♦ pitied by @consequentlyOblique
sometimes i wish i could turn back the clock, have things the way they were. before it all went bad.
↘️no.↘️
<<"...sniff sniff">>
The AC in the office i∆n't working! I'm ∆weating!!!!
<<"could be more cooked">>
Friendzooned again sigh #heartbrooken
two dicks!everyone knows!sollux WHEN 😍😍😍 #nsfw
It'z not.
XD<[oh 1 don't know you 1 just thought of a pun w1th your name]
c4N 1 gET 4 M34TBalL Sub!!?
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ I'm fine. ]
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ I don't need a quest personally, I already have my purpose. ]
What's next @dailyQuests 📍 The Cave оf Scary
Why do you think it'd b3 cool, Phuntr?
⬭ yeah though i think only my lusus will be there to witness it. free entertainment for her i guess. ⬭
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >! h/\v≡ n0 《 lu≡ wh0 《 0uldv≡ /\sk≡d th0s≡ tw0 b≡f0r≡ m!n≡ (just k!dd!ng, ! kn0w ≡x/\《 tly wh0 !t w/\s /\nd y0u kn0w t00) >! just w/\nt t0 《 l/\r!fy th/\t my "why" w/\s 《 0mpl≡t≡ly !nd!v!du/\l /\nd s≡p/\r/\t≡ fr0m th0s≡ 0th≡r tw0 /\nd ¡ w/\s /\《 tu/\lly r≡f≡r≡n《 !ng /\ r≡ply ! m/\d≡ t0 0n≡ 0f y0ur 《 h!tts.
⬭ drone season hates to see me coming. i just find some other loser to jack off into a bucket with. this stuff is never gonna make it past the shallow end of the gene pool anyway. #nsfw ⬭
⬭ no dude im saying if thats what ewe like. that could never be me. #lonechudlife ⬭
⬭ denizen dastardly: settlement. with the big lady. but im not just playing it for the big lady. ⬭
↘️i have forgotten to hit "send it." on my post explaining that i did↘️ ↗️IN FACT↗️ ↘️not break the record.↘️ ↗️SHORTLY AFTER BEGINNIG MY SESSION IN WATERBOARDING, MY SUPERVIZIER ENTERED AND GRIPPED ME FIRMLY BY THE BACK OF THE COLLAR↗️ ↘️rearing me backwards, he shouted exclamations of admonishment towards me.↘️ ↗️HE BELIEVED I WAS WASHING MYSELF AGAIN.↗️ ↘️not the case.↘️ ↗️I COULD HAVE BEAT THE RECORD, IF I WERE ALLOWED.↗️
↘️we are all praying this is your final post.↘️
↗️NO.↗️
⬭ oh. ewe got me. ewe sly barkbeast ewe. now im the one whos never going to recover. ill have to flee the planet and change my name. ⬭
⬭ haha ewe have been “punked” as they call it. i just dont want to do that right now but whenever i do ill try ewer ingenious method. ⬭
TRUE!! wa5h u 4nd ur cL0thez
✿ dude wat da furk man u can’t just be stretching guys an eatin em
iM 4 bAn4Na XDD 1M a BnanA!!
|-[__]--- That falls under the clause of doctor victim confidentiality, sorry!
am i really ♀ha♀ easy ♀o reaDD
wwe wwoke up angry.. noww iit"2 evveryone"2 problem..
Oooooh don't fuckin' THREATEN ME with a GOOD TIME~ By all means CHUDBA WUMBA, if you can beat my ass I'd WELCOME it~ I love the idea of a FAT LITTLE LOSER getting a one up on me~
((Forgot to include her horns, gonna have to commit seppuku, this is what I get for trying to SPEEDRUN a pose))
Noow what's the freakiest thing yoou can doo
>>| .unfortunately yes.
Hm, I knew I could’ve done 8etter. Gotta study this.
I hope your 8lood pusher is ripped out, I hope for that stupid earth holiday where you dress up you get pills that look like candy, I hope your lusus is cut up into my carpet, I hope you crash head first into a scuttle8uggy full of some of the most so8er sopor-addicts experiencing withdrawal, uhhm oh yeah I hope you stu8 ur toe on a loungeplank too #violence #su8stance
It took every single 8it of self control not to send a death threat right now.
Fuuuuck I've been keeping a HEAR DUCT to the ground and found out there's a FIGHT NIGHT in town now~? @mercurialGeloscopy @abjectDetermination Hope you boys are still open for BUSINESS next Thursday~ I don't just wanna watch some SAUSAGE FEST in some PUMPKIN PATCH, I wanna fuckin' take a BITE~ And honestly both of you look like a FUCKING SNACK to me~
we don't know f'at fer sure let's test it out meet me aggain
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Almost there. ]
↗️STOP.↗️
↘️cease this.↘️
The writer simply was not interested in writing about Phuntr. There were many more muses he could have done- could have written. Besides, Phuntr knows they are the puppet of a woman who's the puppet of her ex. No reason to be king of losers. #TheScript
I genuinely started bawling my fucking eyes oout man
K--<phunt broke into my fortress of solitude (his cupboard) to show me rose's art thank you rose very awesome -sent from phuntr's palmhusk
Theidea is there. Ithink you could workshop it. It doesn't invoke anything because you are taking a tell dont show approach. Icanhelpyouwith the descriptive imagery.
why? thiswouldbe. primetime for rankbait.
i read it as ragebait in 7our last post and got super (onfused about how this was supposed to piss someone off
Never thoought i'd see the night
Why not three rats? ten rats?
▲i mean i wasn't just talking about cigarettes but if you wanna pussy out on it feel free▼
☀︎ᯓI D☆ rEaD EvErY P☆St i lIkE AnD HaVe a rEaS☆N T☆ lIkE Itᯓ☾
dunno man nothing ever happens
▲whatever▼
Yeah just a cooncussioon
That was really fucking scary
i wanna see t↔at bulge of yours go beast mode~
i pulleDD ♀he image up fullscreen anDD was bowing, shoulDD i have sen♀ a pic♀ure of myself DDoing ♀ha♀ or some♀hing
ohio underthtanding
naughtyTechnician's [NT'S] palmhusk explоded.
>oh my gog i’m being interrogated #vagueposting
K--<she made me feel like i was enough like nobody else ever had and then one day i wasnt enough anymore #buraisposting
The writer would apologize to the Chittr timeline, he was fervent in his writing. He knew it may be too much for some of them. He wished all them a good night. #TheScript
No, I'm just the character that someone writes and forgets about because the ideas were to ehh and wehhh to dig deeper into
K--<God, I swear even now I can still feel the sun on my face.
💠~ There's like, nooooo drama. ~💠
∻It's n☢t a creampie when I'm inv☢lved, it's m☢re like a gluepie. #nsfw∻
⬭ no no im lame thats like my whole brand. #lonechud4life ⬭
⬭ actually women dont exist to me because i see one and temporarily lose sight in both of my bulbs. its a real problem when i have to look in a mirror. ⬭
WELCOME TO THEIR SHAMEFuLLY RANK RANKS. BITCH. EVEN AMONG BITCHES. YOu STINK.
K--<dude i would not and you know it
K--<kryqus has blocked me... the #teamchud civil war has begun.
<<"i can't do anything right now i have to take a break">> <<"be back soon">>
>>| no. because how can .i care .about you, .if .i dont know you. why would .i? there .is nothing special .in you to have .a reason to care for. you .are just running joke with your name. that .is that. nothing more .or less.
>>| what. what .is happening .at comments. but jokes .aside. seriously, .i do not know who .is phuntr. .i .asked them, but they just, silence. how can .i construct my vision .upon the person who doesn't .even reveal themselves? this .is quite miserable. .a sad display to be correct. .i .only know that they .are .a dweeb by that teamchud badge. well. .i tried to .understand them, have some genuine cooled conversations. but they .are locked themselves .inside. good riddance.
•° w*w thanks y*ure s* gener*us
<<"i think i know where but i don't know the location is if that makes sense">> <<"like i just don't know how to get there">> <<"but thank you for trying to help phuntr my good friend phuntr">>
>>| who .is this person .anyway?
[a series of photos hastily sent from a palmhusk, most motion blurred showing a dark cavern room, there's books on shelves and a bit of multicolored blood on the walls. A coil of rope is on the ground, in a far corner it looks like daraya's horn is near to the floor, suggesting she's laying on the ground] (( #violence ))
K--<fuck did i do
↘️this was literally never in question.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT LARPING A PASSIVE UNDERSTANDING OF ANTI-IMPERIAL PROPAGANDA.↗️ ↘️he is a parody of what her imperial will stands for.↘️ ↗️HOWEVER, HIS TONGUE IN CAVERN VESTIBULE PORTRAYAL OF IT IS MORE THAN ALLURING.↗️ ↘️he is incredible.↘️
↗️1) EASILY PREDICTABLE TWIST, IF YOU ARE ABLE TO USE REDUCTIVE REASONING AND PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO MINUTE DETAILS, LIKE ANY ELITE EMPLOYEE MIGHT.↗️ ↘️his title alone is enough to knock the stemcaps of any diamond barkbeast underling together↘️ ↗️AND I FELT THE SAME WAY.↗️ ↘️when he was on screen↘️ ↗️WHICH WAS LITERALLY ALMOST ALWAYS↗️ ↘️i could not stop myself from trembling.↘️ ↗️WERE I PLAYING ON MY HYPOTHETICAL PREYSTATION THAT I DO NOT OWN, AND NOT WATCHING A DILIGENT PLAYTHROUGH, I WOULD HAVE BEEN FORCED TO UTILIZE THE CLUCKBEAST DOMEDECORATION.↗️ ↘️2) the will of the boss is the rightful subjugation of others through forced unity, the ideological equivalent of forcing everyone to wear approximately the same uniform with no deviation.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT HAVE TO STATE EXPLICITLY THAT I AM A HUGE FAN, AND HE IS LITERALLY LIVING UP TO HIS NAME.↗️ ↘️complete boss move.↘️ ↗️3) I DO NOT THINK THEY SHOULD, BECAUSE I KNOW THEY ALREADY HAVE.↗️ ↘️the connection he has to his inferior underling is palpable in peace walker.↘️ ↗️THEY LITERALLY PAIL ONSCREEN, IDIOT.↗️ ↘️obscured by only thin cardboard.↘️ ↗️UNLESS VENOM IS A POOR LOVER↗️ ↘️which would be a fantastic way to characterize him and his innate power↘️ ↗️THEN THEY HAVE ALREADY COPULATED THEIR RANK OF SUPERIOR AND INFERIOR BY EXCHANGING ORAL EXCRETIONS.↗️ ↘️wrestling tastemuscles.↘️ ↗️IT IS THE WILL OF THE LATENT BOSS GENETICS WITHIN EVERY ITERATION OF SNAKE TO SEEK OUT AN INFERIOR MALE TO COUPLE WITH.↗️ ↘️otacon, miller, ocelot.↘️ ↗️HIS CONTROL OVER THEM IS PALPABLE.↗️
im not omniman you fucking idiots oh my gog do you genuinely thee thomeone with a cartoon pfp and athsume its real
▲its been a shit day and idk if im gonna be alive by the end of it so yknow just chilling and smoking sounds kinda nice▼
ᐖ I GET WUT U MEAN ᑈUZ I WENT WEARING ᑈHᑈHOWS ᑈOSTUME ANᐖ A FEW TIEMS I WUZ LIEK WAOW I ᐖONT FINK HALF ᐖEEZ PEEPLE WOULᐖ BE TALKING ME IF ᐖEY KNEW I WUZNT ᑈHᑈHOW LAWLLL BUT ERRRRM I GOT FRIENᐖS AN THEY KEWL SO WHAT ᐖAT MATTER?? IS WUT I FINK ᐛ
[uzer iz 0n1ine] hgh. tired. ann0ying. i want t0 ta1k m0re. zti11 need t0 get back.
Peoople whoo adoore Hardcoore and doon't fw Phuntr Guynax are missing oout tbh
xx_A_SHAME_WE_DIDMT_GET_TO_HANG!!!!!!!!_xx
[⚙︎ We spoke at |east brief|y. But fair I guess. Don't worry about it. ⚙︎]
c< ....burais 2ld ya, HuH? >c
I fucking HATE when he goez offline for 2 dayz only to come back, pozt 1 thing, reply to 2 chittz and LEAVE....boi dont pmo u arent even buzy with anythin ( ;｀Д´) #YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE
K--<no
K--<@controversialMilk asks: ">> why am ¡ one of your top 5 hotteડt men and why d¡dn't Kryquડ make the 1¡ડt" i respond: "thats two questions man what are you trying to pull here. ill answer them both this time but dont expect this to be a recurring thing. #1: you have an attractively pathetic and sickly aura around you it makes me feel kinda <>y towards you. #2: have you looked at him???" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
he has his finger on the uhhhhh bicycle horn or whatever
>>| no.
>>| thanks.
>>| maybe they were you, .i guess.
...Well now II want a team that can kick your team's ass. #Violence #Threat #Phunt
FUUUUCK FUUUUUUCK
#NotYourChoice #YourTeamMustFight #ThatIsThePurposeOfTeams #TwoOpposeOneAnother
⬭ maybe i do look like this all the time. nobody would ever know because i never leave the hive. maybe this is why. maybe i never leave because im a freak. a goo freak. sorry to drop the term goo freak on ewe when ewere apparently not sober. ⬭
K--<yo
>i went to the masquerade, and i thought i had my disguise but noooo it wanted to announce that VIANTI joined
>>| by the by, you haven't .answered my question .about you .and the situation with you.
K--<my team.
Crazy thing too say
Right... (*･∀･)
my face hurtz from being zo pretty and kawaii (*｀▽´*) #realztrugglez
Oop zorry (｀ε´ ) not zorry
why
Ok zorry i'll leave now
K--<i told her about the chuds and she stopped responding
8=8 > The missus be callin me homophobic slurs, little does she know im into that #nsfw
i l꩜st my invite ꩜k?? d꩜nt be a cunt f꩜r n꩜ reas꩜n
Any꩜ne kn꩜w when/where the masquerade is t꩜night? I've never actually been bef꩜re but Teyvak thinks I sh꩜uld get ꩜ut ꩜f the hive m꩜re ꩜ften ꩜r s꩜mething. He pr꩜bably just wants the hive t꩜ himself f꩜r a night but whatever
I haiuvui ruluiDz. I muzDtn't taiulk tk outDziduirzD. ThizD giutzD aiuround it. If it izD prauicticuially unruiaiudaiublui. I'm not tiualking to outDzidiurDz, uiam I?
nah.
0h. i have been awake f0r a wh- [10w thinkpan activity detected. uzer iz n0w d0rmant. pa1mhuzk 0n ztandby. ] #ic0ff1ine
K--<she whipped it out during a chudnite
▲fuck, might have to quit smoking▼ ▲honestly wasn't planning on living past 12, so, now i actually gotta plan long term▼ ▲what do i even do now▼ #cw-self-harm #substance
K--<dude half the reason i havent got laid yet is because all the women who are attracted to me want to hurt/make me upset sexually snd i just start crying really hard when theyre mean to me and it ruins the entire vibe. im immune to these games.
▲I bet i could keep like five girlfailures on leashes in my hives basement▼ #nsfw
▼you losers are out here yearning, just pull instead▲ ▼seriously▲
Aware, but still.
Some of you post like you're begging two be stepped on. And yes this is #NSFW.
What about Phuntr's Phresh Lemonade?
II can give you a food item in the concessions.
Oohh oohhh oohhhh ooh my goog oohh oohhhggg
nor my work with like 650+ other trolls but that's neither here nor there :P
everyone's talking about how "trolls can't get pregnant" have clearly not seen my work with terezi #nsfw
K--<fumbling baddies is a full time career for me
K--<TELL ME ABOUT IT
↘️i would rather go bankrupt.↘️
xx_FUCK._FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!_CHOW_CANT_HAMDEL_DIS_MUCH_CEREAL_EPICNESS!!!!_FUUUUUUUUCGK!!!!!_xx
LMAO? I know you’re taking the piss but this is great anyway. Yeah okay fair.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >M≡? >0h ! kn0w, but th/\nks f0r /\《 kn0wl≡dg!ng !t, ps≡ud.
i look like a Cheap feller to you? don't answer that honestly if yer honest answer is yes.
Might be the woorst poost i've ever wroote
⚠ BEST class of COURSE. The Reaper EhehehehehAHAHAHHAHAHA ⚠
⚠ The fuck!ng n!ght barely begun and !m already on the gr!nd. (300.000 gold AND 2 classes att max level !n troll ffx!v, !m THAT cool ehe ehe , ehe) ⚠
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Lol. I mean you were still kind of right!
i don't think he's essential enou6h that he shouldn't be burned off the site.
Lmaoo i thoought soo too but woould yoou take a looook at that alsoo doo yoou knoow hoow too get this thing ooff my poosts please help ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀- Prooperty oof Phuntr Guynax
(TωT) < ALL MEW CAN DO IS WISH LUCK FURR THE UNLUCKY THIRD PURRSOM!!!!!!!!!
<<"hoping you heard wrong...">>
I respect no authority on account of who give a fuck.
sorry (╯_╰)
[Insert the I think coolsville sucks meme here as I refuse to be baited lolololol]
>i fuck up everything i do </3
{[-]} | Darn you're good. Fine, I concede |:P Piko!♡
{[-]} | Guess i'll believe you...for now *surprise brick attack* Piko!♡
{[-]} | *kisses brick before throwing it at your head* Piko!♡
I would be arrrrested so harrd they would have to excise my carreerr frrom rrecorrd,
Ye★h I don't c★re ★nymore ★ctu★lly.
Got out of the m★ze. I'm good. Turns out "teleport very very f★r ★w★y" solves ★ lot.
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This is because yoou're mine and oonly mine
•° rageba!t nearly successful c*d damn what a sw!tchup
>> Okay but ડ¡nce when do ¡ care ¡f Phunter Guynax ¡ડ judg¡ng me
xx_just_phunted_all_over_da_place_fr_xx
Wroothe hated my chit dude we upset the number oone fudanshi oon the site
stop / stop interacting / I don't want this
✐ᝰ #phunt. She found me. Evacuate the Troll McDonalds ᝰᝰ
You should, Like, have One pointed Up and One pointed Down.
✐ᝰ Which one gets me to Troll Wendy's? ᝰᝰ
imoverzebruh. wrothe makes me more mad than his death did.
I'm soo mad i'm goonna goo draw myself having sex soo i woouldn't be soo mad #nsfw #kryquscringeday
pe0p1e zh0u1d be c1earer when they are te11ing j0kez.
NOOO!!! I REFUSE! if i aM to die it Will not be because of ovrconsuMption of Meat!!!
(°. i wish .°)
i wi11 wait and azk again 1ater if needed.
>>| .i'd suck .off .anyone's bone bulge right this fucking .instance. .and .i'm saying this way, because someone .isn't satisfied with .all metaphorical play. #nsfw
he's the bleater i'm the yeeter. 'Cus i say yeehaw, 6et it? o◡o
K--<spit on her wrist
That is a good idea, but no. I am still matching with Her. Even if She has long since changed profile picture. I am an ally.
it is terrifyin' to think their faith aCtually has a divine baCkin'. fuCk. o︵o
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ucfviciyi4qaaaad/ithhowspeed-crazy.gif
Phew! Yeah! That was a scary second.
i take it back
Cmoon man
>> 1¡tera11y on1y Kryquડ doeડ that He'ડ the on1y one
>> ¡ mean, he def¡n¡te1y doeડ not have a mateડpr¡t 1o1
We booth have it
Noo Phuntr coompletely real and true we pail everyday and kiss each oother goooodlight
(not that they could do anything to me anyway.) (i keep everything hidden for a reason.)
zhould i ztop ztalkin him? <3 if no <3< if yez (´• ω •)
0kay i am s0rry but i am n0w very 0verwhelmed and the 0ffer is cl0sed f0r n0w but i will be back t0 d0 it again at s0me p0int! :)
Just trying to get a read on your availability. Condolences about your hive and flyfather. - MC Oleana
>> ¡'m ડorry Phuntr :(( 🫂
K--<@consequentlyOblique dude you can crash at my place if necessary is everything good
Dm me Phunny
caroort
I have returned after my brief period of mourning and destressing.
(\_/) i like cute insane girls being cute and psycho together ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა (\_/)
>ok i'm normalz
I AM GOING TO CULL YOU
Shall I even it out?
I hope I can have as much kull as you one day.
[ >THANK FUCK I CHECKED MINE ORB FIRST AND CHITTR SECOND!_ ]
Are you including yourself in that?
>>| .i don't know. .i just remember that ballroom .event that was like .invitation for .everyone, yet .only .a few got .in. .it was .awful.
moTher of fuck, This is The firsT Time in a liTTle biT ThaT i wenT a day wiThouT geTTing my bloodshed on. ain'T losing my grip, jusT been lazy honesTly. a moTherfucker geTs a wee biT bored afTer The same bump 'n' grind every day, y'know? someTimes even your local clown wanTs a day in.
yeah, you'll be coming back before ya know iT. :o}
and yet i kn0w zhe iz n0t interezted in me when i am in 0ne.
i cann0t be1ieve zhe iz making me want t0 return t0 he1m z00ner.
mnn, ThaT's fair i suppose, buT someThing Tells me ThaT you'll be one day guTsy enough To Try again. iT's hard To come back The firsT Time one is down for The clown if you caTch my drifT. honk.
tthatt is ttruee so um. tthankk you. for ssayingg it. eevenn if. it iisntt rreallyy wwhatt i mmeantt.
i i might d do one w with all of you guys
>> ¡ don't know, ¡t'ડ happened a few t¡meડ now.
what iz ur problem omfg
>> oh, we11, y'know.. Kryquડ. 1o1
Goog i'd kill too have a intense vioolent strife with my loong time rival and number oone enemy that ends up in especially heated mating sessioon right noow #nsfw
Reality isn't supposed to be fun. - MC Oleana
hey, look, bein' flushed and bein' horny ain't the same thing! i mean they Can overlap, but it ain't the *same* thing. sometimes a Cowboy just wants to 6et absolutely reamed outta his mind.
ok i waz talking abt my zenpai though ( ・ω・)
i think ive reached a new level of down bad nee (=д= ) i keep ztalking hiz profile every 5 minutez like zome deranged creep ( ;｀Д´) httpz://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMzR4MTV3OXpqejlxZWNmdW9kaTk2dnF3NDQwZjFjMHVyeW5ybzB0cyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/4orREzKni7BTi/giphy.gif uwah i think thatz enuff chittr 4 today (jk, i will obviouzly ztill remain online for like, the next 8 hourz at leazt!)
i heard a quoTe from someone ThaT relaTes To This: "don'T haTe The playuh, haTe The game". Think iT fiTs for This.
He oowned me in PVP eleven times i can't ever shoow my face oonline again after this
I'm afraid that consequentlyOblique does not have the same ring to it as greenRanger! I'm sorry, Green!
Hfff went to a mediculler today and he tried to cull me! What the heck...
uhHuh. <-._o-<<
ii"ll get back twwo wwork (hatiin on you all) 2oon.. ii needed twwo decompre22 the other day an ii"m 2tiill kiinda out of iit..
okay i got fomo now why can't f'is happen to ME 8888/
💠~ Hmm. I could work with it. ~💠
No.
ihopenot. hehehehehhe
Most were, yes. There have been a lot of nights I log in to 99+ Notifications in DMs. It's slowed down a lot because I stopped doing the readings but I still want to! Overall, I've completed 56 requests. Which, since my account I think is almost 2 weeks old, means that was an average of 4 a day, but I haven't done any in like, 3-5 days? So it's really closer to 8. And a lot of that was going outside of my comfort zone.
IF 4NY0N3 73115 Y0U I’M W3NCH1355!!!! 7H3Y’R3 1YIN6 70 Y0U!!!! IF 4NY0N3 C0M35 UP 70 Y0U 4ND 54Y5 “W0W 7H47 M4RNI3 7RU1Y H45 N0 W3NCH35” 7H3Y 4R3 1YIN6!!!! D0N’7 831I3V3 7H3M!!!! I H4V3 W3NCH35!!!! M4NY 0F 7H3M!!!! I’M PR4C7IC411Y DR0WNIN6 IN 7H3M!!!! I’M N07 I JU57 1I3D 70 Y0U F0R FUN!!!! 𖡊
#OkayISeeHowThatsDangerous #ButFine
I didn't see this! NO!! You're not a useless chud! This is just one thing, your kryptonite.
>> aડ pun¡ડhment ?? That fee1ડ 1¡ke a pun¡ડhment
yeah
10 lashings and then clean the breakblock micro radiation boX. - MC Oleana
Penning a cease and desist notice presently.
<action; statement input; statement: i no |onger want to throw mu|tip|e peop|e inc|uding the captain out the air|ock #vio|ence input; statement: so that's good />
Violently angry.
K--<yeah me too man
> OKAY. POSTING FROM MY *SECOND* HUSKTOP! > Rustled some nasty human's jimmies so MUCH that they eradicated my shit! > Tfw now covered in fucking ash. > Mfw I had to put a fire out in my hair. > Mfw I uploaded MY OWN ENCRYPTION and firewalls instead if relying on normie tech. > TRY BLOWING MY SHIT UP NOW, FUCKER! LMFAO!!! > Get BENT.
Are you saying you'd proudly display your rumble spheres as CEO? #NSFW - MC Oleana
Why ★re my posts being pitied? Stop it. I'm Sylink Prot★h.
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
Soo i just wasted time recoording my mooans? 8/
↗️RAGEBAIT FLOP.↗️
↘️in preparation for my nonmartial, strictly nonphysical, noncorporal, all corporate, reconditioning under the guidance of a superior indigo, i am issuing a public service announcement.↘️ ↗️I AM PENNING↗️ ↘️an apology.↘️ ↗️I AM FIRST AND FOREMOST EXTENDING A SINCERE DENOTATION OF REMORSE TOWARDS HIMERO ↘️also known as @controversialMilk ↘️ ↗️OF WHOM I HAVE GOSSIPED ABOUT EXTENSIVELY.↗️ ↘️during hydration cooler conversation, i have often referred to you as "literally nothing but a blight on the empire's greatest planet"↘️ ↗️AND↗️ ↘️"the ultimate corrupter of corporate entities by increasingly pitiable and controversial means, since the augment of capitalism into the average alternian lifestyle."↘️ ↗️I BELIEVE THAT ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE TRUE, BUT I AM NEVERTHELESS SORRY TO HAVE SAID THEM.↗️ ↘️in the future, i am striving to ensure that these anticaste sentiments remain inside thoughts, regardless of how heavily all of my worksquare neighbors agree that you are detestable.↘️ ↗️I AM ALSO EXTENDING MY APOLOGY TO↗️ ↘️the most detestable↘️ ↗️LIALYI↗️ ↘️also known as @fatallyForever ↘️ ↗️WHILE IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT OUR DISAGREEMENTS STEM LARGELY FROM YOUR INABILITY TO TAKE A JOKE, I WILL APOLOGIZE DIRECTLY AND ALSO SWIFTLY FOR EVEN UTTERING A HUMOROUS REMARK IN YOUR DIRECTION.↗️ ↘️i have, in the past, made several antagonistic remarks towards the general gold caste, and i apologize.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT "THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME I TURN ON A LIGHT BECAUSE YOU ARE SEVENTEEN LEAGUES BELOW THE DARKEST PART OF THE SEA, POWERING MY DEVICES THROUGH YOUR MINIMAL PSIONIC EXPENDITURES".↗️ ↘️and i am not laughing at your servitude.↘️ ↗️HELMSTROLLS ARE LITERALLY SOME OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AND VIABLE MEMBERS OF ALTERNIAN SOCIETY.↗️ ↘️a natural job, placed upon you from your hatching.↘️ ↗️SO INCREDIBLE.↗️ ↘️my bad.↘️ ↗️TO THE POST TAGGER.↗️ ↘️also known as↘️ ↗️NO SURPRISE HERE↗️ ↘️@postTagger ↘️ ↗️I AM SORRY FOR ACCURATELY AND PUBLICLY DENOTING YOUR PERVERSION.↗️ ↘️it is so hard to deny, as you post about it semifrequently, but i have been informed it is in bad taste to call you a "tasteless degenerate" that is "too stupid to pad the inner linings of the lacerationblock like your teal caste should".↘️ ↗️AND TO CASPER, I EXTEND↗️ ↘️anyway.↘️ ↗️I WILL DO A QUICK, BLANKET COVERING OF ALL OF MY BASES.↗️ ↘️i am sorry for saying that i will outlive all lowbloods.↘️ ↗️I WILL, BUT IT IS APPARENTLY NOT KIND TO SAY AS MUCH.↗️ ↘️i apologize for saying that jades are subterranean eggpolishers.↘️ ↗️THAT IS LITERALLY YOUR JOB. BUT MY BAD.↗️ ↘️i will continue to better myself into an exemplary indigo, guided by the↘️ ↘️hh↘️ ↗️IRON HOOF OF THOSE WHO REIGN DUTIFULLY OVER ME.↗️ ↘️i am listening and learning.↘️ ↗️MOUSHIWAKE GOZAIMASEN.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/937c415e1bca.jpg ↘️
K--<I KNOW!!!!! NOBODY WANT ME THO!!!!!!!
✨🍭🕷️ THOSE WERE MY "THESE ARE NOT MY OWN WORDS" QUOTES YOU CRETIN 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ phuntr my guy i think "eating these fries" is a very generous way to describe what is happening at this table 🕷️🍭✨
I support you, I do. But even one image is too many. Horrifying.
W T F I WISH MY JOB WAS THAT EASY NOOOO I HAVE TO WRITE LIKE 400 PERMITS FOR ONE GUY EVERY DAY I [grow tired of the suffering] SO BAD LMAO
I'M A FAN OF MY RECUPERACOON WHICH I AM CURRENTLY IN AND WILL BE FOR THE NEXT EIGHT HOURS #HEALTHYWORKENVIRONMENT #MYJOBSUXBTW
i d0 n0t kn0w wh0 needz t0 hear thiz but a bu1ge ph0t0 iz n0t a c0nverzati0n ztarter. #nzfw
Phubt 8[
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One doesn't do bits... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > I meant me. As in. The Dark One. Do you find me boring. Ʒ
K--<LET ME HAVE ANYTHING
Wooke up too 47 oonce
Why. Soo cruel
I did noot get the jooke but just foor the recoord i win
I will gladly recoord that foor yoou
Foor noot tagging me i oonly saw that because i searched my name manually
Yoou're a fucking looser
✿ dude. this sucks
✐ᝰ Even Soleah has never kissed? ᝰᝰ
↘️what are you talking about.↘️ ↗️THIS LITERALLY DID NOT HAPPEN.↗️
he doesnt respecc my lyfe style nd called me many horrible things.. FUCK YOU DOLPHINDAD!!! MY LIFE IS GOING GREAT YOU CUNT!!
livin wit my moirail basically loungeplank surfin :P my lusus kicked me out so now im here livin da life as a hiveless model
✐ᝰ FUUUUCK fuck!! ᝰᝰ
thank god, woulldnt want you to be ablle to figure out obscure ancient secret techniques llike context cllues :P
#PhuntrStayOutOfThis
Having a crush oon Wroothe is far moore perverted than anything i've ever said oor did oonline btw
I experience sexual satisfactioon froom winning an argument #nsfw #coonfessioon
DXN'T BXTHER MESSAGING ME. I'M ABXUT TX GX TXUCH GRASS. A CXNCEPT WITH WHICH I DXUBT ANY XF YXU ARE FAMILIAR. #NotSeething - MC Oleana
Still did noot check my applicatioon foorm btw but i get the yaooi oobsessioon
NX!!!!!!!!! - MC Oleana
I'M NXT A CXWARD. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX ABANDXNED ME. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX HAS EMBITTERED ME. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX HAS #SHIPBAITED AND #QUADBAITED ME TX THE END XF MY ESCAPE ROPE. I'M NXT A CXWARD. THE CXWARDS ARE ALL THE AUTHXRS WHX REFUSE TX CANXNIZE MY SHIPS. - MC Oleana
heart/diamond combo my beliked
humm i could do that. but i donnt knnow why i would. annd i wouldnnt
it turnz 0ut hiding 0ut fr0m the c0nzequencez 0f y0ur 0wn acti0nz getz b0ring very fazt
It's roughly equivalent. I forgot to mention, but it's an equally unpaid position. - MC Oleana
Gang, I think I'm gonna go outside again.
:33 < i rate this post 0/10 kitty points!!! https://i.imgur.com/ovlkykx.jpeg
Doihavetogetarealjobnowthatimnot stuckonthemoon? Hhh imuselesswhat doievendo???¿!?!??!??!!?!?
✐ᝰ Did Double P put you up to this!!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
Who the *fuck* are you?
#YknowMaybeImGood #Hemoists #Juggalos #Hornyposters #ObligatedToTag
#INeedToFollowMoreTrolls #IDontWantToOnlyBeFollowingKryqusAndPhuntr #ThatFeelsEmbarrassingSomehow
>> oh that'ડ a pretty bad one Maybe you're r¡ght that you don't need the we11, actua11y
Proobably the same soound i'd make since it's basically me but a girl and with fur
I did say that yeah but please doon't bring my beastsoona intoo this it's cultural
☆ Nah no one dies since there’s a no Kulling rule, but shit was fuKKin awesome☆
But you must understand the variety that exist with our minds is what makes them special! Therefore, we must minimize our faults by working together!
What if i was there
:3 I.. uhhh uhhhhhhh.. (proceeds to jump out a window) 3:
:3 there's two zebruhs following me how did this happen 3:
✐ᝰ Harumph!!!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ He didn't even share. HE DIDN'T EVEN SHARE HIS DUMPLINGS!!!! ᝰᝰ
save yourself / he's my burden / he shouldn't need to be anyone else's
it's light / but bring gear / it should just be around outglut and thrashthrust / i'm thrashthrust bound right now
the acid rain is beautiful / cascading against this train's re-enforced window
<<"really? i just assumed most people would think it's weird...">>
<<"i know motivating yourself to do things can be hard... b-but i'm sure you'll be able to!">>
>> noooo!! ! ¡ don't want to hurt you and ¡ don't th¡nk ¡'m capab1e of ¡t !!
>> Th¡ડ g¡f ¡ડ for when Kryquડ 1etડ me h¡t h¡m w¡th a poo1 nood1e :)) httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/BapbapbapKryquડ.g¡f #kryquડpoડt¡ng
>> He keepડ ¡nડ¡ડt¡ng ¡ hurt h¡m (╥﹏╥)
Had a nightmare that i was bullied oof Chittr because soomeoone leaked my nudes and everyoone saw hoow flat my ass is. Soomeoone called it "microowave cake" and i wooke up in tears
I've threatened too kill him multiple times there's noo need foor me too act nice
You decide what that means.
i made a fuckin form today WIT)( number maskin and value c)(eckin so folks could put in t)(e rig)(t number and people still got t)(at s)(it wrong OUTSID----E OF T)(----E FORM!!!! girliepop it is a fuckin cold war between t)(e forces of convenience and stupidity lemme tell ya
funk do balkan (slowed + reverb)
Hello.
>> he ¡ડ ડo ¡mmenડe1y aut¡ડt¡c he outrankડ a11 of uડ
>> ¡dk ¡f ¡ cou1d be1¡eve you
🐠✨✨☀️🫧 hmmm n𖦹w that im thinkin ab𖦹ut it (takin liek alllll 𖦹f my thinkpan particles 2 d𖦹 that btw) u d𖦹 make a c𖦹mpelling p𖦹int.. ☀️🐳🫧🌀🐚
i d0 n0t need an0ther viruz, yez.
After a cursory glance at your account and pinned chitt, I can better understand why the concept of employment might frighten you. - MC Oleana
That's what has you concerned about this post? - MC Oleana
Phuntr what the fuck are yoou dooing
YEAG< Sure, you intending to live or can i just let loose?
cønsøle.løg("scary but i cøuld handle it");
♰ if mine were still around i certainly wouldn't think twice about it ♰
c0ntrary t0 p0pular belief i w0uld rather n0t make an0ther me unc0mf0rtable.
One of the guy∆ cro∆∆ed out my name and wrote 'femcel' on my lunch bag today! They're ∆o ∆illy!
wWw i'm going to be the bigger person and not answer these obviously provocative questionzz. peace ✌️ wWw
too long to read but i will date this trolls mom
(°. latula pyr𖦹pe what kind 𖦹f h𖦹rrible thing i did f𖦹r y𖦹u t𖦹 bl𖦹ck me dear .°)
I've never had any of my quad∆ filled!
Doe∆ anyone know what '∆uck the head' mean∆? #n∆fw
Big P. You can't say that when Doc Hudson is right there.
HTTPS://YOUTU.B3/PVBTFP40350?S1=WM7TC_DWVR9DTP35
as thoon as they allow video embeds its over for you all
Himero and the ole heart diamond wombo combo.
When yoour mutual woon't stoop reacting too all oof yoour chitts soo yoou loowdirkenuinely have too drain all oof their blooood and maul what's left #goore
I just went too check and ooh my goog
Sorryhewantsmypitchquadrantsobaditsembarrassingandwilllikelyaffecthisstockprices.
shut. shut yer faCe.
i am Crippled with shame i'll have ya know.
And I only get one raisin.
I forgot about the ratings, Phuntr. I fucking forgot.
↘️do not say that about my lusus.↘️
My public apooloogy Earlier aboout i made a chitt suggesting that famoous Chittr user Phuntr Guynax is interested in my bulge and shamegloobes. This is in fact noot true and i am deeply ashamed foor bringing light too such lies. Phuntr Guynax has noo affiliatioon with my bulge and never expressed any interest in it. I am very soorry and i proomise it woon't happen again (it proobably will 8/). Please foorgive me and return my gloobes too me #coontrooversioonal
✿ are u tryna slather me in sauces bro get da fukk off my post bruh i ain’t no weiner
By whoo
K--<same
c< iM gOiNg 2.... driNK paiNt tHiNNer, MetHiNKs......... >c
✐ᝰ Hm. I'll have to check our dms. ᝰᝰ
K--<imagine how i feel
>> thank you for keep¡ng uડ a11 updated, Phuntr
K--<dont call me dude im a woman
K--<note how i was not invited. due to misogyny.
￣\ im so sad for you guys. not even in a mean way /￣
PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA / definitely not
onne foot forward. every day. keep walkinng. evenn whenn the road runns cold. youre capable
>>| yeah. .i really need .a big tall purpleblood who will take me take the loungeplank, tear the clothing .apart .and ravage me .in kisses. .after some foreplay, .i'll need his thick fat big bone bulge stuck .into my nook. .i don't care .if .it will hurt .and .i dont care .if .i'll bleed from bites, scratches .and raw penetrations, .as long .i'm feeling .used, this .is the .only feeling .i need to .acquire. .a perfect desire, .a real need. #nsfw
K--<when bae is sauced
↗️WHAT.↗️
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i do that sometimes too )
↘️praying for an excruciating demise.↘️ ↗️I WOULD HAVE TO CLEAR MY PERSONAL CALENDAR OF YOUR BINIGHTLY RAGSESSIONS, WHEREIN YOU APPEAR IN MY NOTIFICATIONS BOX AND SQUANDER ALL OF YOUR UNEMPLOYED HOURS HATING ON ME.↗️ ↘️i will confess, i would miss it.↘️ ↗️BRIEFLY, ANYWAY. AND THEN I WOULD RECOVER.↗️
☆~𖦹 I have met kind souls on here, even some who I consider friends 𖦹~☆
an@ther great suggesti@n!! unf@rtunately, my palmhusk has @nly @ne screen t@ its name, s@m i'm n@t sure if i c@uld at this m@ment. @n@
nobody wwould believve me wwere i to divvulge the truth about howw many random run a the mill mortal chuds come botherin our drones wwearin jesterly facepaint and ovversized footwwear thinkin they got a mechanized direct line to the boss lady ergo a fruitful avvenue to shoot their shot but ill dispel that misconception right here she aint wwatchin you recite that slam poetry or expose certain unseemly anatomy that oughta be kept privvate *i am* and can i just say some a you might wwant to consult wwith a medical professional
Loost toooo much aura i'd say i'm goonna kill myself but i knoow i'm just goonna goo jerk ooff until i fall asleep fuuuuuuuck #nsfw
Can we like noot talk aboout it in public i just realized hoow cringe i am foor saying that
Yeah that woould be pretty cooool if tooday's leftdoown wasn't exact reasoon why i still doon't have oone 8/
Me
>> 🤨🤨🤨
th∆nks for the offer think im good though
"if you'RE reading this i probably made you mad" いや、実は違うんだ。あなたの話に大笑いしちゃって、まるでベイプを深く吸い込んだ時みたいに咳き込んでしまったよ。
We are i just had a feeling it's oone-sided
Goot caught hating chitts oon my palmhusk after telling everyoone i'm oon date fuuuuuuck
-=[ mmmi love rotting :-)_☺]=-
K--<phuntr i am ready. it is part of my comeback strategy
K--<it involved self harm
K--<this isnt even 20% of how pathetic i get. when i tell you what my last interaction was with her then youll know youve reached bedrock bottom
i am a troLL of Light i do not purvey darkness or eviLness
i wouLd do no such thing i am a troLL of god pLease dont say things Like that
K--<do you actually need me to answer this
K--<messaging your exs past self on trollian so you can talk to a version of her that still loves you #lifehack
Thank yoou foor getting me too 10,000 kulls. Here are my nudes foor hitting this milestoone like i proomised #nsfw https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/mynudes.png
K--<been a rough blink tbh
K--<i have a bottle of water, half a bag of mixed nuts, 2 bottles of wine, and i can't muster the internal strength to leave my hive. so let's see how things go tonight.
Aww hell yeah, here'2 a clu2ter of beehou2e maiinframe2 wiith all the cla22iic2 from the human world and emulator2 loaded on them. You can hook iit two your network and play game2 locally, but iit wa2 really 2et up for the #piillowfort we diid a whiile back and II haven't gotten two reconfiiguriing any of the hardware. All of the copiie2 of each game, from our culture or the human2 are completely not liiciit even two the 2liighte2t degree. Everyone who attended the party even added more game2 two iit than II put iit iin wiith, and iit wiill auto confiigure once iit'2 piiped iin #2ub2tance2 #viibe2 #viideogame2
Appreciate that yoou remember my name
K--<if im a girlgem why tf nobody want me
i lowkey need a girlgem
>> maybe ¡ ડhou1d g¡ve one of theડe ડoc¡a1 eventડ a ડhot ડomet¡me...—
Hghhh...
dude im buthy today but maybe
You're ju2t goiing two knock the thiinkpan riight out of your holder wiith tho2e. They are quiite iimpre22iive and functiional iin u2e but iit take2 2weep2 of iinten2e traiiniing two ma2ter and iif you have two rely on them iin battle you wiill probably wii2h you had 2omethiing, anythiing el2e. 2ell them or trade them for 2omethiing you won't hurt your2elf wiith plea2e.
CḪ I don't recall seeIng you In tHe bar last nIgHt... tHIs Is lost property and tHIs post Is an attempt to Help folks fInd tHeIr belongIngs.
Noo #webqus foor toonight. Had a really exciting FLARP sessioon 8| https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/aftermath.png
Nah, they wiill be neutraliized by the fact they are laughiing 2o hard at my 2orry a22. Learn 2ome fuckiing etiiquette. #honk
>> you and me both, my fr¡end
>> :(( ડn¡ff1
Im gonna g3t you
K--<ok i didnt think you were actually gonna do it im sorry
K--<YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name is the first sentence oof my bioo. Doon't act like yoou've never looooked throough my page 8/
K--<i also wish i had a clone on here so i could hit
Rejection is Never Easy to deal with, but that Doesn't mean you should be so Public about things! Not Naming Names!
K--<he didnt even know i was a robot he just hated my personality
K--<i fumbled cronus ampora. imagine what that does to a woman.
K--<someone please tell me not to troll her
II am a rather llarge woman. II need a llot of support iin my chest area. =:]
)+|ello all. I c)+|anged "profile". ʇ)+|aʇ is my real face. Iʇ is weird ʇo aʇʇac)+| iʇ ʇo public profile ʇ)+|aʇ doesn'ʇ )+|ave legal name on iʇ. I )+|ope you enjoy. ʇa ʇa.
don"t 2ay iit liike that..
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
wld any of u miss me if i was gone -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<i tried to pail cronus ampora and he turned me down. HE turned me down. HE turned ME down. and im hungover as fuck. jegus christ.
the fuck are taxes
K--<oh my god why do i have unread dms from cronus ampora
DIRECT EXAMINATION! actually are any of you guys also going to the troll strixhaven prerelease this wipeend i am so excited for it i could throw up. troll silverquill REPRESENT #tmtg
Nxt really afraid xf anything!!! I just try my best tx be cxmpassixnate :)))
Ɏ excited? i mea-a-an i know some trolls got a-a-a LOT of bloodlust but surely a-a-a little text post wouldn't spa-a-ark high emotions Ɏ
[|87 :: 1 fear for my safety.
[|87 :: Per chance are you tweak;n on Adderall to be ;mag;n;n these vast opportun;t;es? Or are you s;mply bu;lt d;fferent? #substance
(its j-just for w-work- and i-i cant h-have ice s-soup for d-dinner again o-or my l-lusus will s-start to w-worry)
(uhm y-yeah... they r-roll a d-die every d-day for w-who pays f-for lunch! I m-mean I c-can't s-see the d-die, but, im s-sure its r-real. I g-guess im j-just unlucky t-that it u-usually lands o-on me)
They are just wrong and need to be educated on how llovelly pllants are.
Ɏ yea-a-ah idk a-a-about psionics i don't ha-a-ave sick eyela-a-asers or a-a-anything Ɏ Ɏ sometimes if i focus rea-a-ally ha-a-ard i ca-a-an knock stuff over with my thinkpa-a-an (i think its a-a-a rustblood thing) but i suck a-a-at it Ɏ
Ɏ to smithereens? Ɏ Ɏ i couldn't ima-a-agine trying to strife with them i feel like i would be oblitera-a-ated in na-a-ary a-a-a second if i even looked a-a-at them funny Ɏ
>>| no fucking way. losing .and then blocking? that .is so pathetic .of them. how they .even crawled .out .of caverns. .anyways, .at least you have presumed reason, .i got nothing. new .user .and .instantly blocked. well, guess .i'm too hothead for them to handle my words here.
Ɏ highblood ca-a-alled me fa-a-at toda-a-ay. yes i pouted & whined a-a-about it but i didn't refuse too vehemently ca-a-ause they know best & a-a-all Ɏ Ɏ plea-a-ase be honest i do NOT look fa-a-at right? #suggestive #photo #plea-a-asebenice Ɏ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/fa-a-at Ɏ sent from my scryPhone Ɏ
And i'm noot even the exact reasoon we're soo loow https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/tear.png
Hoow coould yoou https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/tear.png
>> hypothet¡ca11y tho actua11y where do u th¡nk u wou1d put them
[ FEEDBACK ] [ IN CONFIDENCE ] It would be best if you aligned your chart with the company code of conduct.
F33d 2ur3 i2 2low tonight. Blow2 my mind that th3r3 b3 lik3 80 mf2 in thi2 2hit and a po2t 3v3ry thr33 minut32
Oh thank god
C:~ Please. I have my own universe, planet and subjects. Clout on social media isn't something I strive for.<
>>| .if you let me .on .a podium, .i will scream .outload: "purpleblood yaoi .is real!", .ors something like that.
"II VVanna kII22 my VVa2techute an IIgnorance ga2h are puckered" "ooh II VVant my 2hrIIvled rotten lIIl ol bulge 2ucked" VVell II VVant nothIIn more than the raVV gay hor2epoVVer of a motorcycle but VVe cant all get VVhat VVe aNt IIn lIIfe noVV can VVe. pop that IIn your 2kIIllet an fry IIt. #n2fVV
I am g👁ing t👁 slumber. T👁 sleep, f👁r th👁se wh👁 might n👁t kn👁w what that w👁rd means. Here is a picture 👁f me and my very 👁live matesprit. Again, if y👁u see "👁live Disguise" in the link, n👁 y👁u d👁 n👁t. My matesprit is being framed. There is n👁 disguise s👁 d👁 n👁t ask ab👁ut it. I am als👁 aware that this kind 👁f... set up 👁f my r👁👁m is rather 👁dd. D👁 n👁t bring it up. I will n👁t be answering y👁ur questi👁ns. https://file.garden/Z1ea76ldmXzREmMm/Sinvus%20and%20Belz👁r%20chill%20👁live%20Disguise.png
"= pros and cons of full submerge slime cupeing. pros - i was OUT and unwakable, pure sleep. cons. i have to blow my nose out hard both sides and cough up green from my mouth every time i wake up, but, i have very good water pressure so sometimes i just put the shower head to my face. ="
"= i could imagine it. but the tunnels aren't usually like accessible to the water? you can't have windows i think. they're under the floor. ="
Get the fuck oout oof here alsoo i did noot mean too send this
X Stem packs are an important part of recovering from a broken nose x
↗️GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, THOUGHT YOU WERE NEARLY GONE AS I DID NOT SEE YOUR FRANKLY RIDICULOUS AND CRUEL MOCKERY PLASTERED ACROSS MY NOTIFICATIONS IN AWHILE.↗️ ↘️may i recommend a longer vacation where you stay gone forever maybe.↘️
,,,$ure could go for a cigarette right now,,,really could do with a cigarette,,,what'$ a guy gotta do,,,,to get a cigarette around here haha,,,anyone el$e really feel like they want a cigarette,,,,mmmmm,,,ciggy,,,,
>:o] || well 1 want THREE waffles >:o]
gawd. i want a BIG FAT WAFFLE RN wit sum fruit n sum chocolate chipz n sum whipped cream n sum syrup, dat would ball tf OUT rn
Likes are +5, pity is +2 (I think), and replies also add k(_)lt I think.
▼gog the caverns make all of us into lusii for each other eventually swear to gog▲
im dying and i can only walk on good nights it is usually never a good night anyway he says something about how hes a gigachad and you probably don't fill any pails so okay
what is this are you doing my quirk but it's true he fucking is ell emm ay o
Hmm... I have been requested to stay out of the hive for the night. Hello Chittr. How is everyone tonight?
DOES THIS MEAN YOU WANT TO FUCKING LIKE.. ION KNOW, LAUNCH MELONS AT ABANDONED HIVES WITH ANCIENT SIEGE WARFARE CONSTRUCTS?
Checking something. Please hold. Tagging j(_)st in case. #nsfw https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/monstro(_)s.png
my new binderr is oout foorr deliverry i hoope the deliverry drroone dooesnt get shoot doown by my neighboorrs
▼oh wow a guy died at murderland who would have thought▲
X Hair of the barkbeast (and about six hundred sweeps of nigh non-stop substance abuse) x
X I’m gonna #breakfast post so hard rn My breakfast is a nice healthy bottle of 92% shine and trollritos #substance x
I FORGOT TO SAY BUT I STILL HAVE THE TREBUCHET AND AM STILL TAKING RECCOMENDATIONS ON WHAT TO FLING OUT OF IT.
TH1S 1S 4 P3RSON4L B3TR4Y4L
I'm goonna miss yoou soo bad when yoou get culled foor being bitchless yoou're oone oof the twoo reasoons i loog in back too chittr every day
☆you mean like pathetic, loser dudes? ...only if theyre cute☆
♰ only when you're not looking :) ♰
♰ entry from my respiteblock... hope you don't mind my staring :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be5eda881ec3.png ♰
── ✦ I DID N⚢T HAVE T⚢ SCR⚢LL FAR T⚢ FIND A HIGHBL⚢⚢D ALREADY J⚢KING AB⚢UT AB⚢LISHING THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM F⚢R "APRIL F⚢⚢LS." T⚢ BE EXPECTED ⚢F A VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D.
Ah. An occasion dedicated to misdirection. How appropriate. Very well. You will receive this message and assume it contains a hidden meaning. It does not. There is no cipher embedded in the phrasing. No acrostic concealed in the first letters. No inverted logic waiting to be unraveled. You may check, if you like. You will find nothing. That is the point. You are accustomed to looking for patterns. To assuming that anything presented with a certain tone must reward scrutiny. That if you look closely enough, you will uncover intent. So you will read this again. And again. Perhaps slower. You may even begin to doubt your initial conclusion. Surely, you’ll think, there must be something here. Some subtle trick. Some overlooked detail. There isn’t. The subversion is not in the message. It is in you. You expected to be deceived. Instead, you were told the truth—and found it harder to believe. Happy April Fools. Try not to overthink it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b476e1735b3f.png
C4N W3 NOT JUST H4V3 ON3 R3GUL4R FUCK1NG D4Y ON TH1S S1T3
im a fakeass chittrer x( sadge
its not a #Crime to use your friends #Passwords once a while!
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lmao @ what a rookie @ i have mentally killed you in 118 different ways and i just came up with another one
do you think alternia is big enough for both of us or we'd have to like @ fight for dominance soon
does anyone have any chalk? im fresh out >X3 fur no purrticular reason, it may or may not be fur summoning or warding off evil
wWw zzo youre juzzt gonna believe everything azz long azz it hazz more clout wWw
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- Sommetimmes, after a hard night's work... all you want is a cold, fizzy pop in one Hand, and a mman in the other! #WipeEndWants 🤣🤣
/======================================\ || Knowledge has a price. || || || || They're going to put you in the || || #Maze. || || || \======================================/
ya but.. y wuld i buy a book im nawt gonna read, dat sounds kinda dumb! xP wuttfreak
o... 4 shur
Is there a particular reason as to why a raging misogynistic has his post amplified?
That might've been me sorrrry
This is why I just hornypost every night. Well. That and just me being horny. But that's not the point. #nsfw
Considered it, but no employers are alive around me, unfortunately.
↗️MY DETRACTORS AND HATERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES AGOG WITH THE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE RECEIVED A VERIFICATION BADGE, HONORING MY LOYALTY AND ALSO GRACE IN STEELING THE LADDER OF BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️if you are preparing your greasy typestumps on your keyboard, ready to leave a disparaging comment against me, please denote the badge.↘️ ↗️AND MAYBE THINK TWICE.↗️ ↘️it's all coming up wrothe.↘️ ↗️WE ARE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN THE GROWL JONES IS UP TONIGHT.↗️
I do : (
Got it out of your system yet?
X Anyone wanna be my weighted blanket? x
The hive8oat took quite the su8stantial damage upon falling.Tolight shall involve attempting to loc8te a carpenter.
I am researching more human media. I do not like it when they are mean to Milhouse. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.