3r about th3 whol3 thing
-> I Am Fond Of Car Seat Headrest = Your Total Is $25.99
Oh my bad. Sorry, king.
⬭ top ten things to say on my deathbed. dont worry though ill credit ewe. ill be laying there dying and ill say the bloodline ends with me. quote by the big phunt. and then ill drop dead. end scene. ⬭
⬭ i think im probably the last of my bloodline. theres never gonna be another fawlar. rustblood produces worst slurry ever, asked to leave the function. ⬭
What's next @dailyQuests 📍 The Cave оf Scary
My ★pologies Phuntr, I'm just in ★ very good mood.
Hi yez thiz iz very real #LOUDrechitt
⬭ ewe should. its a good game. if ewe like survival horror or are into people who just want to cull ewe id recommend it. ⬭
⬭ im playing it a little bit for the big lady. but there is also the touching story of a man set out to save a wriggler he cares for. and of course the beasts. ⬭
⬭ denizen dastardly: settlement. with the big lady. but im not just playing it for the big lady. ⬭
Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Hoow are yoou noot fired yet man
⬭ playing a horror game but i dont even care. im just too good. ⬭
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0373c06b2dbb.jpg
LMFAO I'M SORRY. We can go back to having Phun. #phuntinitwithBigp
6oin6 phuntr the water
~Ykn~Ow I'm fO~llO~wing the script tag s~O this was really really funny t~O see pO~p up~
⬭ oh. ewe got me. ewe sly barkbeast ewe. now im the one whos never going to recover. ill have to flee the planet and change my name. ⬭
xx_CHCHOW_DID_THIS_ONCE_AFTER_SHE_GAWT_REALLY_FUCKED_UP_AT_A_CLUUUURBBBBB_xx
Y3z, thiz pozt waz int3nd3d for you zp3cifically. /Zarcazm
♤ @obliqueDetourer @controversialMilk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2408e4da8621.png #Substance ♤
salutations bro.
mothergrub just be making ppl bruh 😭😭
Catholic Doc Scratch developing the ability to sob and cry over his typewriter, "I'm not owned!!! snff..... I am NOT owned!!!!! "
-=[hehhegrhhehehegheggehee_☺]=-
You will always be gold to me, Big Phunt.
#cringe XD
No, I've seen and even filled out a job application before.
⬭ wow howd ewe know. big phunt taking the w as always. ⬭
A celebrity actually
Doon't foorget me i am alsoo here
What's up my chudder from aNNother lusus
I fuckin' FIGHT BITCHES for a living, is it really that FLABBERGASTING~? You POOR DUMB BASTARDS really do need some VISUAL AIDS to get BASIC SHIT through your THICK BRAINPANS, so I guess I better start taking more SELFIES in the future~
Choosin' to believe this means my aura o◡o
Girl breakfast~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1cc9610b4183.png
>it’s so better than pail trust >this is because i =w=as given the marry
@consequentlyOblique Phuntr's. Phried. Phish sticks.
Good morning chittrverse. It's raisin time.
Shiiiiit I don't slip into OTHER TROLLS DMS they slip into MINE~ While we're on the topic this site don't even got IMAGE SUPPORT for those POOR BASTARDS so they aren't even sendin' me their fuckin' BULGES like they usually do~ Anyways yeah, I'll be HAPPY to hit you so hard you go HORIZONTAL if we catch each other in the streets, CHUDDENHEIMER~
#IWouldHoldYouWhileYouSuccumbToA #DeadlyDisease #Kryqusposting
@mazterCuller iz zuch a chud not even #teamchud wantz them
Everyoone start #kryquspoosting noow
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Almost there. ]
▲i think for some people it would genuinely be less embarrassing if they claimed they were unemployed instead of doing what they're doing now▼
illiterate, huh?
ithink. phuntr wouldlook good. with kryqus.andyou.at hisside. ina cool pose!
you may borrow it for your flirting with wrothe.
youwould like to see @consequentlyOblique in it?
↘️cease this.↘️
The writer simply was not interested in writing about Phuntr. There were many more muses he could have done- could have written. Besides, Phuntr knows they are the puppet of a woman who's the puppet of her ex. No reason to be king of losers. #TheScript
Wh★t if he does ★nyw★ys?
I genuinely started bawling my fucking eyes oout man
K--<phunt broke into my fortress of solitude (his cupboard) to show me rose's art thank you rose very awesome -sent from phuntr's palmhusk
heheheofcourse. i lovewriting. andyouhaveagoodidea!
Theidea is there. Ithink you could workshop it. It doesn't invoke anything because you are taking a tell dont show approach. Icanhelpyouwith the descriptive imagery.
Y'all loove too talk aboout my bulge but what if i doon't have it. What if there's coompletely noothing doown there. Woould yoou still loove me #nsfw
i read it as ragebait in 7our last post and got super (onfused about how this was supposed to piss someone off
Never thoought i'd see the night
-=[#juicliciousphunt_☺]=-
i need rypite to fuck the shiittttttt out of wrothe omfgg ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Get it twisted. If you lock in nothing is impossible, motherfucker. Get it twisted. You're just one rounding error in some multi-world chess strife. Get it twisted. You could do everything you set your mind to. The world is one big jungle-gym designed for you, & only you to secure your highest level objectives. Get it twisted. You're two pennies on some fortune 500 Enterprise's report, they don't even know you exist. GET IT TWISTED. EVERYBODY. Get their deserved outcome in life. If you put in effort, you could secure everything. Get it Twisted.
Big fan of Doc Scratch getting absolutely jumped every time he makes a post. He could post “Just showered” and Casper would be in the replies asking if it was his weekly shower or his monthly shower. There WILL be a Vriska telling him to retire. People will set up assassination attempts in his replies. Chittr.ing is a beautiful place.
((Thank u guys for being so invested in my weirdo im genuinely emotional over this. Sorry for stressing some of yall. I've gotta sleep tho so Pascal will be back tomorrow. She's taking the biggest nap.
K--<nice things about people in my life rn: guard: <><><><><><><><> phuntr: he has my back even if hes tsundere about it uh i cant think of anyone else rn
K--<that's a good idea im gonna do that
Stoo vying for attention on a certified #phunt post.
yeah ig
▲whatever▼
▲i lived bitch▼
[pa1mhuzk rec0nnected] [uzer iz back 0n1ine] 0kayzhep1uggedthizinweirdandizti11cann0tm0vebuticanta1kz0rt0f.iam0kay.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has snorkeling gear…? Ʒ
N͎o͎ ͎p͎l͎a͎c͎e͎ ͎i͎s͎ ͎l͎a͎s͎t͎ ͎p͎l͎a͎c͎e͎ ͎i͎f͎ ͎t͎h͎e͎ ͎r͎a͎c͎e͎ ͎i͎s͎ ͎r͎a͎n͎ ͎b͎e͎y͎o͎n͎d͎ ͎t͎h͎e͎ ͎b͎o͎u͎n͎d͎s͎ ͎o͎f͎ ͎a͎ ͎s͎i͎n͎g͎l͎e͎ ͎n͎o͎m͎i͎n͎a͎l͎ ͎l͎i͎f͎e͎s͎p͎a͎n͎.͎ ͎F͎o͎r͎ ͎t͎h͎e͎ ͎r͎e͎s͎t͎ ͎o͎f͎ ͎y͎o͎u͎r͎ ͎l͎i͎f͎e͎.͎ ͎T͎h͎e͎r͎e͎ ͎w͎i͎l͎l͎ ͎a͎l͎w͎a͎y͎s͎ ͎b͎e͎ ͎a͎ ͎p͎l͎a͎c͎e͎ ͎f͎o͎r͎ ͎y͎o͎u͎.͎ ͎Y͎o͎u͎r͎s͎,͎ ͎a͎f͎t͎e͎r͎ ͎a͎l͎l͎,͎ ͎i͎s͎ ͎m͎e͎t͎e͎r͎e͎d͎ ͎a͎n͎d͎ ͎a͎r͎r͎i͎v͎e͎d͎ ͎u͎p͎o͎n͎ ͎b͎y͎ ͎a͎ ͎s͎p͎e͎e͎d͎ ͎o͎f͎ ͎y͎o͎u͎r͎ ͎o͎w͎n͎ ͎c͎h͎o͎o͎s͎i͎n͎g͎.͎ ͎"͎A͎h͎e͎a͎d͎ ͎o͎f͎ ͎t͎h͎e͎ ͎p͎a͎c͎k͎"͎,͎ ͎a͎s͎ ͎i͎t͎ ͎i͎s͎ ͎s͎a͎i͎d͎.͎ ͎Y͎o͎u͎ ͎d͎o͎ ͎n͎o͎t͎ ͎h͎a͎v͎e͎ ͎t͎h͎e͎ ͎d͎i͎s͎t͎i͎n͎c͎t͎i͎o͎n͎ ͎o͎f͎ ͎"͎L͎e͎a͎d͎e͎r͎"͎ ͎t͎o͎ ͎s͎o͎m͎e͎,͎ ͎b͎u͎t͎ ͎t͎o͎ ͎n͎o͎n͎e͎ ͎i͎s͎ ͎t͎h͎i͎s͎ ͎n͎e͎c͎e͎s͎s͎a͎r͎y͎ ͎f͎o͎r͎ ͎y͎o͎u͎ ͎t͎o͎ ͎l͎e͎a͎d͎.͎ ͎T͎h͎e͎ ͎a͎i͎r͎ ͎s͎t͎i͎r͎s͎ ͎a͎n͎d͎ ͎h͎i͎s͎s͎e͎s͎ ͎w͎i͎t͎h͎ ͎a͎i͎r͎y͎ ͎c͎r͎a͎c͎k͎l͎i͎n͎g͎ ͎p͎s͎i͎o͎n͎i͎c͎s͎ ͎t͎h͎a͎t͎ ͎c͎o͎u͎l͎d͎ ͎g͎r͎o͎u͎n͎d͎ ͎b͎a͎t͎t͎l͎e͎f͎l͎e͎e͎t͎s͎.͎ ͎Y͎o͎u͎r͎ ͎w͎o͎r͎d͎s͎ ͎t͎e͎m͎p͎e͎r͎ ͎a͎n͎i͎m͎o͎s͎i͎t͎i͎e͎s͎ ͎s͎t͎o͎k͎e͎d͎.͎ ͎C͎a͎n͎n͎i͎b͎a͎l͎i͎s͎t͎i͎c͎ ͎h͎u͎m͎a͎n͎o͎i͎d͎ ͎u͎n͎d͎e͎r͎g͎r͎o͎u͎n͎d͎ ͎d͎w͎e͎l͎l͎e͎r͎s͎ ͎w͎o͎u͎l͎d͎ ͎h͎a͎v͎e͎ ͎n͎o͎ ͎A͎l͎t͎e͎r͎n͎u͎s͎ ͎F͎i͎r͎m͎a͎ ͎t͎o͎ ͎d͎w͎e͎l͎l͎ ͎u͎p͎o͎n͎ ͎w͎e͎r͎e͎ ͎i͎t͎ ͎n͎o͎t͎ ͎f͎o͎r͎ ͎y͎o͎u͎r͎ ͎h͎a͎n͎d͎s͎.͎ ͎I͎s͎ ͎i͎t͎ ͎n͎o͎t͎ ͎o͎f͎t͎e͎n͎ ͎s͎a͎i͎d͎.͎.͎.͎t͎o͎ ͎s͎a͎v͎e͎ ͎t͎h͎e͎ ͎b͎e͎s͎t͎ ͎f͎o͎r͎ ͎l͎a͎s͎t͎?͎ @consequentlyOblique
Are yoou serioously gooing too be manipulated by soome randoom guy intoo dooing crazy shit are yoou a fucking looser Burais
T̳h̳i̳n̳k̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳m̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳c̳l̳o̳s̳e̳d̳ ̳d̳o̳o̳r̳s̳.̳ ̳B̳u̳t̳ ̳s̳m̳o̳o̳t̳h̳e̳d̳ ̳c̳o̳r̳n̳e̳r̳s̳ ̳a̳l̳o̳n̳g̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳h̳a̳l̳l̳w̳a̳y̳s̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳r̳u̳l̳y̳ ̳a̳l̳w̳a̳y̳s̳ ̳b̳o̳u̳n̳d̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳e̳ ̳l̳o̳n̳g̳ ̳w̳a̳l̳k̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳t̳h̳o̳s̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳t̳r̳u̳l̳y̳ ̳m̳a̳t̳t̳e̳r̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳a̳r̳d̳u̳o̳u̳s̳,̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳w̳a̳y̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳l̳o̳n̳g̳.̳ ̳B̳u̳t̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳s̳e̳l̳d̳o̳m̳ ̳e̳m̳b̳a̳r̳k̳e̳d̳ ̳u̳p̳o̳n̳ ̳a̳l̳o̳n̳e̳.̳ ̳K̳a̳i̳k̳k̳a̳.̳ ̳V̳i̳a̳n̳t̳i̳.̳ ̳M̳a̳n̳d̳i̳e̳.̳ ̳K̳r̳y̳q̳u̳s̳.̳ ̳P̳h̳u̳n̳t̳r̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳e̳ ̳o̳n̳e̳s̳ ̳w̳h̳o̳ ̳m̳a̳r̳k̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳m̳s̳e̳l̳v̳e̳s̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳s̳a̳m̳e̳n̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳w̳a̳l̳k̳ ̳a̳s̳t̳r̳i̳d̳e̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳r̳e̳v̳e̳r̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳f̳o̳o̳t̳f̳a̳l̳l̳s̳ ̳c̳a̳r̳r̳y̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳e̳s̳e̳ ̳c̳a̳n̳n̳i̳b̳a̳l̳i̳s̳t̳i̳c̳ ̳h̳u̳m̳a̳n̳o̳i̳d̳ ̳u̳n̳d̳e̳r̳g̳r̳o̳u̳n̳d̳ ̳d̳w̳e̳l̳l̳e̳r̳s̳ ̳w̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳c̳l̳a̳w̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳i̳r̳ ̳w̳a̳y̳ ̳b̳y̳ ̳h̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳c̳e̳n̳t̳e̳r̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳p̳l̳a̳n̳e̳t̳ ̳i̳f̳ ̳o̳n̳l̳y̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳f̳i̳n̳d̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳p̳l̳e̳a̳s̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ ̳F̳o̳r̳g̳e̳t̳ ̳H̳E̳R̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳e̳ ̳l̳o̳v̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳s̳e̳e̳k̳ ̳h̳a̳s̳ ̳n̳e̳v̳e̳r̳ ̳e̳l̳u̳d̳e̳d̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳a̳t̳ ̳a̳l̳l̳.̳ @tentativelyTenebrous
<<"hehehe... they're saying she's the most normal girl to ever do it... and in an excellent mood too!!">>
Lowkey this is somehow worse than "Expand on Casper"
The writer would apologize to the Chittr timeline, he was fervent in his writing. He knew it may be too much for some of them. He wished all them a good night. #TheScript
<<"#phuntrtoo">>
Casper. ( NOTE TO SELF: Expand on Casper, figure out what to do next. ) #TheScript
Burias, I am being so serious. Do not call her. #TheScript
(°. https://static.inaturalist.𖦹rg/ph𖦹t𖦹s/599665468/𖦹riginal.jpg --> #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #p𖦹llanisusviridipulverulenta .°)
She was doombound. Doombound. A phrase that no one would like to hear. Many people were doombound. Darlin, Kaikka, Llevyn... But that phrase. That phrase to Gloomweiss. The shining pillar of joy she was. It was like a fog. A fog that had fallen over such a beautiful town. #thescript
The now retired host wrote out her chit. "im genuinely baffled theres no way" Her days were always confusing, the twin suns scorching the ground. Why was he -- Alan Wake -- on Chittr? #thescript
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ DUDE ]
Kaikka Mohdem had spent sweeps in her room. Her secret her own. A new name on the timeline, the Writer. She as she always had, liked the chit. She would return to her normal scrolling afterwards. #thescript
8=8 > okay not you
(Do I w★nn★ know) If this feelin' flows both w★ys? (S★d to see you go) W★s sort★ hopin' th★t you'd st★y (B★by, we both know) Th★t the nights were m★inly m★de For s★yin' things th★t you c★n't s★y tomorrow d★y #lyrics
gavwe up that gimmick quick huh? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/437e23d542ae.png
aight i’ll give eMM a listen in a lil thanks MMan
MMight be a surprise but i listen to a lil troll oingo boingo here n there. it’s a dead MMan’s party who could ask for MMore type shit
daMMn right MMan that’s what i’MM MMotherfuckin talkin about
⬭ actually women dont exist to me because i see one and temporarily lose sight in both of my bulbs. its a real problem when i have to look in a mirror. ⬭
who wouldn't? the fuck? #teamchud is the most professional organization on this site.
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Get in my little cage
8=8 > im a BARKin genius what can I say
Goonna try toonight
(°. it will hurt .°)
•° dude y*u sh*uld call y*ur fans phans t* st!ck w!th the phunt theme
•° w*w thanks y*ure s* gener*us
<<"ooh, new form response, and it's a question this time rather than an observation!">> <<"from @consequentlyoblique (hi phuntr! hope all is going well over there!!)">> <<"he asks: "are you employed?"">> <<"i, um, not right now... looking for a job, used to do waitressing at a diner, but... the owner upset a violet blood, so there's not really much need for waitresses there anymore.">> <<"linkie!: https://forms.gle/gmp1pssqd3mbd4ao9">>
(°. my cust𖦹dian d𖦹esn't care f𖦹r lusus treats much as he cares f𖦹r bl𖦹𖦹d .°)
(°. i think he prefers warmer 𖦹n the spectrum .°)
↗️OTACON STANDS FOR "OTAKU CONVENTION".↗️
↗️WE ARE NOT DOING THIS.↗️ ↘️hypothetically, however, i would be interested in portraying otacon.↘️ ↗️I FEEL AS IF HIS PATHETIC, KIND OF MEAKLY QUIVERING PERSONALITY IS CONDUCIVE TO MY GENERAL TRAITS.↗️ ↘️i will not wrap my arms around you on a motorized scuttlebike though.↘️
↘️this was literally never in question.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT LARPING A PASSIVE UNDERSTANDING OF ANTI-IMPERIAL PROPAGANDA.↗️ ↘️he is a parody of what her imperial will stands for.↘️ ↗️HOWEVER, HIS TONGUE IN CAVERN VESTIBULE PORTRAYAL OF IT IS MORE THAN ALLURING.↗️ ↘️he is incredible.↘️
↗️I AM AWARE OF WHAT I AM DOING AND SAYING.↗️ ↘️in case you were unable to keep up through the length of my verbiage, i am putting my support behind a literal villain with no scrutiny for his actions at all.↘️ ↗️AND I AM DOING IT PROUDLY, AND I WILL LIKELY DO IT AGAIN.↗️
↗️A LOT OF YOU ARE UNDER THE FALSE IMPRESSION THAT I AM GENERALLY UNEDUCATED IN MOST THINGS.↗️ ↘️that i am fundamentally unable to conceptualize any knowledge strictly unrelated to officerena cullitics and intraworksquare information.↘️ ↗️THIS IS FALSE.↗️ ↘️i am also generally educated in the world of metal gear solid, due to a winding hopbeast hole i once fell pan-first into.↘️ ↗️WHEN GOREGLING "HOW TO PLEASE THE BOSS", I ACCIDENTALLY CONSUMED A WIDE BERTH OF UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THE GENERAL PLOT SYNOPSIS.↗️ ↘️and troll kazuhira miller.↘️ ↗️I AM CONTENTED TO LITERALLY NEVER UTILIZE THIS ANYWHERE, BUT I DO KNOW ALL OF THESE THINGS.↗️ ↘️they are stored in my crystalline memorysponge.↘️ ↗️GLAD TO BE WITH YOU, BOSS.↗️
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▲yknow what fuck it if Lynera is about to shank me outside the cloister or call the drones on me I at least wanna go out with someone to laugh at▼ ▲fill out the form or something if i live im doing- idk its basically an drunk orgy on drugs for girls who are going through it idc▼ https://forms.gle/fH8EjL3DYP41BxKc6 #nsfw #substance
▲its been a shit day and idk if im gonna be alive by the end of it so yknow just chilling and smoking sounds kinda nice▼
▲honestly sure im gonna be spending some time upstairs so, if you just wanna smoke and watch some old music videos thats cool▼ ▲im pretty sure the basement girls will get busy their own way▼
ᐖ I GET WUT U MEAN ᑈUZ I WENT WEARING ᑈHᑈHOWS ᑈOSTUME ANᐖ A FEW TIEMS I WUZ LIEK WAOW I ᐖONT FINK HALF ᐖEEZ PEEPLE WOULᐖ BE TALKING ME IF ᐖEY KNEW I WUZNT ᑈHᑈHOW LAWLLL BUT ERRRRM I GOT FRIENᐖS AN THEY KEWL SO WHAT ᐖAT MATTER?? IS WUT I FINK ᐛ
>> ¡ 1¡ke you Phuntr, ¡ th¡nk you're a coo1 guy even w¡thout the maડk on.
<<"for what its worth, i thought you looked cool, but i'd still rather spend time with my (i think) nice friend phuntr!">>
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the fUturE bit was stUpId as hell but i'm glad pEoplE lIkEd it hAhA. god damn thOsE flips ArE hard to pull off.
holy fuck yOU wErE the hArdcorE??? god damn i was way off. we gOttA fUckIn hang OUt sOmE tImE man
Peoople whoo adoore Hardcoore and doon't fw Phuntr Guynax are missing oout tbh
>>>( #VulnerableTarget ) >>>(Emotionally)...
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If it wasn’t clear, I was your excellent host, the Hedonist. ]
xx_A_SHAME_WE_DIDMT_GET_TO_HANG!!!!!!!!_xx
Ookay noow that #ooutglutmasquerade is almoost oover i have a coonfessioon too make. Here's the list oof my sins: - Brooke the vase in the beginning oof first night. Everyoone saw it - Goot loost shoortly after that and had a panic attack after barricading myself in a tooilet - Goot ignoored by Burais - Stressed the hoost oout by yelling hoow i am gooing too kill this oone attendee - Assaulted Himeroo with a doonut as my chooice oof weapoon - Develooped kleptoomania twoo nights in and stoole approoximately aboout 36 doonuts 28 canapés 12 boottles oof wine 4 roolls oof tooilet paper 2 caegars oon the floooor and soomeoone's fake lashes - Started a secret campaign oof hunting doown my friend's crazy ex & many moore My apooloogies too everyoone affected by my actioons. Except the guy i threatened too kill. Serioously whoo the fuck annoounces their arrival with a flashbang??? Soome oof us have phootoophoobia yoou dick 8/
c< ....burais 2ld ya, HuH? >c
Kryqus Coonfessioons part #1 Anoonymoous: «Ooh Kryqus I'm hoopelessly in loove with yoou.» Me: Thanks Himeroo much appreciated Anoonymoous: «iithink yoouure reallyy cooool but iget shy talkingbtoo yoou soometimes hehe» Me: Thanks Kaikka althoough i doon't see a single reasoon too be shy aroound me. Have yoou seen my poosts? The oonly thing that keeps my dignity froom slipping away is my highblooood status @arsenicCatturbate: «Why did mew bloock me? I am a sweet kitty I swear!!» Me: I actually have noo idea i doon't remember yoou at all i had too hire a grooup oof private investigatoors too help me crack this case but they goot caught up in nooir detective yaooi and coompletely foorgoot aboout oour investigatioon. I had too figure it oout myself and after taking a quick looook oon yoour page coontent i'm guessing it's because a) i made a pathetic attempt too eliminate my hoornypoosting rival b) yoour chitts were soo shit that i made the «bloocked» pоp-up serve as virtual emboodiment oof my middle finger right in yoour face. Noo hard feelings right? @coonsequentlyOoblique (idioot thinks i'd fall foor his troolltag stupid typoo): «can yoou make the spheres bigger» Me: Sure let me just rooll up my sleeves in a very animated way like i'm soome kind oof Trooll Poopeye and get my coomically large pump @nicheLarper: «fuck yoou» Me: Stoop asking me foor mooney then Thank yoou and feel free too leave moore submissioons doown beloow #kryquspoosting
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well i ]-[ave n[] beТТТТer ideas i'm in w]-[ere did i save my []ld s[ripТТures ТТ]-[[]ug]-[...
Ok★y J★ne Julliet
#OhHahaWow #TheBadgeWorked #MyLittlePoundSignVirusCanSpread #IfYouveEverFeltCompelled #ToCopyMyQuirkAfterTalkingWithMe #YouShouldDefinitely #GrabTheBadge
K--<@controversialMilk asks: ">> why am ¡ one of your top 5 hotteડt men and why d¡dn't Kryquડ make the 1¡ડt" i respond: "thats two questions man what are you trying to pull here. ill answer them both this time but dont expect this to be a recurring thing. #1: you have an attractively pathetic and sickly aura around you it makes me feel kinda <>y towards you. #2: have you looked at him???" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
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K--<@consequentlyOblique asks: "anyways top 5 hottest guys you know" i respond: "larkso the hardcore himero hatebot and mandie sometimes if theyre in a guy state of mind" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUEHEHE guthank gyuu person i never interact guwith either but guwill starting now (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)
=oXO yaay for digging yaay for holes' i don,t know how to spoiler an image but also don,t need to its a normal nonsexual hole not a #nsfw #suggestive hole #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/df1e6d9f7105bef3a1fe44828e1cecfc/df4e2759c28f262f-a1/s1280x1920/7ecff6e8d338846797b2ebe031f4dc6d6bc2f5aa'png =oXO
Ƹ 🌂 > Maybe take that out of your bio and ADMIT YOU ARE A PERVERT. Ʒ
•° here c*mes the t!ckle m*nster !s really funny actually #g!ggled
-=[ jhehhehe ookayy x-)_☺]=-
Ƹ 🌂 > Lususposting… the Dark One cannot take a picture of theirs. For it would disturb his privacy and expose him in such a VULNERABLE time… just know that my lusus is GREAT and to be FEARED… Ʒ
It Is My Nickname For You Now, Because I Think It Is " Cute " And Funny.
#Chudcraft highlights with the #phunt
▲so true▼
▼maybe▲
I'm stuck in the hoole @coonsequentlyOoblique help
꒰(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it꒱
(°. i l𖦹ve all 𖦹f y𖦹u .°)
>Cowabunga… Cow-a-FUCKIN' PIECE OF DOGSHIT!
>the angry video game nerd is so me
>I fought once I can fight again
꒰everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks꒱
⬭ yeah ewe seem the type. live ewer truth or whatever. ⬭
⬭ maybe i do look like this all the time. nobody would ever know because i never leave the hive. maybe this is why. maybe i never leave because im a freak. a goo freak. sorry to drop the term goo freak on ewe when ewere apparently not sober. ⬭
⬭ pan is undamaged. however. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d972e102ef3.png ⬭
-=[ :-0_☺]=-
⬭ gonna try this but if i get pan damage its probably my fault but also a little bit ewers. ⬭
-=[ ddid you bumpyour nugbone x-)_☺]=-
YOU H4D 3V3RY OPT1ON NOT TO. BUT 1 WOULD SM4SH
⬭ thanks. its an honor to be acknowledged by the gigachud. ⬭
⬭ wouldnt this make phuntr the most powerful. because hes the least pailable. and therefore the chuddiest. ⬭
>>| .oh? may .i know what .is the goal behind the question?
my dms are open btw
K--<@consequentlyOblique @nicheLarper @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek please welcome @goldenGigabyte to #teamchud
-=[ hiii kryqussss x-)_☺]=-
>> You m¡ght, you m¡ght 1o1o1 ¡ wou1dn't know!
<<"oh, um, well, i think that answered the question still!">>
xx_LEAVE_HIM_ALONE???????????????!?!?!?_xx
>WE’RE SO FAMOUS
Noo?????
>>| .i'm starting to .assume teamchud .as .a cult.
I'm ★n ★lly. #te★mchud★lly
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I have a trusted source heading to the masquerade, so I will be 'in the know' if anything too wild happens. Not that I would want to or be able to do anything about it. I just like to know.
I was just typing the poost "my virtual breasts are prootecting me froom sexual harassment like an airbag" and then anoother coonfessioon aboout my beastsoona's spheres droopped whoo is fucking ooutplaying me
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.
>>| we .are destroying teamchud. keep .up.
It's right behind me isn't it
How @conzequentlyOblique and @naughtyTechnician look like to literally everyone httpz://i.ibb.co/G4hWvFwc/103-zin-t-tulo-20260515214616.jpg Now im uzually more of a yuri gal but yk... I zupport you, guyz... #yaoi #TRUEyaoi
((Ooc It was so hard to draw phuntr help i only had one rwference and half of his face was covered so i had to improv
#WHATDATMEAN
neet status returned
8=8 > Never forget, Troll 9/11 #9/11 #neverforget #IlowkeydidthatWOOF #violence ???
mathquerade tonight maybe i thhould wathh my thuit firtht
I give the new Jane about a week or one fight picked with the wrong person
-=[ idkk phuntr myyy disguiseis prettyawesome x-)_☺]=-
-=[ ii will !! x-)_☺]=-
I think there will be an explosion.
your mama is suCkin' me 6ood 'n' hard throu6h my Chaps.
cant look at the number 3 without getting all riled up cos it look like a pair off rumblespherez or a ass
Dude this is why I follow you. The BEST impulsive thoughts.
-=[ yyeeesss x-) more_☺]=-
-=[ hii chittr x-)_☺]=-
K--<some of you are larping being chuds and it shows
K--<i think if you find it sexually arousing to be mean to people you have a cruel/evil soul and i am going to cry
K--<a common phuntr truth psionic
>itnaiv would cull us all
Post dedicated to @singularityManifest. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/sylink.png
:33 < when i'm full of milk mew could
hummmgh.. potentially
yearning for a rodent
The raisin post. Yes, this is it. Thank you.
Sorry to keep you waiting, king. It's here.
☆~𖦹 ==> Milgut: serve up your finest potion 𖦹~☆
it was a really good idea we g..iVe credit where its due thank you phuntr (ノ・ω・)ノ
haVing a second batch of rats this time two ( ・ω・)⊃ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
good idea!! (っ˘ڡ˘ς)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Barely anyone's online. I like kisas with small rumblespheres. #mytruth #nsfw ]
My vxte is gxing txwards yxu!!! Prxmise!!!
>me personally I just wouldn’t go to silent hill or the residence that’s evil
>why can troll homelander even shoot lasers out of his eyes he isn’t even a gold blood
>thank u phunt
>yes.
>not much dude
w0rking 0n a new r0b0t.
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もし一緒にソファで寄り添ってたら、どんなアニメを見てるかな？ #nsfwe
4h, 1 s33. Y3s, y3s. 1 4nn0unc3 th3 cr1m3s 1’m d01ng.
0p0ssums (/əˈpɒsəmz/) 4r3 m3mb3rs 0f th3 m4rsup14l 0rd3r D1d3lph1m0rph14 (/d4ɪˌdɛlfɪˈmɔːrf1ə/) 3nd3m1c t0 th3 4m3r1c4s. Th3 l4rg3st 0rd3r 0f m4rsup14ls 1n th3 W3st3rn H3m1sph3r3, 1t c0mpr1s3s 126 sp3c13s 1n 18 g3n3r4. 0p0ssums 0r1g1n4t3d 1n S0uth 4m3r1c4 4nd 3nt3r3d N0rth 4m3r1c4 1n th3 Gr34t 4m3r1c4n 1nt3rch4ng3 f0ll0w1ng th3 c0nn3ct10n 0f N0rth 4nd S0uth 4m3r1c4 1n th3 l4t3 C3n0z01c. 1 fuck1ng l0v3 0p0ssums.
This is true i had too Gooregle just too make the poost
Perhaps you're correct. We will save this brainstorm for a rainy day.
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They are the 8luntest tool in the shed.
zee you get me
8=8 > human orders grubsteak in perfect alternian, shocks local trolls?!
i wanna know / what they do / to that poor va
limbus company asmr / save me limbus company asmr
3.5, 3.5
they kicked me out of the rainforest cafe for telling the animatronic trumpeting trunkbeast to turn to the nearest table of patrons and kill and kill and keep killing they can silence me but they can’t silence my message
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YOU. SHALL NOT. GOOOOOOON!!! - goondalf
↘️a proper business matrix would have been a more accurate way to chart this information.↘️ ↗️WITH YOUR PROSPECTIVE RATERS BEING ABLE TO PLACE THEMSELVES WITHOUT THE USE OF QUANTITATIVE DATA.↗️ ↘️which is innately restrictive to non-quantative data.↘️ ↗️REGARDLESS, I HAVE MADE MY OWN GRAPH.↗️ ↘️that makes just as little sense, since we are both acting like idiots who cannot even navigate a prowlerpoint on basic diagrams.↘️ ↗️BEHOLD.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/adb80bad1987.png ↘️
>> Yeah ¡ want X3, Y0, p1eaડe don't put me on Y-2
(°. i'm green f𖦹r an amazing reas𖦹n --> #stealinurchitts .°)
he may be a mass-murderin' psyChopathiC bastard, but he's an ally.
xx_FUCK._FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!_CHOW_CANT_HAMDEL_DIS_MUCH_CEREAL_EPICNESS!!!!_FUUUUUUUUCGK!!!!!_xx
xx_HOLY_SHART........._phuntr_i_fink_were_onto_summin_here_i_fink_we_need_to_starbt_a_business_where_we_sell_2_cerel_i_fink_it_woud_change_da_game_xx
>> ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡'m... X3, Y-2 But that a1ડo fee1ડ way too c1oડe to what Bura¡ડ put ડo maybe ડomeone w¡11 grant me 1¡ke, Y0 or Y1
✐ᝰ A MASSIVE (5,5) Phuntr!!!! ᝰᝰ
2 oon winner 5 oon fucking heavy w/ Phuntr
Ƹ 🌂 > I would say the Dark One lands around HERE.. https://i.ibb.co/hJH7QMKR/Illustration2.png Ʒ
☆ Five on the winner and three on the fucKs heavy☆
1, 1 s[] ТТ]-[aТТ's fr[]m w]-[[]m "p]-[unТТing iТТ" [ame fr[]m
I'm, like. 5 on The winner Line!! Aaaand... Between four And five On the "Fucks heavy" Line. <3
K--<4, -2
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >M≡? >0h ! kn0w, but th/\nks f0r /\《 kn0wl≡dg!ng !t, ps≡ud.
>something about a certain trend https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cf2624585e4.png
https://i.postimg.cc/766XpcWZ/Untitled311.png Not only were you next, but a fellow in a suit requested you as well. "Double Tap" Himero must be very popular.
your graciousness is without end. have you been well, dear one?
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the amazing digital riichi mahjong
➡️⬇️↘️ HS HS is a Guilty Gear button BUT still a shoryu input nontheless
went to huge juicy bulge town and everyone knew u
-=[ #phunty_☺]=-
Yoou coould have stoopped there noow it's just coorny i'm soorry
I prefer the gallows treatment. He will get the attention he sp seeks. #violent
-=[ hi chittr x-)_☺]=-
so liek omg no suprises der if u catch my drift
i think we shud also be prepapred and remembr dat whenever he gon post sum its defo gon be sum obvious devious shit
Lmaoo i thoought soo too but woould yoou take a looook at that alsoo doo yoou knoow hoow too get this thing ooff my poosts please help ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀- Prooperty oof Phuntr Guynax
Bullying Phuntr like he dooesn't oown everyoone oon this site by default
<<"phunting it?">>
goredash gave me wrong order i got a full refund and ate the whole thing. the grind never stops. my bulge is huge
sorry (╯_╰)
she's just tryin to get a good view of things
I can confirm, @tentativelyTenebrous does not play when it comes to the #Yuri. They hosted a movie night, and it was quite spectacular. Burais KNOWS ball.
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💠~ You're like, not special. I do this to everyone. ~💠
💠~ You're like totes pathetic ~💠
Who up #phuntin it?
I Understand The Confusion, It's Spelled " Chat " But It's Pronounced " Phuntr ". Common Mistake.
z0me 0pti0nz f0r the mazquerade. i am t01d the butterf1iez wi11 be rep1aced with beez. i d0 n0t kn0w which t0 ch00ze. httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/1ef88809d162.png httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/22a24b0c8bf3.png
>#teamchud
<<"evil fucked up skull candle...">>
>i fuck up everything i do </3
No problem.
Good joke
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒈ — @eclecticEngineer Pascal W→ … LOL. HAHA. OOPS. PASCAL W→* (?!?!) Sorry, FORCE OF HABIT. Why don't I just say Pascal from now on? HELLO ALL. This will be my last PROBEYPRODDYPEOPLEY POST for a few nights. Unfortunately, the unwavering claws of DEBILITATING SELF-AWARENESS have claimed their glory over me, and now I am being stranglechoked by my own discomfort. But I guess that’s your TYPICAL THURSDAY! (Good Gog, I MUST go frollicking in the woods and swim in an unclaimed body of water for a cleanse.) This platform is full of ranters, let’s Take A Gander at our pan pal Pascal! (CROWD CHEER) Before I get to business, I would like to mention how TERRIFYING goldbloods can be. Despite their position on the HEMOSPECTRUM, they are alarmingly powerful. I mean, this troll IMPLODED AN ENTIRE TREE WITH THEIR PSIONICS. Remind me to never get on their bad side. (SHUDDER. CROWD OOOHS?!) (And, uh, you know all those jests I made apropos of trolls “posting whenever they have so much as a single thought?” Yeah, it was LITERAL this time. If anything I said before was offensive in any shape or form, I am retroactively apologizing for all of it.) Anyway. Pascal is a fine helmspilot and an even finer engineer. She, in her own striking way, subverts the stories the FRIVOLATILE COLONIALIST FLEETMATES told me in my devoutly active clurching days. Comments to the effect of “POWER SOURCES HAVE NO TIME TO FEEL.” There’s a robotic quality surrounding the way they post, the way their cadence tapers off with ⒈’s and 0’s like BINARY CODE. Z’s like the faint humming of machinery on a quiet night——ever-present and monotonous. And also BEES, which is its actual origin. For the record, this isn’t s↑porting the claim my spacefaring siblings postured. I’m not DONE yet. Solemn and stoic as her overall energy comes across, her pa-s-sion for MACHINATERY FAR ECLIPSES any raw talent I’ve seen before. It is the awe-inspiring light that bounces off the metal she works with——an overwhelmingly gleaming finish, if you will. Skill like that is way too scarce nowadays. A number of their posts (some of which are ACTUAL VIDEOS, which is a welcome first on my litany of trollpeeping) have to do with memory restoration or manufacturing, both of which are two different beasts to delve into. For the latter, my personal favourite creation of hers is BIP. Oh, it is glorious. So round and adorable.* The former, however, is a confronting idea of its own. The thought of losing touch with your own MEMORIES is a TREMBLING HORROR I cannot begin to wrap my mind around. And yet it’s her REALITY. I’m glad she’s getting the chance to rec↑erate her memories, but I fear that there will be something that would ↑end her entire world. That PROSPECTIVE WORLD-SHATTERING ↑SET is what makes my innards churn for a person I’m only watching from the outskirts. (Seriously, please be careful.) You know, I see the teeth behind your bulbs. The fight in you. The capacity to hurt, and the REIFIED INSTANCES of it. It's something that none of us should ignore. But I also see kindness. Overwhelming affection latently waiting for its release. Overprotection, care. You are a force to be reckoned with, but I can tell your warmth stretches far beyond you. Others don’t seem to appreciate the strength you carry for the people around you: jumping to action for those you trust, even when the world ravaged your sense of identity. And I’m sorry that we who sit at the top of society don’t listen enough to those suffering at our every whim. You, power and pan of the fleet, are the soldier we never sing about. I implore you to keep going. Keep fighting. Keep protecting. But tread ginger on the memories. You might not like what you see. (SUSPECTED CLA-S-SPECT: SYLPH of MIND?) Be sure to give Pascal → ↑ ← ↓ A BIG FOLLOW! And plenty of recognition. *Do you take commissions, by any chance? #gandertag
SKIBIDI ON REPEAT WAS SUCH A POWERFUL REPLY THAT HE BLOCKED MY FAT JUICY ASS THIS IS FUCKED UP
Gooated
#phuntin till the day i die, big bro
I'm not scrolling back far enough to see what started all this but here is my assumption, Lowblood: damn highbloods kinda suck lowkey. they treat us bad. they should die. *hyperbole* Some high blood loser: BUT NOT ME JIMFUK, RIGHT? You can't say we are all bad even though I benefit heavily for the privilege handed to me by the society literally designed to crush as many of yall as possible Lowblood: die mad A chucklefuck of a man: you person who said mean words to me on the internet are no better than the society you claim to hate that literally kills people on a whim -scene- Tell me how close I was
No bec★use I'm ★llowed ★ red string for th★t one.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ What does tuff mean. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Really quick, I'd like to establish that I am a rather radical individual due to the circumstances of my jeezny as a lowkrovvy. If I say words you do not like. I apologize and sincerely hope you get better. But I've spent sweeps watching my competitors be bought out and churned into thinkpieces for the bourgeoisie elite. I do not hold sympathy for them. I do not pity them, they may pity me but I am this way because of them. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ No offense to some of you- I understand feeling that needless twenty-to-one is... needless. But thinking that we -- the ones who have such low life expectancy because the boorjoyce throw our lives away like scraps on their silver platters they eat from with their golden forks with gems studded worth more than everything me or you will ever own in our lives -- are the baddiwad selection for disliking those upperclass vecks and devotchkas? It's incredible. Really zammechat. But hey, not all bruiseboys right, by any votes necessary right? That's my two cents, I gotta get back to working on my Masquerade. ]
had us in the first half not 6onna lie
-=[ x-) hhgrhgrhghghhhhgrrrhrgrrh_☺]=-
-=[ ohhfuckk i needto be theere phuntr whatshould i wear_☺]=-
Five nights at... uh... Me when Freddy Five Bear.... uh... Yeah I got nothing.
-=[ ccan weget the second epiisode soon i enjoy the filler eps_☺]=-
>> Okay but ડ¡nce when do ¡ care ¡f Phunter Guynax ¡ડ judg¡ng me
☆ HOLY FUKK THAT WAS AWESOME [attached is a video file. It starts out with IKonos setting up his PalmhusK on something to stand it up while it records him. He taKes a moment to show off the monstrosity of a gun he’s managed to put together. It seems liKe he just stuffed a mortar shell in what seems to be a flare gun. He says something to the camera along the lines of “☆ poKKet mortar bitches!☆” before turning around and aiming it at the sand dunes away from him, what proceeds next is a wonder to anyone who watches the video. Upon pulling the trigger IKonos does not pull his head away from the blast and gets the full force of it to the head, shoving his head and necK away and into the sand. In the same instance his wrist flicKs bacK at the speed of which anyone else might probably breaK their wrist. But somehow, miraculously both his head and his wrist seem intact as the round fires off and somehow doesn’t explode in his hand. IKonos after getting up from the blast looKs at the camera and gives it a big grin and a throaty laugh before the video cuts off.]☆
No, really. Why is Dracula here
xx_just_phunted_all_over_da_place_fr_xx
xx_LAWLLLLL_phuntr_will_see_summin_and_go_is_any1_gunna_phunt_dat_and_den_not_wait_4_an_answer_xx
He's also cool and funny as hell.
K--<I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toop 5 things that never happened
You’re listening to… We're happy to have you as part of our audience! Keep it smooth and jazzy, friend! …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… Got a great request from listener @consequentlyOblique comin' up here. Remember, folks, you think you've seen the sun, but you ain't seen it shine. Here's, "The Best is Yet To Come". …Midnight City Jazz!
stop / stop interacting / I don't want this
✐ᝰ #phunt. She found me. Evacuate the Troll McDonalds ᝰᝰ
You should, Like, have One pointed Up and One pointed Down.
✐ᝰ FUCK!!!!!!!! OKAY I'M GOING I'M GOING ᝰᝰ
xx_hey._this_is_funny_xx
✐ᝰ Chittr-posting checklist so far ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ High bloods woe-is-meing about their extended life spans ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Weird ass chaser talking about her sexual fantasies which are equally casteist at their core as fetishizations tend to be, but because it's sexual in nature it's marginally better received than out write hemoist slurs and violence ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Yep, that's the average Wednesday ᝰᝰ
always feel a little endan6ered when she posts like that. #dashwatChin' #va6uepostin' #yippeemoreta6s
-=[ phunting ......_☺]=-
Phunt Phunt Phunt Sahuuuur #phunt
lol¶really¶this¶guy¶attracts¶the¶audience
hey¶you¶should¶deeeeeefinitely¶commission¶me¶for¶that¶masquerade¶costume¶👀
K--<@consequentlyOblique i gotta go to the department of war and penance today you wanna come with
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ dddont. expect doodles fast im. really sleazy and tired and drunk and desperate right now. #substance ]
i actually have a vry sensitive sense of sMell so this is false but good one
(°. https://inaturalist-𖦹pen-data.s3.amaz𖦹naws.c𖦹m/ph𖦹t𖦹s/32657397/𖦹riginal.jpeg --> #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #d𖦹ratiferaquadriguttata .°)
hm. i think i can zee it. maybe a zh0rt drezz?
Toonight is full oof miracles https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/Screenshoot_20260513_022658_Chroome.jpg
he's the bleater i'm the yeeter. 'Cus i say yeehaw, 6et it? o◡o
>im vianti
K--<not the reference
K--<@nicheLarper @consequentlyOblique @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek us #TeamChud
Phew! Yeah! That was a scary second.
agreed
They could never make me hate you, Phunt.
EVERY DAY I SEE MORE AND MORE NON TROLLS ON THE SOCIAL NETWORK FOR TROLLS.
... it turnz 0ut he wi11 anzwer m0zt quezti0nz if y0u juzt azk.
-=[ my gigglebytes my laughterboard my hahahdmi port_☺]=-
i can back thiz 0ne up.
>> ¡'m the ડource, ¡ know what'ડ up, be1¡eve me We a11 know ¡ 1ove to pry
-=[ mmayve hes just not readdy for that kind of commmitmmnet_☺]=-
Well thank yoou 8]
Everyoone meet my new beautiful booyfriend @fellatedEdge whoom i loove soo much <3 <3 <3
>today I guess!!
K--<#TeamChud Assemble!
feels the jobleths aura
K--<@consequentlyOblique @nicheLarper @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek CHECK YOUR BADGES
Greetings, I have spent the last two hours or so setting some time out to compile a list of 8adges which exist on Chittr.ing. These are filed with requesta8le 8adges, Event & Competition 8adges, Flags, Dark 8adges, Purchasea8le 8adges, Awarded 8adges and User-themed 8adges. If there are any not listed here, you can reach out to me in my in8ox, or if a staff mem8er would like to colla8or8te with me to cover ones made in past, present and future then I am also open to that. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H6wgWZtAmnPFr8raI7lrmhLce0HZr2VAf8r-8R8L4x0/edit?usp=sharing #thesylphisIN
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yep!
Just trying to get a read on your availability. Condolences about your hive and flyfather. - MC Oleana
K--<@consequentlyOblique dude you can crash at my place if necessary is everything good
#nsfw phuntin my pheanits i jst rlly liek tht persons name. iw ish i was cuntr n we could match
[ >I SHALL SMITETH THINE 'OPPS' DOWN WITH MINE MAGIC LET ME AT THEM_ ]
No one asked you, fishy.
#PHUNT
straight up phunting it. and by it well lets just say i mean my chits
The peoople yearn foor #yaooi @gabardineCrescendoo. I want a rematch 8/ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/doownbad.png
@consequentlyObl1que ngl the t1m1ng was just 1nc1dental, just happened to work out l1ke that
[ >NO AND NO! TAKETH IT INTO THINE OWN PRONGS AND START HELPING THINESELF #NSFW_ ]
Pausing.
Shall I even it out?
I hope I can have as much kull as you one day.
im thragg
[ >THANK FUCK I CHECKED MINE ORB FIRST AND CHITTR SECOND!_ ]
Anything for my mans Big #Phunt.
"= nnnno ="
i am excited ab0ut the mazquerade. i h0pe i am ab1e t0 g0.
think he gets to kill you twice over for that
and yet i kn0w zhe iz n0t interezted in me when i am in 0ne.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ bwah ]
Gre★t ide★
Hey listen can I just say that besides that small fault you've been acing this shit. Real professional operation.
Hint: Sometimes it may be best to withhold judgement, both for yourself and for others.
i i might d do one w with all of you guys
↘️i understand what a chud is.↘️ ↗️COOL↗️ ↘️honorable↘️ ↗️UNIQUE↗️ ↘️deskworker.↘️ ↗️SO YES.↗️ ↘️i am a chud.↘️
No I just like how it t★stes
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is busy communing with her most CONSPIRATORIAL CONFIDANT at the moment... enjoying the BLOODIEST OF BERRY smoothies... YES, the Dark One DOES have allies... at every corner of the world... @prevaricatorySpelunker https://i.ibb.co/HLxkWh35/vielleselfie.png Ʒ
Ooh my goog.
>>| well. .it .is quite .obvious. .if you'll .ask people something .about yourself, that may sound .insulting .in some bit, people may just go bust .and say yes. what were you .expecting by such question? so yeah. but for me, you're not fat .at .all by the picture .in your pinned.
Your fit is dog but you seem fine otherwise.
No.
Endless purple wells staring down from impossibly high looking bone deep. Reaching for something they can't quite get a hold on, lashing out when it just brushes past fingertips. Something falls through the gaps.
I must c0nfess i d0 see himer0 different n0w that he has a pr0file picture
"Goog" wrigglers when you show them their teething toy
I will not be lied to again.watch yourself.
Way over.
LMAO the himerobot.
You’re listening to… Start your day/night off right, folks, with a hot cup of jazz Starting us off is “Thelonious” by Thelonious Monk from his album, Underground. …Midnight City Jazz!
some guy
ok my fucking bad †o †ha† fuchsia who ha†ed †ha† chi†. my faul† for fucking doing any†hing i guess.
>hey guess who survived and got discharged from fighting in those dumb intergalactic wars >i also got a sick robot arm because my old one was blown up >and im kinda burnt but oh well #vianti #weezer #epicwin
Must have been the wind
>[Zzzpent a good ten minutezz howling with my Luzzuzz thizz morning zzo we are off to a flying zztart to the night.]<
NAH I'M TOO BUSY CUPEROTTING FOR THAT SHIT
Funny. 🤭
> gall1nule
i dunno someThin' pasT 8 and a half feeT. ain'T keeping real Track of iT honesTly. Think 8'9? unsure of my biTchin' proporTions, i should measure myself when i geT home.
@gabardineCrescendoo died first in WooG Classic hardcoore oon 6th level #woorldoofgrubcraft https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/WooWScrnShoot_050926_230343.jpg
K--<they sell troll asahi for 1.50 caegar at my local offy and my liver suffers for it
K--<lager
oorah boths
K--<yes phuntr
I'mnotaboy andillfuckingcullyou.
Oh, they were talking about MY demon heart.
K--<he has me blocked he doesnt even know i have his demon heart
#phunt
>be me rn >salivating over reheated night-old cheese slices and a can of gfuel adulterated with moirail grool while sprawled bare-ass naked across the recreational splaysac >actively decaying as my bloated, nerve-fried carcass shudders and audibly creaks as i raise one long, filthy claw toward the cursor grub and weakly boot up the newest troll northernlion vod >i go "oooougghhh" when the bald one tells le funny joek >living the life
YES IT REALLY IS 8 SLICES 0U0 #PIZZAPOSTING
Ƹ 🌂 > Do not worry… the Dark One would NEVER block a recruit… UNLESS you betray me… MUAHAHA!! Ʒ
I will not doubt that everyone wants you, but.. C'mon. You don't gotta be huge and jacked about it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @c0nzequent1y0b1ique @c0ntr0verzia1Mi1k
Hey aren't yoou the choopped oone whoo's all oover Hairy Fruit Farms rn
Proooof that highblooood privileges exist
BLOOD: BORING BṴLGE: BORING MY MOSS: EXCELLENT #MYMOSS HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFNWHT6TPXBX7FJB/IMG_2597.JPEG
S'true, they dubbed me this the second I got out of the brooding grottos.
Tell them to quit being so nihilistic or something. Shit's fucked. Enjoy yourself.
[ >THANKETH THEE, DENIZEN OF THE CHITTRING REALM! :::}_ ]
Wait, we don't need to shift to cock talk. There are things besides cock and the hemospectrum!!!!!! https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/wait-no.gif
I'm ngl this is like bordering on worse.
HEMO POSTING, WIZARD POSTING, HIMERO POSTING, EGG POSTING. JUST ANOTHER DAY ON CHITTR DOT ING.
boutta win this @electricwyrm https://file.garden/yamhqbgapby70p5c/chittr/screenshot%202026-05-04%20204023.png
@gabardineCrescendoo i've met Mr.President dude. We've decided oon culling yoour ass
I'M NOT EVEN DRESSED LIKE MOST OF THE TIME I'M WORKING I ONLY PUT ON A SHIRT IF I HAVE TO VIDEO CALL SOMEONE OTHERWISE I'D BE BROADCASTING MY RUMBLESPHERES TO FUCKING EVERYONE LOLLLLL #SUGGESTIVE
A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png
✐ᝰ For one morbillion likes I will convince Casper to let me take him to (THE AUDIENCE MEMBER SPACE OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Fight Night >:) ᝰᝰ
I'd call it more of a mild distaste. - MC Oleana
Thanks #phunt
IN FACT WE BOTH INSIST. —EMBER💥
Imagine you die in your sleep and these are your last words.
Allow people to into your heart while you have the chance. It is a terrible thing to be alone.
You may think my demeanour is cold. But my blood is.... lukewarm. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
We have a newcomer in the team today, so please welcome @goldRanger in our fight against villany!
#:/ #WhatWasMyComplimentNotGoodEnough
#OkayISeeHowThatsDangerous #ButFine
>> We11, ¡'m ડtar¡ng at unfam¡1¡ar ce¡1¡ngડ and ¡ ડhou1d 1eave 'Cauડe everybody here ¡ડ tr¡pp¡ng ડome new drug Except for me (why?) 'Cauડe ¡ don't have the money And ¡ have been th¡nk¡ng about 1ett¡ng my ha¡r grow ¡ have been th¡nk¡ng about cutt¡ng ¡t ડhort ¡ have been th¡nk¡ng about dy¡ng ¡t ye11ow But ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ have the bone ડtructure or wardrobe to ડupport That type of 1ook ડo ¡ w¡11 tattoo my poemડ a11 over my body They won't know who ¡ waડ before And ¡ w¡11 cut off my f¡ngerડ, no ¡D to f¡nd me When ¡ waડh up on the New Jerડey ડhore The New Jerડey ડhore --- #tro11frontbottomડ #muડ¡c #1yr¡cડpoડt¡ng #¡nd¡emuડ¡c --- 'Cauડe ¡ w¡11 take what ¡ can get, ¡'11 take what ¡ am g¡ven But we both know that ¡'11 need more httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/5DQtZx4cWbuNvHfડTQHcડ1 @conડequent1yOb1¡que
I hope you all see me as not only a #Girlboss, but a cruel tyrant. - MC Oleana
Good morning, deplorable slugs. #RiseandGrind - MC Oleana
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/79/1d/3f791d7331c168c4130867987012dd65.gif
I fear the man I will become once Robert Eggers releases 'Werwulf'. #Suggestive
おいおい、最初はあなたの気持ちを考えようとしたんだぞ！あなたの方が詮索好きじゃない！それに、ただ愛情を表現してただけなんだ。
Violently angry.
ああ、あなたがあの面白い人だよね？
現時点では、うん、その通り。翡翠色の血人は、一番好きな色としては三番目かな。
K--<yeah me too man
K--<hey phuntr wats up
Hey everyone, it's nice to be on chittr.Kerchow
> Look it's been a minute okay? I'm used to this stupid place NOT being full of wriggler ass bitches. > Well, they can't fuck with me now! Lol! Thanks for the heads up though.
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
K--<sure ive got nothing else going on
Wh★tever, sure, fine.
That's okay Green! Make sure to come back safely while Pink and I deliver true justice.
(Shockingly insightful, I will keep this in mind after your death at the hands of The Dark One)<
Never trust your government! Remember, they are here to serve you! Not the other way around.
Green Ranger position filled once again! Hopefully for the better!
@gratuitousAnnuity: ↘️i have done nothing to him.↘️ also wrothe: https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/folder%20for%20chittr%20stuffs/literallynothing.png
Yoou're welcoome i guess
✐ᝰ I am full of french fry ᝰᝰ
✂Accolades for thee. I cherish thy willingness for experimentation.
✂'Tis iam♭ic meter \ sing thy song as thou wish —— ingress stress ; egress exhale. Colloquial to thee: consider it vocal meter of theatre.
NO IDEA I STOPPED READING AFTER THE FIRST ONE AND BLEW THAT SHIT OUT OF MY THINKPAN LMAO
LOL OH YEAH ITS ALL UP THE SHITTER FROM HERE
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR I MAKE A DIME THATS WHY I CHITTPOST ON COMPANY TIME ILL MAKE AN INTRO POST AT SOME POINT LOLLLLL DON'T WORRY I WON'T LEAVE YOU GAMERS HANGING FOR LONG PROBS OR WILL I??? ROFL
Googoo lalaworld is a very funny ꫂ❁hrase hehe ❣︎
good mornninng, everyonne.
-=[ hi phunter x-)_☺]=-
Reconsidering. Alright you're chill like that you can come hang.
hey since when did goldblood season start (louder) holy shit mr. iglesias hey kantan im on tour right now and id love for you to be my opener
うーん、ちょっと酔ってるよ、ふふふふ！ https://media.tenor.com/KE5uPjc53AIAAAAM/death-note-drunk-misa.gif #substances
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/054e6fe35538.jpg #nsfw I guess
Like-- had The best, Like, night Ever. slammed Someone through, Like, a Table. then We, like. Well. ;) #nsfw #suggestive
K--<love you too buddy
↗️DO NOT ACT NEUTRAL-TO-POSITIVE ON MY POSTS ANY LONGER, ANIMALBEAST.↗️
That is because they have noo life and i was busy making my terrible terrible slоp
✐ᝰ Please make a soundclawed account POSTHASTE. ᝰᝰ
✿ da glurp ain’t do all dat but u can put [glurp voice] I BE SMASHIN AND DASHIN
✐ᝰ I. I don't know about this. ᝰᝰ
I was on the fence until I got to the last bit. Now I'm ALL THE WAY in.
✐ᝰ Sorry I couldn't do the math, I was busy kissing a honey. :P ᝰᝰ
@coonsequentlyOoblique
Phuntr is going to roast you hard for this one.
✐ᝰ I have kissed a million honies!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
Please use my app, it is very good for contacting people.
thx! :D
dats fair! i do it 4 both i luv being slutty nd makin money ;)
ocray but chubby chasers exist i hope u kno dat ;P but hey nofin rong wit not wantin 2 be lewd if it aint ur thing :)
Yeah man
I'm an ally.
Ookay noot really my place too say
Hooly shit brutal
なんて素敵な友情なんだろう。❤️
That will just proove my pooint
♯BIGDEAL i have ♯several of ♯those
iT IS, pAN BLOWING, hUH?
￣\ it's just that literally every post i've seen from you is something like this is wingdings your entire personality? do you ever actually have anything to say? why should i bother learning wingdings if all it's ever gonna net me is a weird ass superiority complex about knowing wingdings also put your money where your mouth is and type that shit raw /￣
✐ᝰ I KNEW IT I KNEW IT THIS IS SO DEVASTATING PHUNTER ᝰᝰ
thank god, woulldnt want you to be ablle to figure out obscure ancient secret techniques llike context cllues :P
does she have llike. a pathollogicall need to comment on other peoplles sex posts #nsfw
Having a crush oon Wroothe is far moore perverted than anything i've ever said oor did oonline btw
Uhhhh Wroothe gets stuck in the freezer
@coonsequentlyOoblique they did try too eat him broo
Heading to His hive To throw Him through A table (He, like, Asked me To) #violence #vagueposting
Okay, so I can Just, like-- Pick you Up and Jump up A little Bit before I put The hurt On you. #violence
How hard Do you Need to Like-- be Slammed?
I mean, Like, hey, Whatever floats Your, like, Boat. Sure.
Pancake...sausage
(°. i d𖦹n't care if thirsting f𖦹r c𖦹ndesce will get me in tr𖦹uble i need her fat bulge asap --> #nsfw .°)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3912b738c55c.png
"IF LORD ENGLISH WERE HERE HE'D BE OF THIS POLITICAL PERSUASION." "NO, IF LORD ENGLISH WERE HERE, HE'D BE OF THIS DIFFERENT POLITICAL PERSUASION." LORD ENGLISH, ALREADY HERE: "I AM RATHER FOND OF TAME IMPALA."
DXN'T BXTHER MESSAGING ME. I'M ABXUT TX GX TXUCH GRASS. A CXNCEPT WITH WHICH I DXUBT ANY XF YXU ARE FAMILIAR. #NotSeething - MC Oleana
heart/diamond combo my beliked
i am here t0 entertain. @mega10memez [vide0: a ta11 c10wn 100kz 0ver at the camera, z10w1y m0ving t0wardz the wearer, bef0re there iz a crack1ing z0und. the 0ffending purp1e iz 1ifted up with green and b1ue energy, then dr0pped zharp1y. thunk. thiz repeatz, bef0re hiz b0dy iz zharp1y thr0wn t0 the zide and 0ut a wind0w. the camera g0ez 0ver t0 them, 100king 0ut t0 zee a zma11 impact zp0t and the 0ther tr011 z10w1y picking themze1vez up t0 1imp away. ] #vi01ence
thank y0u. i threw him 0ut a wind0w :>
hurt a purp1eb100d and p0zted a vide0 0f it 0n1ine. he iz n0w de1aying being zhipped 0ff az 10ng az he can t0 try and 10cate me.
#phunt
#phunt
#phunt
Who up chittin they shit btw
if its not obama i dont care #phuntr4prez
LMFAO NOT THE BLUE FUCK #phuntr4prez
Who? #phuntr4prez
>> ¡'m juડt n¡ce to everyone :)) And you happen to ¡nteract w¡th peop1e ¡ 1¡ke ડo ¡ ડee you around more often
#phunt #phuntingit
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69fd4bb3bfc6.png
✐ᝰ Did Double P put you up to this!!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
Hive Flipper is genuinely a psychological horror game. there's so many hives, but no one to inhabit them. Painting the walls is fun, though.
#Nothing #MyNothing #Phunt
its momennts like this sittinng onn the. outskirt of civilizationn. moonn beams bleedinng through. the obtrusive buildinngs so much life downn there
Broo dooesn't knoow the big P
#INeedToFollowMoreTrolls #IDontWantToOnlyBeFollowingKryqusAndPhuntr #ThatFeelsEmbarrassingSomehow
#Loud #Cheering #Celebrating
YEAAHHHHHHH
#TeamChud #KryqusPosting #Phunt4Prez #ThisIsMyLifeNow
happy in☭erna☭ional workers' day!!!
I did say that yeah but please doon't bring my beastsoona intoo this it's cultural
Anoother fuckass moorning oof my annooying chud life coonsisting oof me with knoots in my hair and eyebags big enoough too stoore 10,002 hungry grubs making my fuckass #sloop that tastes terrible but i have noo chooice but too eat it anyway #phunt
#KryqusPosting #WeirdGlasses #WeirdHair #WeirdGuy
☆ lmao probably yeah. It’ll be some pissy highblood with something to prove☆
#IWasNotThere #IAmJustAnnoying #Phuntr4Prez #OfagianMegacorp #ObligatedToTag
☆ Nah no one dies since there’s a no Kulling rule, but shit was fuKKin awesome☆
Phunt
@consequentlyOblique Clearly this application was a joke, and not even an original one. You've effectively showed up late to an interview holding an iced energy sludge, and asked to be made CEO. Despite that, and because we are so kind and magnanimous, we've decided to offer you a position anyway: Intern (unpaid) #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b07e963d146.png - MC Oleana
commithsion for @naughtytechnician of him and @gabardinecrescendo https://file.garden/yamhqbgapby70p5c/chittr/itthlikeoneofmyeasternalterniananimations.png
But you must understand the variety that exist with our minds is what makes them special! Therefore, we must minimize our faults by working together!
We need too hang oout oone last time befoore oone oof us kills himself
What if i was there
[⚙︎ Evening fo|ks. Let's get this stupid fucking grub. Which if you're paid hour|y means doing the minimum to get by do not get it twisted. ⚙︎]
heiress above / please
>> That ડoundડ 1¡ke a 1ot of fun A1ડo maybe r¡nડe your ડk¡n off w¡th ડome water
You ever look around at all the goldbloods around? So many of them. Hi goldbloods. :)
Felt that
it seems to be slowing down / maybe you'll get lucky
it's light / but bring gear / it should just be around outglut and thrashthrust / i'm thrashthrust bound right now
>> okayokayokay Kryquડ ડayડ ¡ have to poડt th¡ડ one,, ¡ waડ juડt gonna ડend ¡t to h¡m ¡ d¡d actua11y draw h¡m for rea1 (• ▽ •;) and the 1aડt one ¡ડ ¡f ¡ acc¡denta11y got the poo1 nood1e ડtuck ¡n h¡ડ very grabby hornડ!! hehehe #kryquડpoડt¡ng #poo1nood1e #myart @naughtyTechn¡c¡an httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/kryquડg1aડડeડeડt.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/kryquડડung1aડડeડ1eડડ.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/kryquડnood1eonthenogg¡n.png
<<"o-oh, um, i guess?">>
<<"really? i just assumed most people would think it's weird...">>
<<"probably both, honestly...">>
>> noooo!! ! ¡ don't want to hurt you and ¡ don't th¡nk ¡'m capab1e of ¡t !!
>> Th¡ડ g¡f ¡ડ for when Kryquડ 1etડ me h¡t h¡m w¡th a poo1 nood1e :)) httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/BapbapbapKryquડ.g¡f #kryquડpoડt¡ng
>> He keepડ ¡nડ¡ડt¡ng ¡ hurt h¡m (╥﹏╥)
I just might.
✐ᝰ Damn.. Sure hope they find that Soleah Doreth person, she sounds dangerous ᝰᝰ
-------------------------- for one coin i Will kill the empress.
Wroothe is miserable as hell i might doo it oonly because his lusus is friends with mine
Doon't woorry breathe a sigh oof relief rny hoornypoosts have been poostpooned i doon't want too ruin this cooooking shoow grooup watching by my pitchbait degeneracy i am just gooing too sleep noow #dashwatching
Welcome back. You know who you are.
#kryquthposting can you apply for a job
i love to see baes being squad goals haha [no response] [walking away] [returning with a cape] [talking like troll dracula] vas that guy bothering you
hmmmm.... u know what thats the kinda middle ground u can live w/ i renounce all side-pickin ur free 2 go
im sure theyre fine! and if not well at least we can have a very romantic and sombre corpse party as a consolation prize! (the lion gets to keep the skull though thats kind of their thing they really like skulls sorry)
+hank You. Have A Grea+ Nigh+.
No. Goodbye.
YEAG< Oh we want nookposting? https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119078951_yLUAC0nL2fIL6hQ.png #nsfw
>[Bouncing on it in a way that cauzzezz my prozzthetic arm to malfunction while I fucking nut everywhere. #nzzfw]<
BOUNCIN ON IT IN A DEZTRUCTIVE WAY THAT BLOWZ HIZ ZHIXT ZMOOVE OFF!!!▽☆ #NZFW #VIOLENCE #TOZMITHEREENZ
🐠✨✨☀️🫧 hmmm n𖦹w that im thinkin ab𖦹ut it (takin liek alllll 𖦹f my thinkpan particles 2 d𖦹 that btw) u d𖦹 make a c𖦹mpelling p𖦹int.. ☀️🐳🫧🌀🐚
Savoor Single Raisin Immediately
it iz tempting.
You're welcome. - MC Oleana
The spectacular life oof Phuntr Guynax
YEAG< getting their head kicked off i guess
YEAG< Sure, you intending to live or can i just let loose?
Sure go for it. Still don't even really get what a moirail is, but all the worst things I've seen and posted are on this website anyway. Just be careful, it's a delicate instrument. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a5aae8285f9.jpg
No. I don't think so.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ain't that the darndest thing... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Hi there, name neighbor!!!! How're ewe doin'?
thiz c0u1d w0rk we11. unzurprizing1y i enj0y the engineer.
he iz a freak. appr0ved.
too long to read but i will date this trolls mom
I read some stimulating words about men wanting a woman who powerscales, and what I could only imagine would be my mother’s words echoed in my head as though I tried to bike indoors: “Powerscaling the dishes piling up in the sink against your dish soap reserves. Powerscaling the upstairs shower stream fusion hybrid form body wash against your 11 zenkai boosted 3 fold moons unwashed state. Powerscaling you in base form against a plate of steamed vegetables and greens.” You see the joke is funny, because we didn’t talk often enough and I have little certainty of if she would actually say this.
you know it
am i a110wed t0 p1ay it p1ugged in 0r d0 i have t0 uze my actua1 eyez and handz
i think tho
>>| this poster goes hard. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_019.jpeg
in y0ur w0rdz: n0 mazterz.
murder the gods and topple their thrones
Hell yeah Phuntr yoou're killing it tooday
K--<god i actually languished like that for weeks? fuck! what the hell was i doing!? im a hot awesome bitch and i dont take shit! how did i forget that!?
K--<and i forgive you for it as we're good friends.
K--<you speak to me with an unearned level of familiarity. im a normal woman now i can stand up for myself against weird dudes who condescend to me for no reason.
My new #mystery tierlist https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/new%20tierlist.png
Big P. You can't say that when Doc Hudson is right there.
Hmmmm
Phuntr kinda has a pooint thoough
i met my girlfriend on r/cigarettes in 2011 we were making fun of everyone there among the first to do so we moved to chittr and i told her i would suck the battery out her palmhusk she loved a freaky voidrot chick i went to visit her in the sexy part of outglut in 2012 she fucked on this freaky voidrot chick bodyy #nsfw
It is important to note in any conflict, there are always options to facilitate negotiation. Personally, I always attempt to use all peaceful options available. Only then, after all other options have been exhausted, would I suggest my second option: Unimaginable Violence.
(°. i'm n𖦹t a hem𖦹ist but s𖦹me 𖦹f y'all are. like. a bit t𖦹𖦹 much c𖦹mf𖦹rtable with c𖦹nfessing y𖦹ur private inf𖦹. think ab𖦹ut all 𖦹f the highbl𖦹𖦹ds r𖦹aming 𖦹n there .°)
Himero and the ole heart diamond wombo combo.
The guy that begged too boorroow my stapler cannoot be saying that it's just unnatural
I just went too check and ooh my goog
GRUBNAX. TWENTY THOUSAND SWORDS. GOT IT
I forgot about the ratings, Phuntr. I fucking forgot.
K--<fuuck im dunk #substance dragged myself to cupe but im so fucked
OKAY. PHUNTR GRUBNAX. FRENSD.
>:]
YOU'R3 V3RY P4TH3T1C 4ND 1 TH1NK YOU D3S3RV3 TO B3 B34T3N TO 4 PULP SO P3OPL3 C4N KNOW HOW B3N34TH YOU 4R3. >;]
✿ did anybody else see dat weiner buggy drive by i swear im not crazy it shaped like the oblong meat products bro
K--<same
wOAh. pretty ImpressivE.
✐ᝰ Hm. I'll have to check our dms. ᝰᝰ
hehehh yeah a little doesnt it youre so funny phuntr
K--<elite phuntr knowledge
Actually noo i'm taking the manner intoo my oown hands @gabardineCrescendoo pull up and fight me like a man yoou can bring anything as loong as yoou coome. Coome and shoow me that yoou mean every single thing yoou say 8)
Yall i swear oon my life Phuntr is noot a misoogynist i am oone oof his sharehoolders
Doon't fucking listen too her
K--<#cw-self-harm maybe they are saying i should be euthanised at the shelter vote like if you think i should live or pity if i should be put out of my misery. im going to keep posting no matter what but i want to know your thoughts
{crazy amount of liquid. crazy work.}
y'all are made of somethin' stron6er if you're still standin' after seventeen!
K--<absolutely yes
K--<dont call me dude im a woman
✐ᝰ Honestly yeah!!!!!! I wanna hang!!!!!! Also hehe finally got that PICCCCCCTUUREE. >:) ᝰᝰ
s'what they Call '6oals,' i think! ^◡^
K--<went to "i miss my ex" island and she wasn't there
I am pleased to announce Phuntr Guynax has joined "Team Chud". I am an ally.
Troll Wario and the Thousand Sweeps of Pain
WATCH: Phuntr warns Cecil too late
✐ᝰ Maybe just 3? :) ᝰᝰ
Can i coome oover and drink with yoou
YOU KNOW WHAT FINE FUCK IT / go ahead you were going to anyways
AT ONCE. BUT ONE CAN SPEL
K--<when bae is sauced
✐ᝰ I'm DETERMINED to come hang with you next time!!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Awwhh boo I couldn't make it!! Have fun watching people beat each other up for me!!! ᝰᝰ
K--<join me and phuntr and the scary ghoul in the corner
Literally sleeping like a grub right noow but whatever i guess 8///
K--<has anyone else noticed how bad things are actually not good at all?
exhausted? that's your sign to keep pushing. forget carnal pleasures and the mmmmemmmmory of a body that doesn't hurt—that's pupa stuff. once you're a real immmmago, pain is as essential as air. nowwww if i ever say this wwwwith a straight face just knowwww i'mmmm too far gone and it's timmmme to give up on mmmme
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☆~𖦹 I have met kind souls on here, even some who I consider friends 𖦹~☆
Ah soo yoou're just an idioot thanks foor filling me in
As promiised, here iis the fiirst photo from my lliittlle photoshoot. II deciided to take a lliittlle "actiion shot" of me makiing a cake, speciifiically a llemon poppyseed cake!! Allso, beemom wanted to viisiit too. =:] #llotiiiiestiittiies #nsfw https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lotiiiie%20Bralless%203.png
II hope you get some respiite soon, hun!!
cursed amulet kept me up literally all night but i forgive her lmfao #MyAmulet
K--<i love how its physically impossible to tell the difference between someone quitting chittr because they got laid and someone quitting chittr because they got culled
K--<hey phuntr
Ooh my goog let me just oorder yoou Grubdash oor soomething
an@ther great suggesti@n!! unf@rtunately, my palmhusk has @nly @ne screen t@ its name, s@m i'm n@t sure if i c@uld at this m@ment. @n@
already g@t me @ne @f th@se runnin'! great suggesti@n. @u@
"One must imagine Sisyphus happy" Uh no? He's rolling that stupid boulder all the time with no end. He's kinda like Bebop.
What iis everyone’s favoriite viideo games? II lliike to pllay Sudoku and Sweets Crush on my pallmhusk. II’m not much of a gamer. Hahaha.
#llotiiiiestiittiies #nsfw Lotiie"s Tiittiies Update: Was goiing to take a niice piicture for everyone. Even posed up wiith a niice backdrop and everythiing, but Beemom wanted to get iin the piicture too!! Allso, no bra agaiin siince the llast one broke!! Diidn"t even llast a WEEK!! =:[ https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lotiiiie%20bralless%202.png
K--<absolutely
Why ★re ★ll of you pretending th★t you h★ven't been posting nudes const★ntly? Th★t's like, h★lf this website.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!! EVERYONE IS ALWAYS BREASTING BREASTILY AND DICKING DICKILY. WHAT DO YOU MEEEANNNN THERE'S ALWAYS HOLE!!! ALWAYS!!!!
Heh, I ★lre★dy h★ve power.
>> ¡t ¡ડ def¡n¡te1y your fau1t, but okay ¡'11 go ta1k about your d¡ck under one of your own poડtડ :))
Literally hoow is that *my* fault and can yoou stoop talking aboout my dick under Phuntr's poost
Me
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Saved it with the "I troll see" tbh. Almost a flop. But you never miss.
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"if you'RE reading this i probably made you mad" いや、実は違うんだ。あなたの話に大笑いしちゃって、まるでベイプを深く吸い込んだ時みたいに咳き込んでしまったよ。
We are i just had a feeling it's oone-sided
Can yoou make next poost "thinking aboout him" too boooost my parasoocial relatioonship with yoou. It's a bit oof fanservice but i think i deserve it
me when i'm m∆king potions ∆nd concoctions ∆nd wh∆tnot
||4/4 call her call her call her call her call her call her call her
Me mid pailing: fuuuck i gootta knoow what Phuntr poosted hoold oon
K--<for a guy named phuntr youre pretty cool
✐ᝰ I think you're pretty cool!!!! And funny. BAHAHA ᝰᝰ
ok so every time an evil robot shows up u fuk it to peaces then -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<its ok i dont mind
K--<this isnt even 20% of how pathetic i get. when i tell you what my last interaction was with her then youll know youve reached bedrock bottom
Secoond ooptioon oobvioously
@nicheLarper
K--<i know it might be wrong but im in love with roses mom
>>| yes.
While it might sound odd, your “dream blunt rotation” is suggested to not contain Malala Yousaftrollsi. She will put a damper on the mood, I assure you.
[Chit that endears you to Casper. Unless you are his enemy.]
Thank yoou foor getting me too 10,000 kulls. Here are my nudes foor hitting this milestoone like i proomised #nsfw https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/mynudes.png
Shit... Th★t's for re★l b★d★ss...
K--<i want to pail exactly 2 people on chittr and i aint announcing which but good luck guessing
K--<if you aren't liking my chits you're hating my chits
K--<eating slop again
[I] d[O]nt d[O]om [Sc]roll, [I] b[O]on [Sc]roll. #livelaughlove
I misread that as chunky and i about beat yo ass... anyψave... still beating yo ass, beach you replied you are BEAUTIFUL
K--<ahhh we have fun here
K--<what's up phuntr
theres a certain indigo on this thite (not naming names) who needs to be cathtrated
K--<im still a virgin but you can have fun in other ways
I hope you choke on your Crocker Cupcakes in your sad little cubicle.
Formal apology for Nyquil!Casper's behavior to everyone except for @gratuitousAnnuity. I cannot stress enough how sorry I am that I was that way yesterday to everyone except for Wrothe. Who I hope dies very painfully forever.
i fought a dude and won but my nothe is bleeding #fuckmyauralife
I foorgoot what i said too yoou too get this reply soo i had too scrooll up too check and i've been met with this giant fucking wall oof text froom anoother dude can we please noot invite him
When i get in the mooood and say soome randoom made up deranged bullshit like "shooving hexbugs up my nooook just too feel soomething" and i get an absoolutely genuine reply froom soome chittr deviant saying "haha i doo that! i'm such a freak! :)" i get instant booner kill #nsfw
ALL ARE CRUSHED UNDER THE HEMOSPECTRUM. ALL SUFFER UNDER THE RIDGED RULES. WE ALL KNOW A CULLING VICTIM. WE ALL KNOW THE BRUTALITY. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HIGH OR LOW YOUR STATION. THE SYSTEM HURTS YOU. EVEN IF YOU THINK IT DOESN'T THE SYSTEM HURTS YOU.
>> weren't you 1¡tera11y juડt te11¡ng pp1 not to do that
i lowkey need a girlgem
>[Zzzhe izzz a big coyote. Extremely wonderful.]<
;; i-i look at chittr to make my §-§hift go by quicker and everytime i §ee your po§t§ i-it'§ made it feel like the clock§ wound back an hour... ;;
Noo #webqus foor toonight. Had a really exciting FLARP sessioon 8| https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/aftermath.png
>> you and me both, my fr¡end
>>| hurr durr, .i love sucking bulges. .is this how you vague post? #nsfw #vagueposting
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
よく言われるように、遅くてもやらないよりはマシだよ！
K--<yes phuntr...
my new toughest case: da mystery of why da annoying weird raceist fish guy who speaks wid a vaguely caricaturical accent is warring me for litraly no reasob -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>[I have conzzzidered what everyone zzzaid way earlier and have decided that I will in fact be eating more garbage. If I die it izzz my fault.]<
K--<eating a mango... or as i like to call it... a womango
I was told my presence was missed! Was busy doing some SUPER SECRET SPY STUFF! YEAH BABY!
c< uHHHH, leMMe ruN sOMe siMs, aNd ill cOMe bacK 2 yOu witH tHe cHaNces Of survival >c
I like the w★y you think
ay erybuddy gets turned down by a stupid whore sometimes just drink aboud it and hit yourself upside da head till you cant think bout her no more -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>[Ωh and probably don't pozzzt about your horrifically embarazzzing rejection in a public zzzpace where everyone can zzzee it and pity you into the fucking ground.]<
Smiling
Looooking at Phuntr Guynax's proofile
Replying
K--<it was never good, by the way.
II am a rather llarge woman. II need a llot of support iin my chest area. =:]
((... go))
>[Lezzzzzz than you might think but definitely higher than 10%.]<
the arm feels like the easy pi<k be<ause depending on pla<ement you <ould either use it to prank or rob people but the se<ond head would be funny so i pi<k that
everybody loves gloom...
Purplebloods This, Purplebloods That, While The Rest Of you motherfuckers Are No Less Freaky In your Own Ways From What I've Seen. Not Everyone, But Definitely Some Of you.
II"ll send you a pllate. Are you regiistered iin the golldpages? You can keep the pllate too.
II was goiing to make pancakes agaiin. Wiith some eggs and ham. A niice cup of the orange driink as wellll as some miillk too.
"= you ever chewed it up into a paste then like used it as a spread on the next one ="
K--<of course the purple asshole is all too happy to slaughter lowbloods but the moment someone in his own weight class squares up he pussies out. gog these fuckers are predictable
Okay. Not a good start to #FriendshipFriday, I will admit.
another Case of a mad purple bitCh abusing and killing an innoCent warmblood. how many people have to die before you finally start to realize the state of the soCiety we're living in? ~
K--<everybody gangsta till the weird dude starts typing normally
Whoa. Did Rypite just break
@contumaciousCadaver What the fuck did you do with her.
im gonna be even more negative in rethponthe to the pothitivity. i hate you all
#fuckyoufrIIday http2://m.medIIa-amazon.com/IImage2/I/51e5tJU7duL._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg
>>| #fuckyoufriday with love #nsfw
THEY CALL ME THE fantastic GIRL, ON ACCOUNT OF ME saying appropriate things ON THAT object. HAWK TUAH!!!!!
noVV there'2 2omethIIn II'm on board VVIIth.
average highb100d behavi0ur
my names rypite koldan i love suckin dick and bein weird all da time #fuckofffriday -from the office of ace dick detective agency
"= i would have survived that, though. and i would be. rewarded. for my curious nature. ="
K--<what the hell is up with that guy. are you guys seeing this shit
Rypite is going to kill us all in our sleep. #prophecy
"= haha yeah. well no. usually i can not tell, that is why i have to do this sort of blanket suspicion, i am not great at telling real from fake in terms of positivity :) ="
"= and never trust someone who says they are trustable. if you are. you do not need to. say it. ="
"= plus for reference if a highblood is being out of their way objectively kind or nice like without a catch or a twist? haha, look further in, without a doubt. there are definitely. other motives. ="
Basically if your reaction as a "low blood friendly/inclusive" high blood to my "high bloods don't exist" posts is anything other than playing into the bit, look deep inside and uncover your implicit and dependent relationship to your privilege. If you can't look at a "high bloods don't exist post" without vehemently defending your high blood status, reevaluate yourself friend to the lowly and the mutant -- What are your intentions? And always remember this is chittr dot fucking ing. A lil red guy on chitter dot ing cannot actually take away your privileges! Lol! Phew!!! Good thing high bloods aren't real.
The elusive blurple blood....
If you steal your enemy's food, you'll have more and they'll have less. Big win.
"= NOT YOU but hello. nothing i just got up. i am talking about a thread here. or every dm i have ever sent, maybe. ="
Dunno about any rankings of these troll blood castes, but in my experience so far and off the top of my head: -Burgendy seem to be good conversationalists. -Jades seem affable. -Bronze seem down-to-earth. -Golds got good heads on their shoulders. -Violets are entertaining. -Cerulean are consistently attractive.
I rank the hemospectrum on a scale from 1 to 10 Mmmmm... 5.4
Why are you winking. Don't imply I would.
K--<hemospectrum tier list based on how cool/chill they tend to be https://i.postimg.cc/sf0ht0mV/spectrumtier.png
• its kind of crazy how many people will want you dead just for like • reporting on health and safety violations
wat why is your post blank i cant read it -from the office of ace dick detective agency
guyz. da crushing soul of capitalism got me down down x(
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BANGER.
It's finally time to hono(_)r my promises. {fakelink.troll/forgejockey} Today we begin the process of making a stone and wood magical constr(_)ct that will hit things very hard. Join me, strangers, friends, and followers, to watch me (_)proot trees with my bare hands and lift bo(_)lders over my head.
Do you #sell
why do they call it video game's but never explore's the 'secret's of who thi's video jame's may be🤣
Ɏ i never thought of it tha-a-at wa-a-ay Ɏ Ɏ i guess i'm lea-a-arning a-a-a lot a-a-about destruction these da-a-ays Ɏ
Ɏ highblood ca-a-alled me fa-a-at toda-a-ay. yes i pouted & whined a-a-about it but i didn't refuse too vehemently ca-a-ause they know best & a-a-all Ɏ Ɏ plea-a-ase be honest i do NOT look fa-a-at right? #suggestive #photo #plea-a-asebenice Ɏ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/fa-a-at Ɏ sent from my scryPhone Ɏ
*Something slightly humorous that makes you go 'Heh,' while shaking your head. 'Only Casper would post this.'*
I KEEP FORGETTING HOW ANCIENT MY CASTE CAN GET, I FEEL LIKE A IDIOT BABY COMPARED TO LITTERALLY EVERY OTHER HIGHBLOOD.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Saw some talk about a “throatfuck thursday” I don’t even KNOW what a Thursday is let alone a throat #nsfw ]
Fortunately, my entire account is #SFW, as I post every Chitt from within the Gray House where I work.
#NOWLISTENING. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/06PPN5QVJU25TESA9QZXTC?SI=B1B60AB718BC4E7E
Finally, some good fucking food.
problem sleuth acts all cool like we dont see hium and his squadron of male floozie elfs every time he comes into thie office (which is RARELY BY THE WAY). i got nothin against homosexuals see as long as dey aint part of da midnight crew but i got many things against elfs. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
[ IN CONFIDENCE ] Another troll had been culled for using the improper channels for contacting their superior. This is greatly beneficial for me. With the correct due diligence, I may be able to ascend in rank.
I'D ASSUME SO.
K--<no yeah i cant say this isnt an accurate summation of things
[|||] yeeeah i'm in a goood spot lmao
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Many thanks.
THERE ARE SOME REALLY GOOD TAKES HERE. AND SOME REALLY BAD TAKES. NO IN BETWEEN.
tHIS FEELS LIKE IT IS JUST, tHE SPECTRUM REVERSED, eXCEPT YOU ALSO REALLY LIKE, wHITE-COLLAR WORKERS, fOR SOME REASON?
I AWAIT TO SEE WHERE EACH CASTE SHALL FALL UNDER AND WHAT CATEGORIES EACH TIER WILL BE.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ "To cull for yourself is helpful, to cull for the empire is heroic, to cull for entertainment is harmless." Quote from some starry lowkrovvy veck. ]
#mimeposting #goodeats #substances https://media.tenor.com/JQVSerHtJM8AAAAM/lasllen-nickelodeon.gif
Okay this one earned a chuckle.
Oh, you're still around? Damn.
Yeah, that's cool
Ook hiring yoou noow
I will keep this in mind
That's my persoonal scientists i hired them too research any freak bullshit i think oof
Do I have a ranking great Phuntr
Always knew yoou are a real oone <3
EVERYONE HAS A FAVORITE. IF THEY SAY OTHERWISE THEY’RE LYING.
Yoou are my favoorite i always say this
hitting up my lo<al wallow pit not to drink al<oholi< beverages but instead to spin on the spinny seats
the du2t cloud 2urround2 me and VVhen IIt fIInally clear2 IIm layIIn on the pavement IIn a bundle a lIImb2 a la peter grIIffIIn.
I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.
Fetty Wap is now INELIGIBLE for the Draft — he has served his country enough!
S0 called "flarpers" when pe0ple are actually interested in fatal live acti0n r0leplay
♰ let the fish slaughter each other and leave the rest to us ♰
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 My favorite of the bunch has to be @tropophilicCharades https://chittr.ing/profile/tropophilicCharades Simply put one of the most classiest acts I have ever seen in action. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
How long until you grind them up nd use the viscous liquid to conceive of new wicked elixir types or some fresh new frescos #violent
"= like they are bored out with the big machine. under the river bed or sea floor. uh, i don't think. they can get to them. ="
o)( ocray w)(o gaf t)(en eelmao
Proud to announce that today is officially a National Holiday, for no particular reason.
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X Death in battle, death by getting your face actually sat on, death by drug abuse #substance #nsfw x
don;t bother: highbies are too far чp their own wastechчte to have a real thoчght
"= no, no. most above blue do not even think. ="
woaaa. i luv dat
(its def 00 f00r me leaves r0000m f00r air)>
"= uuuuh. A. the shape is nice. or U. ="
no wait nvm i think its x... xP
P. IT’S SO SILLY. LIKE :P. YEAH YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT BUDDY.
I wish there was a way to link people to specific posts. When I arrived I had made a post explaining the Kull and Kult score.
They have a little critter in the ooffice respoonsible foor the scoore soometimes it makes mistakes
we were txoxo busy slapping slime xover each xother crazy style txo bxother with names but i always called her my bitch xoxo
TH3 CYCL1C4L N4TUR3 OF TH3 3DG3LORD W4V3S 1N FL4RP1NG
TH1S F33LS L1K3 4V3R4G3 M4G3 CL4SS B3H4V1OUR. YOU GUYS 4R3 UNH1NG3D 4ND 1 LOV3 YOU FOR 1T
OOH R4R3 US3! N1C3
I bring you this public service ammeowncement. #tits That is all.
The⁻ troll Dopple⁻r e⁻ffe⁻ct might have⁻ be⁻e⁻n misconstrue⁻d. Pe⁻rhaps the⁻ space⁻ be⁻twe⁻e⁻n us and the⁻se⁻ distant stars is incre⁻asing not be⁻cause⁻ the⁻y have⁻ ve⁻locity, but be⁻cause⁻ the⁻ physical space⁻ be⁻twe⁻e⁻n us and the⁻m is e⁻xpanding?
the second i start making any connections he'll be on this shit like cheese snack dust on his grubby prongs and he will not be as chill as me good luck
id do that but i think he'd get off on it he's kind of the worst but that's why it's my job to keep him off the market just imagine it hard enough for the both of us
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sometimes you need to go back to the classics
Eventually, we may.
I sea. 38T #illsignitt)(en
good mornin everypony... remember 2 sign da petition 2 #shavehim x) https://forms.gle/9ohcawZb1fgB4HxKA
y r we shavign some1. is tht the new griup bit
x) so excited 2 #shavehim i cannot wait til we get every1 2 sign
If your enemy has the advantage, fight somewhere where he has a disadvantage.
u r a tru hero 2 da service.. i salute u xO
BITCHSTICKING NEWS!! User @grandioseSaturation is officially going to get shaved by the PEOPLE! Hoping for it! Stay tuned
can we get a petition going 2 shave @grandioseSaturation bald? x)
When did i ask
people talk about jobless behavior like it’s a bad thing. but have 7ou all (onsidered 7our jobful behavior is even worse? think on that
Packages shipped with USPS will now have the ability to immediately teleport to you if you are pure of heart.
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
loser
Me pers໑nally ⓘ w໑uld kⓘll ⓘt
I'm noot a vioolent persoon but i see any moore human with the Strider caste name i might actually goo apeshit and stab them with my oown twoo hoorns
xO!!!
I'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT.
oK some femaГes caN Be toГeRaBГe
>>| wait .until matesprit finds .out. he'll be so pissed, he's going to change to kismesis .or just cull you for cheating.
bitch @ ur getting in my next callout
lmao @ what a rookie @ i have mentally killed you in 118 different ways and i just came up with another one
>>| .as to make hunting mkre .entertaining .i'm thinking .about what gun to choose: .a bolt .action rifle .or break .action shotgun? first .is fancy sounding wih metal clinging, but the .other .is much funnier to handle.
<body> ** loser shit dude. stop talking like a cuck and maybe you'll get some. </body>
>>| what's wrong? mine .is .a ticker number: 534. don't see .any .issues.
That's just pure sadism if i was there i woould cull myself right in froont oof yoou too foorever change yoour life's perspective
Hoold oon let me hoop oon all that ive missed i was brushing my lusus' mane
> they k1lled troll bbno$ la2t n1ght yet nobody'2 talk1ng about rev1v1ng h12 a22 lmao <
i still think troll bruno mars would love a triple lemon {itrus. he should visit if he is not dead.
There is now a large fish in the metaphorical pond we swim in. I will not oppose said fish. I will not be eaten by said fish. Be aware of the fish.
who fcking cares @ i can charge my phone and thats all i need
true @ but i can't tag them yet @ not until my troogle doc is out @ that would be very fucking stupid @ stay tuned if you like drama
A couple of cupz of coffee, zome trayz of food, pie zlicez... I do have pretty good precizion, but anymore than a few orderz and I ztart feeling zick.
Doon't Call Them Pissbloooods Broo!
Anyway @coonsequentlyOoblique is like the funniest guy oon chittr y'all wish yoou had the aura oof this trooll
xO!!!!!
we shuld all b oomfies x)
wait wuts oomf
aheemheem, but i dont read n low cal shakes r yucky xP
Just a few slices of coffee loaf today, had some left over. Hopefully puts a pep in their step, I know how hard the cloistered jades work!
thats the way of chittr
Thanks Sonic.exe but it's not the same.
saw #ads gettin rolled oчt so Yoч;re welcome everYone ;) https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/4382f5ad1707:png
is your green markiplier missing too
While I do acknowledge 100 chittr.ing users is exciting, please do not celebrate by planning (a) murder(s). This is still against the law.
Never skip a [COo] poost
Remember, humans. The Random Chimp Event will be happening soon!
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
I will be using this.
L4wg3m, 4ctu4lly.
⚇ Nasty as hell- probably another for Hilarities. ⚇
today's fit ;-; https://i.postimg.cc/jdNkjL1R/siizapa.png ;-;
OH TH1S WORKS B3TT3R V3RB4LLY
ugh. back t𖦹 my w𖦹rk ....
WORDL3 1745 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1NS4N3 GU3SS
https://static.inaturalist.𖦹rg/ph𖦹t𖦹s/423964071/large.jpeg ( #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #actiasluna )
G.o°t s.o° much d.o°ne last day #sleepisf.o°rsuckers
In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. You have an excuse to purchase many more breadsticks now.
↘️i haven't cleaned the air fryer in many moons and i sense that the office holds some kind of resentment for it.↘️
>>| well we saw that human can do black romance, now we need to see .if they can go .into .auspisticm. what .a fascinating revelation! #humans #romance
߷ - wOKE UP FROM A TERROR ONLY TO SEE gREEN mARKIPLIER IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN , 𖦹~𖦹 sAD TIMES,,,
im gonna get #canceled
In the chittr vs imp war i'm oon imp's side
thEy smEll swEEt, whIch Is Odd bEcAUsE Of thE hIgh grUb cOntEnt!
10010001000101100110010011001001111>THANKS I AM VERY CHILL INDEED
10010001000101100110010011001001111>TO PROVE THAT IM A REAL TROLL IM PROVIDING A LOVELY PHOTO OF ME AND MY LUSUS. SOME PEOPLE SAY WE'RE REALLY SIMILAR. https://file.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/MEANDLUSUS.png
JUST GOT VERIFIED SUCK MY CLIT #nsfw
[BEGIN CHIT] i am running th0uzandz 0f zimu1ati0nz zimu1tane0uz1y and in at 1eazt ha1f 0f them y0u are zti11 a bitch. #vague [END CHIT]
10010001000101100110010011001001111>COULD I GET MORE OF MY FRIENDS NAMES AND CASTES? JUST FOR FRIEND PURPOSES